Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 From: walt2@ihuxl.UUCP (Walt Kurszewski) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Big Breasts Message-ID: <1464@ihuxl.UUCP> Date: Mon, 10-Dec-84 18:33:29 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxl.1464 Posted: Mon Dec 10 18:33:29 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Dec-84 04:38:47 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 31 A new topic for net.singles: Why are most men attracted to breasts? Particularly, large breasts? I was tempted to say *all* men, but then net.motss came to mind. Besides, the last time anyone said "*all* men" shit hit the fan. The reason I bring this up is that one day while shopping with my mother a rather "endowed" young lady happened to walk by. A few minutes later I commented to Mom that the woman who passed by was quite generously "endowed". Mom's reply was "Why all the interest in the baby feeders?". For the life of me, I couldn't come up with a logical reason. I guess the interest just showed up with the sideburns and the new voice. So what is it about breasts that's so intriguing? Basketballs are big and round and they don't do a thing for me. I've heard that it is a regression to infancy and suckling. I don't see how this is possible. Why do large breasts get more attention than smaller breasts? Why does size matter? These questions are beginning to consume me. I think it's time I did a field investigation. Walt Kurszewski ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2