Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles; site sysvis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!sysvis!george From: george@sysvis.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a muse Message-ID: <-1833246@sysvis.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 13:28:00 EDT Article-I.D.: sysvis.-1833246 Posted: Fri Sep 21 13:28:00 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 08:02:54 EDT Lines: 20 Nf-ID: #N:sysvis:-1833246:000:497 Nf-From: sysvis!george Sep 21 12:28:00 1984Renee Descartes walks into a bar in which Aristotle, Nietszche, Jean Paul Sartre, and a Zen master are seated. The Polish bartender asks Renee: "Do you want a drink ?". Renee says: "I think not.", and he disappears. Aristotle asks: "Where could he possibly have gone ?". Nietszche replies: "Nowhere." Sartre says: "Who cares ?" The Zen Bhuddist answers: "Everyone does." The polish bartender muses aloud: "Sure is a lot of fuss over one drink."