Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-jon!moroney From: moroney@jon.DEC Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: You wanted Confucius, you GOT Confucius! (rot13) Message-ID: <265@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Dec-84 11:13:16 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.265 Posted: Fri Dec 14 11:13:16 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Dec-84 09:21:23 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 35 ********** Pbashpvhf Fnl ********** 1. Zna jub fperjf arne tenirlneq vf shpxvat arne qrnq. 2. Zna jub ynl tvey ba uvyy, abg ba yriry. 3. Ur jub svfurf va bgure zna'f jryy bsgra pngpurf penof. 4. Jvsr jub chg uhfonaq va qbtubhfr bsgra svaq uvz va pngubhfr. 5. Obl jub cynl jvgu uvzfrys chyyf obare. 6. Jbzna jub fyvqrf qbja onaavfgre znxrf zbaxrl fuvar. 7. Obl jub tbrf gb orq jvgu frk ceboyrz jnxr hc gb svaq fbyhgvba va unaq. 8. Tvey jub zneel qrgrpgvir zhfg xvff qvpx. 9. Zna jub ynl tvey va svryq trgf cvrpr ba rnegu. 10. Ivetva yvxr onyybba ----- bar cevpx, nyy tbar! 11. Tvey jub qbhpurf jvgu ivartne jnyx nebhaq jvgu fbhe chff. 12. Jbzna jub chg ebbfgre va serrmre unf sebmra pbpx. 13. Zna jub fryy Xbgrk vf penpx fnyrfzna. 14. Oybaqr tvey unir oynpx unve, ol penpxl! 15. Tvey fubhyq abg zneel onfxrgonyy cynlre. Ur qevooyrf orsber ur fubbgf. 16. Zna jub yrg sneg va puhepu fvg va bja crj. 17. Zna jub fperj pbbx va cnagel fbzrgvzr trgf nff va wnz. 18. Zna jvgu nguyrgvp svatre znxrf oebnq whzc. 19. Jbzna jub pbbxf pneebgf naq crrf va fnzr cbg irel hafnavgnel. 20. Zna jub zneel tvey jvgu ab ohfg unf evtug gb srry ybj qbja. 21. Tvey jub syl nvecynar hcfvqr qbja obhaq gb unir penpx hc. 22. Zna jub nethrf jvgu jvsr va zbeavat unf ab cvrpr ng avtug. 23. Tvey jub evqr ovplpyr crqnyf nff nyy bire gbja. 24. Zna jub fyrrcf jvgu byq ura svaqf vg'f orggre guna chyyrg. 25. Zna jub ybfr xrl gb tvey'f ncnegzrag abg trg arj xrl. 26. Zna jvgu ubyr va cbpxrg srry pbpxl nyy qnl. 27. Xbgrk abg orfg guvat ba rnegu, ohg arkg gb vg. 28. Onol pbaprvirq va onpx frng bs pne jvgu nhgbzngvp genafzvffvba tebj hc gb or fuvsgyrff onfgneq. --------