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[MSTing] Harry Potter and the Senshi's Circle [SM/HP/Ronin Warriors/DBZ] - Part 7 [message #44448] Sat, 23 March 2013 10:09
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> Ch 7

>

> Life has funny way of sneaking up on you

>

> When you think everything's okay

>

> And everything's going right.

>

> And Life has a funny way of helping you out

>

> When you think everything's gone wrong

>

> And everything blows up in your face.

>

> -Alanis Morissette!!


JOEL : The choice of music isn't doing much for my opinion of
this fic.

> She smiled. They had arrived. And she would be filling her crystals

> with their energy before the night was done.


TRACE : We're into Chapter 7 and we still don't know who "She" is.
Riveting.

JOSH : And of course "She" knows they're there. God forbid ANY
of these guys ever get the drop on a bad guy.

> Rajura stopped dead as the echoing laughter resounded around them.

> He frowned inside his armour.

>

> "A woman," he muttered. "I really should have guessed."


MARY JO: I choose not to be offended by that because I have no idea
what the hell that means.

> He took another step-and found himself falling.


FRANK : Should've set someone as a Geomancer before you left.

> He instinctively threw out a hand to grab hold of something but

> encountered nothing.

>

> "Venus Love-Me Chain!" and his downward motion was halted quite

> abruptly. He could see the chain give a little and guessed, quite

> correctly, that Venus was having a hard time holding him up. He

> felt a sharp tug. That was probably Jupiter to help. Another tug.

> Uranus. Several more and most of the Senshi and Troopers had

> latched on.


JOEL : [Rajura] Fair warning: First one with a "Lay off the
ramen" crack gets a scythe in the neck!

> Then a very hard yank. That had to have been Gohan. But he wasn't

> out of the hole yet and after a few seconds, he felt the chain

> begin to give and heard the collective grunts of his comrades

> trying to keep him from falling.


JOSH : One: Don't they all have enhanced strength when in
costume? Two: Isn't Gohan basically Anime Superboy? Why hasn't he
just flown down and grabbed him?
TRACE : Class?
ALL : "Because!"

> He took a scythe and tried to dig it into the wall but found it

> glancing off. He gasped as the chain gave a few inches.

>

> "Let me go!" he yelled up. He could almost see the look on the

> Senshi's faces.


FRANK : [Rajura] No, seriously. Two of you can freaking fly! Let
go of the chain and come down here!

> "We aren't the Shogun," Jupiter's voice flittered down to him. "We

> won't abandon you. It's all of us or none of us!"

>

> He smiled grimly. True, the Shogun would have gone on without him,

> but then again he wasn't in the mood to get all of his new friends

> killed. He began working to lose the chain from around his wrist,

> but his support gave before he could and he found himself

> plummeting down into a dark hole.

>

> He landed on his feet and quickly dashed to the side to avoid the

> falling onslaught of soldiers and students.


MARY JO: So they saved him from mild discomfort, then?

> He picked up the students first, then Sailormoon, trusting everyone

> else to right themselves eventually. He finally took a look around

> him.

>

> The place was filled with what looked like giant bubbles, but

> Rajura knew better: years of buying his wife gifts had taught him

> to recognise pure crystal when he saw it. Inside the largest one

> sat a woman, dressed quite simply yet elegantly in a beautiful

> ballroom dress. She had long black hair that fell about her waist

> in ringlets, but her skin was clear, like that of her crystals and

> her eyes were solid white, and were betraying the purity and

> innocence of their colour.


JOEL : Rose McGowan, no!

> She smiled cruelly.

>

> "So," she said. Her voice had a musical, lilting quality to it. "We

> finally meet, Sailor Soldiers. And you've brought some of the

> delicious morsels I've been enjoying so recently…"


TRACE : Then Gohan vaporized her and they all went home. The end.

> Four bubbles floated down before them. In each one, in the same

> bluish light that claimed each victim's eyes, floated a moving,

> aware version of themselves. Peeves was bouncing around the crystal

> and seemed to be singing one of his silly songs. The Ravenclaw girl

> was crying, and Colin and Ginny were both banging on their

> enclosures, trying desperately to reach Harry, Ron and Hermione.

> Hermione gasped and stepped back in horror.


