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From: shepard@BOSCO.BERKELEY.EDU (Marc Shepard)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: crap
Message-ID: <8712100137.AA01889@oreo>
Date: 10 Dec 87 01:37:38 GMT
Sender: daemon@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU
Reply-To: shepard@bosco.BERKELEY.EDU (Marc Shepard)
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
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This is in responce to Tom, who wanted to know what
color to paint his car to make it go faster.
Well, Tom, I think I can help you out here.
The answer is bright orange with yellow spots and
purple  stripes.
I can as yet find no explanation for this phenomenon,
however experimental results show this color combination
can add up to 10 M.P.H.'s to your speed.








"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everybody
isn't out to get you."