Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-sally.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!gatech!ut-sally!crandell From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: the aliens are among us Message-ID: <2651@ut-sally.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 19:32:50 EDT Article-I.D.: ut-sally.2651 Posted: Mon Aug 12 19:32:50 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 01:22:16 EDT References: <663@panda.UUCP> <202@gymble.UUCP> <751@masscomp.UUCP> <2208@ut-ngp.UTEXAS> Distribution: net Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas Lines: 22 > >Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look > >human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, > >say experts. > > They listed 10 signs to watch for: > > 1. Odd or mismatched clothes. > CHECK > > 2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. > CHECK > ... > > 10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near > > certain high-tech hardware. > CHECK > > OHMYGOD! I'm a space alien! > > So now what do I do? Call home, obviously. -- Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin {ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!crandell