Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site lsuc.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!lsuc!msb From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.consumers Subject: Amusing ad Message-ID: <473@lsuc.UUCP> Date: Sat, 2-Mar-85 15:04:45 EST Article-I.D.: lsuc.473 Posted: Sat Mar 2 15:04:45 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Mar-85 16:21:18 EST Reply-To: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader) Organization: Law Society of Upper Canada, Toronto Lines: 17 Xref: utcs net.jokes:10523 net.consumers:1871 Summary: While I was ripping out the cardboard advertising pages from my copy of the local edition of TV Guide, I accidentally read one of them. It was an advertisement for all-plastic playing cards. The text begins.... Play with cards that last a lifetime! These beautifully designed cards are made to last - they won't fray or warp! Use them again and again! And, yes, it ends.... 90-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! Posted by Mark Brader. I'm going to send it to Consumer Reports's "Selling It", too.