Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: nyu notesfiles V1.1 4/1/84; site rna.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!cmcl2!rna!serge From: serge@rna.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: New joke category??? Message-ID: <43700003@rna.UUCP> Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 14:29:00 EST Article-I.D.: rna.43700003 Posted: Mon Jan 14 14:29:00 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 14-Jan-85 00:56:31 EST References: <204@cheviot.UUCP> Lines: 20 Nf-ID: #R:cheviot:-20400:rna:43700003:000:460 Nf-From: rna!serge Jan 11 14:29:00 1985 What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall? Art. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Mat. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs behind a bush? Rustle. What do you call a lepper in a hot tub? Stu. >Apologies if these have come up before and been exchanged ad-nauseam. Ditto.