Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site vax1.fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!amd!pesnta!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!fluke!suz From: suz@fluke.UUCP (Suzanne Jurgensen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Sam the clam (warning: a groaner) Message-ID: <1239@vax1.fluke.UUCP> Date: Mon, 28-Oct-85 14:06:46 EST Article-I.D.: vax1.1239 Posted: Mon Oct 28 14:06:46 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 1-Nov-85 01:49:05 EST Distribution: net Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA Lines: 16 One day Sam the clam died and went to hell. Not long afterwards Vera, his girlfriend, died but went to heaven. She was devastated to discover she and Sam would be separated. "Don't fret, Vera," said St. Peter. "We can arrange a visit." Some weeks later Vera obtained a weekend pass. She grabbed her harp and went to hell, where Sam had opened a disco. The pair had such fun, making music, singing, and dancing, that parting was great sorrow. The next day, St. Peter found Vera in tears and tried to console her. "Go play with the heavenly choir," he said. "It's no use, St. Peter," sobbed Vera. "I've left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco."