Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-sally.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!ut-sally!roth From: roth@ut-sally.UUCP (Mark Roth) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: elephant jokes Message-ID: <659@ut-sally.UUCP> Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 10:44:11 EST Article-I.D.: ut-sally.659 Posted: Fri Jan 18 10:44:11 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 21-Jan-85 01:46:08 EST Distribution: net Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas Lines: 16 We haven't had many elephant jokes lately.... so Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a plum? A: They're both purple except for the elephant! Q: What did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming? A: Here come the elephants! Q: What did Jane say? A: Here come the plums! (She was colorblind.)