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From: walli@ihuxw.UUCP (G. V. Walli)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: awful joke
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Date: Thu, 6-Dec-84 08:49:46 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec  6 08:49:46 1984
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	Two elderly men were arguing with each other in a restaurant, and a
young woman sitting nearby couldn't help but overhear:

man#1:	I think it should be spelled W-O-O-M.

man#2:	No, I'm pretty sure there's a B in it, it should be spelled 
		W-O-O-M-B.

man#1:	Now that you mention it, I think it starts with more of a "WH"
		sound;  W-H-O-O-M-B
		
man#2:	That's true, but at the end, It kind of trails off into an "R"
		sound;  W-H-O-O-M-B-R
		
man#1:	Right, right, but don't you.....

	At this point, the woman, unable to stand any more, walks over to
the old gentlemen's table and says, "It's spelled W-O-M-B.", and walks
off.  



	The two old men look at each other, and finally man #1 says,
"W-O-M-B ????  I'll bet she's never even HEARD an elephant fart!"





" They can't all be good! "
							G. Walli