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From: jharkins@sagpd1.UUCP (Physically phfffft)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc
Subject: 4 sail
Keywords: tongue, cheek
Message-ID: <460@sagpd1.UUCP>
Date: 18 Aug 89 18:23:18 GMT
Organization: Scientific Atlanta-GPD, San Diego
Lines: 31

I have the following items for sale for a short time only.  All sales are
cash only, small unmarked bills preferred.
	
Alpha wave generator designed such that, if you take a survey
	on some of your more controversial actions, you can
	easily explain away or ignore votes against your position	$20

Mantra to chant when using generator above, in case the votes are 
	running more than 2 to 1 against you.				$40

Asbestos blinders, so you don't need to worry about flames
	directed in your direction					$20

Kill file with the words "for", "sale", "enduvyearclearance",
	"onetimeonly", "wattadeal" in it.				$50

Program to detect any of these words in the kill file and, when
	found, to flood the poster's system administrator's mbox
	with demands the poster be kicked off the system.		$2,000

Radio Shack TRS-80 personal computer, Model I Level II, with 48K RAM,
	cassette tape interface, 300 baud external modem, expansion
	interface.  Software includes Electric Pencil, RS-plan,
	RS-checkbook, Hunt the Wampus, Life, Towers of Hanoi, more!
	Hurry, this baby won't last long!  Originally cost over
	$3,000, a real steal at only					$2799! 

								
								jim

					"Only dead fish go with the flow"