Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site sysvis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!sysvis!george From: george@sysvis.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Help! How to tell Demos from Repubs Message-ID: <-1833214@sysvis.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Dec-84 17:28:00 EST Article-I.D.: sysvis.-1833214 Posted: Thu Dec 13 17:28:00 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Dec-84 04:54:23 EST Lines: 15 Nf-ID: #N:sysvis:-1833214:000:540 Nf-From: sysvis!george Dec 13 16:28:00 1984 : Would someone please come to my rescue? 2 or 3 years ago, someone showed me a typewritten paper which delineated the differences between Republicans and Democrats. i.e. Republicans drink Scotch, Democrats drink Bourbon. etc. It was about two 8 1/2 x 11 typewritten pages and began with how turtles are able to tell male from female. If you have seen a paper of this sort, would you post it to the net. I'm moving and will pick it up at the new location. I'm sure that most net.jokers would enjoy it. Thanks in advance.