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From: johansen@agrigene.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A trip to the zoo
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Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 12:01:27 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 12:01:27 1985
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> >Here a few animal jokes:
> >
> >Q:  What does an elephant use for a tampon?
> >
> >A:  A sheep.
> 
> Well, they used to.  There have recently been too many cases of
> Toxic Flock Syndrome, and their use has been discouraged.

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That probably explains the disappearance of my mattress the other day. I
wondered about the dime left on my bed and the footprints in my peanut
butter.