Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site oddjob.UChicago.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!oddjob!cs1 From: cs1@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Cheryl Stewart) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: mildly amusing stuff Message-ID: <625@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Mar-85 15:19:37 EST Article-I.D.: oddjob.625 Posted: Thu Mar 7 15:19:37 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Mar-85 05:17:36 EST Reply-To: cs1@oddjob.UUCP (Cheryl Stewart) Organization: U. Chicago: Astronomy & Astrophysics Lines: 16 a tooter who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot said the two to the tutor, "is it harder to toot? or to tutor two tooters to toot?" Alexander Pope slipped on a bar of soap fell on the back of his head; never mind what he said Alfred, Lord Tennyson fed upon vennison not cheap, I fear for vennison's dear