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From: jmd@aluxe.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes, AT&T Bell Labs, Reading, Pa.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: School Jokes
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Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 14:02:55 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 18 14:02:55 1984
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Four students come to class late.  The teacher asks the first girl why she was
late.  "I was blowing bubbles" replies the first little girl.  "Thats no excuse"
snaps the teacher.  "And why were you late" the teacher asks the second little
girl.  "I was blowing bubbles" replies the second little girl.  The teacher
again replies "thats no excuse" and questions the third little girl on her 
reason for being late.  "I was blowing bubbles" replies the third little girl.
The teacher turns to the little boy who was late and says "I guess you were 
blowing bubbles too."  "No", replies the little boy, "I'm Bubbles."

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On the first day back from summer vacation the teacher tells the students to 
come up to the chalkboard and draw the most exciting thing that happened on
their vacation.  Little Suzy comes up and draws a picture of the ocean and a
sand castle representing her trip to the shore.  "Thats fine Suzy" says the 
teacher.  Little Lucy comes up next and draws a picture of Mickey Mouse and a
rollercoaster representing her trip to Disney World.  "Thats fine Lucy" replies
the teacher.  Little Johnny comes up and puts a dot on the board.  "Whats that
Johnny," questions the teacher, "its just a period."  Johnny says "yeah, my 
sister missed hers."