Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpm.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!ihlpm!mcb From: mcb@ihlpm.UUCP (m. baker) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: Turtle time Message-ID: <449@ihlpm.UUCP> Date: Sat, 24-Aug-85 11:25:28 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpm.449 Posted: Sat Aug 24 11:25:28 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 25-Aug-85 12:44:36 EDT Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 60 > In article <153@rtp47.UUCP> vollum@rtp47.UUCP (Rob Vollum) writes: > >>> ARE YOU A TURTLE? You bet your sweet ass I am. > >>Does anyone remember the rest of the TURTLE test?? I happen to still have my membership card. It reads as follows: FRONT: International Association of TURTLES Date 3/4/80 This is to certify that Mark C Baker is a member in good standing and will remain so as long as he continues to give the password when asked by a fellow turtle. OFFICIAL Imperial Turtle MEMBERSHIP CARDS P Turtle BACK: As a member in good standing you can subcribe new Turtles as follows: I. We assume all prospective turtles own a Jack Ass. On this assumption is the reason for the password. This password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member, "Are you a Turtle?" You must then reply, "You bet your sweet ass I am." If you do not give the password in full because of embarassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his choice. So always remember the password. II. To become an official Turtle you must first solve the following riddles: 1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? (Answer: Shake Hands) 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? (Answer: Legs) 3. What is a four letter word ending in K that means the same as intercourse? (Answer: Talk) 4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas you can hang a hat on it? (Answer: His Head) III. You are now a member of the Turtle club. Govern yourself accordingly and procure new members. -- -- Mark