A summary for those that haven’t been keeping up with this series:
I found a number of 5.25″ disks at a thrift store a number of years ago. I finally got around to acquiring a 5.25″ disk drive and extracting the contents a while back. Since then I have been posting the contents here.
Based on the contents, at least some of these disks were apparently once owned by someone named Connie who used to run the “Close Encounters” Special Interest Group (SIG) on Delphi in the mid 1980s.
A specific definition of this SIG was found in a document on one of the disks: “This SIG, known as ‘Close Encounters’, is a forum for the discussion of relationships that develop via computer services like the Source, CompuServe, and Delphi. Our primary emphasis is on the sexual aspects of those relationships.”
This service was text based and was accessed via whatever terminal program you used on your computer to dial in to Delphi’s servers. Many of these disks have forum messages, e-mails and chat session logs. All of this is pre-internet stuff and I don’t know if there are any archives in existence today of what was on Delphi in the 1980s. In any case, much of this stuff would have been private at the time and probably wouldn’t be in such archives even if they existed.
This post and the previous post include the contents of SEXPOS2.DOC and SEXPOS2.BAK. These are chat logs and contain mostly the same content with a few subtle differences that I can’t entirely figure out. .DOC starts slightly later in the chat but both seem to have a few messages here and there that the other doesn’t.
See the previous post here.
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SEXPOS2.BAK
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list sexpos2.;1 ** JOEY just joined CLE (2 members now) ** Myself> howdy guy JOEY> Hi John JOEY> How ru? Myself> sok here - u? JOEY> Fine. JOEY> I got the message about the flags. But, how do you set them? Myself> the flags are already set Myself> you need do nothing about that JOEY> Oh, ok. Myself> also, you wouldn't be able to set them anyway since u don't have the 'm' Myself> flag which allows access to the membership system. JOEY> oh. Myself> your time is free JOEY> Should be a lot of people on here tonight. Myself> and thus you will not be billed for time in this sig. Myself> i hope so. /s dirigo hi - long time no c. JOEY> Yes, Connie explained that. Myself> ok Myself> nuf said JOEY> The contest sounds interesting. Myself> should be - expect to have first one up tomorrow JOEY> But, we are not eligible? Myself> not really Joey Connie and I have the questions and answers JOEY> I didn't think so. sok. Myself> Connie and I have the questions and answers Myself> and you are already free Myself> plus, it makes no sense for sig managers to participate in their promoti onals JOEY> True. Myself> We have to function above criticism in this thing. Just like real offic ial Myself> companies running their contests Myself> you know the usual messages - employees and families etc. JOEY> Well, I thought so. We run contests and have the same rules. Myself> exactly. Myself> now since ur an employee <sic> tote that barge ad nauseum JOEY> Ok. (smile.) Myself> and don't forget to lift that bale too. JOEY> And put your shoulder to grindstone. Myself> in this case ur shoulder is the grindstone <hahaha> ** Marti just joined CLE (3 members now) ** JOEY> Hi Marti! Myself> well lookee here Marti> Hi Joey! /s marti thot u'ld never get ur bill paid so you could re-join us Marti> Hi John...hugs JOEY> We should have a new member here, tonight. ILLUSION>> who said it was paid <sigh> /s marti well I can dream can't I? JOEY> LOOP (Jane) ILLUSION>> yes...we all dream Marti> is connie coming? Myself> we should have plenty of new members here <I hope> someday Myself> not even breathing hard marti. <grin> Marti> hahaha....some people never change! JOEY> I knew he would say that. Myself> marti==>>what do u thnk of our new contest? Marti> is connie joining us tonight <let's see him do something to that> Connie will be present this evening but I doubt that there will be any "joining" Marti> sounds like fun.... JOEY> That would even it up. Myself> Connie will be present this evening but I doubt that there will be any " joining" Marti> can't wait for the questions Myself> <I did too!> <so there!!> Marti> hhmmm.....shoulda known Myself> should be up this week Marti> any way to turn of echo here? Myself> have to get up early in the am to get around me. Myself> yeah JOEY> /noecho Myself> type /noecho Marti> Wow...that was hard! Marti> uh oh Myself> the difficult we do immediately Myself> the impossible takes a little longer. Myself> what uh oh? Marti> takes longer but is more fun JOEY> hehehe Marti> nothing...thot you would have something to say Myself> could be JOEY> longer=more fun Marti> well...if the topic is positions... Marti> looks like there is just me and you guys... Myself> u mean like after your 'that was hard' I should have said hope u enjoyed it? Marti> <grinning> any ideas? JOEY> hmmmmm ** SoftPaws just joined CLE (4 members now) ** SoftPaws> hi all Marti> ops JOEY> Hi Tig. SoftPaws> hi marti!! Myself> hi soft Marti> Hi SoftPaws SoftPaws> huggs joe! <SoftPaws> hi my Marti> oh...is that you Tig? <SoftPaws> yes sure is!! <SoftPaws> using my plink *handle* hehe /gn cle sexual positions - 2 Marti> How ya doing? <SoftPaws> fine and you?? Myself> ** New group name "CLE SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2" selected ** Marti> okay <SoftPaws> ah sure is <SoftPaws> this is fair..2 on 2 