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From: eric@grkermi.UUCP (Pizzamaker and Superuser)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Save the Guars
Message-ID: <561@grkermi.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 19-Aug-85 10:01:14 EDT
Article-I.D.: grkermi.561
Posted: Mon Aug 19 10:01:14 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 24-Aug-85 14:13:53 EDT
References: <209@nrcvax.UUCP> <773@panda.UUCP>
Reply-To: dpn@panda.UUCP (Dale P. Nielsen)
Organization: Twin City Pizza, Fitchburg, Mass.
Lines: 21

In article <773@panda.UUCP> dpn@panda.UUCP (Disco Duck) writes:
>>\"\t\f1A\h'+1m'\f4\(mo\h'+1m'\f1the\h'+1m'\f4\(es\t\f1\c
>Look, I may not be an expert on linguistics, but even a cursory glance at this
>reveals that it is clearly the language of a SPACE ALIEN!!!
>Sure, now they are only interested in guar gum and petrified twinkies, but
>what about tomorrow?  WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT???
>I don't know about anybody else, but I for one will keep my eyes open for
>future alien language transmissions on the net.  In the meantime I'll
>continue working around the clock to decode this message.  I'll post any
>results...(as if its not TOO LATE ALREADY!!!)
>					--Dale P. Nielsen

	Pardon my dear coleague here at Twin City Pizza.  You see, we
recently started adding guar gum to our pizza, and he still hasn't
recovered from the shock.  He was carried away last night while stuck
repeating the words "space aliens" in the style of a Gregorian chant.

	The men in their little white coats have asked us to let him
continue posting in the hope that he can work through this.  Please,
if any of you have any advice for this sorryful creature, mail it to
him at once.