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From: gwr@edsel.UUCP (GW Ryan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: awful joke
Message-ID: <280@edsel.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 18:24:20 EST
Article-I.D.: edsel.280
Posted: Wed Dec  5 18:24:20 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 6-Dec-84 06:50:01 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Piscataway
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I apologize in advance for posting this joke.


This fellow has a very embarassing problem with his
er, um, flatulence. Instead of making the customary noise,
his make a small "honda" sound. This is naturally quite 
embarassing, and this fellow has searched far and wide to
find a proctologist who can cure his problem and get rid of
that "honda" sound.

He finally manages to find a doctor who listens to his problem and
says: "you know, in all my years I have only seen this problem once.
Fortunately for you, I know just the remedy! Go across the steet to
the dentist and ask him for a checkup."

Our hero is desparate: he will try anything. He goes over to the dentist and
gets a checkup. The dentist informs him that he has an abcess, fixes it, and
sends him on his way.  On the way out he feels the urge to pass wind,
and when he does, lo and behold! the "honda" noise is gone.




he asks the dentist why, and the dentist says:
"Don't you know the old saying ...


















abcess makes the fart go honda!



















I warned you!
jerry