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From: devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A day in the life
Message-ID: <748@asgb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 7-Aug-85 15:11:12 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug  7 15:11:12 1985
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Organization: Burroughs Corp. ASG, Boulder Colo.
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  An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflectin on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy
godmother appears in front of her in a beautiful, shining blue gown
and tells her she can have any three wishes she wants.  "Well," says
the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really rich."  And --
poof! -- her rocking chair turns into solid gold.  "And, gee, I guess
I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely young princess."  Poof! --
she's changed into one.  "You get a third wish," reminds the fairy
godmother gently.  Just then the ex-old lady's cat walks across the
porch in front of them.  "Can you change him into a handsome young
prince?" she asks.  Poof!  There before her stands a young man that is
more handsome than her wildest imaginings.  With a smile that makes
her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her
ear,


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hmmm, should I cross-post to net.pets?
Bob Devine