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From: seifert@hammer.UUCP (Snoopy)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: "The Invisible Partners"
Message-ID: <1433@hammer.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 02:38:57 EDT
Article-I.D.: hammer.1433
Posted: Mon Aug 12 02:38:57 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 17-Aug-85 06:38:29 EDT
References: <2135@pucc-h> <1718@mnetor.UUCP>
Reply-To: seifert@hammer.UUCP (Snoopy)
Organization: The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm
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Summary: How to become perfectly integrated in ten easy lessions
In article <1718@mnetor.UUCP> sophie@mnetor.UUCP (Sophie Quigley) writes:
>What about us women, eh? can't we integrate too? I'm jealous of you, Dave.
>but, but, Jeff, just think what a beautiful person you could get if you
>started with a woman....
What do you mean *if*? Just how do you think we perfectly integrated
types got that way? "Hormone tablets?" NO! "Seminars?" NO! "Judicial
order?" NO! How then?
"Oh please Master Snoopy! Please tell us the secret to perfect
integration!"
It's quite simple really.
"How? How?"
Perhaps you've heard the phrase "the two shall become one flesh"?
Well, during the *perfect* session of lovemaking, it is possible
for this to become literally true. The two become one.
"Wow!", says Sophie. Jeff's eyes are beginning to glaze over.
"Master Snoopy?", continues Sophie.
Yes?
"You are... physically...a...male."
Yes. The male precurser was facing Mecca at the instant of integration.
Do not worry about such things. They are unimportant to the perfectly
integrated individual.
"Is this *perfect* session of lovemaking difficult to attain?"
The critical factor is finding the perfect partner. You have to
find someone who balances your strengths and weaknesses absolutely
perfectly. This perfect match is quite rare. Once you have found
your partner, you must build a suitable place for the integration
to occur. We carved a spa into the top of Mount Hood, and ran
super-insulated pipes from a natural hot springs. Our spa was
four cubits by six cubits.
"That sounds nice. Would it be alright if I took a look at your spa
to get ideas?"
I'm sorry Sophie, the spa was vaporized by the intense energy
given off during the integration process. Also, please note
that the place of integration must be right for you and your
partner. It will be right for noone else. The place of
integration must be built with your own four hands. No power
tools, no contractors.
"Does this mean I have to get... ma-ma-married?"
Yes Jeff, for you the perfect session of lovemaking could
only occur in marriage.
"May I use your phone?"
Of course, Sophie.
"Hi Sweety! I'll be coming back on the next flight,
could you do be a favor and cancel my CS925 course, and
sign me up for intro basketweaving? Yes, that's right,
I'll explain later, Honey. Bye"
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Snoopy
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