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From: oleg@birtch.UUCP (Oleg Kiselev x258)
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: Re: Totally Bad Movies
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Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 22:04:27 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 22:04:27 1985
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> 	Sword and the Sorcerer (Just plain boring.)
> .....
> Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave)

WHAT?!?!?! It was a GREAT movie!!!!
It was the closest to a real D&D game ANY movie ever got! Just think,
where else have you seen  a crucified hero pulling the nails he is 
hanging on out and then going on to swing his sword and kill bed guys
( never mind the holes in his palms, they vanish in the next scene --
healing potion, I guess ). That, silly special effects and the pathetic
acting make it one of the best movies I've seen since "Plan 9 From Outer
Space"!!!!

Also, how could you have missed these gems:
	"Beast Master"
	"Blade Master"
	"Conquest" (Italian Heroic Fantasy trash - I rented it on videotape
				and couldn't stand watching it for more that 20 min...)
	"Dungeon Master" ( aren't there TOO many bad movies that mention
					   word "Master" in their title???)
	"Yor, Hunter From the Future"