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From: li51x@sdcc3.UUCP (li51x)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: LBJs not found in Canonical List (i.
Message-ID: <2626@sdcc3.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 13-Jan-85 05:27:04 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 13 05:27:04 1985
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> We are currently looking for a better 
> >answer than the one provided.
> >
> >Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> >A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
> 
> A: Infinitely many, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
> --------------------------------
> Alan Filipski, UNIX group, Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ U.S.A
> {allegra | ihnp4 } ! sftig ! mot ! al
> {seismo | ihnp4 } ! ut-sally ! oakhill ! mot ! al
> --------------------------------
> We're all bozos on this bus.

None. They'd rather sit in the dark.       
(I borrowed that from "How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw
in a light bulb."
I think "sit" could be replaced with another verb for various
effects. *blush*
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