Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxi.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!mhuxj!houxm!whuxl!whuxi!ktw From: ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: School Jokes Message-ID: <210@whuxi.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Dec-84 13:55:33 EST Article-I.D.: whuxi.210 Posted: Wed Dec 19 13:55:33 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 20-Dec-84 23:39:58 EST References: <563@aluxe.UUCP> Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 17 A little farmboy shows up late one morning at his rural school. The teacher is quite irritated. "Why are you late, young man?" she snaps. "Well," says the boy, "I hadda do my chores first. I hadda take the cow to be serviced." "Couldn't your father have done that?" asks the teacher. "Sure," says the kid, "but the bull does it better." [It's Wednesday but it sure feels like Friday!] Ken Wolman Bellcore @ Livingston Psychiatric Hospital for Mad Tech Writers whuxi!ktw