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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Judge Moriarty Wapner)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.bizarre,net.misc
Subject: The Court Is Moving
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Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 01:52:13 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  9 01:52:13 1985
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[Insert Twilight Zone Theme here]

And now, a message from His Honor, Judge Moriarty Wapner:

Having just discovered the new newsgroup
"net.bizarre", and finding it perfect for
Court Proceedings, I am posting the
announcement that henceforth Stupid
People's Court will be based in
net.bizarre.  Petitions to the Supreme
Court, Stargate, Chuqi, or the God of Your
Choice (including Chuqi) will be
studiously ignored.

Also, given his rather demented nature,
Jeff (Moriarty) Meyer will also be posting
some rather... bizarre... things here,
also.

					I'll think about it.

Do that.  So, if Ken Ardnt moves over
here, I guess you can close down
net.flame...

					What a fair-weather friend you are!
					Awfully quick to head for the
					liferafts, aren't we, Judge?!

I'd say your main problem right now,
kiddo, is avoiding that man behind you
with the 10K sack full of light bulb
jokes.

					AGGGH!  Kurt! I thought we banished
					to to net.lang.c!  Run for the
					hills!!

[And so it goes....]

---------

  If you've got a beef, don't take it to the net.  Take it to court.

		   ****** STUPID PEOPLE'S COURT!! ******

		  Judge Moriarty Wapner/
					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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