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From: lauren@vortex.UUCP (Lauren Weinstein)
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Subject: Dave Barry again (from net.jokes.d -- my reply follows)
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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
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Subject: more dave barry
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Posted: Mon Setive use is supported in
     the UNIX System shell which also provides a programming
     language for complex analyses.  Functionality often built
     into statistical packages (e.g., graphics, sorting and other
     data manipulation) is not re-invented in UNIX | STAT which
     delegates such responsibility to standard UNIX System tools.

     DATA TRANSFORMATION PROGRAMS
          abut           join data files
          colex          column extraction
          dm             column oriented data manipulator
          io             control and monitor input and output
          maketrix       create matrix type file from fre