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From: brian@digi-g.UUCP (Merlyn Leroy )
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Subject: Noel Coward joke
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Date: Tue, 4-Dec-84 10:08:08 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec  4 10:08:08 1984
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(A True Story)

	Noel Coward was talking to Jean Harlow at a Hollywood party,
where she invariably pronounced his name NoEL (like the Christmas greeting).
He would correct her each time, but to no avail.  Finally, after he could
stand it no longer, he told her, "Jean, the 'e' in Noel is as silent as
the 't' in Harlow."

Merlyn Leroy
"No fun 'e' quotes"