Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site oddjob.UChicago.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!gargoyle!oddjob!matt From: matt@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Matt Crawford) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Variations on a theme of Jones' Message-ID: <476@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP> Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 23:19:45 EDT Article-I.D.: oddjob.476 Posted: Thu Sep 27 23:19:45 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Sep-84 07:20:47 EDT Followup-To: net.test Organization: U. Chicago: Astronomy & Astrophysics Lines: 18 Here are some possible variations on a by now well-known quote: (No apologies for the obscure ones!) I'm a child psychologist, nothing fazes me. I'm a lumberjack, nothing stumps me. Nothing interrupts me, I'm a colonel. I'm a shepherd, nothing gets my goat. I'm an old China hand, nothing disorients me. I'm a tailor, nothing suits me. _____________________________________________________ Matt University crawford@anl-mcs.arpa Crawford of Chicago ihnp4!oddjob!matt