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From: sahayman@watcgl.UUCP (Steve Hayman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Joke, non-offensive but still funny
Message-ID: <141@watcgl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 5-Oct-84 18:01:30 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  5 18:01:30 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 6-Oct-84 04:30:07 EDT
Organization: U. of Waterloo Warriors Band
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The other day a guy came up to my house and said he was looking for work,
so I sent him out to paint my porch.  He came back in 10 minutes and said
he was all done.

I said "You can't paint a porch in 10 minutes!".

He said "Oh yes I can, and by the way it wasn't a porch, it was a Mercedes".