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Subject: Re: New joke category???
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Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 14:29:00 EST
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
		Eileen.

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
		Irene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall?
		Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
		Mat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs behind a bush?
		Rustle.

What do you call a lepper in a hot tub?
		Stu.

>Apologies if these have come up before and been exchanged ad-nauseam.
		Ditto.