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From: act@pur-phy.UUCP (Alex C. Tselis)
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Subject: Competing mothers
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Date: Wed, 16-Jan-85 02:00:59 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 16 02:00:59 1985
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Organization: Purdue Univ. Physics Dept., IN
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There were these three mothers who were each bragging about the
accomplishments of their male offspring.

The first said, "My son's an amazing boy.  Why, he went to Harvard Medical
School, and he's now chief of neurosurgery at Mount Sinai Hospital."

The second mother said, "That's nothing.  My boy was head of his class at
Yale Law School, and now he's clerking for the Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court."

The third mother countered, "Hah!  My son's working as a garbage collector
and he's queer, too."

The others were dumbstruck, "How's that any good?"

She answered, "He's got these two great roommates.  One's the head of 
Neurosurgery at Mount Sinai, and the other's clerking for the Chief Justice
of the Supreme Court."