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From: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: new joke category???
Message-ID: <226@cheviot.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 14-Jan-85 13:38:05 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 14 13:38:05 1985
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Reply-To: robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud)
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Thanks for all your contributions. Here come some more...

What do you call a dead man with a number plate on his head?
              X reg.

... a man lying across a reservoir?
              Adam.

... a woman being towed behind a fishing boat?
              Annette.

... a man with a shovel in his head?
              Doug.

... a man without a shovel in his head?
              Douglas.

... three celestial beings?
              Godfrey.

... a woman in a kebab shop?
              Donna.

... a man with a pig on his head?
              Ahmed.

... a man with several pigs on his head?
              Mohammed.

... a man with several pigs on his head dancing a jig?
              Sheikh Mohammed.

... a woman suffering from extreme flatulence?
              Gail.

... a man compiling statistics about prostitutes?
              Horatio.

... a man in a truck?
              Laurie.

... a man in a toilet with a DES chip?
              Lucifer.

... a man with a petrol cap behind his ear?
              Phil.

... a man with a wooden head?
              Edward.

... a man with three wooden heads?
              Edward Woodward.

... a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?
              Blenda.

That'll do for the time being (!!)

Robert Stroud,
Rick Brooker,
Computing Laboratory,
University of Newcastle upon Tyne.

PS Can we think of a name or new subject line?

PPS

Q. What do you call a stripped down Unix implementation? (e.g. for the 1K ZX81)

A. Unux

Any more Unix name-alike ("mimix") jokes??