hehe /n Ms. Self <grin Marti> yes...was nicer with 2 to 1 tho... Marti> no offense Tiig... <SoftPaws> im sure (grin) JOEY> For you, Marti. <SoftPaws> none taken <SoftPaws> <yet> Marti> just always wanted a 3 some <grin> Ms. Self <grin> you were saying? <SoftPaws> sure sure sure Marti> or 4 some or 5 zsome JOEY> Settle for just some. <SoftPaws> ms? Marti> yeah...just some will do <SoftPaws> i dont settle Ms. Self <grin> right - makes it unfair again Ms. Self <grin> hahahaha /n Myself <SoftPaws> haha John JOEY> Hi!! Myself> just the four of us <SoftPaws> what time was CO for John? Myself> this will be a boring co <grin> Marti> it will? <SoftPaws> and where is Conie? <SoftPaws> boring? with me and Marti? hardly Myself> well, I changed it to 9:30 because folks often didn't start arriving til l then <SoftPaws> =* tee hee *= JOEY> True, Tig. <SoftPaws> thanks Joe Marti> HA...we can take care of you guys Myself> and since then, they are arriving even later if at all JOEY> I bet you could. <Tiggy> you shoulda said like 9 then they would show up at 930 <Tiggy> i suppose <Tiggy> instinct is to be late i think tho JOEY> Your instincts? Myself> i was thinking abt that - but I can't get up from down in that short a t ime Marti> Ladies are supposed to be fashionably late.. <Tiggy> not mine!! im <Tiggy> never late!! Marti> Guess we're not ladies <Tiggy> this is true marti Myself> original schedule of 9:15 allowed me to watch Airwolf and then get some <Tiggy> some sleep? Myself> refreshments just before opening the co. Marti> get some what? Marti> oh <Tiggy> hahahhahaa JOEY> Boy, is he fast. <Tiggy> <cherry coke/7-up in paws> lets gothen! Marti> Is Peg coming...er..joining us? Myself> no JOEY> hehehe Myself> and no comment!! <Tiggy> hahahaha Marti> ok Marti> just haven't seen anyone in so long. <Tiggy> achooo <Tiggy> me either marti no one has been in the sig since Nov 1958 Marti> Bless you, Tig JOEY> Cold Tig? Myself> tiggy ==>> salud <Tiggy> thanks <Tiggy> yes very joey <Tiggy> went swimming at the river hehehe <Tiggy> <not by choice> Myself> no tig - that was 1858 !! Marti> Swimming??? <Tiggy> ah! <Tiggy> yea i was pushed into the river hon Marti> we could swim up here if we wanted, right John? <Tiggy> we were having apicnic <Tiggy> *were* Myself> possibly Marti> picnic...sigh /gn cle - 4 on the floor <Tiggy> ** -- right back -- ** Myself> ** New group name "CLE - 4 ON THE FLOOR" selected ** Marti> leave are turning...winter is on the way JOEY> picnic, hmmmm, that is an idea. TIGLON>> 4 onn the floor? hhehehe <Tiggy> - signed off - Marti> guess she didn't like that idea Myself> no she said she'lf brb Myself> couple lines back up the screen JOEY> Take a box lunch.(grin) Marti> oh yea...I see it now Marti> pack a banan for me, joey Marti> banana Myself> I figured until more people show up and it being just the four of us ** TIGLON just joined CLE - 4 ON THE FLOOR (4 members now) ** JOEY> Ok, and a taco for me. TIGLON> i want a burrito Myself> and this is the <sic> floor so to speak Myself> four on the floor seemed appropo. JOEY> With beans? Marti> the floor is nice....cool but nice <Tiggy> ill get the sheepskin if its too cold Myself> well, it would have been warmer but someone whose shall remain Myself> nameless forgot the bearskin rug - joey <hahaha> JOEY> <sorry> <Tiggy> =* tee hee *= namesless EH JOEY? Marti> well then...let's sit on joey <Tiggy> hahahaha wouldnt he die Marti> me first JOEY> I use bareskin myself. Myself> no thanks - he's not my type <Tiggy> ill paas JOEY> <line up> <Tiggy> er ... Myself> u leave 'myself' alone joey!! <Tiggy> ill pas Marti> gee...sorry joe...just me <Tiggy> er er er pass Myself> pass incomplete. <Tiggy> ah! TIGLON>> how ya doing? Myself> so far so good tig Marti> what are tig and myself doing? <Tiggy> ah good John <Tiggy> <nothing> JOEY> I wonder. <Tiggy> <andi mean nothing> Myself> exzactly <Tiggy> <gettting more cherry coke> Marti> hhmm...party poopers <Tiggy> <not me!!> Myself> now where is everyone - oh well - lets roll <Tiggy> roll mode Myself> comments anyone? /roll ROLL by Myself> (2d6) 3/6 5/6 JOEY> Roll? good one. <Tiggy> ill bid one Myself> i'll c ur 1 and raise u 2 <Tiggy> ill see your 2 and raise you a stocking Myself> I'll lower ur stocking and your drawers <giggle> Marti> is this strip poker? Myself> $%#@!! gremlins again JOEY> And raise a dress. Marti> darn...not wearing a dress <Tiggy> strip co? <Tiggy> <not wearing stockings> Marti> you wearing a dress Tig? <Tiggy> not me! Myself> me neither <Tiggy> a roe and socks here JOEY> Damn. <Tiggy> er robe Marti> robe and sock? <Tiggy> socks <Tiggy> on my tooties Marti> robe sounds sexy...but socks? <Tiggy> er feet <Tiggy> my feet arre cold thank you! <Tiggy> =* tee hee *= Marti> gotta get rid of the socks, tig Marti> put your feet on something warm <Tiggy> who said? ive never had any complaints <Tiggy> <looking for leg warmer> <Tiggy> <er foot warmer> Myself> me - didn't u recognize my voice? <Tiggy> no sure didnt John sorry ** E. just joined CLE - 4 ON THE FLOOR (5 members now) ** <Tiggy> hi e <Tiggy> <grin> JOEY> Hi Liz! Myself> <plugging foot warmer in> E.> Hi folk. Myself> lo e Marti> Hi E Myself> hi beth Myself> good to c u Marti> you can see her? E.> Tks. Was watching tv. Myself> sure - I'ld recognize her baud anywhere <Tiggy> doesnt she have a nice baud> ** Connie & Rod just joined CLE - 4 ON THE FLOOR (6 members now) ** <Tiggy> so ive heard Connie & Rod> hi! JOEY> Well <Tiggy> C&R!! E.