Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!wuarchive!texbell!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: scksnsr@jupiter.nmt.edu (Sean Kelly) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Viking's Home Journal Keywords: original, chuckle Message-ID: <22357@looking.on.ca> Date: 26 Sep 89 23:30:09 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 35 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: jupiter.nmt.edu!scksnsr This is an ORIGINAL JOKE by BRIAN BOWER (djtsnsr@nmtsun.nmt.edu) VIKINGS HOME JOURNAL (Todays Journal for the modern viking) * Three fast and tasty village dog recipes for the working viking who doesn't have all day to cook. * War wound stitchery-Don't throw away those severed body parts. Needle point tips that can make that foot or arm good as new. * Surprising reader's poll: 9 out of 10 viking women are not satisfied in bed. Find out what they really want. * Burning pitch techniques that can really let you rain hell on your neighbors! * Surrounded by intellectuals-How one viking escaped. By David-the-Saxon. * Viking mid-life crisis-Is raping murdering and pillaging all there is ? * Is your son a Pansy?-A candid article by Erick-the-Red which every father should read. * Don't let your viking tupperware party end in a blood bath-Do's and don'ts for a succesful evening. * Detroit unveils the New 89 line of warships-Faster, sleeker, fewer slaves in the galley! AT YOUR VILLAGE NEWSTANDS NOW ! -- by Brian Bower (reply to djtsnsr@nmtsun.nmt.edu) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.