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From: johnston@uiucdcsb.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Re: outrageous joke
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Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 11:22:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 26 11:22:00 1984
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Nf-From: uiucdcsb!johnston    Sep 26 10:22:00 1984

>Ancient but (un)worthy of posting (the "Alexander the Grape" joke reminded me):
>Q:  What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
>A:  The color....
>-- 
>-- Jeff Sargent
>{decvax|harpo|ihnp4|inuxc|seismo|ucbvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq
>"Jesus looked Death in the eye, and Death blinked first."

The way I heard it was:

	Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?

	A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

- Gary Johnston
  ihnp4!uiucdcs!johnston
  "Real men don't use signiatures"