Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles; site uiucdcsb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcsb!johnston From: johnston@uiucdcsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: outrageous joke Message-ID: <8700135@uiucdcsb.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 11:22:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcsb.8700135 Posted: Wed Sep 26 11:22:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Sep-84 04:36:46 EDT References: <1256@pucc-h.UUCP> Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #R:pucc-h:-125600:uiucdcsb:8700135:000:514 Nf-From: uiucdcsb!johnston Sep 26 10:22:00 1984 >Ancient but (un)worthy of posting (the "Alexander the Grape" joke reminded me): >Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? >A: The color.... >-- >-- Jeff Sargent >{decvax|harpo|ihnp4|inuxc|seismo|ucbvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq >"Jesus looked Death in the eye, and Death blinked first." The way I heard it was: Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant. - Gary Johnston ihnp4!uiucdcs!johnston "Real men don't use signiatures"