Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site nmtvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!cmcl2!lanl!unmvax!unm-cvax!nmtvax!williamg From: williamg@nmtvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Christian Irreligion Message-ID: <339@nmtvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Mar-85 13:14:06 EST Article-I.D.: nmtvax.339 Posted: Thu Mar 7 13:14:06 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 11-Mar-85 05:23:25 EST References: <> <> Reply-To: williamg@nmtvax.UUCP (Willam O'Gallagher) Organization: New Mexico Tech, Socorro Lines: 25 Summary: Distribution: Moo! One day last summer i was sunning myself on the shores of Elephant Butte Reservoir (this is a real place), and I saw Jesus and Moses out for a stroll on the beach discussiong the times past. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I wonder if the old magic still works?" With that he stretched his staff over the waters and split the lake right down the middle. He walked over to the other side and the Lake splashed in be- hind him. "Come on, Jesus!" He shouted across the water. So Jesus set out to try and cross the lake, but with his first step he sank to the bottom *splash*! He hopped out and shook himself off and set himself to the task. His second attempt was as wet as the first. He got out and said, "This time I'll really do it." As he was about to place his foot on the water for the third time Moses shouted out to him from across the lake; "Jesus! Your feet, your feet!" "what's wrong with my feet?" he shouted back. "They're leaking!" send any flames via mail -- Lawn Care, Shred {lanl!unmvax!unm-cvax!nmtvax!williamg} [The opinions expressed herein are my own. Permission for publication granted.] "Computer theft is a crime! Prosecuters will be violated."