Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site psivax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!psivax!al From: al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) Newsgroups: net.chess Subject: Chess joke Message-ID: <251@psivax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 17-Jan-85 18:02:27 EST Article-I.D.: psivax.251 Posted: Thu Jan 17 18:02:27 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 04:39:51 EST Reply-To: al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) Organization: Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA Lines: 14 Some of the following come from the book "Chess Catechism (sp?)": Guioco Piano: Playable but not as good as a Steinway. Dodd Gambit: To be used when it is realized that the opponent will probably win the game that you are in. To play it you firmly grasp the chess board and with one upward motion fling the board and all remaining pieces into the air while shouting out "Dodd Gambit!!!!". -- Take off! You hoser! Al Schwartz Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA {trwrb|allegra|burdvax|cbosgd|hplabs|ihnp4|sdcsvax|aero|uscvax|ucla-cs| bmcg}!sdcrdcf!psivax!al