Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site pitt.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!rochester!cmu-cs-pt!cadre!pitt!venky From: venky@pitt.UUCP (Venkatesan) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: DUCK JOKE (ROT 13)Subject: DUCK JOKE (ROT 13) Message-ID: <1084@pitt.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Jul-85 15:37:42 EDT Article-I.D.: pitt.1084 Posted: Wed Jul 3 15:37:42 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Jul-85 06:31:12 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Univ. of Pittsburgh Computer Science Lines: 16 There once was a man who desperately wanted to have sex but didn't have money for a whore. He took his only duck to a pros. and had sex after she agreed that duck is fine for the services. This man was so good in bed that she gave back the duck after he had sex saying that he need not pay as she herself enjoyed the fun. After this, the man was walking down the road with the duck when he was knocked down by a car. Unfortunately the duck died in the accident. As the man was so upset and arguing to the car owner that he had killed his best friend, the car owner promised to reimburse him with $200 for the duck. The man then went home happily. His friend asked him," What happend Jim, you are so happy ?" Jim replied tersely, "I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck and two hundred bucks for a f*cked-up duck". Gur bcvavbaf rkcerffrq ner fbyryl lbhef!!