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From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Two linerSubject: Re: Two liner
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Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 12:27:22 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov  4 12:27:22 1985
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> > Sebz bar bs bhe rk-pnyvsbeavnaf:
> > 
> > D: Ubj znal Pnyvsbeavnaf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtugohyo?
> > 
> > N: Svir. Bar gb qb gur jbex, naq sbhe gb funer gur rkcrevrapr.
> 
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Three, one to screw in the bulb, and two to chase away all the 
   Californians that came to experience it.


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