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From: whizzo@mit-eddie.UUCP (David Hardy)
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Subject: Re: Humor ala Kernighan
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Date: Sat, 29-Jun-85 01:20:58 EDT
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> go to hell

This reminds me of a Fortran compiler I used to use years ago on a 
XEROX 560 computer:  If you did the following

      ASSIGN xx JAIL
      GO TO JAIL

In the compiler listing would be the following, right after the statement:
      GO DIRECTLY.  DO NOT PASS GO.  DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS.

Anyone else know of any hidden program 'features' such as this?
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