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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Japanese Restaurant
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Date: Fri, 17-Jun-83 00:03:12 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 17 00:03:12 1983
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	There is this Japanese gent who owns a Japanese restaurant.
One of his regular customers is a Greek fellow who has been coming for
years.  Every time the Greek comes, he orders "Flied Lice."  The
Japanese fellow can't stand the Greek making fun of him, but he cannot
correct him.
	Finally, the Japanese restaurant owner is fed up.  He closes
the restaurant and goes to Acme Voice Training, where he spends four
weeks in front of a mirror saying "Frrrrrrried Rrrrrrrrrice,
Frrrrrried Rrrrrrrrice."
	When he comes back and re-opens the restaurant, sure enough,
the Greek comes in and orders "Flied Lice."  The owner stands up
staight in front of the table and says proudly, "Thats Frrrrried
Rrrrrrrice, you Gleek Plick!"


					Brian Sutin
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