Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site mot.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!ut-sally!oakhill!mot!al From: al@mot.UUCP (Al Filipski) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: LBJs not found in Canonical List (i. Message-ID: <57@mot.UUCP> Date: Sun, 23-Dec-84 21:52:16 EST Article-I.D.: mot.57 Posted: Sun Dec 23 21:52:16 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Dec-84 02:47:44 EST References: <8700150@uiucdcsb.UUCP> Organization: Motorola Microsystems, Phoenix AZ Lines: 16 >The following cropped up while I was in anatomy lab doing a dissection. >(I'm a 1st year Med student.) We are currently looking for a better >answer than the one provided. > >Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? >A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. A better answer (but not by much) is: A: Infinitely many, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. -------------------------------- Alan Filipski, UNIX group, Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ U.S.A {allegra | ihnp4 } ! sftig ! mot ! al {seismo | ihnp4 } ! ut-sally ! oakhill ! mot ! al -------------------------------- We're all bozos on this bus.