Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site yale.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!yale!stone From: stone@yale.ARPA (Larry Stone) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: talking cars (warning: offensive to ghetto dwellers) Message-ID: <2@yale.ARPA> Date: Sun, 6-Jan-85 20:51:25 EST Article-I.D.: yale.2 Posted: Sun Jan 6 20:51:25 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 8-Jan-85 07:52:01 EST Distribution: net Organization: Yale University CS Dept., New Haven CT Lines: 7 The new Cadillacs also have a built-in voice. Usually, it warns you in a friendly way, "Your door is not closed." There is a special version, though, that is built to be sold in ghetto areas. When you try to start it, it says, "Someone stole yo' battery!" :-) -- larry yale!stone - )