Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekred.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!tekred!ronbe From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Little Guy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Dumb Waiter (rot13) Message-ID: <381@tekred.UUCP> Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 16:15:32 EDT Article-I.D.: tekred.381 Posted: Wed Jul 10 16:15:32 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Jul-85 12:01:33 EDT Organization: The Hollow Tree Lines: 20 Guvf znl unir orra cbfgrq orsber, vs fb, V ncbybtvmr. Guvf thl tbrf vagb n erfgnhenag naq beqref qvaare. Jura uvf fbhc neevirf, ur abgvprf gung gur jnvgre'f guhzo vf va uvf fbhc. Ohg ur fnlf abguvat. Yngre, jura uvf znva pbhefr neevirf, ur ntnva abgvprf gur jnvgre'f guhzo va gur zrng. Ntnva, ur xrrcf dhvrg. Ohg jura uvf ubg nccyr cvr neevirf naq ur ntnva abgvprf gur jnvgre'f guhzo ohevrq va gur fvqr bs gur cvr, ur trgf znq. Ur fnlf gb gur jnvgre, "V'ir abgvprq gung lbhe guhzo unf orra va nyy zl sbbq." Gur jnvgre ercyvrf, "Lrf, V phg zl svatre ynfg jrrx, naq gur qbpgbe beqrerq gung V xrrc vg jnez gb cerirag vasrpgvba." Gur zna fnlf, "Fb jul qba'g lbh fubir vg hc lbhe nff?" Gur jnvgre fnlf, "Gung'f jung V jnf qbvat juvyr V jnf jnvgvat sbe lbhe sbbq." -- Or pnershy gbavtug, vs lbh qevir, qba'g cnex. Erzrzore, nppvqragf ner gur znwbe pnhfr bs crbcyr. ...grxgebavk!grxerq!ebaor (Eba Orzvf)