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From: paulh@tektronix.UUCP (Paul Hoefling)
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Subject: Re: Jewish Humor: Part 5 "Jewish Christians"
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Date: Wed, 9-Jan-85 18:57:56 EST
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> Sammy had joined the Catholic Church on the condition that he would henceforth
> obey all the laws governing Catholicism.
> "Remember," warned the priest, "you are forbidden to eat meat on Fridays."
> "OK, I'll remember," Sammy promised.
> But the priest had reservations about the new convert, so on the following
> Friday he paid a unannounced visit to the man's house. As he had somehow
> guessed, the former Jew was consuming a huge steak.
> "This is disgraceful!" cried the indignant priest. "Didn't you promise to
> abstain from eating meat on Fridays?"
> "Meat? Who's eating meat?" answered the other blandly."This is gefilteh fish."
> "You must take me for a fool!" snapped the outraged priest. "How can anyone
> make fish out of meat?"
> "The same way you made a Catholic out of a Jew,"answered the convert smoothly.
> "I sprinkled water on it!"

Well, bless my sole !!
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Paul Hoefling   (...!tektronix!paulh)
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