> Hi Con & Rof. /gn cle - sexual positions - 2 Myself> well is abt time u 2 showed up <Tiggy> rof? Marti> Hi Connie and Rod!! JOEY> Hi C&R. Myself> ** New group name "CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2" selected ** <Tiggy> <wonder what THE were doing> <Tiggy> er they E.> THE? <Tiggy> they they they!! E.> The they. Myself> that is much better <Tiggy> ::pardon:: Connie & Rod> Tiggy, we were doing research on the topic. Myself> now people r starting to show <Tiggy> oh sure sure (evol thots) <Tiggy> jon i sent 4 people mail real quick! Marti> Connie...tell us about what you learned! Myself> that's what I like, peoiple to really 'get into ' the subject !! Connie & Rod> we've learned that variety is the spice of life! <grin> /s cabuys and speaking of spice - hi lover <not u rod> <Tiggy> my foot warmer is coming! JOEY> It is? E.> So's Christmas. Marti> wow! some foot warmer! <Tiggy> yes he is Joe! JOEY> Do I know him? <Tiggy> dont know CABUYS>> hi lover <Tiggy> =* tee hee *= Myself> sorry tig, the foot warmer blew a fuse. Marti> Connie==> is that all the detail we're gonna get? JOEY> Oh, no. The Love Boat. Myself> it was a strange unit anyway. Connie & Rod> 'fraid so, Marti. Marti> Joey...you don't like Love Boats? JOEY> Shucks. Marti> nutz JOEY> Not on TV! <Tiggy> there he s!! ** Tim just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (7 members now) ** Myself> hi tim JOEY> Hi Tim <Tiggy> see!! Connie & Rod> hi Tim Marti> Hi Tim Tim> Hi! E.> Hi TIm. <Tiggy> tims!!! kisskiss Myself> we were not just talking abt u. Tim> Tiggy, ***kiss*** <Tiggy> <ah> Myself> now back to the co Marti> maybe we can watch tim and tig <Tiggy> maybe maybe not Myself> why?? <Tiggy> whynot! Myself> i asked first <nah nah!> <Tiggy> nah nah nah Myself> %$#@!! gremlins <Tiggy> sure John get a real puter hon Myself> I have got to get a de-gremlin-izer program for this machine <Tim> I get the feeling.. <Tiggy> sorry hon <Tim> I've walked in on something interesting JOEY> You walked? <Tiggy> <ready!> Marti> not yet tim...but stick around Myself> well tell us abt it then <grin> /s cabuys martis account is like her bill being paid up. <Tiggy> <er um oh dahh> <Tiggy> <stereo mode> /s cabuys illusion! CABUYS>> tsk tsk tsk! <Tim> Who's telling what? <Tim> I'm confused Myself> I'm Myself <Tiggy> what is there to tell? Myself> pleased to meet you. Myself> ok folks Myself> lets try to start something here <Tim> So, the subject is positions eh? <Tiggy> yea Tims so I hear Myself> on the subject of sexual positions <Tim> I guess this sig is really on top of things E.> Tim: 1 <Tiggy> ah score! Myself> yes tim, care to comment? JOEY> We try, Tim. (smile) Marti> What did tim get a point for? /s marti getting the topic! <Tiggy> cause hes so cute Marti E.> His pun. <Tim> You're too kind, tiggy Marti> ahh...I see <Tiggy> <true Tims> Myself> tim ==>> what's ur fav p[osition and why? /s cabuys hows that for putting 'm on the olde spot? <Tim> Well... <Tim> I like variety CABUYS>> very good! Myself> <don't we all?> Marti> so tell us about one or two <Tim> I mean there are definitely advantages to .. <Tiggy> or 3 <Tim> being in various positions Marti> there are? <Tim> Ok, I like being on top sometimes Myself> yes marti - there really are Myself> <and there really is a heaven too> Marti> <showw me> E.> I like to do it on the floor, but haven't since I got a bad "rope" burn. JOEY> <ok> JOEY> Carpet burns are hell. Myself> <u got a little 'tied up' beth?> Marti> <rope burn??? mkinky!> <Tim> I hate it when that happens, E! E.> Carpet burn didn't sound too cool. Marti> I don't understand Marti> ok JOEY> Aww, Marti Marti> I got it Joey...finally E.> /cancel explanation. JOEY> E: 1/2 Myself> tim ==>> sometimes ur on top - cont Myself> <all else pls quiet down a bit> Myself> <u 2 Myself> <Tim> There's more control ov <Tim> Sorry, was trying to control-x that <Tim> What I meant to say.. <Tim> is sometimes I like the feeling of control of being on top <Tim> Other times, I don't like to do all the work , so.. E.> I'll drink to that. <Tim> in those cases it's not such a great position <Tiggy> work? E.> He means labor. <Tiggy> heheh i guess <Tiggy> fruitful labor tho E.> You know, sweat. Marti> Just cause you're on top doesn't mean you're the only one working Myself> <fruitful only if she gets pregnant> <Tiggy> <not what i meant jm> JOEY> /cancel fruit <Tim> Yes, Marti, that is true.. <Tim> but it is more work than.. <Tiggy> Yes Tim..we *all* dont just lay there DO We? <Tim> for instance, when she's on top JOEY> I do. Marti> <Tig==> depends on who I'm with> <Tiggy> hahahhaa <Tiggy> Marti--* ah Myself> <comments pls> JOEY> ! <Tim> Tiggy, I don't know, I haven't.. <Tiggy> 2 x ! Myself> <joey - stby a sec> <Tim> tried all of you yet <Tiggy> all of whom? Myself> Tim - last I have from you was <Tim> Reference to "we All don't just lay there", Tig <Tiggy> ah i see sorry Myself> 'for instance when she's on top' - could u pick up from there pls <Tim> Well, when the woman is on top.. <Tim> I can relax a little more /s <tim and pls use the 'ga' construct to show u r done speaking - <Tim> Not to mention it's a different sensation TJH>> I never know when I'm done, sorry! <Tim> ga Myself> thank you - and don't b sorry - joey ga on ! JOEY> There are two things I like about woman on top..... Myself> ,<breasts> Connie & Rod> john!!! Marti> <giggle> JOEY> 1) She can control things, thus, she gets more pleasure.... E.