Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 UW 5/3/83; site uw-june Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon From: gordon@uw-june (Jamie Green) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Mountain climber X mosquito joke Message-ID: <1872@uw-june> Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 21:59:47 EDT Article-I.D.: uw-june.1872 Posted: Thu Oct 11 21:59:47 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Oct-84 04:44:18 EDT Organization: U of Washington Computer Science Lines: 24 [What do you get if you cross a line-eater with ... ] I saw a similar joke scrawled on the blackboard of my elementary Physics class oh so long ago... Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with an elephant? A: Chicken elephant sine theta. Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a lizard? A: You can't; the lizard is a scaler. No, please! Not the Comfy Chair!!! The Great Green Arkleseizure Jamie Green {decvax,ihnp4,allegra}!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon (Put "To Jamie" in the subject line)