Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uiucuxc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!falk From: falk@uiucuxc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: balls Message-ID: <34400034@uiucuxc.UUCP> Date: Mon, 7-Jan-85 16:53:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucuxc.34400034 Posted: Mon Jan 7 16:53:00 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 9-Jan-85 03:32:15 EST References: <326@utai.UUCP> Lines: 16 Nf-ID: #R:utai:-32600:uiucuxc:34400034:000:497 Nf-From: uiucuxc!falk Jan 7 15:53:00 1985 {} From the "strange but true" department: A few years ago a friend of mine was stopped by a sheriff while speeding merrily down an interstate in Wisconsin. Wanting to make light of the situation, when the sheriff came up to her car she said: "Don't tell me, you're selling tickets to the Policeman's Ball" To which he dutifully replied: "No m'am, Sheriffs don't have balls" She smiled and said "Oh?" He blushed, turned away, went back to his patrol car and left without giving her a ticket!