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From: barry@micomvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dilema of a Nun
Message-ID: <362@micomvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 29-Nov-84 07:36:35 EST
Article-I.D.: micomvax.362
Posted: Thu Nov 29 07:36:35 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 4-Dec-84 05:51:24 EST
Reply-To: barry@micomva.UUCP (Barry Kimelman)
Organization: Philips/Micom - Montreal, Canada
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One day this nun walks in to see her mother superior.  She says "mother
superior , i want to become a prostitute...". At that point the mother superior
faints and falls to the floor. The nun immediately calls to another nun to
quickly get a glass of water for thwe mother superior. After having been
revived and drunk the glass of water , the other nun asks "what happened ??".
The 1st nun replies "I just told the mother superior that i wanted to quit
the order and become a prostitue", at which point the mother superior
interjects "Oh , what a relief i thought you said you wanted to become a
PROTESTANT..."

(all together now ,HA HA HA HA !!!!!)