Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site digi-g.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!stolaf!umn-cs!digi-g!amir From: amir@digi-g.UUCP (Amir Vafaei) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: safaari Message-ID: <291@digi-g.UUCP> Date: Tue, 16-Oct-84 00:55:08 EDT Article-I.D.: digi-g.291 Posted: Tue Oct 16 00:55:08 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 12-Oct-84 07:11:26 EDT References: <> Reply-To: amir@digi-g.UUCP (amir) Organization: DigiGraphic Systems Corp., Mpls. MN Lines: 23 Summary: Three British guys went on a safari. Half way through their safari, they got attacked by a group of natives and were taken to the village. The chief came out and told the first British guy: "Do you want to die or bunga bunga?" The British guy not wanting to die chose bunga bunga. At this time the chief called 40 of the warriors, who came and took the British guy to a tent. They all BUD F***** him. The British guy was screaming in pain. when they were done they brought the British guy and threw him on the ground in front of the others. The chief went to the second guy and asked the same question. The second guy also chose bunga bunga. There again the 40 warriors came and took him away and did the same thing to him. The others heard his scream too. When they were done, the warriors brought him back and dropped him in front of the others. The chief went to the third guy and asked the question. The third guy took a look at his friends who were in pain and told the chief that "I would rather die." To which the chief responded: "Ok. You are sentenced to death by bunga bunga."