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Subject: Worst song titles
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Date: Fri, 8-Mar-85 10:23:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  8 10:23:00 1985
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How 'bout worst song titles?  Two of my favorites are:
"Don't hit your grandmother with a shovel, it makes a bad impression
on her mind", and
"I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back in bed as I cried
over you".
(Honest, these are real songs!)
Any others?