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From: waynez@houxh.UUCP (W.ZAKARAS)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: inflatable breasts
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Date: Thu, 3-Jan-85 15:24:17 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  3 15:24:17 1985
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>	In general, inflatable breasts would solve most of the problems
>and complaints that are manifested in the breast of today.
>
>	Given that cosmetic breast surgery is the most common operation
>performed in the U.S today, (yes tonsilectmies are now a close second)
>it would allow the women who feel dissatisfied with their current breast 
>situation to add or subtract from their endowment.
>
>	If a woman went out with a real breast fanatic, she could the
>woman could just pump up her breast and let him/her have a field-day.
>
>	When out jogging, the breasts could be deflated and stored
>comfortably out of the way.
>
>	For humors sake, one could be larger than the other.
>
>	When out boating, they could be inflated with air and used as a
>PFD (Personal Floatation Device).
>
>
>	Given that men can now have inflatable penises implanted,
>equality dictates that women should be offered something of comperable
>value.
>
>
>			steve A.
>
>
Just think of other popular uses,  Infalte and lift off,  an air hose could
be hooked up for scuba diving,  you could inflate a flat tire or a basketball.
Or how about for air conditioning,  maybe a compressed air tank,  even
possibly for self defense.

Sorry but I just couldn't keep quite anymore.

WayneZ...