Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site proper.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!proper!carl From: carl@proper.UUCP (Carl Greenberg) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Apply for membership now! Message-ID: <191@proper.UUCP> Date: Wed, 7-Aug-85 17:53:41 EDT Article-I.D.: proper.191 Posted: Wed Aug 7 17:53:41 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 05:06:23 EDT Reply-To: carl@proper.UUCP (Carl Greenberg) Organization: Lunatic Laboratories Unltd. Lines: 59 Keywords: insanity chaos anarchy discord fun sex drugs rock'n'roll Disorganization: Discordian Society ___________________________________________________________________________ | Application for Membership | | In the Erisian Movement of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY | | | | 1. Today's date Yesterday's date | | | | 2. Purpose of this application: --membership in: a. Legion of | | Dynamic Discord b. POEE c. Bavarian Illuminati d. All of | | the above e. None of the above f. Other--be SPECIFIC! | | | | 3. Name Holy Name | | ________________________________________________________________ | | | | Address | | ________________________________________________________________ | | If temporary, also give an address from which mail can be forwarded. | | | | 4. Description: Born: [ ] yes [ ] no Eyes: [ ] 2 [ ] other | | Height: _______ fl. oz. Last time you had a haircut: | | Reason: Race: [ ] horse [ ] human I.Q.: 150-200 | | 200-250 250-300 over 300 | | | | 5. History: Education - highest grade completed 1 2 3 4 5 6 >6 | | Professional: On another ream of paper list every job since | | 1937 from which you have been fired. Medical: On a seperate | | sheet labeled "confidential," list all major psychotic episodes | | experienced within the last 24 hours | | | | 6. Sneaky questions to establish personality traits | | I would rather a. live in an outhouse b. play in a rock group | | c. eat caterpillars. I wear obscene tattoos because _________ | | _____________________ I have ceased raping little children | | [ ] yes [ ] no -- reason ________________________ | | | | 7. SELF-PORTRAIT | | | | | | ________________________ | | | | | | | LICK HERE! | | | | @@ | | | | @@ | | | | (You may be one of the | | | | lucky 25) | | | Rev. Greenberg |________________________| | | For Office Use Only- acc. rej. burned | |___________________________________________________________________________| INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Fill out this application in five copies. 2. Sign and nose-print each copy. 3. Send one to carl@proper.UUCP (Improper UNIX). 4. Send one to your System Administrator. 5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. Then consult your pineal gland. DISCORDIAN UNIX: TECHNOLOGICAL WEIRDNESS -- Lunatic Laboratories Unltd. Mass Insanity Research Etc.