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From: wsmith@uiucdcsb.UUCP
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Subject: Moses & Roy Rogers
Message-ID: <8700149@uiucdcsb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Dec-84 14:10:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 19 14:10:00 1984
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Nf-From: uiucdcsb!wsmith    Dec 19 13:10:00 1984


In the time of Moses there lived a man called Roirojros who loved Rock
and Roll.  Since it was the time of Moses, he was a very frustrated man
because Rock and Roll had not been invented yet.  He also was interested
in computers and an operating system call Roonrix (1).  This led to
even more frustration, because Babbage failed to make a computer and
Roirojros was several thousand years earlier than Babbage.

Roirogros was a friend of Moses and discussed his plight with him.  Moses
was touched by Roirogros's difficulties and suffering so he found some 
of his best advisors and told them "Go out and make a computer for
Roirojros, make it well, and make it sophisticated.

The advisors went off and after a couple of year of strenuous work, they
had the Computer for Roirogros. It was named after the wife of the of the
head advisor, Haedhah.  Moses looked at Haedhah and saw that she was 
beautiful, and most definitely was well made and sophisticated.

They gave Haedha to Roirojros.  Royrojros looke at Haedhah and saw nothing
more than a badly molded lump of clay with iron spokes to make it stronger.
The head advisor came to Roirojros and told him "This is the most
fantastic creation.  You will use it for all your work and the one and only
Haedha.  All your work will be Organized and made into a efficient System.
Why don't you go and play with Haedhah for a few days and see how she feels.
I'm sure you will enjoy yourself taking advantage of Haedhah."

To which Roirojros, who is happily married with 3 children, replied, 
"Go to the /dev/null."

Bill Smith
uiucdcs!wsmith

(1)  Roonrix is a trademark of Haytheetheeh.