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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: money-hungry wench
Message-ID: <202@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 17:58:20 EST
Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.202
Posted: Fri Jan 18 17:58:20 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 19-Jan-85 04:27:10 EST
Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH
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      In the paper last night, I read an article concerning Johnny Carson
and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Joanna.  Mrs. Carson is presently petetioning the
California courts for an additional $6000.00 per month in temporary support from
Johnny.

      O.K.  Fine . . .

      FLAME ON!!

      The woman is presently recieving $44,600.00 per month in support from
Johnny.  A MONTH!!!!!  She needs this additional six grand to cover the rent
for her New York Fifth Avenue apartment. If she doesn't get the additional cash,
she will have to continue to sell her stocks and bonds to finance her life of  
luxury.
(Isn't life a b___h?)

      TIME FOR THE AFTERBURNERS!!

      I wish I could enlighten this self-centered, pompous, and lazy witch what
it is like to actually WORK for your money!!  I would gladly fly out to speak
with her, and clue her in on what life is like in the middle class of society,
but my arms would tire before I made it out of Ohio.  She doesn't even deserve 
to eat in the same MacDonalds as I do.  I guess I should feel sorry for her, 
since her original request was for over 220 grand.  She must be finding it 
really hard to skimp by on one-fourth of what she is used to living on(pass the
baloney, dahling . . . ).  Her original request contained $42,000 per month
for (get this) CLOTHES!!  JUST CLOTHES!  She also requested a $1,400 per 
month grocery allowance.  I haven't got the foggiest idea how one person can
eat that much food in one month(she must not shop at Kroger's).  I would love
to be her grocer.

       Flame off . . .

       If anybody happens to see this b____ at some festive gala, or just even
on the street, do me a favor, will ya'?  Throw some doggie poop on her $1200
designer shoes, spill your Coke on her elegant dress, knock her ass to the 
ground, and scream, "YOUR MAMA EATS KITTY LITTER!"


        Thanks in advance,
    
        Steven Schultz
        bgsuvax!schutlz


 "You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant,
             excepting Alice"

                               -Arlo Guthrie