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From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
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Subject: George Bernard Shaw quote/comeback
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Date: Wed, 28-Nov-84 01:15:43 EST
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      The following is probably correct, but if anyone could mail me the
definitively correct version, it would much appreciated.

      An English actress (Sarah Bernhardt ?) had engaged George Bernard 
Shaw in a conversation, and remarked that a marriage between the two of them
would be ideal, since the children could inherit her looks and his brains.

     "Yes," replied Shaw, "but what would happen if he ended up with MY looks
and YOUR brains."

Again, if anyone has a more definitive quotation, mail me.

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				Craig Werner
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