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From: awinterb@udenva.UUCP (Art Winterbauer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive Jokes about Hell -- (not rot'd)
Message-ID: <729@udenva.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 14:31:09 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 25 14:31:09 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 1-Jul-85 06:24:20 EDT
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by
a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.  He asks a nearby
demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.

"Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and
the blondes don't!"


One more?  Okay....

Fellow goes to hell.  The devil says, "You get your choice of punishment.
Come with me."

They go down a long hall.  They look into one room, where souls were
sweating in an over-heated sauna.  "Nah," said the fellow. "Let's go look
at another room."

In the next room, naked people were sitting around on huge cubes of ice,
shivering and chattering, while demons sprayed ice water on them and poked
them with icicles.  "Yikes!  Another room quick!" the fellow insisted.

In the next room, people were standing around shin-deep in vomit, drinking
coffee, swapping stories, and having as pleasant a time as circumstances
permitted.  "Go no further," the fellow said.  "I'll take this room!"

He grabbed a cup of java and commenced discussions with a nearby soul.  After
about 2 minutes, though, a voice comes over the loudspeaker:

"COFFEE BREAK'S OVER.  EVERYBODY BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"


-- 



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