Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site aecom.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!cmcl2!philabs!aecom!twersky From: twersky@aecom.UUCP (Yitz Twersky) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.religion.jewish Subject: Jewish Humor: Part 10 "Jewish Food" Message-ID: <1102@aecom.UUCP> Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 21:08:55 EST Article-I.D.: aecom.1102 Posted: Tue Jan 15 21:08:55 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 20-Jan-85 05:35:20 EST Distribution: net Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY Lines: 16 Xref: watmath net.jokes:10359 net.religion.jewish:1311 A bearded Jew, attired in old-fashion garb, had some personal business which required that he leave his ghetto neighborhood. That afternoon he found himself in an exclusive area of New York's "silk stocking" district. Feeling hungry, he entered a posh restaurant, but as soon as he was seated he was approached by a haughty waiter. "I'm sorry, but we don't serve Jews here." "Dont let that trouble you," said the old man placidly, "I dont eat Jews!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Isn't that a classic? What I still cant figure out is what he was doing in a nonkosher restaurant. ...{philabs,cucard,pegasus,ihnp4,rocky2}!aecom!twersky