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From: ladew@ihuxm.UUCP (Joe LaDew)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Confucius Say...
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Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 12:46:56 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 18 12:46:56 1984
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Confucius say:
 
    He who go to bed with itchy butt,
    wakes up with smelly finger.

    

    He who goes to church and farts,
    sits in his own pew !