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From: bruns@wanginst.UUCP (Glenn Bruns)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: just a couple jokesSubject: just a couple jokes
Message-ID: <933@wanginst.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 13-Aug-85 17:36:37 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 13 17:36:37 1985
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Organization: Wang Institute, Tyngsboro, Ma.  01879
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Nf n ceryhqr gb GUR WBXR, V'q yvxr gb gunax arg.wbxrf pbagevohgbef bs gur
ynfg lrne sbe znxvat yvsr n ovg yvtugre sbe zr.  Urer'f bar bs zl snibevgr
wbxrf - V'ir orra jnvgvat gb znxr fher vg unfa'g orra ba gur arg zvyyvbaf
bs gvzrf:

Na rtt, n cbgngb, naq n cravf jrer univat oernxsnfg gbtrgure.  Vg jnf fgvyy
rneyl naq rirelbar jnf va n fuvggl zbbq.  Gur rtt tehzoyrq, "Zl yvsr'f n
ovgpu.  V trg guebja va n cna bs obvyvat jngre jvgu n ohapu bs bgure rttf,
trg obhaprq nebhaq, gura gurl penpx zl urnq bcra naq rng zr!".  Gur cbgngb
jnfa'g vzcerffrq.  "Gung'f abguvat.  V trg zl fxva crryrq bss, gurl guebj
zr va obvyvat jngre sbe n ybat gvzr, gura gurl znfu zr naq rng zr!"  Gur
cravf unq gb znxr uvf pnfr: "Lbh thlf unir vg rnfl.  Gurl jnxr zr hc ng
5:30 rirel zbeavat, guebj n cynfgvp ont bire zl urnq, gura fubir zr va fbzr
qnzc pnir naq znxr zr qb chfuhcf gvyy V ibzvg!!".

Naq urer'f bar lbh zvtug unir urneq:

N thl jnf qevivat uvf fgngvba jntba qbja n serrjnl va Y.N.  Ur unq n srj
crathvaf va gur onpx.  N uvtujnl cngebyzna fgbcf gur thl naq fnlf, "Url Cny,
V jnag lbh gb gnxr gubfr crathvaf gb gur mbb evtug njnl".  Gur thl fnlf,
"Ab ceboyrz, bssvpre", naq tbrf bss.  Gur arkg qnl gur thl vf qevivat qbja
gur serrjnl va uvf fgngvba jntba ntnva; gur crathvaf ner va gur onpx.
Gur fnzr uvtujnl cngebyzna fcbgf gur thl naq vf bhgentrq.  "Ohqql, V gbyq
lbh lrfgreqnl gb GNXR GUBFR CRATHVAF GB GUR MBB!"  Gur thl ercyvrf, "V qvq
bssvpre.  Gbqnl jr'er tbvat gb Qvfarlynaq".


- Tyraa Oehaf