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From: devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine)
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> What did the princess say to Pinocchio as she was sitting on his face?
> "Tell me more lies!"

   No no no.  She said "Say a lie. Tell the truth. Say a lie. Tell the
truth. Say a lie....".