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From: stuart@sdchema.UUCP (Stuart Oatley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Repeat requests
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Date: Wed, 28-Nov-84 01:34:43 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 28 01:34:43 1984
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Jokes from the past.......

1)  A couple of years ago, I think, there appeared a set of letters from one
Agnes McHolstein, being the replies to her suitor upon her receiving the gifts
of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'

2)  A few months ago, there were the definitions of 'Heaven and Hell' according
to European nationalities: in Heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the French
the cooks etc.; in Hell, the British are the cooks etc. etc.

Has anyone still got these lying around, and can resubmit them, or mail them
to me?

Stuart Oatley
Dept. Chemistry, UCSD