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From: thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: We were so poor that...
Message-ID: <490@unisoft.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 7-Jul-85 02:52:28 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jul  7 02:52:28 1985
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Reply-To: thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie)
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In article <726@utcs.UUCP> adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles) writes:
>In article <485@unisoft.UUCP> thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie) writes:
>>Anyway, a joke:
>>
>>How many Zen Buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>>
>>(pause)... (pause pause pause)... (don't say anything... that's the joke)
>
>
>No! No! It's two ...
>
>One to skrew in the light bulb, and one not to.
>-- 
Actually, I flubbed up.  It's:

	Q: How many Zen buddiests does it take to screw in a light bulb?

	A: 3.  One to screw in the light bulb.

	(end of joke)

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