Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site codas.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!akguc!codas!roy From: roy@codas.UUCP (Roy Gatewood) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Greatest Invention In The World Message-ID: <320@codas.UUCP> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 14:26:37 EDT Article-I.D.: codas.320 Posted: Thu Oct 24 14:26:37 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Oct-85 04:25:09 EDT Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Information Systems (SDSS) - Orlando Lines: 24 Three guys were talking about the greatest invention in the world: First guy sais "Television is the greatest invention in the world, you can communicate with everybody in the world, almost instantaneously". Second guy sais "Nah, the computer is the greatest invention in the world, it does all the work for you, and can communicate to everyone". Third guy sais "Nah, y'all are wrong, the thermos bottle is the greatest invention in the world". The other two guys laughed... They said "What do you mean"? Third guy sais "Well, I put my coffee in it in the morining, and it stays HOT all day, if I put my cold drink in it in the summer, it stays COLD all day". Second guy sais "So What"? Third guy sais "How do it know"? :-) -- Roy Gatewood @ AT&T-IS Altamonte Springs, FL ...{ihnp4|akguc|attmail|indra!koura}!codas!roy