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From: kenw@lcuxc.UUCP (K Wolman)
Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish
Subject: Purimshpiel II: Net.Religion.Jewish Song Parody
Message-ID: <323@lcuxc.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 13:26:24 EST
Article-I.D.: lcuxc.323
Posted: Wed Mar  6 13:26:24 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 8-Mar-85 02:44:16 EST
Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway, NJ
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                              LIKE A VUSVUS
                         (Tune: "Like A Virgin")

                  You're a clown,
                  Teeth of brown,
                  You keep pullin' all us Sefardim down,
                  Oh you're no damn good,
                  Yeah you know you're no damn good,
                  And that's why you are . . .

       [Chorus]

                Like a VusVus (YEAH!)
                Bathed for the very first time.
                Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus
                Pretending your yichus is as good as mine.

                 You can dump
                 On me, chump!
                 But I'm Sefardi Tahor and you're a bore!
                 Oh us Libyan Jews
                 Make the rest of you bad news,
                 Cause you are. . . .

       [Chorus]

                Like a VusVus (YEAH!)
                Bathed for the very first time.
                Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus
                Pretending your yichus is as good as mine!

                   Don't you say
                   "Go away!"
                   I won't go, and I will let you know
                   That you're slime and you're scum
                   Leftists too, you dirty bum,
                   Because you are. . . .

       [Chorus]

                Like a VusVus (OOO!)
                Bathed for the very first time!
                Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus,
                Pretending your yichus is as good as mine!

                Yiddish stinks,
                Litvak drinks,
                But Sefardi Tahor will be redeemed before,
                We've got it over you,
                Yes we do,
                Because you are. . . .

       [Chorus]

                Like a VusVus (OOO!)
                Bathed for the very first time!
                Like a Vu-u-u-us-Vus,
                Pretending your yichus is as good as mine!
-- 
Ken Wolman
Bell Communications Research @ Livingston, NJ
lcuxc!kenw

	So drunk I can't tell Mordecai from Haman. . .