> You call 'em things. John? JOEY> 2) JOEY> I LOVE to watch her face (among other things). JOEY> ga Marti> ! /s kaplan no love - I don't call m at all - but I do use m. Myself> marti ga Marti> Joey...I don't necessarily agree that she gets more pleasure... Marti> but it is nice to be in control sometimes.. Marti> and can't you look at her face when you are on top? GA /s cabuys I thought the comment was a valid one - griggle JOEY> ! Myself> ga joey JOEY> No, my eyes are closed.(grin) JOEY> ga Myself> well Myself> I like her on top cause it gives me freedom to use my hands Marti> <open them> Myself> something I can't do much of when I am on top Myself> also, I get in deeper that way. Myself> ga Marti> ! <Tiggy> ! Myself> marti Myself> <tig next> Marti> This may sound dumb..but.. Marti> what do you do with your hands? GA <Tiggy> <what i wanted to know too John> <Tim> - signed off - E.> ? Myself> ur right love - just a bit dumb sounding - tig ga <me next> Myself> <beth aft me> <Tiggy> My--* I wanted to know the same thing ho Marti> hhmmm Myself> well, with my hands free, Ii can do a lot of exploring Myself> and playing, caressing, and etc. Marti> ok, thanx John Myself> you know the obvious types of things one might do with hands Myself> like draw circles on warm flesh Myself> kneeding soft rounded breasts <Tiggy> you like touching then eh My? Myself> and maybe a few other things to stimulate my partner /s cabuys right lover? Myself> ga <Tiggy> or the excitement there in CABUYS>> remember me - I don't like being on top. Myself> well, tig - it pays to 'keep in touch' /s cabuys I know, but that's also good /s cabuys cause I get to please u ur way - so there!! <Tiggy> hehe Yea i agree.. touching is a nice part of it all <Tiggy> ga E.> My arms aren't that strong, and I can't stay on top more than a few minutes. I like taking turns. what is your least favorite position and why? Myself> ok Myself> next q Myself> what is your least favorite position and why? Marti> Hello? /s kaplan - u can always sit up - that is very nice feeling indeed!! wanna try it? JOEY> Hi Marti. Marti> <sorry> Marti> Didn't Liz have a ? Myself> <checking on '?'> Myself> so she did - Myself> beth ga /s cabuys love scroll back JOEY> She isn't here, John. Marti> when did she leave? Myself> she sure is /s kaplan u r here right - pls ga now E.> - signed off - JOEY> Got dumped. Myself> now she's gone Marti> she's trying out a position Myself> yeah, I think it is called dumped Myself> ok, back to next question ** <Tim just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (6 members now) ** <Tiggy> rehi Tims Myself> <wlcm bck tim> Marti> Hi again Tim Connie & Rod> hi again Tim <Tim> Hi, back from network or Delphi probs <Tim> not sure which Myself> for benefit of tim - next q is: what is least fav pos and why? <Tiggy> bet on delphi Marti> you missed the demo, tim <Tim> Demo??? Myself> demo? Myself> what demo?? Myself> <damn - I miss all the good stuff > Marti> <can't think of any positions I don't like> Myself> how abt "on your knees slave!!" <Tiggy> I can <Tiggy> er ops.. JOEY> Yuk Marti> knees is okay...slave isn't Myself> ga tig JOEY> Marti:3 <Tiggy> that was the position i was thinking abut liking the least .. <Tim> - signed off - Myself> <give a little thot marti - and u can find a pos u don't like - grin> <Tiggy> for 1 reason.. <Tiggy> (amoung many)..you cant see what the other person is *doing* ..ie.expressions and such <Tiggy> ga Myself> ok Myself> I don't like sideways. <Tiggy> i do! <Tiggy> <ops> ga john Myself> it is great for printing spreadsheets, but murder on me! <Tiggy> why my? Marti> <hahaha> Myself> ga tig <Tiggy> sideways is nice..if you to it back to front. <Tiggy> ..cuase you can cuddle and touch around the other person for a while..before your arms fall asleep he Marti> that sounds hard <Tiggy> not really Marti. <Tiggy> depends on how agile you are I guess <Tiggy> <dang i wish i couuld draw this> <Tiggy> ga boss Myself> right - remember that sideways - the guy is always on one of the girls l egs Marti> ? Myself> and it is difficult to stay in from there. Myself> ga marti Marti> I think the position sometimes depends on the mood... <Tiggy> true Marti> sometimes you want something gentle..and slow...and easy... Marti> other times something...ahem...hard and fast GA Marti> <blush> <Tiggy> ehehe Connie & Rod> <excellent comments, Marti!> Myself> G, I can't imagine wht u mean there mwrti <grin> ** E. just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (6 members now) ** Myself> wlcm bck beth <Tiggy> ** -- right back -- ** E.> Rehi all. JOEY> Hi Liz. Welcome back. /s cabuys system is runnig slow tonight <Tiggy> <Tiggy> E.> That was very weird. <Tiggy> - signed off - Marti> Hi beth E.> Hi Marti. Myself> we're talking abt least fav pos's right now beth, and what makes them le ast. E.> KO. CABUYS>> all *systems* are go here. <grin> Myself> <reeling from beths punch!> /s cabuys i am getting slo responses sometimes - maybe it's my buffer here E.> (tired of OK all the time) CABUYS>> things do seem to be slowing down - probably system problems again. /s cabuys no doubt Myself> now - before you got dropped - u had a '?' up - still care to comment? E.> No. I was up to the next question. Myself> ok, care to comment on that? E.> Sure... E.> 1) least fave, on the carpet for reason stated earlier... E.> and 2) being under someone twice my weight. E.> for obvious reasons. E.> ga Myself> heavy objection ** <Tim just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (6 members now) ** Connie & Rod> welcome back, Tim. E.