Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site convex.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!convex!locke From: locke@convex.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Macho Mouse-may be offensive to mice Message-ID: <36700036@convex.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Dec-84 14:52:00 EST Article-I.D.: convex.36700036 Posted: Fri Dec 7 14:52:00 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Dec-84 03:44:54 EST Lines: 19 Nf-ID: #N:convex:36700036:000:998 Nf-From: convex!locke Dec 7 13:52:00 1984 Macho Mouse was scurrying down the jungle path one day and came upon a leopard lying near a pond. He went up to the leopard and asked her, "Say Lady, wanna make it?". The leopard glanced over at the voice and said "Go away you silly mouse." Not to be detered, Macho Mouse continued his trek until he chanced upon a giraffe. Yelling up to her he said, "Say Lady, wanna make it?". The giraffe looked down to see where the little voice came from and when she saw the mouse she said, "Don't waste our time little mouse. Leave me alone." Still not giving up, Macho Mouse scampered down the path until he came upon an elephant. He yelled, "Say Lady, wanna make it?". The elephant turned around, saw the mouse, and said "Sure, why not?". So Macho Mouse climbed onto the elephant while she positioned herself. But in doing so, the elephant nudged a tree and a coconut fell out and bounced off the top of her head. She gave out a groan to which Macho Mouse replied, "Suffer you bitch, suffer!"