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From: ariels@orca.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Big Breasts
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Date: Tue, 18-Dec-84 13:15:11 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 18 13:15:11 1984
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen (and I use the terms loosely), I
submit, for your consideration, this dandy gem of a song, written
and sung by Kristen Lems of Champaign-Urbana, Illinois:

Mammary Glands

Chorus:

Mammary Glands, oh-oh
Mother Nature's dairy delight.
You can't make cream or butter
'Cause their just a human udder.
A natural mammalian sight.

Do you want to pay to take a peek
At what drives men insane?
Well they're in anthro books galore and
I am sure that you'll adore 'em.
Cave women hade the same
Two simple...

Mammary Glands... (Chorus)

The men decided that a certain shape
Stands out more than the rest.
Well they made such a major issue
Women stuffed their bras with tissue.
Throw shoulders back to look your best.
Show off your ...

Mammary Glands... (Chorus)

If you're more than 36, you are desirable.
So don't be shy, they'll pay.
And know that once that you have sold out,
You may get a center fold-out.
They dig your dugs, you're on your way,
With famous...

Mammary Glands... (Chorus)

It's a multimillion dollar enterprise.
But no one knows what it's about.
If we think before we buy we'll bust 'em,
If we would defy 'em,
We might stand up and shout,
They're only....

Mammary Glands, Oh-oh.
Mother Nature's dairy delight.
You can't make cream or butter,
'Cause they're just a human udder.
A natural mammalian sight (oh, oh) 
A natural mammalian sight.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Now, PLEASE STOP!!!!!

Ariel (tit for tat) Shattan

P.S. -- You satisfied now, beagle breath?