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From: rehmi@umcp-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: More UNIX Man Page Funnies
Message-ID: <135@umcp-cs.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Jun-83 21:12:59 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  9 21:12:59 1983
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More of 'em... All of these are from the BUGS field.

sleep(1)
	Argument must be less than 2147483647 seconds.

spell(1)
	British spelling was done by an American.

uudiff(1)
	Since checksums are used there is a probability of
	1 in 2^32 of missing differences between files.

doctor(6)
BUG	It shows how impressed people were willing to be way back
	then.

worms(6)
	There should be an option to have the worms eat Pink Floyd
	lyrics.

catman(8)
	Acts oddly on nights with fulwl moons.

config(8)
	Should describe the format of the "files" file here; you can
	probably figure it out for yourself in the meantime.

	No exhaustive testing of responses to all the weird input
	semantic errors possible has been done.

sa(8)
	The number of options to this program is absurd.
	
vpac(8)
	The relationship between the computed price and reality is
	as yet unknown.


So I have an obscure sense of humor. So what?

				-Rehmi-