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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YAFuckJoke
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Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 11:34:56 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 21 11:34:56 1984
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA
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Guy goes into a diner, and the waitress takes his order. He says, "I'll have
a B-L-T, C-U-N-T."

Offended at his spelling out a clear insult to her gender, the waitress
rushes to the owner, who explains that the man merely wants a
bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich, cut-up, not toasted.

Relieved, she returns, apologizes to the customer for rushing off, and tells
him she has placed the order. After delivering it, she returns to the table
as he's eating, and asks how the sandwich is. He replies that it's not very
good. So the waitress says, "S-H-I-T, huh?" The man asks, "What do you mean
by that?" The waitress says, "Should have had it toasted."

The patron says, "F-U-C-K-Y-O-U", so the waitress asks what THAT means.
And the reply, of course, "Fuck you."
-- 
Gary Benson ms232e -*- John Fluke Mfg Co -*- Box C9090 -*- Everett WA 98206 USA
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