Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: nyu notesfiles V1.1 4/1/84; site acf4.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!genrad!wjh12!talcott!harvard!seismo!cmcl2!acf4!greenber From: greenber@acf4.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Geography Riddle... Message-ID: <9800023@acf4.UUCP> Date: Thu, 29-Nov-84 10:54:00 EST Article-I.D.: acf4.9800023 Posted: Thu Nov 29 10:54:00 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 2-Dec-84 05:14:49 EST Organization: New York University Lines: 54 Nf-ID: #N:acf4:9800023:000:1555 Nf-From: acf4!greenber Nov 29 10:54:00 1984 <> Once there was a man who enjoyed drinking. Each night he'd go out, drink a number of drinks and have a generally good time. He had one problem, though. What went in one end had to leave from the other, as it were. And because of the strength of the flow, this man was not well liked by the local barkeeps. He'd go into the bathroom to relieve himself, and would blow the urinal right off the wall! So the barkeeps in town wouldn't let him use their bathrooms, and suggested that he use the lamp post out back. Then the utility company got on his case for knocking down their poles, and suggested that he find another alternative, like just using the road. So he did. And the public works guys got tired of having to repave the road. And suggested he urinate over the side of the bridge into the water below. Well, as you can understand, this man was very depressed about what he was forced to do. So he sat down in his apartment to think. And, of course, had a beer while thinking. He wasn't a great thinker, and his cat kept on bothering him (jumping on his lap, making noise, etc.). So he threatened the cat that he'd get rid of it if it didn't stop bothering him while he was thinking. The cat (not knowing english!) ignored this advice until the man finally unzipped his pants, and urinated on the cat, which blew the cat clear to the other side of town. Now for the riddle: What was the name of the town??? ... PISCATTAWAY, NJ....of course Ross M. Greenberg @ NYU ----> allegra!cmcl2!acf4!greenber <----