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From: tom@felix.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Czechoslovakian joke
Message-ID: <286@felix.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 12-Jun-84 12:52:05 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 12 12:52:05 1984
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It seems this Czechoslovakian went to the optometrist to have
his eyes checked [Czech-ed :-) this is not part of the joke, sorry].

Anyway, the doctor pointed over at the wall chart and asked him if
he could read the bottom line.

He replied, "Read the bottom line, heck, I know the guy!"

(The following chart does not normally go with the joke, but is added
as an explaination only to non-Czechs, so I don't get flooded with
questions.)

	-------------------------
	|			|
	|          E		|
	|			|
	| C F L N O P R S K H M	|
	|			|
	|  h l a v a c z e c h	|
	|			|
	-------------------------

The man was also disappointed that the optometrist does not
accept checks.
-- 
			From Felix-the-Vax, (the wonderful, wonderful Vax),
				{decvax,ucbvax}!trwrb!felix!tom