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From: bobc@tektools.UUCP (Bob Crane)
Newsgroups: net.aviation
Subject: Making First Time Flyers Nervous
Message-ID: <360@tektools.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 21:36:46 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  8 21:36:46 1985
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Did it ever occur to anyone that you can make a first time
flyer REAL NERVOUS by reading the airplane checklist?

I just recently talked to a woman who said that she was ready to jump
out of the plane when she saw the pilot get out a "instruction
book" just before take off.

Better yet, you could make the passengers MORE nervous by
labeling the checklist with,

	   ======================
           ||                  ||
	   || LEARN HOW TO FLY ||
           ||                  ||
           ||                  ||
	   ||   10 EASY STEPS  ||
           ||                  ||
           ||                  ||
           ||                  ||
           ||                  ||
	   ======================

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Bob Crane
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