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From: amholden@watnot.UUCP (amholden)
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Subject: snails
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Date: Tue, 12-Nov-85 09:56:40 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov 12 09:56:40 1985
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 	THERE WAS THIS SNAIL FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAD JUST BOUGHT A NEW
SPORTS CAR AND HE WANTED SOME DECORATIONS PUT ON IT, SO I TOLD HIM TO
LOOK UP SOMEONE IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
	HE TOOK HIS CAR TO THE PAINTER AND TOLD HIM THAT HE WANTED
THE PAINTER TO PUT LARGE "S"'S ALL OVER THE CAR.

	THE PAINTER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND AND ASKED "WHY?".


	THE SNAIL REPLIED " WHEN I AM DRIVING DOWN THE STREET I WANT
PEOPLE TO SAY 'OOH! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR-GO!'."



abolish capital PUNishment!



			amh!
die young and be poor!