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From: act@pur-phy.UUCP (Alex C. Tselis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: religious joke (may not be for the sensitive)
Message-ID: <1546@pur-phy.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Dec-84 22:20:31 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  3 22:20:31 1984
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Organization: Purdue Univ. Physics Dept., IN
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A little boy is sitting in front of a creche writing a letter
to the Virgin Mary asking her to intercede with God vis a vis
his Christmas present.
"Dear Blessed Virgin," he wrote, "If you make sure I get that
bike, I'll do the dishes for a month."
The boy read what he wrote & thought about it.
That's too long, he decided, so he crumpled up the piece of
paper & started again.
"Dear Blessed Virgin," he wrote, "If you make sure I get that
bike, I'll do the dishes for a week."
The boy read what he wrote & thought about it.
That's too long, he decided, so he crumpled up the piece of
paper & stared despondently at the creche.
Suddenly, he snatched the baby from the creche & wrote:
"Dear Blessed Virgin, if you ever want to see your kid
again..."