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From: mikeh@haddock.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A true story
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Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 23:52:27 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar 10 23:52:27 1985
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Nf-From: haddock!mikeh    Mar 10 13:29:00 1985


	Karen, my bartender, told me this one.  She says that it is a 
	true story: 

	An older woman drives her Mercedes into a crowded parking lot.  
	After searching in vain for a parking space she spies another car 
	getting ready to leave, so she pulls up nearby and waits.  But 
	just as the other car pulls out a shiny blue sports car zips into 
	the space.  The young driver smiles as he gets out and shouts 
	"You've got to be young and fast!" The woman thinks about this a 
	moment, then RAMS the sports car.  She backs up and rams it 
	again, and again.  The young man comes running in horror.  "What 
	are you doing?!" he shouts.  The woman smiles and says "You've 
	got to be old and rich".  Then drives away.  

								Mike Hiller
								(and his cat
								Herbie)