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From: stephan@kontron.UUCP (Stephan W. Wendl)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: "opening" lines (eventually offensive)
Message-ID: <283@kontron.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 13:40:53 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 26 13:40:53 1985
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Organization: Kontron Electronics, Irvine, CA
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	Some line I heard yesterday (I am only passing it on
and don't have anything to do with it, nor ever used it)

	This fellow was a professional comedian and recomended
the following to use as opening line in whatever situation might
be suitable for it.

	"I heard your shoes have a party. Why don't you tell your
	underwear to come down?"
	
Copyrighted by the above mentioned comedian (I forgot his name). But
if you saw the show you know who he was. If you didn't, then you
are probably not interested in the copyright anyway.

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