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From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner)
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Subject: Re: J.A.P. jokes - May be offensive - NO ROT13
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Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 12:35:53 EST
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Q: What is the difference between making love to a Whore, a 
   Nymphomaniac (sp), and a JAP?

A: A Whore says "Are you done yet?"  
   A Nymphomaniac says "Are you done already?"
   And a JAP says "Beige.  I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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