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From: mazur@inmet.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: No joke: ethiopia
Message-ID: <2002@inmet.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 27-Feb-85 02:06:35 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 27 02:06:35 1985
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Nf-From: inmet!mazur    Feb 25 20:43:00 1985

I'm sorry about my recent joke about Ethiopia.  I actually didn't mean to
post any joke, but then I figured I'd be guilty of "the pot calling the
kettle black."  I am sorry now it was the first joke that came to mind.

And now in an effort to offend lots more people (especially Jewish American
Princesses)...

Ubj znal w.n.c.f qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtugohyo?
Gjb, bar gb ubyq gur Qvrg Crcfv, naq bar gb pnyy Qnnnnqql.

Jung qbrf n w.n.c. znxr sbe qvaare?
Erfreingvbaf.

Jul qbrf n w.n.c. jrne n tbyq qvncuentz?
Fb ure oblsevraq jvyy guvax ur vf pbzvat vagb zbarl.

Jung vf n w.n.c.'f snibevgr jvar? 
V jnag gb tb gb Zvnnnnnzzzzzvvvvv.

Jung guerr jbeqf jvyy n w.n.c. arire urne?
"Nggragvba X-zneg fubccref"

Jul qbrf n w.n.c. pybfr ure rlrf qhevat frk?
Fb fur pna snagnfvmr nobhg fubccvat.

Jung vf n w.n.c.'f snibevgr frkhny cbfvgvba?
Snpvat Oybbzvatqnyr'f.

Ubj pna lbh gryy jura n w.n.c. unf na betnfz?
Fur qebcf ure anvy svyr.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra Wryy-b naq n w.n.c.?
Wryy-b jvttyrf jura lbh rng vg.

Jung qb lbh pnyy n w.n.c.'f jngreorq?
Gur Qrnq Frn (Ynxr Cynpvq vf nyfb BX).