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From: pat@uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: re: Turtles on the net
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Date: Thu, 22-Aug-85 20:36:00 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 22 20:36:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA!pat    Aug 22 19:36:00 1985


For those of you that are confused "turtles" are people who wear
those shirts with bizarre animals on the chest... like alligators (IZOD)
foxes, and wombats.

When someone asks you if you are a turtle you should respond:

	No, I only shop at Sears.

If you respond with the letters :  

	"I" "Z" "O" "D"

you are a "mock turtle" and  owe the asker beer at a local tavern.
	
If you tell the person asking the question to go eat goat manure they
owe you a pound of goat cheese.

P.E.K.