FRANK : And my Cliché Villain Bingo card is filling out nicely!

> "You weren't just taking their energy…you were taking them! Their

> personalities, everything about them!"

>

> The woman laughed-a sound that somehow sounded both very beautiful

> and very evil at the same time. "They have not been harmed…but that

> can change," she said, her voice taking on a much more menacing

> quality.


FRANK : Aaand check!

> Her eyes flashed blue and the light filled each of the crystals,

> obscuring the view that the would-be rescuers had of their

> occupants. When the crystals cleared again, each figure was lying

> as though dead. Rajura could see, however, by minute movements of

> each person, that they were still alive.

>

> "What did you do to them??" He asked.

>

> "Simply…had a small snack."


MARY JO: *URP!*

> She said, grinning quite awfully. "Of course, I've been priming

> myself for the main course."


JOSH : Guys? You can start attacking any time now? Letting the
bad guy monolog doesn't help if you just sit there.

> Her eyes flashed again and each person found themselves encased in

> a separate bubble.


JOSH : Told you so!

> Rajura quickly tried to free himself.

>

> "Web Of Deception!" he yelled, but to no avail. The bubble remained

> solid. He saw the other Troopers and Senshi blink in surprise. And

> couldn't help doing the same himself.

>

> "Burning Mandala!" Mars tried, but the fiery rings simply rebounded

> around her own bubble, making her duck and cover.


FRANK : [Mars] Our less-than-strongest attacks have no effect!
What will we do now?

> The woman laughed again. "You will not escape. And I will have

> you."


TRACE : Which just begs the question of why she didn't just nab
some of them back at Hogwarts?

JOEL : That one actually has an answer: Villain Ball!

> Sailormoon, for her part, began to feel quite weak,


MARY JO: [Moon] I do declare, I believe I'm gettin' The Vapors!

> but not in the conventional way, such as when Ann had taken her

> energy. She felt all of her power draining out of her, out of her

> Ginzuishou. She looked up, panicked. Gohan braced himself against

> his bubble.


JOSH : At which point he goes Super Saiyan and nukes our nameless
nemesis. The End.

> "Kamehameha!" he yelled, trying to break his way out. Sailormoon

> saw the woman stagger and the drain on her power stopped. She

> turned on Gohan's bubble, her eyes turning pure iridescent blue.

> Gohan yelled out in pain as something surged through him. After a

> few moments, Chibimoon realised with horror that she was feeding

> him her power-trying to short him out.


FRANK : So NOW he goes Super Saiyan and fries her, RIGHT?

> "Iie!" she yelled. "Moon Gorgeous Meditation!" She didn't think

> she'd actually be able to break out, she just wanted to draw the

> Youma's attention. So she was quite surprised when she found

> herself back on the ground. Apparently the Youma couldn't expend

> the energy to harm Gohan and keep them in their enclosures at the

> same time. Rajura tried again.

>

> "Morning Star Strike!" His crystal shattered and he quickly set to

> work. Taking off his six scythes, he began hurling them at the

> enclosures of the various Senshi, Troopers and Students. In a few

> seconds, everyone-save Gohan-was free.


JOEL : Sure, why waste time freeing the most powerful fighter you
have.

> "We've got to help him!" Chibimoon cried. Hermione nodded.

>

> "If she's got so much magical energy then… Finite Incantatem!" she

> yelled, pointing her wand at the youma. Harry and Ron followed suit

> and, after the Senshi realised what they were doing, they did too.

>

> The spell worked. The spells stopped the output of magical

> energy-including the energy that was being used to trap Gohan. He

> fell from his enclosure, limp and unconscious. Shou caught him and

> turned to the Senshi.

>

> "We need to get out before she can recover."


MARY JO: ORRRRR you can press your attack while she's weakened!
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?

> Rajura sighed. Anubis would have been great for this. Creating a

> paralysing darkness to give them cover.

>

> To his immense surprise, just such a darkness fell. He could see

> clearly through it, but he could tell by the youma's frustrated

> scream that she could not. He turned to his companions.

>

> "We're going."


ALL : o/~ They bravely ran away! o/~

> He ran over to where they had fallen into the chamber.

>

> "Venus! Can you?"

>

> Venus squinted. "It's high. I don't think so."

