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From: williamg@nmtvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Christian Irreligion
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Date: Thu, 7-Mar-85 13:14:06 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  7 13:14:06 1985
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Moo!
   One day last summer i was sunning myself on the shores of Elephant 
Butte Reservoir (this is a real place), and I saw Jesus and Moses out
for a stroll on the beach discussiong the times past. Moses turned to 
Jesus and said, "I wonder if the old magic still works?" With that he
stretched his staff over the waters and split the lake right down the
middle. He walked over to the other side and the Lake splashed in be-
hind him. "Come on, Jesus!" He shouted across the water. So Jesus set 
out to try and cross the lake, but with his first step he sank to the
bottom *splash*! He hopped out and shook himself off and set himself
to the task. His second attempt was as wet as the first. He got out 
and said, "This time I'll really do it."
   As he was about to place his foot on the water for the third time
Moses shouted out to him from across the lake; "Jesus! Your feet, your
feet!" 
   "what's wrong with my feet?" he shouted back.
   "They're leaking!"

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