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From: kwc@cvl.UUCP (Kenneth W. Crist Jr.)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Dead netters
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Date: Sat, 17-Aug-85 14:54:50 EDT
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Posted: Sat Aug 17 14:54:50 1985
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	It has come to my attention that some or perhaps all of the people
who read net.bizarre are dead. If you think you might be dead, here is a list 
of warning signs that my help you.

	1) Prolonged absense of physical activity

	2) Loss of appetite

	3) Loss of sight and hearing

	4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles

	5) A rotting smell

	6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs

	7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids

	If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may 
already be dead. Please check with your physician.

					Kenneth Crist
					Nation Society to Prevent Death