Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxj.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!houxm!whuxl!whuxj!scott From: scott@whuxj.UUCP (SCOTT) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: not really offensive Message-ID: <282@whuxj.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jun-84 13:32:06 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxj.282 Posted: Thu Jun 21 13:32:06 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 07:56:51 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 41 from ..!whuxj!scott <> This is one of the two jokes (of any length) that I remember. Please excuse any spelling errors and any seemingly rude references to people of different backrounds - no harm intended. Now the joke ------ This little jewish fellow walks into an hotel in Texas and very lightly rings the bell on the desk. The desk clerk comes out and asks "Can Ah help ya little fella?" to which the jew replies "I'd like a rhoom (room) pleace". The desk clerk says "Ah only got one room left - 10C." The little jew says "that be fine". So the desk clerk takes him up and shows him the room. The little jew looks around and reiterates, "that be fine, thank you". About ten minutes later, this big(6'9" 350lb) texan comes into the hotel, slams his fist on the desk (which shakes the lobby) and demands of ther desk clerk, "Boy, Ah want a room". The desk clerk looks up at this fuming tower and says "Ah just gave the last room, 10C to this little jewish fella". The texan grumbles "G*d damn little jew" and runs up to 10C, breaks in the door, and says "Get the hell out'n here, you GD little jew", and throws the jewish fellow out the door. The texan was very tired, so he lays down on the bed and takes a nap. When he wakes up, he discovers this manhole cover on his chest. Trying to clear the sleep out of his head, he hears this laughing coming from the window. He picks up the manhole cover, and walks over to the window, and looks down. He sees the little jewish fellow down on the sidewalk laughing hystericaly, so he throws the manhole cover at him. He looks down to see how flat the little jew has become and sees this note pinned to his chest; and the note reads: __________________________ | | | HA HA HA HA! | | | | Now untie the | | string from | | your BALLS!!! | | | |________________________| sorry about that guys. flame to whuxj!scott all you like. I'm moving to whuxn!scott