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From: rubik%bucsb.BU.EDU@bu-it.bu.edu (vadim maystrovsky)
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Subject: Boomerang's tough luck
Keywords: chuckle
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Date: 13 Aug 89 23:30:04 GMT
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An Australian farmer is sitting on a stone near his farm, all in blood and
crying. His neighbor is passing by.

"What's wrong?" the neighbor asks.

"I bought a new boomerang," the crying guy answered.

"So, why are you crying?" the neighbor asks again.

"I cannot throw away the old one..."

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