Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!dartvax!merchant From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant) Newsgroups: net.music Subject: The Worst Lyrics ... Message-ID: <2477@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 15-Oct-84 12:35:04 EDT Article-I.D.: dartvax.2477 Posted: Mon Oct 15 12:35:04 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 17-Oct-84 19:15:30 EDT Organization: Dartmouth College Lines: 26 >"I hear Mars needs women, baby; you should apply..." I believe that line is from Tonio K.'s "Why Are There No Women on Mars?" Now, Tonio writes some of the bizarrist lyrics in recorded music history! Some of his gem's include: "Sweetheart, don't leave me here alone. Don't break our happy home. Think of the children. I know we haven't got no kids, but Baby if we did, it would surely upset them." "There's a riot in the courthouse, there's a fire in the streets } Oops. Think I goofed on those 2 there's a sinner be trampled by a thousand pious feet. There's a baby every minute bein' born without a chance. Now don't that make you wanna jump right up and start to dance?" Now these aren't BAD lyrics. Just very very bizarre. Stop being so serious about your music! -- "And the Germans love a good Peter Merchant old fashioned war every once in a while..." -- Tonio K.