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From: alien@gcc-opus.ARPA (Alien Wells)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: sex with sheep?1?
Message-ID: <199@gcc-opus.ARPA>
Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 11:51:25 EST
Article-I.D.: gcc-opus.199
Posted: Fri Jan 18 11:51:25 1985
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In article <237@teklds.UUCP> larryg@teklds.UUCP (Larry Gardner) writes:
>
>What is this?  Is that for real?

Why, certainly, though by most accounts it is not anywhere nearly as prevalent
as it used to be.  From what I hear (I have no personal experience), sheep 
(female sheep, that is) are the most similar sexually to human women of 
domestic animals.  Why do you think shepards were so posessive about their
sheep.

Which reminds me of a somewhat off color joke ('n' now, or forever hold
your piece).







A farm hand named Hank went out west in the days when it was wild, to a town
which was dominated by sheep herding.  When he arrived, he was distressed to
see that there were no women.  When he made friends with another hand named
Frank, he asked him:
	"Frank, where are all the women?"
	"None out here, Hank."
	"Well, what do you do for, er, release?"
	"We use the sheep."
	"WHAT?!?!?"
	"Sure, it's just as good.  Don't knock it till you try it."
Hank thought this was disgusting, but one day he decided he just couldn't
take it any more.  So, Frank showed him over to the sheep herd, he picked
out a *likely* looking ewe, and found his release.  He came back to find
Frank looking at him in horror!
	"What's wrong Frank, you were right, it's great!"
	"But, but, but, you don't understand!  You're in trouble now!"
	"But you said everyone does it?"
	"But not with Black Bart's sheep!"


Oh, well, I guess you had to be there.

					Alien