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Subject: Crazy Peirre
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Date: Sun, 2-Dec-84 12:35:00 EST
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There he was, a new member of the French Foreign Legion.  In the middle
of the desert....miles and miles from any city or town.  Peirre stood
with his back to the wind, looking over the campsite.

Peirre fit in very well with the other members of his platoon, and they all
got to be very friendly.  But, it was lonely out there in the desert
and one day Peirre asked one of his buddies:

"I've been out here for a few months, and well, I'm getting pretty horney.
What do you guys do when you get horney?"

His friends grinned and smirked at his other and pointed to the top of
a nearby sanddune, where there stood a lone camel.

"Well, when we can't take it anymore, we use Shirley."

Peirre was flabergasted. "Not I", said he. And continued being the good
soldier that he was.  Months went by, and again Peirre could not longer
stand the strain.  So he asked some other old-timers what they did.

"We use old Shirley, up on the hill there.", they said with a grin.

"Never", said Peirre.  Months went by, though, and Peirre could stand it no
longer.  He ran, half crazy, tearing off his clothes as he went, and
stood before Shirley.  "This is insane", said Peirre, and really socked
it to the (now happy) camel.

When he finished, and was zipping up his pants, all of his friends came
over to him and said that he was crazy.  Socking it to a camel, indeed!!

"But that's what you guys do...", Peirre said with puzzlement in his voice.




"Naw,......we use old shirley.....to ride into the brothel in town"..