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From: sinclair@aero.ARPA (William S. Sinclair )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: net.jokes
Message-ID: <327@aero.ARPA>
Date: Tue, 6-Aug-85 21:32:22 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug  6 21:32:22 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 12-Aug-85 21:31:27 EDT
Reply-To: sinclair@aero.UUCP (William S. Sinclair (5435))
Organization: The Aerospace Corp., El Segundo, CA
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A woman was visiting her doctor for a yearly medical checkup.  The doctor
noticed raw, oozing sores on her knees and elbows.  "Where did those come
from?" he inquired.
 
 
"That's from using the doggy position all the time", she replied.
 
"Well, you'll have to use the Missionary position for a while", he said.
 
"I can't, doctor."
 
"Why not?"
   
"Because I can't stand that doggy breath in my face!"