Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site uwmacc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!uwvax!uwmacc!demillo From: demillo@uwmacc.UUCP (Rob DeMillo) Newsgroups: net.aviation Subject: Wisconsin Flying Message-ID: <545@uwmacc.UUCP> Date: Mon, 10-Dec-84 12:25:54 EST Article-I.D.: uwmacc.545 Posted: Mon Dec 10 12:25:54 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 13-Dec-84 01:40:15 EST Organization: UWisconsin-Madison Academic Comp Center Lines: 21 How does a pilot know whether he/she is flying in Wisconsin? (Assuming his/her map and naviagational aids were damaged in some freak mishap...) Simple, you have a conversation with the tower like I did this weekend: Tower: "Triple-4 November, please abort your landing due to deer on the runway." Me : (After a slight pause to try and remember which manufacturer makes "deers.") "Tower, please say again...?" Tower : "I think you heard me..." Sure enough, I spied three deer tearing across the field on their way to the woods. (I was told that there were five deer on the field the day before...) -- Rob DeMillo MACC ..seismo!uwvax!uwmacc!demillo "...I don't know what this does, but it's pointing in your direction..." ./