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From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Cat Spatulas
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Date: Wed, 10-Oct-84 19:03:17 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 10 19:03:17 1984
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	Don't you think people are simply wonderful? They always 
smile back at you. They say the cutest things. Am I popular, YET?

	I have this dream about me and this deeply sensitive 
truly beautiful kind understanding human being, she asks me 
something, I forget what it was, but I say YES, YES, OH, YES. 
It's a shame I have to wing the alarm clock against the wall and 
smash it into billyuns and billyuns of eeny-weeny itsy-bitsy 
particles.

	I remember seeing a flat cat next to a school zone sign 
and thinking to myself, `` Poor little kitty ''. I remember the 
veins in the bloodshot eyeballs of `` Frosty '' during his last 
siezure. These are depressing thoughts, why do things have to 
die? Why couldn't GOD just let us live forever 'n' ever? Grandma 
still insists that this is 19 SEVENTY 4. I guess it's O.K.

	I remember fly fishing for frogs, the icky part was 
getting the hooks off their little tongues. There was this old 
man who used to watch us. He was there three days in a row, and 
then he was gone. My friend said that they are a pain in the neck 
because you have to take care of them while you are waiting for 
them to die. When I went to my Grandpa's funeral, everyone was 
crying. I tried to cry, I got a headache.

	I discovered my weiny when I was 13. I was looking though 
some of my father's magazines while my parents were out. I made a 
mess. All over the place. They never found out though, cause I 
cleaned it up. Some of the pages got stuck together. I remember 
the time my mother wore dixie cups under a wet tee shirt at this 
party. Everyone was laughing.

	I guess this is all I can think of.

					----{ john williams }----

	< I wonder what they did with that dead cat >

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