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From: dougp@ISM780.UUCP
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Subject: Creationism Explained
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Date: Wed, 11-Sep-85 10:20:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 11 10:20:00 1985
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Nf-From: ISM780!dougp    Sep 11 10:20:00 1985


Why did God create women?




















Because sheep can't type...

(and now for the equal time proviso...)

Why did God create men?


















Because cucumbers can't take out the garbage...

Yuk, Yuk,
Doug Pintar at Interactive Systems Corporation