Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uiucdcsb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcsb!wsmith From: wsmith@uiucdcsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: DEMO Project Message-ID: <8700152@uiucdcsb.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 18:55:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcsb.8700152 Posted: Thu Dec 20 18:55:00 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Dec-84 02:36:32 EST References: <706@sjuvax.UUCP> Lines: 39 Nf-ID: #R:sjuvax:-70600:uiucdcsb:8700152:000:1249 Nf-From: uiucdcsb!wsmith Dec 20 17:55:00 1984 /* Written 1:30 am Dec 5, 1984 by 4039jl15@sjuvax in uiucdcsb:net.jokes */ /* ---------- "DEMO Project" ---------- */ DEMO Project In the beginning there was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto the Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks." . . . . And The Director looked down upon the Project, and knew that it was good. ******************************* * Of course you only implied and didn't mention that the Director looked over * the whole of the project's organizational pyramid. Also, he didn't see * that it was good, he knew it was good, he didn't need to evaluate it. * He was in charge and nothing could go bad because he only hired the best * employees in the country. ******************************* Sure, Ronald Reagan has promised to take a senility test, but what if he forgets? ******************************* * So what. I'm sure you have forgotten more important things than that. ******************************* Bill Smith Zedikiah {ihnp4|pur-ee}!uiucdcs!wsmith "Often if you do more work than is required of you, you will be done a lot sooner."