Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request
From: wang@brauer.harvard.edu (Yang Wang)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Poor old Dan Again
Keywords: topical, smirk
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Date: 13 Aug 89 07:20:04 GMT
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The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic
of China to find out who is really in charge. Asked whether in the
current reign of terror it might be unsafe for our beloved VP to go,
John Sununu, the White House Chief of Staff, answered : 'Oh no no,
in China they only persecute intellectuals'.

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