Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site utcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!shindman From: shindman@utcs.UUCP (Paul Shindman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Simple Simon Message-ID: <832@utcs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 15-Aug-85 19:58:05 EDT Article-I.D.: utcs.832 Posted: Thu Aug 15 19:58:05 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 15-Aug-85 22:29:44 EDT Organization: University of Toronto - General Purpose UNIX Lines: 40 Don't know if this one has ever made it to the net...apologies if it has recently. (credit is due, but not to me) --------------------- Simon Simple Simon met a Pie Man, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon, to the Pie Man, "May I taste your wares?" "My whats?", enquired the Pie Man. "Your wares", blurted Simple Simon. "Whose where?", countered the Pie Man. "Not where", stated Simon, "ware". "Here", said the Pie Man. "Where?", asked Simon. "Yes", said the Pie Man. "Whose?" "Not whose", responded Simon, "Ware!" "Where's what?", demanded the Pie Man. "What's ware?", asked Simon. "Where?", asked the Pie Man. "There", said Simon, pointing to the Pie Man's basket. "Not here", said the Pie Man. "Where?", asked Simon. "Whose where?", repeated the Pie Man. "Your ware", repeated Simon. "What's a ware", asked the Italian Pie Man. "A pie", said Simon. "I sold the last one an hour ago", said the Pie Man. -- ----------------- Paul Shindman, U of T Computing Services, Toronto (416) 978-6878 USENET: {ihnp4|decvax}!utcs!shindman BITNET: paulie at utoronto IP SHARP MAIL: uoft