Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 UW 5/3/83; site uw-june Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon From: gordon@uw-june (Gordon Davisson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: beer. Message-ID: <32@uw-june> Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 04:39:24 EDT Article-I.D.: uw-june.32 Posted: Tue Jul 9 04:39:24 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 14-Jul-85 08:57:51 EDT References: <196@ubvax.UUCP> Organization: U of Washington Computer Science Lines: 29 [I tried to post this before, but it got chopped. Here's hoping...] > This guy is sitting in a bar, halfway through his > second beer, when he suddenly feels like a visit to > the bathroom. (The same happens to me when I drink beer.) > However, he is afraid that while he is away, someone > might finish his glass, so he places a little note on > top of the glass saying " I spat in this glass ". > > And when he comes back, some clever hand has added : > > " So did I..." I heard this told as an "English joke". That is, not a joke about the English, but a joke told by the English, about Scots. Another one I remember was: Scotch fellow in a bar goes to the bathroom, and when he comes back, finds a fly floating in his beer. So he picks up the fly and shakes it, yelling "Spit it oot, spit it oot!" -- Human: Gordon Davisson ARPA: gordon@uw-june.ARPA UUCP: {ihnp4,decvax,tektronix}!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon "All right, why's someone named Gordon telling nasty jokes about Scotsmen?" "Probably because his last name's Davisson." "I see..."