Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-ngp.UTEXAS Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!thiel From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: the aliens are among us Message-ID: <2208@ut-ngp.UTEXAS> Date: Mon, 5-Aug-85 22:34:14 EDT Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.2208 Posted: Mon Aug 5 22:34:14 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 7-Aug-85 03:25:05 EDT References: <663@panda.UUCP> <202@gymble.UUCP> <751@masscomp.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Dept. of Chemical Engineering, UT Austin Lines: 36 >Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look >human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, >say experts. > They listed 10 signs to watch for: > 1. Odd or mismatched clothes. CHECK > 2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. CHECK > 3. Bizarre sense of humor. CHECK (I'm posting here, aren't I?) > 4. Takes frequent sick days. NOPE > 5. Keeps a written or tape-recorded diary. CHECK > 6. Misuses everyday items. CHECK > 7. Constant questioning about customs of co-workers. NOPE > 8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. CHECK > 9. Frequently talks to himself. CHECK > 10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near > certain high-tech hardware. CHECK OHMYGOD! I'm a space alien! So now what do I do? -- Steve Thiel ...ihnp4!ut-ngp!thiel "It's a Mr. Death or something... he's come about the reaping?"