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From: rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Sat, 2-Nov-85 11:52:00 EST
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/* Written 12:40 pm  Oct 30, 1985 by stephen@datacube in uiucuxa:net.jokes */

>>
>>There was a Saturday Night Live skit where a cop shoots a suspect
>>then yells, "FREEZE!"
>>	--Kevin Chu
>>	..!{ucbvax,lll-crg,dual}!ucdavis!vega!ccs020
>
>and then he proclaimed: "Another marijuana-related death!"
>
>Stephen Watkins                    UUCP: ihnp4!datacube!stephen

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	That skit was called "Ex-Police."  The ex-cops busted down the
door yelling "EX-POLICE!"  When the people inside asked "What?" they replied:
"We were fired from the force two weeks ago."

			Russell J. Price
			{ ihnp4, pur-ee, convex }!uiucdcs!uiucuxa!rp321
			rp321@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU