Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site utai.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsri!utai!gkloker From: gkloker@utai.UUCP (Geoff Loker) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: peak jokes Message-ID: <582@utai.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Jun-85 15:58:54 EDT Article-I.D.: utai.582 Posted: Tue Jun 25 15:58:54 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Jun-85 16:42:41 EDT References: <165@mot.UUCP> <792@oddjob.UUCP> Reply-To: gkloker@utai.UUCP (???) Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto Lines: 10 Summary: > >> Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? >> A: Zorn's lemon > > Q: What's purple and commutes? > A: An abelian grape. > Q: What's white, has one side, and swims in the ocean? A: Mobius Dick.