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From: guy@sun.uucp (Guy Harris)
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Subject: Re: An open letter to Moriarty
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Date: Thu, 22-Aug-85 05:17:27 EDT
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> Ive been looking all over the place for a John Fluke, but nobody in my
> area seems to carry them.

A "john fluke" is sort of like a liver fluke only it lives somewhere other
than your liver, feeding on, well, whatever passes by it...

The trouble is that it shouldn't be John Fluke Mfg. Co., it should be John
Fluke Breeding Farms, but the founder was told by his parents that babies
were made on an assembly line, so he had a little trouble telling the
difference between reproduction and manufacture (or between copulation and
assembly, but that's another story).

	Guy Harris