Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site cheviot.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!hplabs!hao!seismo!mcvax!ukc!cheviot!robert From: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: New joke category??? Message-ID: <204@cheviot.UUCP> Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 11:53:26 EST Article-I.D.: cheviot.204 Posted: Tue Jan 8 11:53:26 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 12-Jan-85 02:53:26 EST Reply-To: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud) Organization: U. of Newcastle upon Tyne, U.K. Lines: 65Now that we have had the definitive list of Confucious jokes, Light bulb jokes, Did You Know jokes, etc etc, we would be interested to know if the following is a new category of joke hitherto unknown outside the UK. What about a definitive list of these??? What do you call a man with a car on his head ? Jack. What do you call a Frenchman with his head on the beach and his feet in the sea? Pierre. What do you call an Irishman with a window in his head? Paddy O'Doors. What do you call a woman with 3 pints of beer on her head ? Beatrix. What do you call a woman with 3 pints of beer on her head playing snooker? Beatrix Potter. What do you call a woman who sticks her gas bills on the fire ? Bernadette. What do you call a man wearing a raincoat? Mac. What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? Max. What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a grave yard? Max Bygraves. What do you call a man with seagulls flying round him? Cliff. What do you call a man with a rabbit down his throat? Warren. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no body and no head? Willie. What do you call a man who's been dead for 3000 years? Pete. What do you call a man wearing a car number plate? Reg. What do you call his brother? R Reg. Apologies if these have come up before and been exchanged ad-nauseam. Robert Stroud, Rick Brooker Computing Laboratory, University of Newcastle upon Tyne PS How do you know that an has been using your Word Processor? Because there's Tipex on the screen.