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From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to paper
Message-ID: <7300009@hp-pcd.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 01:18:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.7300009
Posted: Sun Jun 17 01:18:00 1984
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Organization: Hewlett-Packard Portable Computer Division - Corvallis, OR
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Nf-From: hpcvre!nathanm    Jun 10 21:18:00 1984

The following was passed on to me in non-electronic (i.e., paper)
form.  If you are reading this on a CRT screen, do not, repeat,
do not read the following paragraph.  Send it to a line printer,
hoof it over to the printer, pick up the listing, hold it in your
grubby paws and read it.  Here goes...


Dear Earthling,

Hi!  I am a creature from outer space.  I have transformed myself
into this piece of paper.  Right now I am having sex with your
fingers.  I know you like it because you are smiling.  Please pass
me on to someone else because I'm really horny.

Thanks!

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Nathan Meyers
hp-pcd!nathanm