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From: shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue)
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Subject: Cartoon Quotes - FOGHORN & PUNCHY BANTAM
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Date: Wed, 6-Nov-85 20:00:41 EST
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	One of the better Foghorn Leghorn offerings involves a "punchy"
bantam rooster (this wouldn't be Rhode Island Red, would it?) - who is
very nervous, and lashes out with boxing gloves whenever he hears a
bell ring.  Anyway, the bulk of the cartoon involves Foghorn, the
hound, and the chicken hawk taking advantage of this rooster's violent
tendencies.  At the end, chickenhawk and hound have rigged up a hollow
tree to look like a girlie show.

FOGHORN (it goes something like this.):

(Entering hollow tree, sees signs indicating a girlie show in a
knothole above.) "Ah've heard about these things before, but ah've
never SEEN one." (Sticks his head into hole.) "Wait a minute.  I don't
see no hoo-lay hoo-lay girls!  It's dark - ah say - it's dark in here!"
The lights turn on, and Foghorn's head is stuck in the middle of a
boxing rink with the bantam.

		-Steve Shiue

"Now you know, ah say, you just KNOW ahm gonna do something about
this."