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From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant)
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Subject: Re: Words to Live By (WARNING: naughty words)
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Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 09:23:58 EDT
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> 
> Life is a shit-sandwich:
>   The more bread you've got,
>   the less shit you've gotta eat.
> 
> Gregg Mackenzie

I heard this one yesterday hanging out by the pool:
 
Life's a bitch
   and then you marry one.
--
"Comin' on like a Megaforce!"                      Peter Merchant