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From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: drunk versus ugly
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Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 22:52:55 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar 10 22:52:55 1985
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["Shoot at somebody else!  I'm not the whole army!"]

> > Does anyone have any other memorable quotes from the foremost speaker of
> > English of the century?
> 
> Winston Churchill was enjoying a formal dinner, and imbibed a bit much of
> the wine.  The matron on his left looked down her nose at him, and said
> haughtily, "Sir, you are drunk!"
> 
> To which the PM replied:  "Madame, that is true.  But in the morning
> I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly!"
> 
> Gary Fritz

And Gary Fritz still won't be able to remember the set-up lines to a joke!
(The story is apocryphal anyway...)

Now for the obligatory joke:

	Drunk:  Taxi!
	Cabbie (curtly):  I'm engaged.
	Drunk (shaking hands):  I hope you will be very, very happy.

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-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
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