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From: paulb@hcrvx1.UUCP (Paul Bonneau)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Sexually Offensive - rot13
Message-ID: <1026@hcrvx1.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Dec-84 19:26:39 EST
Article-I.D.: hcrvx1.1026
Posted: Thu Dec  6 19:26:39 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 7-Dec-84 04:56:32 EST
Organization: Human Computing Resources, Toronto
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[Out Vile Jelly!]

Guvf fgbel vf nobhg fbzr pbjoblf naq bar cnegvphyne pbjobl, jub ba uvf 21'gu
oveguqnl vf fgvyy n ivetva.  Uvf sryybj pbjcbxrf xabj nobhg guvf pbaqvgvba naq
orvat gur trarebhf sbyx gung gurl ner, rnpu cvgpu va $50 gb trg guvf thl gur
orfg juber ng gur ybpny oebgury.

Gur svefg guvat gurl qb vf trg gur thl qehax.  Gura gurl gnxr uvz vagb gbja gb
gur oebgury.  Urer gur lbhat zna frrf gur zbfg nznmvat nffbegzrag bs fgenatr
naq ornhgvshy perngherf (abg univat frra gbb znal jbzra bhg ba gur bcra enatr).

Gur zbfg ornhgvshy bs nyy fzvyrf ragvpvatyl ng ure wbua, tenof uvz ol gur unaq
naq yrnqf uvz hc gb ure ebbz.

Gura gur npgvba ortvaf.

"Jung'f vg tbaan or ubarl?", fur nfxf.

"Hu, junqnln zrna z'nz?", gur pbjobl cbyvgryl vadhverf.

"V zrna, jung cbfvgvba qb lbh jnag gb qb vg va", fur fgngrf.

Gb juvpu ur ercyvrf, "Jryy V qba'g ernyyl xabj gbb zhpu nobhg guvf fghss naq
nyy, pna lbh gryy zr jung barf gurer ner?".

Fur fzvyrf naq fnlf, "Lbh pna unir vg tbbq byr zvffvbanel fglyr, lbh pna unir
vg qbttl fglyr, gura gurer'f 69'f..."

"V jnf nyjnlf xvaq bs tbbq jvgu ahzoref", ur fnlf, "yrg'f gel gurz 69'f".

Fb fur erzbirf uvf pybguvat, ure pybguvat, fubjf uvz jung gb qb naq gurl
cebprrq.  Gur pbjobl vf fghaarq, ur unq ab vqrn gung nalguvat pbhyq or guvf
tbbq.

Nsgre nobhg 3 zvahgrf ubjrire, guvf tbetrbhf ubbxre snegf.  Orvat jurer ur vf
vg oybjf evtug hc uvf abfr naq guerngraf gb fuhg qbja uvf bysnpgbel frafr
sberire.  Ohg guvf thl vf hfrq gb pbjf, naq abguvat fzryyf gung onq (be fb ur
gubhtu) fb ur qvtf onpx va.

Nobhg nabgure 3 zvahgrf, fur yrgf tb jvgu nabgure bar, jbefr guna gur svefg.
Guvf bar oybjf gur unve fgenvtug onpx ba uvf urnq.  Nsgre gur vavgvny fubpx ur
envfrf uvf urnq naq funxrf vg n srj gvzrf.  Ohg fgvyy ur svtherf, gur cyrnfher
vf jbegu gur fzryy, fb jung gur uryy?

Fb fher rabhtu (jul qb nyy wbxrf yvxr guvf unir gb unir fbzrguvat unccra 3
gvzrf?) fur qbrf vg ntnva.  Pheyf uvf fznyy unvef.

Ur trgf hc, fybjyl naq qryvorengryl, naq fgnegf gb chg uvf pybgurf onpx ba.

Gur ubbxrq ybbxf hc jvgu fhecevfr ba ure snpr naq rkpynvzf, "Ohg ubarl, jr bayl
whfg tbg fgnegrq!".

Gb juvpu ur ercyvrf, "Jvgu nyy qhr erfcrpg z'nz, vs lbh guvax V'z tbaan gnxr
66 zber bs gubfr guvatf, lbhe ahgf!".
-- 
I'm a man!  I'm not a horse!		Paul Bonneau
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