Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site topaz.RUTGERS.EDU Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!pyrnj!topaz!steiner From: steiner@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Dave Steiner) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Dave Barry in print Message-ID: <4115@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 16:35:22 EDT Article-I.D.: topaz.4115 Posted: Thu Oct 24 16:35:22 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Oct-85 07:16:12 EDT Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J. Lines: 27 (Ha on all those people who think that this is complaining about posting Dave Barry articles.) Just noticed the other day that Dave has a new book out in the stores. It's called "Stay Fit & Healthy until You're Dead". It's put out by Rodale Press, $4.95. ISBN 0-87857-570-7. Very funny stuff. For those of you who don't know he also has two other books out; "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex; How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home" and "The Taming of the Screw; Several Million Homeowners' Problems Sidestepped by Dave Barry". Go out a buy yourself a copy!! Now!! And now for the obligatory joke: There were these 3 gorgeous, voluptuous, naked women, one (very happy) man, several large vegetables, and a light bulb. As the man was taking the largest vegetable...Uh...what do you mean I can't post this joke?...what do you mean, not net.jokes?...well, what about all those people who write articles to net.jokes and don't include a joke? I'm making up for them...Ok?...Just this once?...I promise, I won't let it happen again... Seesh...Ah, let's see now...where was I...Ah, Ah, Rats, now I've forgotten the joke...sorry. -- ds uucp: ...{harvard, seismo, ut-sally, sri-iu, ihnp4!packard}!topaz!steiner arpa: Steiner@RUTGERS