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From: brat@gatech.UUCP (Steven Goldberg)
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Subject: Re: A *NEW* light bulb joke
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Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 17:54:12 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 27 17:54:12 1984
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> 
> A *new* light bulb joke: (I know it's new 'cause I made it up myself)
> 
> Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
>    light bulb?
> 
> A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the
>    Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones
>    to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices
>    that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't
>    see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency
>    stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a
>    light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red
>    shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are
>    promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party
>    is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship
>    approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.
>    Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as
>    a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs 
>    they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the
>    planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, 
>    and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.
> 
> 
> George Moore				      Tandy System Software
> uucp: {laidbak,sco,microsoft,sneaky,allegra!convex!ctvax}!trsvax!gm
> 		* Kilroy occupied these coordinates *

Now I know why Tandy's got such a bad name.

			Steven
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