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From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: (One that really happened)
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Date: Sun, 7-Jul-85 13:15:52 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jul  7 13:15:52 1985
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>                                      The person asked, "Is it on the left
> or the right side of the street?"  My father responded, "Which direction
> will you be coming?"  The person said in an annoyed tone, "Why, toward your
> store, of course!"
> -- 
> Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)

	The best set of directions I ever got was when we were trying to
cross the Delmarva Peninsula and were looking for a Maryland state highway
to cut off.
	We stopped for directions at a roadside farm stand.
The directions:

	It's the second left, no the third left, no, it's second, no ...
	[long pause.]
	Just keep going till you see a billboard on your left. When you
	see that, you've gone too far, turn around and it's the first street
	on your right!

-- 
				Craig Werner
				!philabs!aecom!werner
		"The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"