Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site ssc-vax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!esco From: esco@ssc-vax.UUCP (Michael Esco) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: singles and meals (display much frustration here) Message-ID: <139@ssc-vax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 22:45:05 EDT Article-I.D.: ssc-vax.139 Posted: Tue Aug 20 22:45:05 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 17:26:18 EDT References: <106@ssc-vax.UUCP> <1470@peora.UUCP> <568@utastro.UUCP> Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA Lines: 19 > > Do not forget the famous recipe for Bachelor Salad, which requires > less than a minute to prepare as implements only fingers, sink, > knife, and cutting surface: > Cut wedge out of head of lettuce. > Open bottle of salad dressing. > Lean over sink, holding lettuce wedge in hand. > Pour salad dressing on lettuce with other hand. > Stuff dressed wedge into mouth. > Jeff Brown the Scumbag (...!utastro!jeff) I used a similar method with pineapple (though without salad dressing). In a discussion of eating habits I related the same to the group, at which point a friend said that he did the same, though nude. I told him that now I wasn't going to invite him over to help me finish off the pineapple I had. Mike Esco the not-a-scumbag