Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uokvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uokvax!emjej From: emjej@uokvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Help with Satire Requested Message-ID: <7500165@uokvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 14:25:00 EST Article-I.D.: uokvax.7500165 Posted: Tue Jan 15 14:25:00 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 18-Jan-85 02:24:41 EST Lines: 19 Nf-ID: #N:uokvax:7500165:000:600 Nf-From: uokvax!emjej Jan 15 13:25:00 1985 ["You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is, and he says 'roff! roff!' I'll have to...] Wanted: help writing lyrics to go with this chorus-- (apologies to Ray Wylie Hubbard and Jerry Jeff, although anyone who would do to "Blowin' In The Wind" what Jerry Jeff did certainly appreciates satire...) Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your son so well; He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh, Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell... (Where's he livin'? Cupertino, California, USA...) James Jones