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From: emjej@uokvax.UUCP
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Subject: Help with Satire Requested
Message-ID: <7500165@uokvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 14:25:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 15 14:25:00 1985
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Nf-From: uokvax!emjej    Jan 15 13:25:00 1985

["You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what
his favorite formatter is, and he says 'roff! roff!' I'll have to...]

Wanted: help writing lyrics to go with this chorus--

(apologies to Ray Wylie Hubbard and Jerry Jeff, although anyone who would
do to "Blowin' In The Wind" what Jerry Jeff did certainly appreciates
satire...)

	Up against the net, redneck mother,
	Mother who has raised your son so well;
	He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh,
	Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...

					(Where's he livin'?
					Cupertino, California, USA...)

					James Jones