Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site security.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!mmp From: mmp@security.UUCP (Maria M. Pozzo) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Misc. ethnic jokes Message-ID: <319@security.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-Jun-83 21:31:15 EDT Article-I.D.: security.319 Posted: Thu Jun 9 21:31:15 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 10-Jun-83 01:40:36 EDT Organization: MITRE Corp., Bedford MA Lines: 8 Q: Why did the Mexicans use only 800 soldiers at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars. Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? A: Because it's hard to sign a check with a spray can.