Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site wjvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!sun!qubix!ios!wjvax!ron From: ron@wjvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Hows abouts a riddle collection?? (Includes one) Message-ID: <276@wjvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 20:23:06 EST Article-I.D.: wjvax.276 Posted: Tue Dec 18 20:23:06 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Dec-84 00:46:12 EST Organization: Watkins Johnson, San Jose, Calif. Lines: 52 Well, I think we're all pretty sick of limericks, pick-up lines, light bulb jokes, zen master jokes, op-codes, ad nausium. Time to move on to bigger and better things. How about a collection of two liner riddles? Of what possible use, you might ask. Well, when I call and get an answering machine, I leave the first half of a riddle along with my phone number. People tend to call me back. (Unless they've heard it already.) I'm running out of ammunition. Help! Now, my riddle. *warning*, offensive to sensitive people. What's black and white and red all over and won't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head! (Sick) -- Ron Christian (Watkins-Johnson Co. San Jose, Calif.) {pesnta,twg,ios,qubix,turtlevax,tymix}!wjvax!ron