Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watcgl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!drforsey From: drforsey@watcgl.UUCP (Dave Forsey) Newsgroups: net.jokes,wat.grad.cs Subject: Memos Message-ID: <1018@watcgl.UUCP> Date: Sun, 20-Jan-85 19:19:16 EST Article-I.D.: watcgl.1018 Posted: Sun Jan 20 19:19:16 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 21-Jan-85 01:42:37 EST Distribution: net Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 25 Xref: watmath net.jokes:10366 wat.grad.cs:193 I suppose it's about the noise. Yes it does sound like a cat being strangled. I am afraid it is Caruthers again. Well he did lose 4 hours of pure thought in the last system crash. Eloquent too, if he is to be believed. After he put his fist through the crt, the other chaps barricaded him in his cubical. I had a go at sedating him, but he saw the sun reflecting off the scope - so I only winged him with the horse tranquilizer dart. He pulled it out of his arm and nailed Johnson. Johnson will be back Tuesday. Yes we tried that. Wilson threw a girlie magazine in, but Caruthers only tore it up. When I last saw him, he was eating his IBM manuals. This is usually the last stage, he'll quiet down shortly. That's all right, in the meantime he can use Johnson's tube. (author unknown, but you can try accusing my friend Malcolm Tobias, who sent me this with a Christmas card. )