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From: hawk@oliven.UUCP (Rick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: polish joke - offensive to poles
Message-ID: <780@oliven.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 26-Dec-84 16:15:59 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 26 16:15:59 1984
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Organization: Symposium on Alchoholism
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The friendly neighborhood Polack got tired of it and decided to become an
Italian.  He hired a lawyer and got his name changed to Luigi Carcione (sp?).
Deciding that he wanted to try the foods of his homeland, he rushed into the
store hollaring, "I wanna linguini, an a pizza, an a lasagna!"
	The clerk asked, "You're polish, aren't you"
	"Yeah, how'd you know?"
	"This is  a hardware store."

rick