Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!gmf From: gmf@uvacs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.music Subject: Worst lyrics you've ever heard Message-ID: <1566@uvacs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Oct-84 01:16:56 EDT Article-I.D.: uvacs.1566 Posted: Fri Oct 12 01:16:56 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 14-Oct-84 08:19:45 EDT Lines: 18 [Hi bug!] > Mephistopheles is not your name > I know what you're up to just the same > > A good example of just how far some people will go in forcing a rhyme > just to show off how well-read they are. At least he avoided trying > to rhyme something with "Mephistopheles". > Stephen Folta A lyricist who rhymed Mephistopheles Was guilty of forcing an awful sleaze. He tried to show offal And for conduct unlawful Was stung by a slimy anopheles. Gordon Fisher