Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version nyu B notes v1.5 12/10/84; site acf4.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!acf4!mancello From: mancello@acf4.UUCP (Dominic Mancello) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: New Element Produced!!! Message-ID: <4770004@acf4.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 22:32:00 EDT Article-I.D.: acf4.4770004 Posted: Fri Aug 9 22:32:00 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 07:49:42 EDT Organization: New York University Lines: 7 A new man-made element has been produced. It is called Unixidium, named after the venerable operating system. It is produced by fusing 2 helium neclei and 3 Unix kernals (hence the name of the new element). What it's potential uses are is unknown at this point, but we do know that trying to fuse 3 nucleis of Unixidium and 2 isotopes of radon will cause the kernals to explode. What is interesting with this fusion is that more energy is released than consumed. Perhaps this is our future energy source?