Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site zeus.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!teklds!zeus!bobr From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: short but well endowed (rot 13) Message-ID: <20@zeus.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Jun-85 04:46:17 EDT Article-I.D.: zeus.20 Posted: Fri Jun 28 04:46:17 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 4-Jul-85 00:18:16 EDT Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 18 N fubeg zna jnyxf vagb n obeqryyb sbe n oevrs ubevmbagny erfcvgr. Gur znqnz jneaf gung orsber ur pna tb hcfgnvef, ur zhfg fhowrpg uvzfrys gb na rknzvangvba sbe ultvravp ernfbaf. Fb fur purpxf uvz bhg naq rirelguvat frrzf engure fznyy ohg pyrna naq serr bs qvfrnfr. Gur bayl bqq guvat vf gung uvf cravf unf n gngbb ba vg, juvpu ernqf, "Fubegl". Nzbat ure fgnoyr bs ynffrf vf bar bs nobhg gur fnzr fgngher, naq fb fur gryyf uvz gung fur unf n fcrpvny gerng va fgber, fbzrbar jub nccrnef gb or znqr sbe na rapbhagre jvgu uvz. Gur gjb bs gurz tb bss hc gur fgnvef. Na ubhe be fb yngre, guvf lbhat jbzna fghttyrf qbja gur fgnvef, enttrq, unttneq naq jbea. Gur znqnz pevrf, ``Jung unccrarq gb lbh? Fheryl ur pbhyqa'g unir chg lbh vagb guvf fgngr, jvgu uvf zbqrfg fgho. Vg jnf oneryl ybat rabhtu gb svg gur jbeq Fubegl...'' ``...Vg znl unir fnvq `Fubegl' gb lbh jura lbh fnj, ohg ol gur gvzr jr tbg hcfgnvef, vg fnvq, `Fubegl'f One naq Tevyy, Nyordhredhr, Arj Zrkvpb' !'' -- Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr