Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-lymph!arndt From: arndt@lymph.DEC Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Flame broiled veal/$ scheme! Message-ID: <203@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Tue, 11-Dec-84 10:59:45 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.203 Posted: Tue Dec 11 10:59:45 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 13-Dec-84 03:25:55 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 51 Hey ho, I got this WONDERFUL idea on how to fit the product to the market. ***** OLE MACDONALD'S TORTURE FARMS ***** You see, in the old days a guy came home and went down to the dungeon and relaxed by stretching some poor wretch on the rack or fooling around with hot pokers. Work out all the day's frustrations before supper and really get the juices flowing! You get the idea. In today's wimp society we have to be 'nice' to everyone. Even the victims. So it looks like, for now at least, using people is out. (Except for the black market where you pay the victim on a prorated scale for the use of his/her body) Soooooooo. Enter OLE MACDONALD'S TORTURE FARMS! A family kind of drive in place where you can rent a small stainless steel room (with a drain) and buy an animal of your choice along with the use of the instruments of your choice. I can see it all now! Mom and the kids out front eating bergs and dogs, (it's a natural to serve food you see) and the 'man' of the house out back doing what comes naturally. Each room fitted with muzak and soundproofed. Think of the classical and rock tunes you could work by! Feature the animal of the month. The instrument of the month. Contests. Discount coupons. Dishes. Stuffed animals for the kids. Get some animal rights people to whip up free advertising. Go on all the talk shows. New wave. Freedom of expression. Enter the ACLU. On your side of course. A couple of theologians from big name Eastern Seminaries allowing as how it is a religious experience. Subcontract work from the big pharmaceutical houses. Sell renderings to the pet food industry. And then FRANCHISE!!!! --------------------------------------- Whata ya say gang? Anyone out there want to buy stock in my venture? Rich Rosen? Gordon A. Muffin? Sophie Quigly? Ken Perlow? Anyone out there think it couldn't happen? Wouldn't sell? Keep chargin' Ken Arndt