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[MSTing] Unbreak My Spark - Part 4 [message #19092] Fri, 05 October 2012 17:01
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> Chapter 6: Ironhide and Roxanne

>

> Roxanne was walking around the hangar, she was just wondering

> around looking in awe at how huge this place was,


KEVIN: An unknown, unguarded civilian just wandering around a
classified military installation. Riiiiight.

> and wondering where they could be moving to. She spotted Will

> wandering around in circles and watched him for a moment.

>

> "Yer gonna make yerself dizzy by doin' tha'" she said.


MIKE: [Will] That's kind of the idea, since we don't have any booze.

> Will stopped wandering around and looked at the vampire. He smiled

> and then went back to chewing his thumbnail. Roxanne inhaled and

> rolled her eyes.

>

> "Yer bleedin'" she stated.

>

> Will took his thumb out of his mouth and looked at his nail.

> Indeed, he was bleeding.


BILL: "Ah, blood loss. That explains it," said Will, right before he
passed out.

> He was about to ask Roxanne how she knew that, but then pretended

> to shoot himself in the head.


KEVIN: In fact he actually did. The blood loss made him woozier than
he realized.

> "Thanks. I'll just go put a plaster on this" he said.


MIKE: [Will] Just as soon as I figure out why I used a British slang
term for "band-aid".

> Roxanne rolled her eyes, walked over to him, took his thumb in her

> hand and put it in her mouth. When she brought it out, both could

> see no blood and Roxanne looked at him.

>

> "Vampire spit 'as properties that helps the blood clot. That's why

> we can drink from humans an' not kill 'em" she whispered.


BILL: Note the qualifier "can."

> Will nodded and looked at his thumb again. True to her word, the

> little cut on the side of his thmb had stopped bleeding and looked

> like it was beginning to clot.

>

> "Thanks Roxie" he said.

>

> Roxanne nodded, and looked up as Ironhide came out of the med bay.

> He walked straight over to the two of them and came down to their

> level.

>

> "Roxanne, could I have a word?" He asked.


KEVIN: [Roxie] Sure; would you like a noun or a verb? Perhaps a nice
juicy gerund?
MIKE: [Ironhide] Why haven't we squished you already?

> The vampire nodded and Ironhide transformed, before opening his

> door to allow Roxanne to climb in. Once she was in, he closed his

> door and took off out of the hangar.

>

> ******TF******

>

> Once they were far enough from the hangar, Ironhide stopped and

> they sat on a hill overlooking a beautiful scene. They sat in

> silence for a while, until Roxanne broke the silence.


BILL: [Roxie] You know this isn't how "talking" works, right?

> "So what did ye wanna talk about?" She asked.


BILL: [Roxie] See? It's just that easy!

> She felt a tingle over her body and looked around.

>

> "What's that?" She questioned.


MIKE: [Ironhide] Note to self: She's immune to disintegration.
KEVIN: [Roxie] What was that?
MIKE: [Ironhide] Nothing! Nothing!

> Ironhide activated his holoform and looked at her.

>

> "It was a scan..." he said.

>

> Roxanne noticed there was something off about the way he was

> looking at her.


BILL: How can you tell?

> She shrugged and opened the door, getting out and inhaling the air,

> picking up all the different scents. The smell of the water a few

> miles away, the scent of the trees just across from her, the scent

> of the flowers and the chlorophyll in the grass.

>

> "Smells beautiful doesn't it?" Ironhide asked.


MIKE: [Ironhide] No, really; II can't really smell. For all I know
this whole thing smells like sun-brewed vomit.
KEVIN: And thank you for painting that lovely image.

> Roxanne looked at him, he had transformed and was now looking down

> at her. She shrugged and looked ahead.

>

> "I wouldn'eh know" she remarked.


BILL: Either that was a competely useless lie or she can't smell
anything but blood.
MIKE: Maybe compulsive lying is one of her flaws?

> Ironhide huffed and sat down. He wasn't known for his patience in

> such matters like this. But Optimus had asked him to build up to it

> and not be blunt. He was fragged if he knew where to start. He

> wasn't one for small talk, part of him just wanted to ask her out

> right what she was, but the other part of him was telling him to

> obey his leader. He vented.


ALL: [Ironhide] Excuse me! Three-bean energon for lunch.

