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From: golden@eosp1.UUCP (Pat Golden)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Trip to the Doctor's Office
Message-ID: <1146@eosp1.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Sep-84 09:20:15 EDT
Article-I.D.: eosp1.1146
Posted: Tue Sep 25 09:20:15 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 27-Sep-84 02:39:21 EDT
Organization: Exxon Office Systems, Princeton, NJ
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A couple age 67, went to the doctor's office.  The doctor asked,
"What can I do for you?" The man said, "Doctor, Will you watch
us have intercourse?" The Doctor looked puzzled but agreed.  When
the couple finished, the Doctor said "There's nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse."  And he charged them $10.00.  This
happened for several weeks in a row.  The couple would make an 
appointment, have intercourse, and then leave.  Finally the Doctor
asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"  The old
man said, "we're not trying to find out anything.  She is married
and we can't go to her house.  I'm married and we can't go to my
house.  Holiday Inn charges $22.00, the Hilton charges $27.00, we
do it here for $10.00 and I get $8.00 back from medicare for every
visit to the Doctor's office.




                                    Pat Golden