Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!mhuxl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxo!mcrk From: mcrk@pyuxo.UUCP (C Koster) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Clone joke (good pun...) Message-ID: <119@pyuxo.UUCP> Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 11:04:32 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxo.119 Posted: Mon Jun 18 11:04:32 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 09:03:14 EDT Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J. Lines: 28 [=>>>*<<<=] Did you hear about the man who decided to have a clone made of himself? He picked it up at the factory and took it home. The next day he and his clone were walking down the street. His clone was swearing and cursing up a storm. This was highly embarassing to the man and after a few days of this he was at a loss as to what to do. So he returned to the factory to ask the experts. They said, "that is just a part of you, there is nothing we can do for you." So the following day the man took his clone up on the top of the Empire State Building. Checking carefully to see that no one was looking, the man ran and pushed his clone off. His clone fell to the sidewalk, smashed and was killed on impact. The next day the man was arrested. The charge ?? MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL !!!! With thanks to acjc@pyuxo.UUCP (groans to him please...) Chris Koster Bellcore