Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!godot!mit-eddie!genrad!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Cat Spatulas Message-ID: <3887@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 10-Oct-84 19:03:17 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3887 Posted: Wed Oct 10 19:03:17 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Oct-84 00:41:54 EDT Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 45 Don't you think people are simply wonderful? They always smile back at you. They say the cutest things. Am I popular, YET? I have this dream about me and this deeply sensitive truly beautiful kind understanding human being, she asks me something, I forget what it was, but I say YES, YES, OH, YES. It's a shame I have to wing the alarm clock against the wall and smash it into billyuns and billyuns of eeny-weeny itsy-bitsy particles. I remember seeing a flat cat next to a school zone sign and thinking to myself, `` Poor little kitty ''. I remember the veins in the bloodshot eyeballs of `` Frosty '' during his last siezure. These are depressing thoughts, why do things have to die? Why couldn't GOD just let us live forever 'n' ever? Grandma still insists that this is 19 SEVENTY 4. I guess it's O.K. I remember fly fishing for frogs, the icky part was getting the hooks off their little tongues. There was this old man who used to watch us. He was there three days in a row, and then he was gone. My friend said that they are a pain in the neck because you have to take care of them while you are waiting for them to die. When I went to my Grandpa's funeral, everyone was crying. I tried to cry, I got a headache. I discovered my weiny when I was 13. I was looking though some of my father's magazines while my parents were out. I made a mess. All over the place. They never found out though, cause I cleaned it up. Some of the pages got stuck together. I remember the time my mother wore dixie cups under a wet tee shirt at this party. Everyone was laughing. I guess this is all I can think of. ----{ john williams }---- < I wonder what they did with that dead cat > (DEC E-NET) KIRK::WILLIAMS (UUCP) {decvax, ucbvax, allegra}!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams (ARPA) williams%kirk.DEC@decwrl.ARPA williams%kirk.DEC@Purdue-Merlin.ARPA