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From: steiner@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Dave Steiner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: Dave Barry in print
Message-ID: <4115@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 16:35:22 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 24 16:35:22 1985
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(Ha on all those people who think that this is complaining about
posting Dave Barry articles.)

Just noticed the other day that Dave has a new book out in the stores.
It's called "Stay Fit & Healthy until You're Dead".  It's put out by
Rodale Press, $4.95.  ISBN 0-87857-570-7.  Very funny stuff.  For
those of you who don't know he also has two other books out; "Babies
and Other Hazards of Sex; How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months,
with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home" and "The Taming of the
Screw; Several Million Homeowners' Problems Sidestepped by Dave
Barry".  Go out a buy yourself a copy!! Now!!

And now for the obligatory joke:

There were these 3 gorgeous, voluptuous, naked women, one (very happy)
man, several large vegetables, and a light bulb.  As the man was
taking the largest vegetable...Uh...what do you mean I can't post this
joke?...what do you mean, not net.jokes?...well, what about all those
people who write articles to net.jokes and don't include a joke?  I'm
making up for them...Ok?...Just this once?...I promise, I won't let it
happen again... Seesh...Ah, let's see now...where was I...Ah, Ah,
Rats, now I've forgotten the joke...sorry.
-- 
ds

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