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Subject: A *NEW* light bulb joke
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Date: Wed, 19-Sep-84 22:08:00 EDT
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A *new* light bulb joke: (I know it's new 'cause I made it up myself)

Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
   light bulb?

A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the
   Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones
   to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices
   that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't
   see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency
   stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a
   light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red
   shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are
   promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party
   is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship
   approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.
   Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as
   a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs 
   they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the
   planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, 
   and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.


George Moore				      Tandy System Software
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