Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!nessus From: nessus@mit-eddie.UUCP (Brian D. Amage) Newsgroups: net.music Subject: I Hate Yes! Message-ID: <4603@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Thu, 4-Jul-85 02:12:59 EDT Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.4603 Posted: Thu Jul 4 02:12:59 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Jul-85 06:28:23 EDT Distribution: net.music Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 25 I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I HATE YES! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THEM! ANYONE WHO POSTED ANYTHING ABOUT THEM SHOULD LEAVE THE NET! COMMIT SUICIDE! With all these postings about Yes, I figured they must be good, so I ran out and spent my entire life savings on the "The Compleate Yes" boxed set. I ran home, and took out of my Close-And-Play the 12 inch disco single of Madonna's "Material Girl", which I have been listening to continuously for the last six months, and I put on "Close to the Edge". What accosted my ears but complete, vile noise! It didn't sound anything like Madonna! It didn't even sound like Michael Jackson! I want to kill you all! You made me waste my life savings. My entire life is ruined. I want nothing more than to destroy these records by stuffing them down your throats and lighting all of you on fire! In fact, just the thought of doing this is right now giving me multiple orgasms! Everybody from now on better post stuff on only things I like. That means Madonna and Michael Jackson. Maybe I'll let you post stuff on Lionel Ritchie and Duran Duran, too. Anything else, and I'll hold my breath until I turn blue. Worse, I'll unsubscribe!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Brian D. Amage