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From: jbo281@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: the nympho
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Date: Wed, 2-Oct-85 12:12:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct  2 12:12:00 1985
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This is a first attempt at posting a note, so bear with me...

     A nymphomaniac (great start, huh?) is married to a very wealthy, older man.
The man dies, leaving all his money to her.  She puts an add in the paper after
his death:

     Anyone who can satisfy my prsonal desires I will make wealthy beyond his 
wildest dreams.

     The nympho recieves dozens of answers, but after a 2 weeks no one has been
able to satisfy her.  Finally, one day, the doorbell rings.  She opens it and 
sees a man with no arms or legs, and totally nude.  "How can you possibly
satisfy me?", she asks.

     He replies,"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"