Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gloria.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rochester!rocksanne!sunybcs!gloria!colonel From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Re: women: MUST they halve everything? Message-ID: <919@gloria.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 11:28:56 EDT Article-I.D.: gloria.919 Posted: Fri Jul 12 11:28:56 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 15-Jul-85 00:43:56 EDT References: <43400018@hpfcms.UUCP> <1223@mnetor.UUCP> Organization: Jack of Clubs Precision Instruments Co. Lines: 27 > You know what I *hate*?? I HATE HOW WOMEN HAVE TO TAKE HALF OF > EVERYTHING!!! LIKE COOKIES, DOUGHNUTS, SWEET-ROLLS, SANDWICHES, ETC. > ANY TIME YOU SET THIS KIND OF FOOD OUT IN A ROOM WITH AT LEAST ONE > WOMAN IN IT, COME BACK IN 10 MINUTES AND THERE'LL BE SEVERAL HALVES > LAYING ON THE PLATE!!!! OOOOOO!!! Old news! See "The Strange Case of the Dead Divorcee," as reported many years ago by O. Nash: Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Mrs. Geraldine McGregor Hamilton Garfinkle Boyce. # Her first husband, Mr. McGregor, divorced her for infidelity. # That wasn't his real reason, but he didn't want to blast her reputation. ... -- Col. G. L. Sicherman UU: ...{rocksvax|decvax}!sunybcs!colonel CS: colonel@buffalo-cs BI: csdsicher@sunyabva