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Subject: Misc. ethnic jokes
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Date: Thu, 9-Jun-83 21:31:15 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  9 21:31:15 1983
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Q: Why did the Mexicans use only 800 soldiers at the Alamo?

A: Because they only had 2 cars.


Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?

A: Because it's hard to sign a check with a spray can.