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From: evan@petfe.UUCP (Evan Marcus)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: The aliens are really among us
Message-ID: <425@petfe.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 5-Aug-85 13:35:11 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug  5 13:35:11 1985
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According to the Channel 4, New York, news last night, there really is an 
invasion of aliens going on among us.  People wearing yellow ties with
polka-dots are really aliens.  nobody knows why they are here or what they
want with us, but they definitely want to wear yellow ties with black spots.

Look, don't blame me for this one, it came from News 4 New York last night.
Honestly.  You don't think I'm an alien, do you?  No, really, I just like
this yellow tie.  Really.

--Evan Marcus

"Where was the kaboom?  There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering kaboom."
-- 
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What do you want?  Wicker?