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From: cbd@iham1.UUCP (Carl Deitrick)
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Subject: NEW! REAL! DISGUSTING, BUT UNROTATED! - offensive to  (rot 13)
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Date: Fri, 5-Oct-84 15:02:38 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  5 15:02:38 1984
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Onpx jura gur Oevgvfu fgvyy unq na rzcver, n lbhat Oevgvfu Nezl Yvrhgranag
jrag gb gnxr pbzznaq bs n fznyy Nezl Cbfg va gur Zvqqyr Rnfg.  Ur neevirq
gurer, jrag guebhtu gur punatr bs pbzznaq prerzbal, fnj uvf cerqrprffbe bss
fnsryl onpx gb gur jbeyq naq, nf uvf svefg bssvpvny npg, unq gur onfr
Fretrnag-Znwbe fubj uvz gur ragver onfr.
	Gur Fretrnag-Znwbe tnir uvz gur eblny gbhe, naq ng rnpu nggenpgvba
tnir n oevfx qrfpevcgvba bs jung gur guvat jnf: (orfg pevfc Oevgvfu npprag
urer) "Fve, guvf vf gur cnenqr tebhaq, fve" naq "Fve, guvf vf gur evsyr
enatr, fve" naq "Fve, guvf vf gur zra'f oneenpxf, fve".  Rirelguvat jnf
tbvat fzbbguyl hagvy arne gur raq bs gur gbhe jura gur yvrhgranag fnj n
fznyy ureq bs pnzryf bss va na bofpher pbeare bs gur onfr.
	"Fretrnag" gur yvrhgranag nfxrq, "Jung ner gubfr pnzryf sbe?"
	"Fve, gur zra hfr gur pnzryf sbe frkhny eryvrs, fve"
	"Jung?! Gung'f fvpx! Gung'f qvfthfgvat! Fretrnag, trg evq bs gubfr
pnzryf vzzrqvngryl!"
	Orvat jryy njner bs gur qhgvrf bs uvf enax, gur fretrnag zreryl
fnvq, "Fve, lrf, fve" naq jrag bss gb qb nf ur jnf gbyq.
	Yvsr jrag ba naq vg jnfa'g gbb znal jrrxf orsber gur lbhat yvrhgranag
jnf fberyl njner bs gur ynpx bs fbpvny yvsr v.r. gur yvrhgranag jnf trggvat
rkgerzryl ubeal.  Bar qnl jura pbagrzcyngvat gur ceboyrz, ur erzrzorerq gur
pnzryf ur unq frra ba gung svefg vafcrpgvba.  Uvf pbaqvgvba jnf fhpu gung
gur vqrn ab ybatre frrzrq fb erchyfvir naq fb ur pnyyrq gur onfr Fretrnag-
Znwbe vagb uvf bssvpr.
	"Hu, Fretrnag" gur yvrhgranag zhzoyrq, engure rzoneenfrq, "Jung qvq
lbh qb jvgu gubfr pnzryf V gbyq lbh gb trg evq bs?"
	"Fve, V chg gur pnzryf oruvaq gur fnaq qhar, fve"
	"Huz, fubj zr", gur yvrhgranag beqrerq.
Gur fretrnag jnyxrq gur yvrhgranag npebff gur onfr naq cbvagrq bhg gur fnaq
qhar gung uvq gur pnzryf.  
	"Jnvg urer", fnvq gur yvrhgranag, naq jnyxrq oruvaq gur qhar.  N
fubeg juvyr yngre gurer pnzr n greevoyr fdhrnyvat, fdhnyyvat naq lryyvat.
Gur yvrhgranag pnzr jnyxvat bhg sebz oruvaq gur qhar, ohggbavat uvf pybgurf
juvyr xvaq bs orag bire va gur zvqqyr.  "Gung jnf greevoyr.  Vg jnf gur
jbefg V'ir rire unq", ur gbyq gur fretrnag, "Ubj qb gur zra fgnaq vg?"
	"Fve, gur zra qba'g hfr gur pnzryf yvxr gung, fve. Gur zra hfr gur
pnzryf gb evqr vagb gbja, jurer gur jbzra ner!"