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From: rose@sdcsvax.UUCP (Dan Rose)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Kartoon Kwotes / Eisenhower joke
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Date: Sat, 26-Oct-85 04:55:10 EST
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Posted: Sat Oct 26 04:55:10 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 31-Oct-85 20:03:06 EST
Reply-To: rose@sdcsvax.UUCP (Dan Rose)
Organization: EECS Dept. U.C. San Diego
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While we're all talking about cartoons, does anyone remember a
non-Warner Bros. cartoon about a little duck and a large bulldog
named "Chopper"?  I've been trying to remember the name of the
duck for ages -- I remember what he sounded like, but all the
other details escaped me.

Obligatory joke:  (details may be wrong)

	Einstein, Casals, Picasso, and Eisenhower die and go to heaven.
St. Peter is waiting for them, and requests identification.  Einstein,
who is first in line, says "I don't have any ID, but I can explain
the equivalence of matter and energy."  He is given a blackboard and
proceeds to give an eloquent explanation of one of his most famous
theories.
	"Only Einstein himself could explain this so well," says
St. Peter.  "Step right in, professor.  Next?"
	Then Casals, who is next in line, says "I don't have any ID,
but I can play my cello to prove who I am."  He is given a cello
and plays the most beautiful music imaginable.
	"There's no question, you must be Casals," says St. Peter.
"Next?"
	Picasso steps to the gate.  "I don't have any ID, but I can
paint a picture to prove who I am."  He is given some brushes and
paints a spectacular picture.
	"Okay, you're Picasso.  Go right ahead," says St. Peter.
"Next?"
	"I'm Ike Eisenhower," says the former president, "but I
don't have any ID.  How can I prove who I am?"
	"Well," says St. Peter.  "Einstein was just here, and he
discussed some of this theories.  Then there was Casals , who
played the cello for us.  Then Picasso came, and he painted a
picture.  Can you do anything like that?"
	"Who are Einstein, Casals, and Picasso?" asks Eisenhower.
	St. Peter looks at him and says,

	"Mr. President, go right in."

-- 
			Dan (not Broadway Danny) Rose
			rose@UCSD