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From: mohan@alberta.UUCP (Mohan Palat)
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Subject: M.Jackson & his glove
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Date: Wed, 26-Dec-84 19:34:34 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 26 19:34:34 1984
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   One day an Englishman bumped into Micheal Jackson on the streets
   of New York. As usual, Micheal Jackson was wearing his familiar
   glove on one hand.

   "Pardon me, Sir. May I ask you why you are wearing a glove on one
    hand ?", asked the Englishman to Micheal Jackson.

   "Well, I heard the weather report and it said that today was
    going to be a warm and sunny day", replied Jackson.

   "Then why are you wearing a glove on one hand ?", asked the puzzled
    Englishman.

   "Well, the weather report also said that, ON THE OTHER HAND, it
    might be a bit cold today", replied the superstar.

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