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Subject: Offensive to babies, and problem-pregnancies...
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Date: Tue, 11-Dec-84 21:31:09 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 11 21:31:09 1984
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A couple were expecting their first child and almost every conceivable
complication occurs during the pregnancy. Several weeks overdue, many many
false labours, ultrasound detected something the doctors couldnt quite
figure out, the ambulance got lost on the way to hospital during one of
the false labours, the mothers hair fell out, you name it...
Finally, she is taken into surgery for a Ceasarian and he paces up and
down the waiting room....
 
Nurse: Congratulations Father!
       Your wife gave birth to a sturdy 12 pound baby eye!
 
Father: An eye ????!!!??!!!?
        Omigawwwd, what else could go wrong?
 
Nurse: It's blind.



              - Ken Dykes
                Software Development Group, University of Waterloo
                Waterloo, Ontario, Canada.  N2L 3G1
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