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From: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman)
Newsgroups: net.works
Subject: Re: labs.general
Message-ID: <950@mako.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 22:50:01 EST
Article-I.D.: mako.950
Posted: Mon Nov  4 22:50:01 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 6-Nov-85 00:19:51 EST
References: <27815@plnapc.UUCP> <2704@brl-tgr.ARPA>
Reply-To: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman)
Distribution: na
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
Lines: 24
Summary: 

>>
>>     Distribution: net
>>
>> ** MISSING VCR                         
>> 
>> Will the person(s) who borrowed the VCR from the Employee Relations
>> Department please return it today.  It is urgently needed.
>
>I have checked New Castle county in Delaware with no luck.  It is not in
>either Cecil or Harford counties in Maryland.  I asked in Salem, Camden
>and Monmouth counties in New Jersey about it.  Sorry, no luck.  I'll
>look some more if you want.
>
HEY, THERE, I FOUND IT!!!  Your missing VCR is in WILSONVILLE, OREGON!!!  If
you want it back, send me a negotiable air ticket for it.  By the way, did you
ever consider purchasing the Astoria Bridge?  I can give you a special deal as
soon as I get the air fare for your VCR...

(N.B.:  I did shorten the distribution to ``na''.  No sense making all those
 overseas calls since we have finally located your VCR.)
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