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From: eric@parallel.uucp (Eric Griswold)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: We were so poor that...
Message-ID: <141@parallel.uucp>
Date: Wed, 3-Jul-85 14:43:30 EDT
Article-I.D.: parallel.141
Posted: Wed Jul  3 14:43:30 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 14-Jul-85 09:20:25 EDT
References: <531@deepthot.UUCP> <137@telesoft.UUCP> <229@luke.UUCP> <485@unisoft.UUCP> <726@utcs.UUCP>
Reply-To: eric@parallel.UUCP (Eric Griswold)
Organization: Parallel Computers, Inc.
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Summary: 

In article <726@utcs.UUCP> adam@utcs.UUCP (Adam R. Iles) writes:
>In article <485@unisoft.UUCP> thb@unisoft.UUCP (Tim Bessie) writes:
>>Anyway, a joke:
>>
>>How many Zen Buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>>
>>(pause)... (pause pause pause)... (don't say anything... that's the joke)
>
>
>No! No! It's two ...
>
>One to skrew in the light bulb, and one not to.
>-- 
>
No! no!  It's three.

One to carry the water, one to chop the wood, and one to enlighten the
novice.