Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uiucdcsb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcsb!wsmith From: wsmith@uiucdcsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: LBJs not found in Canonical List (i. Message-ID: <8700150@uiucdcsb.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 18:31:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcsb.8700150 Posted: Thu Dec 20 18:31:00 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Dec-84 02:36:06 EST References: <986@aecom.UUCP> Lines: 27 Nf-ID: #R:aecom:-98600:uiucdcsb:8700150:000:734 Nf-From: uiucdcsb!wsmith Dec 20 17:31:00 1984 /* Written 6:42 pm Dec 4, 1984 by werner@aecom in uiucdcsb:net.jokes */ >The following cropped up while I was in anatomy lab doing a dissection. >(I'm a 1st year Med student.) We are currently looking for a better >answer than the one provided. Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. *********************** * How about: * A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer to Feel a Row of Necks with Lee Axe. * ^ * | * / * Think Japanese. *********************** Bill Smith, BS CS Purdue Zedakiah, ROTU {pur-ee|ihnp4}!uiucdcs!wsmith Department of Computer Science Digital Computer Laboratory 1304 W. Springfield Ave. Urbana, IL 61801