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From: Anonymous@hp-dcd.UUCP
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Subject: wedded bliss - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 22-Jun-83 03:33:30 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 22 03:33:30 1983
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hp-dcd!Anonymous    Jun 19 10:35:00 1983

The newlyweds were driving to the honeymoon suite when the groom
turned to his bride and said:

	"Honey, I have something to confess to you.  I'm a golfer.
	You'll never see me on Tuesday nights, Thursday nights,
	and weekends.  I'm sorry."

The bride smiled and said to him:

	"I have something even worse to confess, Dear.  I'm a hooker."

The groom shook his head and replied:

	"That's no problem!  Just keep your head low and follow through..."