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From: sinclair@aero.ARPA (William S. Sinclair )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The World's Worst Pun (offensive to bean eaters)
Message-ID: <353@aero.ARPA>
Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 19:36:47 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 12 19:36:47 1985
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Organization: The Aerospace Corp., El Segundo, CA
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             * * * * The World's Worst Pun * * * * * * *
 
 
There once was a Toyota salesman who had a peculiar medical problem.  Every time
he passed gas, no matter how discretely, it made a noise like Honda! Honda!
Needless to say, it was affecting his job performance, to the point where he
was getting desparate.  He visited internists, acupuncturists, astrologers,
proctologists, surgeons, chiropractors, etc. to no avail.  Finally, someone
recommended a dentist.
 
When he saw the dentist,  the dentist looked in his mouth, and remarked: 
"I see the cause of your trouble.  You have a large abcess beind your third
molar.  If I fix that, your problem will go away."
 
The salesman was skeptical. "Are you kidding me?  How could an abcess in my
mouth have any bearing on what's happening on the other end?"
 
The dentist replied: "Haven't you heard the old expression?  Abcess makes the
fart go Honda!!! "














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