Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sphinx.UChicago.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (JB) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: stupid sayings Message-ID: <1300@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Nov-85 12:40:44 EST Article-I.D.: sphinx.1300 Posted: Thu Nov 7 12:40:44 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 10-Nov-85 06:54:40 EST References: <2493@sjuvax.UUCP>, <238@ucdavis.UUCP> Organization: Wits' End Lines: 17 From: ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (0058), Message-ID: <238@ucdavis.UUCP>: >During the old Rubik's cube fad, when I would solve a cube, people >would ask, "How did you do that?" > >"With my hands" I always liked "How did you sleep?". ("Why, lying down with my eyes closed. How did *you* sleep?") -- --JB (Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth) "I once heard the remainder of a colony of ants, which had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot, seriously discussing the intentions of the gods towards their civilization." -- Archy the Cockroach