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From: gmack@denelvx.UUCP (Gregg Mackenzie)
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Subject: Re: Penis Length Survey (rot13)
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Date: Sat, 22-Jun-85 02:32:10 EDT
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> Men are notorious liars about their penis length, so I have devised the
> following foolproof test.
> 
> 2.  Grasp your *thing* in your right hand and slap it firmly across the
> number key row on your keyboard.  (For instance, my result is "1234567890-+"

What about those of us who lie about our tongue length?  Can we use our
tongues?

Gregg Mackenzie
denelcor!gmack