Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 Fluke 1/4/84; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!inc From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: What do you get when you cross... (multiple blanks) Message-ID: <298@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Jun-84 04:51:32 EDT Article-I.D.: tpvax.298 Posted: Wed Jun 13 04:51:32 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 05:26:30 EDT References: <155@ccivax.UUCP> Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA Lines: 57 +< take and eat of this all of you for this is my body >+ CAUTION DANGER WARNING Unrotated possibly offensive material follows. Get out now while you still have your morals. If you are offended by *ANY* 3 letter words, skip the remainder of this message. All adolescents off the net -- this is a big kid's joke. NO MORE READING IF YOU INTEND TO FLAME ABOUT THIS JOKE !! !! CAUTION DANGER WARNING EMERGENCY !! This joke is unfit for human consumption. It contains vulgar words and expressions that might be construed as anti-Christian or otherwise displeasing to persons with religious, mystical, or spiritual tendencoes. . . . . . . . ( on second thought, I better rotate this one) Anyway, while I'm here, I'll tell two short ones that can't possibly offend anyone: Twoare talking about , and one says to other, "I think they live longer because ." Know how to keep an in suspense? -- From the ever smiling, .). ever happy fingers of: V Gary Benson + + John Fluke Mfg. Co. ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM !fluke!inc + +