Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site shark.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!qantel!hplabs!tektronix!orca!shark!hutch
From: hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: yah for california!!!
Message-ID: <1565@shark.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 4-Oct-85 13:55:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: shark.1565
Posted: Fri Oct  4 13:55:08 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 6-Oct-85 14:36:33 EDT
References: <445@othervax.UUCP> <500@cepu.UUCP> <934@brl-tgr.ARPA> <743@ttidcc.UUCP>
Reply-To: hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison)
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
Lines: 63
Keywords: Califoo
Summary: 



In article <743@ttidcc.UUCP> sorgatz@ttidcb.UUCP (Erik Sorgatz - Avatar) writes:
>Keywords:EAT IT!
>< munch! gobble! chomp! chew! Why don't "THEY" fix this bug? >
>
>Hutch- Hey Dude! Some friendly advice, just make sure that you stay
>off my beaches, stay away from my waves and in particular..kindly
>refrain from eyetrackin my ginchs! If you don't dig So. Cal...then all
>I can say is "GO HOME!" ie-if you love NY--go there! etc. Most of the
>people who seem to verbally run us down have either like, never been here, or
>were too thin on forebrain to handle it. We have a saying, here in L.A.:
>
>		     "Welcome to The Machine!"
>;-)
>-Avatar->
>(the Orignal Val-Wizard)
>
>(Erik K. Sorgatz)
>Transaction Technology Inc. (Citicorp's R/AD West)         ... . ... . ...
>3100 Ocean Park Blvd. (zone V3)                            . | |..|..| | .
>Santa Monica, Ca. 90405                                    |.|....|....|.|
>USENET path: {garfield,lasspvax,linus,cmcl2,seismo}        |.|....|....|.|
>	     !philabs!ttidca!ttidcc!sorgatz                | | ...|... | |
>("..My poor Krel! Even they must have evolved up from the  ..| | .|. | |..
>  mindless primative..after a million years of shining sanity, they could
>  hardly have known what power was destroying them!" -Dr. Morbius F.P.)

First off, oh Ersatz Avatar (avatar of WHAT?),  them AINT *YOUR* beaches!
Them definitely aint  *YOUR*  waves, and what the HELL is a "ginch"??

Second off, I AM home.  I live (quite happily) here in Orygun, the rainy
place to the north where all the califoonyuns who can't afford their state's
"free" schools come to learn something (rather than skiing the beaches and
surfing Mammoth).

Unfortunately, Califoo has this bad habit of trying to suck up all the
resources of the rest of the country.  About ten years back, in Montana,
there was this legislator, a Califoo dude, who had been sent up there
as a sort of a "mole" (like the KGB, only with a tan).  See, once upon a
time before the current crop of dweebs had moved into LA, back near the
end of the last ice age, there was this big lake, formed by glacial runoff,
which covered most of western Montana, some of Canada, and those parts of
Idaho which are currently infested with "identity christians" and other
lunatics.  The lake, called Glacial Lake Missoula, was plugged up by a
natural ice dam.  This eventually broke, flooding most of eastern Washington
in about three days.  Now, this mole had been sent to Montana on a water
search, and he stayed there long enough to get elected to the state
legislature (money can buy almost anything in Montana) and proposed this
bill to put in the worlds most gawdawful huge dam.  He wanted to flood the
habitable part of Montana, and the wierd part of Idaho, to recreate this
giant Glacial Lake Missoula (which was larger than Lake Superior) JUST so
that his REAL constituency, in Lost Anglelese, could have all the water they
wanted for their lawns, swimming pools, and so forth.

Fortunately his ideas did NOT make it past the more hostile members of
the legislature, and he was deported back to Califoo.

SO, great Avatar of Whatever, WE in the rest of the world will leave you
in Southern Califoo to your own devices, IF you promise to STAY THERE and
to STOP TRYING TO STEAL ALL OUR WATER.

Hutch