Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!dartvax!markv From: markv@dartvax.UUCP (Mark Vita) Newsgroups: net.music Subject: The Worst Lyric You've Ever Heard Message-ID: <2467@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 10:30:58 EDT Article-I.D.: dartvax.2467 Posted: Thu Oct 11 10:30:58 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Oct-84 03:13:57 EDT Organization: Dartmouth College Lines: 49 <..> Someone mentioned Jim Morrison's "Touch Me" as a candidate for the "worst lyrics" prize (you know-- "I'm gonna love, till the heavens stop the rain/I'm gonna love you, till the stars fall from the sky/For you and I") That's the funny thing about Morrison. More than any other songwriter I know of, including the Jagger/Richards team, his lyrics range from the sublime to the ridiculous. Some of his songs are almost poetic in quality, while others are meaningless drivel interspersed with good examples of poor English grammar. Though I enjoy the Doors' music very much, I too find some of his lyrics annoyingly stupid. The worst offender is, ironically, probably their most popular song, "Light My Fire": (Actually, maybe it's no so ironic, since what the public likes is usually a pretty accurate indicator of crap.) You know that it would be untrue \ You know that I would be a liar | If I was to say to you > generally pretty bad Girl, we couldn't get much higher | Come on baby, light my fire... / The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire <== this is the worst! Try now we could only lose And our love become a funeral pyre <== this is a close second Come on baby, light my fire... Another pet peeve, from "L.A. Woman": I see you hair is burnin' Hills are filled with fire If they say I never loved you You know they are a liar <== ARRGH! I think that overall, however, Morrision wrote enough good lyrics to balance out the really bad ones he created. -- Mark Vita Dartmouth College USENET: {decvax,cornell,linus,astrovax}!dartvax!markv ARPA: markv%dartmouth@csnet-relay CSNET: markv@dartmouth