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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: And you think YOUR friends are wierd
Message-ID: <430@ut-sally.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 10-Dec-84 00:03:18 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-sally.430
Posted: Mon Dec 10 00:03:18 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 12-Dec-84 05:42:08 EST
Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas
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[Rrrrrrrrrrring!]

"Hello?...

Hey, Rick, what's happnin'?...

Where on Speedway?...

Oh yeah, from MLK up to about 24th.  Yeah it's real bad that time
of day.  I walked down that way about 6PM yesterday.  Last time I
pull a dumb stunt like that until about February....

You decided WHAT?...

Well yeah, Rick, I know people write plays for a lot of different
reasons, but I really -- 

Thirty-eight times, huh?  Wow!  Well, somebody's got to keep the
coin laundries in business, you know....

Uh, well, yeah, I guess you could call it an experience of sorts,
but ``soul wrenching'' wasn't quite the phrase I had in mind....

You're gonna call it --

I give up.  Tell me....

Oh no.

No, Rick, seriously!  Anything but --

Now really, Rick, what kind of a title is
``The Night of the Guano'', anyway?...

Yeah, it's different, sort of, but I think there's more to --

Yeah....

I just don't know what to say, Rick.  I was gonna say I didn't know
you had it in you, but I guess I always sorta suspected you did."
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
               {ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!crandell