Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site lll-crg.ARpA Path: utzoo!linus!gatech!seismo!lll-crg!bandy From: bandy@lll-crg.ARpA (Andrew Scott Beals) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.news.group Subject: tired of Patty O'Furniture, the N top lies, LBJS, unrotted offensive jokes, et al? Message-ID: <973@lll-crg.ARpA> Date: Thu, 7-Nov-85 16:11:27 EST Article-I.D.: lll-crg.973 Posted: Thu Nov 7 16:11:27 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Nov-85 06:02:28 EST Organization: Computation Research Group, Lawrence Livermore Labs Lines: 25 Keywords: moderation,volunteer,fascism:-) Xref: linus net.jokes.d:952 net.news.group:3724 Hi folks, once again, sometime after the semester, we're getting the usual spate of the N greatest lies. We're also getting re-runs of jokes we all saw during the summer and maybe sometime soon some idiot will give us some old LBJS. Well, have I got a deal for you! I want to change all of this. I am volunteering for being the moderator (fascist) of mod.jokes. In addition, I would like to delete net.jokes. (if free-form exists, people aren't going to post to the mod group.. also they might take offense at someone telling them that "Patty O'Furniture" wasn't an original joke) My plan is to weed out duplicates. I also plan on keeping an archive of everything that I get. Suggestions? Comments? -- There once was a thing called a V-2, To pilot which you did not need to-- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. andy beals - bandy@lll-crg.arpa - {seismo,ihnp4!sun,dual}!lll-crg!bandy