Xref: utzoo soc.men:2130 alt.flame:965 Path: utzoo!hoptoad!ptsfa!ames!ucbcad!ucbvax!ernie.Berkeley.EDU!jwl From: jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (James Wilbur Lewis) Newsgroups: soc.men,alt.flame Subject: Re: obscene handwashing observed Message-ID: <22175@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> Date: 15 Dec 87 13:10:31 GMT References: <5553@oberon.USC.EDU> Sender: usenet@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU Reply-To: jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU.UUCP (James Wilbur Lewis) Followup-To: alt.flame Organization: University of California, Berkeley Lines: 18 This reminds me of a joke: A guy from Stanford and a guy from Berkeley walk into a restroom together to take a leak. When they're finished, the guy from Stanford walks over to the sink, while the guy from Berkeley heads straight for the door. The Stanford guy can't resist the opportunity for a snide remark: "At Stanford, they teach us to wash our hands after using the facilities!" The guy from Berkeley replies "At Berkeley, they teach us not to piss on our hands!" -- Jim Lewis U.C. Berkeley p.s. I must admit that even though Berkeley turns out superior computer scientists, Stanford is *unparalleled* in the quality of its deranged hammer murderers! (Hi, Ted! :-)