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From: charles@uw70 (Bad Charles)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to everyone rot13
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Date: Thu, 27-Dec-84 12:41:02 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 27 12:41:02 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 29-Dec-84 23:10:33 EST
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The following jokes are guaranteed to be offensive to someone, and
that's why they're encrypted.  Don't read them if you're sensitive.

D.   Jungf jbefr guna n pneqobneq obk?
N.   Cncre Gvgf

D.  Jung qb lbh tvir na rvtugl-lrne-byq ynql sbe ure oveguqnl?
N.  Zvxvr  -  ur'yy rng nalguvat.


D. Jung vf juvgr, unf bar fvqr naq fjvzf va gur bprna?
N. Zbovhf Qvpx


V erpragyl unq nyy V pbhyq rng ng n Trezna-Puvarfr rguavp erfgnhenag.
Unys na ubhe yngre V jnf uhatel sbe cbjre...


D. Jul qbrf gur jvaq oybj sebz abegu gb fbhgu va Oevgvfu Pbyhzovn?
N. Orpnhfr Jnfuvatgba fhpxf.

D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy?
N. Lbh pna bayl trg guerr svatref va n objyvat onyy.

D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy?
N. Va na rzretrapl lbh jbhyq rng n objyvat onyy.

D. Jul qb tveyf va Frnggyr jrne ghegyrarpxf?
N. Gb uvqr gurve syrn pbyynef.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy 3 cvtf naq n genpgbe jvgu n qrnq onggrel va Jnfuvatgba?
N. Gur fgngr snve.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n cerggl tvey va Frnggyr?
N. N gbhevfg.

D. Jul qb gur Frnggyr Znevaref cynl ba negvsvpvny ghes?
N. Gb xrrc gur purreyrnqref sebz tenmvat.

D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n tbevyyn jvgu n tvey sebz Frnggyr?
N. Vg pna'g or qbar, gurer ner fbzr guvatf n tbevyyn whfg jba'g qb.

D. Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra lbtheg naq Frnggyr?
N. Lbtheg unf npgvir phygher.

                             Charles E. Camisa
			     Geophysics Department
			     University of Washington