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Subject: Elephantine jokes
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Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 13:19:01 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 28 13:19:01 1985
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Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?

A: Their color.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

A: "Here come the elephants over the hill."
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Q: What did Charles DeGaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the
  hill?

A: "Voila les elephants over the hill."
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill
  wearing sunglasses?

A: Nothing -- he didn't recognize them.
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Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?

A: "Here come the plums."  (She was color-blind.)