Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site sysvis.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!amd!dual!zehntel!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!sysvis!george From: george@sysvis.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: So, arrest him for it. Message-ID: <-1833231@sysvis.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Oct-84 23:13:00 EDT Article-I.D.: sysvis.-1833231 Posted: Wed Oct 3 23:13:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 19-Oct-84 06:06:15 EDT Lines: 17 Nf-ID: #N:sysvis:-1833231:000:764 Nf-From: sysvis!george Oct 3 22:13:00 1984 < alligator alley > There was an incident at the beach the other day which involved a derelict sex deviate of many years standing. It seems that a young girl had been buried in the sand so that only her head was still showing. The deviate happened on the scene and being the dirty old man that he was, proceeded to expose himself to the bodyless head. Getting no reaction, and having just completed a heavy drinking session, he found that incontinence was now upon him. Before the dirty deed was ended, a policeman on patrol noticed what was happening. Being perplexed about what actual law was being broken, he finally realized what to do. The policeman took the drunken derelict downtown and booked him. The charge? Tress-pissing!, what else?