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From: rcook@uiucuxc.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: peanuts
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Date: Tue, 1-Jan-85 15:33:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan  1 15:33:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucuxc!rcook    Jan  1 14:33:00 1985

A pastor went to visit one of his members in his congregation.
There in front of him on the coffee table was a small bowl of peanuts.
As the pastor visited, the peanuts soon disapeared.  Peanuts were his
favorite snack food, and he had realized he had devoured all of the hosts
peanuts during there visit.  "Dear Isabel, I am dreadfully sorry!  I have
eaten all of your delicious peanuts!"
"Oh, yes.  Peanuts are so hard to stop eating, I have that problem myself.
But, my biggest problem is sucking all the chocolate off first!!!"