Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.PCS 1/10/84; site mtuxo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!mtuxo!nga From: nga@mtuxo.UUCP (n.antimisiaris) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: political_definitions Message-ID: <798@mtuxo.UUCP> Date: Tue, 16-Jul-85 11:40:50 EDT Article-I.D.: mtuxo.798 Posted: Tue Jul 16 11:40:50 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 18-Jul-85 03:50:36 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 15 Some political definitions .... Communism: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of --------- them and gives you part of the milk. Socialism: You have two cows. The goverment takes one --------- and gives it to your neighbor. Fascism: You have two cows. The goverment takes both ------- cows and sells you the milk. Nazism: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of ------ them and shoots you. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of ----------- them, shoots one, milks the other and then poos the milk down the drain. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy ---------- a bull.