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From: mlf@panda.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Didja hear?
Message-ID: <330@panda.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 28-Feb-85 08:42:35 EST
Article-I.D.: panda.330
Posted: Thu Feb 28 08:42:35 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 2-Mar-85 04:18:08 EST
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Reply-To: mlf@panda.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum)
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Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass.
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Summary: 

>Well, let's try a 'new' type of joke:
>
>Didja hear:
>
>	  ... about the optician who fell into his lens grinder and
>	      made a spectacle of himself?
>	  
>	  ... about the chinaman who became a US citizen and got 
>	      disoriented?
>	  
>	  ... about the man who walked through a screen door and
>	      strained himself?

...about the butcher who backed into his grinder and got
      a little behind in his orders?

...about the woman who backed into a fan?  Disaster!


-- 

					Matt Fichtenbaum
					"Our job is to rescue fires,
					not put out your cat."