Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site topaz.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!topaz!josh From: josh@topaz.ARPA (J Storrs Hall) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: supposedly true story Message-ID: <237@topaz.ARPA> Date: Sat, 12-Jan-85 19:45:16 EST Article-I.D.: topaz.237 Posted: Sat Jan 12 19:45:16 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 14-Jan-85 04:13:23 EST References: <326@utai.UUCP><32@unc.UUCP> Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J. Lines: 6 In an essay answer on a Lit. exam, an Annapolis cadet wrote, "... Sancho Panza always rode on a burrow." The instructor took off for this, with the explanation, "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a future naval officer, you are expected to know the difference."