Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucdcs Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan From: mcewan@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A Whale of a Tale Message-ID: <9900391@uiucdcs> Date: Mon, 11-Nov-85 20:47:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.9900391 Posted: Mon Nov 11 20:47:00 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 13-Nov-85 07:22:21 EST References: <9900389@uiucdcs> Lines: 15 Nf-ID: #R:uiucdcs:9900389:uiucdcs:9900391:000:591 Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!mcewan Nov 11 19:47:00 1985 >> The creature in the Sacramento River is indeed a whale, but the one you report >> near South Bend is not a whale at all, but a 40 ton salmon. Caused quite a >> splash at Niagara Falls. > > What??!! A 40 ton salmon???? This is a joke, right? Of course not. What would a joke be doing in net.jokes? Scott McEwan {ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan "A flash in front of my eyes ... I blink ... open my eyes to ... discover I am a dog in a pickup truck full of garbage ... no one but me sees the lid blow off the can ... it's 14 miles to the dump ... this is ... at last ... heaven."