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From: jhg@iheds.UUCP (John Gustavson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Possibly Offensive to Persons of Italian & Polish Descent - offensive to Persons of Italian or Polish Descent (rot 13)
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Date: Thu, 11-Oct-84 13:27:37 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 11 13:27:37 1984
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Gurer jnf guvf Cbynpx gung unq n yvsrybat nzovgvba gb or na Vgnyvna.

Sbeghangryl, ur unq na Vgnyvna sevraq naq jrag gb uvz sbe nqivpr.

"Url Ivgb, V'ir nyjnlf jnagrq gb or na Vgnyvna.  Lbh'er na Vgnyva,
fb jung fubhyq V qb?"

"Jryy", fnlf Ivgb, "Gur svefgn guvat lbh unir'n gb qb vf ybbx yvxr na
Vgnyvna.  Gung zrnaf lbh unir gb qerff yvxr bar.  Gur frpbaq guvat
lbh unir'n gb qb vf fcrnx'n yvxr na Vgnyvna.  Lbh xabj, hfr jbeqf yvxr
cvmmn, srghpvaav, pvnb, yvathvav.  Tb ol bar bs gubfr yrnea gb 
fcrnx'n Vgnyvna erpbeqf, gung fubhyqn jbex".

"Gunaxf Ivgb, V'yy tvir vg n gel", fnvq gur Cbynpx.

Nf lbh zvtug thrff, nobhg guerr jrrxf jrag ol naq gura gur sbyybjvat
unccrarq:

Gur Cbynpx fnhagref vagb gur fgber qerffrq va n oynpx srqben, oynpx 
cva-fgevcrq fhvg, znebba fuveg jvgu n juvgr gvr naq oynpx cbvagl-gbrq
fubrf jvgu 3 vapu urryf.

"Pbzr Fgn.  V'qn yvxr n cvmmn jvgu srghppvav, yvathvav, crcrebav naq'n
bertnab cyrnfr", fnvq gur Cbynpx.

Gur thl oruvaq gur pbhagre gnxrf n ybat ybbx ng uvz naq gura fnlf,

"Lbh zhfg or n Cbynpx".

Gur Cbynpx fnlf, "Jryy, lrf V nz.  Ubj qvq lbh xabj?"

Gur thl oruvaq gur pbhagre fnlf,











"Orpnhfr guvf vf n uneqjner fgber !!"

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                                    From the insidious keyboard of:

                                            John Gustavson (iheds!jhg)