Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!clyde!mcdchg!fbog!dbk
From: dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga
Subject: DKFRAAA
Summary: Beasts are on the loose
Message-ID: <1584@fbog.UUCP>
Date: 3 Dec 88 04:22:40 GMT
Reply-To: dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG)
Followup-To: comp.sys.amiga
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Organization: Motorola Microcomputer Division, Tempe, Az.
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[Warning: The Sturgeon General has found that reading the following may
          cause serious injury to your sense of humor]



   * * * David Kinzer Freely Reuseable Amiga Animal Acronyms * * *








RATS - Really Awesome Technical Support
COWS - Commodore Overtime Working Stiffs
TIGERS - Totally Intense Guru Eradicating Reaction Squad
MICE - Master Intellect Computer Enginereers
RABBITS - Running After Bad Bytes In The Software
HOGS - Hardware Of Great Speed / Hackers Of Great Software
BIRDS - Best In Real Developer Support
SHEEP - Super Hackers Eradicating Erronious Programs
FISH - Sorry, taken. (Hi Fred!) (Would have been First In Superior Hardware)
DUCKS - Dreaming Up Completely Killer Software
GEESE - Giving Enthusiastic Educators Superior Electronics
FROGS - Fast Reaction Omnipotent Guru Stompers
OTTERS - Official Technical Trainers Educating Regressive Simpletons (like me) 
SEALS - Super Efficient Amiga Loving Seers
HORSES - Hardware Oriented Really Super Enthusiest Support
PONYS - Putting Out Next Year's Systems
LIONS - Little Icons Only, No Software
BEARS - Beautifully Elegant And Robust Software
MONKEYS - Mocking Other Nasty Kernals Emasculating Yonder Systems
PENGUINS - Putting Every Nasty Guru Upset Into Null Swiftly
RACOONS - Reading Amazing Computing Only On Night Shifts
SLOTHS - Superior Logic On The Hardware Side
GULLS - Guru Understudys Learning Lasting Skills
HAMSTERS - Hopeless Amiga Maniacs Seeking Technical Education Real Soon
IGUANAS - Into Giving Users And Novices Awesome Support 
SKUNKS - Swift Kernal Understanding Needed Kind Sirs


These add to the previously seen:

CATS - Commodore Amiga Technical Support     (Not Freely Reuseable)
DOGS - Developers Of Great Software          (Probably not)
GOATS - Gladly Offering All Their Support    (If you must)
GERBILS - Gladly Educating Real Beginners In Latest Software (Maybe)
LAMBS - Learning Amiga Merit Badge System    (An Idea Who's Time Has Come)

Enjoy!


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