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From: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.sys.amiga,comp.fonts,alt.aquaria,alt.config
Subject: Re: Richard the fool (was Re: Charleen the f***head)
Summary: Since we're dwelling on irrelevance....
Keywords: Charleen is K*nt in drag, and causes cancer as well.
Message-ID: <6438@well.UUCP>
Date: 4 Jul 88 06:46:41 GMT
References: <4674@gryphon.CTS.COM> <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu>
Reply-To: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Followup-To: alt.test
Organization: "I don't like pink....."
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Quote: "I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes."  -- Vila
	"Have you considered amputation?"  -- Avon

In article <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu> kent@cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>In article <4674@gryphon.CTS.COM> richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton) writes:
>>In article <4611@zodiac.UUCP> cbunjiov@ads.com (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes:
>>>I'm just killing time, waiting for the next yummy
>>>slug recipe.  Then I'll be off.
>>
>>Look [expletive deleted];
>>
>>You're not the slightest bit amusing, you have nothing to say of any merit
>>(or Merrit, for that matter); and your sucking up to the wrong end of a
>>bus exhaust has got all of us disgusted. Now why dont you 1) Unsubscribe,
>>2) Leave the net, TONIGHT, 3) kill yourself, preferably in that order. Then
>>you will have all the time you need to sit in a corner and colour colouring
>>books like the silly little [expletive deleted] that you are.
>>
>
>Has anyone  besides me noticed   that Richard's toilet  training  failed to
>take, and that he is busily turning himself into  an object of derision and
>pity all over the net?  I deeply regret any moments  in  which I might have
>treated him as  a worthwhile human  being, and promise  not to  repeat such
>errors  in the  future.  [ ... ]

	^ ^ ^  An exceprt from Carl French's latest film.   ^ ^ ^

	"Carl, we're all a bit mystified by your claim that your latest film
stars Marylin Monroe."
	"It does, yes."
	"Who died over twenty years ago."
	"That's correct."
	"Are you lying?"
	"...No, no.  It's just that she's very much in the public eye at the
moment."
	"Does she have a big part?"
	"She *is* the star of the film."
	"...And dead."
	".......Well, we dug her up and gave her a screen test -- a mere
formality in her case... uh.."
	"Can she still act?"
	"....Well, she still that this enormous, a kind of indefineable....
uh.....  No."
	"Was decomposition a problem?"
	"We did have to put her in the fridge between takes."
	"What sorts of things does she do in the film?"
	"Well, we've got her lying on beds, lying on the floor, falling out
of cupboards, scaring the children...."
	"But surely Miss Monroe was cremated."
	"...... Well, we had to use a stand-in for some of the more
*visible* shots."
	"Ah!  Another actress."
	"*Dead* actress, but Monroe was in shot the whole time."
	"How?"
	"...Well, in the fire grate, in the ashtray, in the vacuum
cleaner..."
	"So Marylin does not appear in the film."
	"Not as such....."

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