Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsstat.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsstat!laura From: laura@utcsstat.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: encrypted joke (reason: very funny) Message-ID: <675@utcsstat.UUCP> Date: Wed, 15-Jun-83 19:02:48 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsstat.675 Posted: Wed Jun 15 19:02:48 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 16-Jun-83 05:51:42 EDT Organization: U. of Toronto, Canada Lines: 36 Gurer jnf n greevsvp jerfgyvat zngpu va juvpu gur orfg jerfgyre bs rnpu pbhagel jrer vaivgrq. Nsgre qlf bs jerfgyvat, gur bayl haqrsrngrq jerfgyref jrer sebz Gur HFFE naq Pnanqn. Gur Pnanqvna jerfgyre jnf gnyxvat gb uvf pbnpu orsber gur svany zngpu. Gur Pnanqvna jerfgyre, orvat irel tbbq, jnf nyfb irel pbasvqrag. Gur pbnpu jnf pbasvqrag nf jryy. Ur cbvagrq bhg gb gur Pnanqvna jerfgyre gung gur Ehffvna jerfgyre jnfag npghnyyl irel tbbq ng nyy. Gur ragver ernfba sbe uvf fhpprff jnf gur qernqrq CERGMRY UBYQ. Bapr ur tbg lbh va gur cergmry ubyq, lbh jrer n tbare. Gur pbnpu nqivfrq uvf jerfgyre gung nyy ur unq gb qb jnf nibvq gur cergmry ubyq naq ur jnf thnenagrrq gb or nyy evtug. Gur zngpu ortna, naq gur Pnanqvna jnf ernyyl pyrnavat bhg gur Ehffvna jura ur orpnzr bire pbasvqrag naq tbg n yvggyr bss onynapr, naq JUBBFU! ur jnf va gur cergmry ubyq!! Jryy, gur Pnanqvna pbnpu xarj gung vg jnf nyy bire, naq sryg n yvggyr punteva nf ur unq jnearq uvf jerfgyre nobhg gur ubyq jura nyy bs n fhqqra gur gjb jerfgyref fcenat ncneg yvxr bccbfvgr cbyrf ba n zntarg! Gur Ehffvna syrj guebhtu gur nve naq uvg uvf urnq ba gur zng dhvgr urnivyl, naq jnf xabpxrq pbyq. Gur Pnanqvna funxvyl tbg gb uvf srrg naq jnf qrpynerq gur jvaare. Nsgre zhpu pryroengvba, gur pbnpu svanyyl tbg gur jerfgyre bss jurer gur ercbegref pbhyq abg urne uvz. Ur pbatenghyngrq gur zna, naq nqzvggrq gung ur unq arire xabja nalbar ryfr jub unq oebxra gur cergmry ubyq. Ubj qvq ur qb vg? "Jryy pbnpu", gur jerfgyre fnvq, "ur tbg zr va guvf gvtug ubyq naq V pbhyqag zbir be uneqyl oerngur. V gubhtug gung v jnf svavfurq, jura V ybbxrq hc naq fnj guvf cnve bs grfgvpyrf unatvat bire zl urnq. Jung pbhyq V qb? V yrnarq hc naq *ovg* gurz!" "pbnpu -- lbh arire xabj gur fgeratgu lbh unir hagvy lbh unir whfg ovggra lbhe bja grfgvpyrf!" Laura