> Only I kinda got used to breathing regularly. <Tim> I don't think Delphi likes me tonite Myself> hope u cn stick arnd a little longer ths time tim Myself> what net u on? <Tim> I'm on Uninet <Tim> Every once in a while.. Myself> must b delphi then. <Tim> I get into a mode where nothing I type gets through <Tim> So I have to log off Myself> they are working on that problem <Tim> Then it takes 15 minutes to get back here JOEY> Try control c twice Tim and wait. Myself> should be fixed in the near future. Myself> these system problems have really been hurting the system over all <Tim> Thanks, Joey, will try that next time JOEY> Shoule wind up at Encounter prompt. Myself> ok Myself> moving along - how about more than two! Connie & Rod> ? Myself> c&r ga <Tim> More than two??? Rod> if you haven't tried a number of positions, it's like a couple who have onl y heard one song saying they have a favorite song.... <Tim> at one time? Myself> <right - 3 or more makes positions fewer to use and harder to work out> <Tim> two people?? Rod> once you have experienced many positions under many circumstances then you have many "songs" in your life and then you can share a favorite. Myself> good point rod Rod> ga. Myself> well said Myself> I think the majority of relationships include only twop people at any g iven time as a rule Myself> and maybe they do or don't use more than one position - Myself> but what about when two become three - any experiences there? Myself> ga <Tim> Not me, I was just trying to clarify your statement Marti> <nice comparison, Rod> Myself> <no comments - ok> <back to our regular topic - positions> Myself> indeed, and well said too <Tim> What was the demo? Myself> yeah what demo??! ** <Tiggy just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (7 members now) ** Marti> You missed it Tim...we had a demo here of all the positions in Joy of Sex JOEY> Hi Tig. E.> Rehi Tig. <Tiggy> rehi guys s JOEY> We did? Did I have a good time? Marti> welcome back tig Myself> lo ti <Tiggy> thanks...ga with whatever i missed!!! Marti> Joey..you weren't in the demo Myself> if u have to ask joey - not likely u did JOEY> Shucks. <Tiggy> what was the question? Myself> sucks more like it <Tiggy> <getting chinese book of positions out> Myself> <using trusty fly swatter on resident gremlins> <Tim> we were talking about the demo, weren't we? Marti> ? <Tiggy> demo? Myself> marti ga Marti> I have a question... Marti> if someone does not like a position, it is even.. Marti> uncomfortable or hurts...should they "grin and bear it" for the... Marti> sake of pleasing their partner...or should they say say.."hey..maybe it.. . Marti> feels good to you, but I don't like it" GA <Tiggy> ! JOEY> ! E.> I say "ouch" Myself> ga tig then joey <Tiggy> Ok..isnt *speaking up* all a part of the relationship?? you jus dont wan t to do something that you dont like.. <Tiggy> and the other partner thinks you do..and continues...kinda stupid wouldn t ya think? <Tiggy> only one of you is getting the pleasure.. ga Myself> <joey> Marti> ! JOEY> It's not fair to either of you NOT to speak up. JOEY> ga Myself> marti Marti> Well...as someone once said... Marti> I think it might have been Dagwood... <Tiggy> <who is dagwood?> Marti> "a hard c*ck has no consciounsci <Tim> You know, of Blondie and Dagwood <Tiggy> OH Marti> ooops <Tiggy> joe--* no i havent <Tim> Dagwood said that? Marti> consciounce Marti> can't spell tonight.. <Tiggy> neither does a soft one Myself> and I thought that was a 'family' comic strip too Marti> now it wasn't dagwood...but don't remember who it was... JOEY> Wrong context Marti. Myself> <illusion(s) shattered (sic) > <Tiggy> probably SHOE hehee <Tiggy> or CATHY Marti> He might apologize afterward.. Marti> but wants it at the time GA Myself> well Myself> as noted already - it makes no sense to continue with a Myself> situation you find unpleasant for any reason Marti> conscience Myself> and u don't exactly help either ur slf or ur partner if you keep Marti> So the consensus Myself> quiet just to please them. Myself> it also is not at all fair to yourself Myself> ga Marti> is tospeak up <Tiggy> right Marti JOEY> brb Myself> right Marti> ok..thanks Myself> lets face it - just because ur partner likes something, or just wants <Tiggy> just explain why yo dont like the situation...and maybe suggest variatio n that mjust explain why you dont like the position..and /or suggest a variation that might be pleasing for both of you Myself> to try it out, if it isn't good from ur point of view Myself> then it isn't good. <Tiggy> <ugh> Myself> way to go tig <Tiggy> 2 sentences in one i think Gayle Myself> no biggy <Tiggy> ^U didnt work my <Tiggy> you get the picture tho i think? Myself> I kno, have had that trouble too Marti> Yes...good point <Tim> Yes, surely something can be worked out.. <Tiggy> ..i mean if you cant talk in a relationship..something is missing alread y <Tim> but not if nobody says anything! <Tiggy> <saying hi to couple in corner being quiet> Myself> like the basis for the relationship <Tiggy> righto My! ** BENDAILY just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (8 members now) ** JOEY> back Marti> <watching couple in corner> Myself> lo ben <Tiggy> hi ben! Connie & Rod> <what couple, TIggy?> E.> Hi ben. BENDAILY> hello all JOEY> Hi ben <Tim> Hi Ben Marti> Hi ben BENDAILY> have i missed much so far? Myself> not really <Tiggy> all i hear from them Marti is a squeaky key now and then Myself> we only just warmed up JOEY> 22 positions, Ben. E.> <giggle> Myself> of course, we started at 9:30, but is ok <Tim> 22??? I guessed I missed about 20 of them BENDAILY> darn missed 'em <Tiggy> i counted 24!! Myself> I lost count JOEY> I combined two, Tig. <Tiggy> ah i see joey Myself> the demo screwed my up Connie & Rod> <name 'em, Tiggy!