Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site petfe.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!petsd!petfe!evan From: evan@petfe.UUCP (Evan Marcus) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: The aliens are really among us Message-ID: <425@petfe.UUCP> Date: Mon, 5-Aug-85 13:35:11 EDT Article-I.D.: petfe.425 Posted: Mon Aug 5 13:35:11 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 04:50:40 EDT Organization: Perkin-Elmer DSG, Tinton Falls, N.J. Lines: 17 According to the Channel 4, New York, news last night, there really is an invasion of aliens going on among us. People wearing yellow ties with polka-dots are really aliens. nobody knows why they are here or what they want with us, but they definitely want to wear yellow ties with black spots. Look, don't blame me for this one, it came from News 4 New York last night. Honestly. You don't think I'm an alien, do you? No, really, I just like this yellow tie. Really. --Evan Marcus "Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering kaboom." -- {ucbvax|decvax}!vax135!petsd!petfe!evan ...!pedsgd!pedsga!evan What do you want? Wicker?