Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uiucuxc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!rcook From: rcook@uiucuxc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: peanuts Message-ID: <34400032@uiucuxc.UUCP> Date: Tue, 1-Jan-85 15:33:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucuxc.34400032 Posted: Tue Jan 1 15:33:00 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 3-Jan-85 01:11:23 EST Lines: 10 Nf-ID: #N:uiucuxc:34400032:000:540 Nf-From: uiucuxc!rcook Jan 1 14:33:00 1985 A pastor went to visit one of his members in his congregation. There in front of him on the coffee table was a small bowl of peanuts. As the pastor visited, the peanuts soon disapeared. Peanuts were his favorite snack food, and he had realized he had devoured all of the hosts peanuts during there visit. "Dear Isabel, I am dreadfully sorry! I have eaten all of your delicious peanuts!" "Oh, yes. Peanuts are so hard to stop eating, I have that problem myself. But, my biggest problem is sucking all the chocolate off first!!!"