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From: jwz@tty3b.UUCP ("James Zubert"37 94720)
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Subject: ADULT EDUCATION
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Date: Mon, 17-Dec-84 11:24:55 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 17 11:24:55 1984
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Thus reads the course list from a local community college.


			ADULT EDUCATION--1985


SELF-IMPROVEMENT                        ECONOMICS

500     Creative Suffering              EC403   Convert Your Kirby Vacuum to a
501     Overcoming Peace of Mind                  Fully Automatic Rifle
502     You and Your Birthmarks         EC404   How to Convert Your Family
503     Guilt Without Sex                         Room Into a Garage
504     This Primal Shrug               EC405   Burglarproof Your Home With
505     Ego Gratification                         Cement
	  Through Violence              EC406   Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
506     Molding Your Child's            EC407   Sinus Drainage at Home
	  Behavior Through              EC408   1001 Uses for Your Kirby
	  Guilt and Fear                          Vacuum
507     Dealing With Post-              EC409   Repair am Maintenance of
	  Realization Depression                  Your Virginity
508     Whine your Way to               EC410   How to Convert a Wheelchair
	  Alienation                              Into a Dune Buggy
509     How to Overcome Self-           EC411   Christianity and the Art
	  Doubt Through Pretense                  of R.V. Maintenance
	  and Ostentation               EC412   Cat Hair Macrame
					EC413   What to do with Your
BUSINESS AND CAREER                               Conversation Pit

101     How I made $100.00 in
	  Real Estate                   HEALTH AND FITNESS
102     How I Only Lost $100.00
	  in Commodities                HE202   Creative Tooth Decay
103     Packaging and Selling           HE203   Exorcism and Acne
	  Your Children                 HE204   The Joys of Hypochondria
104     Money Can Make You Rich         HE205   High Fiber Sex
105     Career Opportunities            HE206   Suicide and Your Health
	  in El Salvador                HE207   Biofeedback and How to Stop
106     How to Profit from              HE208   Skate Yourself to Regularity
	  Your Own Body                 HE209   Understanding Nudity
107     The Underachiever's             HE210   Tap Dance Your Way to Ridicule
	  Guide to Very Small           HE211   Optional Body Functioning
	  Business Opportunities        HE212   Dressing Right/Dressing Left:
108     Tax Shelters for the                      How it can change Your Life
	  Indigent                      HE213   The Braille System of Anatomy
109     Looters' Guide to
	  American Cities
110     Mortgage Reduction              ARTS AND CRAFTS
	  Through Arson
					AC303   Self-Destruction Through
						  Macrame
					AC304   Needlecraft for Junkies
					AC305   Cuticle Crafts
					AC306   Gifts for the Senile
					AC307   Bonsai Your Pet
					AC308   How to Draw Genitals