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From: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: New joke category???
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Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 11:53:26 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan  8 11:53:26 1985
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Now that we have had the definitive list of Confucious jokes, Light bulb jokes,
Did You Know jokes, etc etc, we would be interested to know if the following
is a new category of joke hitherto unknown outside the UK. What about a
definitive list of these???

What do you call a man with a car on his head ?
                Jack.

What do you call a Frenchman with his head on the beach and his feet in the sea?
                Pierre.

What do you call an Irishman with a window in his head?
                Paddy O'Doors.

What do you call a woman with 3 pints of beer on her head ?
                Beatrix.

What do you call a woman with 3 pints of beer on her head playing snooker?
                Beatrix Potter.

What do you call a woman who sticks her gas bills on the fire ?
                Bernadette.

What do you call a man wearing a raincoat?
                Mac.

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
                Max.

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a grave yard?
                Max Bygraves.

What do you call a man with seagulls flying round him?
                Cliff.

What do you call a man with a rabbit down his throat?
                Warren.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
                Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no body and no head?
                Willie.

What do you call a man who's been dead for 3000 years?
                Pete.

What do you call a man wearing a car number plate?
                Reg.

What do you call his brother?
                R Reg.

Apologies if these have come up before and been exchanged ad-nauseam.

Robert Stroud,
Rick Brooker
Computing Laboratory,
University of Newcastle upon Tyne

PS How do you know that an  has been using your Word Processor?

   Because there's Tipex on the screen.