Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site prlb2.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!mcvax!prlb2!ronse From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Radio Erivan Message-ID: <446@prlb2.UUCP> Date: Wed, 2-Jan-85 15:07:08 EST Article-I.D.: prlb2.446 Posted: Wed Jan 2 15:07:08 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 4-Jan-85 04:45:05 EST Organization: Philips Research Laboratory Brussels Lines: 33 Listening to Radio Erivan ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Are there any historical precedents for the Soviet system of elections? A. Yes, in the story of the creation. God made Eve, put her in the Garden of Eden, and said to Adam: ``Now choose a woman.'' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Is it true that our socialist officials live better than most capitalists? A. Yes. This proves again the basic superiority of the socialist system. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Is it really true that our glorious armed forces were called in by the Czechs to defeat fascist reaction? A. Yes. The request was made in 1939, but for technical reasons it could not be positively met until 1968. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Radio Moscow keeps saying that there is plenty of meat, plenty of eggs, plenty of butter, etc. But whenever I look inside my fridge, it is always empty. What should I do? A. Remove the aerial from your radio and fit it onto your refrigerator. ----------------------------------------------------------------------