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From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (JB)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: stupid sayings
Message-ID: <1300@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 7-Nov-85 12:40:44 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov  7 12:40:44 1985
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From: ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (0058), Message-ID: <238@ucdavis.UUCP>:
>During the old Rubik's cube fad, when I would solve a cube, people
>would ask, "How did you do that?"
>
>"With my hands"

I always liked "How did you sleep?".

("Why, lying down with my eyes closed.  How did *you* sleep?")

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--JB         (Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth)

"I once heard the remainder of a colony of ants, which had been partially
 obliterated by a cow's foot, seriously discussing the intentions of the
 gods towards their civilization."   -- Archy the Cockroach