Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!ihuxl!seifert From: seifert@ihuxl.UUCP (D.A. Seifert) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Huh? (Christians & Sex) Message-ID: <1361@ihuxl.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Sep-84 08:47:42 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxl.1361 Posted: Tue Sep 18 08:47:42 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Sep-84 03:04:02 EDT References: <2736@allegra.UUCP> <235@uwmacc.UUCP> <1111@pyuxn.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 46 >>> Healthy: sex between a husband and wife. Period. No exceptions. >>> Not sex before marriage, outside of marriage, sex with children or >>> with animals. Not homosexual sex. Who says? You don't really need >>> to ask, I'll bet. [PAUL DUBOIS] >>> In any event, what I object to is the idea that Christians are all >>> hung-up and inhibited in regard to sex, an unwarranted and >>> fallacious generalization. [PAUL DUBOIS] >>These two quotes are actually from the same article! [ALAN DRISCOLL] So, Alan, are you saying that someone has to have sex with animals to be considered "uninhibited" ? Now, for those of you that agree, here's the official Snoopy-test for sexual uninhibitedness: Find a motorcycle with an appropriately sized exhaust pipe. Begin molesting said exhaust pipe and have friend start the motorcycle, revving the engine now and then. Nice vibrations, huh? Now, if you're *really* uninhibited, you won't mind that the exhaust pipe is getting, er, HOT. The excitement is certainly worth a few burns, no? Next, have oral sex with a rattlesnake. Then, find your MOTAS, and do it in a bathtub full of sulfuric acid. If your MOTAS is truely exciting to you, you won't notice the acid. Then, if you pass all these tests, try the ultimate. Why do I call it the ultimate? Well, it better be, cause you can only do it once! Truck down to the local hardware store and purchase a chain saw.... [ censored - this is supposed to be a family newsgroup ] Did you try and enjoy all these things? Good, then you pass Snoopy's test for sexual uninhibitedness. No? Well welcome to the club. sexually inhibited and proud of it, -- _____ /_____\ "Sink the Lousia?" /_______\ |___| Snoopy ____|___|_____ ihnp4!ihuxl!seifert