Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles; site sysvis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!sysvis!george From: george@sysvis.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: confession (rot13) Message-ID: <-1833243@sysvis.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 15:05:00 EDT Article-I.D.: sysvis.-1833243 Posted: Fri Sep 21 15:05:00 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 19:14:43 EDT Lines: 28 Nf-ID: #N:sysvis:-1833243:000:1498 Nf-From: sysvis!george Sep 21 14:05:00 1984Gurer jnf n gbja cebfgvghgr anzrq Chffl Terra, naq fur jnf irel cerggl. Rirelbar va gur gbja xarj bs ure, rkprcg sbe Sngure Zhecul, gur ybpny cevrfg. Bar qnl juvyr Sngure Zhecul jnf urnevat pbasrffvbaf, n zna jnyxrq va naq fnvq "Sbetvir zr sngure sbe V unir yhfgrq jvgu Chffl Terra. Sngure Zhecul sbetnir gur zna naq tnir uvz nofbyhgvba. Yngre gung fnzr qnl, n frpbaq zna jnyxrq vagb gur pbasrffvbany naq fnvq, "Sbetvir zr sngure sbe V unir yhfgrq jvgu Chffl Terra". Sngure Zhecul sbetnir uvz naq tnir uvz nofbyhgvba, gbb. Arne gur raq bs gur qnl, n guveq zna pnzr vagb puhepu naq nfxrq sbe sbetvirarff orpnhfr ur gbb unq yhfgrq jvgu Chffl Terra. Sngure Zhecul pbhyq abg oryvrir gung guerr zra unq ragrerq gur puhepu, gur fnzr qnl, jvgu gur fnzr pbasrffvba! Ur xrcg guvf va gur onpx bs uvf zvaq nyy jrrx. Gur puhepu jnf snveyl pebjqrq gur sbyybjvat Fhaqnl, nf hfhny naq gurer jrer srj frngf gb or sbhaq. N irel ornhgvshy jbzna pnzr vagb puhepu engure yngr, juvyr Sngure Zhecul jnf nobhg gb ortva uvf frezba. Fur jnf qerffrq va n oevtug terra qerff jvgu zngpuvat cnggra yrngure fubrf. Fur jnf nyfb sbeprq gb fvg va gur sebag bs gur puhepu naq Sngure Zhecul pbhyq abg uryc ohg abgvpr ure nf fur jnyxrq qbja gur vfyr. Sngure Zhecul gubhtug guvf zhfg or gur jbzna gur guerr zra unq pbasrffrq nobhg. Ur ghearq gb gur nygre obl naq fnvq, "Rkphfr zr fba, vf gung Chffl Terra ?". Gur nygre obl fnvq, "V qba'g xabj sngure vg zvtug or gur ersyrpgvba sebz ure fubrf".