Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site lcuxc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!lcuxc!kenw From: kenw@lcuxc.UUCP (K Wolman) Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish Subject: Purimshpiel II: Net.Religion.Jewish Song Parody Message-ID: <323@lcuxc.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 13:26:24 EST Article-I.D.: lcuxc.323 Posted: Wed Mar 6 13:26:24 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Mar-85 02:44:16 EST Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway, NJ Lines: 65 LIKE A VUSVUS (Tune: "Like A Virgin") You're a clown, Teeth of brown, You keep pullin' all us Sefardim down, Oh you're no damn good, Yeah you know you're no damn good, And that's why you are . . . [Chorus] Like a VusVus (YEAH!) Bathed for the very first time. Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus Pretending your yichus is as good as mine. You can dump On me, chump! But I'm Sefardi Tahor and you're a bore! Oh us Libyan Jews Make the rest of you bad news, Cause you are. . . . [Chorus] Like a VusVus (YEAH!) Bathed for the very first time. Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus Pretending your yichus is as good as mine! Don't you say "Go away!" I won't go, and I will let you know That you're slime and you're scum Leftists too, you dirty bum, Because you are. . . . [Chorus] Like a VusVus (OOO!) Bathed for the very first time! Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus, Pretending your yichus is as good as mine! Yiddish stinks, Litvak drinks, But Sefardi Tahor will be redeemed before, We've got it over you, Yes we do, Because you are. . . . [Chorus] Like a VusVus (OOO!) Bathed for the very first time! Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus, Pretending your yichus is as good as mine! -- Ken Wolman Bell Communications Research @ Livingston, NJ lcuxc!kenw So drunk I can't tell Mordecai from Haman. . .