Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site saber.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!decwrl!sun!idi!saber!dturner From: dturner@saber.UUCP (David Turner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Weird reasoning Message-ID: <1698@saber.UUCP> Date: Sun, 14-Jul-85 12:33:05 EDT Article-I.D.: saber.1698 Posted: Sun Jul 14 12:33:05 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 17-Jul-85 08:31:28 EDT References: <1289@cbosgd.UUCP> <38@uw-june> Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA Lines: 41 > > 1 ) God is Love > > 2 ) Love is Blind > > 3 ) Ray Charles is blind > > 4 ) therefore Ray Charles is God! > > 1 ) nothing is better than eternal life sex is > 2 ) a ham sandwich is better than nothing so is masterbation > 3 ) therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal life > > -- > Human: Gordon Davisson > ARPA: gordon@uw-june.ARPA > UUCP: {ihnp4,decvax,tektronix}!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** if you are going to steal jokes pleas make them funner. do you know what you get if you put 5 duck in a box a box of quackers -- ***************************************************** * oh dreddle gruntbuggly thy mictuations are to me * * as plurdled garblebotchits on a lurgid be * ***************************************************** Name: David Turner Mail: 6259 Rainbow dr , San Jose, California 95129 AT&T: (408) 725-1974 UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!saber!dturner ...{amd,ihnp4,ittvax}!saber!dturner none of the views posted reflect the views of SABER TECH. or it's employees