Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rruxo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxv!rruxa!rruxo!vch From: vch@rruxo.UUCP (Kerro Panille) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Challenges to Freeway Drivers Message-ID: <284@rruxo.UUCP> Date: Wed, 21-Aug-85 20:39:40 EDT Article-I.D.: rruxo.284 Posted: Wed Aug 21 20:39:40 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 25-Aug-85 06:10:20 EDT Organization: Colony, Pandora Lines: 54 Well, Not to be shown up by Bell Labs, we here at Bell Communications Research have recently conducted just such a study. Here are a few of our results: Having sex 7.9 Having Kinky sex 8.9 Picking one's nose 3.4 " " (at a light) 1.2 (watch out - we're watching you) dealing with children 6.7 dealing with children (while having sex) 9.8 (add 1 point for whips and chains in all sexual activity) doing lines 8.6 doing lines w/ the window open 10.0 Drinking hot coffee 6.5 without a lid 7.2 on a bumpy road 8.4 with a stick-shift 9.2 Driving next to a beautiful blonde 8.8 a brunette 8.4 a red-head 8.7 a carful 9.6 Checking out an accident 10.0 (we all know we have to almost stop for that one) (esp. in LA or on the LIE) passing a joint to the back seat 3.8 passing a roach to the back seat 6.4 putting a hand up a skirt 1.2 if she's in the back seat 4.5 putting on your seatbelt 5.3 (performed while driving and seeing a cop) (* note: mandatory seatbelt law in NJ) So, take that Bell Labs! -- Vince Hatem +----------------------------------------+ Bell Communications Research !"..., isn't that right, Daniel?" ! Raritan River Software Systems Center ! "When you get that look on your face, ! 444 Hoes Lane ! Marty, I go prune my roses." ! 4D-360 ! -Frank Herbert ! Piscatway, NJ 08854 ! Chapterhouse: Dune ! (201) 699-4869 ! pg 459 ! ...ihnp4!rruxo!vch +----------------------------------------+