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From: george@sysvis.UUCP
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Subject: confession (rot13)
Message-ID: <-1833243@sysvis.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 15:05:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 21 15:05:00 1984
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Nf-From: sysvis!george    Sep 21 14:05:00 1984




Gurer jnf n gbja cebfgvghgr anzrq Chffl Terra, naq fur jnf irel
cerggl.  Rirelbar va gur gbja xarj bs  ure, rkprcg sbe Sngure
Zhecul, gur ybpny cevrfg.  Bar qnl juvyr Sngure Zhecul jnf
urnevat pbasrffvbaf, n zna jnyxrq va naq fnvq "Sbetvir zr sngure
sbe V unir yhfgrq jvgu Chffl Terra.  Sngure Zhecul sbetnir gur
zna naq tnir uvz nofbyhgvba.  Yngre gung fnzr qnl, n frpbaq zna
jnyxrq vagb gur pbasrffvbany naq fnvq, "Sbetvir zr sngure sbe V
unir yhfgrq jvgu Chffl Terra".  Sngure Zhecul sbetnir uvz naq
tnir uvz nofbyhgvba, gbb.  Arne gur raq bs gur qnl, n guveq zna
pnzr vagb puhepu naq nfxrq sbe sbetvirarff orpnhfr ur gbb unq
yhfgrq jvgu Chffl Terra.  Sngure Zhecul pbhyq abg oryvrir gung
guerr zra unq ragrerq gur puhepu, gur fnzr qnl, jvgu gur fnzr
pbasrffvba!  Ur xrcg guvf va gur onpx bs uvf zvaq nyy jrrx.  Gur
puhepu jnf snveyl pebjqrq gur sbyybjvat Fhaqnl, nf hfhny naq
gurer jrer srj frngf gb or sbhaq.  N irel ornhgvshy jbzna pnzr
vagb puhepu engure yngr, juvyr Sngure Zhecul jnf nobhg gb ortva
uvf frezba.  Fur jnf qerffrq va n oevtug terra qerff jvgu
zngpuvat cnggra yrngure fubrf.  Fur jnf nyfb sbeprq gb fvg va
gur sebag bs gur puhepu naq Sngure Zhecul pbhyq abg uryc ohg
abgvpr ure nf fur jnyxrq qbja gur vfyr.  Sngure Zhecul gubhtug
guvf zhfg or gur jbzna gur guerr zra unq pbasrffrq nobhg.  Ur
ghearq gb gur nygre obl naq fnvq, "Rkphfr zr fba, vf gung Chffl
Terra ?".  Gur nygre obl fnvq, "V qba'g xabj sngure vg zvtug or
gur ersyrpgvba sebz ure fubrf".