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From: lutton@inmet.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Political Jokes of Leningrad
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Date: Sun, 30-Sep-84 01:06:16 EDT
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Parade Magazine (capitalist tool) recently printed a Russian joke.

The Soviet government committee was visiting a Leningrad grammar
school.  In the 2nd-grade classroom, the committee chairman
was talking to little Ivan.

Chairman:  Little Ivan, who is your mother?
Little Ivan:  Mother Russia is my mother!
Chairman:  Very good.  And who is your father?
Little Ivan:  The great and glorious Communist party!
Chairman:  Very very good.  And what do you want to be
           when you grow up?
Little Ivan:  An orphan!