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From: canopus@amdahl.UUCP (Flaming Asteroid)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Its a bad law
Message-ID: <901@amdahl.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 9-Jan-85 13:02:09 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan  9 13:02:09 1985
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> In article <216@talcott.UUCP> gjk@talcott.UUCP (Greg Kuperberg) writes:
> >Actually, the problem is much worse than that.  Almost half of us have
> >commited genocide by masturbating.
> >---
> 
> I think you are underestimating the extent of the *problem*.  According to
> the last statistics I saw, the figure is about 50% for women and over 90% 
> for men, giving a composite average of about 70% for the population.
> 
> 					Alien

    You may wish to review High School Biology on this, but I don't
    believe female masturbation destroys an egg.  Therefore, only men
    are capable of genocide on a massive scale via masturbation.  Think
    of it!  Hundreds of millions of potential infants flushed down the
    toilet in one stroke (pardon the pun)!
        [ Every sperm is sacred.... ]

    I think the 90% figure for men is valid.  I have it on good authority
    however that the other 10% are liars!!!
-- 
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