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From: gino@sdchema.UUCP (Eugene G. Youngerman)
Newsgroups: net.comics
Subject: Superhero Death
Message-ID: <241@sdchema.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 30-Sep-84 12:09:20 EDT
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Posted: Sun Sep 30 12:09:20 1984
Date-Received: Mon, 1-Oct-84 04:20:35 EDT
Organization: U.C. San Diego Chemistry Dept
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I was reading the latest issue of World's Finest, (which I
don't recommend), and a funny thought occurred to me.

In this issue, Batman, and the mystery super hero (Sonik)
were captured by the bad guys, and they (the bad guys)
decided to off our heroes by dropping a bus on them.

The thing was set in a garage, and the bus was up on one of
those big mechanics lifts, and the bad guys set the thing to
come down slowly on our poor helpless heroes.

My question is 
     Why, if none of these crooks have any compunctions
     about killing super heroes, do they *ALL* have to 
     come up with clever ways of doing it.  Don't you think
     that in the 40 some odd years of comic books, *SOME*
     crook would have just taken a shotgun or a .45 to
     *SOME* hero somewhere along the line.

Chew on that for a while

I am
GINO