Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site uf-csg.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!uf-csv!uf-csg!leo From: leo@uf-csg.UUCP (Leo Wilson [staff]) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Mildly offensive Message-ID: <197@uf-csg.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Sep-84 13:18:04 EDT Article-I.D.: uf-csg.197 Posted: Tue Sep 25 13:18:04 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Sep-84 08:44:14 EDT Organization: Univ of Fla, Computer and Information Science Lines: 31I know this is net.jokes and not net.seastories, but here's one they used to tell when I was in NavAir: A sailor was in front of the urinal at the enlisted club one night when his buddies called from the lounge, "Hey, throw on the afterburner, we're going to leave!" The sailor hurredly buttoned his britches and headed towards the door. A marine who was in the head at the same time exclaimed, "Hey, don't the Navy teach you squids to wash your hands after pissing?" The sailor looked rushed and replied, "No, the Navy teaches us not to piss on our hands!" and hurried out the door. Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author. -- Leo E. Wilson CIS Technical Support Center UUCP: agkua!uf-csv!uf-csg!leo USmail: U of F CIS Department 512 Weil Hall Gainesville, FL 32611 AT&T (904)392-2371 CSNET: leo@ufl "There are two kinds of aircraft: Fighters and Targets."