Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site cornell.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!cornell!chris From: chris@cornell.UUCP (Christopher F. Harrison) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Propaganda is everywhere.... Message-ID: <3726@cornell.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 12:26:53 EDT Article-I.D.: cornell.3726 Posted: Thu Aug 8 12:26:53 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 00:58:47 EDT References: <608@mtuxn.UUCP> Reply-To: chris@cornell.UUCP (Unca' Pervy) Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept. Lines: 34 Summary: In article <608@mtuxn.UUCP> rubin@mtuxn.UUCP (M.RUBIN) writes: > USE REAL SUGAR > Only 16 calories a level teaspoon > USE REAL SUGAR > No warning statements > USE REAL SUGAR > No man-made chemicals > USE REAL SUGAR > If you know what's good for you > >Only one problem -- you wouldn't see the message unless you were already >using the sugar! Oh, I wouldn't know about that; I find myself absent-mindedly fondling the sugar packets quite a bit while I'm talking to a friend at a local diner. I even save my favorites for my special nightcaps (see below). My favorite packets usually are the ones with the little birdies on the back. I occaisonally save the ones with those profound quotes on 'em. My favorite sugar-pack quote: "For a good time, Call Cheryl 877-5330." Haven't seen that one in a while, tho. OK, here's the recipe for my famous nightcap. I love 'em especially after a good S+M session: 2 tsps.(or Packets!) sugar 3 Valium (crushed) 1 jigger grain alcohol or equivalent (paint thinner works) 1 cup broiled woodpecker snot When snot cools to lukewarm, stir in alcohol, then add the rest, drink while still warm.(It goes down easier, believe me!) If you live in the concrete jungles, sub in one cup drool from a drunk, but make sure he's hacking first, or you'll botch the consistency. Enjoy! -- Unca Pervy