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From: venky@pitt.UUCP (Venkatesan)
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Subject: DUCK JOKE (ROT 13)Subject: DUCK JOKE (ROT 13)
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Date: Wed, 3-Jul-85 15:37:42 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul  3 15:37:42 1985
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There once was a man who desperately wanted to have sex but didn't have
money for a whore. He took his only duck to a pros. and had sex
after she agreed that duck is fine for the services. This man was so good in
bed that she gave back the duck after he had sex saying that he need not
pay as she herself enjoyed the fun. After this, the man was walking down the 
road with the duck when he was knocked down by a car. Unfortunately the duck 
died in the accident. As the man was so upset and arguing to the car owner that 
he had killed his best friend, the car owner promised to reimburse him with $200
for the duck. The man then went home happily.

His friend asked him," What happend Jim, you are so happy ?"

Jim replied tersely, "I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck and two
hundred bucks for a f*cked-up duck".

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