Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site cvl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!cvl!kwc From: kwc@cvl.UUCP (Kenneth W. Crist Jr.) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Dead netters Message-ID: <733@cvl.UUCP> Date: Sat, 17-Aug-85 14:54:50 EDT Article-I.D.: cvl.733 Posted: Sat Aug 17 14:54:50 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Aug-85 06:56:47 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Computer Vision Lab, U. of Maryland, College Park Lines: 24 It has come to my attention that some or perhaps all of the people who read net.bizarre are dead. If you think you might be dead, here is a list of warning signs that my help you. 1) Prolonged absense of physical activity 2) Loss of appetite 3) Loss of sight and hearing 4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles 5) A rotting smell 6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs 7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may already be dead. Please check with your physician. Kenneth Crist Nation Society to Prevent Death