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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
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Subject: Quickies
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Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 14:55:44 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 18 14:55:44 1985
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Gleaned from the Johnny Carson show a few days ago:

Q:  What do you give a South Dakota couple for their
    25th wedding anniversary?

A:  An eye exam.
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Q:  What is the difference between a man from Tennessee
    and a chimpanzee?

A:  A chimpanzee doesn't eat what it picks out of its fur.
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Q:  What's the difference between a man from Texas and
    a three minute egg?

A:  A three minute egg takes two and one-half minutes longer.