Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site alberta.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!alberta!mohan From: mohan@alberta.UUCP (Mohan Palat) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: M.Jackson & his glove Message-ID: <376@alberta.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Dec-84 19:34:34 EST Article-I.D.: alberta.376 Posted: Wed Dec 26 19:34:34 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Dec-84 04:02:41 EST Distribution: net Organization: U. of Alberta, Edmonton, AB Lines: 18 One day an Englishman bumped into Micheal Jackson on the streets of New York. As usual, Micheal Jackson was wearing his familiar glove on one hand. "Pardon me, Sir. May I ask you why you are wearing a glove on one hand ?", asked the Englishman to Micheal Jackson. "Well, I heard the weather report and it said that today was going to be a warm and sunny day", replied Jackson. "Then why are you wearing a glove on one hand ?", asked the puzzled Englishman. "Well, the weather report also said that, ON THE OTHER HAND, it might be a bit cold today", replied the superstar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------