Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watnot.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!amholden From: amholden@watnot.UUCP (amholden) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: snails Message-ID: <11348@watnot.UUCP> Date: Tue, 12-Nov-85 09:56:40 EST Article-I.D.: watnot.11348 Posted: Tue Nov 12 09:56:40 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 13-Nov-85 07:00:53 EST Distribution: net Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 22 THERE WAS THIS SNAIL FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAD JUST BOUGHT A NEW SPORTS CAR AND HE WANTED SOME DECORATIONS PUT ON IT, SO I TOLD HIM TO LOOK UP SOMEONE IN THE YELLOW PAGES. HE TOOK HIS CAR TO THE PAINTER AND TOLD HIM THAT HE WANTED THE PAINTER TO PUT LARGE "S"'S ALL OVER THE CAR. THE PAINTER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND AND ASKED "WHY?". THE SNAIL REPLIED " WHEN I AM DRIVING DOWN THE STREET I WANT PEOPLE TO SAY 'OOH! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR-GO!'." abolish capital PUNishment! amh! die young and be poor!