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From: msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Assembler Level Commands - no list, just an inquiry
Message-ID: <939@rayssd.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 14:36:21 EDT
Article-I.D.: rayssd.939
Posted: Thu Aug  8 14:36:21 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 07:08:25 EDT
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I'm am still compiling my list of humorous Assembler-type commands.  I 
currently have a list over 1000 commands long.  Because of the length,
I don't want to just randomly post it.  Therefore, anyone who would like a
copy should send me Email.  If I get enough responses, I will post the list
to the smallest distribution that will cover all the Email areas.

For the obligatory joke, I include a sample of the list:
	370	370 Immolation
	AAC	Alter All Commands
	BAC	Branch to Alpha Centauri
	CBA	Compare and Branch Anyway
	DACFAM	Divide All Company Funds Among Programmers
	EBRS	Emit Burnt Resistor Smell
	FAY	Fetch Amulet of Yendor
	GDP   	Grin Defiantly at Programmer
	HELP	Type "No help available"
	IBM	Increment and Branch to Muncee
	JAA	Jump Almost Always
	KCE	Kill Consultant on Error
	LAP   	Laugh At Programmer
	MBOL	Move Bugs to Operator's Lunch
	NTGH	Not Tonight, i've Got a Headache
	OESD	On Error Self Destruct
	PBM	Pop Bubble Memory
	QWA	Quit While Ahead
	RBAO	Ring Bell and Annoy Operator
	SAP	Staple and Punch
	TBFTG	Two Burgers and Fries To Go
	UMR	Unlock Machine Room
	VMA	Violate Maintenance Agreement
	WAD	Walk Away in Disgust
	ZEOW	Zero Every Other Word
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