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From: matt@gargoyle.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Crane (and other) accident(s)
Message-ID: <110@gargoyle.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 00:03:18 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  8 00:03:18 1985
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Reply-To: matt@gargoyle.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
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In article <745@asgb.UUCP> devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine) writes:
>> > Speaking of women and cranes...reminds me of the woman at the airport who
>> > backed into an airplane propeller....
>> > 			disaster!
>> 
>> Reminds me of what the firefly said upon backing into the fan....
>> 			``Delighted no end!''
>
>Then there's the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder...
>			... and got a little behind in his work.

One telescope-maker here fell into a lens-grinding machine....

			... and made a spectacle of herself.

(No, I'm not sorry.  But I will be in five minutes.)

				Matt