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From: olney@fortune.UUCP (John Olney)
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Subject: Re: Softball Team Names
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Date: Tue, 16-Oct-84 12:17:06 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct 16 12:17:06 1984
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Back in the good old days when I was at University
(before I entered the real world),
I had a bunch of friends who played intramural softball.
Like the "Where's the Beer"s, they liked to party hearty.
Their team name?

			The Dry Heaves

They had shirts printed up with the Rolling Stones Lips & Tongue,
(y'know what I mean?) and the universal "cocktail" sign
(that you see outside of bars).

The lost every single game they played.
(Of course, the keg they brought to every game
might have had something to do with that....)

	-- jho