Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83 based; site houem.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!houem!hgp From: hgp@houem.UUCP (#H.PAGE) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Norwegians (not rot) Message-ID: <349@houem.UUCP> Date: Sun, 7-Jul-85 01:21:27 EDT Article-I.D.: houem.349 Posted: Sun Jul 7 01:21:27 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 9-Jul-85 05:36:04 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 18 Direct from PHC... A gentleman walks into the Cannibal Cafe and sits down. The waiter steps over and hands the gentleman a menu. He opens it and notices dishes such as baked Englishman, baked Alaskian, etc. "Any specials today?" he asks the waiter. The waiter replys, "Yes, sir. Today we have Roast German Au Jus for three dollars, Fried Frenchman in a white wine sauce for three dollars and Boiled Norwegian for fourteen dollars." "My goodness, fourteen dollars for the simple Boiled Norwegian while you charge three dollars for the other two gourmet dishes. What is goung on here ?" exclaimes the man. "Well," says the waiter, "You know those Norwegians, they're just so hard to clean." Sorry.