Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site mtuxt.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!mtuxo!mtuxt!Moe From: Moe@mtuxt.UUCP (Moe) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Vote for me! Message-ID: <566@mtuxt.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 15:25:18 EDT Article-I.D.: mtuxt.566 Posted: Fri Jul 12 15:25:18 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 14:23:48 EDT Sender: glenn1@mtuxt.UUCP Organization: AT&T Information Systems, Holmdel NJ Lines: 23 O.K., I'm tired of people saying you need to be rich to have any political power in this country without money. The rich have all the power? Hah! I plan to run for president! Please send me money for my campaign. I figure 20 million should do fine for a successfull campaign. The media will fool all the ignorant people out there easily. After all, it worked for Reagan, and by god he's a lousy actor who is senile anyway. A little make-up and voila! By the way, I am also looking for political cronies for my staff. If you meet the following characteristics, send me your name and address. 1)You must have no regard for the poor, elderly, or crippled. (It doesn't matter if you are any of these) 2)You must be selfish and narcissistic. 3)You must be willing to accept large sums of money from lobby groups that contaminate wildlife and people. 4)You must be ruthless and unforgiving. 5)You must hate the Russians 6)You must be able to babble for hours on end about nothing. 7)You must be great at spending large sums of money on items you can pick up for 1/100th of their cost. Well, send in your money and replies. If a boob like ronnie can do it, so can we! VOTE!VOTE!VOTE!VOTE!