Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ncoast.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!cwruecmp!hal!ncoast!smith From: smith@ncoast.UUCP (Phil Smith) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Most Often Used LIES Message-ID: <875@ncoast.UUCP> Date: Wed, 30-Oct-85 23:42:40 EST Article-I.D.: ncoast.875 Posted: Wed Oct 30 23:42:40 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 31-Oct-85 10:01:59 EST References: <414@cylixd.UUCP> Reply-To: smith@ncoast.UUCP (Phil Smith) Distribution: na Organization: Cleveland Public Access UNIX, Cleveland, OH Lines: 16 Summary: > Article <414@cylixd.UUCP> > From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) > > The three famous most-often-used lies are: > > (1) "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning." > (2) "The check is in the mail." > (3) "We are from the government, and we are here to help you." > > To which I might add a few of my own: > my favorite is: (*) "Trust me" sometimes used with the addendum "would I lie to you ?"