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From: george@mnetor.UUCP (George Hart)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A plan, a plan, my kingdom for a plan!
Message-ID: <2189@mnetor.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 16-Sep-85 16:20:16 EDT
Article-I.D.: mnetor.2189
Posted: Mon Sep 16 16:20:16 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 16-Sep-85 17:31:16 EDT
Reply-To: george@mnetor.UUCP (George Hart)
Organization: Computer X (CANADA) Ltd., Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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In the beginning, there was the Plan, and then the Assumptions;
And the Plan was without form, and the Assumptions were void;
And the darkness was upon the faces of the implementers;
And they spake unto their Project Manager, saying:

		"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh!"

And the Project Manager went to the Assistant Director
And he spake unto to him, saying:

		"It is a crock of excrement, and none may
		 abide the odor thereof!"

And the Assistant Director went to the Director,
And he spake unto to him, saying:

		"It is a container of excrement, and it is
		 very strong such that none may abide before
		 it!"

And the Director went to the Assistant Vice President,
And he spake unto to him, saying:

		"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none
		 may abide its strength!"

And the Assistant Vice President went to the Vice President,
And he spake unto to him, saying:

		"It contains that which aids plant growth,
		 and it is very strong!"

And the Vice President went to the Executive Vice President,
And he spake unto to him, saying:

		"It promoteth growth, and it is very
		 powerful!"

And the Executive Vice President went before the President
and Chief Executive Officer,
And he spake unto to him, saying:

		"This powerful new plan will promote the
		 growth of the company!"

And the President and Chief Executive Officer looked upon the plan,
And saw that it was good...

And so it came about!
-- 


Regards,

George Hart, Computer X Canada Ltd.
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