Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site bnl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!philabs!sbcs!bnl!jpm From: jpm@bnl.UUCP (John McNamee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A letter from SantaSubject: A letter from Santa Message-ID: <813@bnl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Dec-84 00:47:07 EST Article-I.D.: bnl.813 Posted: Fri Dec 7 00:47:07 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 13-Dec-84 01:35:57 EST Distribution: net Lines: 33 Uv Gurer: V unir orra jngpuvat lbh irel pybfryl gb frr vs lbh unir orra tbbq guvf lrne, naq fvapr lbh unir, V jvyy or gryyvat zr ryirf gb znxr fbzr tbbqvrf sbe lbh naq yrnir gurz haqre lbhe gerr ba Puevfgznf. V jnf tbvat gb oevat lbh nyy gur tvsgf sebz gur 12 qnlf bs Puevfgznf, ohg jr unq n yvggyr ceboyrz hc urer. Gur 12 svqqyref svqqyvat unir nyy pbzr qbja jvgu IQ sebz svqqyvat jvgu gur 10 ynqvrf qnapvat. Gur 11 Ybeqf n yrncvat unir xabpxrq hc gur 8 znvqf n zvyxvat naq gur 9 cvcref cvcvat unir orra neerfgrq sbe qbvat jrveq guvatf gb gur 7 fjnaf n fjvzzvat. Gur 6 trrfr n ynlvat, 4 pnyyvat oveqf, 3 Serapu uraf, 2 ghegyr qbirf, naq gur cnegevqtr va gur crne gerr unir zr hc gb zl nff va oveq fuvg. Ba gbc bs nyy guvf, Zef. Pynhfr vf tbvat gueh zrabcnhfr. 8 bs zl ervaqrre ner va urng, gur ryirf unir wbvarq tnl yvorengvba, naq gubfr qhzo-nffrq cbybpxf unir fpurqhyrq Puevfgznf sbe gur 5gu bs Sroehnel. Fvapreryl, F. Pynhfr [Zber onq frnfbany wbxrf gb sbyybj. Synzrf gb /qri/ahyy, nf hfhny] -- John McNamee ..!decvax!philabs!sbcs!bnl!jpm jpm@Bnl.Arpa