Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!mit-eddie!genrad!wjh12!talcott!harvard!seismo!rochester!ken From: ken@rochester.UUCP (Ken Yap) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: zoo Message-ID: <4785@rochester.UUCP> Date: Sun, 16-Dec-84 23:02:51 EST Article-I.D.: rocheste.4785 Posted: Sun Dec 16 23:02:51 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 18-Dec-84 02:22:53 EST References: <828@bnl.UUCP> Reply-To: ken@seneca.UUCP (Sue-Ken Yap) Distribution: net Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 20 Summary: In article <828@bnl.UUCP> piggott@bnl.UUCP (Christopher Piggott @ Brookhaven National Laboratory, Long Island, N.Y.) writes: >... > "FOR CROSSING STATE LIONS WITH OBSCENE PORPOSES!" No, no. You have the truncated version. This is the one I know: A scientist discovers that he can keep popoises alive indefinitely by feeding them a food made out of the meat of sea-gulls. One day he is taking their feed into his lab when he sees a lion sleeping on the doorstep. Not one to be thrown off easily, he gingerly steps over the lion, only to be immediately arrested by a police officer for: Carrying gulls across a staid lion for immortal popoises. All together now - groan! -- Ken Yap UUCP: (..!{allegra, decvax, seismo}!rochester!ken) ARPA: ken@rochester.arpa USnail: Dept. of Comp. Sci., U. of Rochester, NY 14627.