Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site philabs.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!dpb From: dpb@philabs.UUCP (Paul Benjamin) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Lily Tomlin jokes Message-ID: <496@philabs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Nov-85 14:28:39 EST Article-I.D.: philabs.496 Posted: Mon Nov 4 14:28:39 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 5-Nov-85 06:45:28 EST Distribution: net Organization: Philips Labs, Briarcliff Manor, NY Lines: 7 Here are two of her jokes from her Broadway show "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe": "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."