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Subject: Whalish Thoughts
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Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 00:05:00 EDT
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"I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me"
					- Herman Melville

Here are some good oxymorons courtesy of the June 85' issue of OMNI.

I don't believe in astrology.  But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians
don't believe in astrology.
		- James R. F. Quirk, Portland, ME

Patience will come to one who waits for it.
		- Richard Lauterback
			Moffett Naval Air Station, CA

It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one.
		- Phil White
			Ventura, CA

	food for thought
				Steve Price