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From: jhull@spp2.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: New joke category???
Message-ID: <358@spp2.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Jan-85 21:05:15 EST
Article-I.D.: spp2.358
Posted: Fri Jan 11 21:05:15 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 14-Jan-85 04:43:39 EST
References: <204@cheviot.UUCP>
Reply-To: jhull@spp2.UUCP (Jeff Hull)
Organization: TRW, Redondo Beach  CA
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Summary: 

In article <204@cheviot.UUCP> robert@cheviot.UUCP (Robert Stroud) writes:
>
>
>Now that we have had the definitive list of Confucious jokes, Light bulb jokes,
>Did You Know jokes, etc etc, we would be interested to know if the following
>is a new category of joke hitherto unknown outside the UK. What about a
>definitive list of these???
>
>What do you call a man who's been dead for 3000 years?
>                Pete.
>
What do you call a Roman Catholic who's praying?
	Neal.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
	Eileen.

What do you call an Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the
other?
	Irene.

What do you call a baseball pitcher?
	Chuck.

What do you call a boxer?
	Bruce. (Well, okay, Bruise!)

What do you call a woman who has been fatally shot?
	Diane.



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