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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mathmematicians (Offensive)
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Date: Fri, 1-Mar-85 10:32:42 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  1 10:32:42 1985
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Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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This joke might offend any mathematicians out there. (I certainlt hope it
does)


How did the Mathematician cure his constipation???


He worked it out with a pencil.

(Now we know why mathematicians don't chew on pencils like the rest of us)

-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
{allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!7995pk13      Phila., Pa.

Where do birds go when it rains ?

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