Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site spp2.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwspp!spp2!jhull From: jhull@spp2.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: New joke category??? Message-ID: <358@spp2.UUCP> Date: Fri, 11-Jan-85 21:05:15 EST Article-I.D.: spp2.358 Posted: Fri Jan 11 21:05:15 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 14-Jan-85 04:43:39 EST References: <204@cheviot.UUCP> Reply-To: jhull@spp2.UUCP (Jeff Hull) Organization: TRW, Redondo Beach CA Lines: 38 Summary: In article <204@cheviot.UUCP> robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud) writes: >> >Now that we have had the definitive list of Confucious jokes, Light bulb jokes, >Did You Know jokes, etc etc, we would be interested to know if the following >is a new category of joke hitherto unknown outside the UK. What about a >definitive list of these??? > >What do you call a man who's been dead for 3000 years? > Pete. > What do you call a Roman Catholic who's praying? Neal. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What do you call an Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene. What do you call a baseball pitcher? Chuck. What do you call a boxer? Bruce. (Well, okay, Bruise!) What do you call a woman who has been fatally shot? Diane. -- Blessed Be, Jeff Hull ihnp4!trwrb!trwspp!spp2!jhull 13817 Yukon Ave. Hawthorne, CA 90250