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From: kumpf@daemen.UUCP (Chumley J. Walrus)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Houses near the Airport
Message-ID: <798@daemen.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 6-Aug-85 17:56:38 EDT
Article-I.D.: daemen.798
Posted: Tue Aug  6 17:56:38 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 9-Aug-85 02:46:33 EDT
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Organization: Daemen College Computer Science, Buffalo NY
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           I don't know if anyone has suggested this before, but why don't 
 they give the houses near the airports to the deaf people. It seems that 
 everyone I know that lives near the Buffalo Airport complains about the noise.

           If we gave the deaf people those houses, they wouldn't complain 
 because they couldn't hear the planes.

 
 Also, I feel that sex and computers/electronics are interchangable:

    Here is a list of the following:

   'Oh what a big transducer you have'

   'OH OH OH I'm gunna core dump'

   'What a fine pair of hard disks you have'

   'Fondle my floppies'

   'Let me fondle your bits and reset your parity'

   'Do you mind if we switch users'

   'I come here expecting sex, and you give me a stopped job'

   'Its so small, you can't even bring it to the foreground!'

   'What size is yours, 8 inch or 5 1/4 ?'

   'Not tonight, I have a soft error'
  
   'What a hard error you have'

   'We can't interface, our modes are wrong'

   'I can't even get it up after a shutdown/reboot'
  
   'I can't even get it up to multi-user'

   'Oh no,it's falling back to single-user'

   'Just as I was about to core dump, my wife logged me out'

   'Whats your sign ..... rwx------'

   'Do you byte? No I nibble'

   'What a large RAM you have''

   'Lets crosslink devices'
 
   'My head seized and I was stuck in her device all night'

     
        Anymore you can think of??????????


                         Chumley J.
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