Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 SMI; site parallel.uucp Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!decwrl!sun!idi!pesnta!parallel!eric From: eric@parallel.uucp (Eric Griswold) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: We were so poor that... Message-ID: <141@parallel.uucp> Date: Wed, 3-Jul-85 14:43:30 EDT Article-I.D.: parallel.141 Posted: Wed Jul 3 14:43:30 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 14-Jul-85 09:20:25 EDT References: <531@deepthot.UUCP> <137@telesoft.UUCP> <229@luke.UUCP> <485@unisoft.UUCP> <726@utcs.UUCP> Reply-To: eric@parallel.UUCP (Eric Griswold) Organization: Parallel Computers, Inc. Lines: 18 Summary: In article <726@utcs.UUCP> adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles) writes: >In article <485@unisoft.UUCP> thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie) writes: >>Anyway, a joke: >> >>How many Zen Buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? >> >>(pause)... (pause pause pause)... (don't say anything... that's the joke) > > >No! No! It's two ... > >One to skrew in the light bulb, and one not to. >-- > No! no! It's three. One to carry the water, one to chop the wood, and one to enlighten the novice.