Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site gatech.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!gatech!brat From: brat@gatech.UUCP (Steven Goldberg) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A *NEW* light bulb joke Message-ID: <10342@gatech.UUCP> Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 17:54:12 EDT Article-I.D.: gatech.10342 Posted: Thu Sep 27 17:54:12 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Sep-84 06:44:03 EDT References: <53100074@trsvax.UUCP> Organization: School of ICS, Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta Lines: 37 > > A *new* light bulb joke: (I know it's new 'cause I made it up myself) > > Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a > light bulb? > > A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the > Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones > to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices > that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't > see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency > stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a > light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red > shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are > promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party > is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship > approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. > Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as > a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs > they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the > planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, > and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission. > > > George Moore Tandy System Software > uucp: {laidbak,sco,microsoft,sneaky,allegra!convex!ctvax}!trsvax!gm > * Kilroy occupied these coordinates * Now I know why Tandy's got such a bad name. Steven -- Steven Goldberg CSNet: brat@gatech ARPA: brat.gatech@csnet-relay UUCP: ...!{sb1,allegra,ut-ngp}!gatech!brat ...!decvax!duke!mcnc!msdc!gatech!brat