>

> Hermione whispered something in her ear and she brightened.

>

> "Of course. Everyone, the levitation spell!"


JOEL : Or you can go back and squish the bad guy! Or at least
free your friends' souls! It's like you don't remember how strong
you are!
TRACE : Our heroes: Fleeing at the first sign the villain won't go
down with the first shot!

> They grinned. "Wingardium Leviosa!" they yelled, the spells

> powerful enough to lift not only the Sailor Senshi, but the

> Troopers, Rajura and the students up the shaft to where they had

> fallen. They ran back to where Touma was tending Mercury. He

> frowned.

>

> "What happened to Gohan?"

>

> "No time," Jupiter said. "We've got to get out of here before-"


JOSH : [Jupiter] ...We remember we can actually fight back!

> A giant bubble had just enclosed them all. Mercury grabbed on to

> Touma and stood.

>

> "Everyone Teleport! Hermione, Harry, Ron hold on to Gohan! Ready!"

>

> They all joined hands, save the four figures in the centre. "Sailor

> Teleport" they chorused and they teleported out of the bubble and

> away from the base.


ALL : SAILOR RUN AWAY!

> She was furious. They'd escaped her!


FRANK : ["She"] How dare they not just roll over and die?

> But no matter. She was, after all, Nikumu No Suishou.


TRACE : We have a name!
ALL : Yay!
TRACE : And we have no idea what the hell it means!
ALL : YAY!

> She would attack again, but not until the Senshi were off of their

> guard. They would be easier to capture then.

>

> Anubis glanced at Rubbeus, who was looking fairly grim.

>

> "I don't understand," he said softly, though he knew the crystal

> youma couldn't hear them. "I thought he was the enemy, a traitor.

> Why-"

>

> "Nevermind," Rubbeus said softly. Anubis squinted at him, then

> smiled.

>

> "You are his friend," he said softly. "Same as I am. You just can't

> admit it in front of the Emperor."

>

> Rubbeus shrugged. "If anyone asks, it's because of the loyalty I

> owe to Bertie to ensure that her husband and father of her child

> stays in one piece until we can get them back to our side."


JOEL : And the story takes another hard right towards "What The
Hell?"

> "And between you and me?" Anubis asked. Rubbeus smiled faintly.

>

> "He's been there for me when anyone else would have given me up for

> dead. He's saved my life, and I owe him this much at least."

>

> "It's more than that." Rubbeus looked up sharply at this and turned

> to Anubis, who he could tell was grinning beneath his face guard.

> "But I'll let it go. For now."

>

> Rubbeus grinned as well. Anubis wasn't so bad either. "Let's go, I

> do believe you have an expecting fiancée back home?"

>

> Anubis rolled his eyes as the two turned to walk into a warphole.

> "Don't remind me. If I have to go for one more carton of ice

> cream…"


MARY JO: Did we just read a Final Fantasy cut scene?

> "How," Ron panted once they were back on Hogwarts grounds. "Did we

> get away from that…thing?"


TRACE : Because the plot said so.

MARY JO: Are we missing something? Did the scene change markers
get lost in conversion or what...?

> "I'm not sure," Rajura said carefully.


MARY JO: Wasn't asking you, but thanks all the same.

> He had a feeling he'd just been helped, but the thought was too

> slippery to hold on to at the present moment. He turned to Mercury

> and, in a very shocking display of gentleness, picked her up.

>

> "You're not walking back to the castle on this, and I daresay

> Touma's exhausted," he said. "And we need to revive Gohan. Which

> way to your infirmary?"

>

> "This way," Chibimoon said, leading the way back towards the

> castle.


FRANK : Unmarked scene change in three... Two... One...

> Professor Dumbledore was quite dismayed.


JOSH : It's kind of scary that we seem to be getting the hang of
that now.

> The four heads of the houses, Professors Sprout, Flitwick,

> McGonagall and Snape were with him. Gohan and Mercury were still in

> the hospital wing, and given just how protective Madam Pomfrey

> could be, they were expected to be there all night.

>

> When the Troopers, Senshi and students had finished their report,

> Dumbledore sat back in his chair and seemed to be thinking.

> Professor Flitwick seemed to be trembling, Professor Sprout was

> busily checking over her Senshi to make sure they were all right,

> or did they need a draught from one of the Greenhouses? McGonagall

> was tight lipped and quite pale, and Snape looked troubled.

