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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: the aliens are among us
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Date: Mon, 12-Aug-85 19:32:50 EDT
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> >Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look
> >human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs,
> >say experts.
> >     They listed 10 signs to watch for:
> >       1. Odd or mismatched clothes.
>   CHECK
> >       2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits.
>   CHECK
>        ...
> >      10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near
> >          certain high-tech hardware.
>   CHECK
> 
> OHMYGOD!  I'm a space alien!
> 
> So now what do I do?

Call home, obviously.
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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