Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site stolaf.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!stolaf!robertsl From: robertsl@stolaf.UUCP (Laurence C. Roberts) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A Peak Joke (?) Message-ID: <4794@stolaf.UUCP> Date: Mon, 8-Jul-85 20:36:25 EDT Article-I.D.: stolaf.4794 Posted: Mon Jul 8 20:36:25 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 12-Jul-85 02:09:05 EDT Distribution: net Organization: St. Olaf College, Northfield MN Lines: 35 I didn't get around to posting any of my jokes when Peak jokes were in, but I'd say that many of my original jokes, if not exactly Peak in terms of quality, qualify because they are difficult to "get". OK. here goes something.... Q. What do you call it when Jaws (of James Bond fame) sues you? A. A Kiel Torte. -- Q. What do you call a Rastafarian with amnesia? A. Tabula Rasta. -- Q. What do you call it when Mr. Hands undresses Mr. Bill? A. Oh nooo, dishabille! Thank you, thank you. *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** -- Laurence Roberts ...!ihnp4!stolaf!robertsl "After seeing _Rambo_ last night, I know what to do next time it happens." -Ronald Reagan There he goes again.