Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site saber.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!nsc!saber!skinner From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Two Liner Message-ID: <1818@saber.UUCP> Date: Fri, 25-Oct-85 12:45:45 EST Article-I.D.: saber.1818 Posted: Fri Oct 25 12:45:45 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 31-Oct-85 07:11:18 EST References: <1630@trwrba.UUCP> <330@tekig4.UUCP> <2925@sun.uucp> Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA Lines: 25 > Q: How do smurfs make whoopee? > > A:They smuck!! > Which reminds me, (background info) this summer a local amusement park had smurf characters everywhere (and blue everywhere, GAG). They also had fireworks every night, so July 4th was to be really big. A local baseball park ran a radio add to lure people away from the smurfs; it started like this: Q: What's Red, White and Blue and goes bang? A: A smurf in a microwave. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is long distance and Americans think 100 years is a long time. Name: Robert Skinner Snail: Saber Technology, 2381 Bering Drive, San Jose, California 95131 AT&T: (408) 945-0518, or 945-9600 (mesg. only) UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!saber!skinner ...{amd,ihnp4,ittvax}!saber!skinner