Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!bellcore!petrus!scherzo!allegra!princeton!astrovax!sjuvax!kirsch From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Stupid Statements Message-ID: <2478@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 28-Oct-85 19:26:12 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2478 Posted: Mon Oct 28 19:26:12 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 30-Oct-85 12:55:58 EST References: <1308@daemen.UUCP> Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch) Distribution: na Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA. Lines: 69 Summary: In article <1308@daemen.UUCP> wersan@daemen.UUCP writes: >*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR STUPID MESSAGE *** > > > > Did you ever stop to think of the stupid > statements some people make. > > > > "I Love Downhill Sking" > > -It would be a real bitch to > uphill ski. > > "You can ski uphill" > > -RIGHT! with a rocket pack up your ass!!! > > "Do you have your own stuff, or do you rent" > > -Damn How do you take a piss!?!?! > > "What year is it??" > > -Where the hell have you been!?!?!? > > > Can you come up with any others. > > > (O.K. so some of these don't make sense, but then neither do I) >-- > John Wersan > >UUCP : {decvax,dual,rocksanne,rocksvax}!sunybcs!daemen!wersan > inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan > >"Any statements made are not mine, this computer has me mistaken > for someone else, of lower intelligence." > Several come to mind: (While looking for something:) "I bet it'll be in the last place I look!" (Of course!--Who would keep looking for something afetr they found it?) (While you're doing something fairly obvious...eg. watching TV and someone enters the room and says:)"Are you watching TV?" This last one is from my experience working in a Dairy Queen. After I would make something for someone I would often ask the customer if they wantd a lid for their sundae, banana split etc. and the overwhelming response was always "Oh, do have a lid that fits?"--Why else do they think I'd be asking them?? -- Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of: Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's University Philadelphia, Pa { astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch Warning: Objects in Terminal Room are Closer than they Appear...