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Subject: Re: Old little Willie poem. < may be off - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 10-Jun-84 03:07:01 EDT
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ism780!chris    Jun  8 14:29:00 1984

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	Little Willie was a chemist
	Little Willie is no more
	What he thought was H2O
	Was H2SO4
	He really wasn't thirsty
	But he didn't look to close
	He thought about it twice
	Then he took a double dose

	Little Willie's life was such a bore
	He took some H2SO4
	He father being an MD
	Gave him CaCO3
	Now he's neutralized, tis true
	But now he full of CO2

	Little Willie
	Feeling silly
	Cut the mat
	And burned the cat
	Thought that this was such a dilly
	That he crucified his brother Billy

	Little Willie
	Feeling happy
	Went into such a rant
	That he shocked to death his Aunt
	Feeling hungry after nappy
	So he cooked and ate his pappy


			Chris "Poetaster" Kostanick
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