Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site rtp47.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!rti-sel!rtp47!vollum From: vollum@rtp47.UUCP (Rob Vollum) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: Turtle time Message-ID: <153@rtp47.UUCP> Date: Wed, 21-Aug-85 12:20:16 EDT Article-I.D.: rtp47.153 Posted: Wed Aug 21 12:20:16 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 15:07:11 EDT References: <769@dataio.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Data General, RTP, NC Lines: 30 >> ARE YOU A TURTLE? > >Q. What sticks so far out of a turtle's pajamas that you can hang a hat > on it?? > >A. His head !! > > >Does anyone remember the rest of the TURTLE test?? > I think there are three more questions: Q. What is a four letter word meaning "intercourse"? A. TALK Q. What word starts with the letter F and ends in UCK? A. FiretrUCK Q. What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of? A. Legs. Was that all of them? -- Rob Vollum Data General Corp. Research Triangle Park, NC!mcnc!rti-sel!rtp47!vollum