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From: fek@wuphys.UUCP (Frank Kramer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Things are not always as they seem.
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Date: Tue, 5-Mar-85 22:35:02 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar  5 22:35:02 1985
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Here's another one in the same artery...

One bright sunny morning this farmer trapses out to the barn to milk
the cow.  He sits down upon his milking and begins (milking).
Shortly, the cow raises her left hind leg and kicks the bucket over,
spilling the milk.  So the farmer, being the ingenious person that he
is, finds a short piece of rope and ties the offending leg to the
stall wall.  Again he start milking.  The cow then raises her right
hind leg and kicks the bucket over once more.  The farmer finds
another piece of rope and ties the other leg down.  Again he starts
milking.  Shortly, the cow swishes her tail and again the bucket is
spilled.  The farmer sighs heavily and finds another piece of rope.
He takes the rope and ties one end to the cow's tail, the other to the
stall ceiling.  With this done, the farmer finishes his milking
without further interuption.  By this time, his bladder beckons and he
goes behind the cow and relieves himself.  Just as he is zipping his
pants, into the barn walks his wife.......



Moral..... Things aren't always as they seem.


Frank

All that glitters is not gold.  All who wander are not lost.