Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site umcp-cs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!umcp-cs!flink From: flink@umcp-cs.UUCP (Paul Torek) Newsgroups: net.singles,net.women Subject: BIG BREASTs Message-ID: <2112@umcp-cs.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Dec-84 15:40:08 EST Article-I.D.: umcp-cs.2112 Posted: Wed Dec 26 15:40:08 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Dec-84 02:34:59 EST Distribution: net Organization: U of Maryland, Computer Science Dept., College Park, MD Lines: 26 [] While sitting in my unprejudiced unbiased egalitarian abode, sipping a shasta thinking pure thoughts, I was accosted by this most awful and disgraceful television show "Mickey Spalane's Mike Hammer". Now you can imagine the terrible shock my virgin eyes witnessed when I saw girl after girl approach Mike Hammer, try to pick up Mike Hammer, walk their dog, cross the street, drive cars, shoot guns, just plain breathe, all with big breasts bouncing around. Of course I turned off the television. I was not about to insult my intelligence by watching this kind of entertainment. I have more respect for girls and their place in society then to view them(pun) for an hour in this degrading fashion. Unfortunately the rest of my tv stations were not working and I was very tired after a long day and couldn't seem to get up, and everybody else wanted to watch it, and all the books were being read, and dinner happened to be an hour away, and the stars were out, so I was forced to watch it and see two huge sumptuous breasts bouncing in my face for an hour. A fate almost as bad as watching a Dolly Parton christmas show. Obviously the producers of this show know what attracts the ratings. You don't see too many shows with Hilda ironing board wombat as extras. Adam Sandler (I know what they mean about being an ass,man.) NOT THE ICONOCLAST(P.Torek)