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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Pritchard Z. Malevolence)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Dear Judge Wapner
Message-ID: <640@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 13:22:23 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  9 13:22:23 1985
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Dear Judge Moriarty Wapner,

I'm sending this to see if I have a case that I can bring to Stupid People's
Court, and to find out how the whole thing works. Here's the story:

An AI project with whom I have until now been good friends, recently started
making snide comments about the family of hamsters I'm raising in my upper
left desk drawer. Then last week, I found one of the little buggers
completely DEAD, rigor mortised even. That was one of the new litter, so I
didn't mind so much, but when I found the grandfather in the same sorry
state, I became suspicious and performed an autopsy. I found that it had
been slowly poisoned over several weeks time by a combination of strychnine
and peanut butter. Now all the strychnine and peanut butter we have here at
ACE T&B is in storage, and only AI projects have access to the vault.

Now here are my questions:

    -Can I get this case tried in SPC?

    -Do I have to appear in person, or can I send an actor?

    -If I lose, can I give the wimp my own list of questions, or will I have
     to answer the ones your writers make up?

    - What is a reasonable amount for your bribe?

Thank you ever so sincerely,














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/s/ Pritchard Z. Malevolence,
    Assistant Dispatcher,
    Ace Trucking and Bugle