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From: pumphrey@ttidcb.UUCP (Larry Pumphrey)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Urinals...a study in trajectory
Message-ID: <459@ttidcb.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 09:35:40 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 09:35:40 1985
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Keywords: arc,splatter,puddles


>                      * T h e  P r o b l e m *
> Those stupid Crown Royal urinals (especially the long, tall ones)
> seem to have been designed with one purpose in mind.....splattering
> the maximum amount of caffinated urine on the maximum surface area
> of the urinator........ [etc.]

> What you need to do is stand about 3-4' back and use about a 68-73.5
> degree arc.

An even niftier trick is to use a _Royal Crown_ urinal and stand
about 3-4' back and use about a 68-73.5 degree arc.  I recommend
you try this one outdoors!