Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site cae780.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!lsuc!pesnta!amdcad!cae780!gordon From: gordon@cae780.UUCP (Brian Gordon) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Pigs (rot13) Message-ID: <591@cae780.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 15:30:18 EST Article-I.D.: cae780.591 Posted: Sun Mar 10 15:30:18 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 11-Mar-85 22:24:20 EST Distribution: net Organization: CAE Systems, Sunnyvale, CA Lines: 26 N geniryvat ohlre (pbagenfgrq gb n geniryvat fnyrfzna) fgbccrq ng n snez nqiregvfvat cvtf sbe fnyr. Ur cbvagrq bhg gur cvt bs vagrerfg, nterrq gb gur cevpr cre cbhaq, naq ybbxrq nebhaq sbe gur fpnyrf. Gur snezre gbyq uvz gung gurl qvqa'g arrq bar, tenoorq gur cvt'f gnvy va uvf grrgu, ursgrq vg hc ol gung tevc, naq qrpynerq gung vg jrvturq 127 cbhaqf. Gur ohlre, bs pbhefr, vafvfgrq ba n erny jrvtuvat, juvpu irevsvrq gur 127 cbhaqf! Ur jnf nznmrq, ohg gur snezre rkcynvarq gung ur pbhyq qb vg rirel gvzr, naq qrzbafgengrq uvf novyvgl ba gjb be guerr zber, naq jnf evtug rirel gvzr. Gur snezre nyfb oenttrq gung uvf jubyr snzvyl pbhyq jrvtu cvtf gung jnl, naq unq uvf gjb puvyqera jub jrer cynlvat arneol qrzbafgengr gurve fxvyyf, hfvat fhvgnoyl fznyy cvtyrgf, bs pbhefr. Nf n svany qrzbafgengvba, gur snezre nfxrq bar bs uvf puvyqera gb eha hc gb gur ubhfr naq trg uvf jvsr gb pbzr bire naq fubj ure fxvyyf. Nsgre n srj zvahgrf, gur puvyq erghearq naq ercbegrq gung ur unqa'g rira nfxrq uvf zbgure gb pbzr, fvapr fur jnf gbb ohfl. "Jung qb lbh zrna, gbb ohfl", nfxrq gur snezre. "Jryy", ercyvrq gur puvyq, "fur'f hcfgnvef, jrvtuvat Yhxr gur snezunaq." SEBZ: Oevna T. Tbeqba, PNR Flfgrzf HHPC: {vuac4, qrpink!qrpjey}!nzq!pnr780!tbeqba {afp, erfbark, dhovk, ucynof, yrnqfi, grxyqf}!pnr780!tbeqba HFANVY: 1333 Obeqrnhk Qevir, Fhaalinyr, PN 94089 NG&G: (408)745-1440