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From: jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: just a joke (One that really happened)
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Date: Wed, 3-Jul-85 02:24:17 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul  3 02:24:17 1985
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> 
> The fireman said, "Yes sir, Mr. Brodt - how do we get there ?" 
> and Farmer Brodt said, "Don't you have those little red 
> fire trucks no more?"

My father used to own a paint store.  One day a customer phoned, and
asked for directions to the store.  My father gave the person the address
(which was on a well-known street).  The person asked, "Is it on the left
or the right side of the street?"  My father responded, "Which direction
will you be coming?"  The person said in an annoyed tone, "Why, toward your
store, of course!"
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

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