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From: seifert@ihuxl.UUCP (D.A. Seifert)
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Subject: Re: Huh? (Christians & Sex)
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Date: Tue, 18-Sep-84 08:47:42 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 18 08:47:42 1984
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>>> Healthy: sex between a husband and wife.  Period.  No exceptions.
>>> Not sex before marriage, outside of marriage, sex with children or
>>> with animals.  Not homosexual sex.  Who says?  You don't really need
>>> to ask, I'll bet.  [PAUL DUBOIS]

>>> In any event, what I object to is the idea that Christians are all 
>>> hung-up and inhibited in regard to sex, an unwarranted and
>>> fallacious generalization.  [PAUL DUBOIS]

>>These two quotes are actually from the same article!  [ALAN DRISCOLL]

So, Alan, are you saying that someone has to have sex with
animals to be considered "uninhibited" ?

Now, for those of you that agree, here's the official Snoopy-test
for sexual uninhibitedness:

Find a motorcycle with an appropriately sized exhaust pipe.
Begin molesting said exhaust pipe and have friend start the
motorcycle, revving the engine now and then.  Nice vibrations, huh?
Now, if you're *really* uninhibited, you won't mind that the
exhaust pipe is getting, er, HOT.  The excitement is certainly
worth a few burns, no?

Next, have oral sex with a rattlesnake.

Then, find your MOTAS, and do it in a bathtub full of sulfuric
acid.  If your MOTAS is truely exciting to you, you won't notice
the acid.

Then, if you pass all these tests, try the ultimate.  Why do
I call it the ultimate?  Well, it better be, cause you can only
do it once!  Truck down to the local hardware store and purchase
a chain saw.... [ censored - this is supposed to be a family newsgroup ]

Did you try and enjoy all these things?  Good, then you pass
Snoopy's test for sexual uninhibitedness.  No? Well welcome
to the club.

			sexually inhibited and proud of it,
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