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From: mag@whuxle.UUCP (Gray Mike)
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Subject: Re: Wizard of Oz
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Date: Fri, 15-Jun-84 16:07:58 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 15 16:07:58 1984
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I'm not sure of the verbatim speech of the wizard to the scarecrow,
but I can paraphrase it:

So, scarecrow, you want a brain.  . . . Many people who have graduated
from fine universities have no brains at all! However, they *do* have
something that you don't -- a diploma. Therefore, without further ado,
[pulls out huge diploma in red ribbon] I hereby award you the degree
of "Doctor of Thinkology."

[Musical flourish -- trumpets]

Scarecrow [points index finger at temple and raps out like a machine gun:]
Thesquareofthehypotenuseofarighttriangleisequaltothesumofthesquares
oftheothertwosides!

Hope this is specific enough.

						Mike Gray, BTL, WH