Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!mark From: mark@umcp-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.nlang Subject: Re: sign in London"s Heathrow airport Message-ID: <144@umcp-cs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-Jun-83 23:37:53 EDT Article-I.D.: umcp-cs.144 Posted: Mon Jun 13 23:37:53 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Jun-83 02:46:19 EDT Lines: 6 I was obediently reading my matchbook one afternoon when a child approached. Terrified, I ran to get away. In my haste I dropped the matchbook but could do nothing when the child picked up the matches and burst into flames. -- Mark Weiser