Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site prlb2.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!prlb2!ronse From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: books Message-ID: <452@prlb2.UUCP> Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 14:23:55 EST Article-I.D.: prlb2.452 Posted: Tue Jan 8 14:23:55 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 12-Jan-85 00:23:37 EST Organization: Philips Research Laboratory Brussels Lines: 11 General Westmoreland: It's Eisenhower's birthday. What can we offer him? General Patton: A book perhaps? General Westmoreland: No, he's got one of those already. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Reagan's personal library was completely destroyed by a fire. All his books burned down. There were four of them. And he had not yet finished colouring the fourth one.