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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: Crane (and other) accident(s)
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Date: Mon, 19-Aug-85 01:45:25 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 19 01:45:25 1985
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>>>> Speaking of women and cranes...reminds me of the woman at the airport who
>>>> backed into an airplane propeller....
>>>> 
>>>> 			disaster!


>>> Reminds me of what the firefly said upon backing into the fan....
>>>
>>>			``Delighted no end!''

>> Then there's the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder...
>> 
>> 			... and got a little behind in his work.

> And the optician who backed into his lens grinding machine...
> 			... he made a spectacle of himself.

...or Big Bertha Butt who backed into a time machine.

			... all you could see was *ASS FOR DAYS*!!


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