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From: ckk+@andrew.cmu.edu (Chris Koenigsberg)
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Subject: Fwd: Deng Xiao-Ping, Li Peng, and Yang Shang-Kun
Keywords: heard it, topical, smirk
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Date: 15 Aug 89 07:20:05 GMT
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From: wang@brauer.harvard.edu (Yang Wang)


   Flying his way to Beijing on his personal airplane, Deng, accompanied 
by Li Peng and Yang Shang-kun, suddenly became emotional. 

"I wish I could open the window and toss out a one hundred yuan 
(Chinese currency unit) bill so I can make one person happy!", 
exclaimed Deng. 

"But you can make ten persons happy by tossing out ten ten yuan bills,
Comrade Xiao-Ping.", said Yang Shang-kun.

Sunddenly Li Peng thought he had just discovered a new world and shouted:
"But listen to me, Comrades. Why don't toss out 100 one yuan bills, we'll
make 100 persons happy!"

The stewart overheard the conversation and said to the three: "I have
an even better idea. Why don't all of you jump out from the window ?
You will make 1.1 billion people happy!!"
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