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From: kgdykes@watbun.UUCP
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Subject: rude humour with  (not rot)
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Date: Sat, 5-Oct-85 23:08:42 EDT
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Posted: Sat Oct  5 23:08:42 1985
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 There was this  wrestler and his trainer who were going for
the Olympic gold medal.
 The first fight was with a big burly Swede, and guess what? The 
won with no problems at all!
 The next fight was with the American, and again, but after a few tense
rounds, the  won!!
 The third, and final, fight before the  could claim the gold we
overhear the trainer giving advice:

   "This last fight is the big one boy!
    Its the Russian.
    Whatever you do, dont let that Russion get you into his
    famous double-pretzel hold -- there is no getting out of it
    and game over!"

 Well the big match starts, and within a couple minutes the  was
all wrapped up in the double-pretzel hold.
 The trainer throws up his arms, turns around, and starts to go to the
locker room to cry when suddenly.....

  The crowd roars!
  The announcer is heard to say the  just won the match!!

 Not believing his ears, the trainer hurries back to his champion and asks
him, "Tell me, how did you get out of that hold???"
 And the  explains:

  "Well, I looks up and saw these two balls hanging there...
   So, I bites down REAL hard....
      ....and it's amazing how much strength you get when you
   bite your own balls!"

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          - Ken Dykes
            Software Development Group, U. of Waterloo
            Waterloo, Ontario, Canada.  N2L 3G1  (+1 519) 885 1211
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