Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site pur-phy.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:pur-phy!act From: act@pur-phy.UUCP (Alex C. Tselis) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Competing mothers Message-ID: <1592@pur-phy.UUCP> Date: Wed, 16-Jan-85 02:00:59 EST Article-I.D.: pur-phy.1592 Posted: Wed Jan 16 02:00:59 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 17-Jan-85 12:53:10 EST Distribution: net Organization: Purdue Univ. Physics Dept., IN Lines: 18 There were these three mothers who were each bragging about the accomplishments of their male offspring. The first said, "My son's an amazing boy. Why, he went to Harvard Medical School, and he's now chief of neurosurgery at Mount Sinai Hospital." The second mother said, "That's nothing. My boy was head of his class at Yale Law School, and now he's clerking for the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court." The third mother countered, "Hah! My son's working as a garbage collector and he's queer, too." The others were dumbstruck, "How's that any good?" She answered, "He's got these two great roommates. One's the head of Neurosurgery at Mount Sinai, and the other's clerking for the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court."