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From: joe@zinfandel.UUCP
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Subject: Football Stuff...
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Date: Thu, 17-Jan-85 04:18:24 EST
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Nf-From: zinfandel!joe    Jan 15 11:49:00 1985


	I heard on KGO that Uwe VonShaman, the field goal kicker
for the Dolphins that has been having such a bad year, tried to
commit suicide. He missed wide right...

	You know those big one-fingered sponge hands everybody waves
at football games? For the 49'ers it's the pinkie...