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From: carl@proper.UUCP (Carl Greenberg)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help!  I'm losing my mind!
Message-ID: <234@proper.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 21-Aug-85 05:43:16 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 21 05:43:16 1985
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In article <> rmm@tuit.UUCP writes:
>My terminal is sprouting legs!  I'm not even sure where I am
>or if I exist.  /dev/null, here I come    ...
>
Your terminal is sprouting legs?  Tighten the screws on your DB25 interface
to its back so it won't wander off.  And before heading off to /dev/null,
copy your source off a few times, core dump, and see if any nice hackers
will try to debug you.  (I am assuming you are what happens when some AI
programmer rewrites nroff...  If you're a real person, salt a few slugs,
walk up to people on the street and make sure they're not on the net, and
put on headphones and turn your stereo up REAL LOUD..)
						Carl Greenberg