Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!sjuvax!4039jl15 From: 4039jl15@sjuvax.UUCP (lieb) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: DEMO Project Message-ID: <706@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 3-Dec-84 14:33:47 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.706 Posted: Mon Dec 3 14:33:47 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 5-Dec-84 00:14:15 EST References: (4039jl15@St. Joseph's University, Phila.,PA - J.Hickey) Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa. Lines: 27 DEMO Project In the beginning there was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto the Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks." And the Division Head spake unto his Department Head, saying, "It is a crock of excrement and none may abide by the odor thereof." Now, the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none may abide before it." And it came to pass that the Directorate Head spake unto the Assistant Technical Director, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength." And the Assistant Technical Director spake unto the Technical Director saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and it is very strong." And lo, the Technical Director spake unto The Director, saying, "The powerful new Project will help promote the growth of the Laboratories." And The Director looked down upon the Project, and knew that it was good. Sure, Ronald Reagan has promised to take a senility test, but what if he forgets? John Hickey 4039jl15@sjuvax