> Myself> <no, I missed that too> Marti> yea...I counted 2 <Tiggy> really conie? BENDAILY> myself - u r 1 of the sysops around this section? <Tiggy> 1: plain Myself> so the rumor has it ben <Tiggy> 2: .. <Tim> Wish I''d have been here for the demo! BENDAILY> ok did u recieve the std survey that i sent u? Myself> word is I also run this conference. <Tiggy> <word WAS> <Tim> Peanut? Myself> yes, and it did get posted in the daabase - thank you. <Tiggy> yes Tims? BENDAILY> thank u was just checking <Tim> Is that number 2:? <Tiggy> no. <Tim> after 1:plain? BENDAILY> u have any comments on it? <Tiggy> 2: 69 <Tiggy> 3: plain with whipped creme and nuts BENDAILY> thats always fun Marti> Peanut? <Tim> Is plain equal to missionary? JOEY> 77 Myself> so far we have talked about being on top, being on bottom, and being sid eways <Tiggy> <grin 10$ extra for nuts) <Tiggy> yea tims <Tiggy> 3: sideways Myself> would like to touch on 69 and others though <Tiggy> 2: touch away! CABUYS>> I sent to Gayle to name the positions! <grin> <Tim> I'm game BENDAILY> i would like to participate in 69 Myself> what do u like abt it ben?? /s cabuys another fine victim <Tim> I won't even say how the subject sucks or anything <Tiggy> not to mention Tims <Tiggy> hhe <Tim> my what? BENDAILY> the idea of being able to be recieving pleasures as i give them E.> Don't you get confused? JOEY> I do, Liz. Marti> <good point E> <Tiggy> not if yo have concentration worth anything BENDAILY> im always confused so whart else is new E.> My concentration isn't worth beans. Marti> ! Myself> how abt the rest of ur baud?? <grin> Myself> <grin> Myself> marti ga BENDAILY> oh is 69 1 of the ways that u lose it most easily? Marti> 69 is fine... Marti> but I prefer one thing at a time.. BENDAILY> E?>>>> Marti> I get pleasure by giving pleasure GA E.> If I try to do 69 and do the Sunday Times puzzle at the same time, I find it hard to concentrate. <Tim> He he <Tiggy> <on the puzzle> Marti> <will have to try that> E.> Exactly. Myself> if u cn do the sunday times puzzle when you are being 'had' then that <Tiggy> its works for a while..until your rythmn gives way to .. Myself> relationship is already finished! <griggle> E.> That's one man's opinion. BENDAILY> strange thatsounds kind of like a J.A.P. joke E> <Tiggy> screaming and moaning..etc E.> I didn't say I was doing my nails, too, Ben. BENDAILY> ha ha ha JOEY> Oh well, across and down, etc. <Tim> 69 doesn't always work that well.. <Tim> depending on the partners E.> See, Joey knows. <Tiggy> he does? <Tim> I agree with Marti about one a t a time JOEY> Of course. BENDAILY> but E does he know u? <Tiggy> I use my nails... Marti> what do you know, joey? Myself> <marti ==>> relationship only skin deep> BENDAILY> in the biblical sense? JOEY> Lots o stuff. E.> Intimately, Ben. E.> I gave up the Bible for Lent. <Tiggy> so did i <Tiggy> all that sex and violence...isho BENDAILY> bible which bible? E.> Ben: 1 <Tim> Now oral sex one at atime is a different story! BENDAILY> yes? <Tiggy> tell us a story Tim... BENDAILY> thought that is what 69 was tim <Tim> Well, according to my definition.. BENDAILY> thank u my non understanding BENDAILY> no virgin to co's just new to delphi co's <Tim> - signed off - <Tiggy> bye tims E.> Poor Tim. BENDAILY> bye tim Myself> there he goes again ** TJH just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (8 members now) ** <Tiggy> anyone have something *rare* to speak of..? Myself> notice tim drops out when certain sex words come up <Tiggy> haha E.> Hang on tight this time Tim. Myself> that time it was virgin BENDAILY> s TJH> Sorry, it was system again Myself> <grin> BENDAILY> steak? TJH> used Joey's idea and got back sooner tho! <Tiggy> no i mean..something different .. E.> Joey: 69 TJH> thanks , joey if you're still here JOEY> You're welcome. JOEY> 69 liz? Wow! TJH> anyway, i was trying to define 69 E.> It was a biggie. Myself> tiggy ==Z>> what u have in mind? <Tiggy> joey--* and slammed into the medin sorta BENDAILY> hmmmm "non standard" sex activities? <Tiggy> my--* like couples..while they are computing or something..in a chair..o n the table (not rare)...etc E.> Like reading Penthouse? TJH> it's not equal to "oral sex" in general <Tiggy> yea ben sorta E.> I once went to bed with two gay men. (Long time ago, very pre-AIDS). <Tiggy> what happened E????? BENDAILY> how was it? E.> It was wonderful. Myself> <hard> <Tiggy> tell all E! Myself> i once did it in the front hall under the stairs and right outside the E.> No chance. Myself> first floor apartment door. JOEY> Shucks. <Tiggy> alright john! BENDAILY> did they get as much enjoyment with u as they did each other? do u thi nk? TJH> - signed off - <Tiggy> hahahah E.> Uh huh. Marti> Shucks Joey? JOEY> Liz won't tell, Marti. BENDAILY> oops gotta run <Tiggy> bye ben Myself> ok ben Myself> bye Marti> bye ben JOEY> bye ben Myself> thnx for dropping in <Tiggy> she jus teaseand then shuts up hehhe E.> Bye Ben. Nice meeting you Myself> and speaking of dropping <Tiggy> er tease and/ Myself> lets all go to bed BENDAILY> hope to see u all real soon BENDAILY> together? <Tiggy> bed? at 8:24? Marti> with each other? E.> That's me a big tease. <Tiggy> ill take time and joey! <Tiggy> er tim <Tiggy> <whereever he is> Myself> sure JOEY> Yeah, you take me, you take time. Myself> we can all go to bed together BENDAILY> any body here in or near houston (before i go)? <Tiggy> i know Joe..i know Myself> separately Myself> no <Tiggy> california here en sorry E.