Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site bgsuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: RE: women and toilet paper; envy and deprivation Message-ID: <622@bgsuvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 10:55:54 EDT Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.622 Posted: Tue Jun 25 10:55:54 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Jun-85 07:09:21 EDT Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH Lines: 44> >Sophie must be forgiven. She is suffering from "Penile Deprivation", a > >.... > >Hmm, it looks like lil' Jeanette has contracted P.D., too. > >.... > > Steven Schultz > > I have seen many comments to this effect ("envy" or "deprivation"). I find > them hard to credit, though. I find that I (as a female) get many more > offers of penises than I know what do do with, so I can only assume that men > don't really want them. [...] With so many offers flying around, I find it > hard to believe that most women are suffering from "deprivation." I think > that the men are just trying to make everyone *believe* that women want them, > so that they can then be proud of possessing them (penises). After all, > shouldn't you be proud of having something everyone else wants? > Muffy Again, we netters must succumb to *another* mis-informed woman spouting nothing but unfounded drivel. Every man offering a woman his penis is obviously doing it out of pity. Women crave a man's 'thing'. I have this information courtesey of a scholarly friend(she is an avid reader of Playgirl). According to her, and the letters in Playgirl, women daydream about being "filled with his manliness." Although she does object to my use of P.D., I remain convinced that it is the duty of every American male to help out the American females *any* way he can. The mere idea that we don't want our penises is ludicrous! Ha! Too funny! We are *PROUD* that we have them. Women have something that men don't have (hint: look inside your blouse, ladies), but we don't suffer from B.D. or B.E., because who wants something that you have to strap to your body. We will admit that they are fun to play with, but you can keep them when we are done with them. And, Muffy, if you are getting "more offers of penises than [you] know what to do with", then I can only assume that you have a pitiful appearance.(pun intended). Steven Schultz ================================================================================ "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant, excepting Alice" -Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" ================================================================================ PATH: uw-beaver!ihnp4!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz ================================================================================