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From: ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP
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Subject: Gorilla Joke
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Date: Fri, 3-Jun-83 23:37:33 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun  3 23:37:33 1983
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From: Mike Ciaraldi  
A gorilla walks into a bar, sits down, and grunts,
"Scotch and soda."
When the bartender has given him his drink, the gorilla reaches
into his fur, pulls out a $10 bill, and gives it to the bartender.
The bartender checks the cash register, and the only
change he has is a 50-cent piece.
He goes into the back room and explains the situation to
the manager, who says,
"Look, gorillas are stupid. Give him the 50 cents;
he'll never know the difference."
The bartender gives the gorilla the 50 cents; he grunts
and tucks it into his fur.
Seeing as the gorilla is the only one in the bar, the
bartender tries some small talk.
"You know, we don't get many gorillas in here."
"At $9.50 for a Scotch and soda, it's a wonder
you have any customers at all!"