Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!whuxle!spuxll!abnjh!u1100a!pyuxn!pyuxww!gamma!ulysses!allegra!princeton!astrovax!sjuvax!6912ar04 From: 6912ar04@sjuvax.UUCP (rowley) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.flame Subject: Re: Acronyms (offensive language) Message-ID: <504@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 13:32:14 EDT Article-I.D.: sjuvax.504 Posted: Wed Sep 26 13:32:14 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Sep-84 09:33:05 EDT References: <815@opus.UUCP>, <3649@tektronix.UUCP> Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa. Lines: 25 This is a gorilla joke: A woman called an exterminator to complain about a gorilla jumping around on her roof. The exterminator hurried over and hastily unloaded his equipment, which included rope,a cage,a ladder,a German Shepherd,and a shotgun. The woman inquired as to his plan,and he replied,"well,I'm going up the ladder to the roof and throw the gorilla down to my dog,who will grasp its nuts with its teeth while I tie up the ape and throw it in the cage." The woman inquired,"but what about the shotgun?" The exterminator replied,"If I get thrown off the roof,shoot the dog!!" This joke is offensive to Russian Pilots(whoever they are): An interviewer asked a Russian helicopter pilot fresh from the Afghan front: "How can you shoot women and children like you do?!",to which he replied: "Simple; you don't have to lead them as much!!" Many thanks to SOF magazine and 94WYSP,Philadelphia! "I know I'm mad,I/ve always been mad,like the rest of us are..." "Speak to Me" -Pink Floyd Have Fun! Tony Rowley !sjuvax! 6912ar04