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From: rick@uwmacc.UUCP (the absurdist)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Football weekends
Message-ID: <353@uwmacc.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 29-Sep-84 22:16:07 EDT
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Posted: Sat Sep 29 22:16:07 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 2-Oct-84 03:30:53 EDT
Organization: UWisconsin-Madison Academic Comp Center
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[bug food] [bug food for concurrent bug]

Well, football is upon us, like the Black Death.  Tonight
I was coming down State Street (our main drag thru campus) and
saw some bozo who was busy laying himself down in front of a car
that was stopped at the intersection.  He got up, climbed under
the car, stuck his head around the tire, and in general acted like
an asshole for over a minute.  
	Is the person driving the car a victim?  No.  For, when he 
finally got up and went away, she managed to put her car into
reverse and smash the fender of the person behind her.  Judging
by her speech when she hopped out to discuss this with the unhappy
person who was behind all this nonsense, she was drunk.  
	We won't even discuss what happened last weekend, when a young
woman got grabbed by some fans, "body-passed" a number of rows up
to the top of the stadium, and THEN ejected from the game by a 
UW Security Slob for "creating a disturbance."  Right.    
	Would anyone like to film a sequel to "Black Sunday"?  I have
the perfect setting....
-- 

"Think of it as evolution in action."
							-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

Rick Keir -- MicroComputer Information Center, MACC
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