Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84 chuqui version 1.7 9/23/84; site nsc.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!gatech!nsc!nessus From: nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: the aliens are among us Message-ID: <3097@nsc.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 15:06:08 EDT Article-I.D.: nsc.3097 Posted: Fri Aug 9 15:06:08 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 06:03:06 EDT Distribution: na Organization: The Patriarchy of Kzin, Kzin Lines: 45 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel) >>Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- >>but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts. >> They listed 10 signs to watch for: >> 1. Odd or mismatched clothes. > CHECK >> 2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. > CHECK >> 3. Bizarre sense of humor. > CHECK (I'm posting here, aren't I?) >> 4. Takes frequent sick days. > NOPE >> 5. Keeps a written or tape-recorded diary. > CHECK >> 6. Misuses everyday items. > CHECK >> 7. Constant questioning about customs of co-workers. > NOPE >> 8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. > CHECK >> 9. Frequently talks to himself. > CHECK >> 10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near >> certain high-tech hardware. > CHECK > >OHMYGOD! I'm a space alien! > >So now what do I do? > > Steve Thiel > ...ihnp4!ut-ngp!thiel >"It's a Mr. Death or something... he's come about the reaping?" You need to go down to INS and get your "green card" and then report your address and whereabouts to the INS paranoids every January. Don't worry, I'll be there, too. Just look for the line with wierdest characters in it. From the alter ego of-- Kchula-Rrit