Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ames-lm.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!ames-lm!garrett From: garrett@ames-lm.UUCP (Garrett Griffin) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: VERY OFFENSIVE JOKE!!! (rot13) Pretty bad too...ot13) Message-ID: <314@ames-lm.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Jun-84 13:14:24 EDT Article-I.D.: ames-lm.314 Posted: Thu Jun 7 13:14:24 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Jun-84 00:01:44 EDT Organization: NASA-Ames Research Center, Mtn. View, CA Lines: 58 There were several guys that went to African looking for gold (or slaves, or diamonds, or whatever) and they were caught by a tribe of African natives. Each of them was questioned as to what punishment he prefered... {} signifies what they are thinking... Chief: MUMBAWUMBA or DEATH? Guy 1: {Shit, I don't want death, so I'll have to take Mumbawumba} I'll take Mumbawumba. So the chief says to the rest of his tribe, who are all getting excited, "MUMBAWUMBA!!!!!!" They tie him to a tree and all 120 members of the tribe had intercourse with him, then they threw him in the bushes, and he crawled away... Chief (to the second one):Mumbawumba, or Death... (He starts drooling) Guy 2:{I don't want no mother fucker but-fuckin' me, but I certainly don't want to die...} I'll take Mumbawumba... The Chief is choking back his excitement, "MUMbaWUMba..." They tie him to a tree and all 120 members of the tribe had intercourse with him, they they threw him in the bushes, and he crawls away... Chief (To the third one): Mumbawumba, or Death... (His eyes shimmering) Guy 3: {These fuckin' perverts are crazy. Nobody's stickin' their dick up my ass...Shit! I don't want to die!!!!} Mumbawumba... The Chief shouts "M U M B A W U M B A ! ! ! ! !" All 120 members but-fuck him again, and he crawls away... Chief (To the fourth one, getting impatient...):Mumbawumba, or Death... Guy 4: You guys are really out of it...There is no way I am going to take mumbawumba, so I'LL TAKE DEATH... Chief, getting incredibly anxious: D E A T H ! ! ! ! ! by MUMBAWUMBA!!!! (Sorry, its pretty gross...)