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From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse)
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Subject: Heaven
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Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 13:43:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  5 13:43:00 1984
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[...]

   Chernenko was on an official visit to the Vatican. He asked John Paul II:
   ``How is it that your churches are always full, while we have the utmost
difficulty in getting people along to our Party meetings?''
   ``I think the answer is quite simple,'' said the Pope. ``We have only
promised the people Heaven, and you have shown it to them already.''