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From: glassner@unc.UUCP (Andrew S. Glassner)
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Subject: slightly dirty
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Date: Fri, 5-Oct-84 11:51:09 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  5 11:51:09 1984
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< "Stand tall, Porgy" >

A couple of doctors were playing golf one Wednesday morning
when one them heard his beeper start paging him.  He went to
the clubhouse phone and called the hospital.  A nurse informed
him that one of his patients was in trouble, and he should get
to the hospital immediately.

The doctor grabbed his coat and ran out of the clubhouse.  When
he reached the parking lot he discovered that he had left his
keys in his pants pocket in his locker, and that he was still
carrying around three golf balls.  He hastily thrust the balls
into a pocket and ran to the street to catch a bus.

He boarded the bus and found a seat next to a kindly old lady.
As the bus rolled on, a very embarrassing "click-click-clack"
sound came from his trousers, where the golf balls were hitting
each other.

He turned to the old lady, who was looking at him rather
quizzically.  He smiled and said "It's only golf balls."  The
lady replied, "How sad.  But then, I have tennis elbow."

-Andrew		Andrew Glassner		unc!glassner

"Experience is always a special case."  -R.B. Fuller, Synergetics I