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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: RE: women and toilet paper; envy and deprivation
Message-ID: <622@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 10:55:54 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 25 10:55:54 1985
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> >Sophie must be forgiven.  She is suffering from "Penile Deprivation", a 
> >....
> >Hmm, it looks like lil' Jeanette has contracted P.D., too. 
> >....
> >                              Steven Schultz
> 
> I have seen many comments to this effect ("envy" or "deprivation").  I find
> them hard to credit, though.  I find that I (as a female) get many more 
> offers of penises than I know what do do with, so I can only assume that men
> don't really want them. [...] With so  many offers flying around, I find it 
> hard to believe that most women are  suffering from "deprivation."  I think 
> that the men are just trying to  make everyone *believe* that women want them,
> so that they can then be  proud of possessing them (penises).  After all, 
> shouldn't you be proud of  having something everyone else wants? 
>                           Muffy

Again, we netters must succumb to *another* mis-informed woman spouting nothing
but unfounded drivel.  Every man offering a woman his penis is obviously doing 
it out of pity.  Women crave a man's 'thing'. I have this information courtesey
of a scholarly friend(she is an avid reader of Playgirl). According to her, and
the letters in Playgirl, women daydream about being "filled with his 
manliness." Although she does object to my use of P.D., I remain convinced that
it is the duty of every American male to help out the American females *any*
way he can.  The mere idea that we don't want our penises is ludicrous!  Ha!
Too funny!  We are *PROUD* that we have them.  Women have something that men
don't have (hint: look inside your blouse, ladies), but we don't suffer from
B.D. or B.E., because who wants something that you have to strap to your body.
We will admit that they are fun to play with, but you can keep them when we are
done with them.  

And, Muffy, if you are getting "more offers of penises than [you] know what to
do with", then I can only assume that you have a pitiful appearance.(pun 
intended).

                               Steven Schultz
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