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From: ark@rabbit.UUCP (Andrew Koenig)
Newsgroups: net.rec.ski
Subject: Re: WANTED: A Qualified Person to Adjust Ski Bindings
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Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 17:26:13 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 11 17:26:13 1984
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Here's how to adjust ski bindings:

Every time you fall and the binding releases, tighten it
a little bit.  Eventually you will fall and break your
leg.  When you get out of the cast, loosen the binding a tiny bit.  :-)