Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site frog.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!cybvax0!frog!john From: john@frog.UUCP (John Woods) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: Dead netters Message-ID: <278@frog.UUCP> Date: Wed, 21-Aug-85 14:33:49 EDT Article-I.D.: frog.278 Posted: Wed Aug 21 14:33:49 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 19:24:37 EDT References: <733@cvl.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA Lines: 20 > It has come to my attention that some or perhaps all of the people >who read net.bizarre are dead. If you think you might be dead, here is a list >of warning signs that my help you. > 1) Prolonged absense of physical activity > 2) Loss of appetite > 3) Loss of sight and hearing > 4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles > 5) A rotting smell > 6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs > 7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids > If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may > already be dead. Please check with your physician. > Kenneth Crist > Nation Society to Prevent Death > I did check with my physician, but he had nothing to say about it. In fact, he hasn't said anything for a long time....... -- John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA, (617) 626-1101 ...!decvax!frog!john, ...!mit-eddie!jfw, jfw%mit-ccc@MIT-XX.ARPA