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the witchdcotors rehab diries ( voodoo one )
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Sat, 11 August 2007 05:43 |
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Originally posted by: James Bong
the witchdcotors rehab diries ( voodoo one )
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dont do this at home
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The Kinks
'Living on a Thin Line'
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think i need a bourbon
"th head's still pounding"
soon ok
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here smoke this ganga
"scuse i"
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my kind of rehab
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no chicks
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light a durrie and
think on whether i wanna take th limo or
the suspension unicycle
to th pub
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define nicely toasted
where th fuck am i ?
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we have th ways and means
to make u talk u know
just not listening
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when th cunt has babbled for
24 hrs
give me a call
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leave th electricity on
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i'm sorry alfred
u fucked up again
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james blunt
'?'
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and u are not fuckin beautiful
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i come home
and my mullbowl isnt full
apply th electricity to his nuts
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th house current
chop chop
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fcuk
i'm smokin chopped up weed
usually i smoke chunks
and large at that
even got a little backie mixer in there
denatured of course
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poor little timid troll
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i think u should take this cricket bat
and shove it up yr arse
wedge side first
after which i'll use it
to upsize yr face
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pick a window jimmy
yr leaving
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u have to scare trolls
it's a civic duty
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when those aussie soldiers
got their vid
found on u tube a while back
th pm hisself said
th warriors play up a bit
it;s tradition
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Laurie Anderson
'Sweaters'
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kill enough pl fr yr country and
u too can be seen
in a kkk uniform on telly
and get away with it
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i laughed
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th drinkin tube was
overlarge
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just h boys lettin their hair down
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as long as there arent bullet holes in th walls
we'll turn a blknd eye
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even then with some
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Big Audio Dynamite II
'The Globe'
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oops
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that voodoo spell got a bit
out there
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even TAASS said a few words
had t invoke michael
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little brother
just rolled out th door
i am not cleaning up after pebbles
if she shits on th floor
u clean it up
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it can fuckin sit there
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fuckstick cat
th big black bastard doesnt shit in th house
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do ya digger
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strange name for a cat
but th cunt can at least name his animals
after somethin other than a colour
prick
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mine drop dead tragically or
get stolen or
get clipped by a uckin horse
fuck that was a nice blue cattle dog
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red
th red cattle dog
lived fourteen yrs
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old makeup eyes
dont believe em
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cunt'll take yr heel off
he's a heeler
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too much dingo in im though
one quarter
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would play with his targets
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and then disappear
come out of nowhere
SLAM
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on ya red
still knows who's a cop
waddya want cunt ?
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why yr car parke don my property ?
well drive it out and walk back in
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Cat Stevens
'Tea For The Tillerman'
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sully th fuckin place up
even th bent cops
dont park in frnt of th house
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a lovely party house
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how much of my records
went up in th
ashgrove
police station fire
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Contours
'Now That I Can Dance'
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more comonly called
do you love me
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the farm
party house
still smilin
ashgrove former police site
now stands a
little farm
fr juvie delinquents
we didnt burn it down
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one whole physical file
went up in flames
and a bunch of th old man;s records
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that shit never went any further
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score one fr th voodoo
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we umm
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Nirvana
'Lounge Act'
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mixed magic mushies
blue meanies and
goldtops
to make green
u understand
made ya green
when ya drank it
a magic potion
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at the old banana farm
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in th middle of kuta volcano
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and played with esp
untrained and
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lethal
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but sometimes ya
tryto helkp
th magic pullin
pls craig
get in my sidecar
fr th ride home
my somach doin flip flops
not normal
get some other cunt to ruide yr bike home
u too far gone brother
i left
he swore
he'd let one of his mates ride his bike
go home a spassenger
but he didnt
dead
decapitated
onth guard rail
of th railways line
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The Kinks
'Plastic Man'
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couldnt help him
i tried
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they still never listen
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i dont suppose they ever will
cassandra sydrome
they all calle dme psychic
and th whole bike pack
would follow my bike
out past th cops
usin psychic radar
but at th pub
wouldnt listen to a word
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can smell pigs
miles away
we did train that
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little brother
never obeys a speed limit
havin trouble recallinth last time he got doen
still wont admit his magic though
psychic cunt
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can dodge rocks fallin frm th sky
that;s richer than rich wi money
money cant stop rocks hittin ya frm space
even if ya dig deep
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wish i'd
never seen that gas giant
jupiter size
just rolling thru th void
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Bob Marley And The Wailers
'?'
