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From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Re: women: MUST they halve everything?
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Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 11:28:56 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 12 11:28:56 1985
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> You know what I *hate*??  I HATE HOW WOMEN HAVE TO TAKE HALF OF
> EVERYTHING!!!  LIKE COOKIES, DOUGHNUTS, SWEET-ROLLS, SANDWICHES, ETC.
> ANY TIME YOU SET THIS KIND OF FOOD OUT IN A ROOM WITH AT LEAST ONE
> WOMAN IN IT, COME BACK IN 10 MINUTES AND THERE'LL BE SEVERAL HALVES
> LAYING ON THE PLATE!!!!   OOOOOO!!!

Old news!  See "The Strange Case of the Dead Divorcee," as reported
many years ago by O. Nash:

	Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named
		Mrs. Geraldine McGregor Hamilton Garfinkle
		Boyce.
				#

	Her first husband, Mr. McGregor, divorced her for
		infidelity.
				#

	That wasn't his real reason, but he didn't want to
		blast her reputation.

	...
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
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