Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!psuvax1!burdvax!sjuvax!7995pk13 From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Mathmematicians (Offensive) Message-ID: <922@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Mar-85 10:32:42 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.922 Posted: Fri Mar 1 10:32:42 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 3-Mar-85 05:04:40 EST Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch) Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA. Lines: 19 This joke might offend any mathematicians out there. (I certainlt hope it does) How did the Mathematician cure his constipation??? He worked it out with a pencil. (Now we know why mathematicians don't chew on pencils like the rest of us) -- Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's Univ. {allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!7995pk13 Phila., Pa. Where do birds go when it rains ? ================================================================================