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From: ugmarkj@sunybcs.UUCP (Mark D. Johnson)
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Subject: Re: Classic Cartoon Quotes
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Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 17:59:25 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov  4 17:59:25 1985
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Keywords: Aludium-Pu36-Explosive-Space-Modulator

My favorite is the one with Bugs and the Martian:

Bugs:     Er, pardon me doc, but could you rent me a U-Drive flying saucer?
          I'v gotta get back to the Earth.

Martian:  The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.

Bugs:     Oh well, uh, don't bother then... no point in wasting money on a
          flying saucer when the Earth's not going to be... *toing!*
          Er, pardon me again doc, but, uh, just what did you *mean* by
          that crack about the Earth being *gone*?

Martian:  Oh, uh, I'm going to blow it up.  It obstructs my view of Venus.
          (lights fuse)

Bugs:     It does?!  That's a shame. (snuffs fuse, unscrew... unscrew... )

Martian:  Where's the kaboom?  There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering
          kaboom! The Aludium-Pu36-Explosive-Space-Modulator!  That creature
          has stolen the Space-Modulator!  Delays, delays...



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