Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site nmtvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!lanl!unmvax!unm-cvax!nmtvax!guads From: guads@nmtvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Jack and JillSubject: Jack and Jill Message-ID: <344@nmtvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Mar-85 22:45:38 EST Article-I.D.: nmtvax.344 Posted: Fri Mar 8 22:45:38 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Mar-85 20:21:10 EST Distribution: net Organization: New Mexico Tech, Socorro Lines: 16 Gurer jrer gjb frpergnevrf, Wnpx naq Wvyy, jub obgu jbexrq sbe n fznyy pbzcnal. Guvf pbzcnal jnf tbvat guebhtu n crevbq bs svanapvny vafgnovyvgl, naq gurve obff ernyvmrq gung ur pbhyqa'g nssbeq gb xrrc obgu bs gur jbexvat. Abg xabjvat dhvgr ubj gb gryy gurz gung bar bs gurz jnf tbvat gb trg pnaarq, ur qrpvqrq gung gur qverpg nccebnpu jnf orfg. Fb ur jrag gb Wvyy ba Wnpx'f qnl bss, naq fnvq, "V'z tbvat gb unir gb rvgure ynl lbh be Wnpx bss." Fur fnvq, "Jryy, lbh'er tbvat gb unir gb wnpx bss, orpnhfr V'z ba zl crevbq." -- -Lautzy (El Guadious One) "Herbert, you are STIFF!"...