Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site trwrba.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrba!suhre From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Censored Mother Goose Message-ID: <790@trwrba.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jun-84 11:44:55 EDT Article-I.D.: trwrba.790 Posted: Thu Jun 21 11:44:55 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 23-Jun-84 04:17:09 EDT Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA Lines: 41 Many many years ago the Playboy magazine published a set of censored Mother Goose rhymes. By the device of blacking out certain words, they allowed your imagination to get full reign. I can't remember very many of them, and posted this to stimulate some of the more imaginative netters. Consider the following version of Three Blind Mice: Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they ________. See how they ________. They all ran after the farmer's wife. She cut off their ______ with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life? Three blind mice. Here is the poem Solomon Grundy. Poor Solomon Grundy. Born on Sunday. _______ on Monday. _______ on Tuesday. _______ on Wednesday. _______ on Thursday. _______ on Friday. Died on Saturday. Poor Solomon Grundy. (A short life but a fruitful one.) Finally, Little Jack Horner. Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating his _______. He stuck in his _______ and pulled out a plum and said "what a ________ am I".