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From: denn@brl-tgr.ARPA (Dennis Cornell )
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Computers
Message-ID: <506@brl-tgr.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 11:25:45 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  8 11:25:45 1985
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From the girls at AMSAA we have the original posting of why 
Computers are better than men.  In no way does this mean that
I believe this crap, but since they were afraid to post this
I have volunteered.   Get ready for this one ladies:

COMPUTERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE:

o	Computers don't smell.
o	Computers don't tell you that if you really loved them you'd
	prove it.
o	Computers don't respond unless commanded to do so.
o	Computers are easy to turn off.
o	Computers don't expect you to cook and clean for them.
o	Computers never lie.
o	Computers never promise they'll call again soon.
o	Computers nver promise they'll respect you in the morning.
o	A computer doesn't expect you not use other computers while not
	wanting you to mind that it has other users.
o	A computer doesn't feel the need to assert his masculinity.
o	Computers can be programmed.
o	Compters don't expect you to wait forever.
o	Computers don't mention sex unless you command them to.
o	Computers don't think about sex 23.99 hours a day.
o	Computers accept corrections without getting defensive.
o	Computers don't criticize your cooking.
o 	Computers don't think that sex is the most important part of
	a relationship.
o	Computers don't byte.
o	Computers aren't into bondage.
o	Computers don't roll over and go to sleep.
o	Computers have better hardware to handle the software.
o	Computers never ask you to do strange things to their hardware.
o	If hardware in a computer doesn't work correctly, it can be 
	replaced.
o	Computers never soil the sheets.
o	Computers don't change their attitude when they find out your
	pregnant.
o	Computers don't tell you that it's your fault you got pregnant.
o	It doesn't take much to get a computer in the right modem.
o	Computers never deliver premature output.
o	Computers stop outputting when you tell them to.
o	I never met anyone who could finger like a UNIX.
o	Computers are up more than they're down.
o	Computers don't get upset when you have a headache.


		Well, there it is.  Don't send me the flames, I just
		posted this.  I had no part in the creation.
		
		
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