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From: leo@uf-csg.UUCP (Leo Wilson [staff])
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mildly offensive
Message-ID: <197@uf-csg.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Sep-84 13:18:04 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 25 13:18:04 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 29-Sep-84 08:44:14 EDT
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I know this is net.jokes and not net.seastories,  but here's one they used
to tell when I was in NavAir:

A sailor was in front of the urinal at the enlisted club one night when
his buddies called from the lounge, "Hey, throw on the afterburner, we're
going to leave!"

The sailor hurredly buttoned his britches and headed towards the door.  A
marine who was in the head at the same time exclaimed, "Hey,  don't the
Navy teach you squids to wash your hands after pissing?"

The sailor looked rushed and replied,  "No,  the Navy teaches us not to piss
on our hands!"  and hurried out the door.


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