Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site bgsuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: money-hungry wench Message-ID: <202@bgsuvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 17:58:20 EST Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.202 Posted: Fri Jan 18 17:58:20 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 19-Jan-85 04:27:10 EST Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH Lines: 50 In the paper last night, I read an article concerning Johnny Carson and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Joanna. Mrs. Carson is presently petetioning the California courts for an additional $6000.00 per month in temporary support from Johnny. O.K. Fine . . . FLAME ON!! The woman is presently recieving $44,600.00 per month in support from Johnny. A MONTH!!!!! She needs this additional six grand to cover the rent for her New York Fifth Avenue apartment. If she doesn't get the additional cash, she will have to continue to sell her stocks and bonds to finance her life of luxury. (Isn't life a b___h?) TIME FOR THE AFTERBURNERS!! I wish I could enlighten this self-centered, pompous, and lazy witch what it is like to actually WORK for your money!! I would gladly fly out to speak with her, and clue her in on what life is like in the middle class of society, but my arms would tire before I made it out of Ohio. She doesn't even deserve to eat in the same MacDonalds as I do. I guess I should feel sorry for her, since her original request was for over 220 grand. She must be finding it really hard to skimp by on one-fourth of what she is used to living on(pass the baloney, dahling . . . ). Her original request contained $42,000 per month for (get this) CLOTHES!! JUST CLOTHES! She also requested a $1,400 per month grocery allowance. I haven't got the foggiest idea how one person can eat that much food in one month(she must not shop at Kroger's). I would love to be her grocer. Flame off . . . If anybody happens to see this b____ at some festive gala, or just even on the street, do me a favor, will ya'? Throw some doggie poop on her $1200 designer shoes, spill your Coke on her elegant dress, knock her ass to the ground, and scream, "YOUR MAMA EATS KITTY LITTER!" Thanks in advance, Steven Schultz bgsuvax!schutlz "You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant, excepting Alice" -Arlo Guthrie