Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.8 $; site uiucuxa Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!uiucuxa!jbo281 From: jbo281@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: the nympho Message-ID: <19703953@uiucuxa> Date: Wed, 2-Oct-85 12:12:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucuxa.19703953 Posted: Wed Oct 2 12:12:00 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 4-Oct-85 03:28:07 EDT Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #N:uiucuxa:19703953:000:645 Nf-From: uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU!jbo281 Oct 2 11:12:00 1985 This is a first attempt at posting a note, so bear with me... A nymphomaniac (great start, huh?) is married to a very wealthy, older man. The man dies, leaving all his money to her. She puts an add in the paper after his death: Anyone who can satisfy my prsonal desires I will make wealthy beyond his wildest dreams. The nympho recieves dozens of answers, but after a 2 weeks no one has been able to satisfy her. Finally, one day, the doorbell rings. She opens it and sees a man with no arms or legs, and totally nude. "How can you possibly satisfy me?", she asks. He replies,"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"