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From: acsgjjp@sunybcs.UUCP (Jim Poltrone)
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Subject: Re: Cerebus and Jaka
Message-ID: <1856@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 17:47:11 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 28 17:47:11 1985
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Keywords: comics, Cerebus, speculation

> > OK, kiddies, it's speculation time.  Who do YOU think Jaka is married
> > to?  (To whom do you think Jaka is married?)  
> ...
> > Who would marrry Jaka that would give the most trouble to Cerebus?
> 
> Good question. Also good approach. My first impulse is to guess
> Artemis or Elrod. But with Dave's sense of humor, how about Weisshaupt!

I've only started reading Cerebus at #61 (and found it boring until #63).
And from what I've seen of Weisshaupt, not to mention Dave's humour, that
would be a logical choice.  (You mean he's not dead yet?  Awww.)  An old
politician with a young wife -- it seems rather typical (At least in
Wash. DC).  No wonder why his heart is weak (from going pitter-patter over 
Jaka)!  :-)

Now for a totally ridiculous answer.  Who HAS been giving the most trouble
to Cerebus?  Boobah's too klutzy, Lord Julius is not the ladies' type, and 
that other guy (Whaddaya mean...) is not too bright.  The only one I could 
think of is....

   Henrot-Gutch!
(They say that mothers-in-law have strange ways of cropping up.....)

Speaking of the wizard's ex, you don't suppose.....nah.  Sophia -is- his
daughter, but would he be upset that his kid left the earth-pig born?
(Flamers:  Let me re-read the first Swords and I'll get back to you, ok?)

Hey, we haven't seen the Roach in a while.  Could it be......

Or how about that guy who lost his shirt playing Diamondback against Cerebus?

Last but not least, would Dave add regulars from "Aardvark Comment" to his
story?  Will Mike Bannon start writing Cerebus obnoxious letters?  :-)
Would Connie start lusting after the aardvark? (In the story, I mean.)
--
(Forgive me, it's Friday afternoon and I'm about to go home.  These are all
wild speculations that just came off the top of my head.)
-- 
"As you listen...to the following...for your imagination's sake...turn off
the lights, if it's dark out.  Or close your eyes, if it's light...(unless
you're driving, of course).  And you'll see as only you can see...With that 
special inner eye you have...with that special insight that makes you 
differently the same."  

From the House on the Knoll, not far from the Holt...
Jim Poltrone  (a/k/a Poltr1, the Last of the Raster Blasters)
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