Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hpda!fortune!dsd!avsdS!avsdT:deborah From: avsdT:deborah@avsdS.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: road signs Message-ID: <466@avsdT.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Jun-83 18:59:21 EDT Article-I.D.: avsdT.466 Posted: Mon Jun 20 18:59:21 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 22-Jun-83 04:13:28 EDT Lines: 11 Seen in San Francisco, close to Fisherman's wharf: DON'T EVEN THINK OF PARKING HERE Seen inside Chili's restaurant, Houston CARS PARKED HERE WILL BE CRUSHED AND MELTED The latter sign used to be posted outside, but was stolen too often. -deborah gronke bennett Ampex Corp. fortune!dsd!avsds!avsdt:deborah