Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site bsdpkh.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!akguc!codas!bsdpkh!emerson From: emerson@bsdpkh.UUCP (Paul Emerson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Greatest Invention In The World Message-ID: <117@bsdpkh.UUCP> Date: Fri, 25-Oct-85 15:12:29 EST Article-I.D.: bsdpkh.117 Posted: Fri Oct 25 15:12:29 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 29-Oct-85 01:18:23 EST References: <320@codas.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: AT&T-IS (SDSS), Orlando Fl. Lines: 33 > Three guys were talking about the greatest invention in the world: > > First guy sais "Television is the greatest invention in the world, > you can communicate with everybody in the world, > almost instantaneously". > Second guy sais "Nah, the computer is the greatest invention in the > world, it does all the work for you, and can communicate > to everyone". > Third guy sais "Nah, y'all are wrong, the thermos bottle is the greatest > invention in the world". > > The other two guys laughed... > They said "What do you mean"? > > Third guy sais "Well, I put my coffee in it in the morining, and it stays > HOT all day, if I put my cold drink in it in the summer, > it stays COLD all day". > > Second guy sais "So What"? > > Third guy sais "How do it know"? :-) > -- > Roy Gatewood @ AT&T-IS Altamonte Springs, FL > ...{ihnp4|akguc|attmail|indra!koura}!codas!roy *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** Hey Roy, Is part of the joke the fact you can't spell "says" or you just don't know how to use spell(1)? Paul Emerson ...{ihnp4|akguc|attmail|indra!koura}!codas!bsdpkh!emerson