Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83 based; site houxh.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxj!houxm!houxh!waynez From: waynez@houxh.UUCP (W.ZAKARAS) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: inflatable breasts Message-ID: <410@houxh.UUCP> Date: Thu, 3-Jan-85 15:24:17 EST Article-I.D.: houxh.410 Posted: Thu Jan 3 15:24:17 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 4-Jan-85 01:00:37 EST References: <118@sdcc13.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 36 > In general, inflatable breasts would solve most of the problems >and complaints that are manifested in the breast of today. > > Given that cosmetic breast surgery is the most common operation >performed in the U.S today, (yes tonsilectmies are now a close second) >it would allow the women who feel dissatisfied with their current breast >situation to add or subtract from their endowment. > > If a woman went out with a real breast fanatic, she could the >woman could just pump up her breast and let him/her have a field-day. > > When out jogging, the breasts could be deflated and stored >comfortably out of the way. > > For humors sake, one could be larger than the other. > > When out boating, they could be inflated with air and used as a >PFD (Personal Floatation Device). > > > Given that men can now have inflatable penises implanted, >equality dictates that women should be offered something of comperable >value. > > > steve A. > > Just think of other popular uses, Infalte and lift off, an air hose could be hooked up for scuba diving, you could inflate a flat tire or a basketball. Or how about for air conditioning, maybe a compressed air tank, even possibly for self defense. Sorry but I just couldn't keep quite anymore. WayneZ...