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Subject: another trainorian dialogue
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Date: Tue, 16-Dec-86 01:03:57 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 16 01:03:57 1986
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The setting is a Music+ store on Wilshire Blvd. Racks of
assorted videos, albums, and CDs can be seen. A cheery
chap, let's call him Biff, is looking through the racks.
A store clerk flanks Biff on his left.
clerk: May i take your backpack?
Biff: You can't take anything of mine!
clerk: I'm sorry but it's store policy. Please give me your backpack.
<>
clerk: Sir. Backpacks are not allowed in the store.
Biff: <> Why don't you take her bag?
clerk: Purses are ok, backpacks are not.
Biff: It's a purse.
clerk: No it isn't--it's a backpack.
<>
clerk: Would you like to leave the store?
Biff: No, I would not.
<>
clerk: A...
Biff: Look, <> the law does not define what a purse is,
so why don't you go away.
clerk: Oh my god.
Score--Biff 1, clerk 0. Clerk follows Biff around the store for 10 minutes.
Tomorrow, Biff vs. the Clerk, pt. II.