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From: 3215rfs@mtuxo.UUCP (r.soyack)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Knocking War!!!!!
Message-ID: <780@mtuxo.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 03:26:24 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 10 03:26:24 1985
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The nerve of you people!  I can endure your crabbing about loud kids in
resturants, complaining about Rich Rosen ( In the name of the Rosen, the
Wheeler, and the Thompson, Amen), and bitchin` about finding pieces of
fetus in your make-up, but when you start knocking war that is too much
for me to bear.  War is the most noble endeavor of man-er-woman-er-person, yea,
personkind.  With out war we would be in terrible shape.

Let us look at some of the benefits of war.

		-With out war G. Patton would probably been a horse rancher
			who beat his workers.  Now wouldn't that have made
			a boring movie!  And besides who would they have
			not given the Academy Award to that year.

		-With out war generals would have to push little pieces of
			cardboard around on maps instead of the exhilaration
			of being able to see, close hand (from say 3 or 4 miles
			away), all those cannons firing and people being
			blown apart.

		-Without war many great scientific discoveries would not have 
			been made.  Think of what a sad place the world would
			be without nerve gas, defoliants, and atomic bombs.

I could write about the glories of war all night but the attendants at this
neat psycho-ward I'm in are getting ready to turn off the lights.

So remember bitch about little pieces of fetus in you vanishing cream but
STOP KNOCKING WAR!!!!!!!

						Alexander Boneparte