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From: zinnato@sjuvax.UUCP (R. Zinnato)
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Subject: stupid sayings
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Date: Wed, 30-Oct-85 17:32:22 EST
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Posted: Wed Oct 30 17:32:22 1985
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*** REPLACE YOUR FACE ***

Some of MY personal favorite stupid sayings are as follows:

Do you want a pain reliever that relieves your headache?
(No I want one that INCREASES the pain!)

Does occaisional irregularity get you down?
(No, I look forward to it!)

How can you eat that!
(Very simple stupid. I put it in my mouth and chew)

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Some of my favorites from real life experience:

Where's the Univax?
(The WHAT?????)

(On a terminal...)
Where does the disk go?
(Do YOU see a disk drive???)

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Did you get a haircut?
(No I got all of them cut)

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At a football game.....
The player is being carried off on a stretcher. I guess he really hurt 
himself.....
(No? Really?!! I thought he was just tired)

It's 3rd and 45 on their own 2. I think the (insert team name here) could
use a big play.....
(No, I don't think so)