Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.16 $; site faust.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!cca!faust!schrei From: schrei@faust.UUCP Newsgroups: net.misc.coke Subject: Brilliant market hype! Message-ID: <29700001@faust.UUCP> Date: Mon, 22-Jul-85 13:09:00 EDT Article-I.D.: faust.29700001 Posted: Mon Jul 22 13:09:00 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 20-Aug-85 00:06:13 EDT Lines: 11 Nf-ID: #N:faust:29700001:000:485 Nf-From: faust!schrei Jul 22 13:09:00 1985 This will all go down in the annals of hucksterism as the most legendarily successful sales promotion of all time. Anyone who thinks otherwise just doesn't understand the brown noise that emanates con- tinuously from the bullshit machine. For example, a vending machine with five slots that used to give one to Coke, will now give two. Market share, being almost linearly related to market exposure, will then jump from 20% to 40%. The most brilliant market hype ever!