Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 8/28/84; site lll-crg.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!gymble!lll-crg!azevedo From: azevedo@lll-crg.ARPA (Stephen Azevedo) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive wise-crack responses...Subject: Offensive wise-crack responses... Message-ID: <434@lll-crg.ARPA> Date: Tue, 5-Mar-85 20:17:39 EST Article-I.D.: lll-crg.434 Posted: Tue Mar 5 20:17:39 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Mar-85 09:08:51 EST Distribution: net Organization: Lawrence Livermore Labs, CRG group Lines: 29 *** ERCYNPR GUVF YVAR JVGU LBHE zbgure. *** Fheryl fbzrbar bhg gurer unf pbzcvyrq n yvfg bs jvfr-penpx lrf-naq-ab nafjref gb fghcvq dhrfgvbaf. V'ir orra hfvat gur barf orybj naq trggvat gverq bs gurz. Nssvezngvir: Vf n sebt'f nff jngre-gvtug? Qbrf n bar-yrttrq qhpx fjvz va n pvepyr? Vf gur Cbcr Pngubyvp? Qbrf n fanxr qent vgf qvpx? Qbrf n orne fuvg va gur jbbqf? Artngvir: Qbrf n puvpxra unir yvcf? Vf gur Cbcr Wrjvfu? Bs pbhefr, lbh pna crezhgr gurfr nal jnl lbh jnag (r.t. Qbrf gur Cbcr qent uvf qvpx? rgp.) ohg rira gung trgf byq. Nyfb, qbrf nalobql xabj nal bgure nafjref gb gur dhrfgvba "Tbggn zngpu?" orfvqrf gur sbyybjvat: "Zl nff naq lbhe snpr." "Lbhe oerngu naq n ohssnyb sneg." Jung bguref unir lbh pbzr hc jvgu? Vs guvf unf orra unfurq bhg orsber, vf gurer n yvfg? Gunaxf va nqinapr, V xarj V pbhyq pbhag ba lbh. Fgrir Nmrirqb (nmrirqb@yyy-pet)