Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!edsel!bentley!hoxna!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!moriarty From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) Newsgroups: net.misc,net.flame,net.jokes Subject: Re: Psychic [sic] Predictions for 1984 Message-ID: <181@vax2.fluke.UUCP> Date: Mon, 31-Dec-84 00:15:45 EST Article-I.D.: vax2.181 Posted: Mon Dec 31 00:15:45 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 2-Jan-85 00:13:02 EST References: <173@mhuxn.UUCP> Reply-To: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) Organization: The Twilight Zone Lines: 35 Xref: watmath net.misc:7198 net.flame:7429 net.jokes:10139 Well, they weren't THAT far off... >...gorilla escapes from >NYC zoo and terrorizes the city. Close... it was George Steinbrenner, but for obvious reasons, an understandable mix-up >Burt Reynolds confesses to being in love with a 16 year old high school girl; This may be because they both share a sophmoric sense of humor. >Michael Landon will star in a TV show about a gay priest Well, he's playing an angel; but the idea of a gay angel brings up some rather interesting theological questions (in fact, the idea of a HETEROSEXUAL angel brings up some interesting theological questions...) >John Denver buried under avalanche; However, John will be stuffed and used in the next Muppet Christmas special. >Nancy Reagan is involved in helicopter crash; She decides to just stick to driving her Olds from now on... Thanks, Joe... "I must say, you look *maahvelus*." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA