Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site bgsuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!cbosgd!apr!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz) Newsgroups: net.space,net.jokes Subject: RE: Space Whoopee Message-ID: <646@bgsuvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 11:27:32 EDT Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.646 Posted: Wed Jul 10 11:27:32 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 12-Jul-85 03:11:32 EDT Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH Lines: 27 Xref: watmath net.space:4246 net.jokes:13143> . . . NASA is planning for experiments involving > intimate relations on board the future space station with married > couples and couples with "significant relationships". > > Question: How do you avoid moving from a stationary point in space while > having intimate relations. > > I understand the first space based birth control device will be called > the heat shield :-) > > Larry Uh, just a few questions, Larry. What is a "significant relationship"? Does lust count for anything? And I heard that these "heat sheilds" are having problems. They are falling off and cracking during 'liftoff' and especially during 'reentry'. Any truth to these rumours? :-) Steven Schultz =============================================================================== "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant, excepting Alice" -Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" =============================================================================== PATH: uw-beaver!ihnp4!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz ===============================================================================