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From: tron@fluke.UUCP (Peter Barbee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Slightly risque
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Date: Tue, 5-Mar-85 15:15:54 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar  5 15:15:54 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 8-Mar-85 04:26:28 EST
Reply-To: tron@fluke.UUCP (Peter Barbee)
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite, he was really
having a difficult time.  The kite was swinging wildly, not exactly
what you'd describe as stable, so his wife sticks her head out the door
and says, "Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail."

Ralph replies "Make up your goddamn mind, last night you told me to
go fly a kite!"

PB