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From: fritz@hpfclp.UUCP (fritz)
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Thu, 14-Mar-85 17:41:00 EST
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Nf-From: hpfclp!fritz    Mar  5 14:41:00 1985

> Does anyone have any other memorable quotes from the foremost speaker of
> English of the century?

Winston Churchill was enjoying a formal dinner, and imbibed a bit much of
the wine.  The matron on his left looked down her nose at him, and said
haughtily, "Sir, you are drunk!"

To which the PM replied:  "Madame, that is true.  But in the morning
I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly!"


Gary Fritz
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