Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!funny-request From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Plastics.... Keywords: heard it, chuckle, sexual Message-ID: <4003@looking.on.ca> Date: 14 Aug 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 21 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: milpnd.enet.dec.com!peghiny An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip." The old man snaps back: "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.