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Subject: Re: General Laws of Computing.
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		...and...
GREENER'S LAW
	Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

FIRST LAW OF BICYCLING
	No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

BOMBECK'S RULE OF MEDICINE
	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

SELF TEST FOR PARANOIA
	You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
	your own fault.

LAWS OF SERENDIPITY
1.	In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
2.	If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be
	engaged in making an inferior one.



THE book for finding such diverse rules is "The Official Rules", by Paul
Dickson.  Published by Delacorte Press, New York.  ISBN 0-440-06545-3.