Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 SMI; site sun.uucp Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax!decvax!decwrl!sun!guy From: guy@sun.uucp (Guy Harris) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: An open letter to Moriarty Message-ID: <2688@sun.uucp> Date: Thu, 22-Aug-85 05:17:27 EDT Article-I.D.: sun.2688 Posted: Thu Aug 22 05:17:27 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 18:59:43 EDT References: <237@pedsgd.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc. Lines: 13 > Ive been looking all over the place for a John Fluke, but nobody in my > area seems to carry them. A "john fluke" is sort of like a liver fluke only it lives somewhere other than your liver, feeding on, well, whatever passes by it... The trouble is that it shouldn't be John Fluke Mfg. Co., it should be John Fluke Breeding Farms, but the founder was told by his parents that babies were made on an assembly line, so he had a little trouble telling the difference between reproduction and manufacture (or between copulation and assembly, but that's another story). Guy Harris