Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site teddy.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!talcott!panda!teddy!rdp From: rdp@teddy.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to anyone who takes offense to these things Message-ID: <1554@teddy.UUCP> Date: Thu, 31-Oct-85 10:45:05 EST Article-I.D.: teddy.1554 Posted: Thu Oct 31 10:45:05 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 3-Nov-85 11:03:39 EST Distribution: net Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass. Lines: 8 Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynocologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." "Alright", he said, and he rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"