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From: techpub@mhuxt.UUCP (mcgrew)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Amusing Personals Ad
Message-ID: <534@mhuxt.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 21-Jan-85 13:28:49 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 21 13:28:49 1985
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> The want ads in the LA Weekly are sometimes good for a laugh. Here's an
> unusual personals ad (not mine! I don't do these sort of things!) that
> appeared recently :
> 
> 	Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate
> 	but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll
> 	talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more
> 	than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll
> 	realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our
> 	separate ways, more imbittered and depressed than before (if such
> 	a thing is possible).
> 
> 
> Well, at least he sounds honest.
> 
>        -- Willard
> -- 
> ---------------------------
>    Willard Korfhage
> 
>    ARPA : korfhage@ucla-ats
>    UUCP : {ucbvax,ihnp4,randvax,trwrb!trwspp,ism780}!ucla-cs!korfhage


Does Jeff Sargent live in the LA area? :-)



                              "What did ya do with your burder and your cross?
                                     Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?

                               You and I know that a burden and a cross,
                                     can only be carried on one man's back..."


                                        - Louden Wainwright III

Melanie Accomando
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