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MiSTing: Digimon: Digidefenders epsiode 1 [2/3] [message #400913] Fri, 09 October 2020 02:41
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Originally posted by: JMShearer

[JESSE and GUILMON are at the consession stand, JESSE is behind the counter
near a soda fountan. Below the nozzles are two huge paper cups being filled
with pop.]
JESSE: So, enjoying the movie, Guilmon?
GUILMON: Yeah, but it's confusing sometimes.
JESSE: I hear you. Have you been able to figure out who all the kids were
from the roof in New York?
GUILMON: Nuh uh.
JESSE: There was an Albert and an Al and a Rick, I think.
GUILMON: I think there was a Stephen, too.
JESSE: Now that you mention it, I think so...
[TAKATO enters the loby and runs towards JESSE and GUILMON]
TAKATO: Guilmon! There you are! You really had me worried.
GUILMON: I'm sorry, Takato.
TAKATO: That's alright, Guilmon. As long as you're safe. [to JESSE] How
many people saw him?
JESSE: As far as I know, I'm the only one. We've been watching a movie in
the theater for about twenty or thirty minutes now.
TAKATO: He hasn't been too much trouble, I hope.
JESSE: No trouble at all. Actually, it's been pretty cool having him
around.
TAKATO: Well, it's good to know that there's been no trouble. What's the
movie you've been watching?
JESSE: Something you might like. Lots of science fiction stuff. Computers
that cough out digital watches and pull people into cyberspace...
GUILMON: Kids that play Digimon just like you do!
JESSE: And there's this really mysterious place where nameless people do
high-powered cyberspace tracking and the like.
TAKATO: Cool! Mind if I join you?
JESSE: Be my guest.
[All enter theater. TAKATO takes the third seat in; GUILMON and JESSE take
the same seats they had before.]

>
> "There you go, Ling," the girl said as she tied the bandage. "Just be sure
> to keep the >bandage on until you get to the hospital."
>

JESSE: I think we're about to meet the team's medic.

> "Kay, Chi," the child said.

JESSE:[child] Mind if I practice martial arts along the way?
TAKATO: What?
JESSE: Kay Chi sounds alot like Tai Chi, doesn't it?
TAKATO: Yeah, I guess it does.

> The child's mother turned to her.
> "Thank you so much, Chi. >It's a good thing you were here when Dara broke
> her leg."
>
> "It was my pleasure, Mrs. Pom," Chi said with a little bow. Ling and her
> mother left but >not before Mrs. Pom stopped to speek with her mother.
>
> "You are so lucky to have Chi.

JESSE:[Chi's mom] Well, spirit *does* tend to run high in my family...

> She's a big help with
> the neighborhood children."
>
> "Yes, her father and I are proud of her." Chi blushed but because her back
> was turned, >the two women didn't see it. She always blushed when people
> complimented her.
>
> "Mom, I'm going to go onto the Internet," she called.
>

JESSE: Literally.
TAKATO: Huh?
JESSE: You wanna tell him, Guilmon?
GUILMON: Nah. I think he should see for himself.

> "All right, dear. Dinner's in an hour."
>
> "Kay." Chi went into their family's computer room. The computer was
> primarily used >by her father for his work as a video programmer,

JESSE: Hey, mabey Chi's old man could hire my kid brother. He's a computer
programmer. MSCE certified, even.

>
> but the other members of the family >were allowed to use it as well.
>
> Chi logged on and accessed her favorite web site, a streaming-band radio
> station from >Japan. Although she didn't know the language, she could make
> out

JESSE: I don't know if that's the best way to put it...
TAKATO: Yeah.


some of the >language including "strange,"
(okashii) "company," (ittai) and "monster" (kaijuu).

JESSE: Looks like Hoshi's translation matrix is off just a touch.
TAKATO: You're a Trekkie, aren't you?
JESSE: Does it show?
TAKATO: Just a little bit.

>
> Just >as Chi was
> settling down, the music turned off. Chi panicked, afraid that she screwed
>> up her Dad's computer.
>

JESSE: Personally, I would have gone with *messed* up on that...
TAKATO: You're mind's really in the gutter with this one.

> The screen began to glow. What Chi could only guess as an electronic watch
> came out >of the screen. Chi screamed.
>
> "Chi, is everything all right?" Her mother called from the kitchen.
>

TAKATO: Well, her dad's computer just gave her a Digivice. It's kinda hard
to be alright after that.

