Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site cbdkc1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!jjs From: jjs@cbdkc1.UUCP ( Jeff Sager x5265 CB 45910 JL) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Duck Joke Message-ID: <1203@cbdkc1.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Nov-85 02:01:29 EST Article-I.D.: cbdkc1.1203 Posted: Thu Nov 7 02:01:29 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Nov-85 06:09:52 EST Reply-To: jjs@cbdkc1.UUCP ( Jeff Sager x5265 CB 45910 JL) Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus Lines: 17 All these jerks that keep posting about "high" SAT scores just for the chance to brag about their supposed intelligence remind me of a good joke: Three men go duck hunting one day. Two of them are inundated with stories from the third about his "great" duck hunting abilities. After a few hours the first two men have bagged a couple of ducks each, but the braggart hasn't taken a shot. They question him on this, so he agrees to show his shooting abilities at the next opportunity. A few moments later one lone duck comes flying by. As promised, the braggart stands up and squeezes off one shot. ... The duck keeps flying! "Gentlemen, you have just witnessed a miracle" says the braggart pointing at the receding duck, "for there flys a dead duck".