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From: falk@uiucuxc.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: balls
Message-ID: <34400034@uiucuxc.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 7-Jan-85 16:53:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  7 16:53:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucuxc!falk    Jan  7 15:53:00 1985

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From the "strange but true" department:

A few years ago a friend of mine was stopped by a sheriff while speeding
merrily down an interstate in Wisconsin. Wanting to make light of the
situation, when the sheriff came up to her car she said:
"Don't tell me, you're selling tickets to the Policeman's Ball"

To which he dutifully replied:
"No m'am, Sheriffs don't have balls"

She smiled and said  "Oh?"

He blushed, turned away, went back to his patrol car and left without
giving her a ticket!