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Subject: Funny Product - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 24-Jun-83 05:40:38 EDT
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inmet!porges    Jun 23 12:06:00 1983

	Real product available for sale:

	The EDISON INFINITE SPEED FAN



	--- take cover!



	(It means there are an infinite number of speeds -- continuous speed 
control rather than discrete.)