Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site isosvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!intelca!omovax!isosvax!bynum From: bynum@isosvax.UUCP (Hugh Bynum) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Merry Christmas, 1984 Message-ID: <193@isosvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 19:27:54 EST Article-I.D.: isosvax.193 Posted: Tue Dec 18 19:27:54 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 30-Dec-84 01:44:25 EST References: <1174@trwrba.UUCP> Organization: Intel Corp, Phoenix (Deer valley), AZ Lines: 31 As to Mr. Claus being a threat, does anyone remember Arlo Guthrie's "The Pause of Mr. Claus"? Santa Claus wears a red suit He's a Communist. He has long hair and a beard Must be a pacifist. What's in the pipe that he's smoking? (dum, de dum de dum) Santa Claus comes in your house at night. He must be a dope fiend to get you up tight. Why do police guys beat on peace guys? -- reproduced without permission just for the fun of it... Merry Crustchove! -- "Say, is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican poncho or a Sears poncho? Hmmmmm..... No foolin?" -- F.Z. Hugh Bynum - Intel ISO-South, Phoenix Arizona ....{dual,hplabs}!intelca!omovax!isosvax!bynum [ Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are a figment of a warped ] [ imagination and not those of Intel or its employees. ]