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From: tac@teldata.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Food (offensive to elephants)
Message-ID: <408@teldata.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 23-Jun-84 05:44:33 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 23 05:44:33 1984
Date-Received: Mon, 25-Jun-84 00:28:36 EDT
Organization: Teltone Corp., Kirkland, WA
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, (sop to the blank line eaters--consider it a religious sacrifice)

A man walking down the street sees a sign on a deli offering $1000.
to anyone who ordered a sandwich that they could not serve.  Entering,
he found a table and when aproached by the waiter he ordered an "elephant
ear" sandwich.  After a short delay the waiter returned to say that
he was sorry, but the deli would have to pay the man the thousand 
dollars.  The man asked why, and the waiter responded with, "I'm
sorry sir, but we are fresh out of the 3 foot sesame seed buns!"

	    From the Jokebox (you mean there is such a thing?)  of
	    Tom Condon     {...!uw-beaver!teltone!teldata!tac}

	    A Bellylaugh A Day Keeps The Blues At Bay.

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