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From: locke@convex.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Macho Mouse-may be offensive to mice
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Date: Fri, 7-Dec-84 14:52:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec  7 14:52:00 1984
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Macho Mouse was scurrying down the jungle path one day and came upon a
leopard lying near a pond.  He went up to the leopard and asked her,
"Say Lady, wanna make it?".  The leopard glanced over at the voice and
said "Go away you silly mouse."  

Not to be detered, Macho Mouse continued his trek until he chanced upon
a giraffe.  Yelling up to her he said, "Say Lady, wanna make it?".
The giraffe looked down to see where the little voice came from and when
she saw the mouse she said, "Don't waste our time little mouse.  Leave
me alone."

Still not giving up, Macho Mouse scampered down the path until he came
upon an elephant.  He yelled, "Say Lady, wanna make it?".  The elephant
turned around, saw the mouse, and said "Sure, why not?".  So Macho Mouse
climbed onto the elephant while she positioned herself.  But in doing so,
the elephant nudged a tree and a coconut fell out and bounced off the top of
her head.  She gave out a groan to which Macho Mouse replied, "Suffer
you bitch, suffer!"