Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site itm.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!gatech!itm!danny From: danny@itm.UUCP (Danny) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The .134 horsepower light bulb. Message-ID: <204@itm.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 10:50:14 EDT Article-I.D.: itm.204 Posted: Wed Sep 26 10:50:14 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 1-Oct-84 05:06:26 EDT References: <46@umcp-cs.UUCP> Organization: In Touch - Atlanta, GA Lines: 12 [Sherman T. Potter wears army boots!] The best one I've ever tried is: Drive into a full service gas station and tell the attendant, "Gimme a half-tank of gas." He'll be pumping away, suddenly stop, and come to the window saying, "How much is a half-a-tank?" Danny -- Daniel S. Cox ({gatech|akgua}!itm!danny)