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Subject: Re: Apple's New Image
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Date: Thu, 11-Jul-85 21:18:10 EDT
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> In article <1030033@acf4.UUCP> tsc2597@acf4.UUCP (Sam Chin) writes:
> >[...]Apple is seeking new talent
> >and has hired a new director of marketing for ts Apple II.  He is Michael
> >K.  Lorelli, formerly a marketeer with International Playtex Inc's tampon
> >group (seriously!).
> 
> This should bring about some rather interesting changes in advertising
> styles, to wit:
> 
>     Mainframe protection from a maxi-processor.
>     
>     Software protection you can trust.
>     
> 
> Other changes will be a counterparts to IBM's Charlie Chaplin, namely Cathy
> Rigby & Brenda Vaccaro.  Also, new cover art for the Apple IIc has been
> commisioned to stress portability -- paintings of women in nighties running
> along a beach with a IIc in one hand.
> 
> However, the culmination of this new idealogy will occur in two years, when
> Apple plans to come out with the ultimate in engineering and marketing
> sophistication: a disposable Macintosh, packed in a cardboard tube.  A
> notice will be printed on the side of the box warning not to attempt
> flushing it down the toilet in areas with low water pressure.
> 
> --------
> 
> Oh, dear, I bet I get flamed for this....
> 
>                         "When in doubt, tell the truth."
>                                                 Mark Twain
>                         "When in doubt, book 'em."
>                                                 Steve McGarret, Five-O
> 
> 					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
> 					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
	Jeff,
Not bad, and I own an apple ][c. Most Interesting thing I've seen on the net.
flame lately. 

				Two points!
			Dennis Michaels @ U.C. Davis

		'Gravity, its not just a good idea, its the Law'