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From: ag5@pucc-k (Henry C. Mensch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another cutesy joke; offensive to small bratty children
Message-ID: <644@pucc-k>
Date: Wed, 28-Nov-84 18:27:00 EST
Article-I.D.: pucc-k.644
Posted: Wed Nov 28 18:27:00 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 30-Nov-84 05:39:09 EST
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	In everyone's childhood, there is always one child who seems to
have always had something bigger and better than everyone else all the
time.  Here is the story of one such child and her friend...

	You see, little Gary was getting quite frustrated.  Janine 
always seemed to have something to top whatever Gary had.  Gary's
dad got him a "Big Wheels" toy and all that Janine could say was 
"So what?  MY Dad got me a ten-speed bike..."

	Some time later, Gary was fortunate to acquire a Trivial Pursuit
set, and of course Janine said "Big deal!  My dad got an IBM PC for me to
play with!"

	Poor little Gary was exasperated.  What did he have that was bigger
and better than whatever Janine had.  And, he got an idea...

	Later that week, Gary went to visit Janine.  He walked into the room
unzipped his pants, and said "Look what I got!  I bet you can't top this!"
All that Janine could do was to unzip her jeans and say "Yeah, but I got
one of these, and I can get as many of those as I want!"

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