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From: mark@umcp-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.nlang
Subject: Re: sign in London"s Heathrow airport
Message-ID: <144@umcp-cs.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Jun-83 23:37:53 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 13 23:37:53 1983
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I was obediently reading my matchbook one afternoon 
when a child approached.  Terrified, I ran to get away.
In my haste I dropped the matchbook but could do nothing
when the child picked up the matches and burst into flames.
-- 
Mark Weiser