Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site sdcc3.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcc3!fritzz From: fritzz@sdcc3.UUCP (fritzz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: why deadbabies aren't funny Message-ID: <2739@sdcc3.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 13:37:03 EST Article-I.D.: sdcc3.2739 Posted: Wed Mar 6 13:37:03 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Mar-85 04:22:56 EST References: <7500166@uokvax.UUCP> <2712@sdcc3.UUCP> <1050@watdcsu.UUCP> Reply-To: fritzz@sdcc3.UUCP (fritzz) Organization: UCLJ CC Consulting Office Lines: 22 Summary: >Why do babies have soft spots on the top of their heads? about 40 blank lines...... >So you can pick them up five at a time! This joke was conclusivly proven to be not funny by professor Kennelworth. I think the proof ran something along the lines of it not being really possible or practical to pick up babies five at a time this way since none of the soft spots are ever in the same place. Since it would take extraordinary amounts of time to locate the soft spots and then arrange the babies so that five of them can be carried with one hand, it is much more feasible to just dump them into a shopping cart and move them around that way..... As i said, not funny. -- ihnp4--\ fritzz the Zebra decvax--\ akgua----\ "Do what you want to do" dcdwest---\ bachvax----\ ucbvax-------- sdcsvax -- sdcc3 -- fritzz