Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site scorplx.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!scorplx!frank From: frank@scorplx.UUCP (Frank Pavelski) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: classroom jokesSubject: classroom jokes Message-ID: <172@scorplx.UUCP> Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 10:58:48 EDT Article-I.D.: scorplx.172 Posted: Thu Sep 27 10:58:48 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Sep-84 00:03:35 EDT Distribution: na Organization: Honeywell Info. Systems, Billerica, MA Lines: 24 [] Bapr na ryrzragnel fpubby grnpure jnf fb srq hc jvgu gur ahzore bs fghqragf gung fxvccrq ure pynff ba sevqnl gung fur znqr gurz n qrny. "Gur onq arjf vf gung vs nalbar zvffrf nabgure sevqnl, ur/fur jvyy or rkcryyrq. Gur tbbq arjf vf gung rirel sevqnl V'yy nfx n dhrfgvba naq jubrire pna nafjre vg, pna gnxr zbaqnl bss. Nterrq?" Bs pbhefr gur fghqragf jrer qryvtugrq. Fb gur svefg sevqnl ebyyrq nebhaq naq gur dhrfgvba jnf, "Jub jnf gur 3eq ervtavat zbanepu bs Mnler?" Bs pbhefr ab bar pbhyq nafjre pbeerpgyl. Gur arkg sevqnl gur dhrfgvba jnf, "Jung vf n Jbzong?" Fvapr gurl qvqa'g unir HAVK onpx gura ab bar pbhyq nafjre guvf bar rvgure" Fb gur arkg sevqnl, yvggyr Yrebl pnzr gb fpubby naq whfg orsber gur dhrfgvba ur guerj gjb #8 ovyyneq onyyf ntnvafg gur oynpx obneq naq fznfurq vg. Gur fubpxrq grnpure fpernzrq, "Nyevtug! Jub'f gur pbzrqvna jvgu gur oynpx onyyf?" Jvgu gung Yrebl erghearq, "Syvc Jvyfba, frr lbh ghrfqnl!"