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From: sommers@topaz.ARPA (Liz Sommers)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Ask MamaLiz
Message-ID: <855@topaz.ARPA>
Date: Sun, 3-Mar-85 22:24:41 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar  3 22:24:41 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 6-Mar-85 04:07:51 EST
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Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
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Mamaliz responds:

drivel

> -----------------------begin forwarded message---------------------------
> Dear MamaLiz,
> 
> We just got a new machine where I work.  The vendor's field service
> engineer now assigned to our site turned out to be competent and
> knowledgeable, and also happened to be a strikingly gorgeous woman.  I fell
> in love almost immediately.  Being in the same room with her made me feel
> young again...  
> 
drivel

> I felt a sinking
> sadness when the machine was installed and she returned to her normal
> schedule - away from me...

more obnoxious drivel about breaking machinery

> 
> I've been trying to resist the temptation to do such things again, but
> it's getting harder and harder.  I don't dare tell anyone about this.  I'm
> scared that I'm not going to be able to stop.  I must not be the only one
> with this problem - surely you have some idea what I can do.  Please,
> please help me!
> 
> gratefully awaiting your advice,
> Overcome by the Field Service Blues
> 

Dear Overcome,

Mamaliz is sorry that she took so long to answer your message.  Let
us just say that she was researching the subject of yearning.

After extensive research into your complaint, I can only suggest
that you stop installing Dec equipment and fall in lust with your
Sun CE.  After this you should buy lots more Sun equipment.  After
all, your Suns are averaging one fried board per week.  

Or you could just stop lusting after people and go back to your true
love - bitmaps.

Helpfully?
Mamaliz
-- 
liz sommers
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