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From: roth@ut-sally.UUCP (Mark Roth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: elephant jokes
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Date: Fri, 18-Jan-85 10:44:11 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 18 10:44:11 1985
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We haven't had many elephant jokes lately.... so


Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?

A: They're both purple except for the elephant!


Q: What did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming?

A: Here come the elephants!


Q: What did Jane say?

A: Here come the plums! (She was colorblind.)