Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site water.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!water!daemon From: daemon@water.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to babies, and problem-pregnancies... Message-ID: <175@water.UUCP> Date: Tue, 11-Dec-84 21:31:09 EST Article-I.D.: water.175 Posted: Tue Dec 11 21:31:09 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Dec-84 05:28:19 EST Sender: daemon@water.UUCP Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 23 A couple were expecting their first child and almost every conceivable complication occurs during the pregnancy. Several weeks overdue, many many false labours, ultrasound detected something the doctors couldnt quite figure out, the ambulance got lost on the way to hospital during one of the false labours, the mothers hair fell out, you name it... Finally, she is taken into surgery for a Ceasarian and he paces up and down the waiting room.... Nurse: Congratulations Father! Your wife gave birth to a sturdy 12 pound baby eye! Father: An eye ????!!!??!!!? Omigawwwd, what else could go wrong? Nurse: It's blind. - Ken Dykes Software Development Group, University of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, Canada. N2L 3G1 watmath!water!watbun!kgdykes