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From: amg@reed.UUCP (Gillcrist)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASJ (Yet Another Stupid Joke)
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Date: Mon, 31-Dec-84 07:23:50 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 31 07:23:50 1984
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A man goes to see his doctor.  "Doc," he says, "I'd like to be castrated."
   "Castrated?" the doctor asks, a bit bewildered.  "Are you sure?"
   "Sure I'm sure," replies the man.
   "Well, alright, if you insist..." says the doctor.

   The next day, the man checks into the hospital, and the surgery is performed.
Waking up in his room a few hours later, he lifts the sheets to find bandages
covering the appropriate area of his body.  Looking around the room, he notices
another man walking out of the bathroom, also with bandages in the same place.
Pleased to have company to compare operation stories with, our friend asks:
   "Hey, did you get castrated too?"
   "Castrated?  Hell no, I got circumcised."
   "Oh damn, THAT'S the word I wanted!"


-- 
...Dr. Megabyte...