Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!cepu!ucla-cs!art From: art@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Moby Jokes Message-ID: <1064@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Tue, 4-Sep-84 19:49:06 EDT Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.1064 Posted: Tue Sep 4 19:49:06 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Sep-84 03:42:09 EDT References: <11200010@hpfclt.UUCP> Organization: UCLA CS Dept. Lines: 15 I heard this joke on a whale watch trip. We'd been out to sea for more than an hour and the audience was getting impatient, so our naturalist tourguide started telling jokes over the boat's loudspeaker. Q: How many divers does it take to circumsize a whale? A: It takes four skin divers. There were people of all ages on the trip. Part of the humor of the joke was watching a father try to avoid explaining the meaning of the joke to his young daughter. Let's have fun with light bulb jokes. Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to not screw in the lightbulb. Arthur Goldberg