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From: mp@ganehd.UUCP (Scott Barman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Georgia Tech Fans
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Date: Tue, 27-Nov-84 17:08:54 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov 27 17:08:54 1984
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Well, since this is my last day here and the folks at Georgia Tech will not
be able to flame me (if you do, I'll never see them), it is time to put the
annual Wreck Tech Joke Book to work!!!!

Did you hear that Tech just painted the garbage can lids orange so that the
students will think they are eating at Howard Johnsons.

Do you know why Grant Field has artificial turf?
So the Homecomming Queen will not graze!!!!!

After the last time the Dawgs Wrecked Tech (as usual), a bunch of Tech students
decided to stage a protest march to Athens.  At last report, they were 10 miles
outside of Birmingham!!!!!!

Before last year's game, the Tech students decided that they would throw TNT
at the Georgia Students.  The Georgia students got soooooooo mad that they
lit them and threw them back.

A few of the Tech Football players got soooooo mad after last year's loss that
they tried to blow up the Georgia Team busses.  They were all rushed to the
hospital with third degree burns on their lips!!!!!!!!

Sung to the tune of "The Ramblin' Wreck From Georgia Tech":

		I'm glad that I'm from Georgia
			and not from Georgia Tech.
		I'm proud to be a Bulldog
			and not a Ramblin' Wreck
		'Cause Georgia's so much better
			as everyone knows so well
		So I'll always be a Georgia Fan
			and Tech can GO TO HELL!!!!!!

(Now let's get Auburn and Tech at once)

There was this travelling salesman traveling through South Georgia one fine
day, when he spotted an outhouse with a television antenna on it.  Being
curious, the man asks the farmer whose land this was on why was there an 
antenna on the outhouse.  The farmer said that a couple of Auburn students
liked it so much that they decided to rent it from him.  The salesman shrugged
his shoulders and went to his next destination.
On his way back, he passed the outhouse again and it had TWO antennas on top of
it.  Again, the salesman tells the farmer that he understands why there was one
antenna on top of the outhouse, but why two.  The farmer replied "oh those
Auburn students, their so smart (sic), they sublet the basement to a couple
of Georgia Tech students!"

Remember, Tech is located on North Avenue in Atlanta, thus prompting the name
of NORTH AVENUE TRADE SCHOOL!!!!!

HOW 'BOUT THEM DAWGS
-- 
Scott A. Barman
	Former UGA Employee
	(Don't bother responding, I no longer work here!!!!!!!!)