Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!unc!mcnc!decvax!tektronix!reed!houts From: houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts) Newsgroups: net.poems,net.religion,net.religion.christian Subject: A Song About the Cheese Emporium Message-ID: <1060@reed.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Mar-85 19:44:34 EST Article-I.D.: reed.1060 Posted: Thu Mar 7 19:44:34 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 10-Mar-85 05:22:46 EST References: <405@terak.UUCP> Reply-To: houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 46 Keywords: linoleum,taco,Bertolt Brecht Xref: watmath net.poems:808 net.religion:5916 net.religion.christian:386 All: "'Cheese is Nice' Superstore", Parking in rear, please use other door. "'Cheese is Nice' Superstore", You'll find the cheese that you're looking for. Mrs. Schmutz (satisfied customer): "After seeing their selection I just don't understand how you could go to any other store in the land. Mozzarella, cheddar, swiss, brie, cream, jack, or blue, their well-trained salespeople find the right cheese for you." (First Chorus) The Manager: "Come on down today to join our Grand Celebration, we're the first store of the kind that uses mass refrigeration! We've got your kinda cheese.... We've got your kinda cheese.... We've got your kinda cheese.... We've got your kinda -- All: Cheese is nice, Cheese is nice, Monterey jack at only half the price! Cheese is nice, Cheese is nice, Buy by the block or the single slice! -- Bill Houts (a.k.a. Captain Chaos) Cosmic Color Control tektronix!reed!houts "I claim to be the Kleenex reborn."