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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Little Guy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dumb Waiter (rot13)
Message-ID: <381@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 16:15:32 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 10 16:15:32 1985
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Guvf znl unir orra cbfgrq orsber, vs fb, V ncbybtvmr.

Guvf thl tbrf vagb n erfgnhenag naq beqref qvaare.
Jura uvf fbhc neevirf, ur abgvprf gung gur jnvgre'f
guhzo vf va uvf fbhc.  Ohg ur fnlf abguvat.  Yngre,
jura uvf znva pbhefr neevirf, ur ntnva abgvprf gur
jnvgre'f guhzo va gur zrng.  Ntnva, ur xrrcf dhvrg.
Ohg jura uvf ubg nccyr cvr neevirf naq ur ntnva
abgvprf gur jnvgre'f guhzo ohevrq va gur fvqr bs gur
cvr, ur trgf znq.  Ur fnlf gb gur jnvgre, "V'ir abgvprq
gung lbhe guhzo unf orra va nyy zl sbbq."  Gur jnvgre
ercyvrf, "Lrf, V phg zl svatre ynfg jrrx, naq gur
qbpgbe beqrerq gung V xrrc vg jnez gb cerirag
vasrpgvba."  Gur zna fnlf, "Fb jul qba'g lbh fubir vg
hc lbhe nff?"  Gur jnvgre fnlf, "Gung'f jung V jnf
qbvat juvyr V jnf jnvgvat sbe lbhe sbbq."
-- 
Or pnershy gbavtug, vs lbh qevir, qba'g cnex.
Erzrzore, nppvqragf ner gur znwbe pnhfr bs crbcyr.
	...grxgebavk!grxerq!ebaor (Eba Orzvf)