Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site teklds.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!teklds!hankb From: hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Most Often Used LIES Message-ID: <1220@teklds.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Nov-85 19:30:52 EST Article-I.D.: teklds.1220 Posted: Fri Nov 1 19:30:52 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 3-Nov-85 14:11:27 EST References: <414@cylixd.UUCP> Reply-To: hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman) Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 20 Summary: In article <414@cylixd.UUCP> dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) writes: > >The three famous most-often-used lies are: > >(1) "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning." >(2) "The check is in the mail." >(3) "We are from the government, and we are here to help you." > >To which I might add a few of my own: > >(4) "Of COURSE the program is fully commented." >(5) "Well, NOW it's bug-free." >(6) "He's out of the office right now." >(7) "We are from DEC, and we're here to fix your computer." > >----------------------------------------------------------------- >Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave) (8) "I promise I won't come in your mouth."