Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-hamstr!tortorino From: tortorino@hamstr.DEC (Sandy T., MKO1-2/H32, 264-5977) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Assorted tawdries - ROT13 (Offensive to prudish-types) Message-ID: <2864@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Mon, 24-Jun-85 22:12:48 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.2864 Posted: Mon Jun 24 22:12:48 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Jun-85 06:24:15 EDT Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 47 N oynpx zna ehfurf vagb n choyvp gbvyrg, juvcf bhg uvf tvnag zrzore naq, fgnegvat gb hevangr fnlf, "V whfg znqr vg." N fubeg zna fgnaqvat arkg gb uvz ybbxf bire naq fnlf, "Pna lbh znxr zr bar va juvgr?" ___ (Lrf, guvf vf na byq bar!) N zna gryyf uvf sevraq nobhg n cnegl ur unq nggraqrq gur avtug orsber. Vg unq orra hggreyl ynivfu. Gur crbcyr rira unq n tbyq gbvyrg. "N tbyq gbvyrg? V qba'g oryvrir lbh." "V'yy cebir vg gb lbh. V xabj gur fgerrg, ohg V qba'g xabj gur rknpg ubhfr. V pna svaq vg gubhtu." Gurl tb gb gur fgerrg qrfpevorq. Gur cnegl-tbre frrf bar ubhfr gung ybbxf snzvyvne. Obgu zra tb gb gur qbbe. Vg vf bcrarq ol n glcvpny- ybbxvat ubhfrjvsr. Gur cnegl-tbre fnlf, "Zn'nz, qvq lbh unir n cnegl urer ynfg avtug?" "Jr qvq." "V xarj vg. Naq qb lbh unir n tbyq gbvyrg?" "Pbzr va," ercyvrq gur jbzna. Bapr gur zra jrer vafvqr, fur pnyyrq hcfgnvef, "Wbr, gur thl jub fuvg va lbhe ghon vf urer!" ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + + + From the absent mind of: + "Never mistake for malice that which + + + + + Sandy Tortorino + can be adequately explained + + DECland, USA + + + Merrimack, NH + by stupidity." + + + + + (decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-hamstr!tortorino) + + + + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++