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From: ugzannin@sunybcs.UUCP (Adrian Zannin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a bit of weird reasoning...(surrealist reasoning maybe?)
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Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 19:02:02 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 25 19:02:02 1985
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            Hell has no grounds but from coffee
            for "coffee grounds are hell" (quote 1)
            Since we have accepted the statement
            "war is hell" (postulate 1)
            we must now also conclude that
            coffee grounds are war (Theorem 1)
            thusly Brazil is a bad place for peace
            and, reutilizing postulate 1, it must
            also be a bad place for skiing since the 
            flames from the burning pit would have
            melted all the snow...
            (drifting casually onto mailboxes
                  settling gently on windowpanes
                      and perhaps covering the peak of Folger's mountain?)



      -Try and tell me *that* has been posted before....

 
-- 
     Adrian Zannin
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