Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site micomvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!philabs!micomvax!barry From: barry@micomvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Dilema of a Nun Message-ID: <362@micomvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 29-Nov-84 07:36:35 EST Article-I.D.: micomvax.362 Posted: Thu Nov 29 07:36:35 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 4-Dec-84 05:51:24 EST Reply-To: barry@micomva.UUCP (Barry Kimelman) Organization: Philips/Micom - Montreal, Canada Lines: 14 One day this nun walks in to see her mother superior. She says "mother superior , i want to become a prostitute...". At that point the mother superior faints and falls to the floor. The nun immediately calls to another nun to quickly get a glass of water for thwe mother superior. After having been revived and drunk the glass of water , the other nun asks "what happened ??". The 1st nun replies "I just told the mother superior that i wanted to quit the order and become a prostitue", at which point the mother superior interjects "Oh , what a relief i thought you said you wanted to become a PROTESTANT..." (all together now ,HA HA HA HA !!!!!)