> no. JOEY> 4 hours away, ben. Marti> Mass. here ben <Tiggy> joe!!!! Myself> bean town here <Tiggy> hehehe joey and ben - hmmm - that ought to b interesting <grin> BENDAILY> where r u calling from joey? Myself> joey and ben - hmmm - that ought to b interesting <grin> JOEY> Alexandria, La. TIGLON>> calling it quits? JOEY> What Tig. /s tiglon maybe - depends <Tiggy> i wanna watch My!! hehe BENDAILY> thud thud head to hand <Tiggy> joey-* nevermind BENDAILY> was thinking time zones not time in transit <Tiggy> ok.. <Tiggy> another q Myself> tig - watch My what?? BENDAILY> - signed off - Myself> ga with q <Tiggy> no! i meant watch joe and ben hehhe JOEY> No fun, tig, I just lay there. Marti> hahaa joey <Tiggy> Q: What was the most inconceivable thing youve ever done? <Tiggy> <i kow joey but you do it sooo well!!> E.> Not getting pregnant. <Tiggy> e--* thats easy to do JOEY> E:12 <Tiggy> er not to do Marti> hahaha E...very good! <Tiggy> ie: in front of a group..something like that? JOEY> Getting married. <Tiggy> joe--* arg <Tiggy> john? JOEY> Marriage licenses oughta be like drivers licenses. Myself> parked care on main road during mid day Myself> <actually second most> <Tiggy> did someone see you John? <Tiggy> second?? tell the 1st!! Myself> depends on the steam on the windows. most likely not Myself> sorry - first is classified <Tiggy> lets ask couple # 2 <Tiggy> <c&r> Well guys? E.> Let's ask Tiglon. Marti> John...was it YOU in the '57 Chevy that night? Myself> gotta have special govt clearance for that one <Tiggy> say something..if you can <Tiggy> ask waway E..i told all in my story hehhe Myself> which 57 chevy marti? <Tiggy> the one she ran into trying to look inside Marti> the blue one, John <Tiggy> =* tee hee *= Myself> no, I was in the other - other one JOEY> The convertible, Joh, You forgot to put the top up. <Tiggy> hahahah Marti> awww...wish I know who that guy was JOEY> He mooned the moon. <Tiggy> hheehee <Tiggy> got moon burns to I dont doubt TIGLON>> what was last week's Co hon? /s tiglon part one of which CABUYS>> what do you need govnt clearance for? /s tiglon part one of which this wk is part 2 /s cabuys marti asked or was it tiggy - <Tiggy> ive always wanted to do it on the beach in greece /s cabuys about the most inconceivable thing u e TIGLON>> oh ok.. /s cabuys about the most inconceivable thing u ever did JOEY> I LOVE it outdoors. E.> I've always wanted to do it on the beach in grease. <Tiggy> me too!! in sleeping bags is the greatest!! Marti> in greece on the beach? <Tiggy> uhg E <Tiggy> yea marti...i love greece..hot and sandy and all E.> In the ocean is nice. <Tiggy> and nude beaches heheh Myself> at least you'ld be well lubed beth JOEY> Not grease , liz, vaseline. <Tiggy> no vaseline..mazola JOEY> CRISCO PARTY!!! E.> I was kinda thinking Bain de Soleil. <Tiggy> ah sun tan oil eh? Marti> mazola? I've been missing something <Tiggy> mazola has no cholesterol <Tiggy> and doest get hard when frozen <Tiggy> <or is that sunlight?> E.> Neither does peanut butter, but it's kind of sticky. JOEY> E:2 <Tiggy> jelly is a good lube E <Tiggy> better than Jello i think Connie & Rod> mazolla - slick trick E.> Too fattening. <Tiggy> <they speak once an hour> Myself> whipped cream and cherries Myself> great start for a 69 party Connie & Rod> - signed off - E.> Now you're talking, John. Fattening, but worth it! <Tiggy> my--* you like eating fruit off of your partner? ** Connie & Rod just joined CLE - SEXUAL POSITIONS - 2 (6 members now) ** Connie & Rod> we speak when we need to, Tiggy! <grin> Myself> why not tig? Marti> a real quickie, huh connie and rod? JOEY> The only they said last time was deep heat... <Tiggy> no! i like that to John..just curious tis all E.> Once an hour isn't bad. <Tiggy> it isnt E? JOEY> Tonight, it is slick trick. Sheesh. E.> For several hours.... <Tiggy> (gee im spioiled) Myself> i like peppermint too /s cabuys right <Tiggy> really? CABUYS>> right Marti> how about just pepper, myself? Marti> hhmmmm? Myself> not the same without the mint kid JOEY> Sneezing can be fun. <Tiggy> sneeze too much <Tiggy> kid? Marti> Will bring mint E.> Sneezing is like orgasm. Myself> tastes good and feels great Myself> I got launched once <Tiggy> according to Steve Martin yea E <Tiggy> launched? Myself> Just as Iwas getting there - she sneezed <Tiggy> hahahha E.> I didn't hear it from Steve Martin. Myself> figured the kids would be born that way too <Tiggy> hahah Myself> quick and painless <Tiggy> you were wrong huh? Myself> righgt Marti> HA! E.> Awwwww Myself> the kids all demanded womb service <Tiggy> ouch E.> And a womb with a view, huh? JOEY> Twins are womb mates. <Tiggy> wombies!! Myself> we had to install a bay window and a zipper <Tiggy> <so says baba wawa> Marti> Well..I gotta go..folks...got called.. Myself> nite <Tiggy> bye marti!! kisskiss E.> Night Marti. See you soon. Marti> it's been fun...nice to be back... Connie & Rod> seeya Marti! JOEY> Nite Marti Marti> Night all!! Marti> - signed off - <Tiggy> well now its E and me against joe and john since C&R are taken <Tiggy> =* tee hee *= /gn tripple play JOEY> <puting on gloves> Myself> ** New group name "TRIPPLE PLAY" selected ** E.> How do you know it isn't me and Joe against you and John? <Tiggy> i was hoping that E/... <Tiggy> <wrong sequence is all> Myself> or e n me against u n joe? <Tiggy> true E.> Voila. E.> So many combinations. Myself> or c&r n me against all of u! E.> And so little time. Connie & Rod> go for it, gang, while we take notes! <grin> <Tiggy> hahahhah dont u wish John JOEY> ?Wow, John. <Tiggy> to the showers Joe..where else? <Tiggy> ugh <Tiggy> forgot the /send JOEY> huh? E.