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From: aknecht@watarts.UUCP (Alan Knecht)
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Subject: HOW TO TELL A BUSSINESSMAN FROM A BUSSINESSWOMAN
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Date: Fri, 19-Oct-84 14:52:13 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct 19 14:52:13 1984
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A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy.
A businessman is good with details; a businesswoman is picky.
He loses his temper because he's so involved in his job; she's a bitch.
When he's depressed or hungover, everyone tiptoes past his office. If she's
moody, it must be her time of the month.
He follows through; she doesn't know when to quit.
He's confident; she's conceited.
He stands firm, she's hard.
His judgments are her prejudices.
He is a man of the world; she's been around.
If he drinks it because of job pressure; she's a lush.
He's never afraid to say what he thinks; she's always shooting of her mouth.
He exercises authority diligently; she's power mad.
He's close-mouthed; she's secretive.
He's a stern taskmaster; she's hard to work for.
He climbed the ladder of success; she slept her way to the top.






















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