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From: dturner@saber.UUCP (David Turner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Weird reasoning
Message-ID: <1698@saber.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 14-Jul-85 12:33:05 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jul 14 12:33:05 1985
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> >	1 ) God is Love
> >	2 ) Love is Blind
> >	3 ) Ray Charles is blind
> >	4 ) therefore Ray Charles is God!
> 
> 1 ) nothing is better than eternal life
      sex is
> 2 ) a ham sandwich is better than nothing
      so is masterbation
> 3 ) therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal life
> 
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> UUCP:     {ihnp4,decvax,tektronix}!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon

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