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From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Re: crossing streets
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Date: Fri, 28-Dec-84 12:39:41 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 28 12:39:41 1984
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[If it moves, eat it.  If it doesn't move, salute it. --Vogon proverb]

I was walking down Moebius Avenue at 3 A.M. when I saw a dangerous-
looking woman approaching.  Of course I crossed to the other side.
Imagine my surprise when I walked right into her!  I had forgotten
that

		MOEBIUS AVENUE HAS ONLY ONE SIDE!

From now on I'm going to protect myself by carrying my lucky Klein Bottle
with me.  Then if I ever need a place to hide, ...
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
...seismo!rochester!rocksanne!rocksvax!sunybcs!gloria!colonel