Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watnot.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!bfeir From: bfeir@watnot.UUCP (bfeir) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Syno-phrases Message-ID: <11249@watnot.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 16:57:03 EDT Article-I.D.: watnot.11249 Posted: Wed Jun 26 16:57:03 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Jun-85 05:32:49 EDT References: <547@udenva.UUCP> <140@nic_vax.UUCP> <484@usl.UUCP> <461@micomvax.UUCP> <177@weitek.UUCP> <692@udenva.UUCP> Reply-To: bfeir@watnot.UUCP () Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 13 Summary: In article <692@udenva.UUCP> showard@udenva.UUCP (showard) writes: >>>> His elavator doesn't make it to the top floor. >>> The lights are on but nobodys home. >> He's a few bricks shy of a load. > He's a few bricks shy of a handful. Here are a few more: The smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney. When he plays poker, it's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or the ace is missing from his deck altogether. The best ones are used to describe 'Rosco' on 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'