Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sdccsu3.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!brian From: brian@sdccsu3.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: NERDs Message-ID: <1947@sdccsu3.UUCP> Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 07:38:38 EDT Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.1947 Posted: Mon Jun 18 07:38:38 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 02:47:36 EDT Organization: UCSD beer & pizza society Lines: 51Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose? Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers? Do you wish you worked for IBM where everyone wore the same kind of charcoal grey suit? Do you take an umbrella to the beach? Does your bow-tie flash "hey you kid" in red neon at parties? Do you eat hot oatmeal for breakfast? Do you think pizza before noon is unhealthy? Do you use the "greasy kid's stuff" to stick down your cowlick? Do you wear a nerd-pack in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen or so pencils from marking the cloth? Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's name? Do you think that illegal fishing is something only a daring criminal would do? Is Batman your hero? Superman? Green Lantern? The Shadow? Is your teddy bear your very best friend? Do you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose? Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale. Count 1 point for each YES answer. 0-2 you are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood. 3-5 there is hope for you yet. 6-7 Uh-oh, trouble in River City. 8-10 Your immortal soul is in peril. 11+ Does suicide seem attractive? -- -Brian Kantor, UC San Diego ihnp4 \ Kantor@Nosc decvax \ akgua ----- sdcsvax ----- brian dcdwest/ ucbvax/