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From: lorien@mhuxn.UUCP (CONWAY)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Turtle time
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Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 11:21:07 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 20 11:21:07 1985
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> >It's been a while since this has been asked. What better place to
> >ask it again than net.bizarre?
> >
> >	ARE YOU A TURTLE?
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> I haven't heard that question asked since junior high school !!
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> Q. What sticks so far out of a turtle's pajamas that you can hang a hat
>    on it??
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> A. His head !!
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> Does anyone remember the rest of the TURTLE test??

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I remember only two of the Turtle Test questions.  They go something like:

What does a dog do on three legs, that a man does on two legs, that a woman
does sitting down?


Shakes hands.



What is a four-letter word meaning intercourse?


Talk.