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Subject: Wileys Dictionnary, again
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Date: Fri, 10-Jun-83 21:14:41 EDT
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BACTERIA	The place in the back of the cafeteria.

MISTLETOE	The military's version of athlete's foot.

DALLAS		Monetary unit made of one hundred sense.
		(As in "It's all a matter of dallas and sense")

SPECK		To suppose, look forward to, something.
		(As in "I speck a raise this year")

YUMA		An amusing, or comical quality. Also, the faculty
		of perceiving this. (As in "She has a great sense of yuma")