Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsstat.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsstat!laura From: laura@utcsstat.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: jokes about weddings WANTED Message-ID: <699@utcsstat.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Jun-83 03:47:01 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsstat.699 Posted: Mon Jun 20 03:47:01 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 20-Jun-83 08:34:04 EDT Organization: U. of Toronto, Canada Lines: 19 My mother has to make a big speech for a wedding of a friend of hers. My mother's idea of a speech is one joke following another until everyone is sick of them. She needs jokes about true love, marriage, weddings, that sort of thing. Please post jokes, I will collect them hear from the news. Here is an example: 2 lovers were turned into stone by a Hera, the Greek God, who was not pleased that the lovers attentions centred on each other rather than Her Divinity. Years passed, and the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite, took pity on the poor statue-lovers. She released them from the spell. Then she asked them what they were going to do. They said: Well, there are those bushes over there (pointing) and we are going to go there and.... STRANGLE THE NECK OF EVERY PIGEON WE FIND! Laura Creighton utzoo!utcsstat!laura