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From: nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Strange Signpost
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Date: Thu, 22-Aug-85 12:22:52 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 22 12:22:52 1985
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[Someone once told me where to go so I wound up in Arizona.]

>Organization: Pacific Bell
>
>
>  Las Vegas is made up of several smaller, unheard-of and quaintly-named
>  cities. I'll never forget the double-take I did when passing a sign
>  saying
>                __________________ 
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>               |   L E A V I N G  |
>               |  P A R A D I S E |
>               |__________________|

     If memory serves me correctly, to the north of Phoenix, Arizona is a place
called "Paradise Valley".  When the Viking lander sent back its pictures of
Mars, we figured the thing must have soft-landed outside of Phoenix by mistake.
Ahh, what fun we had, dropping water on their sidewalks and watching(from a safe
distance!) the hydrogen in it fuse from the heat...

					From the alter ego of--

					Kchula-Rrit