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From: mhb@whuxlb.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Road Signs
Message-ID: <1142@whuxlb.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Jun-83 08:53:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 10 08:53:00 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 14-Jun-83 06:18:03 EDT
Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany
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Near where I grew up there is a row of small stores with the following sign:

			SLOW
		      BUSINESS
			AREA

It was there years before Reagan was elected, so things must have been tough
even when the Dems were in.
	Now gone, but not forgotten is the sign in Piscataway, NJ that read:

			DUCK
		      CROSSING

There were ducks that did indeed cross the road periodically, usually at
rush hour, stopping all the traffic in both directions.  There are ponds
on both sides of the road, so I guess one was "the office" and the other
was home.