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From: fred@umcp-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Some funny signs I've seen
Message-ID: <300@umcp-cs.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 18-Jun-83 22:52:59 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 18 22:52:59 1983
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A street sign beside the University of Maryland Student Union:

	DON'T EVEN
	THINK OF
	PULLING
	OVER HERE

On the air-conditioning units in the Tech Arts Building at Catonsville
Community College:

	PLEASE LEAVE THREE
	FOOT CLARENCE IN
	FRONT OF UNIT

In a laundromat in Greenbelt Md.:

	NO DYING
	ALLOWED IN
	MACHINES