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From: mancello@acf4.UUCP (Dominic Mancello)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: New Element Produced!!!
Message-ID: <4770004@acf4.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 22:32:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug  9 22:32:00 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 07:49:42 EDT
Organization: New York University
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A new man-made element has been produced.  It is called Unixidium, named
after the venerable operating system.  It is produced by fusing 2 helium
neclei and 3 Unix kernals (hence the name of the new element).  What it's
potential uses are is unknown at this point, but we do know that trying
to fuse 3 nucleis of Unixidium and 2 isotopes of radon will cause the
kernals to explode.  What is interesting with this fusion is that more
energy is released than consumed.  Perhaps this is our future energy source?