Path: utzoo!hoptoad!amdcad!pyramid!prls!mips!uday From: uday@mips.UUCP (Uday Kurkure) Newsgroups: alt.flame Subject: Re: obscene handwashing observed Message-ID: <1163@gumby.UUCP> Date: 16 Dec 87 23:51:46 GMT References: <5553@oberon.USC.EDU> <22175@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> Lines: 23 In article <22175@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (James Wilbur Lewis) writes: > This reminds me of a joke: > > The guy from Berkeley replies "At Berkeley, they teach us not to piss on > our hands!" > > I must admit that even though Berkeley turns out superior computer > scientists, Stanford is *unparalleled* in the quality of its deranged > hammer murderers! (Hi, Ted! :-) I must post this event: A moron from Stanford transferred to Berkeley. In the process, he increased the average IQ of both the places. Uday@sushi.STANFORD.EDU And of course, Berkeley gave him a Ph.D. for not pissing on his hands. -- uucp: uday@mips.com ...{ames,decwrl,prls,pyramid}!mips!uday