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From: barad@brand.UUCP (Herb Barad)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: How Do You Know Jesus Was Jewish
Message-ID: <157@brand.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 19:11:03 EDT
Article-I.D.: brand.157
Posted: Thu Aug  8 19:11:03 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 02:44:05 EDT
References: <785@utcs.UUCP> <5429@fortune.UUCP>
Reply-To: barad@brand.UUCP (Herb Barad)
Organization: U. of So. Calif., Los Angeles
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Keywords: theology jocularity judaica

In article <5429@fortune.UUCP> polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry polard) writes:
>In article <785@utcs.UUCP> lharris@utcs.UUCP (L. Harris) writes:
>>HOW DO YOU KNOW JESUS WAS JEWISH??
>>1)HE TRIED TO TAKE OVER HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
>>2)HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS A GOD.
>
>Let's get this right, kids.
>	1. He didn't leave home until the age of 30.
>	2. He went into his father's business.
>	3. His mother thought he was God.
>-- 

you also forgot:

4. He thought that his mother was a virgin.

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Herb Barad	[USC - Signal and Image Processing Institute]

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