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From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: the aliens are among us
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Date: Sat, 10-Aug-85 19:05:00 EDT
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Posted: Sat Aug 10 19:05:00 1985
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From: nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit)
>From: thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel)
>> [I summarized meeting the criteria and conclude:] [SWT]
>>OHMYGOD!  I'm a space alien!
>>
>>So now what do I do?
>
>     You need to go down to INS and get your "green card" and then report
>your address and whereabouts to the INS paranoids every January.  Don't
>worry, I'll be there, too.  Just look for the line with wierdest characters
>in it.

GREEN CARD!  GREEN CARD!  Now I understand!  When I went to INS last January,
they just laughed at me when I told them I wanted to apply for my "fuchsia 
card" like I was told to do before I left home.

-- 

                                         Steve Thiel
                               ...ihnp4!ut-ngp!thiel

"It's a Mr. Death or something, he come about the reaping?..."