Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site mhuxn.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!lorien From: lorien@mhuxn.UUCP (CONWAY) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: Turtle time Message-ID: <218@mhuxn.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 11:21:07 EDT Article-I.D.: mhuxn.218 Posted: Tue Aug 20 11:21:07 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 00:35:14 EDT References: <769@dataio.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 37 > >It's been a while since this has been asked. What better place to > >ask it again than net.bizarre? > > > > ARE YOU A TURTLE? > > > I haven't heard that question asked since junior high school !! > > > Q. What sticks so far out of a turtle's pajamas that you can hang a hat > on it?? > > > > > > > A. His head !! > > > Does anyone remember the rest of the TURTLE test?? *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** I remember only two of the Turtle Test questions. They go something like: What does a dog do on three legs, that a man does on two legs, that a woman does sitting down? Shakes hands. What is a four-letter word meaning intercourse? Talk.