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From: danny@itm.UUCP (Danny)
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Subject: The .134 horsepower light bulb.
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Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 10:50:14 EDT
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[Sherman T. Potter wears army boots!]

    The best one I've ever tried is:
        Drive into a full service gas station and tell the
        attendant, "Gimme a half-tank of gas."
    He'll be pumping away, suddenly stop, and come to the window
    saying, "How much is a half-a-tank?"

                                        Danny
-- 
				Daniel S. Cox
				({gatech|akgua}!itm!danny)