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From: mis@spuxll.UUCP (Meyer Steinberg)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: this is really funny
Message-ID: <504@spuxll.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 19-Jun-84 12:17:35 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 19 12:17:35 1984
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DEAR SEX EXPERT; SEX THERAPIST;
  SINCE YOU'RE SO PROFESSIONAL WHEN IT COMES TO SEX,
  TRY THIS ONE:

I'M SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS CAN BE
THE PLACE WHERE IT HAPPENED
THE PLAYERS, HE AND SHE.

SHE SAID "WILL IT HURT"
"OF COURSE NOT" SAID HE
IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS
YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON ME.

SHE SAID IN RATHER SHYNESS
"I'VE DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE"
HE STARTED TO CONVINCE HER
IT WOULDN'T HURT MUCH MORE.

IT'S GETTING PRETTY PAINFUL
THE TEARS COME TO HER EYES
IT'S GETTING PRETTY PAINFUL
IT MUST BE OF SOME SIZE.

"DON'T WORRY MY DARLING"
HIS FACE PALE AS SIN
"NOW OPEN A LITTLE WIDER
SO I CAN GET IT IN".

NOW WITH A LITTLE JUMP
SHE GAVE A LITTLE SHOUT
IT'S ALL OVER NOW
HE FINALLY PULLED IT OUT.

NOW IF YOU READ THIS CAREFULLY
HE'S A DENTIST YOU WILL FIND
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE THINKING
IT'S JUST YOUR DIRTY MIND;