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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: short but well endowed (rot 13)
Message-ID: <20@zeus.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 04:46:17 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 28 04:46:17 1985
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N fubeg zna jnyxf vagb n obeqryyb sbe n oevrs ubevmbagny erfcvgr.  Gur znqnz
jneaf gung orsber ur pna tb hcfgnvef, ur zhfg fhowrpg uvzfrys gb na
rknzvangvba sbe ultvravp ernfbaf.  Fb fur purpxf uvz bhg naq rirelguvat
frrzf engure fznyy ohg pyrna naq serr bs qvfrnfr.  Gur bayl bqq guvat vf
gung uvf cravf unf n gngbb ba vg, juvpu ernqf, "Fubegl".  Nzbat ure fgnoyr
bs ynffrf vf bar bs nobhg gur fnzr fgngher, naq fb fur gryyf uvz gung fur
unf n fcrpvny gerng va fgber, fbzrbar jub nccrnef gb or znqr sbe na
rapbhagre jvgu uvz.  Gur gjb bs gurz tb bss hc gur fgnvef.

Na ubhe be fb yngre, guvf lbhat jbzna fghttyrf qbja gur fgnvef, enttrq,
unttneq naq jbea.  Gur znqnz pevrf,  ``Jung unccrarq gb lbh?  Fheryl ur
pbhyqa'g unir chg lbh vagb guvf fgngr, jvgu uvf zbqrfg fgho.  Vg jnf oneryl
ybat rabhtu gb svg gur jbeq Fubegl...''

``...Vg znl unir fnvq `Fubegl' gb lbh jura lbh fnj, ohg ol gur gvzr jr tbg
hcfgnvef, vg fnvq, `Fubegl'f One naq Tevyy, Nyordhredhr, Arj Zrkvpb' !''
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Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr