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From: rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Three Drunk Mice
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Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 16:34:00 EST
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Three mice were eating corn from Uncle Zeb's moonshine still.  Naturally,
they got rather tipsy, and soon they started bragging about how brave they
were.  The first mouse says to the others, "I'm braver than you guys!  I'm
gonna go to the White House and tell old Ronnie what a jerk he is!"  The
second one says, "Oh yeah?  That ain't nothing!  I'm going to the Kremlin and
tell Gorbachev what a jerk I think HE is!"  The third one, a little tipsier
than the others, says, "Come on!  You're all wimps!!  I'm going up to the
house -- and kill Uncle Zeb's tomcat!"

				Russell J. Price
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