Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/3/85; site ukecc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ukma!ukecc!edward From: edward@ukecc.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A penguin joke - offensive to prudes (rot 13) Message-ID: <153@ukecc.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Jul-85 19:47:50 EDT Article-I.D.: ukecc.153 Posted: Fri Jul 5 19:47:50 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 08:29:09 EDT Organization: Univ. of Ky. Engineering Computing Center Lines: 34 Gjb rfxvzbf, n ovt bar naq n yvggyr bar, tb gb gurve ybpny Nynfxna pbairag jvgu n dhrfgvba. Gur ovt bar ahqtrf gur yvggyr bar naq fnlf, "Tb nurnq, xabpx ba gur qbbe, xabpx ba gur qbbe." Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe nafjref gur qbbe. Ntnva, gur ovt rfxvzb ahqtrf gur yvggyr bar naq fnlf, "Tb nurnq, nfx ure gur dhrfgvba, nfx ure gur dhrfgvba." Gur yvggyr rfxvzb gvzvqyl fnlf, "Znl jr fcrnx jvgu gur zvqtrg aha gung yvirf urer cyrnfr?" Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe nafjref, "Gurer ner ab zvqtrg ahaf yvivat urer." Gur ovt rfxvzb fgnegf ahqtvat gur yvggyr bar ntnva naq fnlf, "Tb nurnq, nfx ure gur bgure dhrfgvba, nfx ure gur bgure dhrfgvba." Gur yvggyr rfxvzb nfxf va n dhnirevat ibvpr, "Jryy. Ner gurer nal zvqtrg ahaf va Nynfxn?" Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe erfcbaqf hapregnvayl, "Jul ab, V qba'g oryvrir fb." Jvgu guvf gur ovt rfxvzb snyyf qbja naq ebyyf ba gur tebhaq, pyhgpuvat uvf oryyl nf ur ynhtuf hapbagebyynoyl. "Frr", ur fnlf gb gur yvggyr rfxvzb, "V gbyq lbh lbh shpxrq n crathva!" -- Edward C. Bennett UUCP: ihnp4!cbosgd!ukma!ukecc!edward /* A charter member of the Scooter bunch */