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From: al@mot.UUCP (Al Filipski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: match queries
Message-ID: <55@mot.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 23-Dec-84 20:48:18 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec 23 20:48:18 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 27-Dec-84 02:47:30 EST
Organization: Motorola Microsystems, Phoenix AZ
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Q: What did the woodcutter say when the Turk asked him for a match?
A: "My adze and your fez"


Q: What did Cleopatra say when Moliere asked her for a match?
A: "My asp and your farce"

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Alan Filipski, UNIX group, Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ U.S.A
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