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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Groaner
Message-ID: <1658@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 5-Nov-85 12:55:32 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov  5 12:55:32 1985
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This frog walks into a bank to get a loan.  He steps up to the
counter and asks for an application from the clerk, Patty Wack.
"Hi, I'd like to fill out an application for a loan", said
the frog.  Patty Wack replied, "Do you have any collateral for
this loan;  something to stand against your loan."  The frog
replied, "All I have is this statue of a unicorn."  "Well,
I don't know," said Patty Wack, "I'll have to ask the manager about 
this."  Patty Wack goes to see the bank manager.  The bank manager
looks at the statue and replies, "Knick Knack Patty Wack,
give the frog a loan."