Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 SMI; site husky.uucp Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!rochester!ritcv!husky!pjm From: pjm@husky.uucp (Paul Metzger) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Lone Ranger joke Message-ID: <157@husky.uucp> Date: Wed, 10-Jul-85 15:14:49 EDT Article-I.D.: husky.157 Posted: Wed Jul 10 15:14:49 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 17-Jul-85 04:01:03 EDT Organization: Eastman Kodak Company, Rochester, NY Lines: 23 Well, this was it. The Lone Ranger thought he was finally done for. He'd been captured by a band of outlaws and they were ready to shoot him. They asked him if he had any last requests. "I'd really like a good cigar," replied the masked man. So, the outlaws being somewhat decent, gave the Lone Ranger a good Cuban cigar. Now the Lone Ranger isn't stupid, is he? No, you bet he's not. He knew that Tonto was just beyond the hill, so he started sending up smoke signals with his cigar. He smoked, and smoked, and smoked, and he was almost done with the cigar (and starting to get very nervous) when all of a sudden a cloud of dust appeared in the distance. As the sight drew nearer, everyone could tell that it was Tonto, leading a group of horses, and to everyone's surprise there was a naked woman riding on every horse! When Tonto finally approached the Lone Ranger, the Lone Ranger furiously replied... "Tonto, you stupid fool, I told you to send the possee!!!" Always willing to listen to something abnormal . . . Paul Metzger