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From: devi@pur-phy.UUCP (Devi Prasad)
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Subject: An apology for a pun(may be offensive to diplomats)
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Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 14:58:06 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 18 14:58:06 1984
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Recent Spate of jokes about diplomats brings this one to mind:
Upon the demise of a successful diplomat this question was posed as an
obvious reference to his successes:
Q :	What do great liars do when they die?




A:	They lie still!

No flames or criticisms please !
from the nervous key board of
devi (devi prasad) @ pur-phy