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From: lyle@sjuvax.UUCP (lyle)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A day at the races (rot 13)
Message-ID: <745@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 13:29:29 EST
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.745
Posted: Thu Dec 20 13:29:29 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 22-Dec-84 01:11:41 EST
Reply-To: lyle@sjuvax.UUCP (lyle)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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	N Cernpure jnagrq gb envfr zbarl sbe gur puhepu, naq orvat gbyq
	gung gurer jnf n sbeghar va ubefr enpvat, qrpvqrq gb chepunfr bar
	naq ragre uvz va enprf.

	Ubjrire ng gur ybpny nhpgvba, gur tbvat cevpr sbe ubefrf jnf fb 
	fgrrc gung ur raqrq hc ohlvat n qbaxrl.

	Ur svtherq gung fvapr ur unq vg, ur zvtug nf jryy tb nurnq naq 
	ragre vg va n enpr. Gb uvf fhecevfr, gur qbaxrl pnzr va guveq.
	Gur arkg qnl gur enpvat sbez pneevrq guvf urnqyvar.

	CERNPURE''F NFF FUBJF

	Gur cernpure jnf cyrnfrq jvgu uvf qbaxrl fb ur ragrerq vg va gur
	enprf ntnva, naq guvf gvzr vg jba. Gur sbez fnvq:

	CERNPURE''F NFF BHG VA SEBAG

	Gur Ovfubc jnf fb hcfrg jvgu guvf xvaq bs choyvpvgl gung ur beqrerq
	gur Cernpure abg gb ragre gur qbaxrl va nabgure enpr. Gur arjfcncre
	cevagrq guvf urnqyvar:

	OVFUBC FPENGPURF CERNPUREF NFF

	Guvf jnf gbb zhpu sbe gur ovfubc, naq ur beqrerq gur Cernpure gb trg
	evq bs gur navzny. Gur Cernpure qrpvqrq gb tvir gur qbaxrl gb n Aha
	va n arneol Pbairag. Gur urnqyvar gur arkg qnl ernq :

	AHA UNF GUR ORFG NFF VA GBJA

	Gur Ovfubc snvagrq. Ur vasbezrq gur Aha gung fur jbhyq unir gb qvfcbfr
	bs gur qbaxrl, naq fur fbyq vg gb n snezre sbe $10. Gur cncre fgngrq :

	AHA CRQQYRF NFF SBE GRA OHPXF

	Gur Ovfubc jnf ohevrq gur arkg qnl.


	

	Bx fb qba'g ynhtu............................

						J. W. Ylyr {fwhink}