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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mr Ed had nothing on the talking cars!
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Date: Fri, 4-Jan-85 00:43:18 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan  4 00:43:18 1985
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Recently I had the opportunity to ride in a 1984 Dodge that had the voice
option.  I was a little amused by two things that it said.  First when we
got into the car this male voice told me:

"A DOOR, IS A JAR"

It reminded me of a Gertrude Stein poem!

The voice endeared itself to me when it told me some very exciting news.  Just
before my friend started to drive off the male voice announced:

"PARKING BREAK IS ENGAGED"

Congratulations!  I hope it is to the automatic transmission.  They make such a
lovely couple.

				OZ
			seismo!rlgvax