Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site teddy.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!teddy!mlf From: mlf@teddy.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: yet another psychiatrist joke Message-ID: <532@teddy.UUCP> Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 16:07:02 EDT Article-I.D.: teddy.532 Posted: Thu Oct 11 16:07:02 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Oct-84 01:57:29 EDT Organization: GenRad, Concord, Mass. Lines: 22 A gentleman goes into a psychiatrist's office. "Good morning" says the doctor (for it is indeed morning). "Can I be of assistance?" "Doctor," says the visitor, "sometimes I think I'm a wigwam!" The doctor has never heard of such a complaint. "Please continue," he says. The visitor continues, "And then sometimes I think that I'm a tepee." "This sound serious," replies the doctor. "Please lie down on the couch." "Doctor, I can't," says the visitor. "I'm too tense!"