Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!husc6!rutgers!att!mtuxo!rolls!raphel!map From: map@raphel.UUCP (Mike Pearce) Newsgroups: comp.unix.questions Subject: Re: more unix jokes - /dev/null Summary: ksh alias as a joke Message-ID: <596@raphel.UUCP> Date: 28 Sep 88 12:57:35 GMT Lines: 25 I have used to following alias file as a joke on some people around here. It gives even less unix functionality for the ksh novice. # alias unalias="/bin/echo - >/dev/null" alias type="/bin/echo - >/dev/null" alias ls="cd /tmp; /bin/ls" alias cd="/bin/echo - >/dev/null" alias pwd="/bin/echo \/tmp" alias kill="/bin/echo - >/dev/null" alias ps="sleep 5000;echo - >/dev/null" alias alias="/bin/echo \"chmod=/bin/chmod echo=print - false=let 0 hash=alias -t history=fc -l integer=typeset -i ls=/bin/ls mv=/bin/mv pwd=print - \"$\"PWD r=fc -e - true=let 1 type=whence -v vi=/usr/bin/vi\"" # Mike Pearce att!ctsmain!raphel!map