Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site panda.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!panda!dpn From: dpn@panda.UUCP (Disco Duck) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: taxi driver joke Message-ID: <719@panda.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 14:57:05 EDT Article-I.D.: panda.719 Posted: Fri Aug 9 14:57:05 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 23:05:50 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Twin City Pizza, Fitchburg, Mass. Lines: 13 *** DO NOT REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** Did you hear about the taxi driver who swerved to avoid a child? He almost fell off the couch. -- --Dale P. Nielsen "Well, that's all fuel under the reactor now, Mr. Time!"