Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site h-sc1.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!h-sc1!shiue From: shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.games.trivia Subject: Cartoon Quotes - FOGHORN & PUNCHY BANTAM Message-ID: <720@h-sc1.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Nov-85 20:00:41 EST Article-I.D.: h-sc1.720 Posted: Wed Nov 6 20:00:41 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Nov-85 21:14:42 EST Distribution: net Organization: Harvard Univ. Science Center Lines: 22 Xref: linus net.jokes:12691 net.games.trivia:1817 One of the better Foghorn Leghorn offerings involves a "punchy" bantam rooster (this wouldn't be Rhode Island Red, would it?) - who is very nervous, and lashes out with boxing gloves whenever he hears a bell ring. Anyway, the bulk of the cartoon involves Foghorn, the hound, and the chicken hawk taking advantage of this rooster's violent tendencies. At the end, chickenhawk and hound have rigged up a hollow tree to look like a girlie show. FOGHORN (it goes something like this.): (Entering hollow tree, sees signs indicating a girlie show in a knothole above.) "Ah've heard about these things before, but ah've never SEEN one." (Sticks his head into hole.) "Wait a minute. I don't see no hoo-lay hoo-lay girls! It's dark - ah say - it's dark in here!" The lights turn on, and Foghorn's head is stuck in the middle of a boxing rink with the bantam. -Steve Shiue "Now you know, ah say, you just KNOW ahm gonna do something about this."