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From: ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The 11 Millionth Bartender Story
Message-ID: <151@whuxi.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 14:39:01 EST
Article-I.D.: whuxi.151
Posted: Wed Dec  5 14:39:01 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 6-Dec-84 05:24:26 EST
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            A man walks into a bar for a beer and decides to hassle
       the  bartender.   So he says to him, "I'll bet you $50 I can
       bite my eye".  The bartender laughs and puts $50 on the bar.

            The man removes his glass eye, bites it, puts  it  back
       in  his  socket  and  grabs  the  $50.  Then  he says to the
       bartender, "I'll give you a chance to get your money  back."
       The leery bartender says "What do you have in mind?"

            The man says "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my ass."  The
       bartender says "No way you can do that," and puts $50 on the
       bar.  The man takes out his false teeth, bites his ass, puts
       them  back  in  his  mouth and grabs the $50.  The bartender
       gets pissed off so the man leaves the bar and sits with some
       people and drinks all night.

            At the end of the night the man stumbles up to the  bar
       and  says  "I'll give you a chance to get your $100 back.  I
       bet you I can piss from here into a mug all the way  at  the
       other  end  of the bar and not spill a drop."  The bartender
       thinks he's so loaded he'll never do that and says  "Great!!
       Ok!"  and  puts  $100 on the bar. So the man pisses all over
       the  bar,  the  mirror,  the  glasses  and  the  floor.  The
       bartender smiles and takes his money, then asks the guy "Are
       you so drunk you actually thought you could do  that?"   The
       man  says, "No.  I bet that guy over there $500 I could piss
       all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."