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From: shindman@utcs.UUCP (Paul Shindman)
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Subject: Simple Simon
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Date: Thu, 15-Aug-85 19:58:05 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 15 19:58:05 1985
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Don't know if this one has ever made it to the net...apologies
if it has recently.

(credit is due, but not to me)
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Simon
Simple Simon met a Pie Man,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon, to the Pie Man,
"May I taste your wares?"

"My whats?", enquired the Pie Man.
"Your wares", blurted Simple Simon.
"Whose where?", countered the Pie Man.
"Not where", stated Simon, "ware".
"Here", said the Pie Man.
"Where?", asked Simon.
"Yes", said the Pie Man. "Whose?"
"Not whose", responded Simon, "Ware!"
"Where's what?", demanded the Pie Man.
"What's ware?", asked Simon.
"Where?", asked the Pie Man.
"There", said Simon, pointing to the Pie Man's basket.
"Not here", said the Pie Man.
"Where?", asked Simon.
"Whose where?", repeated the Pie Man.
"Your ware", repeated Simon.
"What's a ware", asked the Italian Pie Man.
"A pie", said Simon.
"I sold the last one an hour ago", said the Pie Man.


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