Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!uw-june!uw70!charles From: charles@uw70 (Bad Charles) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensive to everyone rot13 Message-ID: <172@uw70.UUCP> Date: Thu, 27-Dec-84 12:41:02 EST Article-I.D.: uw70.172 Posted: Thu Dec 27 12:41:02 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Dec-84 23:10:33 EST Lines: 49 The following jokes are guaranteed to be offensive to someone, and that's why they're encrypted. Don't read them if you're sensitive. D. Jungf jbefr guna n pneqobneq obk? N. Cncre Gvgf D. Jung qb lbh tvir na rvtugl-lrne-byq ynql sbe ure oveguqnl? N. Zvxvr - ur'yy rng nalguvat. D. Jung vf juvgr, unf bar fvqr naq fjvzf va gur bprna? N. Zbovhf Qvpx V erpragyl unq nyy V pbhyq rng ng n Trezna-Puvarfr rguavp erfgnhenag. Unys na ubhe yngre V jnf uhatel sbe cbjre... D. Jul qbrf gur jvaq oybj sebz abegu gb fbhgu va Oevgvfu Pbyhzovn? N. Orpnhfr Jnfuvatgba fhpxf. D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy? N. Lbh pna bayl trg guerr svatref va n objyvat onyy. D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy? N. Va na rzretrapl lbh jbhyq rng n objyvat onyy. D. Jul qb tveyf va Frnggyr jrne ghegyrarpxf? N. Gb uvqr gurve syrn pbyynef. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy 3 cvtf naq n genpgbe jvgu n qrnq onggrel va Jnfuvatgba? N. Gur fgngr snve. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n cerggl tvey va Frnggyr? N. N gbhevfg. D. Jul qb gur Frnggyr Znevaref cynl ba negvsvpvny ghes? N. Gb xrrc gur purreyrnqref sebz tenmvat. D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n tbevyyn jvgu n tvey sebz Frnggyr? N. Vg pna'g or qbar, gurer ner fbzr guvatf n tbevyyn whfg jba'g qb. D. Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra lbtheg naq Frnggyr? N. Lbtheg unf npgvir phygher. Charles E. Camisa Geophysics Department University of Washington