Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site saber.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!ucdavis!ucbvax!decvax!decwrl!sun!saber!skinner From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: J.A.P. jokes - May be offensive - NO ROT13 Message-ID: <1853@saber.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 12:35:53 EST Article-I.D.: saber.1853 Posted: Mon Nov 4 12:35:53 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Nov-85 06:18:08 EST References: <691@ucsfcgl.UUCP> Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA Lines: 17 Q: What is the difference between making love to a Whore, a Nymphomaniac (sp), and a JAP? A: A Whore says "Are you done yet?" A Nymphomaniac says "Are you done already?" And a JAP says "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is long distance and Americans think 100 years is a long time. Name: Robert Skinner Snail: Saber Technology, 2381 Bering Drive, San Jose, California 95131 AT&T: (408) 945-0518, or 945-9600 (mesg. only) UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!saber!skinner ...{amd,ihnp4,ittvax}!saber!skinner