Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ho95b.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!houxm!ho95b!ran From: ran@ho95b.UUCP (RANeinast) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Pork Chops Message-ID: <283@ho95b.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Dec-84 08:29:03 EST Article-I.D.: ho95b.283 Posted: Fri Dec 28 08:29:03 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Dec-84 02:47:04 EST Organization: AT&T-Bell Labs, Holmdel, NJ Lines: 20 Here's a bit of an oldie. It is still all too true. A woman to her butcher: "How dare you charge $6.00/pound for pork chops. Why, the butcher down the street is only charging $2.50/pound." Butcher: "Well, then. Why don't you just buy your pork chops there?" Woman: "He's out of pork chops." Butcher: "Well, when I'm out of pork chops, my price is $2.50/pound, too." -- ". . . and shun the frumious Bandersnatch." Robert Neinast (ihnp4!ho95b!ran) AT&T-Bell Labs