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From: brian@sdccsu3.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: NERDs
Message-ID: <1947@sdccsu3.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 07:38:38 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 18 07:38:38 1984
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	Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over
	your nose?

	Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?

	Do you wish you worked for IBM where everyone wore the same kind
	of charcoal grey suit?

	Do you take an umbrella to the beach?

	Does your bow-tie flash "hey you kid" in red neon at parties?

	Do you eat hot oatmeal for breakfast?

	Do you think pizza before noon is unhealthy?

	Do you use the "greasy kid's stuff" to stick down your cowlick?

	Do you wear a nerd-pack in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen
	or so pencils from marking the cloth?

	Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's name?

	Do you think that illegal fishing is something only a daring
	criminal would do?

	Is Batman your hero?  Superman?  Green Lantern?  The Shadow?

	Is your teddy bear your very best friend?

	Do you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose?

Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale.  Count 1 point for each YES
answer.

0-2	you are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood.
3-5	there is hope for you yet.
6-7	Uh-oh, trouble in River City.
8-10	Your immortal soul is in peril.
11+	Does suicide seem attractive?

-- 
	-Brian Kantor, UC San Diego 
	
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