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From: scksnsr@jupiter.nmt.edu (Sean Kelly)
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Subject: Viking's Home Journal
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Date: 26 Sep 89 23:30:09 GMT
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This is an ORIGINAL JOKE by BRIAN BOWER (djtsnsr@nmtsun.nmt.edu)
                     

                     VIKINGS HOME JOURNAL
           (Todays Journal for the modern viking)

*   Three fast and tasty village dog recipes for the working viking     
    who doesn't have all day to cook.
*   War wound stitchery-Don't throw away those severed body parts.       
    Needle point tips that can make that foot or arm good as new.
*   Surprising reader's poll: 9 out of 10 viking women are not 
    satisfied in bed. Find out what they really want.          
*   Burning pitch techniques that can really let you rain hell on your
    neighbors!
*   Surrounded by intellectuals-How one viking escaped. By David-the-Saxon.
*   Viking mid-life crisis-Is raping murdering and pillaging all there is ?
*   Is your son a Pansy?-A candid article by Erick-the-Red which every father
    should read.
*   Don't let your viking tupperware party end in a blood bath-Do's and don'ts
    for a succesful evening.
*   Detroit unveils the New 89 line of warships-Faster, sleeker, fewer
    slaves in the galley!

    AT YOUR VILLAGE NEWSTANDS NOW !

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by Brian Bower (reply to djtsnsr@nmtsun.nmt.edu)

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