Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watdcsu.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watdcsu!mathnews From: mathnews@watdcsu.UUCP (mathNEWS) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Orphaned Response Message-ID: <1099@watdcsu.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Mar-85 23:31:16 EST Article-I.D.: watdcsu.1099 Posted: Sun Mar 10 23:31:16 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 11-Mar-85 05:02:23 EST References: <153@ISM780.UUCP> <8315@watarts.UUCP> Reply-To: mathnews@watdcsu.UUCP (mathNEWS) Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 26 Summary: >>>>>>> Fishermen do it for the halibut. >>>>>> Not tonight, I have a haddock... >>>>>But, if she's pregnant, is it an act of cod? >>>>No, but she may be a bit of a Pratt :-) >>>Remember, she might have done it on porpoise. >>Probably. S'had a superb bass, and I've been herring >>rumors that Salmon Bob flounder to be a tuna fun -- >>until she gave them both the crabs! >They were prawn to them anyway. > >And never forget: you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Whaddya mean you can't tuna fish? You can tuna fish, but only to scale! dwarf -- "Damn the integrals, full speed ahead!" mathNEWS--the math student newspaper at the University of Waterloo {allegra|clyde|linus|inhp4|decvax}!watmath!water!watdcsu!mathnews UUCP mathnews%watdcsu@waterloo.csnet CSNET mathnews@watdcsu NETNORTH