Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site whuxlb.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!wivax!decvax!harpo!floyd!whuxlb!mhb From: mhb@whuxlb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Road Signs Message-ID: <1142@whuxlb.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Jun-83 08:53:00 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxlb.1142 Posted: Fri Jun 10 08:53:00 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 14-Jun-83 06:18:03 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany Lines: 17 Near where I grew up there is a row of small stores with the following sign: SLOW BUSINESS AREA It was there years before Reagan was elected, so things must have been tough even when the Dems were in. Now gone, but not forgotten is the sign in Piscataway, NJ that read: DUCK CROSSING There were ducks that did indeed cross the road periodically, usually at rush hour, stopping all the traffic in both directions. There are ponds on both sides of the road, so I guess one was "the office" and the other was home.