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From: wolf@galbp.UUCP (Wolf Herda)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Rotten Day
Message-ID: <178@galbp.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 11-Jul-85 13:57:30 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 11 13:57:30 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 15-Jul-85 07:07:27 EDT
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Organization: Lanier Business Products, Inc., Atlanta, Georgia
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        HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY
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- You wake up face down on the pavement.

- You put your bra on backward and it fits better.

- You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

- You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

- Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.

- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there
  aren't any.

- You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

- Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

- You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't
  have a waterbed.

- Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group
  of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

- Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

- Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

- The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

- You wake up to find your braces locked together.

- You walk to work and find your dress stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

- You call your answering service and they tell you its none of your business.

- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

- Your income tax check bounces.

- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

- Your pet rock snaps at you.

- Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
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Wolf Herda
Lanier Business Products, Inc.
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