Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 SMI; site sun.uucp Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amdcad!decwrl!sun!sunny From: sunny@sun.uucp (Sunny Kirsten) Newsgroups: net.women.only Subject: Re: feminine "protection" Message-ID: <1840@sun.uucp> Date: Tue, 4-Dec-84 03:16:30 EST Article-I.D.: sun.1840 Posted: Tue Dec 4 03:16:30 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 5-Dec-84 01:03:17 EST References: <120@decwrl.UUCP> Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc. Lines: 30 > L S Chabot > ...I guess "protection" means > protecting you from having people find out that you're a human being with > occasional human smells. > > Hah! Can you imagine what this discussion would be like in net.flame! All > sorts complaining about why do we have to discuss such a *disgusting* topic > (obviously, it's unnatural!) I think that's the whole point. You need protection from the unnaturalness of your own body! Wrap it in clothes, because if God had meant you to be naked, you would have been born that way. Use "protection" on as many parts of your body as possible (be a good scent-free clone) so you won't be unnatural and smell like a human. If you want to do THAT, we have another product for you which replaces your unnatural smell (now that we've covered it up with one product) with another natural smell (don't read the list of ingredients!). The only thing we need protection from is Madison Ave. They do their best to create problems which their products will solve. > shadow: [ISSN 0018-9162 v17 #10 p7, bottom vt100, col3, next to next to last] Ok, I give up... to what does your signature refer? Sunny -- mail ucbvax\!sun\!sunny decvax\!sun\!sunny ihnp4\!sun\!sunny<