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Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his
wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have
an appointment at the gynocologist tomorrow and you know I don't like
to make love the night before." "Alright", he said, and he rolled back
over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't
by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"