Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site ittvax.ATC.ITT.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax!decvax!ittatc!ittvax!goldman From: goldman@ittvax.ATC.ITT.UUCP (Ken Goldman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a joke for once Message-ID: <511@ittvax.ATC.ITT.UUCP> Date: Thu, 31-Oct-85 13:06:06 EST Article-I.D.: ittvax.511 Posted: Thu Oct 31 13:06:06 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Nov-85 07:21:14 EST Distribution: net Organization: ITT-ATC, Shelton Ct. Lines: 9 Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after." (from George Burns' new book)