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Subject: SF-LOVERS Digest   V7 #51
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Date: Sat, 25-Jun-83 11:34:00 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 25 11:34:00 1983
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From:  Arthur L. Chin 

Lemme see...  did I miss something about the Star Wars Saga?

Uncle Owen is Luke's Uncle.
Darth Vader (Anakin) is Luke's father.
Therefore, Darth Vader is Owen's Brother.
And We Have Speculated that Obi-Wan Is Owen's Brother as Well!
So EVERYONE (except for Big E, Han, Chewie and Lando) IS A SKYWALKER!!!!

Now, wouldn't it be nice if Han and Lando were Brothers?
And C3P0 and R2D2 were manufactured at the same plant?
And the Ewoks were unsuccessful clones of Chewbacca?
And the Emperor was the grandfather of all?

What a concept: Patricide/brothercide/allsortsofcide going on here.