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From: edski@mot.UUCP (Ed Skinner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: BusinessPersons
Message-ID: <117@mot.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 14:14:13 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar  6 14:14:13 1985
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                How to tell a BusinessMan from a BusinessWoman
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He's aggressive .................................................. She's pushy
He's good at details ............................................. She's picky
He loses his temper ............................................. She's bitchy
(because he's so involved)           (because she "can't handle the pressure")
He's depressed ................................................... She's moody
(so tiptoe past his office)                  (must be her "time of the month")
He follows thru ................................ She doesn't know when to quit
He's a man of the world .................................. She's been "around"
He isn't afraid to say what he thinks ........................... She's mouthy
He exercises authority ........................................... She's bossy
He climbed the ladder of success .............. She "slept" her way to the top
He's well dressed, so he's fashionable ................. She's a clothes horse
He's confident ............................................... She's conceited
He drinks because of excessive work pressure .................... She's a lush
He's enthusiastic ............................................ She's emotional
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These opinions were grok'd in the vicinity of a large monolith, seen one day
with my spice-blue eyes, while searching for the Alexei Leonov wreckage near
Klaatu's summer home on Altair IV.  Any similarity to the "Alderan Mogwai
Population Report", "1001 Cavorite Toys from Harry Seldon's Memoirs", or "How
to Tour Piedmont New Mexico on $5 a Day" by Zaphod, et all is coincidental.
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Name:   Ed Skinner
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