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Subject: political_definitions
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Date: Tue, 16-Jul-85 11:40:50 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 16 11:40:50 1985
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Some political definitions ....
Communism: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of
---------  them and gives you part of the milk.
Socialism: You have two cows. The goverment takes one
---------  and gives it to your neighbor.
Fascism:   You have two cows. The goverment takes both
-------    cows and sells you the milk.
Nazism:    You have two cows. The goverment takes both of
------     them and shoots you.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of
-----------  them, shoots one, milks the other and then
             poos the milk down the drain.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy
----------  a bull.