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Subject: Witty and Intricate Joke
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Date: Wed, 6-Mar-85 20:04:08 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar  6 20:04:08 1985
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     There was once a young man who was very fond of illicit vegetable
matter that is commonly smoked to get high. Anyway, one day, while he
was cleaning his stash of extremely potent stuff ( high oil content) he
was called to the phone.  His friend, who had already consumed a great
portion of the matter thought he would help out in the cleaning.
Unfortunately, he was new to the game so he tried to separte the stems
and seeds by cleaning the pot with a soap solution. Needless to say,
when the hero of our story returned from the phone he was extrely upset,
to say the least.  However, he didn't have time to cry since the phone
call informed him that his wife's car had broken down and he had to go
out to help her fix it. He scooped up the messy bag of soapy resinous
canibis and drove out to the broken down car. When he arrived he 
immediately realized that the car had run out of oil. Unfortunately, he
didn't have any oil, but he did have the bag of greasy marijuana. He put
the wet pot into the cars engine and started up the car. It ran fine
until it exploded a quarter mile down the road.  

       There is a moral. You know what it is?


- A washed pot never oils.

yeah!!!! I've always wanted to do that to a great many people. 

                          Andy Bindman