Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site alice.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!alice!sdh From: sdh@alice.UUCP (Steve Hawley) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Element added to chart Message-ID: <4149@alice.UUCP> Date: Thu, 15-Aug-85 10:36:27 EDT Article-I.D.: alice.4149 Posted: Thu Aug 15 10:36:27 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 18-Aug-85 02:03:29 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill Lines: 8 It was announced yesterday over the AP news wire that dust has just gained a place in the periodic table of elements. Scientists in frezied research discovered that dust cannot be broken down any further, and will appear on the chart just under the noble gases. It is the first solid found that is totally inert. It will bear the symbol Dt on the table. There are no serious uses for just other that sheer annoyance.