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From: roy@codas.UUCP (Roy Gatewood)
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Subject: Greatest Invention In The World
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Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 14:26:37 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 24 14:26:37 1985
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Three guys were talking about the greatest invention in the world:

First guy sais  "Television is the greatest invention in the world,
		 you can communicate with everybody in the world,
		 almost instantaneously".
Second guy sais "Nah, the computer is the greatest invention in the
		 world, it does all the work for you, and can communicate
		 to everyone".
Third guy sais  "Nah, y'all are wrong, the thermos bottle is the greatest
		 invention in the world".

The other two guys laughed...
They said "What do you mean"?

Third guy sais "Well, I put my coffee in it in the morining, and it stays
		HOT all day, if I put my cold drink in it in the summer,
		it stays COLD all day".

Second guy sais "So What"?

Third guy sais  "How do it know"?	:-)
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			Roy Gatewood @ AT&T-IS Altamonte Springs, FL
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