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From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse)
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Subject: books
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Date: Tue, 8-Jan-85 14:23:55 EST
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General Westmoreland: It's Eisenhower's birthday. What can we offer him?
General Patton: A book perhaps?
General Westmoreland: No, he's got one of those already.

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Reagan's personal library was completely destroyed by a fire. All his books
burned down. There were four of them. And he had not yet finished colouring
the fourth one.