> "I used ta come ta places like this when I was a wee one. Takin' in

> the scenery. Me mam always thought I was cursed, 'cause I'd run off

> an' stay out fer hours" Roxanne said.


BILL: She didn't say you were cursed, dear. She said "cursedly
stupid."

> Ironhide could have thanked Primus right there and then, at least

> the ice was half way broken now. All he had to do, was keep the

> conversation flowing.

>

> "Are your Parental units still functioning?" He asked.


KEVIN: And it flows right off the edge of the conversatioal world.

> Roxanne looked down and shook her head.

>

> "No...they-they died a long time ago" she said.


MIKE: Just like the plot.

> Ironhide nodded. He knew the loss of someone close to him. Jazz was

> his best friend.

>

> "What were they like?" He asked.

>

> Roxanne chuckled and sat down next to him.


BILL: [Roxie] Well, they were alive, for one thing.

> "Well, me mam was nice. She wasn't nothin' like me dad, she was

> kind, caring and loved me to pieces. Me dad however, was strict,

> rude, arrogant an' absolutely abhored me boyfriend" she said.


KEVIN: Lady, it's been three hundred years! Let it go!

> Ironhide looked down at her and his optics scrutinised her for a

> while.

>

> "What happened to your mate?" He questioned.

>

> Roxanne looked up at him and raised an eyebrow.


MIKE: [Roxie] That's a good question actually...

> "What's with the interrogation...yeh tryin' ta find somethin'

> out?" She replied.

>

> Ironhide looked at her and his optics narrowed a little.

>

> "I was merely asking" he said.


BILL: [Ironhide] And by "asking", I mean "What the hell are you,
lady?"

> Roxanne exhaled with no breath.


KEVIN: That's a damned neat trick.

> "He was...sweet, carin', a little bit of a rebel, but then I've

> always liked bad boys. T-then he did somethin' ta me, an' we parted

> ways" she explained.


MIKE: Translation: He was a hot dullard who turned me into the undead
and I ran off.

> Ironhide could feel that he was getting close to something...just a

> few more questions and he'd have the answer that Prime wanted.

>

> "What did he do?" He enquired.

>

> Roxanne shook her head and looked out to the beautiful scene.

>

> "I don'eh wanna talk 'bout it" she answered.


BILL: Again: Three. Centuries.

> Ironhide mentally slapped himself. He'd upset her, he could see

> that from the tears sliding down her face.


KEVIN: Nice deduction, Sherlock-tron.

> He knew enough about how humans react when upset, from being around

> William, Sarah and Annabelle.


BILL: Which might explain how you get how *normal* humans react so
horribly horribly wrong.

> "My apologies, I did not mean to upset you" he said.

>

> Roxanne smiled up at him and then she felt her jaw ache. She was

> getting hungry.


MIKE: Good God, she has the metabolism of a hummingbird!

> 'Shet' she thought.


KEVIN: Then wondered why she was thinking phonetically.
BILL: Maybe she's just that bad at spelling?

> She looked up at Ironhide and smiled at him, making sure she kept

> her eyes the brilliant blue.

>

> "Can yeh take me to town please?" She asked.


KEVIN: What town? You're on an atoll in the Indian Ocean. There's
the base and the ocean! And they intended it that way!

> Ironhide nodded and transformed. He opened his door and Roxanne got

> in. Ironhide took her to the town and she went into the butchers.

> He didn't see what she ordered, but when she came out, she had a

> brown bag with something in it.

>

> "What is that?" He asked.

>

> Roxanne looked into the bag and smiled.

>

> "Oh it's nothing. Food" she said.


MIKE: [Ironhide] It's placenta, isn't it?
BILL: [Roxie] No, it's not...
MIKE: [Ironhide] Look I know some of you humans have eating practices
that are weird even to other humans. And I'm not going to judge...
BILL: [Roxie] Look, it's blood, okay?
MIKE: [Ironhide] If you're trying to gross me out so I'll stop
asking, blood is a lot less gross than placenta.
BILL: [Roxie] Argh!

> Ironhide huffed and drove them back to the base in Diego Garcia.

>

> ******TF******

>

> Once they got back. Will went over to Ironhide and Roxanne got out.

> Will took one look at Roxanne's eyes and then looked in the bag. He

> nodded and Roxanne ran outside at human speed, before biting the

> top off one of the bags of blood she'd brought and drinking it,

> before doing the same with the others.


