Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site cylixd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!akgub!cylixd!dave From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Most Often Used LIES Message-ID: <414@cylixd.UUCP> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 15:25:30 EDT Article-I.D.: cylixd.414 Posted: Thu Oct 24 15:25:30 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Oct-85 04:02:59 EDT Reply-To: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) Organization: RCA Cylix Communications , Memphis, TN Lines: 20 The three famous most-often-used lies are: (1) "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning." (2) "The check is in the mail." (3) "We are from the government, and we are here to help you." To which I might add a few of my own: (4) "Of COURSE the program is fully commented." (5) "Well, NOW it's bug-free." (6) "He's out of the office right now." (7) "We are from DEC, and we're here to fix your computer." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave) (The views expressed herein are the exclusive property of Dave Kirby. Any person, living or dead, found with the same or similar opinions will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of law.)