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From: chris@cornell.UUCP (Christopher F. Harrison)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Propaganda is everywhere....
Message-ID: <3726@cornell.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 12:26:53 EDT
Article-I.D.: cornell.3726
Posted: Thu Aug  8 12:26:53 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 00:58:47 EDT
References: <608@mtuxn.UUCP>
Reply-To: chris@cornell.UUCP (Unca' Pervy)
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept.
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Summary: 

In article <608@mtuxn.UUCP> rubin@mtuxn.UUCP (M.RUBIN) writes:
>           USE REAL SUGAR
>	Only 16 calories a level teaspoon
>	    USE REAL SUGAR
>	No warning statements
>	    USE REAL SUGAR
>	No man-made chemicals
>	    USE REAL SUGAR
>	If you know what's good for you
>
>Only one problem -- you wouldn't see the message unless you were already
>using the sugar!

    Oh, I wouldn't know about that; I find myself absent-mindedly fondling
the sugar packets quite a bit while I'm talking to a friend at a local
diner. I even save my favorites for my special nightcaps (see below). My
favorite packets usually are the ones with the little birdies on the back.
I occaisonally save the ones with those profound quotes on 'em. My favorite
sugar-pack quote: "For a good time, Call Cheryl 877-5330." Haven't seen that
one in a while, tho. 
    OK, here's the recipe for my famous nightcap. I love 'em especially 
after a good S+M session:
    2 tsps.(or Packets!) sugar
    3 Valium  (crushed)
    1 jigger grain alcohol or equivalent (paint thinner works)
    1 cup broiled woodpecker snot
    When snot cools to lukewarm, stir in alcohol, then add the rest, drink
    while still warm.(It goes down easier, believe me!)
If you live in the concrete jungles, sub in one cup drool from a drunk, but
make sure he's hacking first, or you'll botch the consistency.
    Enjoy!
--
Unca Pervy