Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site zeus.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!teklds!zeus!jhb From: jhb@zeus.UUCP (John H. Burgess) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: What do you call a ... Message-ID: <441@zeus.UUCP> Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 11:35:09 EST Article-I.D.: zeus.441 Posted: Mon Jan 14 11:35:09 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 16-Jan-85 15:29:38 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 9 What is a characteristic of a person who has been shot in the head? Scatterbrained! Doctor, talking to woman whose husband has been in a serious accident: I've got some good news and some bad news . The good news is that your husband's condition is stable. The bad news is that he's dead.