Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site udenva.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!hao!nbires!boulder!cisden!udenva!awinterb From: awinterb@udenva.UUCP (Art Winterbauer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive Jokes about Hell -- (not rot'd) Message-ID: <729@udenva.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 14:31:09 EDT Article-I.D.: udenva.729 Posted: Tue Jun 25 14:31:09 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 1-Jul-85 06:24:20 EDT Reply-To: awinterb@udenva.UUCP (Art Winterbauer) Organization: U of Denver Lines: 44 A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place. "Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don't!" One more? Okay.... Fellow goes to hell. The devil says, "You get your choice of punishment. Come with me." They go down a long hall. They look into one room, where souls were sweating in an over-heated sauna. "Nah," said the fellow. "Let's go look at another room." In the next room, naked people were sitting around on huge cubes of ice, shivering and chattering, while demons sprayed ice water on them and poked them with icicles. "Yikes! Another room quick!" the fellow insisted. In the next room, people were standing around shin-deep in vomit, drinking coffee, swapping stories, and having as pleasant a time as circumstances permitted. "Go no further," the fellow said. "I'll take this room!" He grabbed a cup of java and commenced discussions with a nearby soul. After about 2 minutes, though, a voice comes over the loudspeaker: "COFFEE BREAK'S OVER. EVERYBODY BACK ON YOUR HEADS!" -- "What are all these toads doing so far from the marsh?" Lautreamont Art Winterbauer ucbvax!nbires-----------\ DRI/Elect. seismo!hao---------------\ PO Box 10127 cires---------------------\ Univ. of Denver boulder--------------------\---> !udenva!awinterb Denver, CO 80210 (303)-871-2412