Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxm.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!ihuxm!marno From: marno@ihuxm.UUCP (Marilyn Ashley) Newsgroups: net.music Subject: The Worst Lyrics You've Ever Heard Message-ID: <1069@ihuxm.UUCP> Date: Mon, 8-Oct-84 18:38:25 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxm.1069 Posted: Mon Oct 8 18:38:25 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 9-Oct-84 04:04:11 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 23 For all us old fogies out there - do you remember some of the oldie moldies such as: Undercover angel, midnight fantasy I never had a dream that made sweet love to me... Sounded like the guy was going through puberty. How about: Abra Abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya' Boy that's deep. Then there's: Someone's knockin' at the door Someone's ringin' the bell Do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in... A comment to WXRT listeners in Chicago - "I am the Walrus" was written as a snide practical joke to the Beatle fans at that time who were trying to interpret eveything that the Beatles wrote as some kind of message. The all time best worst lyrics were written by the Rutles. The song was called "Cheese and Onions". Best spoof ever done. Anybody remember it?