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From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Stupid Statements
Message-ID: <2478@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 28-Oct-85 19:26:12 EST
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Posted: Mon Oct 28 19:26:12 1985
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References: <1308@daemen.UUCP>
Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
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Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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In article <1308@daemen.UUCP> wersan@daemen.UUCP writes:
>*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR STUPID MESSAGE ***
>
>
>
>	Did you ever stop to think of the stupid
>	statements some people make.
>
>
>
>		"I Love Downhill Sking"
>
>			-It would be a real bitch to
>			 uphill ski.
>
>		"You can ski uphill"
>
>			-RIGHT! with a rocket pack up your ass!!!
>
>		"Do you have your own stuff, or do you rent"
>
>			-Damn How do you take a piss!?!?!
>
>		"What year is it??"
>		
>			-Where the hell have you been!?!?!?
>
>
>		Can you come up with any others.
>
>
>	(O.K. so some of these don't make sense, but then neither do I)
>-- 
>          		John Wersan
>
>UUCP : {decvax,dual,rocksanne,rocksvax}!sunybcs!daemen!wersan	
>				    inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan
>
>"Any statements made are not mine, this computer has me mistaken
> for someone else, of lower intelligence."
>

Several come to mind: 

 (While looking for something:) "I bet it'll be in the last place I
look!" (Of course!--Who would keep looking for something afetr they found
it?)

(While you're doing something fairly obvious...eg. watching TV and someone
enters the room and says:)"Are you watching TV?"

This last one is from my experience working in a Dairy Queen. After I
would make something for someone I would often ask the customer if they
wantd a lid for their sundae, banana split etc. and the overwhelming
response was always "Oh, do have a lid that fits?"--Why else do they think
I'd be asking them??

-- 


Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:

                              Paul Kirsch
                              St. Joseph's University
                              Philadelphia, Pa

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