Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!dartvax!merchant From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Standard Responses Message-ID: <3289@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 09:56:18 EDT Article-I.D.: dartvax.3289 Posted: Tue Jun 25 09:56:18 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Jun-85 05:46:43 EDT References: <187@yetti.UUCP> <7622@ucbvax.ARPA> <182@fear.UUCP> <208@ttrdc.UUCP> <808@rayssd.UUCP> <182@lzwi.UUCP> <816@teddy.UUCP> Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH Lines: 33 > reminds me of a genre of joke that I picked up at MIT, the > I-just-met-her-joke. > > The original one was: > "Liquor Locker.... I just met her!" > > later there was... > > "Butcher.... I just met her!" > "Baker.... I just met her!!" > and the real dousie... > "Candlestick Maker.... I just met her!" > -- > Sport Death, > Larry Kolodney > (USENET) ...decvax!genrad!teddy!lkk > (INTERNET) lkk@mit-mc These ran around Kiewit (the computer center at Dartmouth) for a bit. The first use I heard of it was from a man named Mike Morton who, I believe at the time, worked for both Software Development and User Services. Many people didn't realise he worked for both, because at one orientation session he showed up with a nameplate that said "Mike Morton, User Services". Someone looked at it and said "User Services?" Mike quickly responded "User Services?! I hardly know 'er!" This digressed a bit...the one I always liked was "Rubber Duckie?!?! I hardly know 'er!" A derivative of this popped up which should please DG fans... "Data General?! I'd really rather not..." -- Peter Merchant