Xref: utzoo talk.bizarre:6437 soc.singles:11967 alt.flame:996 Path: utzoo!utgpu!water!watmath!clyde!rutgers!sunybcs!ugfailau From: ugfailau@sunybcs.uucp (Fai Lau) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.flame Subject: Re: CA law regarding left-lane driving Message-ID: <7338@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: 18 Dec 87 00:50:12 GMT References: <8079@ism780c.UUCP> <2060023@hpccc.HP.COM> <797@rocky.STANFORD.EDU> <295@ut-emx.UUCP> <7004@apple.UUCP> <1702@bsu-cs.UUCP> <5781@oberon.USC.EDU> Sender: nobody@sunybcs.UUCP Reply-To: ugfailau@joey.UUCP (Fai Lau) Distribution: na Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science Lines: 21 In article <5781@oberon.USC.EDU> seidel@skat.usc.edu (Starman) writes: > >Well, here in America, it's slightly different. Green means "go," yellow >means "go faster," and red means "turn left." > Here in my dictionary, it's rather amusing. I've tried it, and it's fun!!! Green means"go," yellow means "go faster," and red means "make a right turn if you're in front, then make a U turn on the cross street, and then make another right turn, continue wheeling. If you're behind some other cars, just turn right and get to the parking lot at the corner (if there's one), exit at the cross stret, make a right and continue going." Should watch the expression of the other drivers when you're doing this while there isn't a single car in the cross street and all the other drivers have to wait for the green light! Fai Lau SUNY at Buffalo (The Arctic Wonderland) UU: ..{rutgers|ames}!sunybcs!ugfailau BI: ugfailau@sunybcs INT: ugfailau@cs.buffalo.EDU