Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site wanginst.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!wanginst!bruns From: bruns@wanginst.UUCP (Glenn Bruns) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: just a couple jokesSubject: just a couple jokes Message-ID: <933@wanginst.UUCP> Date: Tue, 13-Aug-85 17:36:37 EDT Article-I.D.: wanginst.933 Posted: Tue Aug 13 17:36:37 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 23:47:37 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Wang Institute, Tyngsboro, Ma. 01879 Lines: 29 Nf n ceryhqr gb GUR WBXR, V'q yvxr gb gunax arg.wbxrf pbagevohgbef bs gur ynfg lrne sbe znxvat yvsr n ovg yvtugre sbe zr. Urer'f bar bs zl snibevgr wbxrf - V'ir orra jnvgvat gb znxr fher vg unfa'g orra ba gur arg zvyyvbaf bs gvzrf: Na rtt, n cbgngb, naq n cravf jrer univat oernxsnfg gbtrgure. Vg jnf fgvyy rneyl naq rirelbar jnf va n fuvggl zbbq. Gur rtt tehzoyrq, "Zl yvsr'f n ovgpu. V trg guebja va n cna bs obvyvat jngre jvgu n ohapu bs bgure rttf, trg obhaprq nebhaq, gura gurl penpx zl urnq bcra naq rng zr!". Gur cbgngb jnfa'g vzcerffrq. "Gung'f abguvat. V trg zl fxva crryrq bss, gurl guebj zr va obvyvat jngre sbe n ybat gvzr, gura gurl znfu zr naq rng zr!" Gur cravf unq gb znxr uvf pnfr: "Lbh thlf unir vg rnfl. Gurl jnxr zr hc ng 5:30 rirel zbeavat, guebj n cynfgvp ont bire zl urnq, gura fubir zr va fbzr qnzc pnir naq znxr zr qb chfuhcf gvyy V ibzvg!!". Naq urer'f bar lbh zvtug unir urneq: N thl jnf qevivat uvf fgngvba jntba qbja n serrjnl va Y.N. Ur unq n srj crathvaf va gur onpx. N uvtujnl cngebyzna fgbcf gur thl naq fnlf, "Url Cny, V jnag lbh gb gnxr gubfr crathvaf gb gur mbb evtug njnl". Gur thl fnlf, "Ab ceboyrz, bssvpre", naq tbrf bss. Gur arkg qnl gur thl vf qevivat qbja gur serrjnl va uvf fgngvba jntba ntnva; gur crathvaf ner va gur onpx. Gur fnzr uvtujnl cngebyzna fcbgf gur thl naq vf bhgentrq. "Ohqql, V gbyq lbh lrfgreqnl gb GNXR GUBFR CRATHVAF GB GUR MBB!" Gur thl ercyvrf, "V qvq bssvpre. Gbqnl jr'er tbvat gb Qvfarlynaq". - Tyraa Oehaf