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From: emerson@bsdpkh.UUCP (Paul Emerson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Greatest Invention In The World
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Date: Fri, 25-Oct-85 15:12:29 EST
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Posted: Fri Oct 25 15:12:29 1985
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> Three guys were talking about the greatest invention in the world:
> 
> First guy sais  "Television is the greatest invention in the world,
> 		 you can communicate with everybody in the world,
> 		 almost instantaneously".
> Second guy sais "Nah, the computer is the greatest invention in the
> 		 world, it does all the work for you, and can communicate
> 		 to everyone".
> Third guy sais  "Nah, y'all are wrong, the thermos bottle is the greatest
> 		 invention in the world".
> 
> The other two guys laughed...
> They said "What do you mean"?
> 
> Third guy sais "Well, I put my coffee in it in the morining, and it stays
> 		HOT all day, if I put my cold drink in it in the summer,
> 		it stays COLD all day".
> 
> Second guy sais "So What"?
> 
> Third guy sais  "How do it know"?	:-)
> -- 
> 			Roy Gatewood @ AT&T-IS Altamonte Springs, FL
> 			...{ihnp4|akguc|attmail|indra!koura}!codas!roy

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Hey Roy,
	Is part of the joke the fact you can't spell "says" or you
	just don't know how to use spell(1)?

	Paul Emerson 
	...{ihnp4|akguc|attmail|indra!koura}!codas!bsdpkh!emerson