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From: leo@uf-csv.UUCP (Leo Wilson [staff])
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Cleopatra (offensive to people with a sense of humor)
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Date: Mon, 17-Dec-84 07:58:32 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 17 07:58:32 1984
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One sunny day Cleopatra was playing in her garden.  She set her snake
in a basket next to her and began digging a hole to plant a rose in.

After digging for a while, her top handmaiden came out and asked if she'd
like something to eat. Cleopatra turned to her and said, "No."

As she turned back to her digging, she stuck her hand into the basket
and the snake bit her. She died.

Moral: Cleopatra didn't know her asp from a hole in the ground.

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