Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!edsel!bentley!hoxna!houxm!mhuxj!mhuxr!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!reed!amg From: amg@reed.UUCP (Gillcrist) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YASJ (Yet Another Stupid Joke) Message-ID: <772@reed.UUCP> Date: Mon, 31-Dec-84 07:23:50 EST Article-I.D.: reed.772 Posted: Mon Dec 31 07:23:50 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 8-Jan-85 03:42:05 EST Reply-To: amg@reed.UUCP (Andy Gillcrist) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 19 A man goes to see his doctor. "Doc," he says, "I'd like to be castrated." "Castrated?" the doctor asks, a bit bewildered. "Are you sure?" "Sure I'm sure," replies the man. "Well, alright, if you insist..." says the doctor. The next day, the man checks into the hospital, and the surgery is performed. Waking up in his room a few hours later, he lifts the sheets to find bandages covering the appropriate area of his body. Looking around the room, he notices another man walking out of the bathroom, also with bandages in the same place. Pleased to have company to compare operation stories with, our friend asks: "Hey, did you get castrated too?" "Castrated? Hell no, I got circumcised." "Oh damn, THAT'S the word I wanted!" -- ...Dr. Megabyte...