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From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: instructions
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Date: Mon, 31-Dec-84 14:44:40 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 31 14:44:40 1984
Date-Received: Mon, 31-Dec-84 15:10:19 EST
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Organization: Law Society of Upper Canada, Toronto
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From the brochure of a Japanese car rental company:

	When a passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle
	the horn.  Trumpet at him melodiously first, but
	if he still obstacles your passage then tootle
	him with vigor.

Posted by Mark Brader.

Credit:
This is from an article by Donald Carroll which appeared in the
[Toronto] Globe and Mail Dec. 26 and is copyright 1984 by the New
York Times Service.  Watch for it in recent or near future issues
of your local paper.