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From: stevep@haddock.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Wit not to live by
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Date: Mon, 8-Jul-85 18:10:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  8 18:10:00 1985
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Nf-From: haddock!stevep    Jul  8 18:10:00 1985


This is one that I heard from some drunk college students on Cape Cod.

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk they drive themselves."






I found this kinda witty-