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From: bill@hpfcms.UUCP (bill)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: women: MUST they halve everything?
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Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 18:12:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 19 18:12:00 1985
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Nf-From: hpfcms!bill    Jun 19 12:12:00 1985

garbage line here

Well, since I've followed the toilet paper debate with undying interest
(gag, puke), I thought I might launch a new, *light-hearted* attack on
the feminine gender.

You know what I *hate*??  I HATE HOW WOMEN HAVE TO TAKE HALF OF EVERYTHING!!!
LIKE COOKIES, DOUGHNUTS, SWEET-ROLLS, SANDWICHES, ETC.  ANY TIME YOU SET
THIS KIND OF FOOD OUT IN A ROOM WITH AT LEAST ONE WOMAN IN IT, COME BACK IN
10 MINUTES AND THERE'LL BE SEVERAL HALVES LAYING ON THE PLATE!!!!   OOOOOO!!!
Funny thing is, the woman who took half will usually come back for the other
half sooner or later.....

Well?  Flames, anyone?

Bill