Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site gitpyr.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!gatech!gitpyr!steveg From: steveg@gitpyr.UUCP (Steve Gilbreath) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: a clean joke Message-ID: <518@gitpyr.UUCP> Date: Sun, 30-Jun-85 23:29:08 EDT Article-I.D.: gitpyr.518 Posted: Sun Jun 30 23:29:08 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 1-Jul-85 07:35:27 EDT References: <2163@ut-sally.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, GA Lines: 31 > I've never posted to net.jokes before (mainly due to fear of being flamed: > "You jerk! I heard that when I was five years old!") However, I haven't > seen anyone post this one before, so. . . > > A Russian scientist and an American scientist are talking, each bragging > about their own space programs: > Russian: "Soviet space program is superior to Americans. Is far more > advanced!" > American: "Now, how can you say that? You don't have anything like our > space shuttle program!" > Russian: "Ha! You playing with orbital missions and moon missions. > Ve sending people to the sun!" > American: "What!? That's impossible. They'd burn up!" > Russian: "Ah, ve smart. Ve go night time!" > You jerk! I heard that when I was five years old! Heh, heh, just kidding. No, I heard that on a Foster Brooks (the drunk) album. He was talking about his polish cousin, the astronaut. His other polish cousin walked into a bait store and asked the man "How much is bait?" "I can let you have all you want for a dollar" was the reply. "Let me have two dollars worth." -- Steven M. Gilbreath. Office of Computing Services. User Services. Georgia Institute of Technology. Atlanta GA 30332. (404) 894-6168 ...!{akgua, allegra, amd, hplabs, ihnp4, masscomp, ut-ngp}!gatech!gitpyr!steveg Real computers have 60 bit words.