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From: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Geoff Loker)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Boners
Message-ID: <866@utai.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 1-Nov-85 15:35:51 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov  1 15:35:51 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 1-Nov-85 16:27:38 EST
Reply-To: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Geoff Loker)
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Due to the popular response to the few "boners" I gave in my request
for the "History of the World" as mutilated by students, I hereby
present a few more for your enjoyment:

	My father's early life was hard as he had a step father who owned
	a butcher shop.  At five he was up and in the slaughter house
	killing some kind of meat-bearing animal.  He was about fifteen
	when he sold meat from a wagon and a girl used to ask him for a
	piece of balony which later proves to be my mother.

	It was a very cold day.  The feet of the arm of the law were frozen.

	In a limited monarchy, only one man can be king at a time.

	It is important to study History in order that we may learn all
	about our descendants.

	Alexander the Great entered Troy disguised as a wooden horse.

	The United States are mostly populated by people.

	Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen".  As a queen she was a
	success.

	A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing
	the population.

	A martyr is a pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
-- 
Geoff Loker
Department of Computer Science
University of Toronto
Toronto, ON
M5S 1A4

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