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From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.consumers
Subject: Amusing ad
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Date: Sat, 2-Mar-85 15:04:45 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  2 15:04:45 1985
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Summary: 


While I was ripping out the cardboard advertising pages from my copy
of the local edition of TV Guide, I accidentally read one of them.
It was an advertisement for all-plastic playing cards.  The text begins....

	Play with cards that last a lifetime!
	These beautifully designed cards are made to last - they won't
		fray or warp!
	Use them again and again!

And, yes, it ends....

	90-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!


Posted by Mark Brader.
I'm going to send it to Consumer Reports's "Selling It", too.