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From: john@frog.UUCP (John Woods)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dead netters
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Date: Wed, 21-Aug-85 14:33:49 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 21 14:33:49 1985
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> 	It has come to my attention that some or perhaps all of the people
>who read net.bizarre are dead. If you think you might be dead, here is a list
>of warning signs that my help you.
> 	1) Prolonged absense of physical activity
> 	2) Loss of appetite
> 	3) Loss of sight and hearing
> 	4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles
> 	5) A rotting smell
> 	6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs
> 	7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids
> 	If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may 
> already be dead. Please check with your physician.
> 					Kenneth Crist
> 					Nation Society to Prevent Death
> 
I did check with my physician, but he had nothing to say about it.  In fact,
he hasn't said anything for a long time.......

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John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA, (617) 626-1101
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