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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: no reruns of father goose
Message-ID: <154@npois.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 10:20:29 EST
Article-I.D.: npois.154
Posted: Tue Jan  8 10:20:29 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 9-Jan-85 03:58:25 EST
Organization: ATTIS, Neptune, NJ
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     I like to read the father goose stories once in a while
but it would be nice to read a new one. I suggest no more
stories that include the following punch lines.

I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this.
Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
I've come to seize here berry, not to praise it.
The Koala tea of Mercy is never strained.
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
No soap, radio.