This was an odd one. I'm not sure what would make someone think,
"You know what Transformers needs? A romance? You know what would
make that romance special? If the woman was a vampire!" But here's
the result. Well, teh partial result, as the fic is on hiatus at the
moment. Of course, since there's seven chapters so far and the two
presumed principles have had all of one awkward conversation, and
there's been far more interaction between the vampiress Roxanne and
Capt. Lennox - whom I didn't realize was Capt. Lennox until I read
commentary on Why, God, Why pointing it out. Sad part is, once I
realized it and reread what I had so far, that bit of knowledge made
absolutely no difference.
I am a firm believer that any story idea can be made readable with a
sufficiently skilled writer. Those skills are simply not in evidence
here. See it untouched for yourself here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7155915
And once I went through and annotated the riff refences, I realized
this probably the biggest story I've ever tackled solo. Yay?
An on with the disclaimers:
Rifftrax and all related character are property of Rifftrax and
Legend Films. "Unbreak My Spark" is property of Vampirerex1. All used
without permission.
WARNING: This MSTing contains riffs referring to, inspired by, and/or
ripped off from:
John Mellencamp, the Twilight series, Knight Rider, Chuck, True
Blood, The Police, Janet Jackson, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Lord
Of the Rings, The Simpsons, Bravestarr, Austin Powers, Jeopardy!, DC
Comics, Saturday Night Live, Ultra Brite toothpaste, Looney Toons,
Road House, Fawlty Towers, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Paul Harvey, The
Room, Little Shop of Horrors, The B-52s, The Big Lebowski and Toni
Braxton.
For those who don't know what the G1 Transformers Scene Change