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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
Newsgroups: net.misc,net.flame,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Psychic [sic] Predictions for 1984
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Date: Mon, 31-Dec-84 00:15:45 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 31 00:15:45 1984
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Well, they weren't THAT far off...
>...gorilla escapes from
>NYC zoo and terrorizes the city. 

Close... it was George Steinbrenner, but for obvious reasons, an
understandable mix-up

>Burt Reynolds confesses to being in love with a 16 year old high school girl;

This may be because they both share a sophmoric sense of humor.

>Michael Landon will star in a TV show about a gay priest

Well, he's playing an angel; but the idea of a gay angel brings up some
rather interesting theological questions (in fact, the idea of a
HETEROSEXUAL angel brings up some interesting theological questions...)
>John Denver buried under avalanche;

However, John will be stuffed and used in the next Muppet Christmas special.

>Nancy Reagan is involved in helicopter crash;

She decides to just stick to driving her Olds from now on...

Thanks, Joe...

				"I must say, you look *maahvelus*."

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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