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From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Morning News blooper
Message-ID: <688@loral.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 28-Nov-84 18:19:58 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 28 18:19:58 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 30-Nov-84 08:38:52 EST
Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA
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[Mr. Murphy works for CBS]

	This morning on the CBS Morning News, just before the
7:00 commercial/ID break, they were announcing teasers for the
following hour.  There came this beauty:

	"When we return, we'll have sexually transmitted diseases!"

Must have been one heck of a two minutes!
-- 

[     I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet     ]

Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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