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From: campbell@regal.DEC
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Subject: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes...
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Date: Fri, 28-Dec-84 12:55:52 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 28 12:55:52 1984
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There was this guy that lived on a very secluded part of a beach.  He was
extremely lonely and desperate for a girl.  Being as desperate as he was
he went after a sheep.  While he was screwing the sheep a vicious dog would
come out of nowhere and bite the guy in the leg.  This continued for a few
days.

Then one day a gorgeous blonde washed up on the beach close to death.  The
guy revived her using the latest methods of CPR.  The lady was so grateful
to him that she said: "Whatever you want, I will do it."  So the guy replies:

 "That's great...could you hold back the dog for a few minutes."


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