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From: suz@fluke.UUCP (Suzanne Jurgensen)
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Subject: Sam the clam (warning: a groaner)
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Date: Mon, 28-Oct-85 14:06:46 EST
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Posted: Mon Oct 28 14:06:46 1985
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     One day Sam the clam died and went to hell.  Not long afterwards
Vera, his girlfriend, died but went to heaven.  She was devastated
to discover she and Sam would be separated.
     "Don't fret, Vera," said St. Peter.  "We can arrange a visit."
     Some weeks later Vera obtained a weekend pass.  She grabbed her
harp and went to hell, where Sam had opened a disco.  The pair had
such fun, making music, singing, and dancing, that parting was great
sorrow.  
     The next day, St. Peter found Vera in tears and tried to console
her.
     "Go play with the heavenly choir," he said.
     "It's no use, St. Peter," sobbed Vera.  "I've left my harp in
Sam Clam's Disco."