Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxw.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!mhuxn!houxm!ihnp4!ihuxw!walli From: walli@ihuxw.UUCP (G. V. Walli) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: awful joke Message-ID: <1027@ihuxw.UUCP> Date: Thu, 6-Dec-84 08:49:46 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxw.1027 Posted: Thu Dec 6 08:49:46 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Dec-84 02:00:13 EST References: <280@edsel.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 33 Two elderly men were arguing with each other in a restaurant, and a young woman sitting nearby couldn't help but overhear: man#1: I think it should be spelled W-O-O-M. man#2: No, I'm pretty sure there's a B in it, it should be spelled W-O-O-M-B. man#1: Now that you mention it, I think it starts with more of a "WH" sound; W-H-O-O-M-B man#2: That's true, but at the end, It kind of trails off into an "R" sound; W-H-O-O-M-B-R man#1: Right, right, but don't you..... At this point, the woman, unable to stand any more, walks over to the old gentlemen's table and says, "It's spelled W-O-M-B.", and walks off. The two old men look at each other, and finally man #1 says, "W-O-M-B ???? I'll bet she's never even HEARD an elephant fart!" " They can't all be good! " G. Walli