Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site utcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!adam From: adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: We were so poor that... Message-ID: <726@utcs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 30-Jun-85 18:46:20 EDT Article-I.D.: utcs.726 Posted: Sun Jun 30 18:46:20 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 30-Jun-85 19:12:22 EDT References: <531@deepthot.UUCP> <137@telesoft.UUCP> <229@luke.UUCP> <485@unisoft.UUCP> Reply-To: adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles) Organization: University of Toronto - General Purpose UNIX Lines: 42 Summary: In article <485@unisoft.UUCP> thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie) writes: >Anyway, a joke: > >How many Zen Buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? > >(pause)... (pause pause pause)... (don't say anything... that's the joke) No! No! It's two ... One to skrew in the light bulb, and one not to. -- Never put off till tommorrow what you can put off till the day after. Any opinions stated above may, or may not, refect those of any sane person living, dead, or just sleeping. Adam R. Iles: ...{decvax,ihnp4,utcsri,{allegra,linus}!utzoo}!utcs!adam