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From: peter@baylor.UUCP (Peter da Silva)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: net.terror
Message-ID: <399@baylor.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 14-Aug-85 13:27:09 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 14 13:27:09 1985
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You missed one:

How many IBM (insert your least favorite company here) programmers does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They just let marketing explain that the dead bulb is a feature.
-- 
	Peter da Silva (the mad Australian)
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