Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsrgv.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!ray From: ray@utcsrgv.UUCP (Raymond Allen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A Job Ad Message-ID: <1592@utcsrgv.UUCP> Date: Wed, 22-Jun-83 14:34:29 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1592 Posted: Wed Jun 22 14:34:29 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 22-Jun-83 19:09:29 EDT Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto Lines: 55 This was found on a local bulletin board: ************************************************************************************* NEEDED IMMEDIATELY . . . A MAN (OR WOMAN) TO DO A MAN'S JOB * The person I'm looking for should be an electronics whiz, a hardware addict, a programmer's programmer, a design genius; * the duties that I expect this person to undertake are to run my business; to free me of the day-in day-out responsibilities of making things happen; so I can concentrate on implementing long range business strategies; * the person should be an acknowledged overachiever, bright, versatile, straight to the point: In addition, this person must be good on the phone; good with the written word; good at inspiring teamwork; good at handling complaints; good at managing time, money, and relationships; good at bargaining; and good at arguing (constructive arguing). This person should be state of the art in his knowledge of computer-related parts, their price fluctuations, and the idiosyncracies of the companies marketing them. This person should have a practical knowledge of office management, accounting, banking and retail business practice. This person should be interested in becoming a member of the innermost circle of my business, to start out underpaid, overworked, and to advance in responsibility and income, quickly. Send no resume: age is not a concern: just send me a brief description of the projects you initiated and successfully carried through to completion during the past 2 years, and 2 references of people who have known you for 2 years or more. SEND TO: "Man For The Job" 54 Forest Path Ct. Rexdale, Ontario M9V 1L5 ************************************************************************************* Remember, you saw it here first!! Ray Allen utcsrgv!ray (416) 978-5036