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From: david@aecom.UUCP (David Suna)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: (One that really happened)
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Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 14:06:38 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  9 14:06:38 1985
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In article <1781@aecom.UUCP> werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) writes:
>
>	The best set of directions I ever got was when we were trying to
>cross the Delmarva Peninsula and were looking for a Maryland state highway
>to cut off.
>	We stopped for directions at a roadside farm stand.
>The directions:
>
>	It's the second left, no the third left, no, it's second, no ...
>	[long pause.]
>	Just keep going till you see a billboard on your left. When you
>	see that, you've gone too far, turn around and it's the first street
>	on your right!
>
>-- 
>				Craig Werner
>				!philabs!aecom!werner
>		"The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"


One day I heard someone giving directions and the conversation
went like this.

"You make a left before the traffic circle."

"How do I know which left is before the traffic circle?"

"Well when you start going around in a circle you know you went too far."



					David.