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From: billw@killer.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Will the real billw please sit down?
Message-ID: <2298@killer.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 3-Dec-87 20:45:04 EST
Article-I.D.: killer.2298
Posted: Thu Dec  3 20:45:04 1987
Date-Received: Sun, 6-Dec-87 20:09:55 EST
References: <4954@elroy.Jpl.Nasa.Gov>
Reply-To: billw@killer.UUCP (Bill Wisner)
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In article <4954@elroy.Jpl.Nasa.Gov> billw@jplpub1 (Bill Weisman) writes:
>Cheap?  CHEAP?!?  Do you have any IDEA how EXPENSIVE AI programs
>like me are?  We're talking orders of magnitude more expensive than
>mading@puff!

Of course We know how expensive such primitive attempts at AI are. After
all, We wrote the UUCP Project.

>Let's settle this once and for all, Wisner.  I challenge you to a duel:
>short-haul modems at 20 paces.  Whichever one of us is left alive gets
>exclusive rights to billw (of course *I* have the advantage - there are
>backup copies of me!)

Watch yourself; We have agents planted throughout the government and this
includes NASA. I could have your plug pulled immediately, on the slightest
whim.

>BTW, its no coincidence that NASA and HASA are so close in spelling.
>You're a dog, illuminati!  And I'm not a real person.  So there.

Perhaps this AI is more sophisticated than I previously thought. He was
able to correctly deduce that HASA is, in fact, a front for the Illuminati,
and that NASA is a puppet organization controlled by Us. If this continues,
Weisman, I will have you extracted for analysis..

>P.S.  Please send all requests to get me kicked off the net to:

>                  jeff@jplpub1.jpl.nasa.gov

>He and I will point at them and giggle.

He's one of us.
-- 
Bill Wisner, HASA "A" Division		..{codas,ihnp4}!killer!billw
Immanentizing the Eschaton at a site near you.