Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site sco.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!sco!dwight From: dwight@sco.UUCP (Dwight Leu) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensive to nazi's Message-ID: <123@sco.UUCP> Date: Mon, 15-Oct-84 08:07:55 EDT Article-I.D.: sco.123 Posted: Mon Oct 15 08:07:55 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 16-Oct-84 06:49:09 EDT Organization: SCO, Santa Cruz, CA Lines: 31 Once upon a time, during WWII, a train was traveling through occupied France. This was a fairly ordinary passenger train, and in one of the compartments sat four people: an elderly French woman, a beautiful young French miss, a young French man, and a German officer. Suddenly, the train plunged into a tunnel, and the compartment became pitch black. A sound like a big smooching kiss was heard, followed immediately by an even louder "SLAP"! The train emerged from the tunnel, and as soon as the light was restored, everyone looked around to find the German officer nursing a black eye. The old French woman thought "My, how virtuous of that young lady! We need more young woman just like her; especially with these Germans." The lovely young woman thought "That's strange. Why should that German officer try to kiss the old woman instead of me?" The German officer was thinking "That Frenchman's no fool! He steals a kiss, and I get blamed for it!" And the Frenchman was thinking "Ah, how clever I am! I kiss the back of my hand, hit the German officer, and no one suspects me for it!" Dwight Leu The Santa Cruz Operation {amd, microsoft, logica}!sco!dwight