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From: devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine)
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: Rambo vs. The Commando -- the result
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Date: Thu, 31-Oct-85 19:35:20 EST
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Posted: Thu Oct 31 19:35:20 1985
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  The silliness continues.  Here is the result of the Rambo vs. The
Commando fight.  After slugging it out over distribution, billing and
choice of directors, the result is

	Rambo		1
	The Commando	2
	No Fight (due to professional courtesy)		1

  So, it's all over but the residuals...

Bob
----------------------- The Votes ---------------------------------------------

From: hao!seismo!harvard!uames (Ames UUCP)
> There's no reason for them to fight, now, is there?  I mean, Rambo and Matrix
> could just bump into each other while fleeing a firefight, in a temporarily
> calm spot... I can just imagine the meeting.
> 
> RAMBO: Uh, hi there, I'm John Rambo.
> MATRIX: Hello. I am John Matrix.
> [They spend a moment checking out each other's weapon collections.]
> RAMBO: I like the Mac-10.
> MATRIX: Yes, it adds a nice touch.
> [Suddenly, a burst of fire goes off near them.]
> MATRIX: Let's party!
> RAMBO: Let's kick some ass!
> [They kill everything, then pause for a moment.]
> M: Very nicely done.
> R: Same to you!
> [They shake hands.]


From: hao!seismo!iuvax!wagle (Perry Wagle)
> Rambo would (unless luck goes against him).  John (Matrix), while showing
> more brains, actually uses less of them and relies much more on the script
> never hitting him with bullets.  Rambo seemed to use more finesse, and
> sneak up on his opponents rather than walking or running by them in full
> view with guns blazing.  They would both die quickly in real life.


From: hao!ihnp4!ukma!sean (Sean Casey)
> Commando would win becuse he can stand in front of 50 soldiers firing
> Uzis from less than a hundred feet away and dodge all the bullets.

From: jsl@princeton.UUCP (Jong Lee)
> It's gotta be the Commando because he can smell his victim/enemy....and the
> way those guys sweat....