Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 9/27/83; site hplabsc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabsc!luigi From: luigi@hplabsc.UUCP (Luigi Semenzato) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a couple of company jokes Message-ID: <2281@hplabsc.UUCP> Date: Fri, 30-Nov-84 18:56:17 EST Article-I.D.: hplabsc.2281 Posted: Fri Nov 30 18:56:17 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 2-Dec-84 06:05:39 EST Organization: Hewlett Packard Labs, Palo Alto CA Lines: 22 Manager: "Where are you going?" Employee: "To get a haircut." M: "NOT on company's time!!" E: "Well, it grew on company's time!" M: "NOT ALL OF IT!" E: "Oh, I am not cutting all of it." There is another one: M: "You should have been here at nine!!!!" E: "Oh, why, what happened?" I guess maybe they are funnier when told by a person with a british accent...