Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!mcnc!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-jon!moroney From: moroney@jon.DEC Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to bartenders and just about anyone else Message-ID: <3730@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Mon, 24-Sep-84 21:19:48 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3730 Posted: Mon Sep 24 21:19:48 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Sep-84 09:13:02 EDT Sender: kent@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 20 A man walked into the bar to get a beer and decided to hassle the bartender. So he says to the bartender "I bet you $50 I can bite my eye". The bartender says no way and puts $50 on the bar. The man then takes out his eye bites it, puts it back in his socket and grabs the $50. Same guy says to the bartender "I'll give you a chance to get your money back.", bartender leery says "What do you have in mind?" the man say "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my ass." The bartender says "No way you can do that." and puts $50 dollars on the bar. The man takes out his teeth bites his ass, puts them back in his mouth and grabs the $50. The bartender gets pissed off so the man leaves the bar and sits with some people and drinks all night. At the end of the night the man stumbles up to the bar and says "I'll give you a chance to get your $100 back. I bet you I can piss from here into a mug all the way at the other end of the bar and not spill a drop." Bartender thinks he's so loaded he'll never do that and says "Great!! Ok!" and puts $100 on the bar. So the man pisses all over the bar the mirror the glasses and the floor. The bartender smiles and takes his money and asks the guy "Are you so drunk you actually thought you could do that?" The man says "No. I bet that guy over there $500 I could piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."