Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdcattb!wa146 From: wa146@sdcattb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Japanese Restaurant Message-ID: <2629@sdcattb.UUCP> Date: Fri, 17-Jun-83 00:03:12 EDT Article-I.D.: sdcattb.2629 Posted: Fri Jun 17 00:03:12 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 17-Jun-83 12:31:14 EDT Lines: 18 There is this Japanese gent who owns a Japanese restaurant. One of his regular customers is a Greek fellow who has been coming for years. Every time the Greek comes, he orders "Flied Lice." The Japanese fellow can't stand the Greek making fun of him, but he cannot correct him. Finally, the Japanese restaurant owner is fed up. He closes the restaurant and goes to Acme Voice Training, where he spends four weeks in front of a mirror saying "Frrrrrrried Rrrrrrrrrice, Frrrrrried Rrrrrrrrice." When he comes back and re-opens the restaurant, sure enough, the Greek comes in and orders "Flied Lice." The owner stands up staight in front of the table and says proudly, "Thats Frrrrried Rrrrrrrice, you Gleek Plick!" Brian Sutin sdcsvax!sdcattb!wa146