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From: mlf@teddy.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: yet another psychiatrist joke
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Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 16:07:02 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 11 16:07:02 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 13-Oct-84 01:57:29 EDT
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   A gentleman goes into a psychiatrist's office.

   "Good morning" says the doctor (for it is indeed
morning).  "Can I be of assistance?"

   "Doctor," says the visitor, "sometimes I think I'm
a wigwam!"

   The doctor has never heard of such a complaint.
"Please continue," he says.

   The visitor continues, "And then sometimes I think
that I'm a tepee."

   "This sound serious," replies the doctor.  "Please
lie down on the couch."

   "Doctor, I can't," says the visitor.  "I'm too tense!"