Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site scorplx.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!decvax!scorplx!craig From: craig@scorplx.UUCP (Craig Miller) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.flame Subject: ~offensive car joke(s) Message-ID: <186@scorplx.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Sep-84 09:19:35 EDT Article-I.D.: scorplx.186 Posted: Fri Sep 28 09:19:35 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 30-Sep-84 04:05:12 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Honeywell Info. Systems, Billerica, MA Lines: 27 /* * I warned you... */ Q: What's the difference between a cactus and a Mercedes Benz? A: The cactus' prick is on the outside... /* * my apologies to cactuses... by the way, I don't particularly agree * with that one, but... hmmm, that one could be mutated into: */ Q: What's the difference between a cactus and most cars with Mass or NH license plates? A: /* ... */ /* * That one is definitely closer to the truth... */ -- Craig Miller Honeywell Info. Systems, Billerica, Mass. {decvax,harvard}!scorplx!craig Are you a member of SO_BAD (Stamp Out Boston Area Drivers)? If not, send your membership form today...