Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: more from Wiley's Dictionary Message-ID: <577@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 8-Jun-83 23:39:23 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.577 Posted: Wed Jun 8 23:39:23 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Jun-83 19:23:59 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Operations Office Lines: 15 MORTGAGE: A device used to measure one's tolerance for people named Mort. BRIEFCASE: a trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party. GENIUS: a chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with bright. FORTRESS: A female fort. Enjoy, OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz