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From: frank@scorplx.UUCP (Frank Pavelski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: classroom jokesSubject: classroom jokes
Message-ID: <172@scorplx.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 10:58:48 EDT
Article-I.D.: scorplx.172
Posted: Thu Sep 27 10:58:48 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 28-Sep-84 00:03:35 EDT
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Bapr na ryrzragnel fpubby grnpure jnf fb srq hc jvgu gur ahzore bs
fghqragf gung fxvccrq ure pynff ba sevqnl gung fur znqr gurz n qrny.

"Gur onq arjf vf gung vs nalbar zvffrf nabgure sevqnl, ur/fur jvyy
or rkcryyrq.  Gur tbbq arjf vf gung rirel sevqnl V'yy nfx n dhrfgvba naq
jubrire pna nafjre vg, pna gnxr zbaqnl bss. Nterrq?"

Bs pbhefr gur fghqragf jrer qryvtugrq.

Fb gur svefg sevqnl ebyyrq nebhaq naq gur dhrfgvba jnf,
"Jub jnf gur 3eq ervtavat zbanepu bs Mnler?"
Bs pbhefr ab bar pbhyq nafjre pbeerpgyl.

Gur arkg sevqnl gur dhrfgvba jnf,
"Jung vf n Jbzong?"
Fvapr gurl qvqa'g unir HAVK onpx gura ab bar pbhyq nafjre guvf bar rvgure"

Fb gur arkg sevqnl, yvggyr Yrebl pnzr gb fpubby naq whfg orsber gur
dhrfgvba ur guerj gjb #8 ovyyneq onyyf ntnvafg gur oynpx obneq naq
fznfurq vg. Gur fubpxrq grnpure fpernzrq, "Nyevtug! Jub'f gur
pbzrqvna jvgu gur oynpx onyyf?"

Jvgu gung Yrebl erghearq, "Syvc Jvyfba, frr lbh ghrfqnl!"