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Date: Wed, 18-Sep-85 09:57:00 EDT
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Nf-From: uiucme.uiucme!keith    Sep 18 08:57:00 1985



not that I usually want to encourage this sort of thing . . .


S&M Vacuums in Champaign, IL

(I've always wondered what their basement would be like).



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That's not funny enough.  Here's a joke:

A platoon of marines were captured in ambush by the (unnamed enemy).
They were marched into the POW camp and told they would be tortured
until they told all the military secrets in their posession.

Here was the torture:  the men sat in rows on the ground, leaning
back and forth saying "tick, tock.  tick, tock".

A small group of defiants fought back, saying "tick, {silence}.  tick,
{silence}."

The commandant of the camp strode over to them, furious.  "You fools!"
He shouted.  "We have ways to make you tock!"