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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer)
Newsgroups: net.comics
Subject: CRISIS on infinite net contributers...
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Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 00:02:07 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 00:02:07 1985
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What's all this, then, about alternate Universes being destroyed?  Sounds
pretty silly to me.  We all *KNOW* that none of the really *IMPORTANT* ones
will buy the fa...  huh?  What's that glowing light in the kitchen?  And
who's this guy in the funny suit whining "You in big trouble now, Bwana!" ?
Hey, my TV's dissolving!  And my back issues of ACM journals!

MY GOD!  MY CLAREMONT/BYRNE X-MEN HAVE BEEN MUNCHED!  ARRGGHHHHH!

*************************************** beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Yes, it's "Crisis on Infinite Net Contributers"!  Who will be the next to
go?  Jerry Boyajian?  Bill Hsu?  Oz?  Does STARGATE have anything to do with
it?  Waugh!

Death be not stupid....

		   "Now, for the LAST TIME, old man, WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?"
	"And as I told you *already*, sir, I'm SELF-EMPLOYED and PROUD OF IT!"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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