Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.8 $; site trsvax Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!convex!trsvax!tbul From: tbul@trsvax Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Bad joke, don't read Message-ID: <53100121@trsvax> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 10:12:00 EDT Article-I.D.: trsvax.53100121 Posted: Fri Aug 9 10:12:00 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 03:20:46 EDT Lines: 20 Nf-ID: #N:trsvax:53100121:000:920 Nf-From: trsvax!tbul Aug 9 09:12:00 1985 It's Friday down here in Texas and I thought I would spoil your weekend. There is a little outfit making thousands of widgets a month. This was seen to be very productive by the people high up in the outfit. The only trouble was that the widgets were being built on counter tops (ie tables). The officers of the outfit could not understand why they were being build on counters even though it was a productive endeavor. So, the CEO of the outfit takes the Lear jet and flies down to the place (he was going to fly Delta, but noooooo! - didn't want to end up face down in a swamp). In any case he arrives safely, grabs the first foreman he sees and begins shaking him violently. "Why do you produce those little widgets on counters?" he asks. And the foreman replies, "Because it is Counter Productive!!" Get it? Counter Productive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I told you it would ruin your weekend.