Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 5/22/85; site cbosgd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!gatech!cbosgd!fohl From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Greeks! - offensive to more Greeks (rot 13) Message-ID: <1376@cbosgd.UUCP> Date: Wed, 7-Aug-85 11:05:10 EDT Article-I.D.: cbosgd.1376 Posted: Wed Aug 7 11:05:10 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 8-Aug-85 01:43:26 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh Lines: 36 D: Ubj qb lbh frcnengr gur zra sebz gur oblf va Terrpr? N: Jvgu n pebjone. (V xabj vg'f byq, ohg vg'f n yrnq-va) (Ab cha vagrarqrq) D: Jul qvq gur Terrx obl yrnir ubzr? N: Ur qvqa'g yvxr gur jnl uvf sngure jnf ernevat uvz. D: Jul qvq gur Terrx obl pbzr ubzr nsgre njuvyr? N: Ur qvqa'g jnag gb yrnir uvf oebguref oruvaq? Url, V'z nyybjrq gb gryy gurfr wbxrf; V'z Terrx. (Qba'g jnyx va sebag bs zr) Jryy, V'z unys Terrx, naljnl. (Qba'g jnyx orfvqr zr) Gura gurer'f gur byq Terrx wbxr nobhg n Terrx gung tbrf vagb n Puvarfr erfgnhenag. Qhevat gur pbhefr bs gur qvfphffvba, gur Puvarfr jnvgre fnlf "Lbh-nu yvxr-nu syvrq yvpr?". Gur Terrx gubhtug gung jnf gur shaavrfg guvat ur unq urneq sbe njuvyr, fb ur tbg ba gur Puvanzna'f pnfr nobhg syvrq yvpr. Gur Terrx jrag bhg bs uvf jnl gb pbzr onpx gb gur erfgnhenag naq tvir gur Puvanzna tevrs nobhg syvrq yvpr. Jryy, gur Puvanzna tbg cvffrq nobhg guvf, naq ur svtherq gur bayl guvat gb qb jnf gnxr fcrnxvat yrffbaf fb ur pbhyq yrnea gb gnyx evtug. Nsgre n srj zbaguf bs gur yrffbaf, gur Terrx pbzrf va naq cebprrqf gb tvir gur Puvanzna tevrs nobhg syvrq yvpr, jurerhcba gur Puvanzna fnlf, va uvf orfg Ratyvfu "Gung'f sE-E-E-Evrq E-E-E-Evpr, lbh Tyrrx cyvpx!". -- Fohlski --> I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting, but they wouldn't tell me where it was.