Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!godot!mit-eddie!genrad!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Bicycle Pump Enema Message-ID: <3886@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 10-Oct-84 16:50:41 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3886 Posted: Wed Oct 10 16:50:41 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Oct-84 00:41:37 EDT Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 41 Excerpts from the tile lined mind: Nothing is above reproach. I AM RESISTABLE. I like taking a peek up the bowels of humanity, and sometimes have to wipe the shit off my chin. Yeah, O.K., so you're beautiful, so you BELEIVE in the essential human spirit, so you are honest and sincere, and all that crap, can you honestly tell me that sometimes the words don't drip out of your mouth like diarrhea on a hot day? A little exhaust is good for the soul. I have this intrinsic dislike for those waving the memorial banner of innocence. I was also getting bored of the guessing games. I thought I would stoke up a few flames. I was having a little fun. Evil? You mean as in see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil? phlazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! I fart in your general direction. Squeeze the sore until the pus bubble bursts and splatters your mirror. If you want to stay clean, try sanding the hair off your balls. ( to name a few humoroids ) SCABs are my pet monsters. They hover around bars like something out of the night of the living dead. They suck like mosquitos in a squishy green sewage hole. They have as much substance to them as a skin tight ribcage. I think it would be a great plot to a movie. Haven't I seen you SOMEWHERE, before. YOUR place or MINE. WHAT's your sign. ( Jaws theme, SCAB's eye view, etc. ) We can call it `` The Teacher from the Black Saloon '', or `` Nurses from Hell '', or better yet, `` THERAPIST ''. As far as I am concerned, SCABs can take a big lick off a shitcicle. ----{ john williams }---- (DEC E-NET) KIRK::WILLIAMS (UUCP) {decvax, ucbvax, allegra}!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams (ARPA) williams%kirk.DEC@decwrl.ARPA williams%kirk.DEC@Purdue-Merlin.ARPA