Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site harvard.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!albert From: albert@harvard.ARPA (David Albert) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: no reruns of father goose Message-ID: <289@harvard.ARPA> Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 08:59:41 EST Article-I.D.: harvard.289 Posted: Mon Jan 14 08:59:41 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 16-Jan-85 16:16:48 EST References: <154@npois.UUCP> <9900321@uiucdcs.UUCP> Organization: Aiken Computation Laboratory, Harvard Lines: 17 > or one which I made up (but won't include... try making something up for > yourself): > > "An itch in time saves Stein." Isaac Asimov did this one best; the story concerns a man, Mr. Stein, who robs a bank, jumps into a time machine, and re-emerges seven years later (after the statute of limitations has expired). They arrest him anyway, but the judge's verdict is "A niche in time saves Stein." -- "...sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." David Albert ihnp4!ut-sally!harvard!albert (albert@harvard.ARPA)