Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcc6!loral!simard From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Morning News blooper Message-ID: <688@loral.UUCP> Date: Wed, 28-Nov-84 18:19:58 EST Article-I.D.: loral.688 Posted: Wed Nov 28 18:19:58 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Nov-84 08:38:52 EST Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA Lines: 19 [Mr. Murphy works for CBS] This morning on the CBS Morning News, just before the 7:00 commercial/ID break, they were announcing teasers for the following hour. There came this beauty: "When we return, we'll have sexually transmitted diseases!" Must have been one heck of a two minutes! -- [ I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet ] Ray Simard Loral Instrumentation, San Diego {ucbvax, ittvax!dcdwest}!sdcsvax!sdcc6!loral!simard ...Though we may sometimes disagree, You are still a friend to me!