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From: denny@beesvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: wedding joke (rot13)
Message-ID: <108@beesvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Jun-83 16:56:22 EDT
Article-I.D.: beesvax.108
Posted: Tue Jun 21 16:56:22 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 22-Jun-83 06:55:48 EDT
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byl naq yran tbg zneevrq naq jrer tbvat hc abegu sbe gurve ubarlzbba.  fvapr
gurl qvq abg unir n ybg bs zbarl, gurl jrer gnxvat gur ohf.  vg whfg fb 
unccrarq gung gurl unq tbggra zneevrq ba gur bcravat jrrxraq bs uhagvat
frnfba naq gur ohf jnf shyy bs uhagref ba gurve jnl hc abegu.

gur ohf unq tbggra n srj zvyrf bhg bs gbja jura vg oebxr qbja.
gur qevire jrag bhg gb svk gur ohf.  byl fnvq gb yran "url yran jul qbag jr
tb bhg vagb gur ohfurf naq znxr n yvggyr ybir juvyr gur qevire svkrf gur ohf."
yran nafjref "ab, jr unir gb jnvg hagvy jr trg gb gur ubarlzbba pnova, v jnag
gb or cher ba zl jrqqvat avtug."  byl fnlf bx naq tvirf hc.
gur qevire svanyyl trgf gur ohf svkrq naq gurl cebprrq ba gurve jnl. 

nabgure uhaqerq zvyrf be fb shgure gur ohf oernxf qbja ntnva.  gur qevire trgf 
bhg gb svk gur ohf naq byl fnlf gb yran "url yran yrgf tb bhg va gur ohfurf naq
znxr n yvggyr ybir", naq yran nafjref onpx "v gbyq lbh orsber gung v jnag gb
or cher ba bhe jrqqvat avtug."  byl fnlf bx naq qrpvqrf gb jnvg.  gur qevire 
svanyyl trgf gur ohf svkrq ntnva naq gurl cebprrq.

gur ohf znxrf vg nabgure srj zvyrf naq oernxf qbja ntnva.  gur qevire trgf bhg
gb znxr ercnvef naq guvf gvzr yran fnlf gb byl "url byl jung qb lbh fnl jr tb
bhg va gur ohfurf naq znxr n yvggyr ybir?"  guvf gnxrf byl ol fhecevfr naq ur
fnlf gb yran "ohg yran, v gubhtug lbh jnagrq gb or cher ba bhe jrqqvat avtug."
yran fnlf gb byl "v qb, ohg v bireurneq gurfr uhagref gnyxvat gung ol gur gvzr
jr trg hc abegu, gur shpxva' frnfba jvyy or bire."