Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site cbneb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbsck!cbneb!adm From: adm@cbneb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Worst song titles Message-ID: <3017@cbneb.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Mar-85 10:23:00 EST Article-I.D.: cbneb.3017 Posted: Fri Mar 8 10:23:00 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Mar-85 10:21:45 EST Sender: adm@cbneb.UUCP Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, OHIO Lines: 9 Nf-ID: #N:cbnap:19300002:000:265 Nf-From: cbnap!whp Mar 8 08:59:00 1985 How 'bout worst song titles? Two of my favorites are: "Don't hit your grandmother with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind", and "I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back in bed as I cried over you". (Honest, these are real songs!) Any others?