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Subject: Re: Insult
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Date: 6 Jul 88 21:16:00 GMT
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/* Written  2:46 pm  Jun 30, 1988 by jsp@sp7040.UUCP in uxf.cso.uiuc.edu:rec.humor */
/* ---------- "Re: Insult" ---------- */
In article <295@richp1.UUCP>, craig@richp1.UUCP (Craig Peterson Counsultant) writes:
> BUT have you heard about coyote ugly?  That's where you wake
> up in the morning, and notice that there is an UGLY woman
> sleeping in the bed with her head on your arm.  You'd rather
> gnaw off your arm than wake her up.  (Hense the coyote..)

	The obvious next in line joke is.  

	Q:  If you know what coyote ugly is, what is double coyote ugly?

	A:  After you've left you chew off the other arm just in case
	    she's looking for someone with one arm.

				--  Johnnie  --
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