Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-koala!robins From: robins@koala.DEC (Life is like an analogy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: SARJokes Thursday, Dec 20th, 1984 Message-ID: <43@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 17:22:42 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.43 Posted: Thu Dec 20 17:22:42 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 23-Dec-84 00:54:18 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 37 Mr. Smith hired himself a new secretary. She was a sweet and polite young thing. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. Upon leaving the room, she said, "Oh Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?" He didn't understand her remark, but later happened to look down and see that his zipper was open. Mr. Smith decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you see a soldier standing at attention?" She was quick and witty and replied, "All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffle bags." ---------- A man waiting outside the delivery room had been really obnoxious to the nurses. When his wife finally gave birth, they decided to shake him up by bringing out a black baby to show him. "Well," one nurse said, waiting for a reaction, "what do you think?" "Cute kid," the man said. "Don't you think it's strange that the baby is black?" "Nah," the man said, "my fucking wife burns everything." ---------- We've all heard about the woman who married a Field Service engineer, but divorced him after one day because he'd done nothing on their wedding night but promise to have it up in 15 minutes. But what few people know is that the poor man was in the bathroom all night, masturbating furiously, saying "I don't understand, it passes the diagnostics" Thu 20-Dec-1984 16:52 Never eat anything bigger than your head