Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsrgv.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!ray From: ray@utcsrgv.UUCP (Raymond Allen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Religious Joke (Hit "n" if you've heard this one) Message-ID: <1598@utcsrgv.UUCP> Date: Thu, 23-Jun-83 10:55:19 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1598 Posted: Thu Jun 23 10:55:19 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 23-Jun-83 11:33:30 EDT Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto Lines: 25 One fine day Father O'Sullivan and Rabbi Lipshitz were conversing over dinner (at some sort of multi-denominational conference, silly). Father O'Sullivan, in an effort to perhaps gain some insight into Jewish life as well as to grab an opportunity to insert some barbs, asked the Rabbi: "Tell me Rabbi, have you ever in your life eaten any pork?" Well the Rabbi, highly flustered, responded: "I admit that many years ago, when I was young and foolish, my curiosity got the better of me and I did, in fact, once slip out to the local deli and order a hamburger with cheese and bacon. But tell me Father," said the Rabbi, seeing an opening "have you ever made love to a woman?" Now it was the Father's turn to be embarrassed: "I must confess that, in the days before I studied to become a Preist, I was once captivated by the girl next door and, purely under the influence of the devil himself, did indeed perform that unspeakable act." "Well," replied the Rabbi, "you must admit that its a lot better than pork." Enjoy! (oy!) Ray Allen utcsrgv!ray (416) 978-5036