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Subject: Re: Zappa's Corner
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Date: Tue, 29-Oct-85 17:26:30 EST
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Posted: Tue Oct 29 17:26:30 1985
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	The Muffin Man is seated at the table of the Utility Muffin 
Research Kitchen.  Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers
an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, and brushing his spatula
aside proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt.  He turns to 
us and speaks.

	"Some people like cupcakes exclusively.  I, myself, care
	 less for them."  

	Gracefully twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged
icing anointment utensil, he puts forth a quarter ounce green rosette near 
the summit of a dense, but radiant muffin of his own design.  Later he says,

	"Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
	 there is not, nor ought there be, nothing on the face of 
	 God's great earth as that prince of foods - the muffin."


FZ

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