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From: ant3@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Butch Anton)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More 3 greatest lies...
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Date: Fri, 5-Jul-85 17:16:07 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  5 17:16:07 1985
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How about some more...

-My Mercedes is paid for
-The mortgage on my condo is assumable
-This will only hurt a little bit
-This will hurt me more than it hurts you

          (These may be repeats...)

-I'll only put it in a little ways
-I'll respect you in the morning


Hope you all enjoyed these....


-- 
Butch Anton
University of Chicago

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