Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site water.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!water!emneufeld From: emneufeld@water.UUCP (Animal D.H.) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Big Breasts Message-ID: <194@water.UUCP> Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 15:35:38 EST Article-I.D.: water.194 Posted: Tue Jan 8 15:35:38 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 9-Jan-85 02:10:34 EST Distribution: net Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 23 One man has said "Big Breasts are like footballs." Another has said "I have never seen a breast except with my lips wrapped around it." I have seen one set of breasts in my life. In 1972, I married a woman so that she could get Canadian citizenship. In 1974, we divorced and she and her true love both married and evaded the war. During those 18 months, we shared an apartment to maintain appearances. She was relaxed about nudity in the beginning; I soon became very uncomfortable with it because of the beastly notions it aroused in me about the woman who would soon become my best friend's wife. She had *very large* breasts, I am comparing them in my mind to pictures in Playboy. But I neither touched them, nor pressed them against me, nor wrapped my lips around them. In "The Hotel New Hampshire", writer John Irving's protagonist describes the huge breasts of Bitsy Parker pressed against him as being like "warm kittens." I am just wondering, who knows what he is writing about? Are they like kittens or like footballs? Happy New Year, all. Enjoyed the Xmas mail.