Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site asgb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!mit-eddie!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!hao!asgb!devine From: devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Rambo vs. The Commando -- the result Message-ID: <806@asgb.UUCP> Date: Thu, 31-Oct-85 19:35:20 EST Article-I.D.: asgb.806 Posted: Thu Oct 31 19:35:20 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 3-Nov-85 09:41:06 EST Organization: Burroughs Corp. ASG, Boulder Colo. Lines: 48 The silliness continues. Here is the result of the Rambo vs. The Commando fight. After slugging it out over distribution, billing and choice of directors, the result is Rambo 1 The Commando 2 No Fight (due to professional courtesy) 1 So, it's all over but the residuals... Bob ----------------------- The Votes --------------------------------------------- From: hao!seismo!harvard!uames (Ames UUCP) > There's no reason for them to fight, now, is there? I mean, Rambo and Matrix > could just bump into each other while fleeing a firefight, in a temporarily > calm spot... I can just imagine the meeting. > > RAMBO: Uh, hi there, I'm John Rambo. > MATRIX: Hello. I am John Matrix. > [They spend a moment checking out each other's weapon collections.] > RAMBO: I like the Mac-10. > MATRIX: Yes, it adds a nice touch. > [Suddenly, a burst of fire goes off near them.] > MATRIX: Let's party! > RAMBO: Let's kick some ass! > [They kill everything, then pause for a moment.] > M: Very nicely done. > R: Same to you! > [They shake hands.] From: hao!seismo!iuvax!wagle (Perry Wagle) > Rambo would (unless luck goes against him). John (Matrix), while showing > more brains, actually uses less of them and relies much more on the script > never hitting him with bullets. Rambo seemed to use more finesse, and > sneak up on his opponents rather than walking or running by them in full > view with guns blazing. They would both die quickly in real life. From: hao!ihnp4!ukma!sean (Sean Casey) > Commando would win becuse he can stand in front of 50 soldiers firing > Uzis from less than a hundred feet away and dodge all the bullets. From: jsl@princeton.UUCP (Jong Lee) > It's gotta be the Commando because he can smell his victim/enemy....and the > way those guys sweat....