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Subject: Some JAP jokes
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Date: Sat, 28-May-83 22:06:02 EDT
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Posted: Sat May 28 22:06:02 1983
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Q:  What's the difference between a JAP and the Bermuda Triangle?

A:  The Bermuda Triangle swallows seamen.


Q:  What's a JAP's favorite position?

A:  Facing Bloomingdales.

Q:  What's the definition of Jewish Kinky sex?

A:  She moves


Q:  Why won't a JAP ever get a colostomy?

A:  Because she'll never find shoes to match the bag.