Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!hp-dcd!Anonymous From: Anonymous@hp-dcd.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: wedded bliss - (nf) Message-ID: <1198@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Wed, 22-Jun-83 03:33:30 EDT Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.1198 Posted: Wed Jun 22 03:33:30 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 23-Jun-83 20:30:15 EDT Sender: netnews@hp-pcd.UUCP Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Corvallis OR Lines: 18 #N:hp-dcd:16600004:000:450 hp-dcd!Anonymous Jun 19 10:35:00 1983 The newlyweds were driving to the honeymoon suite when the groom turned to his bride and said: "Honey, I have something to confess to you. I'm a golfer. You'll never see me on Tuesday nights, Thursday nights, and weekends. I'm sorry." The bride smiled and said to him: "I have something even worse to confess, Dear. I'm a hooker." The groom shook his head and replied: "That's no problem! Just keep your head low and follow through..."