Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!harpo!decvax!yale-com!stone From: stone@yale-com.UUCP Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: I Love JCL Message-ID: <1609@yale-com.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-Jun-83 16:16:45 EDT Article-I.D.: yale-com.1609 Posted: Sat Jun 11 16:16:45 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 12-Jun-83 17:24:56 EDT Lines: 33 I L O V E J C L (To: Joan Jett's "I Love Rock 'N Roll") I saw him sleepin' there by the keypunch machine; I knew he must have been on since twelve-fifteen. His keystroke was kinda strong, And his HASP printout was long, And I knew by the end of this song he'd be hacking with me, yeah me! And I knew by the end of this song he'd be hacking with me! Oh baby-- I love JCL! Put another card in the reader, baby! I love JCL! Load another card and hack with me! I asked for his user-ID and he looked up with a frown; "It don't matter", he said, "'Cause the system's down!" The men from IBM Should have it up by ten, And then I know that you'll be hacking with me yeah me! And then I know that you'll be hacking with me! I love JCL! Put another card in the reader, baby! I love JCL! Load another card and hack with me! -- Larry Stone (..!yale-comix!stone) (LCS@YALEVM, bitnet)