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From: emneufeld@water.UUCP (Animal D.H.)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Big Breasts
Message-ID: <194@water.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 15:35:38 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan  8 15:35:38 1985
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One man has said "Big Breasts are like footballs."  Another has said "I have
never seen a breast except with my lips wrapped around it."

I have seen one set of breasts in my life.  In 1972, I married a woman so
that she could get Canadian citizenship.  In 1974, we divorced and she and
her true love both married and evaded the war.  During those 18 months, we
shared an apartment to maintain appearances.  She was relaxed about nudity
in the beginning;  I soon became very uncomfortable with it because of the
beastly notions it aroused in me about the woman who would soon become my
best friend's wife.

She had *very large* breasts, I am comparing them in my mind to pictures in
Playboy.  But I neither touched them, nor pressed them against me, nor
wrapped my lips around them.

In "The Hotel New Hampshire", writer John Irving's protagonist describes the
huge breasts of Bitsy Parker pressed against him as being like "warm
kittens."

I am just wondering, who knows what he is writing about?  Are they like
kittens or like footballs?

Happy New Year, all.  Enjoyed the Xmas mail.