Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site SCIRTP.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!mcnc!rti-sel!SCIRTP!todd From: todd@SCIRTP.UUCP (Todd Jones) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Assorted tawdries - ROT13 (Offensive to prudish-types)Subject: Re: Assorted tawdries - ROT13 (Offensive to prudish-types) Message-ID: <185@SCIRTP.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 18:10:18 EDT Article-I.D.: SCIRTP.185 Posted: Wed Jun 26 18:10:18 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Jun-85 01:37:37 EDT References: <2864@decwrl.UUCP> Organization: SCI Systems, Research Triangle Park, NC Lines: 50 > > > A black man rushes into a public toilet, whips out his giant member > and, starting to urinate says, "I just made it." > > A short man standing next to him looks over and says, > "Can you make me one in white?" > > > (Yes, this is an old one!) > > > > A man tells his friend about a party he had attended the night > before. It had been utterly lavish. The people even had a gold toilet. > > "A gold toilet? I don't believe you." > > "I'll prove it to you. I know the street, but I don't know the > exact house. I can find it though." > > They go to the street described. The party-goer sees one house > that looks familiar. Both men go to the door. It is opened by a typical- > looking housewife. The party-goer says, "Ma'am, did you have a party here > last night?" > > "We did." > > "I knew it. And do you have a gold toilet?" > > "Come in," replied the woman. Once the men were inside, she > called upstairs, "Joe, the guy who shit in your tuba is here!" > > > Gur cnfg grafr bs fuvg vf "fung." > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > + + + > + Sebz gur nofrag zvaq bs: + "Arire zvfgnxr sbe znyvpr gung juvpu + > + + + > + Fnaql Gbegbevab + pna or nqrdhngryl rkcynvarq + > + QRPynaq, HFN + + > + Zreevznpx, AU + ol fghcvqvgl." + > + + + > + (qrpink!qrpjey!qrp-eurn!qrp-unzfge!gbegbevab) + > + + + > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *** ERCYNPR GUVF YVAR JVGU LBHE ZRFFNTR ***