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From: csdf@mit-vax.UUCP (Charles Forsythe)
Newsgroups: net.politics
Subject: Re: We're next (Communist takeover of U.S.)
Message-ID: <643@mit-vax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 16-Aug-85 05:18:37 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 16 05:18:37 1985
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In article <151@gargoyle.UUCP> carnes@gargoyle.UUCP (Richard Carnes) writes:
>I have recently learned from my contacts in the KGB that the
>Communist takeover of the US has been postponed until the end of the
>Reagan Administration...

I told you not to tell.

>In any case, I'd be happy to give you a list of the names and addresses
>of my left-wing friends in return for a suitably large sum of money
>(since after all I am well paid by the KGB) and safe conduct to a secure
>location in Latin America.  Betraying friends, of course, is all in a
>day's work for us leftists.

We'll get you for this.

>Some of you may be wondering what the Soviets hope to gain by taking
>over the US.  I wondered about this myself for a long time until one
>of my KGB friends told me that AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE LARGER BREASTS
>THAN SOVIET WOMEN.

This is not true! Pravda recently reported that Soviet women are at
least 5.928% better looking than their imperialist-oppressor
counterparts. American women are either getting fat off the products of
the proloteriet, or they are workers themselves - chained by America's
oppressive class system. 

On the other hand, Soviet women enjoy many hours of leisure, free to
make themselves beautiful for the benefit of the Russian men.

We know where you live, Comrade Carnes!


-- 
Charles Forsythe
CSDF@MIT-VAX
"Live on time. Emit no evil.
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-Rev. Wang Zeep