KEVIN: I'm not even going to think of the kind of butcher that even
keeps bags of blood around, let alone sells it like that.
MIKE: Maybe he keeps a brisk trade in the Goth Vampire Wannabe
market. On the isolated miltary base...

> Unfortunately, while she was on her third bag. Optimus happened to

> walk out of the base. Quickly, she turned around and hid the other,

> empty bags of blood. Along with the three other bags she had in the

> brown paper bag.


BILL: Those bags must've been the size of a Capri Sun.

> "Hello Roxanne" he said.

>

> Roxanne swallowed.

>

> "Hey Optimus" she said.

>

> She kept her back to him, and herself hunched over so that he

> couldn't peep down on her and see what she had in her hand.


MIKE: Which wouldn't seem suspicious AT ALL.

> The ache in her jaw was still there, animal blood didn't fill her

> up, but being on her third bag, she was beginning to feel a little

> better, but not much. She groaned in pain, wishing Optimus would go

> away.


BILL: I see we're following the Twilight method of "Making up the
rules as we go along."

> "Are you in pain Roxanne?" Optimus enquired.

>

> Roxanne shook her head.

>

> "No...I'm fine" she lied.


KEVIN: How has this woman survived three centuries being that bad at
lying?

> 'Leave...please leave? I beg yeh, leave' she thought.

>

> Them being robotic organisms, she couldn't compell them. So she

> couldn't make Optimus forget what he saw, if he saw anything. She

> heard him inhaling and lowered her head.

>

> "Roxanne, are you bleeding?" He questioned.

>

> This was getting annoying. She growled, a deep feral growl that had

> Optimus taking a step back, and looking at her, strangely.


MIKE: This must be like watching a Corgi growl like a wolf.

> "Roxanne?" He asked.

>

> She growled again, he was interrupting her meal, and she was

> getting pissy about it.

>

> "Leave" she commanded.

>

> She knew it would do no good, but she didn't care.

>

> "Leave NOW!" She shouted.


BILL: At which point, Optimus pinned her to the floor and told her to
start talking or he'd blast her into a scorch mark, right?

> This time Will came out of the base and told Optimus a little lie,

> saying Ratchet wanted him for something, Roxanne shot around at his

> voice and looked at him, a feral glint in her eyes.


KEVIN: Looking at him the same way a Biggest Loser contestant looks
at a red velvet cake.

> Will knew to leave her alone when feeding, and as much as he didn't

> want to, he did what she'd told him to do, if she was ever like

> this. He backed away, slowly, keeping his head low, in a sign of

> submission, and when he reached the entrance to the base he walked

> inside.


MIKE: And, having been exposed to Roxanne's Aura of Smooth (TM),
Optimus noticed none of this.

> Roxanne turned back to her meal, and sucked the life out of the

> bag she was holding, before doing the same to the other three bags.

>

> ******TF******

>

> A few hours later, Roxanne was still sat outside the base. Her

> hunger sated for now. The pig blood didn't fill her up like human

> blood did, but it was close enough that it filled her enough.


BILL: So pig's blood is the vampire equivalent to ramen noodles?

> Will came back out of the base, and approached her carefully,

> warily.


KEVIN: Serioiusly; why did you bring this dangerous, increasingly
unstable woman to an isolated military base with no real plan to keep
her under control?
MIKE: Because Vampire/Cybertronian love conquers all? Maybe? I...
got nothin.

> "You alright now?" He asked.

>

> Roxanne looked up at him and nodded.

>

> "I'm sorry for earlier" she replied.

>

> He smiled and sat down next to him.

>

> "It's alright. You warned me that if you're ever interrupted while

> feeding you can get like that. Optimus' pretty shaken" he

> explained.


BILL: [Will] He thought you were having an episode. I had to talk
him out of putting you down.

> Roxanne rolled her eyes.

>

> "He's the one who interrupted me" she muttered.


KEVIN: Look, you sulky little bint; be glad he didn't smoke your
Sueish ass like you've given you given him no reason not to.

> Will sighed and put his hand on Roxanne's cold one. Before bringing

> it to his head. She looked at him oddly and he smiled.

>

> "You're cool, I'm hot. I'm just cooling myself down" he explained.

