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From: hgp@houem.UUCP (#H.PAGE)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Norwegians (not rot)
Message-ID: <349@houem.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 7-Jul-85 01:21:27 EDT
Article-I.D.: houem.349
Posted: Sun Jul  7 01:21:27 1985
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Direct from PHC...

A gentleman walks into the Cannibal Cafe and sits down. The waiter
steps over and hands the gentleman a menu.  He opens it
and notices dishes such as baked Englishman, baked Alaskian, etc.
"Any specials today?" he asks the waiter. The waiter replys,
"Yes, sir. Today we have Roast German Au Jus for three dollars,
Fried Frenchman in a white wine sauce for three dollars
and Boiled Norwegian for fourteen dollars." "My goodness,
fourteen dollars for the simple Boiled Norwegian while you
charge three dollars for the other two gourmet dishes. What
is goung on here ?" exclaimes the man.

"Well," says the waiter, "You know those Norwegians, they're just so
hard to clean."


Sorry.