Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site daemen.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucdavis!lll-crg!seismo!rochester!rocksanne!sunybcs!daemen!wersan From: wersan@daemen.UUCP (John Slasher Wersan III) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Stupid Statements Message-ID: <1308@daemen.UUCP> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 22:24:36 EDT Article-I.D.: daemen.1308 Posted: Thu Oct 24 22:24:36 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Oct-85 08:46:57 EDT Distribution: na Organization: Daemen College, Computer Science Department, Buffalo, NY Lines: 42 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR STUPID MESSAGE *** Did you ever stop to think of the stupid statements some people make. "I Love Downhill Sking" -It would be a real bitch to uphill ski. "You can ski uphill" -RIGHT! with a rocket pack up your ass!!! "Do you have your own stuff, or do you rent" -Damn How do you take a piss!?!?! "What year is it??" -Where the hell have you been!?!?!? Can you come up with any others. (O.K. so some of these don't make sense, but then neither do I) -- John Wersan UUCP : {decvax,dual,rocksanne,rocksvax}!sunybcs!daemen!wersan inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan "Any statements made are not mine, this computer has me mistaken for someone else, of lower intelligence." "The doctor said I had dain bramage... But my friends don't know what 'dat shit is"