> "No... I mean yes... I mean nothing to worry about," Chi stuttered.
>
> "Okay."
>
> Chi took a deep breath and picked up the watch. As she did that, the
> screen glowed. >Chi dropped the device but she was still sucked into the
> computer along with it.
>

JESSE:[slight whooshing to words] Sliders!
TAKATO: So this is what you guys meant when you said she was literally going
on the Internet.
GUILMON: Sure was.

>
>
> "I'm telling you, Guriko, there's something funny about that tower."
>
> "You're dreaming, Shinji. My Dad tells me there nothing but an Internet
> Service >Company."
>
> "Then tell me what an Internet Service Company is doing with a SWAT team."
>
> "Huh?"
>
> "I saw it last night. They were hauling something big with that
> helicopter." This >argument had been going on for a while. Shinji
> believed that there was something >strange about the Sakiyuchi company that
> ran the towers with all the satellite dishes. >But Guriko, who was
> spending the night at Shinji's house, was skeptic.
>

JESSE: Must be a branch of Shinra, Inc.
TAKATO: You like Final Fantasy Seven, huh?
JESSE: Just haven't beaten it yet.

> "Whatever. Hey, did you hear about Takato?"
>
> "Why, what happened to him?"
>

TAKATO: Yeah, what?

> "Apparently he and his friends got into some huge fight."
>
> "What a dork."
>

JESSE:[Eddie] Ah, whadda you know?

> "Who are you talking about?"
>
> "All three of them."

TAKATO: Well, if Rika and Renamon would just warm up a bit...

> Shinji looked up from his bed. "Um... Guriko,
> did you leave the >computer on?"
>
> "No, it's not my house." Shinji got up and tip-toed into the next room.
> Sure enough, the >computer screen was glowing. Shinji was going to turn it
> off when the watch-type >device flew through the screen and hit him on the
> head.
>

JESSE:[Shinji] AAAAAHHHHH! My eye!

> "Ow." Shinji picked the device up off the floor. "What the..." Suddenly
> the screen >began to glow and pull him in. Shinji grabbed the chair but
> the pull was too strong.
>
> "Shinji, what's..." Guriko's eyes bulged out when he saw the sight.
>
> "Guriko, get me out of here!" Shinji cried.

TAKATO:[Shinji] This stupid computer thinks it's picking a duck!
JESSE: D'ho! His name is Shinji. Why didn't I think of that one?

>
> Guriko grabbed onto Shinji's arm (the one >that wasn't carrying the digital
> device) but it was too little, too late as Shinji was pulled >into the
> computer.
>
>
>
> The night was warm and crisp. Ashley ran across the Outback, Dinga
> trailing behind >her horse.
>

JESSE: Dinga's a... dog, right?
TAKATO: Looks that way.

> "You're enjoying this night run, aren't you, Dinga?" Ashley asked with a
> laugh. Dinga >let out a playful bark.

TAKATO: Yep, Dinga's a dog.
GUILMON:[happy] Puppy!

> Ashley burst into laughter. It was the life.
> Her school life was >right, she was going to inherit her father's sheep
> herding profession. She didn't have a >boyfriend, but so what, she was 15.
> It wasn't like she didn't care about people, but it >was more of a
> guardian role.
>
> "Hey Dinga," Ashley called. "Let's stop a minute, I need to check my
> e-mail." Ashley >hopped off her horse while Dinga ran around smelling
> everything smellable.

JESSE:[Spock] Dinga must evolve, Captain. She has smelled everything she
can through logic...

>
> Ashley reached into her backpack and took out palm pilot.

JESSE: *How much* palm pilot?

>
> Flipping the top up, she took >out a digital pen and
> activated the power button. Because there were no ISPs in her part >of
> Australia, she had to use satellite uplink to link to the Internet.

JESSE: That must be one sophisticated Palm Pilot.
TAKATO: Not by today's standards.

>
> She expected the >Sydney Home Page to pop up,
> but instead something else popped up, or actually, >popped out.
>
> "Whoa!" Ashley backpedled as the watch-shaped device laid in front of her.
> Making >sure it wasn't hot, she picked it up. Just like all the others,
> she was sucked into the >Internet.
>

JESSE: Forget about this guy being a Trekkie, he's a Sliders fan.

