Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-ngp.UTEXAS Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!lindley From: lindley@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (John L. Templer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Og, part 2 Message-ID: <2532@ut-ngp.UTEXAS> Date: Sat, 26-Oct-85 20:29:41 EST Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.2532 Posted: Sat Oct 26 20:29:41 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 31-Oct-85 05:50:37 EST Distribution: net Organization: U.Texas Physics Department; Austin, Texas Lines: 29 Recap : We last saw Og leaving the valley of the gummy bears to return to Ytremski in the land of the six-foot chickens. As he leaves, he meets a band of ortho-kittens, who give him generous supplies of moldy wood and old axle grease. Og wakes up the next morning realizing he has spent the night in orgiastic frenzy, satiating his lust for rancid axle grease. He baths in a nearby pool, and continues on his way. He walks the narrow path back home for days, frequently asking passersby for news of his beloved Ytremski. On the dawn of the eighth day, a great big electron swooped down and carried him off to her (its) nest. Was he fated to become hadron bait? Og drew his .44 positron sword and did battle with the electron. After a fierce struggle, the force of weirdness prevailed and Og slew the evil electron. Standing over the body of his fallen enemy, Og says, "That was a big electron." Og turns from the body and realizes he doesn't know the way home from here. He moves off in the most promising direction, towards a city far away on the horizon. There's More Where This Came From, Don't Go Away... -- ~~ John L. Templer, University of Texas at Austin ~~ {allegra,gatech,seismo!ut-sally,vortex}!ut-ngp!lindley All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!