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Subject: Jewish & Leaper
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Date: Fri, 10-Jun-83 20:07:33 EDT
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Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish car that just went into production?
A: Yea, not only can it stop on a dime but it can pick it up.

Q: What do you call a Leaper in a sauna?
A: A marshmellow

Q: Whats Green and travels at 500 miles per hour?
A: A frog in a blender

Q: What do you call a Leaper in a hottub?
A: Porridge