>

> Roxanne chuckled


MIKE: With the patient laugh of someone who, for the hundreth time,
is told a never-funny joke by the same person.

> and let him have his moment to cool off, before there was the sound

> of hissing and feet hitting the ground.

>

> "You can tell him...just make sure I'm not around when you do it"

> she remarked.


BILL: [Roxie] In fact, I'm not sure why you haven't told him already.
For that matter, are y'ever gonna tell me what this "war" is and how
I can help?
KEVIN: [Will] I'll tell as soon as HEY A DISTRACTION!

> Will nodded and got up. He held his hand out to her and she took

> it, getting up and then lifting up his cuff, looking at the

> puncture marks.

>

> "Healing well" she said.

>

> He smiled and walked inside. Roxanne heard him asking Optimus to go

> talk, and she began to wander outside.

>

> ******TF******


MIKE: Well, that was time well spent!

> Johnny walked around outside. There had been no sign of Roxanne in

> the last few days. No mysterious people going into hospital with

> animal bites, no mysterious blood drained bodies.

>

> "The bitch...she's fucking up and left. I swear on my life Roxanne

> Jones...I will find you, and I will kill you" he said.


BILL: Oh yeah, the fangbanger. Forgot about him.
KEVIN: Why can't this fic be about him?
MIKE: At least we'd get amusing strings of profanity out of it.

> ******TF******

>

> A/N: I'm soooo sorry about not updating faster. I've been busy with

> a friend's story, which I've taken over for her. Anyways, I'd like

> to say thanks to:

>

> xXLady MinuialwenXx

> xXThe SPAZtastic LawlrusXx

> xXSilver Eyed SlayerXx

> xXLorna RoxenXx

> xXLatina ShewolfXx

> xXMARZ009jXx

> xXHarry ApprenticeXx

> xXOx KingXx: and

> xXPixlePrimeXx

>

> For your wonderful reviews. I hope you enjoy this chapter.

>

> Vampyrex1


BILL: Lady; you couldn't print my opinion of this pile in Hustler.
MIKE: That's a little strong, Bill.
BILL: Well something about this thing should be!

> Chapter 7: Roxanne's a...what?


ALL: TIN ROOF! RUSTED!

> Once Roxanne had calmed herself down, Will went into the hangar and

> walked up to Optimus. After getting Roxanne's approval for telling

> the big guy who and what she was, he had been working on the kind

> of speech that he would say to the big blue and red bot.


MIKE: One that wouldn't get him an instant Section 8 discharge.

> He inhaled deeply and walked up to the semi truck.

>

> "Optimus, we need to talk" he said.


BILL: [Optimus] If this is about me wetting myself in fear of
Roxanne... I honestly have no idea why that happened. Or how,
really.

> The passanger's door opened and Will climbed in before Optimus

> began to drive out of the hangar and quite a way away from the

> base. When the truck stopped, Will took another deep breath and let

> it out slowly.


KEVIN: And the reason you couldn't just tell Optimus as soon as you
climbed in?
MIKE: Proper scene building takes time... Time this fic takes
establishing how special Roxie is.

> "What do you want to know about Roxie?" He asked.

>

> Optimus' holographic self appeared in the drivers seat and looked

> at the human.

>

> "All of what you know about her" he replied.

>

> Will chuckled nervously and looked down to his hands.

>

> "Roxie was born in Scotland in the year 1669; her full name is

> Roxanne Jones she was, or rather is the daughter of Lord Alexander

> Jones and Lady Abigail Jones. When she was twenty, she met this

> guy, whos name was James,


BILL: [Optimus] I instantly regret asking.

> but this James guy, wasn't human. He was what is known as a

> Vampire. You can look it up, because there are myths, people didn't

> believe in Vampires, and some people still don't, but there are

> people who do, which means there's loads of internet things about

> Vampires. So, when James asked for Roxie's hand in marriage, Lord

> Alexander said no and Roxanne ran away from her house and met up

> with James. That was when she found out he was a vampire" Will

> explained.



KEVIN: [Optimus] That sounds like bad goth fanfiction.
MIKE: [Will] How do you know about...
KEVIN: [Optimus] Look - can't a bot have hobbies?

> Optimus did look up the definition of vampire and his human eyes

> opened wide.

>

> "A vampire is a reanimated corpse which reawakens during the night

> to drink the blood of the living. Is that correct?" He asked.


