Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-ngp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!godot!harvard!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!otken From: otken@ut-ngp.UUCP (John Otken) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: History humor + Aggie joke Message-ID: <1145@ut-ngp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 14:12:38 EST Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.1145 Posted: Thu Dec 20 14:12:38 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 23-Dec-84 01:41:59 EST Organization: U.Texas Computation Center, Austin, Texas Lines: 31 [] The Dec 17 Time had this blurb in the story about Bhopal: Oppau, Germany, Sept. 21, 1921. The biggest chemical explosion in German history occurred in a warehouse about 50 miles south of Frankfurt when workers used dynamite to pry loose 4,000 tons of caked ammonium nitrate fertilizer. The blast killed 561 people and leveled houses four miles away. And if you didn't get that one... Why are there only 2 pallbearers at an Aggie Funeral? Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can..