Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxi.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!hoxna!houxm!whuxl!whuxi!ktw From: ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN) Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish Subject: We Must Be Doing Something Right to Last 6000 Years Message-ID: <220@whuxi.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Dec-84 15:12:09 EST Article-I.D.: whuxi.220 Posted: Fri Dec 21 15:12:09 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Dec-84 03:26:41 EST Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 17 Last night at dinner my 3-year-old son Benjamin asked us the following question: "Wanna hear a joke?" Obviously, the answer was Yes. Ben screwed up his face in anticipation and uttered this magnificent one-liner: "Jews celebrate Christmas!" He and his older brother Jacob started laughing as did their very proud parents. Whatever else we have done wrong, are doing wrong, or will do wrong, this much at least we've done right. Ken Wolman Bell Communications Research @ Livingston whuxi!ktw