Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site mako.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!tektronix!orca!mako!jans From: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman) Newsgroups: net.works Subject: Re: labs.general Message-ID: <950@mako.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 22:50:01 EST Article-I.D.: mako.950 Posted: Mon Nov 4 22:50:01 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 6-Nov-85 00:19:51 EST References: <27815@plnapc.UUCP> <2704@brl-tgr.ARPA> Reply-To: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman) Distribution: na Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 24 Summary: >> >> Distribution: net >> >> ** MISSING VCR >> >> Will the person(s) who borrowed the VCR from the Employee Relations >> Department please return it today. It is urgently needed. > >I have checked New Castle county in Delaware with no luck. It is not in >either Cecil or Harford counties in Maryland. I asked in Salem, Camden >and Monmouth counties in New Jersey about it. Sorry, no luck. I'll >look some more if you want. > HEY, THERE, I FOUND IT!!! Your missing VCR is in WILSONVILLE, OREGON!!! If you want it back, send me a negotiable air ticket for it. By the way, did you ever consider purchasing the Astoria Bridge? I can give you a special deal as soon as I get the air fare for your VCR... (N.B.: I did shorten the distribution to ``na''. No sense making all those overseas calls since we have finally located your VCR.) -- :::::: Artificial Intelligence Machines --- Smalltalk Project :::::: :::::: Jan Steinman Box 1000, MS 61-405 (w)503/685-2956 :::::: :::::: tektronix!tekecs!jans Wilsonville, OR 97070 (h)503/657-7703 ::::::