> Come to think of it I wouldn't mind being against Joe or John at all. <Tiggy> between them E? <Tiggy> ive always wanted that..sigh Connie & Rod> is that against or up against, E? <Tiggy> heheh good point C&R E.> What do you think? Myself> i could rise to the occassion <Tiggy> Joe? JOEY> Yes. Connie & Rod> but Joey may be stiff competition, John. <Tiggy> that he might Connie (evol grin) E.> One at a time, please. (thinking it over) JOEY> We could get something between us. Myself> well I can be just as stiff as joey Myself> like a woman? JOEY> Right. <Tiggy> with persuasion John Im sure huh? Myself> <or two?> Myself> never met persuasion - she any good? JOEY> I have a stiff upper lip. <Tiggy> so i have heard hon <Tiggy> comes in handy Joe JOEY> Drives 'em crazy. Myself> cn do it that way too /s cabuys moving right along for a small group <Tiggy> e?? E.> yes? <Tiggy> lost? <Tiggy> ah thereya are! E.> Sorry, distracted. CABUYS>> it sure is! <Tiggy> ohie! Connie & Rod> who's the distraction, E? <Tiggy> thats what I want to know <Tiggy> !! /s cabuys line noise rang my bell E.> My very own pups. <Tiggy> ar ar ar <Tiggy> pups? E.> My husband. JOEY> hehehe <Tiggy> <looking up that word> Myself> hi pups <Tiggy> ah married life yuko E.> Says you, dear. JOEY> Hi Alex. Myself> married life is great!! Myself> sex life is ok too Alex> Hi Joey. <Tiggy> just ok? <Tiggy> hi al Myself> jus ok <Tiggy> says me cause i dont kow is all Myself> why? <Tiggy> curious Joh <Tiggy> n E.> You get out what you put into it, no pun intended this time. E.> Right John? Myself> right Myself> care to demo? <Tiggy> i guess its the same as anything that needs work to grow and such E.> No offense, Joe, dear, you'll get yours I'm sure. <Tiggy> he often does yea E <Tiggy> <ops> /s cabuys get q's for me for tomorrow ok - planto post inafternoon some time <Tiggy> you can help me finish my next story Joe E.> What's the beginning? JOEY> I can? <Tiggy> sure! JOEY> How? <Tiggy> e--* i dont know yet CABUYS>> will do, dear. /s cabuys thanks lover - KISS E.> Then how can he help you finish it? <Tiggy> joe--* im sure you could think of something <Tiggy> he has to start it too hon.. /s tiggy I can <grin> <Tiggy> i have an outline tho Connie & Rod> well, gang, notes are completed and it's time for bed. Myself> /s tiggy I can <grin> /s cabuys intentional sen on open <Tiggy> / myself ah really? Connie & Rod> goodnight everyone! <Tiggy> night night you too! JOEY> You got that backwards connie. Myself> night all Myself> time for bed JOEY> Nite c & R. Myself> wanna cum? TIGLON>> leacing after that remark? <Tiggy> i do <Tiggy> uh ugh <Tiggy> shut up gayle <Tiggy> ok /s cabuys kiss lover - night joey E.> cum laude (slow) JOEY> Nite John JOEY> slow is good. E.> Night John? Connie & Rod> - signed off - TIGLON>> you could what..start it or finish it? /s tiglon yes <Tiggy> well wel know what c&r are going to do E.> Well, I should go too. TIGLON>> both? /gn wrapping 'it' up E.> Been a long day. <Tiggy> night night E Myself> ** New group name "WRAPPING 'IT' UP" selected ** <Tiggy> have fun on plink! Myself> could be tig JOEY> Nite Liz. Sleep tight. E.> I think I already have, Tig. <Tiggy> oh i bet! TIGLON>> oh sounds good to me E.> Speaking of wrapping it up... <Tiggy> <just realizing how cold it is here> Myself> close ur legs - its tighter that way E.> Always wanted to try the "Meet him at the door wrapped in Saran Wrap" trick. <Tiggy> try holding that aspirin <Tiggy> hahahahaha Myself> say when E JOEY> Just make sure it's *him*. E.> I'll remember that Joe <grin> <Tiggy> well if him rings the bell..itll be him Myself> <removing shirt> <Tiggy> right? E.> Maybe yes, maybe no. <Tiggy> <taking off robe> Myself> <and pants> E.> That's it, right John? <Tiggy> I'll open with 2 cards Myself> right <Tiggy> ah E.> Atta boy! Myself> <dealing two cards> E.> All conversations lead to underwear. <Tiggy> <looking at cards and counting clothes..uh> Myself> which is all I have left on. E.> Or lack thereof. <Tiggy> or removal thereof Myself> u have to win first E.> Jacks or better? <Tiggy> yes e Myself> right E.> I prefer strip Monopoly. <Tiggy> i cant win with these cards JOhn /gn strip co Myself> ** New group name "STRIP CO" selected ** <Tiggy> that takes too long E <Tiggy> try strip yatzee E.> You got it. JOEY> Strip monopoly? hmmmmm E.> Ready when you are, J. TIGLON>> people get sillyy after midnight huh JOEY> <getting board> Myself> right tig E.> Too difficult over the modem. Come back! <Tiggy> can i play? Myself> drawing one card E.> I don't know. Can you? JOEY> ok. Myself> I call <Tiggy> what u got John? Myself> I called - u tell <Tiggy> can it bet 3 kings and an ace? Myself> sorry love - royal flush <Tiggy> arg <Tiggy> what u want off? JOEY> Well, nite folks. Myself> what u got on? Myself> nite joey <Tiggy> well lets see.. JOEY> Enjoy the game. (smile) <Tiggy> night joe !!==Tiger Kisses== & //Lion Licks// <Tiggy> robe..socks..undies... <Tiggy> thats bout all Myself> u took robe off already Myself> take off the socks <Tiggy> and my teddy (oh yea..robe is on floor) <Tiggy> <socks off> E.> Night folks. See you next week. Myself> dealing next hand JOEY> - signed off - E.> - signed off - Myself> nie e <Tiggy> bye guys! <Tiggy> er too late Myself> they all gone <Tiggy> so i see..im slow Myself> think I will too <Tiggy> or 300 baud is alow <Tiggy> night night hon! Myself> ur baud is ok - so i am told <Tiggy> take care ok? Myself> nite <Tiggy> oh ye?? says who? Myself> - signed off - WS> ^Z
