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From: ddd@brunix.UUCP (Dilip D'Souza  )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Road Signs
Message-ID: <3250@brunix.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Jun-83 13:22:58 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 13 13:22:58 1983
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I like this one a lot:

    SOFT SHOULDERS.