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From: ran@ho95b.UUCP (RANeinast)
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Subject: YALBJ
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Date: Fri, 11-Jan-85 10:05:50 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 11 10:05:50 1985
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Q: How many employees from Smith, Barney does it take to screw in a light bulb?






















A: Just one.  At Smith, Barney, they screw in light bulbs the
   old-fashioned way.  They *turn* it.



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". . . and shun the frumious Bandersnatch."
       Robert Neinast (ihnp4!ho95b!ran)
       AT&T-Bell Labs