Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!ciaraldi From: ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Gorilla Joke Message-ID: <1869@rochester.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Jun-83 23:37:33 EDT Article-I.D.: rocheste.1869 Posted: Fri Jun 3 23:37:33 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 6-Jun-83 17:41:32 EDT Sender: ciaraldi@rocheste.UUCP Organization: University of Rochester Lines: 18 From: Mike CiaraldiA gorilla walks into a bar, sits down, and grunts, "Scotch and soda." When the bartender has given him his drink, the gorilla reaches into his fur, pulls out a $10 bill, and gives it to the bartender. The bartender checks the cash register, and the only change he has is a 50-cent piece. He goes into the back room and explains the situation to the manager, who says, "Look, gorillas are stupid. Give him the 50 cents; he'll never know the difference." The bartender gives the gorilla the 50 cents; he grunts and tucks it into his fur. Seeing as the gorilla is the only one in the bar, the bartender tries some small talk. "You know, we don't get many gorillas in here." "At $9.50 for a Scotch and soda, it's a wonder you have any customers at all!"