Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site amdahl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!zinfandel!hplabs!pesnta!amdcad!amdahl!canopus From: canopus@amdahl.UUCP (Flaming Asteroid) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Its a bad law Message-ID: <901@amdahl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 9-Jan-85 13:02:09 EST Article-I.D.: amdahl.901 Posted: Wed Jan 9 13:02:09 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 12-Jan-85 01:21:32 EST References: <727@loral.UUCP> <216@talcott.UUCP> <181@gcc-opus.ARPA> Organization: Amdahl Corp, Sunnyvale CA Lines: 25 > In article <216@talcott.UUCP> gjk@talcott.UUCP (Greg Kuperberg) writes: > >Actually, the problem is much worse than that. Almost half of us have > >commited genocide by masturbating. > >--- > > I think you are underestimating the extent of the *problem*. According to > the last statistics I saw, the figure is about 50% for women and over 90% > for men, giving a composite average of about 70% for the population. > > Alien You may wish to review High School Biology on this, but I don't believe female masturbation destroys an egg. Therefore, only men are capable of genocide on a massive scale via masturbation. Think of it! Hundreds of millions of potential infants flushed down the toilet in one stroke (pardon the pun)! [ Every sperm is sacred.... ] I think the 90% figure for men is valid. I have it on good authority however that the other 10% are liars!!! -- Frank Dibbell (408-746-6493) ...!{ihnp4,hplabs,amd,nsc}!amdahl!canopus [R.A. 6h 22m 30s Dec. -52d 36m] [Generic disclaimer...]