Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!mit-eddie!whizzo From: whizzo@mit-eddie.UUCP (David Hardy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Humor ala Kernighan Message-ID: <4573@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Sat, 29-Jun-85 01:20:58 EDT Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.4573 Posted: Sat Jun 29 01:20:58 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 30-Jun-85 02:29:12 EDT References: <714@vax2.fluke.UUCP> <243@ttrdc.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 19 > go to hell This reminds me of a Fortran compiler I used to use years ago on a XEROX 560 computer: If you did the following ASSIGN xx JAIL GO TO JAIL In the compiler listing would be the following, right after the statement: GO DIRECTLY. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. Anyone else know of any hidden program 'features' such as this? -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. It isn't just contradiction .................. Can be! " Dave Hardy (whizzo@mit-eddie) ARPA: whizzo@mit-eddie.ARPA -or- haadav%mitvma@mit-multics.ARPA CSNET: haadav%mitvma.bitnet@wiscvm.csnet BITNET: haadav@mitvma