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From: billd@bolton.UUCP (Bill Duffy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YADJ (Yet Another Dumb Joke)
Message-ID: <259@bolton.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 14:22:07 EDT
Article-I.D.: bolton.259
Posted: Wed Sep 26 14:22:07 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 28-Sep-84 06:51:02 EDT
Organization: GenRad, Bolton, Mass.
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[Sorry, I can't resist this one.]

	After speaking with my doctor, I was informed that it was time
to use a hearing aid:-). Not knowing anything about them, I went to
a local store that sold hearing aids and got the attention of the
sales clerk.

me: "Where can I find hearing aids?"

clerk: "We have a very large assortment sir. Can I show you some of them?"

me: "Certainly, what's your most expensive model?"

clerk: "We have the deluxe Model 40. It has every feature that can
	be added using modern technology. Some of the features are:
	AM/FM Stereo, CB Radio, Automatic Gain Control, and many
	others. The price is $2,995.95."

me: "Wow, thats a bit above my price range. What's your cheapest model?"

clerk: "That would be our Model A. It costs just $9.95"

me: "But that's only a button with a string on it, how could it possibly
     work?"

clerk: "It uses the simplest of technology. You just put the button in
	your ear and dangle the string into your pocket. People, seeing
	that you have a hearing aid will simply

		 TALK LOUDER."

-- 
	Bill Duffy
	GenRad
	genrad!bolton!billd