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Date: Sat, 12-Jan-85 19:45:16 EST
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In an essay answer on a Lit. exam, an Annapolis cadet wrote,
"... Sancho Panza always rode on a burrow."

The instructor took off for this, with the explanation,
"A burro is an ass.  A burrow is a hole in the ground.
As a future naval officer, you are expected to know the difference."