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From: david@fisher.UUCP (David Rubin)
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Wed, 17-Oct-84 08:14:32 EDT
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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

TWENTY-ONE.

One to buy a new bulb.
One to tell you the old bulb was better.
One to borrow the money for the bulb.
One to say the answer is for the old bulb to last longer, not to buy new ones.
Ten to make sure nobody does anything immoral in the dark.
Five to proclaim that they're getting electricians off the backs of bulb-buyers.
One to notice that the bulb hasn't been changed yet. 
One to denounce the previous one for not letting "Reagan be Reagan".

						David Rubin