Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpg.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!ihlpg!sed408 From: sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Dr. Pepper Message-ID: <1044@ihlpg.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 16:04:07 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpg.1044 Posted: Thu Aug 8 16:04:07 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 05:40:23 EDT Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 30 Here's an oldy but a goodie. Question: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? 8^5 line feeds Answer: Because his wife died. (Oh, how gross!) -- Sarah E. Dugan "Home is the place where, when you have to go there They have to take you in. -Robert Frost The Death of the Hired Man ########################################################################### # AT&T Bell Labs IH 1D-408 The Forest (home) # # Naperville-Wheaton Rd. 1353 Crab Apple Court Apt. 101 # # Naperville, Illinois 60566 Naperville, Illinois 60540 # # (312) 979 - 5545 (312) 355 - 0445 # ###########################################################################