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From: bynum@isosvax.UUCP (Hugh Bynum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas, 1984
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Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 19:27:54 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 18 19:27:54 1984
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As to Mr. Claus being a threat, does anyone remember Arlo Guthrie's
"The Pause of Mr. Claus"?

    Santa Claus wears a red suit
    He's a Communist.

    He has long hair and a beard
    Must be a pacifist.

    What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
    (dum, de dum de dum)

    Santa Claus comes in your house at night.
    He must be a dope fiend to get you up tight.

    Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

    -- reproduced without permission just for the fun of it...

       Merry Crustchove!


-- 
    "Say, is that a real poncho?  I mean is that a Mexican poncho
     or a Sears poncho?  Hmmmmm..... No foolin?"  -- F.Z.

    Hugh Bynum - Intel ISO-South, Phoenix Arizona
    ....{dual,hplabs}!intelca!omovax!isosvax!bynum

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