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From: progress@ihuxm.UUCP (mcintosh)
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Subject: Re: Two Liner
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Date: Sat, 2-Nov-85 12:54:26 EST
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> 
> Q: What do you call a traffic jam in East Oakland?
> 
> A: A blood clot!!
> 
>                      (Even more applause)

Q: How do you get the grime out from under your fingernails?

A: Wash your hair