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From: rose@Shasta.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Definition (possibly offensive to net.tv)
Message-ID: <817@Shasta.ARPA>
Date: Sat, 5-Oct-85 00:14:50 EDT
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Posted: Sat Oct  5 00:14:50 1985
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Reply-To: rose@Shasta.ARPA (David Rosenblum)
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Definition (not original):

"TV Critic"--a person responsible for reporting accidents to
	     eyewitnesses.


-- David	(rose@su-shasta.ARPA)