Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site hsi.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!noao!hsi!brown From: brown@hsi.UUCP (Mike Brown) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: stringing ducks Message-ID: <247@hsi.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 14:41:00 EDT Article-I.D.: hsi.247 Posted: Mon Aug 12 14:41:00 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 15-Aug-85 00:19:28 EDT References: <946@druky.UUCP> <4098@alice.UUCP> Organization: Health Systems Int., New Haven, CT. Lines: 15 > > I've heard tell that pigeons will explode if fed Alka-Seltzer tablets. Is this > true? I don't know, but how about a recipe for ducks on a string. 1. find a pond with ducks. 2. make a bread ball, tie a string on. 3. coat bread and string with something greasy(crisco, vaseline, what ever ) 4. let first duck eat bread with you holding string. repeat while string is long enough 5. duck excretes greasy bread. 6. next duck eats bread. Voila, ducks on a string.