Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsstat.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsstat!janes From: janes@utcsstat.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Jewish & Leaper Message-ID: <664@utcsstat.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Jun-83 20:07:33 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsstat.664 Posted: Fri Jun 10 20:07:33 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 10-Jun-83 21:22:31 EDT Sender: advisor@utcsstat.UUCP Organization: U. of Toronto, Canada Lines: 11 Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish car that just went into production? A: Yea, not only can it stop on a dime but it can pick it up. Q: What do you call a Leaper in a sauna? A: A marshmellow Q: Whats Green and travels at 500 miles per hour? A: A frog in a blender Q: What do you call a Leaper in a hottub? A: Porridge