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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Ensign Benson, Time Cadet)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Humorous posting in net.wanted
Message-ID: <703@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Sep-85 16:40:26 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 24 16:40:26 1985
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> From tmorris@convex.UUCP Fri Sep 13 10:42:00 1985
> Path: fluke!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!mhuxt!!pur-ee!uiucdcs!convex!tmorris
> Newsgroups: net.wanted
> Subject: Simple Chemical Process
> Message-ID: <44700028@convex>
> Date: 13 Sep 85 17:42:00 GMT
> Date-Received: 17 Sep 85 04:19:00 GMT
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> 	What I'm looking for is a fairly simple chemical process to
> turn lead into gold. Since the atomic weights are so close , I really don't
> see any problem . 
> 	Ideally the process should not cost over $1000.00 to implement 
> in such a way as to produce batches of 10-20 lbs at a time. As a matter
> of fact , maybe some of you have a used lead/gold converter laying about
> in your basement that you aren't using at the moment !
> 	If you do , send me some mail , along with a small (5lb) sample
> of the gold . Maybe I'll get back to you.
> 
> P.S.     I'm also in the market for a good used perpetual motion machine.


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