Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxi.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!whuxl!whuxi!val From: val@whuxi.UUCP (GARDNER) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: FOR DURAN DURAN HATERS Message-ID: <15@whuxi.UUCP> Date: Mon, 11-Jun-84 14:34:12 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxi.15 Posted: Mon Jun 11 14:34:12 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Jun-84 00:50:46 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 38 A cute little tidbit I read in a music magazine: Boy George died and went to heaven, he was met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter told Boy George that he was not to good nor bad and that he would have to face some punishment. Boy George turned around and heard a heavenly voice saying, "Boy George you have sinned and are condemned to spend all of eternity with this woman". Boy George turned around and say w the ugliest, oldest woman he ever had seen. Boy George tearfully walked away past the gates with his punishment. Three days later, Simon Le Bon died. He too, was met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. Boy George whispered to Simon Le Bon of his punishment. Simon Le Bon turned around and say Bo Derek and smiled, then he heard a heavenly voice saying, " Bo Derek you have sinned........". Well, I liked it. Donna Bell Communications Research @ Whippany !whuxi val