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From: ag5@pucc-i (Henry C. Mensch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YAnLJ (Yet Another (new) Lightbulb Joke)
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Date: Sun, 7-Oct-84 13:32:32 EDT
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Posted: Sun Oct  7 13:32:32 1984
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**>>    Q:  How many Defense Contractors does
**>>	    it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

**>>    A:  21.  15 to screw it in, 3 to explain why it costs 15,000
**>>	dollars to do so, and 1 to wave the flag.

	You've forgotten the two secretaries on the payroll who
actually work under the Chief contractor ;-}

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