Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!princeton!astrovax!sjuvax!zinnato From: zinnato@sjuvax.UUCP (R. Zinnato) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: stupid sayings Message-ID: <2493@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 30-Oct-85 17:32:22 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2493 Posted: Wed Oct 30 17:32:22 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Nov-85 06:58:48 EST Distribution: net Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA. Lines: 39 *** REPLACE YOUR FACE *** Some of MY personal favorite stupid sayings are as follows: Do you want a pain reliever that relieves your headache? (No I want one that INCREASES the pain!) Does occaisional irregularity get you down? (No, I look forward to it!) How can you eat that! (Very simple stupid. I put it in my mouth and chew) --------------------- Some of my favorites from real life experience: Where's the Univax? (The WHAT?????) (On a terminal...) Where does the disk go? (Do YOU see a disk drive???) ---------------------- Did you get a haircut? (No I got all of them cut) ---------------------- At a football game..... The player is being carried off on a stretcher. I guess he really hurt himself..... (No? Really?!! I thought he was just tired) It's 3rd and 45 on their own 2. I think the (insert team name here) could use a big play..... (No, I don't think so)