Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-h Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:aeq From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: polish joke - offensive to poles Message-ID: <1571@pucc-h> Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 01:07:43 EST Article-I.D.: pucc-h.1571 Posted: Tue Dec 18 01:07:43 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 18-Dec-84 07:19:07 EST References: <99@ur-valhalla.UUCP> Organization: my terminal Lines: 17 That reminds me of another ethnic joke (in fact this was what I expected when I saw the beginning of that joke): Twos came to a lake, rented a rowboat, and rowed out to do some fishing. At one spot they had astonishingly good luck, catching a great many fine fish. As they were rowing back to shore, one asked the other, "Did you mark the place where we caught all those fish?" The second replied, "Yes, I marked it on the side of the boat." The first angrily responded, "You dummy! What if we get a different boat tomorrow?" My favorite variant on jokes of this sort is to replace with . -- -- Jeff Sargent {decvax|harpo|ihnp4|inuxc|ucbvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq Jesus has creched the devil's system.