Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxd!rlr From: rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen) Newsgroups: net.music Subject: Re: I Hate Yes! Message-ID: <1162@pyuxd.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Jul-85 14:03:58 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxd.1162 Posted: Fri Jul 5 14:03:58 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 6-Jul-85 10:57:00 EDT References: <4603@mit-eddie.UUCP> Distribution: net.music Organization: Whatever we're calling ourselves this week Lines: 23 > I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I HATE YES! > I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THEM! ANYONE WHO POSTED ANYTHING > ABOUT THEM SHOULD LEAVE THE NET! COMMIT SUICIDE! > > With all these postings about Yes, I figured they must be good, so I ran > out and spent my entire life savings on the "The Compleate Yes" boxed > set. I ran home, and took out of my Close-And-Play the 12 inch disco > single of Madonna's "Material Girl", which I have been listening to > continuously for the last six months, and I put on "Close to the Edge". > What accosted my ears but complete, vile noise! It didn't sound > anything like Madonna! It didn't even sound like Michael Jackson! I > want to kill you all! You made me waste my life savings. My entire > life is ruined. I want nothing more than to destroy these records by > stuffing them down your throats and lighting all of you on fire! In > fact, just the thought of doing this is right now giving me multiple > orgasms! [DOUG ALAN NESSUS] Don't worry, what this really was was an attempt to see how many Yes-freaks would respond with questions about "Is there a complete Yes boxed set?" Wait and see... -- Like a sturgeon (GLURG!), caught for the very first time... Rich Rosen ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr