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From: cmaag@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Christopher N Maag)
Newsgroups: comp.binaries.ibm.pc
Subject: Neat voice|gag program
Message-ID: <3692@uwmcsd1.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 30-Nov-87 01:05:30 EST
Article-I.D.: uwmcsd1.3692
Posted: Mon Nov 30 01:05:30 1987
Date-Received: Wed, 2-Dec-87 23:08:26 EST
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Reply-To: cmaag@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Christopher N Maag)
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Organization: University of WI-Milwaukee
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Hello --
 
Here is a neat little program I found on a local bbs.  It uses the speaker
to generate a very-realistic (the best I've heard on a PC!) voice that
says something to the effect of "Help!  I'm locked in this computer!
Let me out! Help!".  Maybe you can find a use for it.  I'm also using
this posting to make sure that my uuencoder is working okay.  Here is
what's in the following uuecoded, arced file:
 
Searching: HELPME2.ARC
Filename        Length   Method     Size   Ratio    Date      Time    CRC
--------        ------   ------    ------  -----    ----      ----    ---
HELPME.COM       30208  Crunched     7440   76%   10-23-87  17:19:48  FF10
-----           ------             ------  -----
0001             30208               7440   76%
 
Mail me at one of the following addresses if you have problems, or if
you have any digitized voice programs that you'd be interested in
sharing.  (Be sure to delete my signature at the end of this
message before you uudecode it...)

 
Chris.
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