Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unc.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!mcnc!unc!glassner From: glassner@unc.UUCP (Andrew S. Glassner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: slightly dirty Message-ID: <14@unc.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Oct-84 11:51:09 EDT Article-I.D.: unc.14 Posted: Fri Oct 5 11:51:09 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 6-Oct-84 07:10:44 EDT Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill Lines: 27 < "Stand tall, Porgy" > A couple of doctors were playing golf one Wednesday morning when one them heard his beeper start paging him. He went to the clubhouse phone and called the hospital. A nurse informed him that one of his patients was in trouble, and he should get to the hospital immediately. The doctor grabbed his coat and ran out of the clubhouse. When he reached the parking lot he discovered that he had left his keys in his pants pocket in his locker, and that he was still carrying around three golf balls. He hastily thrust the balls into a pocket and ran to the street to catch a bus. He boarded the bus and found a seat next to a kindly old lady. As the bus rolled on, a very embarrassing "click-click-clack" sound came from his trousers, where the golf balls were hitting each other. He turned to the old lady, who was looking at him rather quizzically. He smiled and said "It's only golf balls." The lady replied, "How sad. But then, I have tennis elbow." -Andrew Andrew Glassner unc!glassner "Experience is always a special case." -R.B. Fuller, Synergetics I