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From: piggott@bnl.UUCP (Christopher Piggott @ Brookhaven National Laboratory, Long Island, N.Y.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: State zoo
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Date: Fri, 14-Dec-84 16:36:52 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 14 16:36:52 1984
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     The state zoo had a porpoise act.  But the porposes were always mating in
their cages before and after the show, and all of the zoo's visitors were very
embarassed.  The head zoologist told the porpoise keeper to seperate the porp-
oises into different cages, so the keeper decided to put the first one into
the penguin cage.  He also decided that it would take too long to go all the
way around the zoo to get to the penguins, so he thought to himself how much
quicker it would be to just walk through the lion cage.  This is what he
decided to do.  Just as he was crossing them, a policeman yelled at him,
"STOP!  YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!"
   "What for?", says the porpoise keeper.
 
 
   "FOR CROSSING STATE LIONS WITH OBSCENE PORPOSES!"