Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-regal!campbell From: campbell@regal.DEC Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes... Message-ID: <82@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Dec-84 12:55:52 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.82 Posted: Fri Dec 28 12:55:52 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Dec-84 22:43:50 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 15 There was this guy that lived on a very secluded part of a beach. He was extremely lonely and desperate for a girl. Being as desperate as he was he went after a sheep. While he was screwing the sheep a vicious dog would come out of nowhere and bite the guy in the leg. This continued for a few days. Then one day a gorgeous blonde washed up on the beach close to death. The guy revived her using the latest methods of CPR. The lady was so grateful to him that she said: "Whatever you want, I will do it." So the guy replies: "That's great...could you hold back the dog for a few minutes." DecVax!DecWRL!RHEA!Regal!Campbell