Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hp-pcd!hpfclp!fritz From: fritz@hpfclp.UUCP (fritz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Orphaned Response Message-ID: <7900010@hpfclp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 14-Mar-85 17:41:00 EST Article-I.D.: hpfclp.7900010 Posted: Thu Mar 14 17:41:00 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 10-Mar-85 05:34:56 EST References: <-52800@tpvax.UUCP> Lines: 13 Nf-ID: #R:tpvax:-52800:hpfclp:7900010:37777777600:431 Nf-From: hpfclp!fritz Mar 5 14:41:00 1985 > Does anyone have any other memorable quotes from the foremost speaker of > English of the century? Winston Churchill was enjoying a formal dinner, and imbibed a bit much of the wine. The matron on his left looked down her nose at him, and said haughtily, "Sir, you are drunk!" To which the PM replied: "Madame, that is true. But in the morning I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly!" Gary Fritz ihnp4!hpfcla!fritz