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From: mathnews@watdcsu.UUCP (mathNEWS)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: deadbabies
Message-ID: <1050@watdcsu.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 1-Mar-85 15:20:47 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  1 15:20:47 1985
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Summary: 

>>I said they were sick. Does anyone else know any good dead
>>baby jokes?
>
>As a matter of fact, I do.

I've actually never heard a GOOD dead baby joke, but I have my own
collection anyway.

And now for the joke:

Why do babies have soft spots on the top of their heads?























So you can pick them up five at a time!

Don't shoot!

                                                   dwarf

-- 
"Damn the integrals, full speed ahead!"

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