Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: $Revision: 1.6.2.14 $; site uiucdcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan From: mcewan@uiucdcs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.comics Subject: Re: Yet another Light Bulb Joke Message-ID: <36000024@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Sep-84 12:26:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.36000024 Posted: Thu Sep 20 12:26:00 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Sep-84 21:12:16 EDT References: <1313@sdcrdcf.UUCP> Lines: 18 Nf-ID: #R:sdcrdcf:-131300:uiucdcs:36000024:000:452 Nf-From: uiucdcs!mcewan Sep 20 11:26:00 1984 Q. How many X-Men does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but first she ("Is there any reason we can't make this character a woman?") needs 5 pages to overcome her fear of the dark. Q. How many New Mutants does it take to change a light bulb? A. The New Mutants could never do something as complicated as changing a light bulb. Scott McEwan pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan "Just because something is obvious doesn't mean that it's true."