Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site trwrba.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrba!suhre From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Drunk Joke Message-ID: <984@trwrba.UUCP> Date: Mon, 1-Oct-84 12:43:32 EDT Article-I.D.: trwrba.984 Posted: Mon Oct 1 12:43:32 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 3-Oct-84 06:41:32 EDT Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA Lines: 9 There were two drunks talking in a bar. The first drunk complained, "My wife nags me all the time. Nag, nag, nag. Never shuts up. No wonder I have to get away to have a few." The second drunk replied, "You think you've got it bad? My wife's a lot worse. She talked so much that the parrot finally moved out!"