Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site oddjob.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!ihnp4!oddjob!matt From: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: sounds -- in reverse Message-ID: <897@oddjob.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 15:53:04 EDT Article-I.D.: oddjob.897 Posted: Fri Aug 9 15:53:04 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 13-Aug-85 00:40:35 EDT References: <799@aluxe.UUCP> Reply-To: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford) Organization: U. Chicago, Astronomy & Astrophysics Lines: 38 A similar idea, but now the sound is the punchline, not the question. Cadence is important, but you'll figure them out... Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? T'the dump, t'the dump, t'the dump dump dump. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant... How deep is a frog's pond? Knee-deep. Knee-deep. And finally, just because it alliterates: What did the Lone Ranger say when he got his draft card? On to Toronto pronto, Tonto! _____________________________________________________ Matt University crawford@anl-mcs.arpa Crawford of Chicago ihnp4!oddjob!matt (If you don't like 'em, write your own apology.)