Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site brl-tgr.ARPA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!brl-tgr!ron From: ron@brl-tgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Calif. Stops & Other Driving Twits Message-ID: <5128@brl-tgr.ARPA> Date: Mon, 8-Oct-84 13:27:33 EDT Article-I.D.: brl-tgr.5128 Posted: Mon Oct 8 13:27:33 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 9-Oct-84 20:02:20 EDT References: <525@ihu1g.UUCP> <687@osu-dbs.UUCP> <400@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Organization: Ballistics Research Lab Lines: 13 Yes, George Carlin has a good one: When ever you see an accident, you should be sure to slow down and see what is going on. If you can't see, just ask one of the policemen to bring the bodies over for a closer look. That's what they are there for: To protect, to serve, and to bring the bodies over for a closer look. The all time annoyance is people who stop with the front of their cars in the intersection. I always wanted to mount a big snow plow on the front of my car to truncate people like that. -Ron