Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucuxa Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!uiucuxa!rp321 From: rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Orphaned Response Message-ID: <19703966@uiucuxa> Date: Sat, 2-Nov-85 11:52:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucuxa.19703966 Posted: Sat Nov 2 11:52:00 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 5-Nov-85 23:02:25 EST References: <172@micropro> Lines: 22 Nf-ID: #R:micropro:-17200:uiucuxa:19703966:000:698 Nf-From: uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU!rp321 Nov 2 10:52:00 1985 /* Written 12:40 pm Oct 30, 1985 by stephen@datacube in uiucuxa:net.jokes */ >> >>There was a Saturday Night Live skit where a cop shoots a suspect >>then yells, "FREEZE!" >> --Kevin Chu >> ..!{ucbvax,lll-crg,dual}!ucdavis!vega!ccs020 > >and then he proclaimed: "Another marijuana-related death!" > >Stephen Watkins UUCP: ihnp4!datacube!stephen /*End of text from uiucuxa:net.jokes */ That skit was called "Ex-Police." The ex-cops busted down the door yelling "EX-POLICE!" When the people inside asked "What?" they replied: "We were fired from the force two weeks ago." Russell J. Price { ihnp4, pur-ee, convex }!uiucdcs!uiucuxa!rp321 rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU