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From: rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: Re: I Hate Yes!
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Date: Fri, 5-Jul-85 14:03:58 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  5 14:03:58 1985
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> I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!
> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THEM!  ANYONE WHO POSTED ANYTHING
> ABOUT THEM SHOULD LEAVE THE NET!  COMMIT SUICIDE!
> 
> With all these postings about Yes, I figured they must be good, so I ran
> out and spent my entire life savings on the "The Compleate Yes" boxed
> set.  I ran home, and took out of my Close-And-Play the 12 inch disco
> single of Madonna's "Material Girl", which I have been listening to
> continuously for the last six months, and I put on "Close to the Edge".
> What accosted my ears but complete, vile noise!  It didn't sound
> anything like Madonna!  It didn't even sound like Michael Jackson!  I
> want to kill you all!  You made me waste my life savings.  My entire
> life is ruined.  I want nothing more than to destroy these records by
> stuffing them down your throats and lighting all of you on fire!  In
> fact, just the thought of doing this is right now giving me multiple
> orgasms! [DOUG ALAN NESSUS]

Don't worry, what this really was was an attempt to see how many Yes-freaks
would respond with questions about "Is there a complete Yes boxed set?"
Wait and see...
-- 
Like a sturgeon (GLURG!), caught for the very first time...
			Rich Rosen   ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr