Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihuxm.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!ihuxm!progress From: progress@ihuxm.UUCP (mcintosh) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Two Liner Message-ID: <1328@ihuxm.UUCP> Date: Sat, 2-Nov-85 12:54:26 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxm.1328 Posted: Sat Nov 2 12:54:26 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 3-Nov-85 09:39:28 EST References: <1630@trwrba.UUCP> <330@tekig4.UUCP> <2925@sun.uucp> <2926@sun.uucp> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 10 > > Q: What do you call a traffic jam in East Oakland? > > A: A blood clot!! > > (Even more applause) Q: How do you get the grime out from under your fingernails? A: Wash your hair