Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!harvard!wjh12!genrad!decvax!mcnc!dvamc!ms From: ms@dvamc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: F**k word Message-ID: <1123@dvamc.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 14:31:17 EDT Article-I.D.: dvamc.1123 Posted: Fri Sep 21 14:31:17 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 05:08:16 EDT Lines: 50 It seems there is some interest in the word 'fuck', I haven't been around the NET for some time now (having changed jobs), but have started reading it lately, and thought I'd submit the following item. As Tom Cruise put it in Risky Business, once in a while you just have to say "What the fuck!" IMPROVE YOUR SPEACH - FUCK YOU Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is one of those magical words that, just by the sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. "FUCK", as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word "friden" which means to strike. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive (Mary was fucked by John) and transitive (John fucked Mary). As an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is a fucking beautiful girl). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "FUCK". Besides the sexual meaning, there are the following uses: Fraud.....................I got fucked at the used car lot. Dismay....................Oh, fuck it! Trouble...................I guess I'm fucked now. Agression.................Fuck you! Difficulty................I can't understand this fucking job. Displeasure...............What the fuck is going on here? Incompetence..............He is a "fuck-off". Ignorance.................Fuck if I know. Apathy....................Who gives a fuck? Disdain...................The fuck you can. I know you can think of many more uses. But, with all these uses how can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? We can use this word more often in our daily speach. It adds to our prestige. Say LOUD and CLEAR:............."FUCK YOU". Since none of the other stuff was rotated, I didn't rotate this... Enjoy.