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From: ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN)
Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish
Subject: We Must Be Doing Something Right to Last 6000 Years
Message-ID: <220@whuxi.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Dec-84 15:12:09 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 21 15:12:09 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 27-Dec-84 03:26:41 EST
Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J.
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Last night at dinner my 3-year-old son Benjamin asked us the
following question:

	"Wanna hear a joke?"

Obviously, the answer was Yes.  Ben screwed up his face in
anticipation and uttered this magnificent one-liner:

	"Jews celebrate Christmas!"

He and his older brother Jacob started laughing as did their
very proud parents.  Whatever else we have done wrong, are doing
wrong, or will do wrong, this much at least we've done right.

Ken Wolman
Bell Communications Research @ Livingston
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