Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site ubvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!tektronix!hplabs!pesnta!amd!amdcad!cae780!ubvax!frederic From: frederic@ubvax.UUCP (Frederic Bach) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Call me names... Message-ID: <238@ubvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 19:41:40 EDT Article-I.D.: ubvax.238 Posted: Tue Jul 9 19:41:40 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 16-Jul-85 03:07:32 EDT Organization: Ungermann-Bass, Inc., Santa Clara, CA Lines: 26 This guy is the proud father of three daughters. They have now reached the age when he will let them go out on Saturday night. (fever.) ( :-> ) On a given Saturday, all three happen to have a date. The bell rings ; our guy goes to the door. There stands a young fellow who says : - My name is Harry, I've come to fetch Debbie, we're going to a movie... - OK, I'll call her for you. A while later, the bell rings again, and another youngster is there at the door, with these words : - My name is Joe, I've come to fetch Flo, we're going to a show... - OK, I'll call her for you. Later still, a third ring on the bell, and a third guy : - My name is Chuck... - NO WAY ! Young man GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE !