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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more from Wiley's Dictionary
Message-ID: <577@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-Jun-83 23:39:23 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun  8 23:39:23 1983
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MORTGAGE:	A device used to measure one's tolerance for people
		named Mort.

BRIEFCASE:	a trial where the jury gets together and forms a
		lynching party.

GENIUS:		a chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes
		with bright.

FORTRESS:	A female fort.

			Enjoy,

			OZ
			seismo!rlgvax!oz