Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site cheviot.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!ukc!cheviot!robert From: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: new joke category??? Message-ID: <226@cheviot.UUCP> Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 13:38:05 EST Article-I.D.: cheviot.226 Posted: Mon Jan 14 13:38:05 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 20-Jan-85 01:01:18 EST Reply-To: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud) Organization: U. of Newcastle upon Tyne, U.K. Lines: 74Thanks for all your contributions. Here come some more... What do you call a dead man with a number plate on his head? X reg. ... a man lying across a reservoir? Adam. ... a woman being towed behind a fishing boat? Annette. ... a man with a shovel in his head? Doug. ... a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas. ... three celestial beings? Godfrey. ... a woman in a kebab shop? Donna. ... a man with a pig on his head? Ahmed. ... a man with several pigs on his head? Mohammed. ... a man with several pigs on his head dancing a jig? Sheikh Mohammed. ... a woman suffering from extreme flatulence? Gail. ... a man compiling statistics about prostitutes? Horatio. ... a man in a truck? Laurie. ... a man in a toilet with a DES chip? Lucifer. ... a man with a petrol cap behind his ear? Phil. ... a man with a wooden head? Edward. ... a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward. ... a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Blenda. That'll do for the time being (!!) Robert Stroud, Rick Brooker, Computing Laboratory, University of Newcastle upon Tyne. PS Can we think of a name or new subject line? PPS Q. What do you call a stripped down Unix implementation? (e.g. for the 1K ZX81) A. Unux Any more Unix name-alike ("mimix") jokes??