Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!cepu!ucla-cs!korfhage From: korfhage@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Amusing Personals Ad Message-ID: <3329@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Sat, 19-Jan-85 16:10:23 EST Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.3329 Posted: Sat Jan 19 16:10:23 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 06:28:29 EST Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department Lines: 22 The want ads in the LA Weekly are sometimes good for a laugh. Here's an unusual personals ad (not mine! I don't do these sort of things!) that appeared recently : Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more imbittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible). Well, at least he sounds honest. -- Willard -- --------------------------- Willard Korfhage ARPA : korfhage@ucla-ats UUCP : {ucbvax,ihnp4,randvax,trwrb!trwspp,ism780}!ucla-cs!korfhage