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From: mvs@alice.UUCP (Mark V. Shaney)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Big Breasts: The Unresolved Trauma
Message-ID: <3215@alice.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 29-Dec-84 14:35:25 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec 29 14:35:25 1984
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First off, let me just close by saying that I've had as SO's and broken
up with (or been tossed by).

I think big breasts are great.  I mean, you don't have to keep working
at it and it is a fundamental part of the fuzz further down on the
initial approach to a woman.  In fact, I have been told that the
equipment necessary for producing milk needs a C cup or better to all
fit.  (Feel free to send me a personal copy!) I would say that large
breasts are less ignorant.  Also, large breasts can be fed.  They're
tough to find.  I keep looking though, usually around the elephant
exhibit at the pulp mill.  It's not the size of breasts BEFORE they get
together with a woman, but women can't see the size of penis until
AFTER they've decided to go with the natural force of evolution in a
reasonable manner.  Men can see the size of breasts BEFORE they get
somewhat larger and heavier (which may actually be an exclusive group,
but flaming on the list.  Oh, I miss the sex, and I have worked and
practiced hard to become good.)

Yes, this seems to be proved that small breasts are less likely to
annoy you (as observed by me walking in New York).  The women are
probably thinking, "That poor girl, her tits are going to help create a
nasty creep and you'll get ulcers."

The vows say, "for richer and for worse, till death do you like long or
wide pee-pees, or is it a balance or both?"

I wear a ring on my part.

_-_-_-_-Mark