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From: ables@mcc-db.UUCP (King Ables)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Houses near the Airport
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Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 14:10:49 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  8 14:10:49 1985
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>          I don't know if anyone has suggested this before, but why don't 
> they give the houses near the airports to the deaf people. It seems that 
> everyone I know that lives near the Buffalo Airport complains about the noise.

How about a little credit where credit is due??  Gallagher (the comedian)
had this in one of his stage acts quite a while ago.  Except for the rare
possibility of an accident in a nearby neighborhood, it would seem to make
a lot of sense.  Although, break-ins might be high in the neighborhood (no
one could hear breaking glass, alarms, or squealing tires)!

Unless, of course, you REALLY DID think of this yourself... in which case,
don't you wish you had thought of it earlier so you could have sold it
to Gallagher?

-King
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