Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site tektronix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!paulh From: paulh@tektronix.UUCP (Paul Hoefling) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.religion.jewish Subject: Re: Jewish Humor: Part 5 "Jewish Christians" Message-ID: <4721@tektronix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 9-Jan-85 18:57:56 EST Article-I.D.: tektroni.4721 Posted: Wed Jan 9 18:57:56 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 12-Jan-85 07:25:01 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 20 Xref: watmath net.jokes:10252 net.religion.jewish:1243 > Sammy had joined the Catholic Church on the condition that he would henceforth > obey all the laws governing Catholicism. > "Remember," warned the priest, "you are forbidden to eat meat on Fridays." > "OK, I'll remember," Sammy promised. > But the priest had reservations about the new convert, so on the following > Friday he paid a unannounced visit to the man's house. As he had somehow > guessed, the former Jew was consuming a huge steak. > "This is disgraceful!" cried the indignant priest. "Didn't you promise to > abstain from eating meat on Fridays?" > "Meat? Who's eating meat?" answered the other blandly."This is gefilteh fish." > "You must take me for a fool!" snapped the outraged priest. "How can anyone > make fish out of meat?" > "The same way you made a Catholic out of a Jew,"answered the convert smoothly. > "I sprinkled water on it!" Well, bless my sole !! -- Paul Hoefling (...!tektronix!paulh) Information Pack Rat