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From: wersan@daemen.UUCP (John Slasher Wersan III)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Stupid Statements
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Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 22:24:36 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 24 22:24:36 1985
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR STUPID MESSAGE ***



	Did you ever stop to think of the stupid
	statements some people make.



		"I Love Downhill Sking"

			-It would be a real bitch to
			 uphill ski.

		"You can ski uphill"

			-RIGHT! with a rocket pack up your ass!!!

		"Do you have your own stuff, or do you rent"

			-Damn How do you take a piss!?!?!

		"What year is it??"
		
			-Where the hell have you been!?!?!?


		Can you come up with any others.


	(O.K. so some of these don't make sense, but then neither do I)
-- 
          		John Wersan

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				    inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan

"Any statements made are not mine, this computer has me mistaken
 for someone else, of lower intelligence."

	"The doctor said I had dain bramage...
	 But my friends don't know what 'dat shit is"