Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ho95b.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxj!houxm!ho95b!ran From: ran@ho95b.UUCP (RANeinast) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YALBJ Message-ID: <291@ho95b.UUCP> Date: Fri, 11-Jan-85 10:05:50 EST Article-I.D.: ho95b.291 Posted: Fri Jan 11 10:05:50 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 12-Jan-85 05:46:48 EST Organization: AT&T-Bell Labs, Holmdel, NJ Lines: 35 Q: How many employees from Smith, Barney does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. At Smith, Barney, they screw in light bulbs the old-fashioned way. They *turn* it. -- ". . . and shun the frumious Bandersnatch." Robert Neinast (ihnp4!ho95b!ran) AT&T-Bell Labs