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Subject: fear of failing
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Date: Tue, 5-Mar-85 01:30:14 EST
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{ From : "Room 101" , Dorm Magazine , Spring 1985 }
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                            FEAR OF FAILING
          (Outlandish comments from professors on student papers)

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
                                     --English Professor, Ohio University

"I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
                                                              --Anonymous

"What's page one, a preemptive strike?"
            --Professor David Freund, Communication, Ramapo State College

"Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is
from the wrong kind of tree."
                                                                --"Mr. W"

"The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it.  Don't ever do
this to my eyes again."
                -Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College

"I think your opinions are reasonable, except for the one about my mental
instability."
                              -Psychology Professor, Farifield University
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