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From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402)
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Subject: Hot Schrapnel
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Date: Tue, 4-Dec-84 17:37:18 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec  4 17:37:18 1984
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	I can't stand it. The suspense is killing me. I couldn't 
get any sleep last night. Quick, tell me everything. I gotta have 
more. Where does sunny fit in? Is Trish really Chuq's ex? Is the 
west coast network subsidized by underground drug trade? Is Mark 
really Jeff's schizophrenic other half? Is Patty really a CIA 
agent on special assignment? If so, does she know of the communist 
plot led by GTS to burn all the novels written by James Joyce? Is 
Randy's purity test actually secretly coded confidential material 
being transmitted behind the iron curtain? Will Dan find his 
marbles? Does Greg's penis glow in the dark? Do Chuq and Laurie 
really sit in a tree, K. I. S. S. I. N. G.?

	Is spaf really the twin brother that was seperated from 
me at birth as part of a medical experiment? Was the narrator the 
one who did it? Does Phil know who the narrator is? Will Louis 
ever get his VCR to run at normal speed? Does Ed really use 
optical refractive index balanced grease to watch television? Is 
Beth really the originator of previously anomynous musical beds?
Do Heather and her lover sleep in the same salad while meeting 
the parental units? Can Matt's video subcaption speech processor 
reproduce the canned laughter? Will women react the same to it as 
if it wasn't there in the first place while they have their 
earlids closed?

	And how does the plaid pentacle figure into all this? 
Does it match the one in the back room, the time I first noticed 
that? Does schmegma really have a low enough surface tension to 
seep into my terminal and all over the screen? Does anybody know 
if there's already a patent on screenshield wipers? Does anyone 
know where I can pick up an autodial modem? Or is it 
inappropriate to go out of state so my mother will think I'm 
insane?

	My head is just full of questions, but do I forget them 
as soon as I change position? What position? What? ? (?) *?* 

I'm sooo confused. I hurt my head on the table. Do the little 
spots in front of my eyes ask ME to dance on sadie hawkins day?

					----{ john williams }----

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