Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site amdahl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!mcnc!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!pesnta!amdcad!amdahl!krs From: krs@amdahl.UUCP (Kris Stephens) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Joke Schema Message-ID: <1096@amdahl.UUCP> Date: Tue, 5-Feb-85 22:01:29 EST Article-I.D.: amdahl.1096 Posted: Tue Feb 5 22:01:29 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Mar-85 00:01:53 EST Distribution: net Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA Lines: 13 Mathematicians can't do it completely and consistently. (ref: Godel) ----- Trombonists do it in seven positions or use their thumbs. and, sorta related: An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once; it gets eaten once. -- Kris Stephens (408-746-6047) {whatever}!amdahl!krs [As usual, the above is from me an' nobody else.]