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From: stone@yale.ARPA (Larry Stone)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: talking cars (warning: offensive to ghetto dwellers)
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Date: Sun, 6-Jan-85 20:51:25 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan  6 20:51:25 1985
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The new Cadillacs also have a built-in voice.  Usually, it
warns you in a friendly way, "Your door is not closed."
There is a special version, though, that is built to be sold
in ghetto areas.  When you try to start it, it says,
"Someone stole yo' battery!"   :-)

	-- larry yale!stone  - )