Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sunybcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!sunybcs!ughenry From: ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: (ROT13) Offensive to good ol' boys and dogs and others - offensive to good ol' boys and dogs and others (ROT13) Message-ID: <1865@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 1-Jul-85 10:50:02 EDT Article-I.D.: sunybcs.1865 Posted: Mon Jul 1 10:50:02 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Jul-85 03:07:09 EDT Distribution: net Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science Lines: 43 V jrag gb Lhx Lhx'f (gur arj pbzrql pyho urer va Ohssnyb) ynfg avtug, naq n pbzrqvna anzrq Hapyr Qvegl gbyq guvf bar: Gjb tbbq by' oblf ner fvggva' bhg ba gur cbepu. Bar bs gurz fnlf, "Url, ybbx ng gur qnjt...ur'f yvpxva' uvf onyyf." "Lrnu, Nu fuber jvfu Nu pbhyq qb gurg." "Ur'q ovgr lbh." -- Nabgure bar Hapyr Qvegl gbyq jnf guvf (V ubcr lbh unira'g urneq vg): N thl vf va orq jvgu guvf jbzna (gb jubz, nf vg jvyy encvqyl orpbzr nccnerag, ur vf abg zneevrq), jura fhqqrayl gurl urne guvf pne chyyvat hc vagb gur qevirjnl. "Bu, zl Tbq, vg'f zl uhfonaq!" fubhgf gur jbzna. "Dhvpx, trg vagb gur pybfrg." Fb gur thl trgf vagb gur pybfrg. Naq ur'f fvggvat gurer nf gur uhfonaq pbzrf va, naq rgp., jura fhqqrayl n ibvpr fnlf, "Vg'f qnex va urer." "Jub'f gung?" gur thl fnlf. "V'z Zef. Fzvgu'f fba, naq V fnj gur jubyr guvat. Vs lbh qba'g tvir zr svir qbyynef, V'z tbaan fpernz naq fpernz naq fpernz." "Bxnl, bxnl, urer'f lbhe svir qbyynef." ... Fb, naljnl, gur thl qbrf riraghnyyl trg njnl yngre gung qnl. Ohg gur arkg qnl, Zef. Fzvgu fnlf gb ure fba, "Wbuaal, jr'ir obgu fvaarq. Jr unir gb tb gb pbasrffvba." Fb gurl tb gb pbasrffvba, naq yvggyr Wbuaal tbrf vagb gur pbasrffvbany, naq ur ybbxf nebhaq naq pbzzragf, "Vg'f qnex va urer." << ovyyvbaf naq ovyyvbaf bs yvar srrqf >> Naq n ibvpr fnlf, "Bu, Puevfg, abg guvf ntnva." -- Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo) "Well, no, we don't have _Rarnaby_Budge_ by Charles Dikkens with two k's the famous Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have _Carnaby_Fudge_ by Darles Chickens, or _Farnbarous_Snudge_ by Miles Pickens or even _Stickwick_Stapers_ by Tharles Wickens with four "m"'s and a silent "q"! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's!" "I did. They sent me here." "Did they."