Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!unc!mcnc!ecsvax!dgary From: dgary@ecsvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.followup,net.misc,net.religion,net.med Subject: Re: Why Smoke? Message-ID: <2726@ecsvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Jun-84 16:16:05 EDT Article-I.D.: ecsvax.2726 Posted: Wed Jun 13 16:16:05 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Jun-84 01:51:02 EDT References: rlgvax.2015 Lines: 21 <> >From: plunkett@rlgvax.UUCP (Scott Plunkett) Tue Jun 12 09:38:23 1984 >... "Son, if I ever catch >you smoking," he said, "I will break both your legs." To >reassure his son that this was not infact an act of mercy, he >continued, "..and if that doesn't make you stop, I'll kill you." >Son never smoked, never particularly wanted to, after that heart- >to-heart. Who says health warnings aren't effective in discouraging smoking! By golly, those packs ought to say WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that he will kill your ass if you smoke. Thank you. Call this Damned Assured Distruction (DAD). :-) (if you need help) D Gary Grady Duke University Computation Center, Durham, NC 27706 (919) 684-4146 USENET: {decvax,ihnp4,akgua,etc.}!mcnc!ecsvax!dgary