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From: krs@amdahl.UUCP (Kris Stephens)
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Subject: Re: Joke Schema
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Date: Tue, 5-Feb-85 22:01:29 EST
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   Mathematicians can't do it completely and consistently. (ref:  Godel)
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   Trombonists do it in seven positions or use their thumbs.

and, sorta related:

   An egg has the shortest sex-life of all:
    if gets laid once; it gets eaten once.

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Kris Stephens     (408-746-6047)                 {whatever}!amdahl!krs
     [As usual, the above is from me an' nobody else.]