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From: jss@dicomed.UUCP (John Salmi)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: animal jokes (this should really be posted to net.jokes.stupid)
Message-ID: <273@dicomed.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 16-Oct-84 13:14:44 EDT
Article-I.D.: dicomed.273
Posted: Tue Oct 16 13:14:44 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 19-Oct-84 05:29:08 EDT
Organization: DICOMED Corp., Minneapolis
Lines: 150

Have you heard about the new disease that domesticated birds have been
acquiring ??




























It's called chirpees ...

























It's a canarial disease ...




























(could there possibly be more ???)






























and, yes, it's untweetable







			uuughhh!



(Sorry, but I just HAD to post that worthless piece of trash)

				John
				DICOMED Corp	
				ihnp4!dicomed!jss

"All in all your're just a, another brick in the wall ... "


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