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From: jhb@zeus.UUCP (John H. Burgess)
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Subject: What do you call a ...
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Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 11:35:09 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 14 11:35:09 1985
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What is a characteristic of a person who has been shot in the head?

	Scatterbrained!


Doctor, talking to woman whose husband has been in a serious accident:

	I've got some good news and some bad news .  The good news is that 
	your husband's condition is stable.  The bad news is that he's dead.