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From: sms@eisx.UUCP (Samuel Saal)
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Subject: Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things
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Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 15:21:02 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  5 15:21:02 1984
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I found this in a file at home. I believe it is similar to something
recently presented in Games magazine. I will not follow up with the
"answers" (ie the originals) unless I get lots of flames/requests.
After seeing the hatchet job done on "Twas the night before Christmas
(in a manner of speaking)" I had to post this.


                   Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things


         1.  Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.

         2.  Members of an avian species of identical plumage
             congregate.

         3.  Surveillance should precede saltation.

         4.  Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

         5.  It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
             precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

         6.  Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
             rectitude.

         7.  The writing implement is more potent than the
             claymore.

         8.  It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
             superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

         9.  Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the
             scion.

        10.  The temperature of the aqueous content of an
             unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212
             degrees Farenheit.

        11.  All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
             truly auriferous.

        12.  When there are visible vapors having the prevenience
             in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
             conflagration.

        13.  Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

        14.  A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary
             techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by
             steeping certain coupestibles.

        15.  Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence
             intramurally.

        16.  Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.

        17.  Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices
             would  be well advised to refrain from catapulting
             projectiles.

        18.  Neophyte's serendipity.

        19.  Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without
             interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a
             hebetudinous fellow.

        20.  A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter
             accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic
             plant.

        21.  The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
             possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

        22.  Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a
             potential escallation of a lucrative nature.

        23.  Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the
             potential of fracturing osseous structure, but
             appellations will eternally remain innocuous.

The word man
...ihnp4!eisx!sms
Sam Saal
----- News saved at Wed, 5-Dec-84 15:14:55 EST
I found this in a file at home. I believe it is similar to something
recently presented in Games magazine. I will not follow up with the
"answers" (ie the originals) unless I get lots of flames/requests.
After seeing the hatchet job done on "Twas the night before Christmas
(in a manner of speaking)" I had to post this.


                   Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things


         1.  Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.

         2.  Members of an avian species of identical plumage
             congregate.

         3.  Surveillance should precede saltation.

         4.  Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

         5.  It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
             precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

         6.  Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
             rectitude.

         7.  The writing implement is more potent than the
             claymore.

         8.  It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
             superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

         9.  Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the
             scion.

        10.  The temperature of the aqueous content of an
             unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212
             degrees Farenheit.

        11.  All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
             truly auriferous.

        12.  When there are visible vapors having the prevenience
             in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
             conflagration.

        13.  Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

        14.  A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary
             techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by
             steeping certain coupestibles.

        15.  Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence
             intramurally.

        16.  Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.

        17.  Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices
             would  be well advised to refrain from catapulting
             projectiles.

        18.  Neophyte's serendipity.

        19.  Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without
             interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a
             hebetudinous fellow.

        20.  A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter
             accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic
             plant.

        21.  The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
             possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

        22.  Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a
             potential escallation of a lucrative nature.

        23.  Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the
             potential of fracturing osseous structure, but
             appellations will eternally remain innocuous.

The word man
...ihnp4!eisx!sms
Sam Saal
Subject: Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things
Newsgroups: net.jokes