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From: frederic@ubvax.UUCP (Frederic Bach)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Call me names...
Message-ID: <238@ubvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 19:41:40 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  9 19:41:40 1985
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	This guy is the proud father of three daughters.
	They have now reached the age when he will let them 
	go out on Saturday night. (fever.) ( :-> )
	On a given Saturday, all three happen to have a date.
	The bell rings ; our guy goes to the door. There stands
	a young fellow who says :

	- My name is Harry, I've come to fetch Debbie, we're
	  going to a movie...

	- OK, I'll call her for you.

	A while later, the bell rings again, and another youngster
	is there at the door, with these words :

	- My name is Joe, I've come to fetch Flo, we're going to
	  a show...

	- OK, I'll call her for you.

	Later still, a third ring on the bell, and a third guy :

	- My name is Chuck...

	- NO WAY ! Young man GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE !