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From: bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: sounds
Message-ID: <799@aluxe.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 12:25:57 EDT
Article-I.D.: aluxe.799
Posted: Fri Aug  9 12:25:57 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 13-Aug-85 01:45:55 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Allentown, PA
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 What goes: 

 SHHH...SHHH...SHHH
 SHHH...SHHH...SHHH
 SHHH...SHHH...SHHH



(a cheerleader at a golf match)



What goes:

HISSS...KNOP
HISSS...KNOP
HISSS...KNOP




(two snakes playing ping-pong)  




What goes:

    
STOMP...STOMP...SLUSH...STOMP...
STOMP...STOMP...SLUSH...STOMP...
STOMP...STOMP...SLUSH...STOMP...



(an elephant with one wet sneaker)




What goes:



SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...
SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...
SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SPLASH



(a cat sharpening it's claws an a water bed)
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sorry thats all I could remember

bob adolt - bell labs - allentown, pa
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ps - even sorry i remembered them