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From: greid@adobe.UUCP (Glenn Reid)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: OK, netters . . .
Message-ID: <616@adobe.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 29-Jun-85 23:00:46 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 29 23:00:46 1985
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Reply-To: greid@adobe.UUCP (Glenn Reid)
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What follows was originally personal mail to my favorite enigma, but
I got such a kick out of writing it, and it made me curious enough, that
I knew I should share it with the friendly bunch in net.singles, to see
what sparks would fly.  Please respond as you see fit, but try to take it
seriously.

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It was nice to hold your sweaty body.  It's a shame you're in such high
demand.

Let me pose to you a question:  Which of the following people is most
likely to garner your undivided attention for an evening, an hour, a day,
or just to successfully convince you to share some time with him?  
(Please circle one or more)

a.	The first one to ask you,

b.	The one with the "most interesting" proposition for what to do,
	or where to go, or what to bring along,

c.	The one who knows you the best, and can parlay all your excuses
	ahead of time, leaving you little choice,

d.	The one who attracts you the most, or who seems the most
	dangerous, unpredictable, or challenging,

e.	The one who puts the most work into the request itself, who
	builds the biggest papier mache likeness of you, or who has
	thought of some other clever way to charm you,

f.	The one who is next in line, on your rotating schedule,

g.	The one who seems least interested in you, unlike the rest of
	the puppy dogs,

h.	The one who is most likely to be able to handle a night with
	you without falling hopelessly in love with you and following
	you around for three weeks,

i.	The one who is your boyfriend,

j.	The one who pops a grape into your mouth, stuffs you into his
	car, and drives you away at 45 mph in a 15 mph zone, in a
	masculine display of existentialism,

k.	The one whom you admire the most, given his electrifying skill
	with a felt-tip pen, a turn of phrase, or a torque wrench,

l.	The one that you really think you might enjoy spending time
	with, no matter how you were asked, or what he has in mind.

m.	Other (please specify).

Glenn Reid
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