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From: act@pur-phy.UUCP (Alex C. Tselis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Bit of History
Message-ID: <1537@pur-phy.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 1-Dec-84 23:39:23 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec  1 23:39:23 1984
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Organization: Purdue Univ. Physics Dept., IN
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I recently learned that what I was taught in school is not true.  What I
was taught:  General Lee gave General Grant his sword so that he (General
Grant) could polish it for him (General Lee).
Does this mean that the South didn't win?