Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site peora.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!petsd!peora!jer From: jer@peora.UUCP (J. Eric Roskos) Newsgroups: net.tv,net.games.trivia,net.music Subject: Re: Re: M*A*S*H trivia question Message-ID: <1463@peora.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 08:50:48 EDT Article-I.D.: peora.1463 Posted: Fri Aug 9 08:50:48 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Aug-85 22:22:11 EDT References: <630@panda.UUCP> <188@drivax.UUCP> <11670@brl-tgr.ARPA> Organization: Perkin-Elmer SDC, Orlando, Fl. Lines: 25 Xref: linus net.tv:2927 net.games.trivia:1699 net.music:7597 > Both are right. > Painless was convinced that he was going homosexual because he > was suffering from temporary impotence. Well, I've sat and listened to everyone say I was wrong for long enough to decide to defend myself, now. The above sentence was true; however, Painless's "impotence" was due to low self-esteem: he thought he couldn't, uh, succeed at what he was trying to accomplish, so he didn't. As evidence of this, consider how the problem was solved. His fellow physicians gave him this "suicide pill," which was really a tranquilizer which caused him to go to sleep for awhile. When he woke up, there was a nurse (of the opposite sex) there with him! (Like that passage from Ruth I mentioned in the Kate Bush article... "he awoke, and lo! a woman lay at his feet!". :-) ) Everything went just fine, and he was all OK again. -- Shyy-Anzr: J. Eric Roskos UUCP: ..!{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!vax135!petsd!peora!jer US Mail: MS 795; Perkin-Elmer SDC; 2486 Sand Lake Road, Orlando, FL 32809-7642 "Lbh xabj... jura lbh pybpx gur uhzna enpr jvgu gur fgbcjngpu bs uvfgbel, vg'f n arj erpbeq, rirel gvzr."