Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site lanierrnd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!lanierrnd!dbb From: dbb@lanierrnd.UUCP (David Burleson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Joke Message-ID: <59@lanierrnd.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Dec-84 14:39:08 EST Article-I.D.: lanierrn.59 Posted: Thu Dec 13 14:39:08 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 14-Dec-84 07:13:02 EST Distribution: net Organization: Lanier Business Products, Inc., Atlanta, Georgia Lines: 13 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** *** It won't fit !! *** A psychologist was giving a party for his patients. The theme for the party was to be emotions, i.e., come dressed as you feel. So that night at the party, the first person showed up dressed completely in red. The psychologist asked "What are you?". I'm "rage" replied the party-goer. The next person that showed was dressed in green. When asked what he was, he replied I'm "envy". The last person to show arrived without any clothes and a pear stuck on his manhood. The psychologist asked "What are you?". He replied I'm "fucking despair!"