Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site gargoyle.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!ihnp4!gargoyle!matt From: matt@gargoyle.UUCP (Matt Crawford) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Crane (and other) accident(s) Message-ID: <110@gargoyle.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 00:03:18 EDT Article-I.D.: gargoyle.110 Posted: Thu Aug 8 00:03:18 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 20:32:24 EDT References: <9900370@uiucdcs> <-1833202@sysvis> <9386@ucbvax.ARPA> <745@asgb.UUCP> Reply-To: matt@gargoyle.UUCP (Matt Crawford) Organization: U. Chicago, Astronomy & Astrophysics Lines: 18 In article <745@asgb.UUCP> devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine) writes: >> > Speaking of women and cranes...reminds me of the woman at the airport who >> > backed into an airplane propeller.... >> > disaster! >> >> Reminds me of what the firefly said upon backing into the fan.... >> ``Delighted no end!'' > >Then there's the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder... > ... and got a little behind in his work. One telescope-maker here fell into a lens-grinding machine.... ... and made a spectacle of herself. (No, I'm not sorry. But I will be in five minutes.) Matt