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From: al@mot.UUCP (Al Filipski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: LBJs not found in Canonical List (i.
Message-ID: <57@mot.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 23-Dec-84 21:52:16 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec 23 21:52:16 1984
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Organization: Motorola Microsystems, Phoenix AZ
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>The following cropped up while I was in anatomy lab doing a dissection. 
>(I'm a 1st year Med student.) We are currently looking for a better 
>answer than the one provided.
>
>Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.

A better answer (but not by much) is:

A: Infinitely many, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
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Alan Filipski, UNIX group, Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ U.S.A
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