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From: tli@castor.usc.edu (Tony Li)
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Subject: Re: DEC error messages (was foo?)
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Date: Mon, 29-Dec-86 19:00:34 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 29 19:00:34 1986
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In article <892@ulowell.UUCP> page@ulowell.UUCP (Bob Page) writes:
    
    DEC's OS/8 had three ways to invoke TECO - they were TECO, MAKE and
    MUNG.  If that in itself was not funny, if you ever typed:
    	MAKE LOVE
    You would get the response:
    	Not war?
    and TECO would then fire up as usual.
    
    Alas - I can find nothing funny about VMS.  DEC goes corporate.
    
Actually, this still works under VMS.

For more humor in VMS, though, you have to dig a little deeper.
F'rinstance, with V4.0 there are now two new internal structs for some
of the security code called KGB and CIA.

;-)