KEVIN: Well, that's your classic vamp. Now factor in your Nosferatu,
your Twilight sparklepires, your Thirty Days of Night nocturnal shark
people and the hundred of variations on the classic...
MIKE: I think we get the picture.

> Will nodded.

>

> "Yeah. So, this James guy, he turned her..." Will answered.

>

> "Into a vampire?" Optimus asked.

>

> Will nodded again.

>

> "Into a vampire; and Roxanne tried her best to deny her 'nature',

> but she found that she couldn't. In the end, she found that she

> could feed from humans without killing them, and she could make

> them forget that it had ever happened.


BILL: Though that "killing them" thing seems to be strictly optional
for her.

> She was also found by this druid woman, who gave her that ring on

> her right hand. I don't know what the latin words on the ring mean,

> but I'm sure that you would be able to translate it, as Roxie can.

> But I assure you Optimus, she doesn't like what she is, and she

> tries to go against her nature whenever she can" Will responded.

>

> Optimus looked up the definition of druid and nodded.


MIKE: [Optimus] You people have no idea what a druid is, do you?

> "I understand William; you trust her?" He asked.

>

> Will nodded and Optimus nodded.


BILL: [Optimus] You really are just a bag of hammers, aren't you?

> "If you trust her William, I will try and trust her too.


KEVIN: To be fair: being a horrible judge of character is right in
character for Optimus.

> However, I cannot make my men trust her as you do. I am sure you

> understand the fact that, even though she does go against her

> nature, she is still a possible threat to our other human allies"

> he explained.


MIKE: As Optimus registers a 7.9 on the "Well Duh" scale.

> Will nodded and sighed.

>

> "I do understand. But you must believe me when I say, Roxanne won't

> kill anyone. In fact, I'm the only one who will allow her to feed

> from me, because I trust her that much" he said.


BILL: You're the only one who'll allow her because you're the only
one with blood who actually knows about her and can consent, you
knob.

> Optimus nodded too.

>

> "May I ask why you trust her so much?" He asked.


ALL: THANK YOU!
KEVIN: I wouldn't get our hopes up, guys. Recall what the
explanations have been like so far.
MIKE: True, but credit where credit is do for at least addressing the
elephant in the room.

> Will sighed again and looked up into the sky; he then got out and

> walked out into the sunshine, not bothering to turn around when he

> heard Optimus transforming.

>


> "When I was a little boy, I ran away from home because my mother

> and father were arguing about something, and I didn't like the

> shouting. I was curled up on the corner of a street, my knees were

> cut and bleeding from where I had been running and had fallen over.

> Roxanne found me; at the time, I didn't know what she was, and I

> didn't notice that she was inhaling deeply. She took me home, and

> my mum was so happy..." Will began.


BILL: Previously on "Unbreak My Spark."

> Optimus looked down at the human and nodded.


MIKE: [Optimus] Didn't get a word of that past "boy", but go on.

> "As I was growing up, Roxie became a good friend of the family, and

> I discovered her feeding from a person one night and found out that

> she was a vampire. She told me, that the night she found me, she

> wanted to kill me, because I was bleeding. But she didn't, she

> could have killed me Optimus, she is stronger than any human,

> faster, has better sight, hearing and smell and she could have

> killed me at the drop of a hat, but she didn't. And because of

> that, I'd trust her with my life" Will finished.

>

> Optimus nodded;


KEVIN: [Optimus] He's as dumb as I feared.

> it was a very good reason for William to trust Roxanne.


MIKE: "If she hasn't killed me by now, she's never going to" is *a*
reason for Will. It is not a reason for ANY FRIGGIN BODY ELSE EVER!

> But then Optimus also knew, that just because she didn't kill

> William, it doesn't mean that she wouldn't kill another human in

> the base. Optimus vented.


BILL: But you're gonna leave her right where she is, anyway.

> "I stand by what I said William. If you trust her, then I will try

> my best to do so too. But I cannot make my men trust her if they do

> not wish to, I am sure you understand that" he said.


KEVIN: Just in case you weren't paying attention two paragraphs ago.

> Will nodded again.

>

> "I do; I only ask that you give her a chance Optimus. She could be

> a valuable ally in this war" He said.


MIKE: Much in the same way a hungry pit bull could be an ally against
an army of tanks.

