Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!linus!cca!z From: z@cca.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: humorous menus Message-ID: <4802@cca.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Jun-83 09:23:42 EDT Article-I.D.: cca.4802 Posted: Fri Jun 3 09:23:42 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Jun-83 00:03:40 EDT Lines: 18 Nothing will ever top the entry I saw on the menu of the main restaurant in Darjeeling. The restaurant was quite ordinary, and so was most of the menu. But there was one entry in the middle of a bunch of others which caught my eye: Rice with sliced children, tomato sauce. I called the waiter over and tried to order it, and he explained that it was a misprint; it was supposed to read "chicken" instead of "children". I acted terribly disappointed, and the waiter became very apologetic. This was the same restaurant in Darjeeling that was frequently out of tea. On the road up to Darjeeling, there were all sorts of interesting billboards. On the approach to a narrow bridge, there was one proclaiming "Watch your Vechicles". A little farther on, there was one that said "Drink more coffee, it's good for you!"