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From: wanttaja@ssc-vax.UUCP (Ronald J Wanttaja)
Newsgroups: net.aviation
Subject: Re: Making First Time Flyers Nervous
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Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 02:14:17 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 12 02:14:17 1985
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> I just recently talked to a woman who said that she was ready to jump
> out of the plane when she saw the pilot get out a "instruction
> book" just before take off.
> 
> Better yet, you could make the passengers MORE nervous by
> labeling the checklist with,
> 
> 	   || LEARN HOW TO FLY ||
> 	   ||   10 EASY STEPS  ||

Nahhhhhhhh, just have it printed in braille...:-)

                                                Ron Wanttaja
						(ssc-vax!wanttaja)


Second favorite pre-takeoff statement to passengers:

"Uhhhh, pitch controls airspeed, right...?" then start pushing the stick
back and forth to "gain speed."