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From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402)
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Subject: spontaneous combustion
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Why do ducks have flat feet?

	to stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

	to stamp out flaming ducks.

				----{ casual observer }----