Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!texbell!ssbn!looking!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: marc@hpmonk.hp.com (Marc Sabatella) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: more toilet paper Keywords: heard it, chuckle, scatological Message-ID: <21160@looking.on.ca> Date: 25 Sep 89 10:30:08 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: hpmonk.hp.com!marc The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter O'Toole, handed down from his father, reminds me of one my father told me: Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here - do you have any over there?" The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any either" The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?" The second man says, "No, sorry!" The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?" Marc Sabatella -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.