Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site amdahl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amdcad!amdahl!dwl10 From: dwl10@amdahl.UUCP (Dave Lowrey) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Jews, Irish, and GreeksSubject: Offensive to Jews, Irish, and Greeks Message-ID: <880@amdahl.UUCP> Date: Mon, 7-Jan-85 13:21:23 EST Article-I.D.: amdahl.880 Posted: Mon Jan 7 13:21:23 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 9-Jan-85 04:11:52 EST Distribution: net Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Columbia MD Lines: 38 A Jew, an Irishman, and a Greek were all killed in a car wreck. They ascended into heaven and stood before the Pearly Gates. As they approached the gates, St. Peter appeared and said: " You, Irishman, can't enter here. You were a drunkard in your life, and never used your life for goodness. You, Jew, can't enter here. You were singey. You never used your money for anything but your own advancement. You, Greek, can't enter here. You sexually violated other men." The three men pleaded and begged for a chance to redeem themselves. St. Peter consulted other angles and after much thought declared "I will give each of you another chance. You shall be put back on Earth to continue your lives. But, if any one of you show any tendancies toward resuming you sinfull ways, you will be sent imediately to hell" There was a blinding flash, and the three men found themselves standing in the middle of Time's Square. They resolved then and there to stick together and to watch out for each other in order to prevent being tempted into resuming their sinfull lives. As they walked down the street, they they passed bar after bar. After a while the Irishman couldn't resist any longer, and he ran into one of the bars and ordered a shot of whiskey. As soon as he drank the whiskey, he dissapered in a puff of smoke! This shook up the other two men, who once again resolved to watch out for each other. As they walked down the street, they noticed a dollar bill lying in the street. The Jew looked at that bill, then finally couldn't help himself and bent over to take the bill. All of a sudden, the greek dissapered in a puff of smoke! -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dave Lowrey "GORT...Klatu borada niktow" ...!{nsc,sun,hplabs,ihnp4}!amdahl!dwl10 [ The opinions expressedbe those of the author and not necessarily those of his most eminent employer. ]