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From: naj@uiucdcs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: no reruns of father goose
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Date: Sat, 12-Jan-85 13:45:00 EST
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Posted: Sat Jan 12 13:45:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcs!naj    Jan 12 12:45:00 1985

How about the old snake story which ends...

"Better Nate than lever!"

or one which I made up (but won't include... try making something up for
yourself):

"An itch in time saves Stein."