Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sunybcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!princeton!rocksvax!sunybcs!ugzannin From: ugzannin@sunybcs.UUCP (Adrian Zannin) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a bit of weird reasoning...(surrealist reasoning maybe?) Message-ID: <1844@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 19:02:02 EDT Article-I.D.: sunybcs.1844 Posted: Tue Jun 25 19:02:02 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Jun-85 05:25:34 EDT Distribution: net Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science Lines: 24 Hell has no grounds but from coffee for "coffee grounds are hell" (quote 1) Since we have accepted the statement "war is hell" (postulate 1) we must now also conclude that coffee grounds are war (Theorem 1) thusly Brazil is a bad place for peace and, reutilizing postulate 1, it must also be a bad place for skiing since the flames from the burning pit would have melted all the snow... (drifting casually onto mailboxes settling gently on windowpanes and perhaps covering the peak of Folger's mountain?) -Try and tell me *that* has been posted before.... -- Adrian Zannin ..{burdvax,rocksvax,bbncca,decvax,dual,rocksanne,watmath}!sunybcs!ugzannin