Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site aluxe.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!qantel!ihnp4!aluxe!bobhic From: bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: sounds Message-ID: <799@aluxe.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Aug-85 12:25:57 EDT Article-I.D.: aluxe.799 Posted: Fri Aug 9 12:25:57 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 13-Aug-85 01:45:55 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Allentown, PA Lines: 60 What goes: SHHH...SHHH...SHHH SHHH...SHHH...SHHH SHHH...SHHH...SHHH (a cheerleader at a golf match) What goes: HISSS...KNOP HISSS...KNOP HISSS...KNOP (two snakes playing ping-pong) What goes: STOMP...STOMP...SLUSH...STOMP... STOMP...STOMP...SLUSH...STOMP... STOMP...STOMP...SLUSH...STOMP... (an elephant with one wet sneaker) What goes: SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH... SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH... SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SPLASH (a cat sharpening it's claws an a water bed) ---------------------------------------------- sorry thats all I could remember bob adolt - bell labs - allentown, pa ---------------------------------------------- ps - even sorry i remembered them