Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site mhuxt.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!techpub From: techpub@mhuxt.UUCP (mcgrew) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Amusing Personals Ad Message-ID: <534@mhuxt.UUCP> Date: Mon, 21-Jan-85 13:28:49 EST Article-I.D.: mhuxt.534 Posted: Mon Jan 21 13:28:49 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 05:31:24 EST References: <3329@ucla-cs.ARPA> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 39 > The want ads in the LA Weekly are sometimes good for a laugh. Here's an > unusual personals ad (not mine! I don't do these sort of things!) that > appeared recently : > > Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate > but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll > talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more > than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll > realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our > separate ways, more imbittered and depressed than before (if such > a thing is possible). > > > Well, at least he sounds honest. > > -- Willard > -- > --------------------------- > Willard Korfhage > > ARPA : korfhage@ucla-ats > UUCP : {ucbvax,ihnp4,randvax,trwrb!trwspp,ism780}!ucla-cs!korfhage Does Jeff Sargent live in the LA area? :-) "What did ya do with your burder and your cross? Did you carry it yourself or did you cry? You and I know that a burden and a cross, can only be carried on one man's back..." - Louden Wainwright III Melanie Accomando ihnp4!mhuxt!techpub