Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site umcp-cs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!umcp-cs!chris From: chris@umcp-cs.UUCP (Chris Torek) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YABS Message-ID: <46@umcp-cs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 09:10:07 EDT Article-I.D.: umcp-cs.46 Posted: Fri Sep 21 09:10:07 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 04:16:36 EDT References: <1096@ucla-cs.UUCP> <8700133@uiucdcsb.UUCP> Organization: U of Maryland, Computer Science Dept., College Park, MD Lines: 8 Ah yes. Someday, go into a hardware store. When someone asks ``May I help you?'', first ask whether they prefer English or metric units. If English, ask for a .134 horsepower light bulb. (That's about 100 watts.) -- In-Real-Life: Chris Torek, Univ of MD Comp Sci (301) 454-7690 UUCP: {seismo,allegra,brl-bmd}!umcp-cs!chris CSNet: chris@umcp-cs ARPA: chris@maryland