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Subject: nauts, astro- vs. cosmo- - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 26-May-83 19:28:23 EDT
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ucbesvax!turner    May 26 17:32:00 1983

To convey the general idea:

    cosmonauts say "nyet, tovarisch".
    astronauts say "roger, ground control".

    cosmonauts use ball-peen hammers
    astronauts use laser-collimated extrusion brackets

    cosmonauts end up on standards committees for ball-peen hammer factories
    astronauts end up as board chairmen of Kal Kan

    cosmonauts drink Ginseng tea
    astronauts drink Tang

Anyone care to lengthen this list?

	Michael Turner