Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!ihlpl!zubbie From: zubbie@ihlpl.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: women and the consumpt... (not pissing on your hands) Message-ID: <187@ihlpl.UUCP> Date: Sat, 29-Jun-85 14:03:29 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpl.187 Posted: Sat Jun 29 14:03:29 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 30-Jun-85 03:13:07 EDT References: <376@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 53 > >>>> "At Havahd they teach us to wash our hands afterwards." > >>>> > >>>> "At MIT they teach us to not to piss on our hands." > >>>> > >>> At Berkeley, we don't NEED to be taught not to piss on our hands! > >>> > >> At BGSU we don't need to use our hands. > >> > > How do you get it out, then? With your teeth? Putting it back after you're > > done would seem to be even more difficult. > > > > Perhaps you just leave it dangling all the time. Or maybe you don't wear > > anything more complicated than a loincloth below the waist. > > > > Bill Laubenheimer > > Actually, mine can take itself out by itself, and even open the fly. I > guess you guys just haven't used yours very much. > > Helpful hint: If you want to make a good impression with the girls, > zero-handed push-ups are very useful. But don't tire > yourself out. I usually stick to 50 every morning. > > ---- > Colin Rafferty { Math Department, Carnegie-Mellon University } > In many cases it seems possible that getting it out would require some of the techniques developed for micro-surgery. ~~~ (o o) ************************ jeanette l. zobjeck |WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM /MWMW| * CONSERVE WATER * ihnp4!ihlpl!zubbie |MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW | WMWM| * -*-*-*-*-*-*- * _________I_I________|/_____ * SHOWER WITH A * * FRIEND * ************************ -- ~~~ (o o) ************************ jeanette l. zobjeck |WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM /MWMW| * CONSERVE WATER * ihnp4!ihlpl!zubbie |MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW | WMWM| * -*-*-*-*-*-*- * _________I_I________|/_____ * SHOWER WITH A * * FRIEND * ************************