Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site yale.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!yale!andrews From: andrews@yale.ARPA (Thomas O. Andrews) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to engineers Message-ID: <516@yale.ARPA> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 16:27:15 EDT Article-I.D.: yale.516 Posted: Thu Oct 24 16:27:15 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Oct-85 05:17:41 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Yale University CS Dept., New Haven CT Lines: 25 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** Yet another mathematician-physicist-engineer joke: A student poses the following problem to three scientists: evaluate integral(1/(dx)) Responses: Mathematician: (cruel laughter, as if question was meaningless.) Physicist: (after a pause as he looks at the problem) Well, I think you might have an interesting idea here. Engineer: (scratching his head) Christ, I used to know how to do that. -- Thomas Andrews 17? My dear, what worthless, superstitious nonsense!