Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/12/84; site mit-hermes.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!mit-hermes!jpexg From: jpexg@mit-hermes.ARPA (John Purbrick) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Re: Its a bad law Message-ID: <2277@mit-hermes.ARPA> Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 15:23:50 EST Article-I.D.: mit-herm.2277 Posted: Tue Jan 8 15:23:50 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 11-Jan-85 07:20:04 EST References: <727@loral.UUCP> <216@talcott.UUCP> <181@gcc-opus.ARPA> Organization: The MIT AI Lab, Cambridge, MA Lines: 17 In article <216@talcott.UUCP> gjk@talcott.UUCP (Greg Kuperberg) writes: >Actually, the problem is much worse than that. Almost half of us have >commited genocide by masturbating. >--- > I think you are underestimating the extent of the *problem*. According to > the last statistics I saw, the figure is about 50% for women and over 90% > for men, giving a composite average of about 70% for the population. I > don't have the reference handy, though. I thought the Masters and Johnson > was right here next to my Knuth ... I guess Tom Westberg must have borrowed > it ... > > Alien No, no, no--Onan "spilled his seed upon the ground" but a woman gets one seed a month; use it or lose it, but losing it isn't genocide no matter what else she gets up to.