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From: chabot@amber.DEC (l s chabot)
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Subject: big kittens ("The Motionless Discussion")
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Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 14:28:44 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 14 14:28:44 1985
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I have to thank these analogies of breasts to kittens for enlightening me as to
the real difficulties of male survival in this "doggy-dog" [as the poet William
Ashbless might not put it] world.  Without these analogies, I could probably 
have no idea of the traumas involved!  But now, with the aid of yousenet, I 
think upon my experiences with kittens: a young cat of my acquaintance considers
me to be her favorite toy--when I visit her house she rips into the living room
to bite me very hard many times (she'd also like to use her claws, but they've
been amputated; I'm not sure I agree with that practice but it has saved me
from more extensive skin puncturing).  This is horrible, to think of breasts
biting men!  Of course, the reasoning that breasts should be long enough to
reach the floor of course substantiates that, like kittens, breasts must have
claws (to catch!).  And now, a terrible confession: just as in the 70s, when 
women started to discuss orgasms, it's time to come out and say I've never been
able to get them to purr.  (And what about those men out there: do yours purr?)

Of course, the breasts-as-kittens theory of course explains the pick-up line
"How would you like to come up to my room and listen to my etchings?" (I may 
have that slightly inaccurately), and the stereotypical bachelor "pad" (note
the protective connotations)  armed  with stereo: remember "Music soothes the
savage breast".

L S Chabot
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