Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.8 $; site uiucme Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucme!keith From: keith@uiucme.uiucme Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Message-ID: <500033@uiucme> Date: Wed, 18-Sep-85 09:57:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucme.500033 Posted: Wed Sep 18 09:57:00 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 20-Sep-85 06:42:18 EDT References: <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> Lines: 33 Nf-ID: #R:ssc-vax.UUCP:-20400:uiucme:500033:000:842 Nf-From: uiucme.uiucme!keith Sep 18 08:57:00 1985 not that I usually want to encourage this sort of thing . . . S&M Vacuums in Champaign, IL (I've always wondered what their basement would be like). :r .signature Keith U of Ill Mech Eng uiucdcs!uiucme!keith lanoitnetninu ylerup si daed ro gnivil nosrep yna ot ecnalbmeseR That's not funny enough. Here's a joke: A platoon of marines were captured in ambush by the (unnamed enemy). They were marched into the POW camp and told they would be tortured until they told all the military secrets in their posession. Here was the torture: the men sat in rows on the ground, leaning back and forth saying "tick, tock. tick, tock". A small group of defiants fought back, saying "tick, {silence}. tick, {silence}." The commandant of the camp strode over to them, furious. "You fools!" He shouted. "We have ways to make you tock!"