> Dinga sniffed the palm pilot, then the ground around it. Then she looked
> up at the night >sky and howled.


GUILMON:[howls]
JESSE: Ow ow owwwww... ow ow...
TAKATO: AAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOHHHHAh!
>
>
>
> "We got them," a technician cried.
>

JESSE: Why is she crying if that's what they wanted?

> "Good. Digiport open, datalink here. Everybody clear out." The
> technicians quickly >cleared the room.

JESSE: Data must be venting the bridge of oxygen again.

> Eight of the screens around the room began to glow.
> Energy shot out >and formed into human shape. Ryan, Jorge, Marisa, Chi,
> Nikolai, Eli, Shinji, and >Ashley all fell onto the floor.
>

JESSE:[Commander, Malcom McDowel style] Welcome, Sliders.

> "Anyone get the license number of that computer," Shinji groaned.
>
> "That hurt."
>
> "What happened to me?" The others were just as disoriented.
>
> "I'm sorry if the trip over has been rather uncomfortable," the Commander
> apologized. >"But

JESSE:[Commander; Malcom McDowel style] ...now that you're here, your
greatest wishes will come true.
TAKATO: Oh, I get it! The more recent version of Fantasy Island!

> it was imperative that we get you over here." Everybody got up and
> looked >around.
>
> "Hey, where are we?"
>
> "This doesn't look like Moscow."
>

JESSE:[Dorothy] I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
TAKATO and GUILMON:[laugh]

> "You, tell us where we are!"
>

JESSE: Any clue to who said that, guys?
TAKATO: Eli, I think.

> "I'm sorry, but I can not disclose this location. Let's just say you're in
> a safe place."
>
> "Who do you think you are, Sergeant Slaughter?" Rick joked.
>
> "For now, you may call me the Commander."
>

JESSE:[ B5's Ivonava] Welcome to Babylon Five.
TAKATO: You're really pouring on the science fiction references, aren't you?

> "Okay, 'Commander'," Mari said making quotes with her fingers. "Why have
> you >kidnapped us?"
>

JESSE:[Ivonava] Now that you mention it, why *did* I kidnap you?

> "Technically, I haven't kidnapped you. I only sent out the devices, they
> chose you."
>

TAKATO: Oh, sure. Blame the technology for your crimes.

> "Why us? What are these things?"
>

JESSE:[Commander] Will "Why *not* you" and "I don't know" do?

> "You know," Ryan said. "Thsese kind of look like Digivices from the
> Digimon card >game."
>
> "That's because they are."
>

TAKATO: Yeah, well we Tamers get fancy ones!

> "What, you've got to be kidding me. Digimon is fictional," Shinji
> protested.
>

GUILMON: No we're not!

> "Several years ago, a group of scientists created a new form of artificial
> intelligence.

JESSE:[Commander] Hence, me.

> These intelligences were so independent that they chose bodies for
> themselves based on >data taken from the Internet. The result was Digital
> Monsters, or as you call them, >Digimon.
>
> "So, what does that have to do with anything?" Eli asked.
>
> "There's a certain... someone who has taken a prejudicial attitude towards
> Digimon.

TAKATO: Supprise supprise.

>
> He >has been trying
> to destroy all of them. But as a result, he is weakening the very fabric
>> that separates the Internet with our world. It allows the Digimon to
> crossover into our >plane."
>
> Seeing she had everybody's attention, the Commander continued.

JESSE:[Commander, absent mindedly] There was something else I was supposed
to tell you...

>
> "To return the >Digimon back to the Digital
> plane and stop this heartless antagonist, a vanguard must be >formed.

TAKATO: I thought that was *our* job.

> The Digivices seeked out owners that they feel worthy to use
> their power. The >results were you being brought here."
>
> "But why us?" That was Eli.
>
> "I'm not sure. The program was already created. All we did was implement
> it."
>

JESSE:[Commander] So, to sum up, like I said before, why *not* you?

> "You have got to be out of your mind," Mari said. "You kidnapped us and
> now expect us to protect the planet against something that doesn't exist?"
>

JESSE: Well, now, I wouldn't be so sure about Digimon not existing. I can
recall a time when only real technogeeks knew about the Internet, and now
it's a household word.
GUILMON: And you're sitting next to a Digimon, too.

