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From: gordon@uw-june (Jamie Green)
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Subject: Re: Mountain climber X mosquito joke
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Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 21:59:47 EDT
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[What do you get if you cross a line-eater with ... ]

   I saw a similar joke scrawled on the blackboard of my elementary Physics
class oh so long ago...

	Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with an elephant?

	A: Chicken elephant sine theta.



	Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a lizard?

	A: You can't; the lizard is a scaler.


No, please!  Not the Comfy Chair!!!
 
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