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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
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Subject: RE: Space Whoopee
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Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 11:27:32 EDT
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> . . . NASA is planning for experiments involving
> intimate relations on board the future space station with married
> couples and couples with "significant relationships". 
> 
> Question: How do you avoid moving from a stationary point in space while
> having intimate relations.
> 
> I understand the first space based birth control device will be called
> the heat shield :-)
> 
> Larry

  Uh, just a few questions, Larry.  What is a "significant relationship"?
Does lust count for anything?  And I heard that these "heat sheilds" are
having problems.  They are falling off and cracking during 'liftoff' and
especially during 'reentry'.  Any truth to these rumours? :-)

                               Steven Schultz
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