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From: jpm@bnl.UUCP (John McNamee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A letter from SantaSubject: A letter from Santa
Message-ID: <813@bnl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Dec-84 00:47:07 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec  7 00:47:07 1984
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Uv Gurer:

	V unir orra jngpuvat lbh irel pybfryl gb frr vs
lbh unir orra tbbq guvf lrne, naq fvapr lbh unir, V jvyy
or gryyvat zr ryirf gb znxr fbzr tbbqvrf sbe lbh naq
yrnir gurz haqre lbhe gerr ba Puevfgznf.

	V jnf tbvat gb oevat lbh nyy gur tvsgf sebz gur
12 qnlf bs Puevfgznf, ohg jr unq n yvggyr ceboyrz hc
urer. Gur 12 svqqyref svqqyvat unir nyy pbzr qbja jvgu
IQ sebz svqqyvat jvgu gur 10 ynqvrf qnapvat. Gur 11
Ybeqf n yrncvat unir xabpxrq hc gur 8 znvqf n zvyxvat
naq gur 9 cvcref cvcvat unir orra neerfgrq sbe qbvat
jrveq guvatf gb gur 7 fjnaf n fjvzzvat. Gur 6 trrfr
n ynlvat, 4 pnyyvat oveqf, 3 Serapu uraf, 2 ghegyr
qbirf, naq gur cnegevqtr va gur crne gerr unir zr hc
gb zl nff va oveq fuvg.

	Ba gbc bs nyy guvf, Zef. Pynhfr vf tbvat gueh
zrabcnhfr. 8 bs zl ervaqrre ner va urng, gur ryirf
unir wbvarq tnl yvorengvba, naq gubfr qhzo-nffrq cbybpxf
unir fpurqhyrq Puevfgznf sbe gur 5gu bs Sroehnel.

Fvapreryl,

F. Pynhfr

[Zber onq frnfbany wbxrf gb sbyybj. Synzrf gb /qri/ahyy, nf hfhny]
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