Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site boulder.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!sun!qubix!ios!oliveb!hplabs!hao!cires!boulder!jon From: jon@boulder.UUCP (Jon Corbet) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensive to texans Message-ID: <221@boulder.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Oct-84 19:26:41 EDT Article-I.D.: boulder.221 Posted: Fri Oct 5 19:26:41 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 7-Oct-84 21:53:36 EDT Organization: National Center for Atmospheric Research Lines: 12 [] Maybe you have to be from Colorado to appreciate this one... What is the difference between a dead dog in the middle of a road and a dead Texan in the middle of the road? There are screech marks in front of the dog.