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From: mlk@piggy.UUCP (Marcello L. Kotler)
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Subject: Funny One Linners - offensive to Everyone, especially woman (ROT13)
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Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 16:30:44 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  8 16:30:44 1985
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*** ERCHYFVIR YVARF VF GUR ZRFFNTR ***


Urer ner n srj bar-yvaref gung V gubhtug jrer shaal.

1. Jub jnf gur svefg Fbsg Qevax Znxre ?
   Nqnz - Ur znqr Rir'f Pureel Cbc

2. Jul ner jbzna cnagf yvxr qbaxrl rnef ?
   Orpnhfr vg gnxrf na nff gb ubyq gurz hc.

3. Jul qbrf n ebbfgre pebj va gur zbeavat ?
   Gb yrg gur snezre xabj gung uvf pbpx vf bhg.

4. Jung cneg bs gur obql fubhyq abg zbir juvyr qnapvat ?
   Lbhe objryf.

5. Jung vf gur pbbyrfg cneg bs gur znaf obql ?
   Uvf onyyf.  Gurve 2 orybj.

6. Jung vf gur orfg guvat ba n jbzna ?
   N zna.

7. Jung vf na byvir ?
   Na byqznvqf pureel ghearq terra jvgu rail.

8. Jura vf n tvey n ivetva ?
   Bar bhg bs 25 gvzrf.

9. N zna jrag gb orq jvgu 3 jbzra, Ubj znal navznyf jrer gurer ?
   4 Nffrf, 8 Pnyirf, 3 Chfflf naq bar Qrnq Pbpx !!!!!

10. Jung vf gur zbfg hfryrff guvat ba Tenaqzn ?
    Tenaqcn.

11. Jung vf n tragyrzra ?
    Bar gung chgf ngyrnfg unys uvf jrvtug ba uvf ryobjf.
12. Jub jnf gur svefg pnecragre ?
    Rir - Fur znqr Nqnzf Onaanan Fgnaq.

13. Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra Fva naq Funzr ?
    Vgf n Fva gb chg vg va naq n Funzr gb gnxr vg bhg.

14. Jul ner jbzraf yrtf yvxr znaher ?
    Orpnhfr lbh tbg gb fcernq gurz obgu orsber gurl qb nal tbbq.

15. Jung vf gur uneqrfg guvat va gur jbeyq gb qb ?
    Chg vg va fbsg.

16. Jung vf gur qrsvavgvba bs n Chffl ?
    N pbbyvat Flfgrz sbe n Ubg Ebq.

17. Jul vf n jbzna yvxr n selvat cna ?
    Orpnhfr gurl obgu unir gb or ubg orsber lbh chg gur zrng va.

18. Jul qb Sverzna unir ovttre onyyf guna Cbyvprzna ?
    Gurl fryy zber gvpxrgf.





Gun gun gun gun gungf nyy sbyxf !!!!!!

Vs nalbar bhg gurer unf nalzber tbbq bar yvaref, cyrnfr cbfg gurz.