Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!think!mit-eddie!zaphod From: zaphod@mit-eddie.UUCP (Chris Ross) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Funny lies (I thought so) Message-ID: <310@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 19:27:07 EST Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.310 Posted: Mon Nov 4 19:27:07 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Nov-85 03:35:55 EST Distribution: net.jokes Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 19 [ crunch ] I heard an amusing twist on the "three greatest lies" while driving down Rte 128 on a sleepy workday morning. A DJ on a local radio station (WBCN, I think) had brought the subject up with 1. "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." then, realizing that he was committed but unwilling to make an, ahem, fool of himself on the air, followed it with 2. "I promise not to come in the mail." 3. "The check is in your mouth." -- ---------- You are in a maze of twisty little uucp passages, all different... Christopher Ross ...! { genrad | whuxle | ihnp4 } !mit-eddie!zaphod