Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site tymix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!oliveb!tymix!figmo From: figmo@tymix.UUCP (Lynn Gold) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Christmas Carols (rot13) Message-ID: <337@tymix.UUCP> Date: Mon, 24-Dec-84 16:23:43 EST Article-I.D.: tymix.337 Posted: Mon Dec 24 16:23:43 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Dec-84 02:45:40 EST Organization: Tymnet Inc., Cupertino CA Lines: 71 Jryy sbyxf, vg'f gung gvzr bs lrne ntnva, fb V gubhtug V'q znxr zl pbagevohgvba... Gurfr "pnebyf" (vs lbh pna pnyy gurz gung) unir nccrnerq ba inevbhf pbzchgre ohyyrgva obneqf guebhtubhg gur cnfg srj lrnef, ohg V qba'g guvax gurl'ir znqr vg urer gb Hfrarg lrg, fb urer tbrf... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * JUVGR XVGGL (fhat gb "Juvgr Puevfgznf") V'z qernzvat bs zl juvgr xvggl Hc ba gur ynobengbel furys Jvgu ure avar yvirf gnxra Fur yvrf, sbefnxra Nybar, nyy gurer ol urefrys V'z qernzvat bs zl juvgr xvggl Jvgu nyy ure irvaf znexrq bhg va erq Naq nf V qvfzrzore ure urnq V fher ubcr zl xvggl-png vf qrnq! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * EHQBYCU, GUR ERQ-NFFRQ ERVAQRRE (fhat gb "Ehqbycu, gur Erq-Abfrq Ervaqrre") Ehqbycu, gur erq-nffrq ervaqrre Unq n irel fuval nff Naq vs lbh rire fnj vg Lbh jbhyq fnl vg cnffrf tnf Nyy bs gur bgure ervaqrre Hfrq gb pnyy uvf nff-ubyr anzrf Gurl arire yrg cbbe Ehqbycu Cynl va nal enzzvat tnzrf Gura bar sbttl Puevfgznf rir Fnagn pnzr gb fnl "Ehqbycu, jvgu lbhe nff fb oevtug, Jba'g lbh or zl fyrq'f gnvy yvtug?" Gura nyy gur ervaqrre ybirq uvz Naq gurl fubhgrq bhg jvgu tyrr, "Ehqbycu, gur erq-nffrq ervaqrre, Lbh'yy tb qbja va nff-ubyr-el!" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * PUEVFGZNF FBAT (fhat gb gur Zry Gbezr ghar bs gur fnzr anzr) Puvyqera ebnfgvat ba na bcra sver Wnpx Sebfg avccvat ng lbhe **** Juberf anzrq Pneby orvat ynvq arne n sver Ol gjragl ubeal yvggyr gjvgf Rirelobql xabjf n ghexrl jvgu n svsgu be gjb Urycf gb trg hf qehax gbavtug Gval gbgf jvgu gurve fxvaf tbyqra oebja Jvyy gnfgr whfg evtug gb rng gbavtug Gurl xabj gung Fnagn Pynhf vf ba uvf jnl Ur'f oevatvat ybgf bs juvcf naq punvaf hcba uvf fyrvtu Naq rirel zbgure'f puvyq jvyy ghea njnl Gb frr uvf zbzzl naq qnqql trggvat ynvq Naq fb V'z bssrevat n fvzcyr cuenfr Sbe xvqf sebz bar gb avargl-gjb Nygubhtu vg'f orra fnvq znal gvzrf, znal jnlf -- ZREEL PUEVFG, S*** LBH!