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From: kimcm@diku.UUCP (Kim Christian Madsen.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Just some silly jokes...
Message-ID: <806@diku.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 4-Mar-85 13:19:53 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  4 13:19:53 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 9-Mar-85 11:37:53 EST
Organization: DIKU, U of Copenhagen, DK
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A well known sociologist is speaking at a conference for women,
the subject was: "The explosive increase in world population"
- Somewhere on this planet a woman delivers a child every
minute night and day... What can we do about it ???
- Find her and stop her. Was the answer from one of the listeners.
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"Sir", said the beggar, "can you spare fifty dollars for a cup of coffee?"
to the gentleman.
"Fifty dollars for a cup of coffe, one should be sufficient", answered the
gentleman.
"I know", said the beggar "but coffee always makes me horny"
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Everytime I breathe a human is dying said the young woman thoughtfully.
Ever tried toothpaste, was the answer.
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The young couple drove out into the country in the dusk. The moon rose over
the open fields, and he began to think that the night was made for love.
Suddely she said:
- Do you think you can drive with just one hand?
His heart was booming and hopefully he said:
- Eh, yeah, hrmmm I could easily do so.
- Fine, she said, I've brought an apple for you.
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A newfie peasant had two horses, but he couldn't distinguish them, so he
cut off the tail of one horse, however it grew out again. Then he decided
to see how high they were and then he found that the black horse was two
inches higher than the white one.
-- 
Kim Chr. Madsen   Datalogisk Institut (Institute of Datalogy)
		  University of Copenhagen
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