Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 7/17/84; site hlexa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!hlexa!penny From: penny@hlexa.UUCP (Penny Blaine) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The Ital. who went to NY for XMAS - offensive to Ital. (ROT13) Message-ID: <3627@hlexa.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 16:49:53 EST Article-I.D.: hlexa.3627 Posted: Tue Dec 18 16:49:53 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 20-Dec-84 00:38:55 EST Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 32 Guvf wbxr zhfg or ernq hfvat na Vgnyvna npprag. Snxr vg vs lbh unir gb, orpnhfr vg jvyy ybbfr fbzrguvat vs lbh qba'g. GUR VGNYVNA JUB JRAG GB ARJ LBEX SBE PUEVFGZNF Ba Puevfgznf vzn tb gb Arj Lbex gb n ovttn ubgry. V tb qbja gb rng fbzn oernxsnfg. V gryyn gur jnvgerff V jnaan gjb cvff gbnfg. Fur oenatn zr bayl barn cvff. V gryyn ure V jnaan gjb cvff. Fur fnl tb gb gur gbvyrg. V fnl lbh ab haqrefgnaq. V jnaan gjb cvff ba zl cyngr. Fur fnl lbh orggre ab cvff ba gur cyngr lbh fbaan zn ovgpu. V qba'g rira xabj gur ynql naq fur pnyyn zr fbaan zn ovgpu. Yngre, V tb gb rng fbzn yhapu ng Qenxr erfgnhenag, gur jnvgerff oevatn zr n fcbba, nan xavsr, ohg ab sbpx. V gryyn ure V jnaan sbpx. Fur gryyfn zr rirelobql jnaan sbpx. V gryyn ure, lbh ab haqrefgnaq, V jnaan sbpx ba gur gnoyr. Fur fnl lbh orggre abg sbpx ba gur gnoyr, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu. V qba'g rira xabj gur ynql naq fur pnyy zr n fbaan zn ovgpu. Fb V tb onpx gb zl ebbz vaan ubgry, naq gurer'f ab furrg ba zl orq. V pnyyn gur znantre nan gryy uvz V jnaan furrg. Ur gryyf zr gb tb gb gur gbvyrg. Fb V fnl lbh ab haqrefgnaq, V jnaan furrg ba gur orq. Ur fnl lbh orggre abg furrg ba gur orq, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu. V qba'g rira xabj gur zna naq ur pnyy zr fbaan zn ovgpu. V tb gb purpx bhg naq gur zna ng gur qrfx, ur fnl crnpr gb lbh. V fnl cvff baan lbh gbb, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu. V tb onpx gb Vgnyl!!!!!!!!