Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-ngp.UTEXAS Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!thiel From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: the aliens are among us Message-ID: <2228@ut-ngp.UTEXAS> Date: Sat, 10-Aug-85 19:05:00 EDT Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.2228 Posted: Sat Aug 10 19:05:00 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 22:39:43 EDT References: <3097@nsc.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Dept. of Chemical Engineering, UT Austin Lines: 24 From: nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit) >From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel) >> [I summarized meeting the criteria and conclude:] [SWT] >>OHMYGOD! I'm a space alien! >> >>So now what do I do? > > You need to go down to INS and get your "green card" and then report >your address and whereabouts to the INS paranoids every January. Don't >worry, I'll be there, too. Just look for the line with wierdest characters >in it. GREEN CARD! GREEN CARD! Now I understand! When I went to INS last January, they just laughed at me when I told them I wanted to apply for my "fuchsia card" like I was told to do before I left home. -- Steve Thiel ...ihnp4!ut-ngp!thiel "It's a Mr. Death or something, he come about the reaping?..."