Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site trwrba.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwrba!suhre From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Quickies Message-ID: <1233@trwrba.UUCP> Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 14:55:44 EST Article-I.D.: trwrba.1233 Posted: Fri Jan 18 14:55:44 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 04:48:07 EST Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA Lines: 18 Gleaned from the Johnny Carson show a few days ago: Q: What do you give a South Dakota couple for their 25th wedding anniversary? A: An eye exam. ----- Q: What is the difference between a man from Tennessee and a chimpanzee? A: A chimpanzee doesn't eat what it picks out of its fur. ----- Q: What's the difference between a man from Texas and a three minute egg? A: A three minute egg takes two and one-half minutes longer.