Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site aecom.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!mcnc!philabs!aecom!werner From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: (One that really happened) Message-ID: <1781@aecom.UUCP> Date: Sun, 7-Jul-85 13:15:52 EDT Article-I.D.: aecom.1781 Posted: Sun Jul 7 13:15:52 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 13:48:05 EDT References: <762@aluxe.UUCP> <526@rtech.UUCP> Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY Lines: 23 > The person asked, "Is it on the left > or the right side of the street?" My father responded, "Which direction > will you be coming?" The person said in an annoyed tone, "Why, toward your > store, of course!" > -- > Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.) The best set of directions I ever got was when we were trying to cross the Delmarva Peninsula and were looking for a Maryland state highway to cut off. We stopped for directions at a roadside farm stand. The directions: It's the second left, no the third left, no, it's second, no ... [long pause.] Just keep going till you see a billboard on your left. When you see that, you've gone too far, turn around and it's the first street on your right! -- Craig Werner !philabs!aecom!werner "The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"