Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site cbdkc1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!cbosgd!cbdkc1!fran From: fran@cbdkc1.UUCP ( Frank Webb 3587) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Wanted: Little Willie Message-ID: <530@cbdkc1.UUCP> Date: Sun, 3-Jun-84 22:01:27 EDT Article-I.D.: cbdkc1.530 Posted: Sun Jun 3 22:01:27 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 5-Jun-84 20:02:06 EDT References: <616@aplvax.UUCP> Organization: Bell Labs, Columbus Lines: 16Little Willie, from his mirror licked the mercury right off, thinking in his childish error it would cure the whooping cough. At little Willie's funeral his mother said to Parson Brown, "T'was a sad day for Willie when the mercury went down." frank webb