Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!clyde!mcdchg!fbog!dbk From: dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG) Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga Subject: DKFRAAA Summary: Beasts are on the loose Message-ID: <1584@fbog.UUCP> Date: 3 Dec 88 04:22:40 GMT Reply-To: dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG) Followup-To: comp.sys.amiga Distribution: na Organization: Motorola Microcomputer Division, Tempe, Az. Lines: 57 [Warning: The Sturgeon General has found that reading the following may cause serious injury to your sense of humor] * * * David Kinzer Freely Reuseable Amiga Animal Acronyms * * * RATS - Really Awesome Technical Support COWS - Commodore Overtime Working Stiffs TIGERS - Totally Intense Guru Eradicating Reaction Squad MICE - Master Intellect Computer Enginereers RABBITS - Running After Bad Bytes In The Software HOGS - Hardware Of Great Speed / Hackers Of Great Software BIRDS - Best In Real Developer Support SHEEP - Super Hackers Eradicating Erronious Programs FISH - Sorry, taken. (Hi Fred!) (Would have been First In Superior Hardware) DUCKS - Dreaming Up Completely Killer Software GEESE - Giving Enthusiastic Educators Superior Electronics FROGS - Fast Reaction Omnipotent Guru Stompers OTTERS - Official Technical Trainers Educating Regressive Simpletons (like me) SEALS - Super Efficient Amiga Loving Seers HORSES - Hardware Oriented Really Super Enthusiest Support PONYS - Putting Out Next Year's Systems LIONS - Little Icons Only, No Software BEARS - Beautifully Elegant And Robust Software MONKEYS - Mocking Other Nasty Kernals Emasculating Yonder Systems PENGUINS - Putting Every Nasty Guru Upset Into Null Swiftly RACOONS - Reading Amazing Computing Only On Night Shifts SLOTHS - Superior Logic On The Hardware Side GULLS - Guru Understudys Learning Lasting Skills HAMSTERS - Hopeless Amiga Maniacs Seeking Technical Education Real Soon IGUANAS - Into Giving Users And Novices Awesome Support SKUNKS - Swift Kernal Understanding Needed Kind Sirs These add to the previously seen: CATS - Commodore Amiga Technical Support (Not Freely Reuseable) DOGS - Developers Of Great Software (Probably not) GOATS - Gladly Offering All Their Support (If you must) GERBILS - Gladly Educating Real Beginners In Latest Software (Maybe) LAMBS - Learning Amiga Merit Badge System (An Idea Who's Time Has Come) Enjoy! | // You've heard of CATS and DOGS, I'm from GOATS, Dave Kinzer | | // Gladly Offering All Their Support! noao!nud!fbog!dbk | | \X/ "My employer's machine, my opinion." (602) 897-3085 |