Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site oscvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!oscvax!carlo From: carlo@oscvax.UUCP (Carlo Sgro) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A Stupid Joke Message-ID: <179@oscvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Sep-84 15:11:10 EDT Article-I.D.: oscvax.179 Posted: Tue Sep 25 15:11:10 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Sep-84 16:25:07 EDT Organization: Ontario Science Centre, Toronto Lines: 32 I heard this one on the radio yesterday ... Seems that this young couple (Dashing Dan and Sweet Sue) was expecting their first child. The husband, being a young upwardly-mobile professional, was afraid that he would be called away at any moment on a business trip and would be unable to rush his young wife to the hospital and give her the necessary support so he prearranged with his brother Dumb Donald to help Sweet Sue out when the time came for the stork to arrive. In order to get Donald's cooperation, he decided to give him some incentive. "You know, Donald," said Dashing Dan, "in order to show my appreciation for your help, you can name the child." Dumb Donald was very happy at this and responded by saying "Duh, I am very happy at dis, your showing of your appreciation for my help. And as the new uncle of dese, your new children, I shall do my best."" Naturally, Dashing Dan was called away and Sweet Sue went into labor a few hours later. When Dashing Dan dashed back, he went to the hospital to find Sweet Sue, Dumb Donald at her bedside, and not one, but two babies in Sweet Sue's arms. Dashing Dan asked Sweet Sue, "Was Donald helpful?" She replied, "Oh yes, he was. He was a real doll!" Dumb Donald blushed at this. Dashing Dan then asked Dumb Donald, "Well, did you name them?" Donald replied, "Duh, yes I did." Anticipatedly, Dashing Dan asked, "Well, what did you name them?" Dumb Donald replied, "Duh, I named de girl Denise". Dashing Dan thought about it and said, "Denise, that's a nice name. What did you name the boy?" Dumb Donald replied, "What else? Denephew!" GGGGGGRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!