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From: francis@osu-eddie.UUCP (RD Francis)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: net.terror
Message-ID: <433@osu-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 5-Jul-85 16:59:27 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  5 16:59:27 1985
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> In article <773@vax2.fluke.UUCP>  kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth) writes:
>> 
>> There is nothing you can do to stop me.  You cannot cancel all my messages.
>> You cannot protect your newsgroups.  I may strike any where, any time I
>> wish.  I might resurrect net.db, send boring messages to net.jokes, or even
>> start a religious argument in net.lang.  I will plunge the net into chaos,
>> force the severance of ARPA tie-ins, and eventually drive commercial sites
>> away, until you fall into the abyss of isolation from which you originally
>> came.  If you doubt my sincerity, I will give you a tiny demonstration of
>> my power
>> 
>>     Q:  What's green, Irish, and stays out all night?
>>     A:  Patty O'Furniture!
>> 
>> Ha Ha Ha!!!  There's no way to stop me!  Better give in to my demands.
> 
> Oh no!  We're helpless against the awsome might of these newer and even more
> terrible death-space-battle-jokes!  What can we do who can we call?

  Uh..   Who can we call?  Netbusters!!!!!!!!!
(do dah do dah do dah -- do do do do do dah)

fozz  AKA R David Francis  
address: ..!cbosgd!osu-eddie!francis
      or francis@osu-eddie.uucp