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From: todd@SCIRTP.UUCP (Todd Jones)
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Subject: Re: Assorted tawdries - ROT13 (Offensive to prudish-types)Subject: Re: Assorted tawdries - ROT13 (Offensive to prudish-types)
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Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 18:10:18 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 26 18:10:18 1985
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> 
> 	A black man rushes into a public toilet, whips out his giant member
> and, starting to urinate says, "I just made it."
> 
> 	A short man standing next to him looks over and says,
> "Can you make me one in white?"
> 

> 
> (Yes, this is an old one!)
> 
> 
> 
> 	A man tells his friend about a party he had attended the night 
> before.  It had been utterly lavish.  The people even had a gold toilet.
> 
> 	"A gold toilet?  I don't believe you."
> 
> 	"I'll prove it to you.  I know the street, but I don't know the
> exact house.  I can find it though."
> 
> 	They go to the street described.  The party-goer sees one house
> that looks familiar.  Both men go to the door.  It is opened by a typical-
> looking housewife.  The party-goer says, "Ma'am, did you have a party here
> last night?"
> 
> 	"We did."
> 
> 	"I knew it.  And do you have a gold toilet?"
> 
> 	"Come in," replied the woman.  Once the men were inside, she
> called upstairs, "Joe, the guy who shit in your tuba is here!"
> 
> 
> 
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