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From: larryme@tektronix.UUCP (Larry Meneghin )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A consummate salesman (ROT 13)
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Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 23:17:54 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 26 23:17:54 1985
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Gjb sevraqf bapr bjarq n frk nccyvnapr naq abirygl fubc.  Bar qnl,  juvyr
bar bs gur cnegaref jnf ng yhapu, n yvggyr byq ynql pnzr va naq nfxrq
vs gurl pneevrq qvyqbf.  "Lrf", ur ercyvrq, "jr unir juvgr barf sbe svir
qbyynef naq oynpx barf sbe svsgl qbyynef."  Zhpu gb uvf fhecevfr gur phfgbzre
gbbx gur svsgl qbyyne zbqry.  Vg jnfa'g zber guna n srj zvahgrf yngre jura
gur vqragvpny fprar jnf ercrngrq.  Jura gur guveq phfgbzre pnzr va ybbxvat
sbe n qvyqb bhe sevraq qrpvqrq gb frr vs ur pbhyqa'g vapernfr uvf cebsvgf
n ovg.  "Jr unir juvgr barf sbe svir qbyynef,  oynpx barf sbe svsgl qbyynef,
naq cynvq barf sbe gjb uhaqerq naq svsgl qbyynef", pnzr gur ercyl.  Naq
phfgbzre ahzore guerr jrag ure zreel jnl jvgu ure arj cynvq nccyvnapr.

Jura bhe sevraq'f cnegare erghearq sebz uvf yhapu ubhe naq nfxrq ubj guvatf 
jrer tbvat ur jnf gbyq, "terng!  V znantrq gb fryy gjb bs gur oynpx qvyqbf
sbe svsgl ohpxf n cvrpr naq tbg gjb svsgl sbe lbhe byq gurezbf."