Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site moncol.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!petsd!moncol!john From: john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.bizarre Subject: Re: Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Message-ID: <500@moncol.UUCP> Date: Sat, 14-Sep-85 19:58:03 EDT Article-I.D.: moncol.500 Posted: Sat Sep 14 19:58:03 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 15-Sep-85 23:49:27 EDT References: <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> Organization: Monmouth College, West Long Branch, NJ 07764 Lines: 31 Xref: watmath net.jokes:14205 net.bizarre:1366 >From: aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) >Message-ID: <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> >Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA >Lines: 27 > >I thought it might be interesting to record bizarre business slogans, I'll start: > >THE RADIATOR MAN in Everett, Washington (206) 353-6999 >"The best place to take a leak" > >TOM THUMB GROCERY in Granite Falls, Washington (206) 691-6966 >"If we ain't got it, you don't need it" Makes me wonder how the people at John Fluke Manufacturing avoid the following joke: If it's a good meter, it must be a Fluke. :-) -- Name: John Ruschmeyer US Mail: Monmouth College, W. Long Branch, NJ 07764 Phone: (201) 222-6600 x366 UUCP: ...!vax135!petsd!moncol!john ...!princeton!moncol!john ...!pesnta!moncol!john Disclaimer: Monmouth College is a mecca for diverse opinions. It is, therefore, highly unlikely that the above opinions are those of anyone but me. "Are we gonna be starcrossed lovers or just good friends?"