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From: nosmo@pyuxqq.UUCP (P Valdata)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: Re: Worst Lyrics
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Date: Tue, 16-Oct-84 11:55:44 EDT
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Then there's the flip side to "Behind the Green Door," a mid-fifties
favorite of mine when I was a tad.  I can't remember the artist but
the song is called "Little Man in Chinatown."  It goes something like
this:
	Well, there was a little man in Chinatown
	(He was a little man indeed)
	And so this little man in Chinatown
	(He was a little man indeed)
	Well, one day this little man in Chinatown
	(He was....)
And that's all there is, over and over and over.

Another candidate would be "Running Bear" (Running Bear loved Little
White Dove, with a love big as the sky...now they'll always be
together in the happy hunting ground).

Then there's always Lorne Greene's hit, Ringo."

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