Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxk.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!houxm!whuxl!whuxk!kelly From: kelly@whuxk.UUCP (GAYLORD) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensive to aspirin Message-ID: <43@whuxk.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Jun-84 09:52:18 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxk.43 Posted: Mon Jun 4 09:52:18 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 6-Jun-84 04:17:53 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 16 One night this husband and wife were getting ready for bed. The wife got in bed and saw her husband coming towards the bed with a glass of water in one hand and some pills in the other. The husband said to his wife " Here." She replied "What is it ?" He said " Aspirin ". She replies "I don't have a headache !" At which he instantly replied " GOTCH YA !" Hoped you liked it ! Kelly