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From: mac@eisx.UUCP (James McParland)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Porch Painter
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Date: Fri, 30-Nov-84 11:23:06 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 30 11:23:06 1984
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Organization: AT&T Info. Sys. Labs, South Plainfield NJ
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[bug food]

	There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by
going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.  He explained this to one
man that answered the door.

	"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man.

	"Forty dollars."

	"Fine" said the man, and gave the student the paint and brushes.

	Three hours later the paint-splattered lad knocked on the door again.
"All done!", he says, and collects his money.  "By the way," the student says,
"That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."


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	"The one who dies with the most toys wins!"

	Jim (Mac) McParland /  Cap Gemini DASD
	on assignment to: AT&T Information Systems
	South Plainfield, New Jersey