Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!cca!ima!inmet!porges From: porges@inmet.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Funny Product - (nf) Message-ID: <112@inmet.UUCP> Date: Fri, 24-Jun-83 05:40:38 EDT Article-I.D.: inmet.112 Posted: Fri Jun 24 05:40:38 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 25-Jun-83 00:34:54 EDT Lines: 15 #N:inmet:4500012:000:191 inmet!porges Jun 23 12:06:00 1983 Real product available for sale: The EDISON INFINITE SPEED FAN --- take cover! (It means there are an infinite number of speeds -- continuous speed control rather than discrete.)