Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site mot.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!noao!terak!asuvax!mot!edski From: edski@mot.UUCP (Ed Skinner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: BusinessPersons Message-ID: <117@mot.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 14:14:13 EST Article-I.D.: mot.117 Posted: Wed Mar 6 14:14:13 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Mar-85 08:17:39 EST Organization: Motorola Microsystems, Phoenix AZ Lines: 31 How to tell a BusinessMan from a BusinessWoman ---------------------------------------------- He's aggressive .................................................. She's pushy He's good at details ............................................. She's picky He loses his temper ............................................. She's bitchy (because he's so involved) (because she "can't handle the pressure") He's depressed ................................................... She's moody (so tiptoe past his office) (must be her "time of the month") He follows thru ................................ She doesn't know when to quit He's a man of the world .................................. She's been "around" He isn't afraid to say what he thinks ........................... She's mouthy He exercises authority ........................................... She's bossy He climbed the ladder of success .............. She "slept" her way to the top He's well dressed, so he's fashionable ................. She's a clothes horse He's confident ............................................... She's conceited He drinks because of excessive work pressure .................... She's a lush He's enthusiastic ............................................ She's emotional -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These opinions were grok'd in the vicinity of a large monolith, seen one day with my spice-blue eyes, while searching for the Alexei Leonov wreckage near Klaatu's summer home on Altair IV. Any similarity to the "Alderan Mogwai Population Report", "1001 Cavorite Toys from Harry Seldon's Memoirs", or "How to Tour Piedmont New Mexico on $5 a Day" by Zaphod, et all is coincidental. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Ed Skinner UUCP: {seismo,ihnp4}!ut-sally!oakhill!mot!edski {allegra,ihnp4}!sftig!mot!edski USMail: MS DW-160, Motorola Microsystems, 2900 S Diablo Way, Tempe, Az 85282 Phone: (602)438-3064