Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site cosivax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!mhuxn!mhuxr!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!mb2c!umich!cosivax!sb From: sb@cosivax.UUCP (Sam Black) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: WATFIV (+ a special bonus: a song!!!) Message-ID: <151@cosivax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 10:26:26 EDT Article-I.D.: cosivax.151 Posted: Mon Aug 12 10:26:26 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 17-Aug-85 06:52:52 EDT References: <115@uw-june> <53100120@trsvax> <353@wuphys.UUCP> Organization: COSI, Ann Arbor, MI Lines: 23 > it is not just the next version of WATFOR. If anyone out in netland has > a WATFIV manual, the history of the name is given there. > I believe it stands for WATerloo Fortran IV. Now for the song (from MAD magazine many moons ago): To the tune of "Hello, Dolly" Hello deli, This is Joe, deli, Would you please send up a nice corned beef on rye. A box of Ritz, deli, And some Schlitz, deli, And some liver and a sliver of your apple pie. Some chicken legs, deli, Hard boiled eggs, deli, Some tomatoes and potatoes you french fry. Don't delay, deli, You know that I just can't wait, deli. Deli without breakfast I will die.