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From: derrick@mcc-db.UUCP (Dwayne Derrick)
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Subject: For Newusers "ONLY" offensive to others...Subject: For Newusers "ONLY" offensive to others...
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Date: Mon, 4-Mar-85 20:58:18 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  4 20:58:18 1985
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Guvf zrffntr vf vagraqrq sbe arjhfref bayl, vs lbh nera'g n arjhfre, V ubcr
guvf zrffntr bssraqf gur "OHYYFUVG" bhg bs lbh.
Gb ortva, V nz n arjhfre. Naq V znqr n vaperqvoyl fghcvq zvfgnxr, lbh frr, 
V npghnyyl cbfgrq n cbrz gung jnf cbfgrq n lrne ntb. Pna lbh oryvrir vg??!!
Pna lbh thrff jung unccrarq gura? Lbh thrffrq evtug, Gur ulcbpevgf ba arg.wbxrf
unir orra pbagvahnyyl ovgpuvat naq zbnavat nobhg "arjhfref cbfgvat byq zngrevny"va arg.wbxrf. V cbfgrq "BAR" cbrz, naq gurer jrer bire 40 "CBFGRQ" erfcbafrf
va arg.wbxrf. Lrf "40", Arg.Shpxvat.Wbxrf vf sbe WBXRF!!! Abg sbe ovgpurf!
V ershfr gb fvg onpx naq yvfgra gb nyy gur ohyyfuvg nobhg "arjhfre" jura gurfr
Gur pbzcynvagf nobhg byq zngrevny qbrfa'g jnfu jura gur ynfg 38 zrffntrf jrer
nyy byq zngrevny! Qb lbh arjhfref haqrefgnaq gur cbvag V nz gelvat gb znxr?
Nsgre ernqvat arg.wbxrf sbe gur ynfg guerr zbaguf, vgf boivbhf gung gur 
erthynef rawbl ovgpuvat zber guna ernqvat wbxrf. Abj, V qb unir bar qvfpynvzre,
gurer jnf "2" lrf "2" erthynef hfref jub frag zr cevingr znvy naq rkcynvarq
nobhg ercbfgvatf. Gur znal bguref jub frag zr znvy, naq cbfgrq gb arg.wbxrf
jvyy cebonoyl pbagvahr orvat pybfrzvaqrq naq neebtnag, gungf svar jvgu zr.
Gurl ner cebonoyl qhr sbe ergverzrag va n srj lrnef naljnl...

Srry serr gb erfcbaq, V jbhyq yvxr gb urne lbhe pbzzragf nobhg "byqgvzref orunivbe". Naq gb nalbar bgure guna "arjhfref", cyrnfr qba'g obgure, V'ir urneq rabhtubs lbhe ........