Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 12/4/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: End of the world story Message-ID: <2016@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Jun-84 08:05:15 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.2016 Posted: Wed Jun 13 08:05:15 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:37:07 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Region Lines: 19 Then there is the story about how, three days before the world was to end in a second great flood, the leaders of the world's religions delivered final messages to their followers. The pope urged prayer and repentance, so that all would go to heaven. The Buddhist leader recommended contemplation and a turning inward until all were together again in Nirvana. And the Chief Rabbi? "My fellow Jewish people," he intoned, "we have three days to learn how to swim." OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz