Path: utzoo!hoptoad!amdcad!decwrl!ucbvax!BOSCO.BERKELEY.EDU!shepard From: shepard@BOSCO.BERKELEY.EDU (Marc Shepard) Newsgroups: alt.flame Subject: crap Message-ID: <8712100137.AA01889@oreo> Date: 10 Dec 87 01:37:38 GMT Sender: daemon@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU Reply-To: shepard@bosco.BERKELEY.EDU (Marc Shepard) Organization: University of California, Berkeley Lines: 18 This is in responce to Tom, who wanted to know what color to paint his car to make it go faster. Well, Tom, I think I can help you out here. The answer is bright orange with yellow spots and purple stripes. I can as yet find no explanation for this phenomenon, however experimental results show this color combination can add up to 10 M.P.H.'s to your speed. "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everybody isn't out to get you."