Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 Fluke 8/7/84; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!inc From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YAFuckJoke Message-ID: <388@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Sep-84 11:34:56 EDT Article-I.D.: tpvax.388 Posted: Fri Sep 21 11:34:56 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Sep-84 05:03:14 EDT References: <3385@ut-sally.UUCP> Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA Lines: 19 Guy goes into a diner, and the waitress takes his order. He says, "I'll have a B-L-T, C-U-N-T." Offended at his spelling out a clear insult to her gender, the waitress rushes to the owner, who explains that the man merely wants a bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich, cut-up, not toasted. Relieved, she returns, apologizes to the customer for rushing off, and tells him she has placed the order. After delivering it, she returns to the table as he's eating, and asks how the sandwich is. He replies that it's not very good. So the waitress says, "S-H-I-T, huh?" The man asks, "What do you mean by that?" The waitress says, "Should have had it toasted." The patron says, "F-U-C-K-Y-O-U", so the waitress asks what THAT means. And the reply, of course, "Fuck you." -- Gary Benson ms232e -*- John Fluke Mfg Co -*- Box C9090 -*- Everett WA 98206 USA {microsoft,allegra,ssc-vax,sun,sb1}{decvax,ihnp4,tektronix!uw-beaver}!fluke!inc duetotheshortageofrobotsallourworkersarehumanandmayreactunpredictablywhenabused