Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beaver!tektronix!ucbcad!ucbesvax.turner From: ucbesvax.turner@ucbcad.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: nauts, astro- vs. cosmo- - (nf) Message-ID: <591@ucbcad.UUCP> Date: Thu, 26-May-83 19:28:23 EDT Article-I.D.: ucbcad.591 Posted: Thu May 26 19:28:23 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 29-May-83 06:18:16 EDT Lines: 20 #N:ucbesvax:4300004:000:446 ucbesvax!turner May 26 17:32:00 1983 To convey the general idea: cosmonauts say "nyet, tovarisch". astronauts say "roger, ground control". cosmonauts use ball-peen hammers astronauts use laser-collimated extrusion brackets cosmonauts end up on standards committees for ball-peen hammer factories astronauts end up as board chairmen of Kal Kan cosmonauts drink Ginseng tea astronauts drink Tang Anyone care to lengthen this list? Michael Turner