Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsrgv.UUCP
Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!ray
From: ray@utcsrgv.UUCP (Raymond Allen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Job Ad
Message-ID: <1592@utcsrgv.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 22-Jun-83 14:34:29 EDT
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1592
Posted: Wed Jun 22 14:34:29 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 22-Jun-83 19:09:29 EDT
Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
Lines: 55

This was found on a local bulletin board:

*************************************************************************************

NEEDED IMMEDIATELY . . .

A MAN (OR WOMAN) TO DO A MAN'S JOB



*	The person I'm looking for should be an electronics whiz, a hardware addict,
	a programmer's programmer, a design genius;

*	the duties that I expect this person to undertake are to run my business;
	to free me of the day-in day-out responsibilities of making things happen;
	so I can concentrate on implementing long range business strategies;

*	the person should be an acknowledged overachiever, bright, versatile,
	straight to the point:

In addition, this person must be good on the phone; good with the written word;
good at inspiring teamwork; good at handling complaints; good at managing time,
money, and relationships; good at bargaining; and good at arguing (constructive
arguing).

This person should be state of the art in his knowledge of computer-related parts,
their price fluctuations, and the idiosyncracies of the companies marketing them.

This person should have a practical knowledge of office management, accounting,
banking and retail business practice.

This person should be interested in becoming a member of the innermost circle
of my business, to start out underpaid, overworked, and to advance in
responsibility and income, quickly.

Send no resume:  age is not a concern:  just send me a brief description of the
projects you initiated and successfully carried through to completion during
the past 2 years, and 2 references of people who have known you for 2 years
or more.


				SEND TO:	"Man For The Job"
						54 Forest Path Ct.
						Rexdale, Ontario
						M9V 1L5

*************************************************************************************

Remember, you saw it here first!!


					Ray Allen
					utcsrgv!ray
					(416) 978-5036