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From: maxg@tekig4.UUCP (Max Guernsey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Wither Steve Jobs
Message-ID: <122@tekig4.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 16:25:26 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun  7 16:25:26 1985
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In article <10017@rochester.UUCP> henry@rochester.UUCP writes:
>From: Henry.Kautz
>
>...
>>quarters profits were only 16 cents per share.  Apple is seeking new talent
>>and has hired a new director of marketing for ts Apple II.  He is Michael
>>K.  Lorelli, formerly a marketeer with International Playtex Inc's tampon
>>group (seriously!).
>
>Ok, here's the punchline-of-the-month contest:  Why is an Apple II like
>a tampon?  Send your answers to net.jokes ---
>---- Henry Kautz
>	:uucp:	{seismo|allegra}!rochester!henry
>	:arpa:	henry@rochester
>	:mail:  Dept. of Comp. Sci., U. of Rochester, NY 14627
>	:phone: (716) 275-5766


Obviously, because of the headaches.