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From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Plastics....
Keywords: heard it, chuckle, sexual
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Date: 14 Aug 89 10:30:04 GMT
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An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.  
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and
he falls.  As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to
him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick,
it wouldn't slip."
 
The old man snaps back: "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven
years ago, I would have a seat today."







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