Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: spontaneous combustion Message-ID: <3690@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Sep-84 11:58:47 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3690 Posted: Thu Sep 20 11:58:47 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 01:25:15 EDT Sender: kent@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 11 Why do ducks have flat feet? to stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? to stamp out flaming ducks. ----{ casual observer }----