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From: zubbie@ihlpl.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: women and the consumpt... (not pissing on your hands)
Message-ID: <187@ihlpl.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 29-Jun-85 14:03:29 EDT
Article-I.D.: ihlpl.187
Posted: Sat Jun 29 14:03:29 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 30-Jun-85 03:13:07 EDT
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> >>>> "At Havahd they teach us to wash our hands afterwards."
> >>>> 
> >>>> "At MIT they teach us to not to piss on our hands."
> >>>> 
> >>> At Berkeley, we don't NEED to be taught not to piss on our hands!
> >>> 
> >> At BGSU we don't need to use our hands.
> >> 
> > How do you get it out, then? With your teeth? Putting it back after you're
> > done would seem to be even more difficult.
> > 
> > Perhaps you just leave it dangling all the time. Or maybe you don't wear
> > anything more complicated than a loincloth below the waist.
> > 
> >                                         Bill Laubenheimer
> 
> Actually, mine can take itself out by itself, and even open the fly.  I
> guess you guys just haven't used yours very much.
> 
> Helpful hint:  If you want to make a good impression with the girls,
>                zero-handed push-ups are very useful.  But don't tire
>                yourself out.  I usually stick to 50 every morning.
> 
> ----
>             Colin Rafferty { Math Department, Carnegie-Mellon University }
> 


In many cases it seems possible that getting it out would require some of
the techniques developed for micro-surgery.

  
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