Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gondor.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!akgua!psuvax1!gondor!weiss From: weiss@gondor.UUCP (Michael Weiss) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: May offend really stupid people... :^) Message-ID: <1585@gondor.UUCP> Date: Wed, 16-Jan-85 21:34:15 EST Article-I.D.: gondor.1585 Posted: Wed Jan 16 21:34:15 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 04:44:21 EST Distribution: net Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ. Lines: 53 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** (...or not.) There was this guy who really needed a job, but he had no arms. The only job left in his village was that of a bell ringer for the town church. He asked the priest for the job, but the priest expressed doubts that the poor man could do the job. The man assured the priest he could do his duties, and proceeded to demonstrate. He ran up to the bell tower and ran at the bell, hitting it with his face, and the bell rang! The priest was shocked, but the man obviously needed a job so the priest gave it to him. After a month of make the bell toll with his face, it was finally too much for the man. After one particularly beautiful tone, he staggered around the bell tower, fell off the ledge, plummeted to the ground, and died. As he fell, the mayor of the town and the priest were walking below. The man hit the ground right in front of the two. "Omigod!" cried the mayor. "Who is this poor man?" To which the priest replied... "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell." booooooo.......... -- -Michael "in the the Twilight Node" Weiss gondor!weiss - The opinions expressed herein are those of my superiors, and are not neccesarily shared by the author.