Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site mcc-db.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!ut-sally!mcc-db!derrick From: derrick@mcc-db.UUCP (Dwayne Derrick) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: For Newusers "ONLY" offensive to others...Subject: For Newusers "ONLY" offensive to others... Message-ID: <92@mcc-db.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Mar-85 20:58:18 EST Article-I.D.: mcc-db.92 Posted: Mon Mar 4 20:58:18 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Mar-85 11:53:34 EST Distribution: net Organization: MCC (Austin, TX) Lines: 19 Guvf zrffntr vf vagraqrq sbe arjhfref bayl, vs lbh nera'g n arjhfre, V ubcr guvf zrffntr bssraqf gur "OHYYFUVG" bhg bs lbh. Gb ortva, V nz n arjhfre. Naq V znqr n vaperqvoyl fghcvq zvfgnxr, lbh frr, V npghnyyl cbfgrq n cbrz gung jnf cbfgrq n lrne ntb. Pna lbh oryvrir vg??!! Pna lbh thrff jung unccrarq gura? Lbh thrffrq evtug, Gur ulcbpevgf ba arg.wbxrf unir orra pbagvahnyyl ovgpuvat naq zbnavat nobhg "arjhfref cbfgvat byq zngrevny"va arg.wbxrf. V cbfgrq "BAR" cbrz, naq gurer jrer bire 40 "CBFGRQ" erfcbafrf va arg.wbxrf. Lrf "40", Arg.Shpxvat.Wbxrf vf sbe WBXRF!!! Abg sbe ovgpurf! V ershfr gb fvg onpx naq yvfgra gb nyy gur ohyyfuvg nobhg "arjhfre" jura gurfr Gur pbzcynvagf nobhg byq zngrevny qbrfa'g jnfu jura gur ynfg 38 zrffntrf jrer nyy byq zngrevny! Qb lbh arjhfref haqrefgnaq gur cbvag V nz gelvat gb znxr? Nsgre ernqvat arg.wbxrf sbe gur ynfg guerr zbaguf, vgf boivbhf gung gur erthynef rawbl ovgpuvat zber guna ernqvat wbxrf. Abj, V qb unir bar qvfpynvzre, gurer jnf "2" lrf "2" erthynef hfref jub frag zr cevingr znvy naq rkcynvarq nobhg ercbfgvatf. Gur znal bguref jub frag zr znvy, naq cbfgrq gb arg.wbxrf jvyy cebonoyl pbagvahr orvat pybfrzvaqrq naq neebtnag, gungf svar jvgu zr. Gurl ner cebonoyl qhr sbe ergverzrag va n srj lrnef naljnl... Srry serr gb erfcbaq, V jbhyq yvxr gb urne lbhe pbzzragf nobhg "byqgvzref orunivbe". Naq gb nalbar bgure guna "arjhfref", cyrnfr qba'g obgure, V'ir urneq rabhtubs lbhe ........