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Subject: Boy Scout Joke
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Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 18:02:03 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jun 17 18:02:03 1984
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While leading a group of boy scouts through the woods in silent
Indian fashion, the scoutmaster suddenly came upon a clearing in
which a young couple was performing oral sex. "Back, men, back!"
cried the scoutmaster. "There's a dangerous beast out there!"

But it was too late. Several of his charges had more or less
seen what was going on before the couple jumped up and hurried off,
and they kept asking just what it was. "Well, if you--er--if you
really must know", the scoutmaster finally said, "they were
practicing a brand-new type of artificial respiration."

"Wow!" exclaimed one of the oldest of the boys, "I sure know which
merit badge I'm going for next!"