Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucbvax.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!ucbvax!info-vax From: info-vax@ucbvax.ARPA Newsgroups: fa.info-vax Subject: xmas Message-ID: <3936@ucbvax.ARPA> Date: Mon, 24-Dec-84 15:22:46 EST Article-I.D.: ucbvax.3936 Posted: Mon Dec 24 15:22:46 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Dec-84 03:12:18 EST Sender: daemon@ucbvax.ARPA Organization: University of California at Berkeley Lines: 105 From: rallis@EDWARDS-VAX THE TWELVE COMPUTERIZED DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my computer gave to me A glitch on the video screen. On the second day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Two keyboard bounces, and a glitch on the video screen. On the third day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the FORTH day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the fifth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the sixth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the seventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the eighth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the ninth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the tenth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Eleven damaged diskettes, Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Twelve blown-out circuits, Eleven damaged diskettes, Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.