Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/12/84; site aero.ARPA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!decvax!tektronix!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwrba!aero!sinclair From: sinclair@aero.ARPA (William S. Sinclair ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: net.jokes Message-ID: <327@aero.ARPA> Date: Tue, 6-Aug-85 21:32:22 EDT Article-I.D.: aero.327 Posted: Tue Aug 6 21:32:22 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 21:31:27 EDT Reply-To: sinclair@aero.UUCP (William S. Sinclair (5435)) Organization: The Aerospace Corp., El Segundo, CA Lines: 14 A woman was visiting her doctor for a yearly medical checkup. The doctor noticed raw, oozing sores on her knees and elbows. "Where did those come from?" he inquired. "That's from using the doggy position all the time", she replied. "Well, you'll have to use the Missionary position for a while", he said. "I can't, doctor." "Why not?" "Because I can't stand that doggy breath in my face!"