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From: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: balls
Message-ID: <32@unc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Jan-85 11:55:05 EST
Article-I.D.: unc.32
Posted: Fri Jan 11 11:55:05 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 14-Jan-85 02:42:02 EST
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Reply-To: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black)
Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill
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Summary: 

That Policeman's Ball joke reminds me of an incident that happened
to my brother.  This is a TRUE story.

My brother was pulled over for doing 85 in a 35 zone.  The policeman
asked to see his drivers license (of course).  So my brother pulled
out his wallet, quickly flipped it open, and said,

		"Quick, Scotty, beam me up."

The policeman seemed to get a kick out of this because he just
walked back to his car and drove off, laughing.