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From: jeball@trwrb.UUCP (Jerome E. Ball)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Accused Fuck Up: Must Read
Message-ID: <1041@trwrb.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 26-Oct-85 12:22:35 EST
Article-I.D.: trwrb.1041
Posted: Sat Oct 26 12:22:35 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 29-Oct-85 01:30:50 EST
Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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  I could not help but post this to the network.  I was on my merry
 way to work last week and heard this one on the news in the am.
 Riding Southbound on the 405 freeway of Love in my Gray Pontiac!
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   An accused in Philly had been arrested for robbery and assault with
 a deadly weapon.  Well when he went to court, he did not like his
 lawyer and asked the judge if he could represent himself, in which the
 judge allowed him to do.
   Well when his trial came to court he was holding down his own in very
 good fashion and may have won his release, till the defendant took the
 stand.  At which time the judge asked her was this person the one that
 robbed her.  She stated yes, i can never forget that face and he was
 the little bastard that robbed and assaulted me.   At which time the
 accused jumped up from his table and yelled, I should have killed you!
 After a long pause he stated, if i had committed the crime?
   After which the judge gave him 15 years for his crime!!
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   So if any of you dear netters out there are going to represent yourself
 in a court of law, when the defendant comes to the stand, keep your cool
 or you can have the upper bunk from this guy.
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 The opinion expressed here are no reflection of my employer or any of their
 associates, nor myself, but they are of the opinion of E.T. on his way
 home!!
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 Jerome E. Ball                               Sex, Drugs, Rock N Roll
 TRW E&DS                                     Punk Funk, Adultry, Molestation
 In Sunny Calif.                              & Aids are the times of the
                                                        "80's"