Xref: utzoo talk.bizarre:15181 comp.sys.amiga:20774 comp.fonts:217 alt.aquaria:666 alt.config:397 Path: utzoo!hoptoad!well!ewhac From: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.sys.amiga,comp.fonts,alt.aquaria,alt.config Subject: Re: Richard the fool (was Re: Charleen the f***head) Summary: Since we're dwelling on irrelevance.... Keywords: Charleen is K*nt in drag, and causes cancer as well. Message-ID: <6438@well.UUCP> Date: 4 Jul 88 06:46:41 GMT References: <4674@gryphon.CTS.COM> <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu> Reply-To: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) Followup-To: alt.test Organization: "I don't like pink....." Lines: 61 Quote: "I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes." -- Vila "Have you considered amputation?" -- Avon In article <5719@xanth.cs.odu.edu> kent@cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) writes: >In article <4674@gryphon.CTS.COM> richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton) writes: >>In article <4611@zodiac.UUCP> cbunjiov@ads.com (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes: >>>I'm just killing time, waiting for the next yummy >>>slug recipe. Then I'll be off. >> >>Look [expletive deleted]; >> >>You're not the slightest bit amusing, you have nothing to say of any merit >>(or Merrit, for that matter); and your sucking up to the wrong end of a >>bus exhaust has got all of us disgusted. Now why dont you 1) Unsubscribe, >>2) Leave the net, TONIGHT, 3) kill yourself, preferably in that order. Then >>you will have all the time you need to sit in a corner and colour colouring >>books like the silly little [expletive deleted] that you are. >> > >Has anyone besides me noticed that Richard's toilet training failed to >take, and that he is busily turning himself into an object of derision and >pity all over the net? I deeply regret any moments in which I might have >treated him as a worthwhile human being, and promise not to repeat such >errors in the future. [ ... ] ^ ^ ^ An exceprt from Carl French's latest film. ^ ^ ^ "Carl, we're all a bit mystified by your claim that your latest film stars Marylin Monroe." "It does, yes." "Who died over twenty years ago." "That's correct." "Are you lying?" "...No, no. It's just that she's very much in the public eye at the moment." "Does she have a big part?" "She *is* the star of the film." "...And dead." ".......Well, we dug her up and gave her a screen test -- a mere formality in her case... uh.." "Can she still act?" "....Well, she still that this enormous, a kind of indefineable.... uh..... No." "Was decomposition a problem?" "We did have to put her in the fridge between takes." "What sorts of things does she do in the film?" "Well, we've got her lying on beds, lying on the floor, falling out of cupboards, scaring the children...." "But surely Miss Monroe was cremated." "...... Well, we had to use a stand-in for some of the more *visible* shots." "Ah! Another actress." "*Dead* actress, but Monroe was in shot the whole time." "How?" "...Well, in the fire grate, in the ashtray, in the vacuum cleaner..." "So Marylin does not appear in the film." "Not as such....." _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Leo L. Schwab -- The Guy in The Cape INET: well!ewhac@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU \_ -_ Recumbent Bikes: UUCP: pacbell > !{well,unicom}!ewhac O----^o The Only Way To Fly. hplabs / (pronounced "AE-wack") "Hmm, you're right. Air is made up of suspended meat loaf." -- Josh Siegel