Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxm.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!ihuxm!marno
From: marno@ihuxm.UUCP (Marilyn Ashley)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: The Worst Lyrics You've Ever Heard
Message-ID: <1069@ihuxm.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 8-Oct-84 18:38:25 EDT
Article-I.D.: ihuxm.1069
Posted: Mon Oct  8 18:38:25 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 9-Oct-84 04:04:11 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
Lines: 23

For all us old fogies out there - do you remember some of the
oldie moldies such as:
     Undercover angel, midnight fantasy
     I never had a dream that made sweet love to me...

Sounded like the guy was going through puberty.  How about:
     Abra Abracadabra
     I wanna reach out and grab ya'

Boy that's deep.  Then there's:
     Someone's knockin' at the door
     Someone's ringin' the bell
     Do me a favor, open the door
     and let 'em in...

A comment to WXRT listeners in Chicago - "I am the Walrus" was
written as a snide practical joke to the Beatle fans at that
time who were trying to interpret eveything that the Beatles
wrote as some kind of message.

The all time best worst lyrics were written by the Rutles.  
The song was called "Cheese and Onions".  Best spoof ever done.
Anybody remember it?