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From: laura@utcsstat.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: encrypted joke (reason: very funny)
Message-ID: <675@utcsstat.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 15-Jun-83 19:02:48 EDT
Article-I.D.: utcsstat.675
Posted: Wed Jun 15 19:02:48 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 16-Jun-83 05:51:42 EDT
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Gurer jnf n greevsvp jerfgyvat zngpu va juvpu gur orfg jerfgyre bs rnpu
pbhagel jrer vaivgrq.  Nsgre qlf bs jerfgyvat, gur bayl haqrsrngrq
jerfgyref jrer sebz Gur HFFE naq Pnanqn.  Gur Pnanqvna jerfgyre jnf
gnyxvat gb uvf pbnpu orsber gur svany zngpu.

Gur Pnanqvna jerfgyre, orvat irel tbbq, jnf nyfb irel pbasvqrag.  Gur
pbnpu jnf pbasvqrag nf jryy. Ur cbvagrq bhg gb gur Pnanqvna jerfgyre
gung gur Ehffvna jerfgyre jnfag npghnyyl irel tbbq ng nyy.  Gur ragver
ernfba sbe uvf fhpprff jnf gur qernqrq CERGMRY UBYQ.  Bapr ur tbg lbh
va gur cergmry ubyq, lbh jrer n tbare. Gur pbnpu nqivfrq uvf jerfgyre
gung nyy ur unq gb qb jnf nibvq gur cergmry ubyq naq ur jnf thnenagrrq
gb or nyy evtug.

Gur zngpu ortna, naq gur Pnanqvna jnf ernyyl pyrnavat bhg gur Ehffvna
jura ur orpnzr bire pbasvqrag naq tbg n yvggyr bss onynapr, naq
JUBBFU!  ur jnf va gur cergmry ubyq!! Jryy, gur Pnanqvna pbnpu xarj
gung vg jnf nyy bire, naq sryg n yvggyr punteva nf ur unq jnearq uvf
jerfgyre nobhg gur ubyq jura nyy bs n fhqqra gur gjb jerfgyref fcenat
ncneg yvxr bccbfvgr cbyrf ba n zntarg! Gur Ehffvna syrj guebhtu gur nve
naq uvg uvf urnq ba gur zng dhvgr urnivyl, naq jnf xabpxrq pbyq.  Gur
Pnanqvna funxvyl tbg gb uvf srrg naq jnf qrpynerq gur jvaare.

Nsgre zhpu pryroengvba, gur pbnpu svanyyl tbg gur jerfgyre bss jurer
gur ercbegref pbhyq abg urne uvz. Ur pbatenghyngrq gur zna, naq
nqzvggrq gung ur unq arire xabja nalbar ryfr jub unq oebxra gur cergmry
ubyq. Ubj qvq ur qb vg?

"Jryy pbnpu", gur jerfgyre fnvq, "ur tbg zr va guvf gvtug ubyq naq V
pbhyqag zbir be uneqyl oerngur. V gubhtug gung v jnf svavfurq, jura V
ybbxrq hc naq fnj guvf cnve bs grfgvpyrf unatvat bire zl urnq. Jung
pbhyq V qb? V yrnarq hc naq *ovg* gurz!"

"pbnpu -- lbh arire xabj gur fgeratgu lbh unir hagvy lbh unir whfg
ovggra lbhe bja grfgvpyrf!"

Laura