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From: jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (James Wilbur Lewis)
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Subject: Re: obscene handwashing observed
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Date: 15 Dec 87 13:10:31 GMT
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This reminds me of a joke:

A guy from Stanford and a guy from Berkeley walk into a restroom together
to take a leak.   When they're finished, the guy from Stanford walks over
to the sink, while the guy from Berkeley heads straight for the door.

The Stanford guy can't resist the opportunity for a snide remark: "At
Stanford, they teach us to wash our hands after using the facilities!"

The guy from Berkeley replies "At Berkeley, they teach us not to piss on
our hands!" 

-- Jim Lewis
   U.C. Berkeley

p.s. I must admit that even though Berkeley turns out superior computer
scientists, Stanford is *unparalleled* in the quality of its deranged
hammer murderers! (Hi, Ted! :-)