Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site istbt.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!mcvax!ukc!qtlon!istbt!wsrt
From: wsrt@istbt.UUCP (Stewart Thain)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: She was only....
Message-ID: <13@istbt.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 12:44:19 EST
Article-I.D.: istbt.13
Posted: Wed Mar  6 12:44:19 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 12-Mar-85 20:03:51 EST
Organization: Imperial Software Technology, London, England
Lines: 37

< A Line for All Seasons - Henry VIII do your worst! >

When I was young (not that long ago honest!) I vaguely
remember the existence of a whole series of "She was
only ...." jokes.

However now some years later these are the only ones that I
can remember.

    1) She was only Sitting Bulls daughter but she certainly
    knew how.

    2) She was only the greengrocers daughter but she fell in
    a cart with a Swede.

    3) She was only the pilots daughter but you should have
    seen her take-off.

    4) She was only the musicians daughter but she knew Sir
    Henry Wood.

    5) She was only the draughtsmans daughter but she knew
    where to draw the line.

    6) She was only the railwaymans daughter but she certainly
    had her points.

    7) She was only the pirates daughter but she had treasures
    in her chest.

And there my collection comes to an end, unless of course you
know different....
-- 
Stewart Thain

"Who am I anyway?  Am I my resume?  That is a picture of a
person I don't know."