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From: speaker@gymble.UUCP (Speaker to Animals)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: a sex problem
Message-ID: <218@gymble.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 6-Aug-85 16:56:32 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug  6 16:56:32 1985
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In article <1773@reed.UUCP> thoma@reed.UUCP (Ann Muir Thomas) writes:
>
> I have a "little problem" with one of the people I live
> with; she and her boyfriend are very noisy when they have
> sex, and my bed is directly downstairs from hers. They are
> keeping me awake, and also I'm getting a little jealous :-).
> 
> Does anybody out there have a (serious!) suggestion for how
> to deal with it? I'd rather not try to impose restrictions
> on the hours that my housemates can have sex!

Make a tape recording of their activities and play it back full-blast sometime
when they least expect it.  The amplified sounds of bed-posts gouging deep
furrows into the floor might just make them think twice.