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Subject: Re: More UNIX Man Page Funnies
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Date: Tue, 14-Jun-83 01:34:16 EDT
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My 'Favorite' is from dump(8) in 4.1Bsd (and others):

Diagnostics:
	Many and Varied. {VERY INFORMATIVE}

Second on the list is cc(1):

Diagnostics:
	The diagnostics produced by C itself are intended to be
	self-explanitory.
		{Only if you consider 'Syntax error' self-explanitory}