Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site micomvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!micomvax!steve From: steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Italians, Jews and Greeks Message-ID: <489@micomvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 09:56:26 EDT Article-I.D.: micomvax.489 Posted: Thu Aug 8 09:56:26 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 03:49:17 EDT Reply-To: steve@micomva.UUCP (Steve Grice) Organization: Philips Information Systems - St. Laurent P.Q., Canada Lines: 22 An Italian, a Jew and a Greek were all standing in front of St. Peter. "We are so young, we shouldn't have died" they implored the saint. St. Peter (being the saint he is) decides to give them another chance. "On one condition though" he says. "You", pointing to the italian, "Will not stuff your face full of pasta, You", pointing to the jew, "will not pick up pennies off the ground, and you " pointing to the Greek, "will not engage in any funny sex." They all agree to the conditions and are sent back to earth. Back on earth they are walking down a street when the Italian sees an Italian restaurant with fresh pasta. "Just a bit will not hurt" he tells the others. Just as he takes his first mouthful... ZAP! he disapears. The two others seeing this vow they will keep their promise. They continue walking down the street until a man in front of them drops a penny. The Jew cannot help himself, and as he bends over... ZAP! ZAP! -- Steve Grice philabs!micomvax!steve