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From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Beth Christy)
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Subject: Paul's Right
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Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 12:06:51 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 12 12:06:51 1985
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From: ted@imsvax.UUCP (Ted Holden), Message-ID: <367@imsvax.UUCP>:
>          A friend of
>          mine  from  Rhodesia  described  an event which occured ten miles
>          from his home in  which two  idiots from  New York  city blew the
>          horn of  their little  Ford Cortina  at a herd of elephants which
>          was crossing the road and taking their time  about it.   That, of
>          course, to  a bull  elephant, is a challenge.  When the elephants
>          finished with the Cortina,  it  looked  like  a  piece  of modern
>          sculpture;    you  couldn't  tell  what  it  was.  The two idiots
>          were luckier than they deserved to be, only cuts, bruises,  and a
>          few broken  bones.  They  had to  be cut  out from under the dash
>          with torches.

Paul DuBois is right - you *are* a nasty bugger.  For being unfamiliar
with the nature of elephants, they deserve worse than needing to be cut
out from under the dash with torches?  I sincerely hope you know abso-
lutely everything, 'cause if you don't, and somebody decides to apply
your own standards to you (like a god, or maybe a christ?), you're in
deep sh*t, buster.

-- 

--JB       (Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth)

		"Oh yeah, P.S.,
		 I, I feel, feel like, I am
		 in a burning building
		 And I gotta go."            (Laurie Anderson)