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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more word-processor revenge
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Date: Mon, 10-Dec-84 20:23:02 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 10 20:23:02 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 12-Dec-84 05:14:04 EST
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[Reprinted from The New Yorker]

  BLUNDER OF THE WEEK:  As fat-watchers are well
aware, eggs are among the foods with the highest
concentration  of  cholesterol,  and  have  been
linked  to  athero-sclerosis,  a  major cause of
heart attacks.

  Imagine, then, the  astonishment of physicians
across  the  country  who  received  a  free egg
cookbook   recently--from   a    company    that
specializes  in  the  manufacture  of drugs that
combat heart disease perhaps, is a combat outfit
of   the  anti-Saninista  Nicaraguan  Democratic
Force "contras."

  Its official title is the  "Jeane  Kirkpatrick
Task    Force,"    in   honor   of  the  solidly
anti-Sandinista U.S. ambassador  to  the  United
Nations. -- Bangor (Maine) Daily News.

  Catchy title, anyway.
-- 
Robert Reed, Logic Design Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr