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From: adolph@ssc-vax.UUCP (Mark Adolph)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: A new category of lyrics
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Date: Thu, 25-Oct-84 20:36:04 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 25 20:36:04 1984
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While we're analyzing lyrics, I'd like to try to open up a new field: the
Most Unintelligible Lyrics in a song.  Now, there are a few simple examples,
such as the recent "Carribean Queen", which sounds exactly like "Caribou
Queen," or ELO's "Evil Woman," which I still insist is actually "Medieval
Woman."  Did you know that Boy George's song "It's A Miracle" was actually
written as "It's America"?  If you listen to it, you can hardly tell which
he is saying, but the two verses of the song are about his initial impressions
of New York and LA, in that order.

The problem with this cataegory is that we've got a "Nadia Comenici" (sp?)
(okay, a Greg Louganis if you're being more up to date) in the group.  Now,
tell the truth: did you understand more than 20% of the lyrics to "Chuck E's
In Love" before you read them?  As a matter of fact, have you ever been able
to understand a thing that Ricki Lee Jones sings?  Can anyone else give a 
word like "and" 3 syllables like she can?

Any other nominees out there for Most Unintelligible Lyrics?

					-- Mark A.
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