Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site watarts.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watarts!aknecht From: aknecht@watarts.UUCP (Alan Knecht) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: HOW TO TELL A BUSSINESSMAN FROM A BUSSINESSWOMAN Message-ID: <8112@watarts.UUCP> Date: Fri, 19-Oct-84 14:52:13 EDT Article-I.D.: watarts.8112 Posted: Fri Oct 19 14:52:13 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 21-Oct-84 11:31:45 EDT Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 64 A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy. A businessman is good with details; a businesswoman is picky. He loses his temper because he's so involved in his job; she's a bitch. When he's depressed or hungover, everyone tiptoes past his office. If she's moody, it must be her time of the month. He follows through; she doesn't know when to quit. He's confident; she's conceited. He stands firm, she's hard. His judgments are her prejudices. He is a man of the world; she's been around. If he drinks it because of job pressure; she's a lush. He's never afraid to say what he thinks; she's always shooting of her mouth. He exercises authority diligently; she's power mad. He's close-mouthed; she's secretive. He's a stern taskmaster; she's hard to work for. He climbed the ladder of success; she slept her way to the top. PLEASE TO RUDE COMMENTS FROM OUT THERE. TAKE AS IT IS INTENTED "A JOKE". KEEP SMILING!