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From: mxs@hal.UUCP (Marcos Salganicoff)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: sexual uncertainty principle...
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Date: Mon, 15-Oct-84 23:46:29 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 15 23:46:29 1984
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Organization: CWRU Medical School, Cleveland
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Taken from a bulletin board (real cork, not the electronic kind) at the
University of Pennsylvania ( a.k.a. not Penn State !):

                       The Sex Life of an Electron

	One night, when his charge was at full capacity, Micro Farad decided

to get a cute little coil to discharge him. He picked up Millie Amp and took

her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheatsone Bridge around the

sine wave, into a magnetic field,  to a flowing current

	Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had

her field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her 

frequency, lowered her resistance and pulled out his high voltage probe.

He inserted it in paralell and he began to short circuit her shunt. 

Fully excited, Millie cried "MHO, give me MHO."

	With his tube at maximum output and her coil vibrating from current

flow, her shunt soon reached maximum heat. The excess current had gotten

her shunt pretty hot and Micro's capacity was rapidly discharged and drained

of every electron.

	The fluxed all night, trying various connections and hookups until

his bar magnet had lost all of its field strength and he could no longer

generate enough voltage to sustain the collapsing field.

	Afterwards, Millie tried self induction and damaged her solenoid.

With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his 

transformer so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's

fuses.

			-Anonymous (no one will claim it!)



                     -Marcos Salganicoff
                 (..if its filthy and vile...it makes me smile..-T.L.)

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