Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site mako.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!houxm!houxz!vax135!floyd!harpo!decvax!ucbvax!ucbcad!tektronix!orca!mako!tims From: tims@mako.UUCP Newsgroups: net.games.rogue Subject: rogue is a #$%^&*(!@[+} Message-ID: <167@mako.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Jun-84 13:07:23 EDT Article-I.D.: mako.167 Posted: Wed Jun 13 13:07:23 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 15-Jun-84 01:36:30 EDT Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 29 A while ago I posted an article casting my aspersions on rogue. (5.3) I apologize and realize the error in that behavior. I have come to realize that rogue is, after all, winnable, given an unobtainable amount of luck. Uh oh, did I say 'unobtainable'? Yes, I did! But, then there are those of you who have won, or at least claim to have, won. Oops, did I say 'claim'? Of course I did! Who could possibly have won this frigging mess? I submit to you that such claims are LIES, ALL LIES! OR THEY CHEATED, WHICH IS WORSE THAN LYING. YAAAGHHH, GRRRRRR! HERE'S TO THUNDERING HERDS OF BLACK UNICORNS UP KEN ARNOLDS'S NOSE, AND HOBGOBLINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, ALL YOU ALLEGED WINNERS, HAH! Now, for a positive contribution: The rogueists ABC's. If you've never seen a 'D' before, you'll wonder what the 'D' stands for. You'll know when it flames you to your death, that 'D' must surely stand for dog-breath. +--------------+ |DTWUVPFDPFXYUM| |XTDTDWU FDVUTQ| |TDUVPF @ XYTYD| You call this a party? I'm leavin'. |DXYTYFD DXYTYF| |MUXFPDFPVUTDFD| +--------------+