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From: albert@harvard.ARPA (David Albert)
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Subject: Re: Hack question
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Date: Thu, 17-Jan-85 13:16:04 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 17 13:16:04 1985
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> Dear Abby,
> Whenever I eat tainted meat, I die of food poisoning.  I have unsucessfully
> tried many things to get around this atrocity.  Can you help me figure this
> out?
> 					Sincerely yours,
> 					Satiated.

Dear Satiated,

I am glad that you asked me this question while there is still
time to do something about it.  So many people carry their
problems with them and never get help; this practice can result
in injury or death not just to the person involved, but to his
or her loved ones.

In all matrimonial relationships there is the problem of stress,
and unfortunately many people deal with their tensions by
overeating.  Some of them have been known to *carry food around
with them, thus letting it spoil in the hot sun, instead of eating
it immediately while it is fresh*.  Others eat poisonous food,
such as *kobold pie or acid-blob soup*, without regard for the
potential dangers.

One possible remedy for all these woes is to provide the overeater
with *a good dose of medicine.*

I truly hope that this advice may help you and yours in your
times of trouble.

				Sincerely,
				Abby
-- 
"...sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things
before breakfast."

David Albert
ihnp4!ut-sally!harvard!albert (albert@harvard.ARPA)