> Finally, Dumbledore sighed.


JOEL : [Dumbledore] So let me get this straight: You all ran off
half-cocked, no plan to speak of, no idea of the enemy other than
“She’s that way,” and got the strongest of your lot zapped... All
the while without a single heads-up to the people responsible for
you? People who happen to be among the strongest, most experienced
spell casters on Earth? People who could've arranged all the
backup you could take with you, if not provided it themselves?
What do you have to say for yourselves?

MARY JO: [Usagi] Well, it usually works for us. Though it sounds
kind of stupid when you say it out loud...

> "There is nothing we can do, then to retrieve the students until

> the Senshi go back again. That must be dealt with and explained to

> each house. You're sure, though, that they are being kept in

> reasonable good condition?" he asked. Shin, who had taken off his

> helmet, nodded.


FRANK : [Shin] As reasonable as a soul jar gets, I suppose.

> "They would have to be. She needs them to lure us back up there so

> she can finish us off, so to speak," he said.


TRACE : No. No she doesn't. There's absolutely nothing stopping
her from sending that Whatever-It-Was back to pick you off, one by
one.

> He nodded towards Rajura. "I hink he can tell ye that when ye

> prisoners are that valuable, we donae try to harm them."

>

> Rajura nodded. "He's right. When I took Sailormoon as prisoner, we

> went through great pains to keep her safe. That is, of course,

> aside from her own clumsiness," he smirked. Sailormoon turned red

> and snorted quietly.


JOSH : Stop that! No fair doing call backs to your own fanfics!

> Dumbledore sighed and, smiling wryly, turned to the heads of the

> houses.

>

> "They did break curfew," he said. "But I think they displayed an

> amazing show of bravery. Wouldn't you agree, Professor Snape?"


JOEL : [Snape] Can I go back to hating the world and everyone in
it now?

> Snape frowned. "True, but that doesn't negate the fact that they

> broke curfew. I take five points from each house."

>

> The Senshi and student's jaws dropped.


FRANK : It's five points; calm the eff down!

> Dumbledore turned to Professor Sprout.

>

> "Well, I agree that they shouldn't have broken the rules, but

> without their breaking the rules, we wouldn't have a clue as to

> what's going on. I give each house thirty points."


MARY JO: You don't know "who", “how”, "why", just "what." That's
not much of a clue. Five points at best.

> "I agree," Flitwick said. "With professor Sprout. The Gryffindor

> Students, however, showed an incredible courage, especially

> Chibimoon here by breaking free and drawing that things attention.

> And Miss Granger showed cleverness in thinking of the charm.

> Therefore, I award a further twenty points to Gryffindor."


TRACE : It really is a Gryffindor world, isn't it?

> "However much I frown upon the breaking of the rules," Professor

> McGonagall said softly. "I cannot deny the good you have done in

> getting this situation close to resolved. A further fifteen points

> to each house."


JOSH : [McGonagall] True, we still don't know what she actually
wants or how to stop her from zapping more students, but you still
did good!

> "And I award twenty five points to each house as well," Dumbledore

> said, smiling. "For the loyalty you've shown a school that is not

> yours. You all may go to bed. Heads, tomorrow before classes I want

> you to inform your houses of the situation. You are all dismissed."


JOEL : [Usagi] Um... isn't this the sort of thing you should be
telling every...

FRANK : [Dumbledore] I SAID "DISMISSED!"

> The Senshi, students and samurais all left Dumbledore's office

> little more than dazed. Seventy points to three houses! One hundred

> to Gryffindor! Well, that was before you took off Snape's points.

>

> "I don't get it," Ron said to the others. "He didn't take off as

> many points as he usually does."

>

> "I think he's proud of us," Pluto said. "But he didn't want to seem

> to be condoning the breaking of the rules."


TRACE : [Pluto] At this point, we probably should be checking his
room for pods.

> "In any case, I want to see Ami-chan and Gohan-kun before I go to

> bed," Sailormoon said. Chibimoon sniffed a few times.

>

> "I hope Go-chan's okay."

>

> "The shortening of the name, Chibiusa?" Seiji said, amused.

