Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 / ST 1.0; site saber.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!decwrl!sun!idi!saber!dturner From: dturner@saber.UUCP (David Turner) Newsgroups: net.space,net.jokes Subject: RE: Space Whoopee Message-ID: <1693@saber.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 00:57:43 EDT Article-I.D.: saber.1693 Posted: Fri Jul 12 00:57:43 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 15-Jul-85 07:03:58 EDT References: <646@bgsuvax.UUCP> Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA Lines: 46 Xref: watmath net.space:4266 net.jokes:13203 >> > > . . . NASA is planning for experiments involving > > intimate relations on board the future space station with married > > couples and couples with "significant relationships". > > > > Question: How do you avoid moving from a stationary point in space while > > having intimate relations. > > > > I understand the first space based birth control device will be called > > the heat shield :-) > > > > Larry > > Uh, just a few questions, Larry. What is a "significant relationship"? > Does lust count for anything? And I heard that these "heat sheilds" are > having problems. They are falling off and cracking during 'liftoff' and > especially during 'reentry'. Any truth to these rumours? :-) > > Steven Schultz > =============================================================================== > "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant, > excepting Alice" > -Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" > =============================================================================== > PATH: uw-beaver!ihnp4!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz > =============================================================================== you know what roert heinlin says "in a space suit built for 2 " -- ***************************************************** * oh dreddle gruntbuggly thy mictuations are to me * * as plurdled garblebotchits on a lurgid be * ***************************************************** Name: David Turner Mail: 6259 Rainbow dr , San Jose, California 95129 AT&T: (408) 725-1974 UUCP: ...{decvax,ucbvax}!decwrl!saber!dturner ...{amd,ihnp4,ittvax}!saber!dturner