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From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (JB)
Newsgroups: net.motss
Subject: Re: Thus saith the Lord
Message-ID: <1312@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 9-Nov-85 21:31:59 EST
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Posted: Sat Nov  9 21:31:59 1985
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[Don't you just love these folks?  I mean, literally. ;-)]

From: notes@isucs1.UUCP, Message-ID: <482@isucs1.UUCP>:
>
>             Thus saith the Lord ...
>
>     Romans I
>     ...  and even their men did turn from the natural use of women,
>     and burned in lust one toward another, working that which is
>     unseemly.
>
>     Isiah
>     ... But if thou shall turn away from thy wicked ways, I will
>     have mercy on thee and wil heal your land and you shall be my
>     children and I shall be your God.

Well, that sure is enough for me.  Guess I'll change my life now.
I'll be unsubscribing from net.motss and signing up for net.I.cant.
believe.I.ever.did.that.

Oh, but Wait:  I've turned *to* "the natural use of women".  None of
that "unseemly" stuff for me.  Does that count?  Do I still get in?
What if I have a note from my mom that says it's ok?

I guess I can stay here after all.  Nevermind.

-- 

--JB         (Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth)

"I once heard the remainder of a colony of ants, which had been partially
 obliterated by a cow's foot, seriously discussing the intentions of the
 gods towards their civilization."   -- Archy the Cockroach