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From: art@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Moby Jokes
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Date: Tue, 4-Sep-84 19:49:06 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep  4 19:49:06 1984
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I heard this joke on a whale watch trip.   We'd been out to
sea for more than an hour and the audience was getting impatient,
so our naturalist tourguide started telling jokes over the
boat's loudspeaker. 
Q: How many divers does it take to circumsize a whale?
A: It takes four skin divers.
There were people of all ages on the trip.  Part of the humor of
the joke was watching a father try to avoid explaining
the meaning of the joke to his young daughter.

Let's have fun with light bulb jokes.
Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to not screw in the lightbulb.
Arthur Goldberg