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From: marc@hpmonk.hp.com (Marc Sabatella)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: more toilet paper
Keywords: heard it, chuckle, scatological
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Date: 25 Sep 89 10:30:08 GMT
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The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter O'Toole, handed down from his father,
reminds me of one my father told me:

Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other,
"There is no toilet paper over here - do you have any over there?"
The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any either"
The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?"
The second man says, "No, sorry!"
The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?"

Marc Sabatella

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