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From: hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Most Often Used LIES
Message-ID: <1220@teklds.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 1-Nov-85 19:30:52 EST
Article-I.D.: teklds.1220
Posted: Fri Nov  1 19:30:52 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 3-Nov-85 14:11:27 EST
References: <414@cylixd.UUCP>
Reply-To: hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman)
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Summary: 

In article <414@cylixd.UUCP> dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) writes:
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>The three famous most-often-used lies are:
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>(1) "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning."
>(2) "The check is in the mail."
>(3) "We are from the government, and we are here to help you."
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>To which I might add a few of my own:
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>(4) "Of COURSE the program is fully commented."
>(5) "Well, NOW it's bug-free."
>(6) "He's out of the office right now."
>(7) "We are from DEC, and we're here to fix your computer."
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>Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave)


(8) "I promise I won't come in your mouth."