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From: chuqui@nsc.UUCP (Chuq Von Rospach)
Newsgroups: net.singles,net.net-people,net.misc
Subject: end of the world party followup
Message-ID: <1064@nsc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Jun-84 13:21:04 EDT
Article-I.D.: nsc.1064
Posted: Fri Jun 15 13:21:04 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 16-Jun-84 04:13:06 EDT
Organization: The Warlocks Cave
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I just wanted to post a quick note thanking everyone for helping to make
the first occasional end of the world party a real success. For those of
you who missed it, well, better luck next time.

A few final notes to the attendees:

The managers of my complex were very understanding after I explained the it
wasn't really a garter belt on the swan but a prototype for a new radio
transceiver to be used to track canadian geese during migration, and that
those metal studs were the batteries.

The police of the city of Santa Clara have asked me to issue a formal
apology. They agreed that dropping that tear gas from the chopper was a
little overzealous, especially after finding out that the screams were
really from that hamster. They hadn't realized how human like they could
sound.

My upstairs neighbors should be out of the hospital in a couple of weeks.
The Psychiatrist says it isn't that serious, and that he might even stop
drooling someday.

Someone left behind a set of winter issue handcuffs that I found under the
blanket. If you want to claim them, let me know. If now, I'm sure I'll find
some use for them.

The crisco came out of the rug no problem.

Once again, thanks for the memorable evening. I'm looking forward to the
next one.

chuq (innocent until caught)


-- 
From the ledge of the seventh cornice:			Chuq Von Rospach
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Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself.
			- Saint Exupery