Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site watcgl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!sahayman From: sahayman@watcgl.UUCP (Steve Hayman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Joke, non-offensive but still funny Message-ID: <141@watcgl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Oct-84 18:01:30 EDT Article-I.D.: watcgl.141 Posted: Fri Oct 5 18:01:30 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 6-Oct-84 04:30:07 EDT Organization: U. of Waterloo Warriors Band Lines: 7 The other day a guy came up to my house and said he was looking for work, so I sent him out to paint my porch. He came back in 10 minutes and said he was all done. I said "You can't paint a porch in 10 minutes!". He said "Oh yes I can, and by the way it wasn't a porch, it was a Mercedes".