Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site uf-csv.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!uf-csv!leo From: leo@uf-csv.UUCP (Leo Wilson [staff]) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Cleopatra (offensive to people with a sense of humor) Message-ID: <161@uf-csv.UUCP> Date: Mon, 17-Dec-84 07:58:32 EST Article-I.D.: uf-csv.161 Posted: Mon Dec 17 07:58:32 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 19-Dec-84 02:47:03 EST Organization: Univ of Fla, Computer and Information Science Lines: 20 One sunny day Cleopatra was playing in her garden. She set her snake in a basket next to her and began digging a hole to plant a rose in. After digging for a while, her top handmaiden came out and asked if she'd like something to eat. Cleopatra turned to her and said, "No." As she turned back to her digging, she stuck her hand into the basket and the snake bit her. She died. Moral: Cleopatra didn't know her asp from a hole in the ground. -- Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author. Leo Wilson USPS: University of Florida akgua!uf-csv(!uf-csg)!leo 512 Weil Hall CSNET: leo@ufl Gainesville, FL 32611 AT&T: (904)392-2371 "There are two types of aircraft: Fighters and Targets."