Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gloria.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rochester!rocksanne!sunybcs!gloria!colonel From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: drunk versus ugly Message-ID: <1001@gloria.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 22:52:55 EST Article-I.D.: gloria.1001 Posted: Sun Mar 10 22:52:55 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Mar-85 09:20:10 EST References: <-52800@tpvax.UUCP> <7900010@hpfclp.UUCP> Organization: The Church of Artificial Intelligence Lines: 27 ["Shoot at somebody else! I'm not the whole army!"] > > Does anyone have any other memorable quotes from the foremost speaker of > > English of the century? > > Winston Churchill was enjoying a formal dinner, and imbibed a bit much of > the wine. The matron on his left looked down her nose at him, and said > haughtily, "Sir, you are drunk!" > > To which the PM replied: "Madame, that is true. But in the morning > I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly!" > > Gary Fritz And Gary Fritz still won't be able to remember the set-up lines to a joke! (The story is apocryphal anyway...) Now for the obligatory joke: Drunk: Taxi! Cabbie (curtly): I'm engaged. Drunk (shaking hands): I hope you will be very, very happy. Copyright 3000 B.C. All rights reserved. -- Col. G. L. Sicherman ...{rocksvax|decvax}!sunybcs!colonel