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From: robins@koala.DEC (Life is like an analogy)
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Subject: SARJokes Thursday, Dec 20th, 1984
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Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 17:22:42 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 20 17:22:42 1984
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	Mr. Smith hired himself a new secretary.  She was a sweet and
polite young thing.  One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly
was open.  Upon leaving the room, she said, "Oh Mr. Smith, did you know
your barracks door is open?"
 
	He didn't understand her remark, but later happened to look down
and see that his zipper was open.
 
	Mr. Smith decided to have some fun with his new secretary.  Calling
her in he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door
open this morning, did you see a soldier standing at attention?"
 
	She was quick and witty and replied, "All I saw was a disabled
veteran sitting on two old duffle bags."
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     A man waiting outside the delivery room had been really obnoxious
to the nurses.  When his wife finally gave birth, they decided to shake
him up by bringing out a black baby to show him.
 
     "Well," one nurse said, waiting for a reaction, "what do you think?"
 
     "Cute kid," the man said.
 
     "Don't you think it's strange that the baby is black?"
 
     "Nah," the man said, "my fucking wife burns everything."
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We've all heard about the woman who married a Field Service engineer, but
divorced him after one day because he'd done nothing on their wedding night but
promise to have it up in 15 minutes. 
    But what few people know is that the poor man was in the bathroom all night,
masturbating furiously, saying 
	"I don't understand, it passes the diagnostics"


Thu 20-Dec-1984 16:52  Never eat anything bigger than your head