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From: ray@utcsrgv.UUCP (Raymond Allen)
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Subject: Religious Joke (Hit "n" if you've heard this one)
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Date: Thu, 23-Jun-83 10:55:19 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 23 10:55:19 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 23-Jun-83 11:33:30 EDT
Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
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One fine day Father O'Sullivan and Rabbi Lipshitz were conversing over dinner
(at some sort of multi-denominational conference, silly).  Father O'Sullivan,
in an effort to perhaps gain some insight into Jewish life as well as to grab
an opportunity to insert some barbs, asked the Rabbi:  "Tell me Rabbi, have
you ever in your life eaten any pork?"

	Well the Rabbi, highly flustered, responded:  "I admit that many years
ago, when I was young and foolish, my curiosity got the better of me and I did,
in fact, once slip out to the local deli and order a hamburger with cheese and
bacon.  But tell me Father," said the Rabbi, seeing an opening "have you ever
made love to a woman?"

	Now it was the Father's turn to be embarrassed:  "I must confess that,
in the days before I studied to become a Preist, I was once captivated by
the girl next door and, purely under the influence of the devil himself, did
indeed perform that unspeakable act."

	"Well," replied the Rabbi, "you must admit that its a lot better than
pork."

					Enjoy! (oy!)
					Ray Allen
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