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Subject: a muse
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Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 13:28:00 EDT
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Renee Descartes walks into a bar in which Aristotle, Nietszche,
Jean Paul Sartre, and a Zen master are seated.

The Polish bartender asks Renee:
		"Do you want a drink ?".
Renee says:
		"I think not.", and he disappears.
Aristotle asks:
		"Where could he possibly have gone ?".
Nietszche replies:
		"Nowhere."
Sartre says:
		"Who cares ?"
The Zen Bhuddist answers:
		"Everyone does."
The polish bartender muses aloud:
			"Sure is a lot of fuss over one drink."