Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/12/84; site aero.ARPA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!amd!pesnta!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwrba!aero!sinclair From: sinclair@aero.ARPA (William S. Sinclair ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The World's Worst Pun (offensive to bean eaters) Message-ID: <353@aero.ARPA> Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 19:36:47 EDT Article-I.D.: aero.353 Posted: Mon Aug 12 19:36:47 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 19-Aug-85 21:06:32 EDT Reply-To: sinclair@aero.UUCP (William S. Sinclair (5435)) Organization: The Aerospace Corp., El Segundo, CA Lines: 35 * * * * The World's Worst Pun * * * * * * * There once was a Toyota salesman who had a peculiar medical problem. Every time he passed gas, no matter how discretely, it made a noise like Honda! Honda! Needless to say, it was affecting his job performance, to the point where he was getting desparate. He visited internists, acupuncturists, astrologers, proctologists, surgeons, chiropractors, etc. to no avail. Finally, someone recommended a dentist. When he saw the dentist, the dentist looked in his mouth, and remarked: "I see the cause of your trouble. You have a large abcess beind your third molar. If I fix that, your problem will go away." The salesman was skeptical. "Are you kidding me? How could an abcess in my mouth have any bearing on what's happening on the other end?" The dentist replied: "Haven't you heard the old expression? Abcess makes the fart go Honda!!! " * * * Please don't republish your own variations of this!!!! * * * *