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From: dennisw@tekigm.UUCP (Dennis Ward)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Oxymorons
Message-ID: <259@tekigm.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 7-Jan-85 09:39:47 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  7 09:39:47 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 05:18:10 EST
Expires: Mon, 14-Jan-85 03:00:00 EST
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Reply-To: dennisw@tekigm.UUCP (Dennis Ward)
Followup-To: another Oxymoron
Distribution: net.jokes
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
Lines: 5
Keywords: USPS, fast
Summary: USPS quickens


Heard on an Oxymoronish TV show:

	Thank you for calling, the prizes you have won will be mailed
	to you post haste.