Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 ggr 02/21/84; site edsel.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!edsel!gwr From: gwr@edsel.UUCP (GW Ryan) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: awful joke Message-ID: <280@edsel.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 18:24:20 EST Article-I.D.: edsel.280 Posted: Wed Dec 5 18:24:20 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Dec-84 06:50:01 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Piscataway Lines: 65 I apologize in advance for posting this joke. This fellow has a very embarassing problem with his er, um, flatulence. Instead of making the customary noise, his make a small "honda" sound. This is naturally quite embarassing, and this fellow has searched far and wide to find a proctologist who can cure his problem and get rid of that "honda" sound. He finally manages to find a doctor who listens to his problem and says: "you know, in all my years I have only seen this problem once. Fortunately for you, I know just the remedy! Go across the steet to the dentist and ask him for a checkup." Our hero is desparate: he will try anything. He goes over to the dentist and gets a checkup. The dentist informs him that he has an abcess, fixes it, and sends him on his way. On the way out he feels the urge to pass wind, and when he does, lo and behold! the "honda" noise is gone. he asks the dentist why, and the dentist says: "Don't you know the old saying ... abcess makes the fart go honda! I warned you! jerry