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From: brown@hsi.UUCP (Mike Brown)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: stringing ducks
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Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 14:41:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 12 14:41:00 1985
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> 
> I've heard tell that pigeons will explode if fed Alka-Seltzer tablets. Is this
> true?

I don't know, but how about a recipe for ducks on a string.

1. find a pond with ducks.
2. make a bread ball, tie a string on.
3. coat bread and string with something greasy(crisco, vaseline, what ever )
4. let first duck eat bread with you holding string.
	repeat while string is long enough
		5. duck excretes greasy bread.
		6. next duck eats bread.

Voila, ducks on a string.