Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site teddy.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!teddy!mlf From: mlf@teddy.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Carrot joke Message-ID: <589@teddy.UUCP> Date: Wed, 17-Oct-84 13:26:19 EDT Article-I.D.: teddy.589 Posted: Wed Oct 17 13:26:19 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 18-Oct-84 19:36:19 EDT Organization: GenRad, Concord, Mass. Lines: 25 Two carrots were walking down the street, and one of them was quite far out into the road. A passing car struck it, injuring it quite severely. The ambulance came and took it away, and the other carrot rode along with it. The uninjured carrot was sitting in the waiting room outside the emergency room, and the doctor came out to talk to it. He said... "Your friend will live, but he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."