Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ttrdc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!mgnetp!ltuxa!ttrdc!levy From: levy@ttrdc.UUCP (Daniel R. Levy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Humor ala Kernighan Message-ID: <244@ttrdc.UUCP> Date: Sun, 23-Jun-85 18:17:20 EDT Article-I.D.: ttrdc.244 Posted: Sun Jun 23 18:17:20 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Jun-85 03:49:37 EDT References: <714@vax2.fluke.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Teletype Corp., Skokie, IL Lines: 91 dave@fluke.UUCP (Dave Van Ess) in <714@vax2.fluke.UUCP>: > > I'm not sure if this was done before but I have collected of bunch of > humorous C declarations and statements. If you have any to add, please do so. > I would like to thank Kurt Guntheroth for his contributions to this list. > It will be forgotten. > > Dave Van Ess > John Flkue Mfg Co > Everett WA > > > Here it goes ( many, many line feeds ) > > > Humor ala Kernighan > > char broiled; > char package; > > short changed; > short sheet; > short circuit; > short story; > short stuff; > short break; /* compiler bombs on this */ > > unsigned original; > > long underwear; > long johns; > long jump; > long overdue; > long walk; (short pier;) > long fellow; > > double trouble; > double dribble; > double bubble_bubblegum; > douple dip; > douple serving; > > > auto mobile; > > static electricity; > > register to_vote; > > union pacific_railroad; > > unsigned short story; > > > switch ( engine; ) > > case worker: > case of_beer: > > How about: main(street) union boss; for (crying(); out(); loud();) return(trip); float a_loan; Or for f77 (those who can't stand sight of Fortran hit 'n' now): integer vitae logical choice character asasin real life real cool go to hell C C actually possible; first 'assign statement_no hell' C where hell is an integer; compiles but won't work with f77 compiler C but will on VAX/VMS C stop 'dead in your tracks' call girl() common cold here's hacking, dan levy at&t teletype corp. skokie, ill.