Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site prlb2.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!mcvax!prlb2!ronse From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Heaven Message-ID: <409@prlb2.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 13:43:00 EST Article-I.D.: prlb2.409 Posted: Wed Dec 5 13:43:00 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Dec-84 06:32:52 EST Organization: Philips Research Laboratory Brussels Lines: 9 [...] Chernenko was on an official visit to the Vatican. He asked John Paul II: ``How is it that your churches are always full, while we have the utmost difficulty in getting people along to our Party meetings?'' ``I think the answer is quite simple,'' said the Pope. ``We have only promised the people Heaven, and you have shown it to them already.''