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From: chris@umcp-cs.UUCP (Chris Torek)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YABS
Message-ID: <46@umcp-cs.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 09:10:07 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 21 09:10:07 1984
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Ah yes.  Someday, go into a hardware store.  When someone asks
``May I help you?'', first ask whether they prefer English or
metric units.  If English, ask for a .134 horsepower light bulb.
(That's about 100 watts.)
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