Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihnp4.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!ihnp4!cfiaime From: cfiaime@ihnp4.UUCP (Jeff Williams) Newsgroups: net.aviation Subject: Re: tower conversation Message-ID: <650@ihnp4.UUCP> Date: Sat, 15-Sep-84 23:03:29 EDT Article-I.D.: ihnp4.650 Posted: Sat Sep 15 23:03:29 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 25-Sep-84 02:25:48 EDT References: <3146@rabbit.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 19 TWA 111: Kansas City Center, be advised that you are broken up. Uhhh...not you personally... (This was overheard near Salina, Kansas while giving instrument dual.) (Heard near Springfield, Mo.) Approach: Delta 573, say your position. Delta 573: I'm the first officer, what are you? (And my favorite, from Richard Taylor) Approach: Barnburner 1234A, squawk ident. Barnburner 1234A: Ident! Ident! Ident! SQUAWK!! Jeff Williams - AT&T Bell Laboratories ihnp4!cfiaime