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Star Wars jokes - bad ones! [message #28197] Tue, 11 December 2012 00:21
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You were warned ...


Q: What's playing on the Death Star radio station this month
A: Sithmas Carols.

Q: What's Darth Vader's favourite Sithmas song?
A: "All I want for Sithmas is my two front teeth ... and my two legs,
and my arm ..."

Q: What's Leia's favourite Christmas song?
A: "I remember mommy kissing Anakin ..."

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.

Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.

Q: What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
A: Luke-warm.

There's a sale at the Maul ... everything's half-off.
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