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From: charles@uw70 (Bad Charles)
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Date: Thu, 7-Mar-85 11:50:58 EST
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Q.  What do you get if you cross Sally Fields with a Smerf?
A.  Blue Nun.

Q.  What do you get if you cross a streetwalker with an elephant?
A.  A two-ton pickup.

Q.  What do you get if you cross a streetwalker with an elephant?
A.  A piece of ass you'll never forget.

                       Charles Camisa
		       Geophysics Department
		       University of Washington