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From: cs1@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Cheryl Stewart)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: mildly amusing stuff
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Date: Thu, 7-Mar-85 15:19:37 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  7 15:19:37 1985
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        a tooter who tooted the flute
        tried to tutor two tooters to toot
        said the two to the tutor, 
        "is it harder to toot?
        or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

        Alexander Pope 
        slipped on a bar of soap
        fell on the back of his head;
        never mind what he said

        Alfred, Lord Tennyson
        fed upon vennison
        not cheap, I fear
        for vennison's dear