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From: Moe@mtuxt.UUCP (Moe)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Vote for me!
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Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 15:25:18 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 12 15:25:18 1985
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O.K., I'm tired of people saying you need to be rich to have any
political power in this country without money. The rich have
all the power? Hah! I plan to run for president! Please send
me money for my campaign. I figure 20 million should do fine
for a successfull campaign. The media will fool all the
ignorant people out there easily. After all, it worked
for Reagan, and by god he's a lousy actor who is senile
anyway. A little make-up and voila! By the way, I am also
looking for political cronies for my staff. If you meet the
following characteristics, send me your name and address.
1)You must have no regard for the poor, elderly, or
crippled. (It doesn't matter if you are any of these)
2)You must be selfish and narcissistic.
3)You must be willing to accept large sums of money from
lobby groups that contaminate wildlife and people.
4)You must be ruthless and unforgiving.
5)You must hate the Russians
6)You must be able to babble for hours on end about nothing.
7)You must be great at spending large sums of money on
items you can pick up for 1/100th of their cost.
Well, send in your money and replies. If a boob like
ronnie can do it, so can we!
VOTE!VOTE!VOTE!VOTE!