Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!mcnc!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Mr Ed had nothing on the talking cars! Message-ID: <320@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 4-Jan-85 00:43:18 EST Article-I.D.: rlgvax.320 Posted: Fri Jan 4 00:43:18 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 7-Jan-85 02:22:05 EST Distribution: net Organization: CCI, Federal Sales Office Lines: 18 Recently I had the opportunity to ride in a 1984 Dodge that had the voice option. I was a little amused by two things that it said. First when we got into the car this male voice told me: "A DOOR, IS A JAR" It reminded me of a Gertrude Stein poem! The voice endeared itself to me when it told me some very exciting news. Just before my friend started to drive off the male voice announced: "PARKING BREAK IS ENGAGED" Congratulations! I hope it is to the automatic transmission. They make such a lovely couple. OZ seismo!rlgvax