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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
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Subject: what would cheeta be
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Date: Thu, 27-Jun-85 04:37:26 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 27 04:37:26 1985
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Q: What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Jewish?

A: A fur coat

Q: What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Polish?

A: A gifted child

Q: What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Italian?

A: The other woman
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Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr