Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site gargoyle.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!amd!vecpyr!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!seismo!harvard!think!mit-eddie!genrad!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!gargoyle!carnes From: carnes@gargoyle.UUCP (Richard Carnes) Newsgroups: net.politics,net.flame Subject: Re: We're next (Communist takeover of U.S.) Message-ID: <151@gargoyle.UUCP> Date: Wed, 14-Aug-85 14:32:44 EDT Article-I.D.: gargoyle.151 Posted: Wed Aug 14 14:32:44 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 20-Aug-85 02:07:24 EDT References: <3593@decwrl.UUCP> Reply-To: carnes@gargoyle.UUCP (Richard Carnes) Followup-To: net.politics Organization: U. of Chicago, Computer Science Dept. Lines: 64 Xref: linus net.politics:9826 net.flame:10671 Don Black, the un-Nazi, writes: > We, the Good Ol' U. S. of A., are next on the Hit List. Once South > Africa is securely in the Soviet Bloc, rest assured that the > Communist/Nazi/Internationalists will start the final assault > against us. The Order of Battle is already written. > > Sleep well tonight. We don't have too many more [nights] left. I have recently learned from my contacts in the KGB that the Communist takeover of the US has been postponed until the end of the Reagan Administration or the end of the world whichever comes first, so Don can relax his eternal vigilance for a while at least. Frankly, the Kremlin leaders have no stomach for the encounter as long as a real man is in the White House (or on his ranch) and they are waiting until the likes of Fritz or Teddy occupies the Oval Office. In a spirit of fraternity and patriotism (and the possibility of making a lot of money), I'd like to offer the following advice to Don, for whatever it's worth. During the coming takeover attempt, the people who are likely to cause the most damage are left-wing types like myself, who are likely to turn quisling and give aid and comfort to the wrong side. It is extremely important to keep an eye on such people, so some kind of surveillance and/or preventive detention should be initiated. And if the government won't do it, then it's up to you and your friends, Don -- after all, what is more important, obeying the letter of the law or preserving American liberties? In any case, I'd be happy to give you a list of the names and addresses of my left-wing friends in return for a suitably large sum of money (since after all I am well paid by the KGB) and safe conduct to a secure location in Latin America. Betraying friends, of course, is all in a day's work for us leftists. One of the most insidious ways in which we try to weaken America's will to resist is through propaganda and disinformation (Usenet, of course, is of great value in this regard). There is now an organization, Accuracy in Academia (an offshoot of Accuracy in Media), that is trying to combat the lies, distortions, and other filth with which leftist professors attempt to enlist American students in the cause of Marxism. Members of AIA sit in on classes taught by known leftists and, if they believe that the course is slanted towards the left or subversive of traditional American values, they publish their findings and perhaps bring other forms of pressure to bear on the professor. It's refreshing to learn of a group that has understood the true nature of scholarship in our universities (particularly my university, a well-known Communist front). If anyone has any more information on AIA, I would like to hear from you. To sum up, my advice to Don and his fellow freedom-lovers is to keep a close watch on those who think un-American thoughts or advocate un-American activities. Some of you may be wondering what the Soviets hope to gain by taking over the US. I wondered about this myself for a long time until one of my KGB friends told me that AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE LARGER BREASTS THAN SOVIET WOMEN. There is no Soviet Dolly Partonova; Soviet men's mags have centerfolds of tractors and backhoes. Just imagine your wife, girlfriend, or sister in the embrace of a Communist, whenever your will to resist begins to weaken. Finally, if you care about our precious bodily fluids, don't forget fluoridation. Is one of our plots, comrade. Richard Carnes, ihnp4!gargoyle!carnes