Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site panda.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!panda!dpn From: dpn@panda.UUCP (Dale P. Nielsen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Crane (and other) accident(s) Message-ID: <721@panda.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 23:10:06 EDT Article-I.D.: panda.721 Posted: Fri Aug 9 23:10:06 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 23:28:12 EDT References: <9900370@uiucdcs> <-1833202@sysvis> <9386@ucbvax.ARPA> <745@asgb.UUCP> <110@gargoyle.UUCP> Reply-To: dpn@panda.UUCP (Dale P. Nielsen) Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass. Lines: 25 Summary: In article <110@gargoyle.UUCP> matt@gargoyle.UUCP (Matt Crawford) writes: >In article <745@asgb.UUCP> devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine) writes: >>> > Speaking of women and cranes...reminds me of the woman at the airport who >>> > backed into an airplane propeller.... >>> > disaster! >>> >>> Reminds me of what the firefly said upon backing into the fan.... >>> ``Delighted no end!'' >> >>Then there's the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder... >> ... and got a little behind in his work. > >One telescope-maker here fell into a lens-grinding machine.... > ... and made a spectacle of herself. We had a guy who fell into the Xerox machine... ... he was beside himself! -- --Dale P. Nielsen "Well, that's all fuel under the reactor now, Mr. Time!"