Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-koala!robins From: robins@koala.DEC (Life is like an analogy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: SARJokes Friday, Dec 21th, 1984 Message-ID: <50@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Dec-84 14:10:03 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.50 Posted: Fri Dec 21 14:10:03 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 23-Dec-84 04:58:53 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 67 the beautiful redhead at the hotel bar. he was taken aback when she told him that her price was $500, but he was so horney he agreed. they went up to his hotel room and she headed for the bathroom. when she came out, she was shocked to see him on the bed, beating off furiously. "what in hell do you think you're doing?" she asked. "baby", the businessman panted, "for $500, you're not going to get the easy one." ---------- the 2 couples go together every saturday night and boredom had set in, so they decided to change partners. the next morning, harold woke up and said to his partner: "did you enjoy yourself last night?" "i had a terrific time", came the reply, "let's go see how the girls did!" ---------- why is a 1-story brothel financially better than a 2-story brothel? there is no fucking overhead. ---------- what is better than honor? in 'er ---------- what is the best thing that comes out of a penis when you stroke it? the wrinkles. ---------- 2 guys are fishing off the same dock. one guy is catching fish left and right. the other can't get a nibble. finally, he asks his successful friend "how come you're catching so many fish? whaddya use for bait?" the guy replied "i have a friend who's an undertaker. everytime he gets a female stiff, he cuts off the pussy lips and gives them to me. they make great bait." "pussy lips, huh," the guy replied, "well i noticed everytime you take one out you put it to your nose and smell it. how come?" the man answered: "every once in a while the crazy bastard puts an asshole in there!" ---------- there was this couple marooned on a small island in the middle of the ocean, the only 2 survivors of a shipwreck. she was a virgin, but after a couple of months, he convinced her that they were never gonna be saved so she gave up her cherry. 2 years later, she became ashamed of what she was doing, so she stopped eating and died. two years after that, he became ashamed of what he was doing and buried her. ---------- A man marches up to the bar and orders 25 martini's. "25 martini's" says the beertender, "what's the occasion?" "My very first blow job" announced the man proudly. "Wow" replies the beertender who is now quite impressed, "I'll give you 26 martini's!" "Thats ok" says the man, "It'll only take 25 to get the taste out of my mouth" Fri 21-Dec-1984 13:53 Never eat anything bigger than your head