Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 7/17/84; site piggy.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!piggy!mlk From: mlk@piggy.UUCP (Marcello L. Kotler) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Funny One Linners - offensive to Everyone, especially woman (ROT13) Message-ID: <362@piggy.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 16:30:44 EDT Article-I.D.: piggy.362 Posted: Thu Aug 8 16:30:44 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 05:38:30 EDT Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Holmdel, NJ Lines: 70 *** ERCHYFVIR YVARF VF GUR ZRFFNTR *** Urer ner n srj bar-yvaref gung V gubhtug jrer shaal. 1. Jub jnf gur svefg Fbsg Qevax Znxre ? Nqnz - Ur znqr Rir'f Pureel Cbc 2. Jul ner jbzna cnagf yvxr qbaxrl rnef ? Orpnhfr vg gnxrf na nff gb ubyq gurz hc. 3. Jul qbrf n ebbfgre pebj va gur zbeavat ? Gb yrg gur snezre xabj gung uvf pbpx vf bhg. 4. Jung cneg bs gur obql fubhyq abg zbir juvyr qnapvat ? Lbhe objryf. 5. Jung vf gur pbbyrfg cneg bs gur znaf obql ? Uvf onyyf. Gurve 2 orybj. 6. Jung vf gur orfg guvat ba n jbzna ? N zna. 7. Jung vf na byvir ? Na byqznvqf pureel ghearq terra jvgu rail. 8. Jura vf n tvey n ivetva ? Bar bhg bs 25 gvzrf. 9. N zna jrag gb orq jvgu 3 jbzra, Ubj znal navznyf jrer gurer ? 4 Nffrf, 8 Pnyirf, 3 Chfflf naq bar Qrnq Pbpx !!!!! 10. Jung vf gur zbfg hfryrff guvat ba Tenaqzn ? Tenaqcn. 11. Jung vf n tragyrzra ? Bar gung chgf ngyrnfg unys uvf jrvtug ba uvf ryobjf. 12. Jub jnf gur svefg pnecragre ? Rir - Fur znqr Nqnzf Onaanan Fgnaq. 13. Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra Fva naq Funzr ? Vgf n Fva gb chg vg va naq n Funzr gb gnxr vg bhg. 14. Jul ner jbzraf yrtf yvxr znaher ? Orpnhfr lbh tbg gb fcernq gurz obgu orsber gurl qb nal tbbq. 15. Jung vf gur uneqrfg guvat va gur jbeyq gb qb ? Chg vg va fbsg. 16. Jung vf gur qrsvavgvba bs n Chffl ? N pbbyvat Flfgrz sbe n Ubg Ebq. 17. Jul vf n jbzna yvxr n selvat cna ? Orpnhfr gurl obgu unir gb or ubg orsber lbh chg gur zrng va. 18. Jul qb Sverzna unir ovttre onyyf guna Cbyvprzna ? Gurl fryy zber gvpxrgf. Gun gun gun gun gungf nyy sbyxf !!!!!! Vs nalbar bhg gurer unf nalzber tbbq bar yvaref, cyrnfr cbfg gurz.