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From: goldman@ittvax.ATC.ITT.UUCP (Ken Goldman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a joke for once
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Date: Thu, 31-Oct-85 13:06:06 EST
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Posted: Thu Oct 31 13:06:06 1985
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered
around him.  Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.

Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time 
before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."

Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."

(from George Burns' new book)