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Subject: I Love JCL
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Date: Sat, 11-Jun-83 16:16:45 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 11 16:16:45 1983
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		     I    L O V E    J C L

	     (To: Joan Jett's "I Love Rock 'N Roll")


     I saw him sleepin' there by the keypunch machine;
     I knew he must have been on since twelve-fifteen.
     His keystroke was kinda strong,
     And his HASP printout was long,
     And I knew by the end of this song he'd be hacking with me, yeah me!
     And I knew by the end of this song he'd be hacking with me!

     Oh baby--
     I love JCL!
     Put another card in the reader, baby!
     I love JCL!
     Load another card and hack with me!

     I asked for his user-ID and he looked up with a frown;
     "It don't matter", he said, "'Cause the system's down!"
     The men from IBM
     Should have it up by ten,
     And then I know that you'll be hacking with me yeah me!
     And then I know that you'll be hacking with me!

     I love JCL!
     Put another card in the reader, baby!
     I love JCL!
     Load another card and hack with me!

				  -- Larry Stone (..!yale-comix!stone)
						 (LCS@YALEVM, bitnet)