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From: korfhage@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Amusing Personals Ad
Message-ID: <3329@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Sat, 19-Jan-85 16:10:23 EST
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Posted: Sat Jan 19 16:10:23 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 22-Jan-85 06:28:29 EST
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
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The want ads in the LA Weekly are sometimes good for a laugh. Here's an
unusual personals ad (not mine! I don't do these sort of things!) that
appeared recently :

	Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate
	but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll
	talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more
	than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll
	realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our
	separate ways, more imbittered and depressed than before (if such
	a thing is possible).


Well, at least he sounds honest.

       -- Willard
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   Willard Korfhage

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