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From: leo@uf-csv.UUCP (Leo Wilson [staff])
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to blacks
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Date: Thu, 20-Sep-84 10:38:31 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 20 10:38:31 1984
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One day the first grade teacher addressed the class, "Class,  today I want
you to tell us your father's profession,  spell it,  and explain to the 
rest of the class just what he'd be able to do for us if he were here today."

Mary Long answered, "My Daddy is a doctor. D-O-C-T-O-R. If he were here he
could give all of us a check-up."

Jim Street said, "My father is a dentist. D-E-N-T-I-S-T. If he were here, he
could tell us all how to take care of our teeth."

Leroy Brown said, "My Dad be a Sanitation Engineer. Um, S-E, uh..."

The teacher interrupted him, "Leroy,  just think about the spelling a minute
and we'll get back to you."  

Jim Martelli spoke up immediately.  "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E,  and
if he were here, he'd lay 7 to 3 odds that Leroy ain't ever going to spell 
that!!"
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