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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Signs of our times
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Date: Fri, 4-Jan-85 00:45:40 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan  4 00:45:40 1985
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Two sign which I saw recently that I thought were noteworthy.  The first was
on a red official firetruck looking vechicle.  It said:

"FOAM ATTACK UNIT"

It is a comfort for me to know that if Silver Spring Maryland is attacked by
foam, we are prepaired.

The other one is in Heardon Va and I still haven't figured out what it means.
On the side of a county road is a sign that says:

"CAUTION:  COW IN CREEK"

			You figure it out!

				OZ
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