Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site sdcc3.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!zinfandel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!sdcc3!li51x From: li51x@sdcc3.UUCP (li51x) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: LBJs not found in Canonical List (i. Message-ID: <2626@sdcc3.UUCP> Date: Sun, 13-Jan-85 05:27:04 EST Article-I.D.: sdcc3.2626 Posted: Sun Jan 13 05:27:04 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 15-Jan-85 01:14:50 EST Organization: U.C. San Diego, Academic Computer Center Lines: 20 > We are currently looking for a better > >answer than the one provided. > > > >Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? > >A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. > > A: Infinitely many, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. > -------------------------------- > Alan Filipski, UNIX group, Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ U.S.A > {allegra | ihnp4 } ! sftig ! mot ! al > {seismo | ihnp4 } ! ut-sally ! oakhill ! mot ! al > -------------------------------- > We're all bozos on this bus. None. They'd rather sit in the dark. (I borrowed that from "How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb." I think "sit" could be replaced with another verb for various effects. *blush* *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***