Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site rtech.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!gymble!lll-crg!dual!unisoft!mtxinu!rtech!jeff From: jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: just a joke (One that really happened) Message-ID: <526@rtech.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Jul-85 02:24:17 EDT Article-I.D.: rtech.526 Posted: Wed Jul 3 02:24:17 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Jul-85 06:13:48 EDT References: <762@aluxe.UUCP> Organization: Relational Technology, Alameda CA Lines: 17 > > The fireman said, "Yes sir, Mr. Brodt - how do we get there ?" > and Farmer Brodt said, "Don't you have those little red > fire trucks no more?" My father used to own a paint store. One day a customer phoned, and asked for directions to the store. My father gave the person the address (which was on a well-known street). The person asked, "Is it on the left or the right side of the street?" My father responded, "Which direction will you be coming?" The person said in an annoyed tone, "Why, toward your store, of course!" -- Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.) aka Swazoo Koolak {amdahl, sun}!rtech!jeff {ucbvax, decvax}!mtxinu!rtech!jeff