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From: smith@ncoast.UUCP (Phil Smith)
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Subject: Re: Most Often Used LIES
Message-ID: <875@ncoast.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 30-Oct-85 23:42:40 EST
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Posted: Wed Oct 30 23:42:40 1985
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> Article <414@cylixd.UUCP>
> From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)

> 
> The three famous most-often-used lies are:
> 
> (1) "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning."
> (2) "The check is in the mail."
> (3) "We are from the government, and we are here to help you."
> 
> To which I might add a few of my own:
> 
my favorite is:

  (*) "Trust me" sometimes used with the addendum 
      "would I lie to you ?"