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From: ncg@ukc.UUCP (N.C.Gale)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Stupid Wintry Joke(rot13) may be offensive
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Date: Thu, 17-Jan-85 13:25:09 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 17 13:25:09 1985
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Summary: 

Gklpx nkkd m hmkbgjf!

Gur sbhe jvaqf oyrj nf gurl unq arire oybja orsber, ubjyvat yvxr
fveraf va gur rirf bs gur byq ubhfr. Gur  snzvyl fng uhqqyrq
ebhaq gurve oynmvat sver, jvfuvat gung gurl unq prageny urngvat.
Gurve fgnpx bs sverjbbq jnf encvqyl qvfnccrnevat.

Fnvq Sngure: "Jubfr ghea vf vg gb srgpu gur sverjbbq?"

Ohg uvf jvsr naq gjb qnhtugref znqr ab ercyl. Sbe tbbq ernfba:
gur jbbq-cvyr jnf ng gur obggbz bs gur tneqra, ol gur furq.
Fbzr svsgl lneqf sebz gur ubhfr, guebhtu gur jbefg oyvmmneq va
yvivat zrzbel.

N urngrq nethzrag rafhrq, ohg vg fbba orpnzr pyrne gung ab
fbyhgvba jbhyq or ernpurq, fb

Fnvq Sngure: "Gur bayl jnl gb erfbyir guvf vf gb nterr gung jubfbrire
		fcrnxf arkg, ur (be fur) funyy or gur bar."

Gur erfg bs gur snzvyl nterrq, naq fvyrapr jbhyq unir frggyrq
ba gur f ubhfr, jrer vg abg sbe gur tbqnjshy enpxrg gung
gur jrngure jnf znxvat.

Naq fb vg erznvarq hagvy gurer pnzr n senagvp xabpx ba gur qbbe.
Qncuar, gur ryqrfg qnhtugre (ntr 20, fnl) nafjrerq vg jvgubhg
hggrevat n jbeq. Guebhtu gur qbbe pnzr zhpu fabj naq pbyq nve, naq
nyfb ure svnapr(nphgr), Wbuna. Ur unq pbzr gb cvpx Qncuar hc, ohg
uvf zbqr bs genafcbeg unq qvrq va n fabjqevsg, frireny uhaqerq lneqf
qbja gur ebnq. Va jnyxvat gung qvfgnapr, ur unq pbzr fb pybfr gb
na vprl qrngu, naq abj uvf grrgu punggrerq fb zhpu gung ur pbhyq
fnl abguvat vagryyvtvoyr.
Qncuar pbhyq abg fnl nalguvat, bs pbhefr, fb fur sbhaq fbzr bgure
zrgubq sbe pbafbyvat uvz: anzryl, jnezvat uvz jvgu ure obql.
Abg bayl jnf Wbuna jnezrq ol guvf, bgure gubhtugf guna pbairefngvba
jrer nyfb ragrevat uvf zvaq. 

Gur  snzvyl'f fvyrapr qvfgheorq uvz, ubjrire. Fb juvyr
Qncuar fahttyrq ntnvafg uvz, ur znqr n unaqshy bs nggrzcgf gb
fgneg fbzr qvnybthr. Ohg nyy ur tbg va erghea jrer fuehtf naq
abqf.

Guvaxf Wbuna: "Jryy, abj. Fbzrguvat'f hc, urer....
		Creuncf V pbhyq fubpx gurz vagb npgvba?"

Fb ur ortna gb erfcbaq gb Qncuar'f nqinaprf. Zber fb guna fur
jbhyq jvfu, va sebag bs ure cneragf, fb fur ortna gb chfu njnl.
Ohg Wbuna crefvfgrq fgebatyl, naq ortna gb haohggba ure oybhfr.
Abg n jbeq jnf fcbxra.
Fb Wbuna haqerffrq ure pbzcyrgryl, qrfcvgr ure (yrffraavat) fgehttyrf.
Naq gura ur ynl ol ure ( vr ur S**xrq ure), qhevat juvpu ab bar
fnvq n jbeq.

Nfgbavfuvatyl fbba nsgre svavfuvat gur qrrq, Wbuna qrirybcrq na
nccrgvgr sbe zber. Ohg ur fgvyy unq abg cebibxrq fcrrpu sebz
nalbar. Ur zbirq, gurersber, gb orfvqr Ryfcrg, gur lbhatre fvfgre
bs Qncuar, jub jnf abg n yvggyr nebhfrq ol guvf gvzr. Naq gur fnzr
pbhefr bs riragf gbbx cynpr jvgu ure, ohg fgvyy ab bar fcbxr.

Guvf gvzr, ubjrire, vg gbbx n yvggyr ybatre sbe uvf nccrgvgr sbe
fhpu guvatf gb or erfgberq. Va guvf gvzr, ur gevrq bofprar ynathntr,
naq guerngravat orunivbhe, ohg pbafvqrevat jung unq whfg gnxra
cynpr, uvf rssbegf jrer jnfgrq. Fb ur fvqyrq hc gb Zef.,
naq ortna ceryvzvanel nqinaprf hcba ure iveghr. Vg jnf abj dhvgr
cnvashy gb fb qb, ohg n cevapvcyr jnf ng fgnxr, fb ur pbagvahrq
oeniryl.
Ur gevrq fcnaxvat ure n ovg, naq tbvat qbttl-snfuvba, ohg Sngure
bayl nqbcgrq n tynmrq rkcerffvba, naq fnvq abg n jbeq.

Guvf qbar, Wbuna unq gb nqzvg qrsrng. Ur jnf bhg bs vqrnf, naq
hayvxryl gb or noyr gb cresbez ntnva va gur arne shgher, naq
hajvyyvat gb gel.

Guvaxf Wbuna: "Jung gur Uryy, vg jnf sha juvyr vg ynfgrq.
		V funyy qrfvfg sebz guvf shgvyr chefhvg, naq
		vafgrnq svk zlfrys n purrfr fnaqjvpu jvgu cvpnyvyyl"

Fb ur yrsg gur cebgrpgvir fcurer bs jnezgu nebhaq gur sver, naq
ragrerq gur xvgpura. Ur sbhaq gur oernq naq purrfr va gur yneqre.
Juvyr nggrzcgvat gb hfr gur 'f cnegvphyneyl gevpxl purrfr-tengr,
ur gbbx n ynetr nzbhag bs fxva sebz gur svatref bs uvf yrsg unaq.
Guvf jnf bar bs gurfr rkgerzryl zvabe vawhevrf juvpu vf cnvashy bhg
bs nyy cebcbegvba gb vgf frirevgl. Ur gevrq ehaavat pbyq jngre bire
uvf unaq, ohg gur cvcrf unq nyy sebmra. Fb ur jrag onpx vagb gur
Fvggvat Ebbz (vr Ybhatr), naq vagb gur sveryvtug.

Fnvq Wbuna: "Jurer pna V svaq fbzr Infnyvar be fbzrguvat?"

Sngure yrncg gb uvf srrg.

"V'yy trg gur sverjbbq" ur fnvq.





			zl ncbybtvrf sbe gur fgnaqneq bs gur wbxr
			  vg'f gur gubhtug gung pbhagf, gubhtu, vfa'g vg?

			dhvgr jryy jevggra, gubhtu, V gubhtug.
			  V ubcr lbh sbervtaref xabj jung Infnyvar vf.
			   (nf Obyybpxf, Qherk rgp)

				Avtr Tnyr, Havirefvgl bs Xrag @ Pnagreohel