Path: utzoo!utgpu!water!watmath!clyde!att!pacbell!lll-tis!helios.ee.lbl.gov!pasteur!agate!ig!uwmcsd1!mailrus!iuvax!pur-ee!a.cs.uiuc.edu!uxc.cso.uiuc.edu!uxf.cso.uiuc.edu!ps239 From: ps239@uxf.cso.uiuc.edu Newsgroups: sci.electronics Subject: Re: Insult Message-ID: <44900001@uxf.cso.uiuc.edu> Date: 6 Jul 88 21:16:00 GMT Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #N:uxf.cso.uiuc.edu:44900001:000:743 Nf-From: uxf.cso.uiuc.edu!ps239 Jul 6 16:16:00 1988 /* Written 2:46 pm Jun 30, 1988 by jsp@sp7040.UUCP in uxf.cso.uiuc.edu:rec.humor */ /* ---------- "Re: Insult" ---------- */ In article <295@richp1.UUCP>, craig@richp1.UUCP (Craig Peterson Counsultant) writes: > BUT have you heard about coyote ugly? That's where you wake > up in the morning, and notice that there is an UGLY woman > sleeping in the bed with her head on your arm. You'd rather > gnaw off your arm than wake her up. (Hense the coyote..) The obvious next in line joke is. Q: If you know what coyote ugly is, what is double coyote ugly? A: After you've left you chew off the other arm just in case she's looking for someone with one arm. -- Johnnie -- /* End of text from uxf.cso.uiuc.edu:rec.humor */