Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ganehd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!ganehd!mp From: mp@ganehd.UUCP (Scott Barman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Georgia Tech Fans Message-ID: <209@ganehd.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Nov-84 17:08:54 EST Article-I.D.: ganehd.209 Posted: Tue Nov 27 17:08:54 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 29-Nov-84 06:11:47 EST Organization: NE Health District, Athens, Georgia Lines: 57 [***] Well, since this is my last day here and the folks at Georgia Tech will not be able to flame me (if you do, I'll never see them), it is time to put the annual Wreck Tech Joke Book to work!!!! Did you hear that Tech just painted the garbage can lids orange so that the students will think they are eating at Howard Johnsons. Do you know why Grant Field has artificial turf? So the Homecomming Queen will not graze!!!!! After the last time the Dawgs Wrecked Tech (as usual), a bunch of Tech students decided to stage a protest march to Athens. At last report, they were 10 miles outside of Birmingham!!!!!! Before last year's game, the Tech students decided that they would throw TNT at the Georgia Students. The Georgia students got soooooooo mad that they lit them and threw them back. A few of the Tech Football players got soooooo mad after last year's loss that they tried to blow up the Georgia Team busses. They were all rushed to the hospital with third degree burns on their lips!!!!!!!! Sung to the tune of "The Ramblin' Wreck From Georgia Tech": I'm glad that I'm from Georgia and not from Georgia Tech. I'm proud to be a Bulldog and not a Ramblin' Wreck 'Cause Georgia's so much better as everyone knows so well So I'll always be a Georgia Fan and Tech can GO TO HELL!!!!!! (Now let's get Auburn and Tech at once) There was this travelling salesman traveling through South Georgia one fine day, when he spotted an outhouse with a television antenna on it. Being curious, the man asks the farmer whose land this was on why was there an antenna on the outhouse. The farmer said that a couple of Auburn students liked it so much that they decided to rent it from him. The salesman shrugged his shoulders and went to his next destination. On his way back, he passed the outhouse again and it had TWO antennas on top of it. Again, the salesman tells the farmer that he understands why there was one antenna on top of the outhouse, but why two. The farmer replied "oh those Auburn students, their so smart (sic), they sublet the basement to a couple of Georgia Tech students!" Remember, Tech is located on North Avenue in Atlanta, thus prompting the name of NORTH AVENUE TRADE SCHOOL!!!!! HOW 'BOUT THEM DAWGS -- Scott A. Barman Former UGA Employee (Don't bother responding, I no longer work here!!!!!!!!)