Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxa!ajf From: ajf@pyuxa.UUCP (A Figura) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: What's the difference... Message-ID: <1017@pyuxa.UUCP> Date: Mon, 1-Oct-84 14:44:14 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxa.1017 Posted: Mon Oct 1 14:44:14 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 3-Oct-84 07:42:45 EDT Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J. Lines: 19 [ I take no credit for these jokes ] Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? A: Beer Nuts are about 25cents a bag, but Deer Nuts are under a buck. Q: What's the difference between a Goat and a Goldfish? A: A goldfish spends all his/her time mucking around in a fountain. From the obscure jokes division, a bumper sticker I'd like to see: _________________________ | | | It's 10 o'clock... | | Have you hugged | Al Figura @ Bellcore | your Aardvark today? | |_______________________|