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From: george@sysvis.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: So, arrest him for it.
Message-ID: <-1833231@sysvis.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 3-Oct-84 23:13:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct  3 23:13:00 1984
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Nf-From: sysvis!george    Oct  3 22:13:00 1984

< alligator alley >

There was an incident at the beach the other day which
involved a derelict sex deviate of many years standing.
It seems that a young girl had been buried in the sand
so that  only her head was still showing.  The deviate
happened on the scene and being the dirty old man that
he was,  proceeded  to  expose himself to the bodyless
head.  Getting no reaction,  and having just completed
a heavy drinking session,  he  found that incontinence
was now upon him.   Before the dirty deed was ended, a
policeman on patrol noticed what was happening.  Being
perplexed about what actual law was being  broken,  he
finally realized what to do.   The  policeman took the
drunken derelict downtown and booked him.  The charge?
Tress-pissing!, what else?