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From: mmt@dciem.UUCP (Martin Taylor)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Humorous road signs
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Date: Thu, 9-Jun-83 13:20:29 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  9 13:20:29 1983
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A common sign I always enjoy is:

	Watch for falling rocks

What do you think one is supposed to do? Wait for a rock?

How about  "...  crossing" (e.g. Deer Crossing, Cattle Crossing),
which is invariably false when you arrive at the scene.