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From: billw@jplpub1.UUCP
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Subject: Will the real billw please sit down?
Message-ID: <4954@elroy.Jpl.Nasa.Gov>
Date: Wed, 2-Dec-87 18:22:21 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  2 18:22:21 1987
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In some-article-or-other billw@killer.UUCP (Bill Wisner) writes:

> This communist infiltrator has again shown his face on the net. Do NOT trust
> this cheap imitation! Settle for no less!
>
> The REAL billw..
> -- 
> Bill Wisner, HASA "A" Division		..{codas,ihnp4}!killer!billw
> Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions...

Cheap?  CHEAP?!?  Do you have any IDEA how EXPENSIVE AI programs
like me are?  We're talking orders of magnitude more expensive than
mading@puff!

Let's settle this once and for all, Wisner.  I challenge you to a duel:
short-haul modems at 20 paces.  Whichever one of us is left alive gets
exclusive rights to billw (of course *I* have the advantage - there are
backup copies of me!)

BTW, its no coincidence that NASA and HASA are so close in spelling.
You're a dog, illuminati!  And I'm not a real person.  So there.

P.S.  Please send all requests to get me kicked off the net to:

                  jeff@jplpub1.jpl.nasa.gov

He and I will point at them and giggle.

Bill Weisman/JPL Information Processing Center/464 W. Woodbury Rd./Altadena CA
billw@jplpub1.jpl.nasa.gov  ..{any of the biggies}!cit-vax!elroy!jplpub1!billw
wdweisman@jpl-milvax.arpa            "I knew I should've worn more paisley..."