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From: sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to Norwegians (ROT13)Subject: offensive to Norwegians (ROT13)
Message-ID: <712@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 26-Jun-85 11:18:02 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 26 11:18:02 1985
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V jrag gb pbyyrtr va Zvaarfbgn jurer gur zbfg pbzzba "rguavp" wbxrf jrer gbyq
nobhg Abejrtvnaf, Fjrqrf naq "Enatref" (fynivp crbcyr va gur abegurea veba
enatr).  Gur pbyyrtr V jrag gb jnf IREL Abejrtvna naq Yhgurena.  V urneq zber
"Fira naq Byr" (pbzzba Abejrtvna anzrf) wbxrf gurer guna naljurer ryfr orsber be
fvapr.  Fbzr bs gurz jrer engure fcrpvsvp gb Abejrtvnaf, ohg zbfg jrer lbhe
onfvp "rguavp" wbxr fvzcyl ergbyq jvgu Abejrtvna anzrf.  Orybj vf bar bs zl
snibevgrf.  Vg'f engure ybat, ohg (V guvax) jryy jbegu vg.


              N ABEJRTVNA ZBGURE JEVGVAT GB URE FBA

Zl qrne fba:

     Lhfg n srj yvarf gb yrg lrj xabj V nz fgvyy nyvir.  V nz jevgvat guvf 
yrggre fybjyl orpbff V xabj lbh pna'g ernq snfg.
     Lbh jba'g xabj gur ubhfr jura lrj pbzr ubzr.  Ir unir zbirq.
		 Ir unq n ybg bs gebhoyr zbivat...rfcrpvnyyl gur orq.  Gur zna ibhyqa'g
yrg hf gnxr vg va gur gnkv.  Vg znlor ibhyqa'g unir orra fb onq vs lbhe sngure
unqa'g orra va vg ng gur gvzr.
     Fcrnxvat bs lbhe sngure, ur unf n svar arj lbo.  Ur unf 500 zra haqre
uvz!  (Ur phgf tenff ng gur przrgrel.)
		 Lbhe fvfgre tbg urefrys ratntrq ynfg irrx.  Ure obl sevraq tnir ure n
ornhgvshy evat jvgu guerr fgbarf zvffvat.
     Bhe arvtuobef ner abj envfvat cvtf.  Ir lhfg tbg ivaq bs vg guvf zbeavat.
     V fhccbfr lbh qvqa'g xabj V tbg zl nccraqvk bhg naq n qvfu jnfure chg va.
     Ir sbhaq n infu znpuvar va bhe arj ubhfr...ohg vg qbrfa'g ibex fb tbbq.
Ynfg irrx V chg va sbhe fuvegf, chyyrq gur punva naq ir unira'g frra gur
fuvegf fvapr.
     Lbhe fvfgre Vatrobet unq n onol lrfgreqnl.  V unira'g urneq vs vg vf n obl
be n tvey. Fb V pna'g fnl lrg vs lbh ner na nhag be na hapyr.
     Hapyr Gubeinyq irag gb Zvaarncbyvf gb ibex va n oybbzre snpgbel.  Ir urne
ur vf chyyvat qbja 75 n irrx.
     Lbhe Nhag Xngevan tbg n lbo va Fg. Cnhy ibexvat va n snpgbel, gbb.  V'z
fraqvat ure fbzr pyrna haqrejrne nf fur fnlf fur unf orra va gur fnzr fuvsg
fvapr fur tbg gurer.
     Lbhe sngure qvqa'g unir gbb zhpu gb qevax ng Puevfgznf.  V chg fbzr
pnfgbe bvy va uvf juvfxrl naq vg xrcg uvz tbvat hagvy Arj Lrnef.
     V irag gb gur qbpgbe ba Guhefqnl.  Lbhe cn pnzr jvgu zr.  Gur Qbpgbe chg
n tynff ghor va zl zbhgu naq fnvq gb xrrc vg fuhg sbe gra zvahgrf.  Yngre ba,
lbhe cn nfxrq gb ohl vg sebz uvz.
     Vg inf fb ivaql ynfg irrx!  Ba Zbaqnl vg jnf fb ivaql, bar bs bhe
puvpxraf ynvq gur fnzr rtt sbhe gvzrf.
     V zhfg pybfr abj...gurer'f n ovt fnyr qbja gbja naq ibzra'f oybbzref ner
unys bss.

                                        Lbhe ybivat Zbgure

C.F.  V inf tbvat gb fraq lbh $10 ohg V nyernql frnyrq gur rairybcr.



-- 

Sarah E. Dugan
"You have to kiss a lot of frogs
before you find a prince."

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