Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!decvax!cca!ima!ISM780!joan From: joan@ISM780.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Repeat requests Message-ID: <14@ISM780.UUCP> Date: Sun, 2-Dec-84 00:29:28 EST Article-I.D.: ISM780.14 Posted: Sun Dec 2 00:29:28 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 4-Dec-84 06:39:21 EST Lines: 33 Nf-ID: #R:sdchema:-29900:ISM780:11100073:000:1008 Nf-From: ISM780!joan Nov 30 14:59:00 1984 /* Written 11:33 am Nov 29, 1984 by stuart@sdchema in ISM780:net.jokes */ /* ---------- "Repeat requests" ---------- */ >2) A few months ago, there were the definitions of 'Heaven and Hell' according >to European nationalities: in Heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the French >the cooks etc.; in Hell, the British are the cooks etc. etc. > >Has anyone still got these lying around, and can resubmit them, or mail them >to me? This joke is one of my favorites. The version I heard said: In heaven: The English are the police, The Germans are the mechanics, The Swiss are the administrators, The French are the lovers, The Italians are the cooks. In hell: The English are the cooks, The French are the administrators, The Swiss are the lovers, The Italians are the mechanics, The Germans are the police! *********************************************************************** Joan Alexander Interactive Systems, Santa Monica, CA