Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gloria.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!godot!harvard!seismo!rochester!rocksvax!rocksanne!sunybcs!gloria!colonel From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman) Newsgroups: net.women Subject: Re: crossing streets Message-ID: <752@gloria.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Dec-84 12:39:41 EST Article-I.D.: gloria.752 Posted: Fri Dec 28 12:39:41 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 31-Dec-84 01:59:18 EST References: <259@boulder.UUCP> <1309@eosp1.UUCP> Organization: SUNY-Buffalo Confuser Science Lines: 14 [If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, salute it. --Vogon proverb] I was walking down Moebius Avenue at 3 A.M. when I saw a dangerous- looking woman approaching. Of course I crossed to the other side. Imagine my surprise when I walked right into her! I had forgotten that MOEBIUS AVENUE HAS ONLY ONE SIDE! From now on I'm going to protect myself by carrying my lucky Klein Bottle with me. Then if I ever need a place to hide, ... -- Col. G. L. Sicherman ...seismo!rochester!rocksanne!rocksvax!sunybcs!gloria!colonel