Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site diku.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!diku!kimcm From: kimcm@diku.UUCP (Kim Christian Madsen.) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Just some silly jokes... Message-ID: <806@diku.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Mar-85 13:19:53 EST Article-I.D.: diku.806 Posted: Mon Mar 4 13:19:53 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Mar-85 11:37:53 EST Organization: DIKU, U of Copenhagen, DK Lines: 31 A well known sociologist is speaking at a conference for women, the subject was: "The explosive increase in world population" - Somewhere on this planet a woman delivers a child every minute night and day... What can we do about it ??? - Find her and stop her. Was the answer from one of the listeners. ------- "Sir", said the beggar, "can you spare fifty dollars for a cup of coffee?" to the gentleman. "Fifty dollars for a cup of coffe, one should be sufficient", answered the gentleman. "I know", said the beggar "but coffee always makes me horny" ------- Everytime I breathe a human is dying said the young woman thoughtfully. Ever tried toothpaste, was the answer. ------- The young couple drove out into the country in the dusk. The moon rose over the open fields, and he began to think that the night was made for love. Suddely she said: - Do you think you can drive with just one hand? His heart was booming and hopefully he said: - Eh, yeah, hrmmm I could easily do so. - Fine, she said, I've brought an apple for you. ------- A newfie peasant had two horses, but he couldn't distinguish them, so he cut off the tail of one horse, however it grew out again. Then he decided to see how high they were and then he found that the black horse was two inches higher than the white one. -- Kim Chr. Madsen Datalogisk Institut (Institute of Datalogy) University of Copenhagen {decvax,philabs,seismo}!mcvax!diku!kimcm