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From: craig@scorplx.UUCP (Craig Miller)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.flame
Subject: ~offensive car joke(s)
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Date: Fri, 28-Sep-84 09:19:35 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 28 09:19:35 1984
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Organization: Honeywell Info. Systems, Billerica, MA
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/*
 * I warned you...
 */

Q:	What's the difference between a cactus and a Mercedes Benz?
A:	The cactus' prick is on the outside...

/*
 * my apologies to cactuses... by the way, I don't particularly agree
 * with that one, but...  hmmm, that one could be mutated into:
 */

Q:	What's the difference between a cactus and most cars with Mass
	or NH license plates?
A:	/* ... */

/*
 * That one is definitely closer to the truth...
 */
-- 

Craig Miller
Honeywell Info. Systems, Billerica, Mass.
{decvax,harvard}!scorplx!craig

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