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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer)
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Subject: Re: net.terror
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Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 18:32:44 EDT
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Please!  He's not joking!  He sits in the office next to me, and he's kept
our entire software group in a grip of terror for the last two months!  And
he showed me an "inews" shell script and a 10Mb file full of lightbulb
jokes, primed to post!  Don't play dice with the collective net sanity --
accede to his demands!  He's talented and he's not very sane!

Oh, hi, Kurt.... what am I doing?  Why, nothing, just mailing a letter to my
sweet little old mother at ihnp4... Kurt, please... no, I wasn't going to
betray you!  You've got to believe me!  No, Kurt, NO!  NOT THA...............
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Q: How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?