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From: dave@inset.UUCP (Dave Lukes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Error Free Modems
Message-ID: <499@inset.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 28-Feb-85 11:15:17 EST
Article-I.D.: inset.499
Posted: Thu Feb 28 11:15:17 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 4-Mar-85 06:07:08 EST
Organization: The Instruction Set Ltd, London
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Extract from phone conversation between UN*X hack (trying to buy modem),
and modem salesman (from very large & famous British modem manufacturer):

	Q:	Do you have an option to do error correction?

	A:	No: our modems are so good they don't need it -
		they never drop data bits or anything.

HHHHHEEEEEYYYYY!!! WWWWWOOOOOWWWWW!!!
PLEASE don't trample me in the rush to buy the worlds first perfect modem.

			Cuddles and Kisses,
				Dave and Jim.