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From: musleh@uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Timeless Joke
Message-ID: <104100033@uiucuxc>
Date: Fri, 1-Nov-85 17:01:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov  1 17:01:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU!musleh    Nov  1 16:01:00 1985


timeless joke....

      Did you ever have to carry a clock because your watch was 
  broken, well......


               Lately the batteries in my watch ran out and it
             was being a big pain in the ass to not know what time
             it was.  Thinking about it I took the clock out of
             my TIME desk clock ( they give them to whoever buys
             a subscription to thier magazine ) and started carrying
             that around with me.  Upon further thought I decided it
             would be great if I could just embed the clock i my hand and
             I wouldn't have to carry it around any longer....but then 
             I would have too much time on my hands!

       sorry, bad joke---cute though uh?