Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!cca!ima!ism780!chris From: chris@ism780.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Old little Willie poem. < may be off - (nf) Message-ID: <230@ism780.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Jun-84 03:07:01 EDT Article-I.D.: ism780.230 Posted: Sun Jun 10 03:07:01 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 16-Jun-84 03:46:04 EDT Lines: 42 #R:sdccsu3:-188800:ism780:11100021:000:817 ism780!chris Jun 8 14:29:00 1984 < There are no fnords in this message > Little Willie was a chemist Little Willie is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 He really wasn't thirsty But he didn't look to close He thought about it twice Then he took a double dose Little Willie's life was such a bore He took some H2SO4 He father being an MD Gave him CaCO3 Now he's neutralized, tis true But now he full of CO2 Little Willie Feeling silly Cut the mat And burned the cat Thought that this was such a dilly That he crucified his brother Billy Little Willie Feeling happy Went into such a rant That he shocked to death his Aunt Feeling hungry after nappy So he cooked and ate his pappy Chris "Poetaster" Kostanick decvax!vortex!ism780!chris decvax!cca!ima!ism780!chris There are no fnords in this message