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From: adam@ucsfcgl.UUCP (Adam Janin%Kuntz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Retirement Policy - offensive to People who dont like words like #### and #### (ROT13)
Message-ID: <607@ucsfcgl.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 00:17:29 EDT
Article-I.D.: ucsfcgl.607
Posted: Thu Aug  8 00:17:29 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 05:26:22 EDT
Organization: UCSF Computer Graphics Lab
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*** YVAR GUVF CYNPR JVGU LBHE ZRFFNTR ***

                   Vagrebssvpr Zrzb

     Gb: Qvfgevohgvba                Qngr: Whar 19, 1985
Fhowrpg: ERIVFRQ ERGVERZRAG CBYVPL   Sebz: Znantrzrag - bssrafvir gb Crbcyr jub qbag yvxr jbeqf yvxr #### naq #### (EBG13)

Pbcvrf gb: Nyy Rzcyblrrf.

Nf n erfhyg bs gur erqhpgvba va zbarl ohqtrgrq sbe Qvivfvbany checbfrf, jr
ner tbvat gb phg qbja ba bhe ahzore bs crefbaary.

Haqre gur cyna, byqre rzcyblrrf jvyy tb ba rneyl ergverzrag, guhf crezvggvat
gur ergragvba bs lbhatre crbcyr jub ercerfrag bhe shgher cynaf.

Gurersber, n cebtenz gb cunfr bhg byqre crefbaary ol gur raq bs gur pheerag
lrne, ivn ergverzrag, jvyy or cynprq vagb rssrpg vzzrqvngryl.  Gur cebtenz
jvyy or xabja nf ENCR (Ergver Ntrq Crefbaary Rneyl).

Rzcyblrrf jub ner ENCRQ jvyy or tvira gur bccbeghavgl gb jbex bgure wbof
jvguva gur flfgrz.  Cebivqrq gung gurl ner orvat ENCRQ, gurl pna erdhrfg n
erivrj bs gurve rzcyblzrag erpbeqf orsber npghny ergverzrag gnxrf cynpr.  Guvf
cunfr bs gur bcrengvba vf pnyyrq FPERJ (Fheirl bs Pncnovyvgvrf bs Ergverq Rneyl
Jbexref).

Nyy rzcyblrrf jub unir orra ENCRQ be FPERJRQ znl nyfb nccyl sbe n gevny
freivpr.  Guvf jvyy or pnyyrq FUNSG (Fghql ol Uvture Nhgubevgl Sbyybjvat
Grezvangvba).  Cebterff Cbyvpl rzcyblrrf znl or ENCRQ bapr naq FPERJRQ gjvpr,
ohg znl trg gur FUNSG nf znal gvzrf nf gur pbzcnal qrrzf nccebcevngr.

Vs rzcyblrr svyyf gur nobir erdhverzragf, ur jvyy or ragvgyrq gb trg URECRF
(Unys Rneavatf bs Ergverq Crefbaf Rzcyblzrag Freivpr).  URECRF vf pbafvqrerq
n obahf cyna nf gur rzcyblrrf pna ab ybatre or FPERJRQ be ENCRQ ol gur pbzcnal.

Vg vf abj naq nyjnlf unf orra gur cbyvpl bs gur pbzcnal gb rafher gung
rzcyblrrf ner jryy genvarq guebhtu bhe Fcrpvny Uvtu Vagrafvgl Genvavat
(FUVG).  Jr unir tvira bhe rzcyblrrf zber FUVG guna nal bgure pbzcnal va
guvf nern.  Vs na rzcyblrr srryf ur be fur qbrf abg erprvir FUVG ba gur
wbo, frr lbhe vzzrqvngr Fhcreivfbe.  Bhe znantrzrag ner rfcrpvnyyl genvarq
gb nffher lbh gung lbh jvyy trg nyy gur FUVG lbh pna fgnaq.


		Gur Znantrzrag.


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        Adam Janin  (adam@ucsfcgl.ARPA)

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