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From: dep@allegra.UUCP (Dewayne E. Perry)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Some Father Goose tales
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Date: Wed, 19-Dec-84 09:35:17 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 19 09:35:17 1984
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One from the long dim past:

There once were two Knights and their page wandering though the country
side when they were accosted by a fierce but gay dragon.  the one knight
said to the other:

        Promise him anything but give him Arpage.

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the punch line from another, for which I can't remember enough of the
story to make it worthwhile trying to reconstruct:

        I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this.

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dont forget the "moron, tab and apple choir"

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