Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site alice.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!alice!ark From: ark@alice.UUCP (Andrew Koenig) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: JIR comment on breastfeeding Message-ID: <3289@alice.UUCP> Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 18:53:07 EST Article-I.D.: alice.3289 Posted: Tue Jan 15 18:53:07 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 16-Jan-85 05:32:47 EST Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill Lines: 9 The JIR (Journal of Irreproducible Results) had an interesting article that described a medical student who was asked to give five reasons that breast-feeding was better than bottle-feeding. After thinking of only three (fairly conventional) reasons, he came up with: 4. It comes in a more attractive container. 5. The cats can't get at it.