Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site daemen.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucdavis!lll-crg!seismo!rochester!rocksanne!sunybcs!daemen!wersan From: wersan@daemen.UUCP (John Slasher Wersan III) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A Joke you can tell anyone Message-ID: <1319@daemen.UUCP> Date: Mon, 28-Oct-85 19:43:17 EST Article-I.D.: daemen.1319 Posted: Mon Oct 28 19:43:17 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 3-Nov-85 04:17:31 EST Distribution: na Organization: Daemen College, Computer Science Department, Buffalo, NY Lines: 34 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR DENTIST'S DRILL *** This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth. The woman then says: Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby! To which the dentist replies: Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair. -Stolen from Buddy Hacket -- John Wersan UUCP : {decvax,dual,rocksanne,rocksvax}!sunybcs!daemen!wersan inhp4!kitty!daemen!wersan "Any statements made are not mine, this computer has me mistaken for someone else, of lower intelligence." "The doctor said I had dain bramage... But my friends don't know what 'dat shit is"