Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxa!wetcw From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: RAINBOW rear-window decals spreading across the country! Message-ID: <828@pyuxa.UUCP> Date: Fri, 22-Jun-84 10:59:16 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxa.828 Posted: Fri Jun 22 10:59:16 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 23-Jun-84 03:21:07 EDT References: <565@ihuxj.UUCP> Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J. Lines: 19 I don't know if I should let the cat out of the bag or not, but here goes anyway. The rainbow decals are our way of identifying each other. We are all from the planet Xnorow and have been living and multiplying on your planet for years. You remember the stories about 'flying saucers'? They are true. Many others have taken to putting our symbol in their rear windows, but without knowing the secret hand signal, they will not be with us when we make our final move for world domination. Our goal is to one day turn on our powerful hyperbutonic, ifulation, ray gun and zap every button, zipper, safety pin, velcro, and fastener in the world. We will then take over. You can't very well fight back with your drawers falling down around your feet. "Ebso norging fornyun si pestrof!" Meaning, "Psst, your fly's open." Efno Parstring (Supreme High Fernbaster)