Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rayssd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!rayssd!msf From: msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Assembler Level Commands - no list, just an inquiry Message-ID: <939@rayssd.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 14:36:21 EDT Article-I.D.: rayssd.939 Posted: Thu Aug 8 14:36:21 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 07:08:25 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Raytheon Co., Portsmouth RI Lines: 38 I'm am still compiling my list of humorous Assembler-type commands. I currently have a list over 1000 commands long. Because of the length, I don't want to just randomly post it. Therefore, anyone who would like a copy should send me Email. If I get enough responses, I will post the list to the smallest distribution that will cover all the Email areas. For the obligatory joke, I include a sample of the list: 370 370 Immolation AAC Alter All Commands BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri CBA Compare and Branch Anyway DACFAM Divide All Company Funds Among Programmers EBRS Emit Burnt Resistor Smell FAY Fetch Amulet of Yendor GDP Grin Defiantly at Programmer HELP Type "No help available" IBM Increment and Branch to Muncee JAA Jump Almost Always KCE Kill Consultant on Error LAP Laugh At Programmer MBOL Move Bugs to Operator's Lunch NTGH Not Tonight, i've Got a Headache OESD On Error Self Destruct PBM Pop Bubble Memory QWA Quit While Ahead RBAO Ring Bell and Annoy Operator SAP Staple and Punch TBFTG Two Burgers and Fries To Go UMR Unlock Machine Room VMA Violate Maintenance Agreement WAD Walk Away in Disgust ZEOW Zero Every Other Word -- ------------------------------------------------------------ | From the deranged synapse of: | | Michael Frank | | path: rayssd!msf | ------------------------------------------------------------