Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucuxa Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!uiucuxa!rp321 From: rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Three Drunk Mice Message-ID: <19703967@uiucuxa> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 16:34:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucuxa.19703967 Posted: Mon Nov 4 16:34:00 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Nov-85 04:05:11 EST Lines: 16 Nf-ID: #N:uiucuxa:19703967:000:682 Nf-From: uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU!rp321 Nov 4 15:34:00 1985 [ edible ] Three mice were eating corn from Uncle Zeb's moonshine still. Naturally, they got rather tipsy, and soon they started bragging about how brave they were. The first mouse says to the others, "I'm braver than you guys! I'm gonna go to the White House and tell old Ronnie what a jerk he is!" The second one says, "Oh yeah? That ain't nothing! I'm going to the Kremlin and tell Gorbachev what a jerk I think HE is!" The third one, a little tipsier than the others, says, "Come on! You're all wimps!! I'm going up to the house -- and kill Uncle Zeb's tomcat!" Russell J. Price { ihnp4, pur-ee, convex }!uiucdcs!uiucuxa!rp321 rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU