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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Women...They're more trouble than all my money...
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Date: Tue, 5-Nov-85 10:45:48 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov  5 10:45:48 1985
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	Wow! I have all kindsa trouble with women. I sneaked up
on one the other day and stole a kiss. Darned if she didn't make 
me give it back.

	Then there was the one that told me I had a beautiful face,
For a Radio Broadcasting Job! Another one told me I was pretty two
ways, pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way.

	Then there was one who was trying to  get me to do maybe a
little something besides snuggle up and pet and kiss her. I told
her my Mommy warned me about women. She told me there were teeth
in there... I wasn't gonna get it bit off, not me. She said that
there weren't any teeth in there and she'd show me. I guess she
was right. Couldn't be no teeth in there, what with the condition
of them gums and all. Wonder what kinda toothpaste she used...

Sounds like I need some bad advice, most of the good stuff don't
work...

Thanks,

Tom