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From: king@Glacier.ARPA (Robin King)
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Subject: Texan Joke  (not rot.)
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Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 20:45:27 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 20 20:45:27 1985
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	   A Texas kid had just arrived at Harvard and was 
	familiarizing himself with the campus.  He couldn't 
	locate the library, but spotted a group of experienced-
	looking preppie snobs and decided to ask for help.

	   "'Scuse me,"  he politely drawled, "could you tell me
	where the library's at?"
	   "At Harvard, we do NOT end our sentences with a prepo-
	sition," one sniffed distainfully.
	   Taken aback, the Texan corrected himself.  "Well, then,
	can you tell me where the library's at, ASSHOLE!"

						
						Robin King