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From: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Vive la difference
Message-ID: <54@unc.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 23-Sep-84 19:37:15 EDT
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Posted: Sun Sep 23 19:37:15 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 07:42:03 EDT
Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill
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  Q)   What's the difference between love and infatuation?


  A1)  Love ties a knot in the end of the rope.

  A2)  When you're in love, there's a lump in your throat;
       when you're infatuates, there's a lump in your
       pants.  (This one was told IN CLASS by my high
       school biology teacher.)