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Subject: Re: On Feminine Protection, from net.women.only
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> 	But look, "toilet paper" is a euphemism!  I don't use it for papering
> 	toilets and I'll bet you don't even either.  I don't even use it for
> 	miscellaneous toilet needs:  I use tissues for that.  What toilet
> 	paper really is is "Strips of compressed cellulose and other junk
> 	used for scraping out the feces that stick in between your cheeks
> 	when you have a bowel movement."  They certainly don't call it
> 	"Shit Absorbing Paper" on television.

	Far as I know, they don't even call it toilet paper on TV. They
usually say "bathroom tissue". Euphemisms within euphemisms!