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From: bfeir@watnot.UUCP (bfeir)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Syno-phrases
Message-ID: <11249@watnot.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 16:57:03 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 26 16:57:03 1985
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Summary: 

In article <692@udenva.UUCP> showard@udenva.UUCP (showard) writes:
>>>>	His elavator doesn't make it to the top floor.
>>>         The lights are on but nobodys home.
>> 	He's a few bricks shy of a load.
>    He's a few bricks shy of a handful.

Here are a few more:

The smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney.
When he plays poker, it's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve
  or the ace is missing from his deck altogether.

The best ones are used to describe 'Rosco' on 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'