Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site istbt.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!mcvax!ukc!qtlon!istbt!wsrt From: wsrt@istbt.UUCP (Stewart Thain) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: She was only.... Message-ID: <13@istbt.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 12:44:19 EST Article-I.D.: istbt.13 Posted: Wed Mar 6 12:44:19 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Mar-85 20:03:51 EST Organization: Imperial Software Technology, London, England Lines: 37 < A Line for All Seasons - Henry VIII do your worst! > When I was young (not that long ago honest!) I vaguely remember the existence of a whole series of "She was only ...." jokes. However now some years later these are the only ones that I can remember. 1) She was only Sitting Bulls daughter but she certainly knew how. 2) She was only the greengrocers daughter but she fell in a cart with a Swede. 3) She was only the pilots daughter but you should have seen her take-off. 4) She was only the musicians daughter but she knew Sir Henry Wood. 5) She was only the draughtsmans daughter but she knew where to draw the line. 6) She was only the railwaymans daughter but she certainly had her points. 7) She was only the pirates daughter but she had treasures in her chest. And there my collection comes to an end, unless of course you know different.... -- Stewart Thain "Who am I anyway? Am I my resume? That is a picture of a person I don't know."