Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site sysvis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!sysvis!george From: george@sysvis.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: General Laws of Computing. Message-ID: <-1833225@sysvis.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Nov-84 15:46:00 EST Article-I.D.: sysvis.-1833225 Posted: Tue Nov 27 15:46:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Nov-84 05:36:46 EST References: <9800020@acf4.UUCP> Lines: 25 Nf-ID: #R:acf4:-980002000:sysvis:-1833225:000:691 Nf-From: sysvis!george Nov 27 14:46:00 1984 <> ...and... GREENER'S LAW Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel. FIRST LAW OF BICYCLING No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind. BOMBECK'S RULE OF MEDICINE Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. SELF TEST FOR PARANOIA You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault. LAWS OF SERENDIPITY 1. In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something. 2. If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one. THE book for finding such diverse rules is "The Official Rules", by Paul Dickson. Published by Delacorte Press, New York. ISBN 0-440-06545-3.