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From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Left hand knows what the right hand is doing?
Message-ID: <209@lsuc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 13-Dec-84 11:11:36 EST
Article-I.D.: lsuc.209
Posted: Thu Dec 13 11:11:36 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 13-Dec-84 12:21:00 EST
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Organization: Law Society of Upper Canada, Toronto
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This is a true story.  The call letters have been rot13'd to protect the naive.

Last night I was watching the end of a late movie on station PXPB.
Over the last shot they played two loud voice-over advertisements.
They went something like this:

	* Be sure to watch PXPB tomorrow night at 8 when we will have...
	* NOW STAY TUNED as PXPB joins CBS News Nightwatch in progress!

After the movie credits they went on with:

	* A commercial telling how great PXPB News was
	* A list of PXPB's transmitter locations
	* Station identification, including the words "24 HOURS A DAY"
	  prominently written, and "PXPB - 24 hours a day, every day" spoken.

Which was immediately followed by THIS voice-over:

	* PXPB is now shutting down until 5:50 am for maintenance.