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Subject: Re: Yet another Light Bulb Joke
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Date: Thu, 20-Sep-84 12:26:00 EDT
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Nf-From: uiucdcs!mcewan    Sep 20 11:26:00 1984

Q. How many X-Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Only one, but first she ("Is there any reason we can't make this character
a woman?") needs 5 pages to overcome her fear of the dark.




Q. How many New Mutants does it take to change a light bulb?

A. The New Mutants could never do something as complicated as changing
a light bulb.

			Scott McEwan
			pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan

"Just because something is obvious doesn't mean that it's true."