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From: peter@puff.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
Message-ID: <439@puff.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 13:45:27 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 13:45:27 1985
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> I'm having a party this weekend, and I want everything to be
> perfect.  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
> 
> There are two ways that this can be done:  With the loose
> end CLOSE to the wall, or it could be AWAY from the wall.  
> I don't know what the implications are with either way.
> This problem has had me SO upset that I haven't had a good
> nights sleep for several days.
> 
> 
Well, my dad remarried a little while back and we had a similar problem.
She liked it ONE way, while he liked it the other. When Christmas came around,
the dispute was still not settled, so the kids took roles of toilet paper,
cut them in half with an electric saw, and mounted them on sticks.
VOILA!