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From: matt@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Variations on a theme of Jones'
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Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 23:19:45 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 27 23:19:45 1984
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Here are some possible variations on a by now well-known quote:
(No apologies for the obscure ones!)

	I'm a child psychologist, nothing fazes me.

	I'm a lumberjack, nothing stumps me.

	Nothing interrupts me, I'm a colonel.

	I'm a shepherd, nothing gets my goat.
	
	I'm an old China hand, nothing disorients me.
	
	I'm a tailor, nothing suits me.

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