Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site Glacier.ARPA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!Glacier!king From: king@Glacier.ARPA (Robin King) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Texan Joke (not rot.) Message-ID: <10955@Glacier.ARPA> Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 20:45:27 EDT Article-I.D.: Glacier.10955 Posted: Tue Aug 20 20:45:27 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 23-Aug-85 20:31:57 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Stanford University, IC Laboratory Lines: 16 A Texas kid had just arrived at Harvard and was familiarizing himself with the campus. He couldn't locate the library, but spotted a group of experienced- looking preppie snobs and decided to ask for help. "'Scuse me," he politely drawled, "could you tell me where the library's at?" "At Harvard, we do NOT end our sentences with a prepo- sition," one sniffed distainfully. Taken aback, the Texan corrected himself. "Well, then, can you tell me where the library's at, ASSHOLE!" Robin King