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From: luigi@hplabsc.UUCP (Luigi Semenzato)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a couple of company jokes
Message-ID: <2281@hplabsc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 30-Nov-84 18:56:17 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 30 18:56:17 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 2-Dec-84 06:05:39 EST
Organization: Hewlett Packard Labs, Palo Alto CA
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Manager:  "Where are you going?"

Employee: "To get a haircut."

M:	  "NOT on company's time!!"

E:	  "Well, it grew on company's time!"

M:	  "NOT ALL OF IT!"

E:	  "Oh, I am not cutting all of it."


There is another one:

M:	  "You should have been here at nine!!!!"

E:	  "Oh, why, what happened?"


I guess maybe they are funnier when told by a person with a
british accent...