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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
Newsgroups: net.comics
Subject: Re: Methods of killing nasty things [:-)]
Message-ID: <136@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Dec-84 11:05:08 EST
Article-I.D.: vax2.136
Posted: Wed Dec 12 11:05:08 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 15-Dec-84 00:41:33 EST
References: <663@pucc-k> <4490@rochester.UUCP>
Reply-To: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
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<"Yukon Cornellius Strikes Again!">

In article <4490@rochester.UUCP> ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP (Mike Ciaraldi) writes:
>>       After
>> 	making a closing remark on what it *does* take to kill a
>>       demon, he obligingly dies.
>
>Aha, now we know!
>
>Silver bullets to kill a werewolf,
>Wooden stake to kill a vampire,
>Adamantium claws to kill a demon!
>
>No wonder demons have survived for so long!
>
>Mike Ciaraldi

Sure, great, now we know what kills demons.  But no one EVER addresses the
REAL questions... what does it take to kill an accountant?  Or (gasp) a TAX
AUDITOR?!  "Bullets just bounce off, sir!"

				"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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