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From: gwr@cord.UUCP (GW Ryan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: chess joke
Message-ID: <119@cord.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 3-Jan-85 18:06:20 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  3 18:06:20 1985
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An international chess tournament is being held in a swank
hotel in New York. Everyone who is anyone in the world of
chess is there. After a grueling 4 hours of chess, the
players and their entourages retire to the lobby of the hotel for
a little refreshment.

In the lobby, the players get into a big argument about who
is the brightest, the fastest, and the best chess player.
The argument gets loud, each player claiming that he is
the greatest chess player of all time.

One security guard in the lobby turns to the other and says:





















if there's one thing I can't stand, it's
chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

(forgive me . . .)