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From: vch@rruxo.UUCP (Kerro Panille)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Challenges to Freeway Drivers
Message-ID: <284@rruxo.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 21-Aug-85 20:39:40 EDT
Article-I.D.: rruxo.284
Posted: Wed Aug 21 20:39:40 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 25-Aug-85 06:10:20 EDT
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Well, Not to be shown up by Bell Labs, we here at Bell Communications
Research have recently conducted just such a study. Here are a few of
our results:

Having sex			7.9
Having Kinky sex		8.9

Picking one's nose 		3.4
  "     " (at a light)		1.2
     (watch out - we're watching you)

dealing with children		6.7
dealing with children
	(while having sex)	9.8
(add 1 point for whips and chains in all sexual activity)

doing lines			8.6
doing lines w/ the window open	10.0

Drinking hot coffee		6.5
	without a lid		7.2
	   on a bumpy road	8.4
	     with a stick-shift 9.2

Driving next to a beautiful blonde 8.8
	a brunette		8.4
	a red-head		8.7
	  a carful		9.6

Checking out an accident	10.0 
	(we all know we have to almost stop for that one)
	(esp. in LA or on the LIE)

passing a joint to the back seat 3.8
passing a roach to the back seat 6.4

putting a hand up a skirt	1.2
	if she's in the back seat 4.5

putting on your seatbelt	5.3
	(performed while driving and seeing a cop)
	(* note: mandatory seatbelt law in NJ)

So, take that Bell Labs!
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