Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucuxc Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!musleh From: musleh@uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Timeless Joke Message-ID: <104100033@uiucuxc> Date: Fri, 1-Nov-85 17:01:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucuxc.104100033 Posted: Fri Nov 1 17:01:00 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 5-Nov-85 22:46:04 EST Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #N:uiucuxc:104100033:000:747 Nf-From: uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU!musleh Nov 1 16:01:00 1985 timeless joke.... Did you ever have to carry a clock because your watch was broken, well...... Lately the batteries in my watch ran out and it was being a big pain in the ass to not know what time it was. Thinking about it I took the clock out of my TIME desk clock ( they give them to whoever buys a subscription to thier magazine ) and started carrying that around with me. Upon further thought I decided it would be great if I could just embed the clock i my hand and I wouldn't have to carry it around any longer....but then I would have too much time on my hands! sorry, bad joke---cute though uh?