Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site security.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!wivax!linus!security!mmp From: mmp@security.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Some JAP jokes Message-ID: <298@security.UUCP> Date: Sat, 28-May-83 22:06:02 EDT Article-I.D.: security.298 Posted: Sat May 28 22:06:02 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 29-May-83 08:27:35 EDT Organization: MITRE Corp., Bedford MA Lines: 18 Q: What's the difference between a JAP and the Bermuda Triangle? A: The Bermuda Triangle swallows seamen. Q: What's a JAP's favorite position? A: Facing Bloomingdales. Q: What's the definition of Jewish Kinky sex? A: She moves Q: Why won't a JAP ever get a colostomy? A: Because she'll never find shoes to match the bag.