Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!mhuxj!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!microsoft!fluke!moriarty From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) Newsgroups: net.comics Subject: Re: Methods of killing nasty things [:-)] Message-ID: <136@vax2.fluke.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Dec-84 11:05:08 EST Article-I.D.: vax2.136 Posted: Wed Dec 12 11:05:08 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Dec-84 00:41:33 EST References: <663@pucc-k> <4490@rochester.UUCP> Reply-To: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) Organization: Somewhere in Soho Lines: 30 <"Yukon Cornellius Strikes Again!"> In article <4490@rochester.UUCP> ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP (Mike Ciaraldi) writes: >> After >> making a closing remark on what it *does* take to kill a >> demon, he obligingly dies. > >Aha, now we know! > >Silver bullets to kill a werewolf, >Wooden stake to kill a vampire, >Adamantium claws to kill a demon! > >No wonder demons have survived for so long! > >Mike Ciaraldi Sure, great, now we know what kills demons. But no one EVER addresses the REAL questions... what does it take to kill an accountant? Or (gasp) a TAX AUDITOR?! "Bullets just bounce off, sir!" "Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!" Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA