Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-ngp.UTEXAS Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!qantel!hplabs!pesnta!amd!amdcad!lll-crg!mordor!ut-sally!ut-ngp!lindley From: lindley@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (John L. Templer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Og, part 4 Message-ID: <2578@ut-ngp.UTEXAS> Date: Sun, 10-Nov-85 19:24:26 EST Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.2578 Posted: Sun Nov 10 19:24:26 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Nov-85 08:26:08 EST Distribution: net Organization: U.Texas Physics Department; Austin, Texas Lines: 45 Recap: A Wug-Wug (Ytremski's ex-business partner and hair dresser) has captured Og while our hero slept and carried him off to it's evil lair (skull enshrouded, etc.). Og wakes up terribly confused, in a strange cave on the side of a sheer cliff. He peers over the edge and decides against jumping down the side. He feasts on some slimy rocks in the cave, and waits for events to develop, which they do. The Wug-Wug returns and denounces Og (to his face) as mere fudgesickle, and in no way worthy of Ytremski. It is obvious to Og that the deranged Wug-Wug has held a deep and secret passion for Ytremski in the innermost recesses of its vile and acrid heart. The Wug-Wug tears off its one of its own limbs and throws it at Og, all the while screaming its hatred. Og says "You don't like me." The Wug-Wug launches itself at Og, blood dripping from the little hole where its 8th limb was. Og whips out his ginsu knife and prepares to die (no man has ever beaten a Wug-Wug, obviously). The Wug-Wug, in the midst of its vicious dive, becomes a Snoopy doll and falls from the sky to the ground, 80,000 feet below. Looking over the lip of the cave Og strains to see the remains of the Wug-Wug/Snoopy doll; "It's not every day you see a Wug-Wug become a Snoopy doll" he observes. Og makes his lunch of some pond scum he's been saving, and decides to try the hazardous method of hang-gliding out of the cave. He builds a hang-glider out of his furs and some old bones in the skull enshrouded cave. Gliding naked out of the cave, he makes quite an impression on the villagers below. He gets a few miles along before he finally loses all of his altitude. The city is no longer on the horizon, but is now a mere few miles off. Og makes his camp outside the city walls, and gets ready to go inside on the dawn. If You Think This Was Bad, Wait Until Og Meets The Evil Janitor's Helper..... ~~ John L. Templer, University of Texas at Austin ~~ {allegra,gatech,seismo!ut-sally,vortex}!ut-ngp!lindley Come out of the dark, elusive one; Nirvana, we adore you. -- ~~ John L. Templer, University of Texas at Austin ~~ {allegra,gatech,seismo!ut-sally,vortex}!ut-ngp!lindley All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!