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From: avsdT:deborah@avsdS.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: road signs
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Date: Mon, 20-Jun-83 18:59:21 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 20 18:59:21 1983
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Seen in San Francisco, close to Fisherman's wharf:
DON'T EVEN THINK OF PARKING HERE

Seen inside Chili's restaurant, Houston
CARS PARKED HERE WILL BE CRUSHED AND MELTED

The latter sign used to be posted outside, but was stolen too often.

-deborah gronke bennett
Ampex Corp.
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