Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sunybcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!sunybcs!kumard From: kumard@sunybcs.UUCP (JUMBO) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Elephants in a BUG ! Message-ID: <1869@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 1-Jul-85 20:07:55 EDT Article-I.D.: sunybcs.1869 Posted: Mon Jul 1 20:07:55 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Jul-85 04:41:05 EDT Distribution: net Organization: SERENGETTI Lines: 142 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR FAVOURITE ELEPHANT *** This is a linked one, so play along..... Q. How do you fit four elephants in a VW Beetle ? A: Two in the front, Two at the back. Q2: How do you know there's an elephant in the frige ? A: There'll be footpints on the butter. Q3: How do yoy know there are two elephants in the frige? A: They'll be chatting. Q. How do you know there are three elephants in the frige? A: You won't be able to close the door. Q.Last : How do you know there are four elephants in the frige ? A: The Bug will be parked outside. -- -------------- UUCP : {cmc12,hao,harpo}!seismo!rochester!rocksvax!sunybcs!kumard ...{allegra,decvax,watmath}!sunybcs!kumard CSNET : kumard@buffalo ARPA : kumard%buffalo@csnet-relay BITNET : kumard@sunybcs --------------