Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!decwrl!decvax!mcnc!unc!black From: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Vive la difference Message-ID: <54@unc.UUCP> Date: Sun, 23-Sep-84 19:37:15 EDT Article-I.D.: unc.54 Posted: Sun Sep 23 19:37:15 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 07:42:03 EDT Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill Lines: 11 Q) What's the difference between love and infatuation? A1) Love ties a knot in the end of the rope. A2) When you're in love, there's a lump in your throat; when you're infatuates, there's a lump in your pants. (This one was told IN CLASS by my high school biology teacher.)