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From: dpb@philabs.UUCP (Paul Benjamin)
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Subject: Lily Tomlin jokes
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Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 14:28:39 EST
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Here are two of her jokes from her Broadway show "The Search for Signs
of Intelligent Life in the Universe":

     "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his
     hands for masturbation."

     "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."