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From: jbecker@uiucdcsp.Uiuc.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Wolf it down
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Date: Mon, 8-Jul-85 20:07:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  8 20:07:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcsp.Uiuc.ARPA!jbecker    Jul  8 19:07:00 1985


It seems the Youth Society of Endangered Animal Lovers (Baby S.E.A.L.)
was up in arms over the use of certain traps because they threatend to wipe
out the Great Polish Blue Wolf.  Now the traps in question were set to
catch 'possums and your average wolf is smart and strong enough to wrestle
free of a mere 'possum trap.  The plight of the Great Polish Blue Wolf was
due it its strange behaviour when trapped.  It seems that the beast will
invariable chew of three legs  ...  and still not get out!



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