Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site vax2.fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!mtuxo!mtunh!mtung!mtunf!ariel!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!fluke!kurt From: kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth) Newsgroups: net.general,net.flame,net.news Subject: net.terror Message-ID: <773@vax2.fluke.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 18:14:57 EDT Article-I.D.: vax2.773 Posted: Fri Jun 28 18:14:57 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 1-Jul-85 05:48:29 EDT Distribution: net Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA Lines: 27 Xref: watmath net.general:161 net.flame:10897 net.news:3541 Acts of net terrorism are on the rise. In the latest terrorist action, chuqui is threatening to cancel net.flame with extremem prejudice. I am requesting the creation of a new newsgroup, net.terror, for future an- nouncements of terrorist demands. Until creation of net.terror, I will use this general forum to make MY demands of the net. Stop chuqui. If you do not, I will be forced to destroy the entire network by posting hundreds of lightbulb jokes to net.sources, and dozens of unrotated obscenities to net.general. There is nothing you can do to stop me. You cannot cancel all my messages. You cannot protect your newsgroups. I may strike any where, any time I wish. I might resurrect net.db, send boring messages to net.jokes, or even start a religious argument in net.lang. I will plunge the net into chaos, force the severance of ARPA tie-ins, and eventually drive commercial sites away, until you fall into the abyss of isolation from which you originally came. If you doubt my sincerity, I will give you a tiny demonstration of my power Q: What's green, Irish, and stays out all night? A: Patty O'Furniture! Ha Ha Ha!!! There's no way to stop me! Better give in to my demands. -- Kurt Guntheroth John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. {uw-beaver,decvax!microsof,ucbvax!lbl-csam,allegra,ssc-vax}!fluke!kurt