Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uokvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uokvax!lmaher From: lmaher@uokvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Fuzzy headed liberal Message-ID: <2200082@uokvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 31-Oct-84 02:42:00 EST Article-I.D.: uokvax.2200082 Posted: Wed Oct 31 02:42:00 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 3-Nov-84 03:09:43 EST References: <570@loral.UUCP> Lines: 50 Nf-ID: #R:loral:-57000:uokvax:2200082:000:1940 Nf-From: uokvax!lmaher Oct 31 01:42:00 1984 From nbires!conrad: > Damned right. We must never vote for anyone who will promise to > raise our taxes. Instead vote for anyone who promises to spend > trillions of dollars we don't have for more military weapons > ... > Those weapons will be used to completely eliminate our debts. > > Conrad Geiger So why not rent out the U.S. Military as Mercenaries To The World? Instead of some third world country buying masses of planes and guns without having troops trained well enough to use them effectively, they can hire Our Boys directly, and we'll go in and annihilate their enemy for them, on a cost-plus basis. A few points: 1) Obviously only volunteers are used for this - no one has to go. 2) It gives our forces combat training and an opportunity to field test new equipment. 3) It improves our Balance of Payments (no Credit. When their cash runs out we do too). 4) If the two sides were equal, then whoever forks over the most cash (or minerals, or UN voting rights, or whatever is worth it to us) gets the victory, instead of a prolonged, bloody struggle that solves nothing. 5) We won't take both sides (then again, maybe we should, and just tell both sides we're fighting, but actually fake the fighting). 6) We don't fight the Israelis (this may be the same as Point 5, or it may be so we don't embarass ourselves by losing). 7) We don't fight Russian troops (unless Russia wants to earn some foreign currency hiring out its troops too), because confrontations between superpowers are *a bad thing*. Cubans are OK, though. 8) Instead of poking our noses into places we're not wanted, we'd only be intervening at the request of whoever has the cash. (Just in case anyone thought I was serious, :-) :-) :-) :-) Flaming won't do you a bit of good anyway, I'm off to Fermilab and won't be back for 3 months.) "Wait a moment, maybe he has something there..." Carl {allegra,ihnp4}!convex!ctvax!uokvax!lmaher