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From: jon@qusavx.UUCP (Jon Lewis)
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Subject: Mickey Mouse's Divorce
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Date: Wed, 17-Oct-84 12:16:11 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 17 12:16:11 1984
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Apologies to Walt.

     It was the most sensational story in town, and the courthouse was
packed with reporters as Mickey's lawyer gave his opening statement in
the divorce case of Mickey Mouse vs. Minnie Mouse.
     "Your honor, this divorce must be granted on the basis of insanity.
My client is prepared to testify that Minnie is stark, raving mad."
     A squeal burst above the murmurs.  "No, no! That's not right!"
yelled Mickey.
     The lawyer hushed his client, "Be quiet, Mickey. Let me handle
this." He proceeded, "Your honor, my client will testify that Minnie
Mouse is totally luny, completely nuts."
     Again Mickey interjected.  "No, no. That's not what I told you."
     "A moment with my client, your honor," requested the lawyer. 
"What's the matter, Mickey?  You told me Minnie was crazy."
     "No, I didn't," Mickey shrieked, "I told you she was fucking
Goofy!"