> "Maybe we should hear her out," Chi suggested.
>
> "Shut up."
>
> "Hey, easy there, ice princess," Nikolai said.
>
> "Why don't you make me!"
>

JESSE: Gotta give that Mari credit. She sure has spunk.
TAKATO: Alot like Rika...

> "Enough," the Commander snapped. She went over to a monitor. "This image
> was >taken a few hours ago in Ontario." The white polar bear appeared.

JESSE:[polar bear; menacing] Greetings, Earthlings! Mwu-ha-ha-ha!

>
> "I know that Digimon," Ryan said excitedly.
>
> ------------------Digimon----------------------------------- ---Database-----------------------
>
> Name: Frigimon

JESSE:[singing] Frigimon, frigital monsters...
TAKATO and GUILMON:[groan]

> Level: Champion
> Type: Icy Snow Digimon

JESSE: Certainly more prestigous than calling him a Sleet Digimon.

> Attribute: Vaccine

JESSE: And they're supposed to fight this guy?
TAKATO: Not all vaccines are good.

> Attack: Sub-Zero Ice Punch, Snow Ball
>
> Ryan: It's Frigimon, a champion level Digimon. His fur is thick to protect
> his body >from his own Sub-Zero Ice Punch attacks.

JESSE: That must be sloppier than a nuclear bomb.

>
> ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------
>
> "So how do we send it back to the Digital world or wherever it came from?"
> Jorge >asked.
>
> "You must battle him and destroy him," the Commander instructed. "Once you
> defeat >him, his data will return to the Digital plane, safe from his
> grasping claws."

TAKATO: So, are they supposed to save the bear from himself or from this
unnamed menace?
JESSE: Bingety bingety bingety.
TAKATO: OK, Jesse, that made no sense whatsoever.
JESSE: I know. I had a history professor in college that always said that,
and I had trouble making heads or tails of what he was trying to tell us.

>
> Chi noticed >that the way the
> Commander said 'his' was with disgust.
>
> "You expect us to battle that?" Ashley asked. "How?"
>

JESSE:[Commander] Oh, you'll think of something. Now, get out there and
show us what you're made of.

> "With Digimon of your own?"
>

TAKATO: Why are you asking them? You should be *telling* them that!

> "But Digi..." Mari then remembered the previous discussion. "How are we
> suppose to >get our own Digimon?"
>
> "The cards."
>

JESSE: So, who wants treats?
TAKATO and GUILMON: I do, I do!
[All exit theater]

[JESSE is behind the consession counter again. TAKATO and GUILMON are on
the other side, examining the various items in the case.]
TAKATO: Oh, Jesse, I'd like you to meet my friends Hnery and Rika.
JESSE: They sound interesting. I'd really enjoy that.
GUILMON: Are Renamon and Terriermon here, too Takato.
TAKATO: Of course. Where else would they be?
JESSE: Renamon and Terriermon? Oh, yes. Your friends' Digimon. What are
they like?
GUILMON: You'll like Terriermon.
TAKATO: Henry and Rika are OK, once you get to know them. Renamon's a bit
dificult, though.
JESSE: When can I get to meet them?
TAKATO: I asked them to meet us at the arcade in about forurty five minutes.
JESSE: Sounds good. Ah, hey, how does one go about getting a Digimon
partner, anyway?
TAKATO: Well, Guilmon came to life after I drew his picture and ran it
through a Digivice, along with some other data I came up with. I think
Terriermon and Renamon just came to Henry and Rika of their own free will.
JESSE: What's the deal with the cards, anyway?
GUILMON: They're the keys to our special abilities and Digivolutions.
TAKATO: Yeah. It's interesting, but you have to learn alot about them.
[sets some cards down on the counter] This one's a speed card. And this
one's for increased power...
JESSE:[tilts head while looking at cars] Huh. I always wanted to learn how
to play one of these things. Don't even know where to get the cards,
though.
TAKATO: They're available at most card shops. There should be plenty of
card shops in a city this size.
JESSE: Well, I know there's a card and comic shop in the big mall just off
the highway. That sounds like a good place to start, and there's a food
court with plenty of choices, even for Guilmon.
GUILMON: Food? Oh boy! Let's go now!
TAKATO: Let's finish the movie first, huh?
[All enter theater]
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