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Subject: Re: LBJs not found in Canonical List (i.
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Date: Thu, 20-Dec-84 18:31:00 EST
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/* Written  6:42 pm  Dec  4, 1984 by werner@aecom in uiucdcsb:net.jokes */

>The following cropped up while I was in anatomy lab doing a dissection. 
>(I'm a 1st year Med student.) We are currently looking for a better 
>answer than the one provided.

Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.

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* How about:
* A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer to Feel a Row of Necks with Lee Axe.
*							     ^
*							     |
*							    /
*					     Think Japanese.
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Bill Smith, BS CS Purdue
Zedakiah, ROTU
{pur-ee|ihnp4}!uiucdcs!wsmith

Department of Computer Science
Digital Computer Laboratory
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