Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!ucbvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kl2137!mraspuzzi From: mraspuzzi@kl2137.DEC (Michael Raspuzzi) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: a sex problem Message-ID: <3522@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 15:05:41 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3522 Posted: Thu Aug 8 15:05:41 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 03:09:48 EDT Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation Lines: 38 ----- Delivered by TOPS-20 Message Services --- Date: 8 Aug 1985 1442-EDT From: Michael RaspuzziTo: """net.singles""" at decwrl Loc/MS: "MRO1-2/H22 (Pole H2)" Phone: "DTN 231-4320 (617-467-4320)" Subject: Re: a sex problem Message-ID: <"MS11(2411)+GLXLIB5(0)" 12133539313.32.227.59820 at KL2137> >Ann says her roommate and boyfriend make too much noise >when they are making love. To answer your problem about your roommate and boyfriend being somewhat noisy when they are "play", there is no real easy solution. You might try discussing it with her and see how she feels. If she has any respect for you, she'll understand what you are asking and try to make life a little easier for you. On the other hand, if she is obnoxious about it....I have a little suggestion. My roommate has a rather loud girlfriend (yes, I hear her orgasm through the walls too) and I ask him what he is going to do about her. He jokingly says he would like to keep a bundled sock next to the bed (ala Porky's in the boy's locker room -- Lassie). Well, we get along great so anything we do to each other is all in fun. One night after they had a roll in the hay and were finished, I decided to do something. You see, women get embarassed when anything sexual comes up and implies them. Being the humorous kind of guy I am, I put on Duran Duran's "Hungry Like The Wolf". My stereo pumps out 100 watts per channel but I didn't play it loud to start with. Torwards the end of the song when the woman in the background started moaning I gradually turned up the volume. By the time she was in ecstasy, I had the stereo pushing 80 watts. She got the hint and now when my roomie and his woman have sex, it is usually when I am not around or done VERY softly. Mike Raspuzzi DEC Software Specialist ARPA: mraspuzzi%KL2137.dec@decwrl.arpa .....decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-KL2137!mraspuzzi --------