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From: kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP
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Subject: Offensive to Dems, Penthouse, etc.
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Date: Wed, 26-Sep-84 14:55:00 EDT
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Bob Guccione today reported that he has obtained nude photographs of a
candidate for national office.  If she is elected, Guccione says, they will be
published in Penthouse.

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Ken Kaufman (uiucdcs!kaufman)
And now our top story will be repeated for fans of ROT-13.  Doing the
translation will be Uhtu E. Xvqqvat, head of the New York Institute for
Rotation Studies.

Our top story tonight:
Bhe gbc fgbel gbavtug:
Generalisimo Franco
Trarenyvfvzb Senapb
is still dead.
vf fgvyy qrnq.
Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Tbbq avtug, naq unir n cyrnfnag gbzbeebj.