Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-h Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:afo From: afo@pucc-h (Laurie Sefton ) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: net.love_sex Message-ID: <1326@pucc-h> Date: Mon, 8-Oct-84 15:41:40 EDT Article-I.D.: pucc-h.1326 Posted: Mon Oct 8 15:41:40 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 10-Oct-84 04:33:19 EDT Organization: Royal Academy of Lycanthropy at Castrovalva Lines: 37Well, if we're going to have a net.love_sex or a net.lust, let's make sure that they are sub-categorised properly. I propose the following sub-categories: net.love_sex .duct_tape: for those adhesive fanatics .hamsters: small furry animal fanatics .marsupials: wombat lovers and their ilk .neurotic: why you're not getting any and want some, why you're getting some, but you don't want any, and why you're not getting any, but don't want to anyway .yergonnaburninhellferthatboy: the various fun moral guilt issues involved in the topics described in .neurotic .cuisinart: fun ideas from the kitchen .guinness: checking against those fun statistics for everyone .Dr_Ruth!: question and answer time See? Fun for the whole family :-) Anyone else have any good ideas? Laurie Sefton {harpo,ihnp4,allegra,decvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h!afo "But honey, I need something I can use at the office"