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From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402)
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Subject: Bicycle Pump Enema
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Date: Wed, 10-Oct-84 16:50:41 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 10 16:50:41 1984
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	Excerpts from the tile lined mind:

	Nothing is above reproach. I AM RESISTABLE. I like taking 
a peek up the bowels of humanity, and sometimes have to wipe the 
shit off my chin. Yeah, O.K., so you're beautiful, so you BELEIVE 
in the essential human spirit, so you are honest and sincere, and 
all that crap, can you honestly tell me that sometimes the words 
don't drip out of your mouth like diarrhea on a hot day? A little 
exhaust is good for the soul. I have this intrinsic dislike for 
those waving the memorial banner of innocence. I was also getting 
bored of the guessing games. I thought I would stoke up a few 
flames. I was having a little fun.

	Evil? You mean as in see no evil, hear no evil, speak no 
evil? phlazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! I fart in your general direction. 
Squeeze the sore until the pus bubble bursts and splatters your 
mirror. If you want to stay clean, try sanding the hair off your 
balls. ( to name a few humoroids )

	SCABs are my pet monsters. They hover around bars like 
something out of the night of the living dead. They suck like 
mosquitos in a squishy green sewage hole. They have as much 
substance to them as a skin tight ribcage.

	I think it would be a great plot to a movie. Haven't I 
seen you SOMEWHERE, before. YOUR place or MINE. WHAT's your sign.
( Jaws theme, SCAB's eye view, etc. ) We can call it `` The 
Teacher from the Black Saloon '', or `` Nurses from Hell '', or 
better yet, `` THERAPIST ''.

	As far as I am concerned, SCABs can take a big lick off a 
shitcicle.

					----{ john williams }----

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