Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site cuuxb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!mgnetp!ltuxa!cuuxb!frye From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Women...They're more trouble than all my money... Message-ID: <272@cuuxb.UUCP> Date: Tue, 5-Nov-85 10:45:48 EST Article-I.D.: cuuxb.272 Posted: Tue Nov 5 10:45:48 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Nov-85 04:41:12 EST Distribution: net Organization: AT&T-IS, Customer Support, Lisle, Il. Lines: 23 Wow! I have all kindsa trouble with women. I sneaked up on one the other day and stole a kiss. Darned if she didn't make me give it back. Then there was the one that told me I had a beautiful face, For a Radio Broadcasting Job! Another one told me I was pretty two ways, pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way. Then there was one who was trying to get me to do maybe a little something besides snuggle up and pet and kiss her. I told her my Mommy warned me about women. She told me there were teeth in there... I wasn't gonna get it bit off, not me. She said that there weren't any teeth in there and she'd show me. I guess she was right. Couldn't be no teeth in there, what with the condition of them gums and all. Wonder what kinda toothpaste she used... Sounds like I need some bad advice, most of the good stuff don't work... Thanks, Tom