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From: hardie@sask.UUCP (Peter Hardie)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: Re: Bad lyrics
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Date: Sat, 13-Oct-84 17:50:48 EDT
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Posted: Sat Oct 13 17:50:48 1984
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Re: "my baby takes the morning train etc...."
I gotta agree it has to be one of the worst songs ever. The British comedy
program "Not the Nine o'Clock News" did a lovely sendup of the song with
a woman singing it to her husband as he arrives home from work ...
My baby takes the morning train ..
	- NO I DON'T .. I take the bus.
He works from nine 'til five and then ...
	- 8:30 to 4:30 !!!
etc.etc until the sketch ends with him strangling her.