Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site kontron.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!pesnta!pertec!kontron!stephan From: stephan@kontron.UUCP (Stephan W. Wendl) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: "opening" lines (eventually offensive) Message-ID: <283@kontron.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 13:40:53 EDT Article-I.D.: kontron.283 Posted: Wed Jun 26 13:40:53 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Jun-85 03:23:11 EDT References: <210@cuuxa.UUCP> <166@megad.UUCP> <1690@amdahl.UUCP> <6116@ucla-cs.ARPA> Distribution: net Organization: Kontron Electronics, Irvine, CA Lines: 18 Some line I heard yesterday (I am only passing it on and don't have anything to do with it, nor ever used it) This fellow was a professional comedian and recomended the following to use as opening line in whatever situation might be suitable for it. "I heard your shoes have a party. Why don't you tell your underwear to come down?" Copyrighted by the above mentioned comedian (I forgot his name). But if you saw the show you know who he was. If you didn't, then you are probably not interested in the copyright anyway. signature: whatever the mailsystem appends here otherwise write to me.