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From: nessus@mit-eddie.UUCP (Brian D. Amage)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: I Hate Yes!
Message-ID: <4603@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 4-Jul-85 02:12:59 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul  4 02:12:59 1985
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I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!  I HATE YES!
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THEM!  ANYONE WHO POSTED ANYTHING
ABOUT THEM SHOULD LEAVE THE NET!  COMMIT SUICIDE!

With all these postings about Yes, I figured they must be good, so I ran
out and spent my entire life savings on the "The Compleate Yes" boxed
set.  I ran home, and took out of my Close-And-Play the 12 inch disco
single of Madonna's "Material Girl", which I have been listening to
continuously for the last six months, and I put on "Close to the Edge".
What accosted my ears but complete, vile noise!  It didn't sound
anything like Madonna!  It didn't even sound like Michael Jackson!  I
want to kill you all!  You made me waste my life savings.  My entire
life is ruined.  I want nothing more than to destroy these records by
stuffing them down your throats and lighting all of you on fire!  In
fact, just the thought of doing this is right now giving me multiple
orgasms!

Everybody from now on better post stuff on only things I like.  That
means Madonna and Michael Jackson.  Maybe I'll let you post stuff on
Lionel Ritchie and Duran Duran, too.  Anything else, and I'll hold my
breath until I turn blue.  Worse, I'll unsubscribe!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Brian D. Amage