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From: pjm@husky.uucp (Paul Metzger)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Lone Ranger joke
Message-ID: <157@husky.uucp>
Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 15:14:49 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 10 15:14:49 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 17-Jul-85 04:01:03 EDT
Organization: Eastman Kodak Company, Rochester, NY
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Well, this was it.  The Lone Ranger thought he was finally done for.
He'd been captured by a band of outlaws and they were ready to shoot him.
They asked him if he had any last requests.  "I'd really like a good cigar,"
replied the masked man.  So, the outlaws being somewhat decent, gave the
Lone Ranger a good Cuban cigar.  Now the Lone Ranger isn't stupid, is he?
No, you bet he's not.  He knew that Tonto was just beyond the hill, so he
started sending up smoke signals with his cigar.  He smoked, and smoked, and
smoked, and he was almost done with the cigar (and starting to get very
nervous) when all of a sudden a cloud of dust appeared in the distance.
As the sight drew nearer, everyone could tell that it was Tonto, leading a
group of horses, and to everyone's surprise there was a naked woman riding
on every horse!  When Tonto finally approached the Lone Ranger, the Lone 
Ranger furiously replied...

	"Tonto, you stupid fool, I told you to send the possee!!!"





Always willing to listen to something abnormal . . .

Paul Metzger