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From: ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Control Key Yuck (NO JOKE)
Message-ID: <180@whuxi.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Dec-84 07:53:02 EST
Article-I.D.: whuxi.180
Posted: Tue Dec 11 07:53:02 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 12-Dec-84 05:14:43 EST
Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J.
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I've gotten lots of private mail about one of UNIX's glories, 
i.e., its ability to turn macro-formatted headers and centered 
lines into illegible control-key drek on other systems and
machines.  Rather than answer everyone privately (I'm good
for two or three of these kvetches per day), let me say the
following about macros in net.jokes or any other net:

	MERCY!!!!  I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!

Ken Wolman
Bellcore
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