Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!mhuxh!mhuxi!mhuxm!mhuxn!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Hot Schrapnel Message-ID: <138@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Tue, 4-Dec-84 17:37:18 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.138 Posted: Tue Dec 4 17:37:18 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Dec-84 04:42:25 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 49 I can't stand it. The suspense is killing me. I couldn't get any sleep last night. Quick, tell me everything. I gotta have more. Where does sunny fit in? Is Trish really Chuq's ex? Is the west coast network subsidized by underground drug trade? Is Mark really Jeff's schizophrenic other half? Is Patty really a CIA agent on special assignment? If so, does she know of the communist plot led by GTS to burn all the novels written by James Joyce? Is Randy's purity test actually secretly coded confidential material being transmitted behind the iron curtain? Will Dan find his marbles? Does Greg's penis glow in the dark? Do Chuq and Laurie really sit in a tree, K. I. S. S. I. N. G.? Is spaf really the twin brother that was seperated from me at birth as part of a medical experiment? Was the narrator the one who did it? Does Phil know who the narrator is? Will Louis ever get his VCR to run at normal speed? Does Ed really use optical refractive index balanced grease to watch television? Is Beth really the originator of previously anomynous musical beds? Do Heather and her lover sleep in the same salad while meeting the parental units? Can Matt's video subcaption speech processor reproduce the canned laughter? Will women react the same to it as if it wasn't there in the first place while they have their earlids closed? And how does the plaid pentacle figure into all this? Does it match the one in the back room, the time I first noticed that? Does schmegma really have a low enough surface tension to seep into my terminal and all over the screen? Does anybody know if there's already a patent on screenshield wipers? Does anyone know where I can pick up an autodial modem? Or is it inappropriate to go out of state so my mother will think I'm insane? My head is just full of questions, but do I forget them as soon as I change position? What position? What? ? (?) *?* > I'm sooo confused. I hurt my head on the table. Do the little spots in front of my eyes ask ME to dance on sadie hawkins day? ----{ john williams }---- < Where does it all end? > (DEC E-NET) KIRK::WILLIAMS (UUCP) {decvax, ucbvax, allegra}!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams (ARPA) williams%kirk.DEC@decwrl.ARPA williams%kirk.DEC@Purdue-Merlin.ARPA