Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watdcsu.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watdcsu!mathnews From: mathnews@watdcsu.UUCP (mathNEWS) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: deadbabies Message-ID: <1050@watdcsu.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Mar-85 15:20:47 EST Article-I.D.: watdcsu.1050 Posted: Fri Mar 1 15:20:47 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Mar-85 02:49:59 EST References: <7500166@uokvax.UUCP> <2712@sdcc3.UUCP> Reply-To: mathnews@watdcsu.UUCP (mathNEWS) Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 48 Summary: >>I said they were sick. Does anyone else know any good dead >>baby jokes? > >As a matter of fact, I do. I've actually never heard a GOOD dead baby joke, but I have my own collection anyway. And now for the joke: Why do babies have soft spots on the top of their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time! Don't shoot! dwarf -- "Damn the integrals, full speed ahead!" mathNEWS--the math student newspaper at the University of Waterloo {allegra|clyde|linus|inhp4|decvax}!watmath!water!watdcsu!mathnews UUCP mathnews%watdcsu@waterloo.csnet CSNET mathnews@watdcsu NETNORTH