Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-sally.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!ut-sally!crandell From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: This dud's for you. Message-ID: <3443@ut-sally.UUCP> Date: Sun, 23-Sep-84 22:47:18 EDT Article-I.D.: ut-sally.3443 Posted: Sun Sep 23 22:47:18 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 06:07:26 EDT Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas Lines: 34 A high-school classmate of mine who was always nuts about chemistry finally made it big. He's developed a curious process that can be used to convert milk to various kinds of tropical fruit. It's bound to be a hit, because it makes moo to mango. -- Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin {ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!crandell