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From: adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: We were so poor that...
Message-ID: <726@utcs.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 30-Jun-85 18:46:20 EDT
Article-I.D.: utcs.726
Posted: Sun Jun 30 18:46:20 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 30-Jun-85 19:12:22 EDT
References: <531@deepthot.UUCP> <137@telesoft.UUCP> <229@luke.UUCP> <485@unisoft.UUCP>
Reply-To: adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles)
Organization: University of Toronto - General Purpose UNIX
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Summary: 

In article <485@unisoft.UUCP> thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie) writes:
>Anyway, a joke:
>
>How many Zen Buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>
>(pause)... (pause pause pause)... (don't say anything... that's the joke)


No! No! It's two ...























One to skrew in the light bulb, and one not to.
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