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From: garret@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Trisha O Tuama)
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Subject: Cabbage Patch Dolls -- Stewed Cabbage
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Date: Thu, 27-Sep-84 00:26:39 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 27 00:26:39 1984
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Opening soon in most major cities -- Cabbage Patch Doll Death Camps!

You're probably heard about the Cabbage Patch Doll Summer Camps and
the Cabbage Patch Doll Boarding Schools.  Don't bother with these
temporary answers -- try the final solution!

        Barbie and Ken