Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site agrigene.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!uwvax!astroatc!nicmad!agrigene!johansen From: johansen@agrigene.UUCP Newsgroups: net.legal Subject: Re: finding toes Message-ID: <232@agrigene.UUCP> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 15:28:16 EDT Article-I.D.: agrigene.232 Posted: Thu Oct 24 15:28:16 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Oct-85 05:32:14 EDT References: <485@unmc.UUCP> <723@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Organization: Agrigenetics Madison,Wi. Lines: 31 > > Recently I found a human toe at a local fast food restaurant. I didn't > suffer any real damage but I would like to sue them for all that I can. I have > several questions. > > 1. Should I try to find a legitamate lawyer... > > 2. How much should I sue for. I'm only in it for the money... > > 3. I didn't really suffer any damages... > > 4. ...if you've heard of [similar] cases...could you please send me all > you know... > > 5. Should I report it to all the news media so I have a better chance of > winning the case or will that allow the company to use some loophole? > > thanx in advance (but you can't have a cut) > David North Personally I think this is rather a bad joke intended to get all sorts of attention and flames. Perhaps Mr North is trying to see how sue happy people are in this country or to find a sue happy lawyer to harass. I cannot imagine that a human toe could hide out very well in any of the foods normally associated with fast food (french fries, burgers etc) except maybe fried chicken. If it were in chicken, he wouldn't have noticed and consumed all but the bones. Besides that, it is hard to imagine how a toe could get into the food supply. (Fingers maybe). i.e. I think this is a hoax!!!!!