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From: cfiaime@ihnp4.UUCP (Jeff Williams)
Newsgroups: net.aviation
Subject: Re: tower conversation
Message-ID: <650@ihnp4.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 15-Sep-84 23:03:29 EDT
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Posted: Sat Sep 15 23:03:29 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 25-Sep-84 02:25:48 EDT
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TWA 111:  Kansas City Center, be advised that you are broken up.
          Uhhh...not you personally...

(This was overheard near Salina, Kansas while giving instrument dual.)

(Heard near Springfield, Mo.)

Approach:  Delta 573, say your position.

Delta 573:  I'm the first officer, what are you?

(And my favorite, from Richard Taylor)

Approach:  Barnburner 1234A, squawk ident.

Barnburner 1234A:  Ident!  Ident!  Ident!  SQUAWK!!

                           Jeff Williams - AT&T Bell Laboratories
                           ihnp4!cfiaime