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From: fritzz@sdcc3.UUCP (fritzz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: why deadbabies aren't funny
Message-ID: <2739@sdcc3.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 13:37:03 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar  6 13:37:03 1985
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>Why do babies have soft spots on the top of their heads?

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>So you can pick them up five at a time!

This joke was conclusivly proven to be not funny by professor
Kennelworth. I think the proof ran something along the lines of it not
being really possible or practical to pick up babies five at a time this
way since none of the soft spots are ever in the same place. Since it
would take extraordinary amounts of time to locate the soft spots and
then arrange the babies so that five of them can be carried with one
hand, it is much more feasible to just dump them into a shopping cart
and move them around that way.....
As i said, not funny.
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