Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site uwmacc.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!uwvax!uwmacc!rick From: rick@uwmacc.UUCP (the absurdist) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Football weekends Message-ID: <353@uwmacc.UUCP> Date: Sat, 29-Sep-84 22:16:07 EDT Article-I.D.: uwmacc.353 Posted: Sat Sep 29 22:16:07 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 2-Oct-84 03:30:53 EDT Organization: UWisconsin-Madison Academic Comp Center Lines: 27 [bug food] [bug food for concurrent bug] Well, football is upon us, like the Black Death. Tonight I was coming down State Street (our main drag thru campus) and saw some bozo who was busy laying himself down in front of a car that was stopped at the intersection. He got up, climbed under the car, stuck his head around the tire, and in general acted like an asshole for over a minute. Is the person driving the car a victim? No. For, when he finally got up and went away, she managed to put her car into reverse and smash the fender of the person behind her. Judging by her speech when she hopped out to discuss this with the unhappy person who was behind all this nonsense, she was drunk. We won't even discuss what happened last weekend, when a young woman got grabbed by some fans, "body-passed" a number of rows up to the top of the stadium, and THEN ejected from the game by a UW Security Slob for "creating a disturbance." Right. Would anyone like to film a sequel to "Black Sunday"? I have the perfect setting.... -- "Think of it as evolution in action." -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle Rick Keir -- MicroComputer Information Center, MACC {allegra, ihnp4, seismo}!uwvax!uwmacc!rick 1210 West Dayton St/U Wisconsin Madison/Mad WI 53706