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From: billrkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes
Subject: The complaint dept.
Message-ID: <312@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Jun-83 10:26:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: sdcrdcf.312
Posted: Thu Jun  9 10:26:42 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 11-Jun-83 22:04:59 EDT
Reply-To: billrkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (William Fulco)
Organization: System Development Corporation--a Burroughs Company
Lines: 22

(in your best Monty Python accent):

I want to complain!

	You want to complain?  Look at these shoes; I've only had 'em
	three weeks, and the soles are worn right through!

No, I want to complain!

	You want to complain?  Nothing's going to happen; you might as
	well not bother.

But....

	I'm back here, its a winner of a fine day, and I'm sick and
	tired of this office!

(door slamming).

						Bill & Joel

					       (credit to MP)