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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.poems
Subject: two nonsense poems/puns
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Date: Wed, 15-Jun-83 23:01:03 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 15 23:01:03 1983
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The NEW YORK magazine once ran a competitions where the people were asked
to write a poem witht the starting line being "No pig Should Go Sky Diving
During Monsoon"  I particularly enjoyed two entries that I shall share
with you.

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon
For this isn't really the norm.
But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,
So what?  Any pork in a storm.
	(Herb Sargent, of Saturday Night Live fame)

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,
It's risky enough when the weather is fine.
But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar
Cast even more perils before swine.
	(Charlotte Curtis, never heard of her)

				The above obviously written with pig pens,
				SORRY!
				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz