Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site cwruecmp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!cwruecmp!sundar From: sundar@cwruecmp.UUCP (Sundar R. Iyengar) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Hit 'n' before you get hit :-) Message-ID: <1225@cwruecmp.UUCP> Date: Fri, 30-Nov-84 19:55:44 EST Article-I.D.: cwruecmp.1225 Posted: Fri Nov 30 19:55:44 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 2-Dec-84 05:51:23 EST Organization: CWRU Computer Engr. Cleveland, Ohio Lines: 20 Heard on the air (from 106.5 FM, Cleveland). ----------- Scot is trying to sell his old car. But no buyers so far. Spot: "Why do you want to sell your car?" Scot: "Because, it has 100,000 miles on it and I don't want to put on anymore" Spot: "Set the odometer back to 25,000 and then try to sell it. It will go as a hot cake" Scot: "Good idea". So he set the meter back to 25,000. After a couple of weeks, Spot: "You haven't still found a buyer?" Scot: "No. Actually I decided to keep the car." Spot: "Why?" Scot: "Why not? It has only 25,000 on it." :-) :-) :-) ------------- sundar iyengar