Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 7/1/84; site wuphys.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!mgnetp!we53!busch!wuphys!fek From: fek@wuphys.UUCP (Frank Kramer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Things are not always as they seem. Message-ID: <231@wuphys.UUCP> Date: Tue, 5-Mar-85 22:35:02 EST Article-I.D.: wuphys.231 Posted: Tue Mar 5 22:35:02 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Mar-85 03:51:51 EST References: <279@nmtvax.UUCP> Organization: Physics Dept., Washington Univ. in St. Louis Lines: 27 Here's another one in the same artery... One bright sunny morning this farmer trapses out to the barn to milk the cow. He sits down upon his milking and begins (milking). Shortly, the cow raises her left hind leg and kicks the bucket over, spilling the milk. So the farmer, being the ingenious person that he is, finds a short piece of rope and ties the offending leg to the stall wall. Again he start milking. The cow then raises her right hind leg and kicks the bucket over once more. The farmer finds another piece of rope and ties the other leg down. Again he starts milking. Shortly, the cow swishes her tail and again the bucket is spilled. The farmer sighs heavily and finds another piece of rope. He takes the rope and ties one end to the cow's tail, the other to the stall ceiling. With this done, the farmer finishes his milking without further interuption. By this time, his bladder beckons and he goes behind the cow and relieves himself. Just as he is zipping his pants, into the barn walks his wife....... Moral..... Things aren't always as they seem. Frank All that glitters is not gold. All who wander are not lost.