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From: ran@bentley.UUCP (RA Novo)
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Subject: Re: WEIRD SCIENCE (warning! slight spoiler)
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Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 11:03:09 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug  9 11:03:09 1985
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*** Spoiler ahead if you didn't see the movie ***
*** If you saw the movie, it wouldn't be much of a spoiler now, would it?***
>                               WEIRD SCIENCE
>                      A film review by Mark R. Leeper
>
>Lisa (the sexpot) has all sorts of
>knowledge that there is no way she could have.  She is able to manipulate
>matter in impossible ways; she can even "cloud men's minds."  

When the boys programmed the computer to create her, they fed in pictures
of Albert Einstein for her intelligence component, and pictures of David
Lee Roth for her personality traits, in addition to many Playboy centerfolds
for her physical characteristics. This makes it obvious how she can manipulate
peoples minds, of course! I've always been wondering, why can't Van Halen just
feed in lots of data to a computer like this about David Lee Roth and just
create a replacement for him.
>
>					Mark R. Leeper
>					...ihnp4!mtgzz!leeper
>
>
-- 

Robert A. Novo				"Captain! They put creatures
AT&T Bell Labs				 in our ears! They made us say
Piscataway, NJ                           things that weren't true!"
...bentley!ran