> Optimus nodded and then Will turned back to him.

>

> "Shall we go back?" He asked.

>

> Optimus nodded again and then transformed.


MIKE: So an entire chapter over what could've been covered by the
words "after Will told Optimus everything?"

> ******TF******

>

> A/N: I'm soooo sorry that I haven't updated in so long. I've just

> been soooo busy. I hope you all enjoy this, and I'd like to point

> something out to a Mr Ian Reid; who said this in a review.


KEVIN: This should end well.

> 'Oh geez...

> Ok. From the summary alone, this story is a complete disaster. A

> day-walking vampire Mary-sue does not make for a good protagonist

> IN A TRANSFORMERS STORY. It's amazing your Sue doesn't sparkle.'


BILL: "Complete disaster's" a bit too strong, but othwerwise... Yeah,
pretty much.

> I would like to say to you...It's your opinion mate.


MIKE: [The Dude] That's, like, your opinion, man.

> I don't really care. If you'd actually read the story, you'd find,

> that she has a RING on her right ring finger, that protects her

> from the sunlight.


KEVIN: Which makes her a daywalker as long as she has it. So...?

> Now, if she were to take that ring off...she would burn like a

> piece of paper.


KEVIN: But, again, she hasn't, so "daywalker."

> Roxanne can be affected by holy water, a cross that has been

> blessed by a priest and she can still be staked through the heart

> and that will turn her to dust.


BILL: Still a daywalking vampire in a Transformers story. No real
getting around that one.

> She does not sparkle, because she is NOT like the fake vampires

> from twilight.


MIKE: As opposed to the "real" vampires in, say, True Blood?
Vamprire Diaries?

> In actuality, Roxanne does NOT use venom to change her victims

> into vampires, SHE was not changed by venom, she was changed by a

> little thing called BLOOD EXCHANGE. I'm sure you know how that

> goes, and if not, allow me to give you a little lesson in Vampire

> conception.


MIKE: [Heckler] Stop talking!
BILL: [Heckler] We still don't care!
KEVIN:[Heckler] Bring back the angry fangbanger!

> One vampire will drink from a human, and take enough blood as to

> leave a little bit in the human body. The vampire who was drinking

> from the human, will then force feed the human his/her blood, which

> will change the human into a vampire.


MIKE: So that quasi-snowballing scene in Chapter 3 was the vampire
equivelent to a mama bird reguritating food for her babies. Somehow
even more disturbing the second time around.

> So, now that I have utterly embarrassed you,


BILL: I don't think Mr. Ian's the one being embarassed here.

> I'm now going to tell you another little thing you may wish to

> keep in mind when reading these kind or stories.


KEVIN: If it's not explaining the whole "can eat real food but still
gets ravenous for blood" thing, you can skip it.

> Don't judge a book by its cover. Or in this case, if you thought

> my story was a disaster WHY IN THE FLUUMIN' WORLD DID YOU READ THE

> DAMNED THING?


MIKE: Who says he read past the description?

> Now I have that out of my system; I'd like to thank:

>

> xXLady MinuialwenXx

> xXThe SPAZtastic LawlrusXx

> xXSilver Eyed SlayerXx

> xXLorna RoxenXx

> xXLatina ShewolfXx

> xXDawn RacerXx

> xXcollizzyXx

> xXjusticeintheworldfhp-yearightXx

> xXRyle CullerXx

> xXMARZ009jXx

> xXHarry ApprenticeXx

> xXOx KingXx: and

> xXPixlePrimeXx

>

> For your wonderful reviews.


ALL: Thank you all so bloody much!

> I hope you enjoy this chapter.

>

> Vampyrex1


BILL: It was short, so there's that.
MIKE: And speaking of "that", that's that for this riffing of
"Unbreak My Spark". For Kevin Murphy...
KEVIN: Ooh, I forgot to do me own Scottish Accent!
MIKE: And Bill Corbett...
BILL: I'm an asset in your war against whatever!
MIKE: I'm Mike Nelson saying, goodbye from Rifftrax! Take us out,
Disembaudio!

DISEMBAUDIO: [Singing] Unbreak my spark, Autobot me again
Undo this hurt in my brain, when you wrote all these words
And didn't explain a thing

Unbreak my spaaaaaark
The hell does that mean?
Unbreak my spaaaaaaaaark!



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