Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.8 $; site convex Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!convex!tmorris From: tmorris@convex.UUCP Newsgroups: net.cooks Subject: Whats for dinner ? Message-ID: <45100004@convex> Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 12:33:00 EDT Article-I.D.: convex.45100004 Posted: Tue Aug 20 12:33:00 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 02:40:26 EDT Lines: 112 Nf-ID: #N:convex:45100004:000:2799 Nf-From: convex.UUCP!tmorris Aug 20 11:33:00 1985 W H A T S F O R D I N N E R ? A collection of gastronomical no-no's I have heard or read over the years. Don't eat steak , the cholesteral will give you heart disease ! Don't eat ocean fish , they are loaded with mercury and you could die of cumilative heavy-metal poisoning ! Don't eat raw honey , it can contain bacteria causing acute botulism ! Don't eat processed honey , you don't know whats in it ! Don't eat pork , you could get trigonosis ! Don't eat barbequed meats , the charcoal could give you cancer ! Don't eat pizza , mozzarella cheese is full of cholesteral ! Don't eat ice cream , the milkfat is saturated ! Don,t eat vegetables from the store , you don't know what they've been sprayed with ! Don't eat vegetables that have not been sprayed , they may have worms or aphids ! Don,t eat vegetables from a can , all of the nutrients have been cooked out ! Don't eat sugar , it can cause tooth decay and diabetes ! Don't eat artificial sweeteners , they can cause cancer ! Don't eat potatoe chips ,they are full of saturated fats ! Don't eat salt ,it causes high blood pressure ! Don't eat liver , its full of cholesteral ! Don't eat shrimp , they are scavengers , and eat all manner of grody dead sea creatures ! Don't eat white bread , it has no fiber ! Don't eat fresh water fish , they contain parasites ,and you could choke on a bone ! Don't eat butter , its full of saturated fats ! Don't eat margarine , you don't know whats in it ! Don't eat peanuts , you could choke ! Don't chew ice ,you could break a tooth ! Don't eat chocolate , it makes your face break out ! Don't eat sweets , they rot your teeth ! Don't eat onions , they give you bad breath ! Don't eat spicy foods , they could give you ulcers ! Don't eat Chinese food , they use monosodiumglutamate ! Don't eat green apples , they give you cramps ! Don't drink pasteurized milk , all of the beneficial bacteria have been killed ! Don't drink raw milk , the harmful bacteria can kill you ! Don't drink city water , it has chlorine ! Don't drink well water , you don't know whats in it ! Don't drink coffee , it has caffiene ! Don't drink Cokes , they rot your teeth ! Don't drink European wines ,they have etheleyne glycol ! Don't drink tea , it has caffiene ! Don't drink decaffinated coffee , the process used to remove caffiene creates carcinogens ! Don't drink beer , you'll get a gut ! Don't eat popcorn , its hard to digest ! Don't eat hot dogs ,they are full of meat byproducts and artificial color ! Don't eat fried foods , they're greasy ! Don't eat beans , they give you gas ! Don't eat radishes , they give you heartburn ! ABOVE ALL ---- DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW !!. .