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From: jack@hp-dcd.UUCP
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Subject: Sign Ups & Downs - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 17-Jun-83 03:23:16 EDT
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hp-dcd!jack    Jun 15 10:00:00 1983

Then there's the towel-dispensers that say:

PULL DOWN - TEAR UP

I have an overwhelming urge to pull the paper down
and rip it to shreds...