Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihdev.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!ihdev!rjv From: rjv@ihdev.UUCP (ron vaughn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a (bad) joke Message-ID: <133@ihdev.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Dec-84 12:32:41 EST Article-I.D.: ihdev.133 Posted: Wed Dec 12 12:32:41 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 13-Dec-84 03:19:52 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 27 . my vote for the worst joke in the world, and probably one of the oldest, sorry if you've heard it.... there was a russian man named rudolph, a high ranking member of the KGB. one evening rudolph and his wife, helga, were walking along, and it begins to snow. "my, my, look at the lovely snow," said helga. "no, that is not snow, that is rain!" replied rudolph. "no, no, no, this is snow," she said. "look, there is a palace guard, we will ask him." rudolph went to the palace gaurd and said "is it raining or snowing?" the gaurd was no dummy, so he said "what do YOU think it is doing, rudolph?" rudolph replied, "raining." and the gaurd said "yes comrade,i was going to say raining, also!" so rudolph and helga went walking off. the gaurd could just barely hear the KGB official say: "RUDOLPH, THE RED, KNOWS RAIN, DEAR" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggh!, ron vaughn