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From: mraspuzzi@kl2137.DEC (Michael Raspuzzi)
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Subject: Re: a sex problem
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Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 15:05:41 EDT
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Date: 8 Aug 1985 1442-EDT
From: Michael Raspuzzi 
To: """net.singles""" at decwrl
Loc/MS: "MRO1-2/H22 (Pole H2)"
Phone: "DTN 231-4320 (617-467-4320)"
Subject: Re: a sex problem
Message-ID: <"MS11(2411)+GLXLIB5(0)" 12133539313.32.227.59820 at KL2137>
 
>Ann says her roommate and boyfriend make too much noise
>when they are making love.
 
To answer your problem about your roommate and boyfriend being somewhat
noisy when they are "play", there is no real easy solution. You might try
discussing it with her and see how she feels. If she has any respect for
you, she'll understand what you are asking and try to make life a little
easier for you. On the other hand, if she is obnoxious about it....I have
a little suggestion. My roommate has a rather loud girlfriend (yes, I hear
her orgasm through the walls too) and I ask him what he is going to do 
about her. He jokingly says he would like to keep a bundled sock next to
the bed (ala Porky's in the boy's locker room -- Lassie). Well, we get
along great so anything we do to each other is all in fun. One night
after they had a roll in the hay and were finished, I decided to do 
something. You see, women get embarassed when anything sexual comes up
and implies them. Being the humorous kind of guy I am, I put on Duran
Duran's "Hungry Like The Wolf". My stereo pumps out 100 watts per
channel but I didn't play it loud to start with. Torwards the end
of the song when the woman in the background started moaning I gradually
turned up the volume. By the time she was in ecstasy, I had the stereo
pushing 80 watts. She got the hint and now when my roomie and his
woman have sex, it is usually when I am not around or done VERY softly.
 
Mike Raspuzzi
DEC Software Specialist
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