Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site utai.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsri!utai!gkloker From: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Me, myself, and I) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Elephantine jokes Message-ID: <596@utai.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 13:19:01 EDT Article-I.D.: utai.596 Posted: Fri Jun 28 13:19:01 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Jun-85 14:33:08 EDT Reply-To: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Me, myself, and I) Organization: Neither here nor there Lines: 21 Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a plum? A: Their color. -- Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill." -- Q: What did Charles DeGaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Voila les elephants over the hill." -- Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing -- he didn't recognize them. -- Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the plums." (She was color-blind.)