Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site zeus.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!hoxna!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!teklds!zeus!bobr From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: more word-processor revenge Message-ID: <430@zeus.UUCP> Date: Mon, 10-Dec-84 20:23:02 EST Article-I.D.: zeus.430 Posted: Mon Dec 10 20:23:02 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Dec-84 05:14:04 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 24 [Reprinted from The New Yorker] BLUNDER OF THE WEEK: As fat-watchers are well aware, eggs are among the foods with the highest concentration of cholesterol, and have been linked to athero-sclerosis, a major cause of heart attacks. Imagine, then, the astonishment of physicians across the country who received a free egg cookbook recently--from a company that specializes in the manufacture of drugs that combat heart disease perhaps, is a combat outfit of the anti-Saninista Nicaraguan Democratic Force "contras." Its official title is the "Jeane Kirkpatrick Task Force," in honor of the solidly anti-Sandinista U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. -- Bangor (Maine) Daily News. Catchy title, anyway. -- Robert Reed, Logic Design Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr