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From: robins@koala.DEC (Life is like an analogy)
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Subject: SARJokes Wednesday, Dec 19th, 1984
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Date: Wed, 19-Dec-84 17:32:08 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 19 17:32:08 1984
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    "I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight!!"
    "Oh, how can you tell that??"
    "Well last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo"
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Then there was the masochistic girl who groaned to her boyfriend, "Give me
nine inches and make it hurt!" So he fucked her twice and slapped her.
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    While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who
was pretty, chic, and intelligent.  When he persuaded her to disrobe in his
hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well.  Unfortunately, the
executive found himself unable to perform. 
    On his first night home, the executive padded naked from the shower into the
bedroom to find his wife swathed in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her
face creamed, munching candy loudly as she pored through a movie magazine.  And
then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. 
    Looking down at his throbbing member, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed
-up son of a bitch!  Now I know why they call you a prick!" 


Wed 19-Dec-1984 17:17  Never eat anything bigger than your head