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From: steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Italians, Jews and Greeks
Message-ID: <489@micomvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Aug-85 09:56:26 EDT
Article-I.D.: micomvax.489
Posted: Thu Aug  8 09:56:26 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 11-Aug-85 03:49:17 EDT
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An Italian, a Jew and a Greek were all standing in front of St. Peter.
"We are so young, we shouldn't have died" they implored the saint.

St. Peter (being the saint he is) decides to give them another chance.
"On one condition though" he says. "You", pointing to the italian, "Will
not stuff your face full of pasta, You", pointing to the jew, "will not
pick up pennies off the ground, and you " pointing to the Greek, "will
not engage in any funny sex."

They all agree to the conditions and are sent back to earth.

Back on earth they are walking down a street when the Italian sees an
Italian restaurant with fresh pasta. "Just a bit will not hurt" he tells
the others. Just as he takes his first mouthful... ZAP! he disapears.

The two others seeing this vow they will keep their promise. They continue
walking down the street until a man in front of them drops a penny. The Jew
cannot help himself, and as he bends over... ZAP! ZAP!
-- 

Steve Grice
philabs!micomvax!steve