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From: kumard@sunybcs.UUCP (JUMBO)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Elephants in a BUG !
Message-ID: <1869@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 1-Jul-85 20:07:55 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  1 20:07:55 1985
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR FAVOURITE ELEPHANT ***

	This is a linked one, so play along.....


	Q. How do you fit four elephants in a VW Beetle ?






















	A: Two in the front, Two at the back.

	Q2: How do you know there's an elephant in the frige ?






















	A: There'll be footpints on the butter.

	Q3: How do yoy know there are two elephants in the frige?






















	A: They'll be chatting.

	Q. How do you know there are three elephants in the frige?
	





















	A: You won't be able to close the door.

	Q.Last : How do you know there are four elephants in the frige ?






















	A: The Bug will be parked outside.


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