Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site galbp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!akgub!galbp!wolf From: wolf@galbp.UUCP (Wolf Herda) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Rotten Day Message-ID: <178@galbp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 11-Jul-85 13:57:30 EDT Article-I.D.: galbp.178 Posted: Thu Jul 11 13:57:30 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 15-Jul-85 07:07:27 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Lanier Business Products, Inc., Atlanta, Georgia Lines: 56 HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY --------------------------------------------------- - You wake up face down on the pavement. - You put your bra on backward and it fits better. - You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. - You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. - Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. - Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business. - You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. - You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. - Your twin sister forgot your birthday. - You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed. - Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. - Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. - Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. - The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. - You wake up to find your braces locked together. - You walk to work and find your dress stuck in the back of your pantyhose. - You call your answering service and they tell you its none of your business. - Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. - Your income tax check bounces. - You put both contact lenses in the same eye. - Your pet rock snaps at you. - Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George. -- Wolf Herda Lanier Business Products, Inc. {gatech,akgua,akgub}!galbp!wolf (404) 329-8254