Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site panda.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!mlf From: mlf@panda.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Didja hear? Message-ID: <330@panda.UUCP> Date: Thu, 28-Feb-85 08:42:35 EST Article-I.D.: panda.330 Posted: Thu Feb 28 08:42:35 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Mar-85 04:18:08 EST References: <1619@gondor.UUCP> Reply-To: mlf@panda.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum) Distribution: net Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass. Lines: 24 Summary: >Well, let's try a 'new' type of joke: > >Didja hear: > > ... about the optician who fell into his lens grinder and > made a spectacle of himself? > > ... about the chinaman who became a US citizen and got > disoriented? > > ... about the man who walked through a screen door and > strained himself? ...about the butcher who backed into his grinder and got a little behind in his orders? ...about the woman who backed into a fan? Disaster! -- Matt Fichtenbaum "Our job is to rescue fires, not put out your cat."