Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site saber.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!ucdavis!ucbvax!decvax!decwrl!sun!saber!skinner From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Two linerSubject: Re: Two liner Message-ID: <1852@saber.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 12:27:22 EST Article-I.D.: saber.1852 Posted: Mon Nov 4 12:27:22 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Nov-85 06:17:50 EST References: <349@codas.UUCP> <138@vcvax1.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA Lines: 22 > > Sebz bar bs bhe rk-pnyvsbeavnaf: > > > > D: Ubj znal Pnyvsbeavnaf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtugohyo? > > > > N: Svir. Bar gb qb gur jbex, naq sbhe gb funer gur rkcrevrapr. > Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three, one to screw in the bulb, and two to chase away all the Californians that came to experience it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is long distance and Americans think 100 years is a long time. Name: Robert Skinner Snail: Saber Technology, 2381 Bering Drive, San Jose, California 95131 AT&T: (408) 945-0518, or 945-9600 (mesg. only) UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!saber!skinner ...{amd,ihnp4,ittvax}!saber!skinner