Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!akgua!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-koala!robins From: robins@koala.DEC (Life is like an analogy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: SARJokes Wednesday, Dec 19th, 1984 Message-ID: <40@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Dec-84 17:32:08 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.40 Posted: Wed Dec 19 17:32:08 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Dec-84 03:07:39 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 21 "I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight!!" "Oh, how can you tell that??" "Well last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo" ---------- Then there was the masochistic girl who groaned to her boyfriend, "Give me nine inches and make it hurt!" So he fucked her twice and slapped her. ---------- While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty, chic, and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive padded naked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife swathed in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly as she pored through a movie magazine. And then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. Looking down at his throbbing member, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed -up son of a bitch! Now I know why they call you a prick!" Wed 19-Dec-1984 17:17 Never eat anything bigger than your head