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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASSC
Message-ID: <154@ISM780.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 9-Mar-85 01:09:50 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  9 01:09:50 1985
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Nf-From: ISM780!gary    Mar  7 17:53:00 1985

YASSC == Yet Another Silly Shell Command

On SIII and derivatives:

$ cp  bag; pack bag >/dev/null; pack bag.z
pack: bag.z already packed

$ date a transvestite
date: bad conversion