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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
Newsgroups: net.comics
Subject: Some GodAwful News (Not a Hoax. Not an Imaginary Story...)
Message-ID: <114@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Dec-84 15:02:32 EST
Article-I.D.: vax2.114
Posted: Wed Dec  5 15:02:32 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 8-Dec-84 06:18:41 EST
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Organization: Somewhere in Soho
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Just out of the latest issue of the Comic Buyers Guide: Starting in April of
'85, coming your way...

	SECRET WARS II

Written by Jim ("Sloppy") Shooter, Drawn by Sal ("Even Sloppier") Buscema,
inked by Steve ("Deserves Better") Leilahola.

What I particularly found funny was Shooter's quote that the new series was
in answer to an "unprecedented" number of letters asking for more (note: I
have several friends w/ 10 year olds who read comics -- almost all of them
read & love SECRET WARS; perhaps this is true).

And yes, it will tie up most of the major titles with this gibberish.

In the words of Popeye: "I yam disgustipated."

				"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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