Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site tpvax.fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!qantel!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!fluke!inc From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Ensign Benson, Time Cadet) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Humorous posting in net.wanted Message-ID: <703@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Date: Tue, 24-Sep-85 16:40:26 EDT Article-I.D.: tpvax.703 Posted: Tue Sep 24 16:40:26 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Sep-85 07:16:39 EDT Distribution: net Organization: The Digital Circus, Sector R Lines: 32 > From tmorris@convex.UUCP Fri Sep 13 10:42:00 1985 > Path: fluke!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!mhuxt!!pur-ee!uiucdcs!convex!tmorris > Newsgroups: net.wanted > Subject: Simple Chemical Process > Message-ID: <44700028@convex> > Date: 13 Sep 85 17:42:00 GMT > Date-Received: 17 Sep 85 04:19:00 GMT > Lines: 12 > What I'm looking for is a fairly simple chemical process to > turn lead into gold. Since the atomic weights are so close , I really don't > see any problem . > Ideally the process should not cost over $1000.00 to implement > in such a way as to produce batches of 10-20 lbs at a time. As a matter > of fact , maybe some of you have a used lead/gold converter laying about > in your basement that you aren't using at the moment ! > If you do , send me some mail , along with a small (5lb) sample > of the gold . Maybe I'll get back to you. > > P.S. I'm also in the market for a good used perpetual motion machine. -Posted without comment except this and the next one to net.bizarre. -This line and the previous one left intentionally non-blank. -- Ensign Benson -Time Cadet- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-The Digital Circus, Sector R-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_