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From: ark@alice.UUCP (Andrew Koenig)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: JIR comment on breastfeeding
Message-ID: <3289@alice.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 18:53:07 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 15 18:53:07 1985
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Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill
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The JIR (Journal of Irreproducible Results) had an interesting
article that described a medical student who was asked to give
five reasons that breast-feeding was better than bottle-feeding.
After thinking of only three (fairly conventional) reasons, he
came up with:

	4.  It comes in a more attractive container.

	5.  The cats can't get at it.