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From: jon@qusavx.UUCP (Jon Lewis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Pun and nursery rhyme
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Date: Thu, 10-Jan-85 08:59:28 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 10 08:59:28 1985
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Caution:  Bad pun ahead.  Proceed at own risk.

	Gurer bapr jnf zna jub envfrq ubefrf naq gbbx terng cevqr va
gurve nccrnenapr.  Anghenyyl rabhtu, ur orpnzr dhvgr pbaprearq jura
n snzvyl bs fcneebjf qrpvqrq gb ohvyq gurve ubzr va gur ybat, sybjvat
znar bs uvf cevmrq Nenovna.  Ur gevrq rirelguvat ur pbhyq gb trg evq
bs gur oveqf ohg zrg jvgu ab fhpprff, fb ur nccebnpurq n ergverq 
ubefr tebbzre jub unq jbexrq sbe znal n lrne va fpberf bs fgnoyrf, 
guvaxvat gung creuncf gur byq zna unq rapbhagrerq n fvzvyne ceboyrz
fbzrgvzr va gur cnfg.  Fher rabhtu, gur tebbzre fhttrfgrq fcevaxyvat
gur Nenovna'f pbng jvgu oerjre'f lrnfg naq gur irel arkg qnl, gur oveqf
jrer tbar.  Jura nfxrq gb nppbhag sbe guvf fgenatr naq zvenphybhf pher,
gur tebbzre ercyvrq, 























"Jryy, rirelbar xabjf gung lrnfg vf lrnfg naq arfg vf arfg naq arire 
gur znar funyy gjrrg." 

Abj sbe na bofprar ahefrel eulzr.


Old Mother Hubbard
 Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
 Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.