Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watarts.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watarts!dharris From: dharris@watarts.UUCP (Dave Harris) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Orphaned Response Message-ID: <8315@watarts.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 12:31:51 EST Article-I.D.: watarts.8315 Posted: Sun Mar 10 12:31:51 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 11-Mar-85 04:40:44 EST References: <153@ISM780.UUCP> Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 19 >>>>>> Fishermen do it for the halibut. >>>>> Not tonight, I have a haddock... >>>>But, if she's pregnant, is it an act of cod? >>>No, but she may be a bit of a Pratt :-) >>Remember, she might have done it on porpoise. >Probably. S'had a superb bass, and I've been herring >rumors that Salmon Bob flounder to be a tuna fun -- >until she gave them both the crabs! They were prawn to them anyway. And never forget: you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. -- - Dave Harris, Arts Computing Office University of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, Canada "I would have you know that I am Toad, the Terror of the Countryside, the Scourge of Bargewomen! Keep your stupid little barge! I prefer riding!"