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From: ron@wjvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Hows abouts a riddle collection??  (Includes one)
Message-ID: <276@wjvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 20:23:06 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 18 20:23:06 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 21-Dec-84 00:46:12 EST
Organization: Watkins Johnson, San Jose, Calif.
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Well, I think we're all pretty sick of limericks, pick-up lines,
light bulb jokes, zen master jokes, op-codes, ad nausium.  Time
to move on to bigger and better things.  How about a collection
of two liner riddles?  Of what possible use, you might ask.  Well,
when I call and get an answering machine, I leave the first half
of a riddle along with my phone number.  People tend to call me back.
(Unless they've heard it already.)  I'm running out of ammunition.
Help!

Now, my riddle.  *warning*, offensive to sensitive people.











What's black and white and red all over and won't fit through a
revolving door?






















A nun with a spear through her head!

(Sick)
-- 

	Ron Christian  (Watkins-Johnson Co.  San Jose, Calif.)
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