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From: esco@ssc-vax.UUCP (Michael Esco)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: singles and meals (display much frustration here)
Message-ID: <139@ssc-vax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 20-Aug-85 22:45:05 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 20 22:45:05 1985
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> 
> Do not forget the famous recipe for Bachelor Salad, which requires
> less than a minute to prepare as implements only fingers, sink,
> knife, and cutting surface:
> 	Cut wedge out of head of lettuce.
> 	Open bottle of salad dressing.
> 	Lean over sink, holding lettuce wedge in hand.
> 	Pour salad dressing on lettuce with other hand.
> 	Stuff dressed wedge into mouth.
> Jeff Brown the Scumbag			(...!utastro!jeff)

I used a similar method with pineapple (though without salad dressing).
In a discussion of eating habits I related the same to the group, at
which point a friend said that he did the same, though nude. I told
him that now I wasn't going to invite him over to help me finish off
the pineapple I had.

						Mike Esco
						the not-a-scumbag