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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: ?????
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Date: Fri, 1-Mar-85 10:21:54 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  1 10:21:54 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 3-Mar-85 05:03:53 EST
Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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This joke I got out of a song by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band (if you want
some info on them mail to me )

An old wino came up to me with an unlit cigarrette dangling from his lips
and said to me "Got a Light Mack?"

I said, "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat." (Insert drum roll and
                                                  cymbal crash here )

I didn't say it was a good joke but hey I'm on spring break tomorrow and
I was grasping for one final moment of glory in the net.jokes. Thank you
to all who read because without you I'd be just another toilet paper
sales from Topeka.

-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
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Where do birds go when it rains ?

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