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From: tortorino@hamstr.DEC (Sandy T., MKO1-2/H32, 264-5977)
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Subject: Assorted tawdries - ROT13 (Offensive to prudish-types)
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Date: Mon, 24-Jun-85 22:12:48 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 24 22:12:48 1985
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	N oynpx zna ehfurf vagb n choyvp gbvyrg, juvcf bhg uvf tvnag zrzore
naq, fgnegvat gb hevangr fnlf, "V whfg znqr vg."

	N fubeg zna fgnaqvat arkg gb uvz ybbxf bire naq fnlf,
"Pna lbh znxr zr bar va juvgr?"

___

(Lrf, guvf vf na byq bar!)



	N zna gryyf uvf sevraq nobhg n cnegl ur unq nggraqrq gur avtug 
orsber.  Vg unq orra hggreyl ynivfu.  Gur crbcyr rira unq n tbyq gbvyrg.

	"N tbyq gbvyrg?  V qba'g oryvrir lbh."

	"V'yy cebir vg gb lbh.  V xabj gur fgerrg, ohg V qba'g xabj gur
rknpg ubhfr.  V pna svaq vg gubhtu."

	Gurl tb gb gur fgerrg qrfpevorq.  Gur cnegl-tbre frrf bar ubhfr
gung ybbxf snzvyvne.  Obgu zra tb gb gur qbbe.  Vg vf bcrarq ol n glcvpny-
ybbxvat ubhfrjvsr.  Gur cnegl-tbre fnlf, "Zn'nz, qvq lbh unir n cnegl urer
ynfg avtug?"

	"Jr qvq."

	"V xarj vg.  Naq qb lbh unir n tbyq gbvyrg?"

	"Pbzr va," ercyvrq gur jbzna.  Bapr gur zra jrer vafvqr, fur
pnyyrq hcfgnvef, "Wbr, gur thl jub fuvg va lbhe ghon vf urer!"



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+	Sandy Tortorino          +     can be adequately explained           +
+	DECland, USA             +                                           +
+	Merrimack, NH            +        by stupidity."                     +
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