Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site othervax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!micomvax!othervax!psal From: psal@othervax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Re: Dirty words - Esperanto Message-ID: <329@othervax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 16-Oct-84 10:56:02 EDT Article-I.D.: othervax.329 Posted: Tue Oct 16 10:56:02 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 18-Oct-84 00:47:38 EDT References: <329@haring.UUCP> Organization: Micom Co., Montreal Canada Lines: 46 ======== A few years ago, National Lampoon put out an article on 'How to Talk Dirty in Esperanto.' If you can get a copy, it's hilarious. Since you're with Philips, here are a couple of Dutch lessons I picked up from visiting Apeldoorners: 1) Je kunt me de pot op. You can sit on the toilet. 2) Stik de moord. Drown in shit. 9) Het kan me niks verdommen. I don't give a damn. 10) Klere unit. Goddam machine. 12) Hou je mond. Shut (keep) your mouth. 13) Donder op. Thunder off. 14) Sodemieter op. Get lost. (superlative) 15) Blijf er met je fikken van af! Hands off! (vulgar) 16) Je hebt 'n gezicht als 'n aardvarken. You have the face of an aardvark. 23) Deze toko is weer dezelfde puinhoop. This department is a dungheap. 29) Kunt u me de weg naar de Walletjes wyzen. Which way to the red-light district? 30) Kunt u me het dichtstbyzynde ziekenhuis wyzen; myn penis is getroffen door de bliksem. Please direct me to the nearest medical facility; my penis has been struck by lightning. 32) Deze jongen wordt dik onderbetaald! This boy is sorely underpaid! 52) Het mag me dun door de broek lopen. It would make me wet my trousers(I'd be surprised) 76) De smerigste boeren krijgen de vetste varkens. The dirtiest farmers catch the fattest pigs. -C.Thomas Weinbaum von Waldenthal