Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site uvaee.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!uvaee!nst From: nst@uvaee.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Mad Scientist Message-ID: <142@uvaee.UUCP> Date: Sun, 16-Dec-84 21:08:32 EST Article-I.D.: uvaee.142 Posted: Sun Dec 16 21:08:32 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 20-Dec-84 01:39:36 EST References: <532@aluxe.UUCP> Organization: EE Dept., U of Virginia, Charlottesville Lines: 30 > > > > Once there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory. > He was so lonely that one day, he decided to clone himself. Everything > worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth. The scientist > worked with the clone, but ,alas, he could not make the clone clean up his > language. He got so tired of the clone's language that one day he pushed him > off the end of a cliff. A policeman rushed up to him, and yelled > > "You are under arrest! You are under arrest!" > > "What for ?",the mad scientist asked. > > And the answer was: > > > > For making an obscene clone fall. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > -ogp *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***