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From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Most Often Used LIES
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Date: Mon, 28-Oct-85 10:42:59 EST
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Posted: Mon Oct 28 10:42:59 1985
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> The three famous most-often-used lies are:
> 
> (1) "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning."
> (2) "The check is in the mail."
> (3) "We are from the government, and we are here to help you."
> 
> To which I might add a few of my own:
> 
> (4) "Of COURSE the program is fully commented."
> (5) "Well, NOW it's bug-free."
> (6) "He's out of the office right now."
> (7) "We are from DEC, and we're here to fix your computer."
> 
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> Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave)

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