> "Planing on a long term relationship, are we?"

>

> Chibimoon flushed. Why had she referred to him like that? It wasn't

> as if they were going out or anything. But…her eyes widened as she

> suddenly fully realised just how she felt about Gohan.


MARY JO: Does that mean if I start calling Josh "Jo-Baby", it means
I want to be his girlfriend?
JOSH : Does...
MARY JO: NO, Josh. It doesn't.
JOSH : [chastised] Just asking...

> "Come on," she said, trying to change the subject. "In order to get

> to the hospital wing, we've got to take some tricky stairs."

>

> "Tricky?" Ryo asked, raising a brow. Mars smiled.


MARY JO: [Mars] Tricky!
TRACE : Tricky!
FRANK : Here we go!
ALL : IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME! TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT
ON TIME! IT'S TRICKY!
JOEL : TRICKY!
TRACE : TRICKY!
JOSH : TRICKY!
MARY JO: TRICKY!
ALL : HUH!!!
FRANK : Oh, for fun!
JOEL : We don't get to do rap riffs nearly enough!

> "The stairs change position from time to time. And there are a few

> vanishing steps that you have to jump or else you get stuck."


TRACE : [Mars] We're pretty sure the castle is trying to kill us.

> Seiji's eyebrows went up as he passed through a door that was

> pretending to be a wall. "How do you manage to get around?"

>

> "Oh, you'd be surprised," Venus told him with a grin.

>

> Madam Pomfrey reluctantly let the group in. Sailormercury and Gohan

> were both awake, and both looking none the worse for the wear.

>

> "Madam Pomfrey says she's going to keep us overnight," Gohan says.

> "She'll barely let us out of our beds!"


FRANK : Didn't Mercury just turn her ankle? They don't keep
five-year olds overnight for turned ankles.

> Ron grinned. "Yeah, Madam Pomfrey's a lunatic. So you guys'll be

> back?"

>

> "Of course," Shin said. "This is nae finished yet."


JOSH : [Shin] Aye, laddie!

> "And we want to make sure that this youma knows we mean business,"

> Seiji added darkly.


JOEL : [Seiji] I mean, sure; we could've pressed our attack
instead of running like sissies. And now she knows what we can do
and we've given her time to prepare. But next time, we'll really
show her!

> Mercury smiled.

>

> "Well,. Madam Pomfrey healed my ankle,


MARY JO: So why are you still in the hospital?
TRACE : [Mercury] If I'm getting sick days, I'm taking sick days!

> so next Saturday I'll be coming down to Hogsmeade…that is, after

> the match."

>

> Seiji frowned. "The match…I wonder if we could convince Professor

> Dumbledore to let us come watch?"


FRANK : Or you could convince him to cancel because of the
still-real danger of students getting their souls eaten?

> "Strictly for protection purposes, right?" Ryo smirked. Seiji

> grinned.

>

> "That and the fact that none of us have ever seen a Quidditch Match

> before. I'm curious."


JOEL : [Harry] Ever seen a lacrosse game? Imagine everyone's
flying, there' four balls, one of them's an Easter egg and two of
them are trying to kill you.

> Sailormoon giggled. "You'd better go take out 'Quidditch Through

> The ages' from Madam Pince before coming to see the game.

> Otherwise, you'll be totally confused."

>

> "Shou's always totally confused," Touma joked. Shou grinned and

> made a lunge for Touma and got them all put out.


MARY JO: [Shou] I didn't understand that and that makes me angry!

> He frowned. It was three in the morning, he should have been long

> sleep. But he wasn't. He missed her. That was all there was to it.

> He'd seen her for most of the day, and yet the second she had gone,

> he missed her immensely. When had these feelings truly started? He

> wasn't sure. All he knew, he realised with a startled jolt, was

> that he loved her.

>

> Gohan loved Chibiusa.


TRACE : Chest Monster at three o'clock!

> He knew that his parents had met when they were kids, had grown up

> and married. Could that happen with Usa-ko as well?


JOSH : Only if one of you thinks “marriage” is a type of food.

> Usa-ko? He knew in his heart that it was right. And he'd most

> likely use it the next time he saw her. Usa-ko.


FRANK : Two kids south of fourteen declaring their eternal love?
I see nothing wrong with this plan!

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