Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site moscom.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!rochester!ritcv!moscom!de From: de@moscom.UUCP (Dave Esan) Newsgroups: net.misc,net.games.trivia Subject: Dirty song Message-ID: <303@moscom.UUCP> Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 21:35:56 EST Article-I.D.: moscom.303 Posted: Tue Jan 15 21:35:56 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 20-Jan-85 00:37:51 EST Distribution: net Organization: MOSCOM Corp, E Rochester, NY, USA Lines: 87 Xref: watmath net.misc:7308 net.games.trivia:1514 I posted a request for a song to the net a while ago. Imagine my surprise when this version arrived in the mail. My great thanks to the Jr. CAP in Oregon (whose name is lost in the mass of hardcopy on my desk) who mailed this to me. The tune I learned was that of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". I am still looking for a good bawdy song book. Thanks again. Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. They came upon a wayside inn Taboo, Taboo, And kicked the fucking door right in Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. The innkeeper had a daughter (or maiden) fair Taboo, Taboo, With rosy cheeks (or teats) and long blonde hair Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. They tied her to a featherbed Taboo, Taboo, And fucked her till she was nearly dead Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. The innkeeper, he was so ashamed (?) Taboo, Taboo, He fucked her back to life again Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. And then he got his trusty gun Taboo, Taboo, And shot their balls off one by one Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. Three German soldiers went to Hell Taboo, Taboo, And fucked the Devil's wife as well Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. The daughter lives in London-town Taboo, Taboo, She'll suck your cock for half a pound Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo. The moral of the story is Taboo, Taboo, Don't get fucked in a feather bed Taboo, Taboo, Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine To fuck the women and drink the wine, And they all said 'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.