Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site prlb2.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!mcvax!prlb2!ronse From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: with a newspaper like this... Message-ID: <417@prlb2.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Dec-84 09:35:56 EST Article-I.D.: prlb2.417 Posted: Fri Dec 7 09:35:56 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 10-Dec-84 01:40:37 EST Organization: Philips Research Laboratory Brussels Lines: 17 [] Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon were watching the October Parade in Moscow's Red square. Alexander showed the heavy tanks. ``If I had had chariots like these,'' he said, ``I could have conquered the whole of Asia.'' Caesar, admiring the intercontinental ballistic missiles, ``If I had had arrows like these,'' he declared, ``I could have ruled the world.'' Then Napoleon showed the Pravda and exclaimed: ``And if I had had a paper like this, no-one would even have heard of Waterloo.''