Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxi.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!mhuxn!houxm!whuxl!whuxi!ktw From: ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The 11 Millionth Bartender Story Message-ID: <151@whuxi.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 14:39:01 EST Article-I.D.: whuxi.151 Posted: Wed Dec 5 14:39:01 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Dec-84 05:24:26 EST Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 28 A man walks into a bar for a beer and decides to hassle the bartender. So he says to him, "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my eye". The bartender laughs and puts $50 on the bar. The man removes his glass eye, bites it, puts it back in his socket and grabs the $50. Then he says to the bartender, "I'll give you a chance to get your money back." The leery bartender says "What do you have in mind?" The man says "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my ass." The bartender says "No way you can do that," and puts $50 on the bar. The man takes out his false teeth, bites his ass, puts them back in his mouth and grabs the $50. The bartender gets pissed off so the man leaves the bar and sits with some people and drinks all night. At the end of the night the man stumbles up to the bar and says "I'll give you a chance to get your $100 back. I bet you I can piss from here into a mug all the way at the other end of the bar and not spill a drop." The bartender thinks he's so loaded he'll never do that and says "Great!! Ok!" and puts $100 on the bar. So the man pisses all over the bar, the mirror, the glasses and the floor. The bartender smiles and takes his money, then asks the guy "Are you so drunk you actually thought you could do that?" The man says, "No. I bet that guy over there $500 I could piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."