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From: connolly@steinmetz.UUCP (C. Ian Connolly)
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Subject: Re: Re: a bit of weird reasoning...(surreal
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Date: Thu, 11-Jul-85 20:08:35 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 11 20:08:35 1985
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> Q:  how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
> 
I'd heard another answer, namely

  A: Two.  One to change the lightbulb, and one to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored power tools.

(heard from Steve Platt at upenn)
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C. Ian Connolly, WA2IFI - USENET: ...edison!steinmetz!connolly
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