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From: ajf@pyuxa.UUCP (A Figura)
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Subject: What's the difference...
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Date: Mon, 1-Oct-84 14:44:14 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct  1 14:44:14 1984
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[ I take no credit for these jokes ]

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are about 25cents a bag, but Deer Nuts are under a buck.

Q: What's the difference between a Goat and a Goldfish?
A: A goldfish spends all his/her time mucking around in a fountain.




From the obscure jokes division, a bumper sticker I'd like to see:

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