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From: mlf@teddy.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Carrot joke
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Date: Wed, 17-Oct-84 13:26:19 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 17 13:26:19 1984
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   Two carrots were walking down the street, and one of them was
quite far out into the road.  A passing car struck it, injuring
it quite severely.  The ambulance came and took it away, and the
other carrot rode along with it.

   The uninjured carrot was sitting in the waiting room outside
the emergency room, and the doctor came out to talk to it.
He said...













   "Your friend will live, but he's going to be a vegetable
the rest of his life."