Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site asgb.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!asgb!devine From: devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A day in the life Message-ID: <748@asgb.UUCP> Date: Wed, 7-Aug-85 15:11:12 EDT Article-I.D.: asgb.748 Posted: Wed Aug 7 15:11:12 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Aug-85 22:27:17 EDT Organization: Burroughs Corp. ASG, Boulder Colo. Lines: 25 An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflectin on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her in a beautiful, shining blue gown and tells her she can have any three wishes she wants. "Well," says the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really rich." And -- poof! -- her rocking chair turns into solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely young princess." Poof! -- she's changed into one. "You get a third wish," reminds the fairy godmother gently. Just then the ex-old lady's cat walks across the porch in front of them. "Can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asks. Poof! There before her stands a young man that is more handsome than her wildest imaginings. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, [ n! obnoxious line feeds ] "Aren't you sorry you had me neutered?" hmmm, should I cross-post to net.pets? Bob Devine