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Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics: "Fish heads..."
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Date: Sat, 20-Oct-84 02:56:00 EDT
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Nf-From: convex!hosking    Oct 20 01:56:00 1984

Speaking of "Dead Puppies", who can forget:

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
who I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing, another is gone
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn
No need explaining the one leg remaining
It's spinning on the carport floor
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
who I overlooked before

or something like that....

Tom Lehrer ? Never heard of him. <:-{)
Now THAT's making me feel old.  I first heard of him nearly 20 years ago,
when I was about 5!

You can't take three from two
Two is less than three
so you look at the four in the tens place
Now that's really four tens
so you make it three tens, regroup
and....

Hooray for new math, neeeeeew math
It won't do you a bit of good to review math
It's so simple, so very simple
That only a child can do it
					- Tom Lehrer
					  from "That was the Year That Was"

I won't offend Catholic readers with "Vatican Rag" or some of his other
more controversial stuff.