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From: jeff@utastro.UUCP (Jeff Brown the Scumbag)
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Subject: Re: singles and meals (display much frustration here)
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Date: Thu, 15-Aug-85 21:42:54 EDT
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Do not forget the famous recipe for Bachelor Salad, which requires
less than a minute to prepare as implements only fingers, sink,
knife, and cutting surface:

	Cut wedge out of head of lettuce.
	Open bottle of salad dressing.
	Lean over sink, holding lettuce wedge in hand.
	Pour salad dressing on lettuce with other hand.
	Stuff dressed wedge into mouth.

Note this differs from Barbarian Salad only (a) the use of a sink
and (b) separating lettuce to remain unconsumed from that which is
to be eaten with an implement other than your teeth.

Jeff Brown the Scumbag			(...!utastro!jeff)
U. of Texas Astronomy Dept
Austin,  TX