Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site vax4.fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!bellcore!petrus!sabre!zeta!epsilon!gamma!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!fluke!moriarty From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Brief review of REMO WILLIAMS Message-ID: <2859@vax4.fluke.UUCP> Date: Tue, 29-Oct-85 00:57:11 EST Article-I.D.: vax4.2859 Posted: Tue Oct 29 00:57:11 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 30-Oct-85 00:27:56 EST Distribution: na Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA Lines: 31 A lot of people have been discussing this movie, and so I'm only going to dwell on a point-of-view which not many other people have, i.e. I've read a lot of the Destroyer Series and I like the characters of Chiun and Remo. And while I enjoyed the movie, and I thought both Joel Grey and Fred Ward did a fine job (though I still see Chiun as played by Pat Morita -- especially when he laughs ("He He He")), I felt the tone of the books -- humor, graphic violence, really rotten Bad Guys, and two asassins who dispatch menances with a calm which is hilarious -- was replaced with some of the humor and a James Bond storyline. What annoyed me is that one would think, from the movie, that Sinanju was an ancient art of doing stunts on high places. It's not -- it's a technique for killing people. But we constantly get shots of Fred Ward saving his life through -- luck! Not training, not help from Chiun; just plain baldfaced luck. I was cringing during the scene of Remo riding the log down the wire as the villain fires a rifle at him. Does he uses his talents to keep the log between him and the gunner? No! He just hangs on their while a man with 50 zillion guns misses him like crazy. Shades of the A-Team. Also, Wilfred Brimley plays a nice Wilfred Brimley, but he is NOT Smitty. No way. I've yet to find the actor who could play Smith correctly. I hope they make a sequel (not as much as I hope for a sequel to Buckaroo Banzai, though). But next time, how about a really nasty villain (it's only hinted at, during the computer sequence, how nasty the contractor has gotten), and a bit more Remo/Chiun? "The man pervades London, and no one has heard of him." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA UUCP: {uw-beaver, sun, allegra, sb6, lbl-csam}!fluke!moriarty <*> DISCLAIMER: Do what you want with me, but leave my employers alone! <*>