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From: laura@utcsstat.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: jokes about weddings WANTED
Message-ID: <699@utcsstat.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 20-Jun-83 03:47:01 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 20 03:47:01 1983
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My mother has to make a big speech for a wedding of a friend of hers.
My mother's idea of a speech is one joke following another until everyone
is sick of them. She needs jokes about true love, marriage, weddings,
that sort of thing. Please post jokes, I will collect them hear from
the news.

Here is an example:

2 lovers were turned into stone by a Hera, the Greek God, who was not pleased
that the lovers attentions centred on each other rather than Her Divinity.
Years passed, and the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite, took pity on the poor
statue-lovers. She released them from the spell. Then she asked them what
they were going to do. They said:

Well, there are those bushes over there (pointing) and we are going to
go there and.... STRANGLE THE NECK OF EVERY PIGEON WE FIND!

Laura Creighton
utzoo!utcsstat!laura