Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!harvard!wjh12!genrad!decvax!cca!ima!inmet!lutton From: lutton@inmet.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Political Jokes of Leningrad Message-ID: <1675@inmet.UUCP> Date: Sun, 30-Sep-84 01:06:16 EDT Article-I.D.: inmet.1675 Posted: Sun Sep 30 01:06:16 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Sep-84 04:19:06 EDT Lines: 16 Nf-ID: #R:ut-ngp:-93700:inmet:4500151:000:522 Nf-From: inmet!lutton Sep 22 23:46:00 1984 <> Parade Magazine (capitalist tool) recently printed a Russian joke. The Soviet government committee was visiting a Leningrad grammar school. In the 2nd-grade classroom, the committee chairman was talking to little Ivan. Chairman: Little Ivan, who is your mother? Little Ivan: Mother Russia is my mother! Chairman: Very good. And who is your father? Little Ivan: The great and glorious Communist party! Chairman: Very very good. And what do you want to be when you grow up? Little Ivan: An orphan!