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From: ray@utcsrgv.UUCP (Raymond Allen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: WARNING--BAD PUNS
Message-ID: <1529@utcsrgv.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 14-Jun-83 14:54:03 EDT
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1529
Posted: Tue Jun 14 14:54:03 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 14-Jun-83 15:33:53 EDT
Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
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Since there has been a rash of puns on the net lately, i feel that there
is no reason why i should do anything to alleviate the suffering.

So, here are some Italian puns:



What is a specimen?

An Italian spaceman.  (Ho-Ho, Yuk-Yuk)


OK, here is a really good one:


What's a bigamist?

Italian fog.  (Ha-Ha-Ha)


OK, everybody ready?  1   ....   2  ....  3   ....


   GGGG    RRRRR     OOOO      AA     N    N
  G    G   R    R   O    O    A  A    NN   N
  G        R    R   O    O   A    A   N N  N
  G  GGG   RRRRR    O    O   AAAAAA   N  N N
  G    G   R   R    O    O   A    A   N   NN
   GGGG    R    R    OOOO    A    A   N    N



					I'll have pity on you for now
					Ray Allen
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