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From: edward@ukecc.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A penguin joke - offensive to prudes (rot 13)
Message-ID: <153@ukecc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 5-Jul-85 19:47:50 EDT
Article-I.D.: ukecc.153
Posted: Fri Jul  5 19:47:50 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 08:29:09 EDT
Organization: Univ. of Ky. Engineering Computing Center
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	Gjb rfxvzbf, n ovt bar naq n yvggyr bar, tb gb gurve ybpny Nynfxna
pbairag jvgu n dhrfgvba. Gur ovt bar ahqtrf gur yvggyr bar naq fnlf,
	"Tb nurnq, xabpx ba gur qbbe, xabpx ba gur qbbe."

	Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe nafjref gur qbbe. Ntnva, gur ovt rfxvzb ahqtrf
gur yvggyr bar naq fnlf,
	"Tb nurnq, nfx ure gur dhrfgvba, nfx ure gur dhrfgvba."

	Gur yvggyr rfxvzb gvzvqyl fnlf,
	"Znl jr fcrnx jvgu gur zvqtrg aha gung yvirf urer cyrnfr?"

	Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe nafjref,
	"Gurer ner ab zvqtrg ahaf yvivat urer."

	Gur ovt rfxvzb fgnegf ahqtvat gur yvggyr bar ntnva naq fnlf,
	"Tb nurnq, nfx ure gur bgure dhrfgvba, nfx ure gur bgure dhrfgvba."

	Gur yvggyr rfxvzb nfxf va n dhnirevat ibvpr,
	"Jryy. Ner gurer nal zvqtrg ahaf va Nynfxn?"

	Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe erfcbaqf hapregnvayl,
	"Jul ab, V qba'g oryvrir fb."

	Jvgu guvf gur ovt rfxvzb snyyf qbja naq ebyyf ba gur tebhaq, pyhgpuvat
uvf oryyl nf ur ynhtuf hapbagebyynoyl. "Frr", ur fnlf gb gur yvggyr rfxvzb,
"V gbyq lbh lbh shpxrq n crathva!"

-- 
Edward C. Bennett

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