Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site allegra.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!alan From: alan@allegra.UUCP (Alan S. Driscoll) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Big Breasts Message-ID: <2996@allegra.UUCP> Date: Wed, 9-Jan-85 21:07:11 EST Article-I.D.: allegra.2996 Posted: Wed Jan 9 21:07:11 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 11-Jan-85 23:11:54 EST References: <194@water.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 51 > In "The Hotel New Hampshire", writer John Irving's protagonist describes > the huge breasts of Bitsy Parker pressed against him as being like "warm > kittens." > > I am just wondering, who knows what he is writing about? Are they like > kittens or like footballs? Kittens and breasts are quite different. (1) Kittens are soft, warm and furry. Breast are soft and warm, but (usually) not furry. (2) Kittens need to be fed every day. Breasts don't. (Don't be misled by the term "breast-feeding".) There are other differences, too. Consult a veterinarian if you're still confused. ------------- SURPRISE QUIZ ------------- (* *) Figure 1 (1) Figure 1 shows a pair of: (a) breasts (b) kittens (c) footballs (d) all of the above (e) none of the above (2) Anyone who's offended by this discussion should: (a) have their head examined (b) have their breasts examined (c) have their kittens examined (d) all of the above (e) none of the above -- Alan S. Driscoll AT&T Bell Laboratories