Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!godot!ima!haddock!mikeh From: mikeh@haddock.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A true story Message-ID: <391@haddock.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 23:52:27 EST Article-I.D.: haddock.391 Posted: Sun Mar 10 23:52:27 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Mar-85 21:28:29 EST Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #N:haddock:12100036:000:776 Nf-From: haddock!mikeh Mar 10 13:29:00 1985 Karen, my bartender, told me this one. She says that it is a true story: An older woman drives her Mercedes into a crowded parking lot. After searching in vain for a parking space she spies another car getting ready to leave, so she pulls up nearby and waits. But just as the other car pulls out a shiny blue sports car zips into the space. The young driver smiles as he gets out and shouts "You've got to be young and fast!" The woman thinks about this a moment, then RAMS the sports car. She backs up and rams it again, and again. The young man comes running in horror. "What are you doing?!" he shouts. The woman smiles and says "You've got to be old and rich". Then drives away. Mike Hiller (and his cat Herbie)