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From: jjs@cbdkc1.UUCP ( Jeff Sager x5265 CB 45910 JL)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Duck Joke
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Date: Thu, 7-Nov-85 02:01:29 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov  7 02:01:29 1985
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All these jerks that keep posting about "high" SAT scores just for the
chance to brag about their supposed intelligence remind me of a good joke:

Three men go duck hunting one day.  Two of them are inundated with stories
from the third about his "great" duck hunting abilities.

After a few hours the first two men have bagged a couple of ducks each, but
the braggart hasn't taken a shot.  They question him on this, so he agrees
to show his shooting abilities at the next opportunity.

A few moments later one lone duck comes flying by.  As promised, the braggart
stands up and squeezes off one shot. ... The duck keeps flying!

"Gentlemen, you have just witnessed a miracle" says the braggart pointing
at the receding duck, "for there flys a dead duck".