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From: rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Professor Wagstaff)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: To Ted "wackoff" Gellowitz
Message-ID: <643@pyuxd.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 11-Mar-85 09:26:04 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 11 09:26:04 1985
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So, your mother was a sniveling shark, too.

I should have known from your whining and slimy posture.

You must even read wat Rich Rosen has to say.  Imbecile.

Seriously (I know all you penguinheads out there can't figure out when
I'm joking or serius, so just keep trying)

"Statistics have shown that the proportion of gun ownership as related to
the permation of sludge infested tocxic waste in our state is directly
related to reigious oligrarchy and the rising tide of conservatism as
shone by the manifestation of sex-based and vioence-based television sales
through commercials."     ----Dr. Herbert Almstead, Noble Prize winner,
				writing in the National Weekly Report

I just wanted to say that all these positions on this issue consist of
sissy liberals who wear dresses to avoid going into the army to take
some responbsility for their lives.  Have any of you ever held a gun?
Fired one?  Killed or maimed a greasy welfare cheat breaking into your
house to steal everything you've worked so hard far?  I didn't think so.

Morkum Fnerd, with great extreme cleverness I believe, said "You're all
a bunch of finely polshed terds!"  (You know who I mean, Ted, don't you?
Or do I have to spell it all out for you, the way I have to for the...

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Oh.  I'm sorry, I've just had a very strange dream.  I thought I was Ken Arndt.
-- 
"Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?  I dunno."
				Rich Rosen 	ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr