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From: george@sysvis.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Help!  How to tell Demos from Repubs
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Date: Thu, 13-Dec-84 17:28:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 13 17:28:00 1984
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Nf-From: sysvis!george    Dec 13 16:28:00 1984

:

	Would someone please come to my rescue?  2 or 3 years ago,
	someone showed me a typewritten paper which delineated the
	differences between Republicans and Democrats.  i.e.
	Republicans drink Scotch, Democrats drink Bourbon.  etc.
	It was about two 8 1/2 x 11 typewritten pages and began
	with how turtles are able to tell male from female.

	If you have seen a paper of this sort, would you post it
	to the net.  I'm moving and will pick it up at the new
	location.  I'm sure that most net.jokers would enjoy it.

	Thanks in advance.