Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site hal.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!cwruecmp!hal!mxs From: mxs@hal.UUCP (Marcos Salganicoff) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: sexual uncertainty principle... Message-ID: <136@hal.UUCP> Date: Mon, 15-Oct-84 23:46:29 EDT Article-I.D.: hal.136 Posted: Mon Oct 15 23:46:29 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 17-Oct-84 19:37:55 EDT Organization: CWRU Medical School, Cleveland Lines: 54 Taken from a bulletin board (real cork, not the electronic kind) at the University of Pennsylvania ( a.k.a. not Penn State !): The Sex Life of an Electron One night, when his charge was at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to discharge him. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheatsone Bridge around the sine wave, into a magnetic field, to a flowing current Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had her field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her resistance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it in paralell and he began to short circuit her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried "MHO, give me MHO." With his tube at maximum output and her coil vibrating from current flow, her shunt soon reached maximum heat. The excess current had gotten her shunt pretty hot and Micro's capacity was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron. The fluxed all night, trying various connections and hookups until his bar magnet had lost all of its field strength and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain the collapsing field. Afterwards, Millie tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his transformer so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses. -Anonymous (no one will claim it!) -Marcos Salganicoff (..if its filthy and vile...it makes me smile..-T.L.) (...decvax!cwruecmp!mxs) or (...decvax!cwruecmp!hal!mxs)