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From: sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dr. Pepper
Message-ID: <1044@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 16:04:07 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  8 16:04:07 1985
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
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Here's an oldy but a goodie. 




Question:  Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

8^5 line feeds

Answer:  Because his wife died.

(Oh, how gross!)



-- 

Sarah E. Dugan
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there
 They have to take you in.

                                       -Robert Frost
                                        The Death of the Hired Man

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