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From: tom@felix.UUCP (Tom Lockwood)
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Subject: God, time, and money
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Date: Thu, 4-Oct-84 00:14:59 EDT
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A man was talking with God one day on various subjects.

man:	What does a million years seem to you, God?

God:	It only seems like a second to me.

man:	And what must a million dollars seem to you, God?

God:	It seems like only a penny to me.

man:	God, would you please give a simple man a penny?

God:	Just a second.

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			From Felix-the-Vax, (the wonderful, wonderful Vax),
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