Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-k Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:Pucc-I:Pucc-K:rsk From: rsk@pucc-k (Wombat) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Today's hit list Message-ID: <1222@pucc-k> Date: Thu, 15-Aug-85 13:21:10 EDT Article-I.D.: pucc-k.1222 Posted: Thu Aug 15 13:21:10 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 20-Aug-85 03:25:19 EDT Reply-To: rsk@pucc-k.UUCP (Wombat) Organization: Purdue University Lines: 34 Keywords: target practice Here is today's list of people who should be shot through the lungs: 1. Anyone introducing another brand of wine cooler. 2. Anyone performing street maintenance before 8 am. 3. The MTV veejay staff. (for their assinine antics during "Live Aid") 4. Anyone owning a pickup that has been jacked several feet off the ground and equipped with huge tires--but who lives in an urban area. Extra shots for those who also have lighthouse-grade extra headlights. 5. Anyone who posts an article with the line "REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE" still in it. 6. Gary Dee, the Chicago deejay whose vituperative racial slurs pollute the airwaves weekday mornings. 7. Pee Wee Herman. Just on general principles. 8. The staff of "Multi-Solutions, Inc.", whose perjorative comments about Unix accompanied announcements of their vaporware, "S1". 9. Whoever it is that stuffs half a dozen subscription applications into every copy of Scientific American (including subscription copies). 10. Anyone who complains about Unix documentation without reading it first. High on this list is Donald Norman, author of "The Trouble with Unix", which ran in Datamation a couple of years back. -- Rich Kulawiec rsk@{pur-ee,purdue}.uucp, rsk@purdue-asc.csnet rsk@purdue-asc.arpa or rsk@asc.purdue.edu