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more drugs over here
and
fuckit
goin to th pub
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Squeeze
'Cool For Cats'
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cool
found my other lighter
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th ego
of th gypsie mafia minder
black
in me
17 yrs and never got took
u dont take this money cunt
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i've been posing down the pub
lyric
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in a biker jacket and
abo elder hair
wild as
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th car is a silver
sports version and
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i'm a triple o
we get to kill more ppl
than a double o
and invisible
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blackest of th blackest
of th black secret services
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TAASS
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top killcunt fr a secret service
six yrs runnin
i'm in fr a deadlie award
i can feel it
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The Who
'Magic Bus'
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means we have to keep
th reality of magic
a secret
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national security
fr any country or
state
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force projection and
psi ops
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but it's a fuckin fun job
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th edge
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done about five k's
on th solo wheel
ths week
th body is slowly healing
th mind bruised
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voodoo backfire
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george double ya
used to fly voodoo's
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not as tame as th later beasts
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a hell of a silver plane
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A Perfect Circle
'The Hollow'
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got weeks
before anythin major
crossng my desk
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cept th visions of that big ballof ice
still cant see our sun
frm it;s position
though
maybe our gravity well
not entice it in
i was taught
space is empty
bugger
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th black hole
at th centre of th spiral arm we live in
pan is screamin
get me th fuck out of this
finally made
contact
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we have to
get to other systems
to do th science
without fuckin this one
on how to save the planet
th whole planet
i think we'll have to move our star
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Joe Walsh
'The Confessor'
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i'm psychic but
i havent thought of a way yet
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th head inquisitor's blood inside me
is still looking
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witchdoctor to gondwanaland
my ppl's ppl's ppl
will ride into th black hole
on this ball of rock
if another rock
doesn ttear out of t heavens
frm empty space
and do another dinosaur extinction
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wot can i do ?
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can one person do anything ?
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my magic
can move mountains
but a hundred thousand ppl died in th rubble
i claimed my
hundred thousand kills and
started crying
another diastser
we couldnt help anyone in
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and th cops squeel
why doesn tit come
as a straight prediction
caus eit doenst come that way
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try t ser th meaning hidden underneath
lyric
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thanks
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t see that disaster
and give warning
i have to involve myself
take psychic kills out of it
it hruts
to watch ppl dying
it's
protection fr th sensitive psychic
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for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
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we've hit a wall
a big catch 22 wall
typical magic
national security
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james black
killer extraordinaire and
th actor
who plays james bond
gets my respect
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will smith
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matt damon
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tough guys
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and with
th willing suspension of disbelief
even harry potter
commands more magical respect than i do
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my magic moves moutains
and secret services everywhere
quake when my death curses go out
nothing they can do
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what can i do u for ?
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The Kinks
'Wonderboy'
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Tool
'Jimmy'
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was one of my fathers favourite line
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my voodoo
was good enough to earn me a seat
at th tablewith th hitemn
at th ekka
wi th gypsie mafia
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and chillie pepper
has stolen mine
and my fellow hitmen's
respect
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th movie should carry a awarning
front and back
this is a work of
fiction
portrayed by
actors
because of the
willing suspension of disbelief
i saw it on telly
it must be true
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fantasy
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reality is
scarier than
fantasy
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reality fucking bites
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hey dr jadyn patel
our last runin
made many laughs in
black organisations everywhere
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till yr name come across my desk again
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pirate jenny
"james black"
the land surfer
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p.s.
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David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
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u tell th witchdoctor nothing
th witchdcotor tells u
nothin has changed here in
a hundred thousand yrs...
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