Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sunybcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!sunybcs!ugmarkj From: ugmarkj@sunybcs.UUCP (Mark D. Johnson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Classic Cartoon Quotes Message-ID: <2449@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 17:59:25 EST Article-I.D.: sunybcs.2449 Posted: Mon Nov 4 17:59:25 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 5-Nov-85 23:36:05 EST Reply-To: ugmarkj@gort.UUCP (Mark D. Johnson) Distribution: na Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science Lines: 31 Keywords: Aludium-Pu36-Explosive-Space-Modulator My favorite is the one with Bugs and the Martian: Bugs: Er, pardon me doc, but could you rent me a U-Drive flying saucer? I'v gotta get back to the Earth. Martian: The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. Bugs: Oh well, uh, don't bother then... no point in wasting money on a flying saucer when the Earth's not going to be... *toing!* Er, pardon me again doc, but, uh, just what did you *mean* by that crack about the Earth being *gone*? Martian: Oh, uh, I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus. (lights fuse) Bugs: It does?! That's a shame. (snuffs fuse, unscrew... unscrew... ) Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom! The Aludium-Pu36-Explosive-Space-Modulator! That creature has stolen the Space-Modulator! Delays, delays... -- /\ Mark D. Johnson SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science //\\ \\// UUCP: {decvax,dual,rocksanne,watmath,rocksvax}!sunybcs!ugmarkj \/ CSnet: ugmarkj@buffalo, ARPAnet: ugmarkj%buffalo@CSNET-RELAY "...a dimension between stupidity and substance, between science and superficiality, a place we call... The Usenet Zone"