Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site qusavx.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!hasmed!qusavx!jon From: jon@qusavx.UUCP (Jon Lewis) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Pun and nursery rhyme Message-ID: <228@qusavx.UUCP> Date: Thu, 10-Jan-85 08:59:28 EST Article-I.D.: qusavx.228 Posted: Thu Jan 10 08:59:28 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 12-Jan-85 02:45:41 EST Organization: Quantime Corp., Cincinnati, Ohio Lines: 49 Caution: Bad pun ahead. Proceed at own risk. Gurer bapr jnf zna jub envfrq ubefrf naq gbbx terng cevqr va gurve nccrnenapr. Anghenyyl rabhtu, ur orpnzr dhvgr pbaprearq jura n snzvyl bs fcneebjf qrpvqrq gb ohvyq gurve ubzr va gur ybat, sybjvat znar bs uvf cevmrq Nenovna. Ur gevrq rirelguvat ur pbhyq gb trg evq bs gur oveqf ohg zrg jvgu ab fhpprff, fb ur nccebnpurq n ergverq ubefr tebbzre jub unq jbexrq sbe znal n lrne va fpberf bs fgnoyrf, guvaxvat gung creuncf gur byq zna unq rapbhagrerq n fvzvyne ceboyrz fbzrgvzr va gur cnfg. Fher rabhtu, gur tebbzre fhttrfgrq fcevaxyvat gur Nenovna'f pbng jvgu oerjre'f lrnfg naq gur irel arkg qnl, gur oveqf jrer tbar. Jura nfxrq gb nppbhag sbe guvf fgenatr naq zvenphybhf pher, gur tebbzre ercyvrq, "Jryy, rirelbar xabjf gung lrnfg vf lrnfg naq arfg vf arfg naq arire gur znar funyy gjrrg." Abj sbe na bofprar ahefrel eulzr. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over And gave her a bone of his own.