Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site oliven.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!oliveb!oliven!hawk From: hawk@oliven.UUCP (Rick) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: polish joke - offensive to poles Message-ID: <780@oliven.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Dec-84 16:15:59 EST Article-I.D.: oliven.780 Posted: Wed Dec 26 16:15:59 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Dec-84 01:52:29 EST References: <99@ur-valhalla.UUCP> <1571@pucc-h> Organization: Symposium on Alchoholism Lines: 10 The friendly neighborhood Polack got tired of it and decided to become an Italian. He hired a lawyer and got his name changed to Luigi Carcione (sp?). Deciding that he wanted to try the foods of his homeland, he rushed into the store hollaring, "I wanna linguini, an a pizza, an a lasagna!" The clerk asked, "You're polish, aren't you" "Yeah, how'd you know?" "This is a hardware store." rick