Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site saber.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!mtuxo!mtunh!mtung!mtunf!ariel!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!hplabs!intelca!t12tst!saber!dturner From: dturner@saber.UUCP (David Turner) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: net.terror Message-ID: <1685@saber.UUCP> Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 02:43:05 EDT Article-I.D.: saber.1685 Posted: Wed Jul 10 02:43:05 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 12:16:50 EDT References: <773@vax2.fluke.UUCP> <1025@trwatf.UUCP> <433@osu-eddie.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA Lines: 45 Xref: watmath net.flame:11100 net.jokes:13166 > > In article <773@vax2.fluke.UUCP> kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth) writes: > >> > >> There is nothing you can do to stop me. You cannot cancel all my messages. > >> You cannot protect your newsgroups. I may strike any where, any time I > >> wish. I might resurrect net.db, send boring messages to net.jokes, or even > >> start a religious argument in net.lang. I will plunge the net into chaos, > >> force the severance of ARPA tie-ins, and eventually drive commercial sites > >> away, until you fall into the abyss of isolation from which you originally > >> came. If you doubt my sincerity, I will give you a tiny demonstration of > >> my power > >> > >> Q: What's green, Irish, and stays out all night? > >> A: Patty O'Furniture! > >> > >> Ha Ha Ha!!! There's no way to stop me! Better give in to my demands. > > > > Oh no! We're helpless against the awsome might of these newer and even more > > terrible death-space-battle-jokes! What can we do who can we call? > > Uh.. Who can we call? Netbusters!!!!!!!!! > (do dah do dah do dah -- do do do do do dah) > > fozz AKA R David Francis > address: ..!cbosgd!osu-eddie!francis > or francis@osu-eddie.uucp *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** we'll read him vogon poetry JUST SEE IF I DON'T -- ***************************************************** * oh dreddle gruntbuggly thy mictuations are to me * * as plurdled garblebotchits on a lurgid be * ***************************************************** Name: David Turner Mail: 6259 Rainbow dr , San Jose, California 95129 AT&T: (408) 725-1974 UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!saber!dturner ...{amd,ihnp4,ittvax}!saber!dturner