Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site utai.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsri!utai!gkloker From: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Geoff Loker) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Boners Message-ID: <866@utai.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Nov-85 15:35:51 EST Article-I.D.: utai.866 Posted: Fri Nov 1 15:35:51 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 1-Nov-85 16:27:38 EST Reply-To: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Geoff Loker) Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto Lines: 38 Due to the popular response to the few "boners" I gave in my request for the "History of the World" as mutilated by students, I hereby present a few more for your enjoyment: My father's early life was hard as he had a step father who owned a butcher shop. At five he was up and in the slaughter house killing some kind of meat-bearing animal. He was about fifteen when he sold meat from a wagon and a girl used to ask him for a piece of balony which later proves to be my mother. It was a very cold day. The feet of the arm of the law were frozen. In a limited monarchy, only one man can be king at a time. It is important to study History in order that we may learn all about our descendants. Alexander the Great entered Troy disguised as a wooden horse. The United States are mostly populated by people. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". As a queen she was a success. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population. A martyr is a pile of wood set on fire with a man on top. -- Geoff Loker Department of Computer Science University of Toronto Toronto, ON M5S 1A4 USENET: {ihnp4 decwrl utzoo uw-beaver}!utcsri!utai!gkloker CSNET: gkloker@toronto ARPANET: gkloker.toronto@csnet-relay