Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site petrus.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!bellcore!petrus!mwg From: mwg@petrus.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Pig Joke Message-ID: <396@petrus.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 09:48:36 EDT Article-I.D.: petrus.396 Posted: Fri Jul 12 09:48:36 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 14:19:04 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Bell Communications Research, Inc Lines: 16 ++ One day, a man was driving by a farm, and he saw an amazing thing: there in the field was a pig with a wooden leg. He was so suprised at this unusual sight that he stopped to ask the farmer about it. "That's no ordinary pig," said the farmer. "That there pig is a hero! One day last fall, my son was riding the tracter, and it fell over on him. That pig saw him, and dug under his fence, ran over to the tracter and dug my son out from under there." The man was amazed at this story, but the farmer continued: "And then, last month it was, our farmhouse caught fire one night, and that pig dug under his fence again, broke into the back door and woke us all up. Saved our whole family's lives, he did." This was just too much to beleive. The man, who still hadn't had his curiosity satisfied said, "well then how did that amazing pig get a wooden leg?" "Well," the farmer replied, "with a pig like that, you wouldn't expect us to slaughter him all at once, would yeh?" -Mark