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From: peterb@pbear.UUCP
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Subject: Survey: Six Pack as unit of measure
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Date: Fri, 1-Mar-85 02:31:40 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  1 02:31:40 1985
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Nf-From: pbear!peterb    Feb 27 12:59:00 1985

/* Written 12:57 pm  Feb 27, 1985 by pbear!peterb in pbear:net.singles */
/* ---------- "Survey: Six Pack as unit of measure" ---------- */

	Hi there, fellow netter; I am slowly but surely building a map
of america that is based on a new distance of measure: The Six Pack.  If you
are upset at the idea, Please hit the ''n'' key now.

	I am trying to compile a list of distances across america using a six
pack as the standard of distance. Now I know that distances are relative, so
before you start sending me your responses, I would like to ask for some
other factors also.

	Standard template follows:

	1)      point A   ->   point B

	2)      distance (MILES)

	3)      distance (Six packs)

	4)      Sex

	5)      Weight

	6)      Comments about the trip.

	I hope that those who respond will include all necessary information
(and comments too about it.)  I will summarize for the net. I have some info
on the east coast, especially when I was in college:

	Pennsylvania is 8 square Six packs in size. It is 2 six packs high
and a case across. It takes two people to measure the lateral disatance since
one is needed to drive and the other to measure.

	New York -> Boston is only about 1.5 Six packs. (This is due mostly
to the amount of speed you can fly at in CT and MA).

	Boston -> Hyannis MA is a Six pack. Its not that far but rte 3 is
two lane.

	This survey IN NO WAY condones drinking and driving. That is a
personal choice of you the reader.  Thank you for your time.

					Peter Barada
					ima!pbear!peterb

PS      Please mail these items, don't post it.
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