Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uiucdcsb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcsb!mcdaniel From: mcdaniel@uiucdcsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Oxymorons, Pleonasms and various for Message-ID: <8700146@uiucdcsb.UUCP> Date: Sun, 16-Dec-84 15:08:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcsb.8700146 Posted: Sun Dec 16 15:08:00 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 17-Dec-84 05:37:42 EST References: <831@eisx.UUCP> Lines: 22 Nf-ID: #R:eisx:-83100:uiucdcsb:8700146:000:862 Nf-From: uiucdcsb!mcdaniel Dec 16 14:08:00 1984 Here's a good oxymoron that was posted here recently: "Don't forget to sign up for the holiday party! The deadline is soon. Rumor has it that (a non denominational) Santa Claus will be showing up at the party." . . . Considering that "Santa" means "Saint", it should be a neat trick . . . (Of course, discussion about whether Christmas is more secular than religous should go to the appropriate newsgroup.) ------------------ UNIX is a trademark of ATT. VAX and PDP are trademarks of Digital Equipment Corp. The opinions expressed above are my own, and are not in any way indicative of the opinions of any other entity or group of entities in this universe. Void where taxed or prohibited by law. This space for rent. She bop, she bop. Tim McDaniel Usenet: ...{pur-ee|ihnp4|convex}!uiucdcs!mcdaniel Csnet: mcdaniel%uiuc@csnet-relay.arpa (really!)