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From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: the aliens are among us
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Date: Mon, 5-Aug-85 22:34:14 EDT
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>Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look
>human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs,
>say experts.
>     They listed 10 signs to watch for:
>       1. Odd or mismatched clothes.
  CHECK
>       2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits.
  CHECK
>       3. Bizarre sense of humor.
  CHECK (I'm posting here, aren't I?)
>       4. Takes frequent sick days.
  NOPE
>       5. Keeps a written or tape-recorded diary. 
  CHECK
>       6. Misuses everyday items.
  CHECK
>       7. Constant questioning about customs of co-workers.
  NOPE
>       8. Secretive about personal life-style and home.
  CHECK
>       9. Frequently talks to himself.
  CHECK
>      10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near
>          certain high-tech hardware.
  CHECK

OHMYGOD!  I'm a space alien!

So now what do I do?

-- 

                                         Steve Thiel
                               ...ihnp4!ut-ngp!thiel
"It's a Mr. Death or something... he's come about the reaping?"