Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site lsuc.UUCP Path: utzoo!lsuc!msb From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: instructions Message-ID: <249@lsuc.UUCP> Date: Mon, 31-Dec-84 14:44:40 EST Article-I.D.: lsuc.249 Posted: Mon Dec 31 14:44:40 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 31-Dec-84 15:10:19 EST Distribution: net Organization: Law Society of Upper Canada, Toronto Lines: 14 From the brochure of a Japanese car rental company: When a passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Posted by Mark Brader. Credit: This is from an article by Donald Carroll which appeared in the [Toronto] Globe and Mail Dec. 26 and is copyright 1984 by the New York Times Service. Watch for it in recent or near future issues of your local paper.