Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pegasus.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!pegasus!russak From: russak@pegasus.UUCP (Jan D. Russak) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: osteoporosis Message-ID: <1808@pegasus.UUCP> Date: Tue, 9-Oct-84 21:27:48 EDT Article-I.D.: pegasus.1808 Posted: Tue Oct 9 21:27:48 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 11-Oct-84 05:49:35 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems, Lincroft NJ Lines: 19 At a recent meeting of gynecologists, a discussion regarding the treatment of osteoporosis was heatedly interrupted by one physician who claimed that he had had amazing success treating his post- menopausal patients with estrogen therapy. The physician remarked that on this woman's last examination he found that she had shown tremendous improvement in skin tone and musclature. "Your breasts look so youthful, they are like that of a 25 year old." The woman was very flattered and upon returning to her home, she took off her clothes and began looking at herself in the mirror. Her husband came home and saw her eyeing herself in the mirror. "What do you think you are doing?" he shouted. "My gynecologist told me today that I have the breasts of a 25 year old." "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?" Turning to face him she said, "He didn't mention anything about you!" Cathy Segal (guest appearance)