Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site rduxb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!rduxb!jmd From: jmd@rduxb.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: May Be Offensive to Baby Elephants (NO ROT) - offensive to (ROT13) Message-ID: <566@rduxb.UUCP> Date: Mon, 15-Jul-85 13:23:51 EDT Article-I.D.: rduxb.566 Posted: Mon Jul 15 13:23:51 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 17-Jul-85 06:09:50 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Reading, PA Lines: 20 Guvf zna ybfrf uvf cravf va na nppvqrag naq frnepurf nyy bire sbe n qbpgbe gb uryc uvz jvgu uvf ceboyrz. Nsgre znal shgvyr nggrzcgf ur zrrgf bar fgenatr qbpgbe jub pbaivaprf gur zna gb unir n onol ryrcunag gehax ercynpr uvf zvffvat betna. Jvgu uvf onol ryrcunag gehax va cynpr gur zna tbrf ubzr gb fhecevfr uvf jvsr bire qvaare. Juvyr ng gur gnoyr rngvat, gur onol ryrcunag gehax fjbbcf hc ba gb gur gnoyr naq gnxrf n qvaare ebyy sebz gur gnoyr. Yhpxvyl gur zna'f jvsr qvqa'g frr jung unq whfg unccrarq. N srj zvahgrf yngre gur onol ryrcunag gehax ntnva gnxrf n qvaare ebyy sebz gur gnoyr naq ntnva gur zna'f jvsr qvqa'g abgvpr. N srj zber zvahgrf cnff naq bapr ntnva gur onol ryrcunag gehax nccrnef gb fjvcr nabgure ebyy sebz gur gnoyr. Guvf gvzr gur zna'f jvsr fpernzf jvgu ubeebe, "Jung jnf gung?" "Gung'f zl fhecevfr sbe lbh" gur zna rkcynvaf, "V unq n onol ryrcunag gehax ercynpr zl zvffvat betna." "Qbrf vg qb rirelguvat lbhe cravf qvq?" uvf jvsr nfxrq. "Lrf rirelguvat" ur ercyvrq. "Gung'f terng!" uvf jvsr erfcbaqrq rfgngvpnyyl. "Jryy, V qba'g xabj" fnvq gur zna, "V qba'g guvax V pna gnxr nal zber bs gurfr ebyyf hc zl nff." Wbfrcu Z. Qnxrf NG&G Oryy Ynobengbevrf Ernqvat, CN eqhko!wzq