Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site tekig4.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekig5!tekig4!maxg From: maxg@tekig4.UUCP (Max Guernsey) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Wither Steve Jobs Message-ID: <122@tekig4.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 16:25:26 EDT Article-I.D.: tekig4.122 Posted: Fri Jun 7 16:25:26 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 06:14:46 EDT References: <10017@rochester.UUCP> Reply-To: maxg@tekig4ernsey.UUCP (Max Guernsey) Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 19 Summary: In article <10017@rochester.UUCP> henry@rochester.UUCP writes: >From: Henry.Kautz > >... >>quarters profits were only 16 cents per share. Apple is seeking new talent >>and has hired a new director of marketing for ts Apple II. He is Michael >>K. Lorelli, formerly a marketeer with International Playtex Inc's tampon >>group (seriously!). > >Ok, here's the punchline-of-the-month contest: Why is an Apple II like >a tampon? Send your answers to net.jokes --- >---- Henry Kautz > :uucp: {seismo|allegra}!rochester!henry > :arpa: henry@rochester > :mail: Dept. of Comp. Sci., U. of Rochester, NY 14627 > :phone: (716) 275-5766 Obviously, because of the headaches.