Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site brand.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!oberon!brand!barad From: barad@brand.UUCP (Herb Barad) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: How Do You Know Jesus Was Jewish Message-ID: <157@brand.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 19:11:03 EDT Article-I.D.: brand.157 Posted: Thu Aug 8 19:11:03 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 02:44:05 EDT References: <785@utcs.UUCP> <5429@fortune.UUCP> Reply-To: barad@brand.UUCP (Herb Barad) Organization: U. of So. Calif., Los Angeles Lines: 21 Keywords: theology jocularity judaica In article <5429@fortune.UUCP> polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry polard) writes: >In article <785@utcs.UUCP> lharris@utcs.UUCP (L. Harris) writes: >>HOW DO YOU KNOW JESUS WAS JEWISH?? >>1)HE TRIED TO TAKE OVER HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS >>2)HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS A GOD. > >Let's get this right, kids. > 1. He didn't leave home until the age of 30. > 2. He went into his father's business. > 3. His mother thought he was God. >-- you also forgot: 4. He thought that his mother was a virgin. -- Herb Barad [USC - Signal and Image Processing Institute] ...!{lbl-csam,trwrb}!trwspf!herb or ...!{lbl-csam,trwrb}!trwspf!brand!barad