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ism780b!paul    Oct  4 16:36:00 1984

Actual top-level help screen from a product which shall remain nameless:

    "The comma key on the minikeypad is the HELP key (while in the EDT-
    Style editor and Calendar Management, press PF2 for help; press Gold
    H while using the WPS-Style editor; use the H key for help while in
    the Desk Calculator).  Press the HELP key whenever you need help."

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