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From: ron@brl-tgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie )
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Subject: Re: Mr Ed had nothing on the talking cars!
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Date: Fri, 4-Jan-85 03:02:21 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan  4 03:02:21 1985
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A friend of mine has a Datsun MAXIMA which says

	Light door is open.
	
Light Door?  What about the Reft one?
Brings to mind the speach sythesizer we did for AAI.  We programmed
an "Elmer Fuddian" speach impediment in it (inside joke) so it would
say things like
	Pwease Pwobe pin fowar

-Ron