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From: sunny@sun.uucp (Sunny Kirsten)
Newsgroups: net.women.only
Subject: Re: feminine "protection"
Message-ID: <1840@sun.uucp>
Date: Tue, 4-Dec-84 03:16:30 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec  4 03:16:30 1984
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> L S Chabot

> ...I guess "protection" means
> protecting you from having people find out that you're a human being with
> occasional human smells.
> 
> Hah!  Can you imagine what this discussion would be like in net.flame!  All
> sorts complaining about why do we have to discuss such a *disgusting* topic
> (obviously, it's unnatural!)

I think that's the whole point.  You need protection from the unnaturalness
of your own body!  Wrap it in clothes, because if God had meant you to be
naked, you would have been born that way.  Use "protection" on as many parts
of your body as possible (be a good scent-free clone) so you won't be
unnatural and smell like a human.  If you want to do THAT, we have another
product for you which replaces your unnatural smell (now that we've covered
it up with one product) with another  natural smell (don't read the list
of ingredients!).

The only thing we need protection from is Madison Ave.  They do their best to 
create problems which their products will solve.

> shadow:	[ISSN 0018-9162 v17 #10 p7, bottom vt100, col3, next to next to last]
Ok, I give up... to what does your signature refer?

				Sunny
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