Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/12/84; site aero.ARPA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwrba!aero!sinclair From: sinclair@aero.ARPA (William S. Sinclair ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to mail carrier(s) Message-ID: <334@aero.ARPA> Date: Wed, 7-Aug-85 16:00:39 EDT Article-I.D.: aero.334 Posted: Wed Aug 7 16:00:39 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 22:22:27 EDT Reply-To: sinclair@aero.UUCP (William S. Sinclair (5435)) Organization: The Aerospace Corp., El Segundo, CA Lines: 12 At around christmas time, a mailman was making the rounds. At one of the houses, he was greeted at the door by a young woman wearing a negligee' that displayed all she had. She invited him in for a drink. Before long, thay were going at it hard and heavy. When he was done, she reached under the pillow, and gave him a ten dollar bill. "What's this for?" he asked her. "Well, my husband and I were discussing christmas presents for various people, and the subject came up of what we should give you. He said 'Aw, f**k him. Give him ten dollars.' "