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Subject: Re: Null statements...
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Date: Thu, 11-Jul-85 13:22:28 EDT
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My favorites are the weight loss ads which promise:

	Lose *up to* n pounds this week!
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Janet Smuga			I've had a great many troubles in my time,
mtuxo!smuga			and most of them never happened.

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