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Classic Moments in MST3K (512 - Mitchell) [message #178676] Mon, 21 December 2009 22:45 Go to next message
Jonah Falcon is currently offline  Jonah Falcon
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Kid: Hi.

Mitchell: Hi.

Kid: Are you the man from the insurance?

Mitchell: Nope.

Kid: He came last night.

Mitchell: Yeah?

Kid: My mother doesn't like you.

Mitchell: I don't like your mother.

Kid: Why not?

Mitchell: Why not?

Kid: No, why not?

Mitchell: No, why not?

Kid: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?

Tom: Tonight on "Crossfire".

Mitchell: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?

Kid: I'm not.

Mitchell: Well, I'm not.

Kid: You are.

(Joel groans.)

Mitchell: Buzz off.

Kid: What?

Mitchell: What?

Kid: What did you say?

Mitchell: What you say?

Kid: Did you say something?

Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitchell: You say something?

Kid: You said buzz off.

Mitchell: You're lying through your teeth.

Kid: You're lying through your teeth.

Mitchell: Buzz off, huh?

Kid: Buzz off!

Mitchell: Buzz off, kid!!

Crow: The inspiration for Cop and a Half..

Tom: I'm gonna give him a lead then I'm gonna run him over.
Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (512 - Mitchell) [message #178677 is a reply to message #178676] Tue, 22 December 2009 16:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Doug Elrod is currently offline  Doug Elrod
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On Dec 21, 9:45 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> Kid: Hi.
>
> Mitchell: Hi.
>
> Kid: Are you the man from the insurance?
>
> Mitchell: Nope.
>
> Kid: He came last night.
>
> Mitchell: Yeah?
>
> Kid: My mother doesn't like you.
>
> Mitchell: I don't like your mother.
>
> Kid: Why not?
>
> Mitchell: Why not?
>
> Kid: No, why not?
>
> Mitchell: No, why not?
>
> Kid: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
>
> Tom: Tonight on "Crossfire".
>
> Mitchell: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
>
> Kid: I'm not.
>
> Mitchell: Well, I'm not.
>
> Kid: You are.
>
> (Joel groans.)
>
> Mitchell: Buzz off.
>
> Kid: What?
>
> Mitchell: What?
>
> Kid: What did you say?
>
> Mitchell: What you say?
>
> Kid: Did you say something?
>
> Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Mitchell: You say something?
>
> Kid: You said buzz off.
>
> Mitchell: You're lying through your teeth.
>
> Kid: You're lying through your teeth.
>
> Mitchell: Buzz off, huh?
>
> Kid: Buzz off!
>
> Mitchell: Buzz off, kid!!
>
> Crow: The inspiration for Cop and a Half..
>
> Tom: I'm gonna give him a lead then I'm gonna run him over.

I guess the screenwriter was supplying "Mitchell" with whatever
justification he needed to be a "Cop on the Edge"! (or else he/she
*really* hated movie audiences :-))

-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
betting that "The Man from the Insurance" Story would be a lot more
entertaining than "Mitchell" :-)
Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (512 - Mitchell) [message #178678 is a reply to message #178676] Tue, 22 December 2009 20:54 Go to previous message
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Originally posted by: Charles Whitney

"Jonah Falcon" <jonahnynla@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:UJ-dnR1C8qpP3a3WnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@earthlink.com...

> Mitchell: You're lying through your teeth.
>
> Kid: You're lying through your teeth.
>
> Mitchell: Buzz off, huh?
>
> Kid: Buzz off!
>
> Mitchell: Buzz off, kid!!

This just doesn't capture the insanity of the line. I'm not sure how you
could in print, in fact.

C
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