Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsrgv.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!spoo From: spoo@utcsrgv.UUCP (Suk Lee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Why do women live longer than men? Message-ID: <4498@utcsrgv.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Jun-84 00:16:42 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.4498 Posted: Fri Jun 8 00:16:42 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Jun-84 02:17:10 EDT References: <56@sask.UUCP> Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto Lines: 19 <....Flush....> Actually, I read a semi-serious theory in "New Scientist" many, many years ago that the reason was because women always sit when performing bodily functions, whereas men sometimes stand. The theory was that the sitting meant that women rested more. Hmmmmm..... The REAL question is then: who has consipation more often? -- From the pooped paws of: Suk Lee ..!{decvax,linus,allegra,ihnp4}!utcsrgv!spoo