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From: jmd@rduxb.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: May Be Offensive to Baby Elephants (NO ROT) - offensive to  (ROT13)
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Date: Mon, 15-Jul-85 13:23:51 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 15 13:23:51 1985
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Guvf zna ybfrf uvf cravf va na nppvqrag naq frnepurf nyy bire sbe n qbpgbe gb
uryc uvz jvgu uvf ceboyrz.  Nsgre znal shgvyr nggrzcgf ur zrrgf bar fgenatr
qbpgbe jub pbaivaprf gur zna gb unir n onol ryrcunag gehax ercynpr uvf zvffvat
betna.  Jvgu uvf onol ryrcunag gehax va cynpr gur zna tbrf ubzr gb fhecevfr uvf
jvsr bire qvaare.  Juvyr ng gur gnoyr rngvat, gur onol ryrcunag gehax fjbbcf
hc ba gb gur gnoyr naq gnxrf n qvaare ebyy sebz gur gnoyr.  Yhpxvyl gur zna'f
jvsr qvqa'g frr jung unq whfg unccrarq.  N srj zvahgrf yngre gur onol ryrcunag
gehax ntnva gnxrf n qvaare ebyy sebz gur gnoyr naq ntnva gur zna'f jvsr qvqa'g
abgvpr.  N srj zber zvahgrf cnff naq bapr ntnva gur onol ryrcunag gehax nccrnef
gb fjvcr nabgure ebyy sebz gur gnoyr.  Guvf gvzr gur zna'f jvsr fpernzf jvgu
ubeebe, "Jung jnf gung?"  "Gung'f zl fhecevfr sbe lbh" gur zna rkcynvaf, "V unq
n onol ryrcunag gehax ercynpr zl zvffvat betna."  "Qbrf vg qb rirelguvat lbhe
cravf qvq?" uvf jvsr nfxrq.  "Lrf rirelguvat" ur ercyvrq.  "Gung'f terng!" uvf
jvsr erfcbaqrq rfgngvpnyyl.  "Jryy, V qba'g xabj" fnvq gur zna, "V qba'g guvax
V pna gnxr nal zber bs gurfr ebyyf hc zl nff."

						Wbfrcu Z. Qnxrf
						NG&G Oryy Ynobengbevrf
						Ernqvat, CN
						eqhko!wzq