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From: andrews@yale.ARPA (Thomas O. Andrews)
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Subject: Offensive to engineers
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Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 16:27:15 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 24 16:27:15 1985
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Yet another mathematician-physicist-engineer joke:


A student poses the following problem to three scientists:

		evaluate integral(1/(dx))

Responses:

Mathematician: (cruel laughter, as if question was meaningless.)
Physicist: (after a pause as he looks at the problem)  Well, I
	think you might have an interesting idea here. 
Engineer: (scratching his head)  Christ, I used to know how to do that.



 
-- 
					      Thomas Andrews

17?  My dear, what worthless, superstitious nonsense!