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From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Standard Responses
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Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 09:56:18 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 25 09:56:18 1985
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> reminds me of a genre of joke that I picked up at MIT, the
> I-just-met-her-joke.
> 
> The original one was:
> "Liquor Locker.... I just met her!"
> 
> later there was...
> 
> "Butcher.... I just met her!"
> "Baker.... I just met her!!"
> and the real dousie...
> "Candlestick Maker.... I just met her!"
> -- 
> Sport Death,
> Larry Kolodney
> (USENET) ...decvax!genrad!teddy!lkk
> (INTERNET) lkk@mit-mc

These ran around Kiewit (the computer center at Dartmouth) for a bit.
The first use I heard of it was from a man named Mike Morton who, I believe
at the time, worked for both Software Development and User Services.  Many
people didn't realise he worked for both, because at one orientation session
he showed up with a nameplate that said "Mike Morton, User Services".  Someone
looked at it and said "User Services?"  Mike quickly responded "User Services?!
I hardly know 'er!"

This digressed a bit...the one I always liked was "Rubber Duckie?!?!  I
hardly know 'er!"

A derivative of this popped up which should please DG fans...
"Data General?!  I'd really rather not..."
--
                                                Peter Merchant