Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sdchema.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!pesnta!qumix!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdchema!stuart From: stuart@sdchema.UUCP (Stuart Oatley) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Repeat requests Message-ID: <299@sdchema.UUCP> Date: Wed, 28-Nov-84 01:34:43 EST Article-I.D.: sdchema.299 Posted: Wed Nov 28 01:34:43 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Nov-84 07:17:42 EST Organization: U.C. San Diego Chemistry Dept Lines: 15 Jokes from the past....... 1) A couple of years ago, I think, there appeared a set of letters from one Agnes McHolstein, being the replies to her suitor upon her receiving the gifts of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' 2) A few months ago, there were the definitions of 'Heaven and Hell' according to European nationalities: in Heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the French the cooks etc.; in Hell, the British are the cooks etc. etc. Has anyone still got these lying around, and can resubmit them, or mail them to me? Stuart Oatley Dept. Chemistry, UCSD