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From: co175faq@sdcc3.UUCP (Rau Heike)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a joke
Message-ID: <3068@sdcc3.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 7-Nov-85 12:38:57 EST
Article-I.D.: sdcc3.3068
Posted: Thu Nov  7 12:38:57 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 11-Nov-85 05:34:22 EST
Reply-To: co175faq@sdcc3.UUCP (Rau Heike{|stu)
Organization: U.C. San Diego, Academic Computer Center
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There are three strings sitting outside a bar.
The first string wants a drink.  He goes in, and the bartender sees
that he is a string and refuses to serve him because of this.  The
first string goes back out to his friends, but they don't want to 
give up yet.  So the second string goes in the bar, asks for a 
drink, and gets the same response.  He comes back out, and the 
third string decided to try a new approach: he ties himself into 
a knot, and pulls the tips of his string all apart.  He walks in
the bar and the frustrated bartender says:
"Are you another string??!!"
And the third string replies, "No, I'm afraid not."