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From: tbul@trsvax
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Bad joke, don't read
Message-ID: <53100121@trsvax>
Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 10:12:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug  9 10:12:00 1985
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Nf-From: trsvax!tbul    Aug  9 09:12:00 1985


It's Friday down here in Texas and I thought I would spoil your weekend.

	There is a little outfit making thousands of widgets a month.
	This was seen to be very productive by the people high up in
	the outfit.  The only trouble was that the widgets were being
	built on counter tops (ie tables).  The officers of the
	outfit could not understand why they were being build on
	counters even though it was a productive endeavor.

	So, the CEO of the outfit takes the Lear jet and flies down
	to the place (he was going to fly Delta, but noooooo! - didn't
	want to end up face down in a swamp).  In any case he arrives
	safely, grabs the first foreman he sees and begins shaking
	him violently.  "Why do you produce those little widgets
	on counters?"  he asks.

	And the foreman replies, "Because it is Counter Productive!!"
	Get it?  Counter Productive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	I told you it would ruin your weekend.