Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.8 $; site uiucdcs Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!pat From: pat@uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: re: Turtles on the net Message-ID: <161000004@uiucdcs> Date: Thu, 22-Aug-85 20:36:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.161000004 Posted: Thu Aug 22 20:36:00 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 25-Aug-85 05:44:41 EDT References: <1101@cbdkc1.UUCP> Lines: 19 Nf-ID: #R:cbdkc1.UUCP:-110100:uiucdcs:161000004:000:484 Nf-From: uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA!pat Aug 22 19:36:00 1985 For those of you that are confused "turtles" are people who wear those shirts with bizarre animals on the chest... like alligators (IZOD) foxes, and wombats. When someone asks you if you are a turtle you should respond: No, I only shop at Sears. If you respond with the letters : "I" "Z" "O" "D" you are a "mock turtle" and owe the asker beer at a local tavern. If you tell the person asking the question to go eat goat manure they owe you a pound of goat cheese. P.E.K.