Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site harvard.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!albert From: albert@harvard.ARPA (David Albert) Newsgroups: net.games.rogue Subject: Re: Hack question Message-ID: <300@harvard.ARPA> Date: Thu, 17-Jan-85 13:16:04 EST Article-I.D.: harvard.300 Posted: Thu Jan 17 13:16:04 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 20-Jan-85 06:15:50 EST References: <4885@fortune.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Aiken Computation Laboratory, Harvard Lines: 37 > Dear Abby, > Whenever I eat tainted meat, I die of food poisoning. I have unsucessfully > tried many things to get around this atrocity. Can you help me figure this > out? > Sincerely yours, > Satiated. Dear Satiated, I am glad that you asked me this question while there is still time to do something about it. So many people carry their problems with them and never get help; this practice can result in injury or death not just to the person involved, but to his or her loved ones. In all matrimonial relationships there is the problem of stress, and unfortunately many people deal with their tensions by overeating. Some of them have been known to *carry food around with them, thus letting it spoil in the hot sun, instead of eating it immediately while it is fresh*. Others eat poisonous food, such as *kobold pie or acid-blob soup*, without regard for the potential dangers. One possible remedy for all these woes is to provide the overeater with *a good dose of medicine.* I truly hope that this advice may help you and yours in your times of trouble. Sincerely, Abby -- "...sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." David Albert ihnp4!ut-sally!harvard!albert (albert@harvard.ARPA)