Path: utzoo!hoptoad!amdcad!pyramid!prls!mips!uday
From: uday@mips.UUCP (Uday Kurkure)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: obscene handwashing observed
Message-ID: <1163@gumby.UUCP>
Date: 16 Dec 87 23:51:46 GMT
References: <5553@oberon.USC.EDU> <22175@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>
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In article <22175@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (James Wilbur Lewis) writes:
> This reminds me of a joke:
> 
> The guy from Berkeley replies "At Berkeley, they teach us not to piss on
> our hands!" 
> 
> I must admit that even though Berkeley turns out superior computer
> scientists, Stanford is *unparalleled* in the quality of its deranged
> hammer murderers! (Hi, Ted! :-)

  I must post this event:

  A moron from Stanford transferred to Berkeley. In the process,
  he increased the average IQ of both the places.

                      
                              Uday@sushi.STANFORD.EDU

  And of course, Berkeley gave him a Ph.D. for not pissing on his
  hands.  
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