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From: brisco@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (T.p.)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: this morning ...
Message-ID: <3182@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 09:16:28 EDT
Article-I.D.: topaz.3182
Posted: Thu Aug  8 09:16:28 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 06:22:48 EDT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
Lines: 47
Keywords: plutonium,coffee


	This morning (a very wet and humid one), as I was driving in
to work, something very bizarre happened to me.  I was driving, as
usual with a cup of coffee in my right hand.  Some guy in a red truck
cut me off, so I put down the coffee to make obscene gestures at him.
	Well, the moment I put down my cup of coffee, the guy in the
red truck put on his brakes, thus causing me to brake and my coffee
spilled on the floor. (*here's the bizarre part*)  After swearing,
I noticed that it had started to rain a very fine mist of weak coffee
within my car!
	I looked at the puddle of coffee on the floor and deduced that the
steam from the coffee had gone into the air, causing the air to reach
it's saturation point, and thus rain. Since it was coffee steam,
(mixed with the water in the air) logically it had produced weak coffee.

	I was wondering:

1)	If I had been drinking isobutyl propane - would it have rained
	 gasoline? (if so, Im going to quit my job and do that for
	 a living)

2)	If the coffee had been fresh-brewed instead of the instant I 
	 usually drink -- would the rain have been more drinkable?

3)	If I had put a hundreth of a mole (6.02x10^10) atoms of plutonium
	 in my coffee instead of a teaspoon of sugar, would the mist
	 have reached critical mass and exploded, thus ruining the 
	 entire east coast of America?

4)	Would the obscene gestures I make have any direct bearing
	 on the quality of the precipitation?




						tp.

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