Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site tty3b.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!mgnetp!ltuxa!tty3b!jwz From: jwz@tty3b.UUCP ("James Zubert"37 94720) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: ADULT EDUCATION Message-ID: <558@tty3b.UUCP> Date: Mon, 17-Dec-84 11:24:55 EST Article-I.D.: tty3b.558 Posted: Mon Dec 17 11:24:55 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 18-Dec-84 02:54:30 EST Organization: Teletype Corp., Skokie, Ill Lines: 58 Thus reads the course list from a local community college. ADULT EDUCATION--1985 SELF-IMPROVEMENT ECONOMICS 500 Creative Suffering EC403 Convert Your Kirby Vacuum to a 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind Fully Automatic Rifle 502 You and Your Birthmarks EC404 How to Convert Your Family 503 Guilt Without Sex Room Into a Garage 504 This Primal Shrug EC405 Burglarproof Your Home With 505 Ego Gratification Cement Through Violence EC406 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy 506 Molding Your Child's EC407 Sinus Drainage at Home Behavior Through EC408 1001 Uses for Your Kirby Guilt and Fear Vacuum 507 Dealing With Post- EC409 Repair am Maintenance of Realization Depression Your Virginity 508 Whine your Way to EC410 How to Convert a Wheelchair Alienation Into a Dune Buggy 509 How to Overcome Self- EC411 Christianity and the Art Doubt Through Pretense of R.V. Maintenance and Ostentation EC412 Cat Hair Macrame EC413 What to do with Your BUSINESS AND CAREER Conversation Pit 101 How I made $100.00 in Real Estate HEALTH AND FITNESS 102 How I Only Lost $100.00 in Commodities HE202 Creative Tooth Decay 103 Packaging and Selling HE203 Exorcism and Acne Your Children HE204 The Joys of Hypochondria 104 Money Can Make You Rich HE205 High Fiber Sex 105 Career Opportunities HE206 Suicide and Your Health in El Salvador HE207 Biofeedback and How to Stop 106 How to Profit from HE208 Skate Yourself to Regularity Your Own Body HE209 Understanding Nudity 107 The Underachiever's HE210 Tap Dance Your Way to Ridicule Guide to Very Small HE211 Optional Body Functioning Business Opportunities HE212 Dressing Right/Dressing Left: 108 Tax Shelters for the How it can change Your Life Indigent HE213 The Braille System of Anatomy 109 Looters' Guide to American Cities 110 Mortgage Reduction ARTS AND CRAFTS Through Arson AC303 Self-Destruction Through Macrame AC304 Needlecraft for Junkies AC305 Cuticle Crafts AC306 Gifts for the Senile AC307 Bonsai Your Pet AC308 How to Draw Genitals