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From: slj@whuxi.UUCP (JANSSEN)
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Subject: POLISH? JOKE?
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Date: Mon, 11-Jun-84 16:08:05 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 11 16:08:05 1984
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Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J.
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A foreman at a construction site looked up an saw one of his men
swinging from the electrical wires saying, "whee, I'm a lightbulb".
The foreman said the the worker, "Kowalski, you could kill yourself,
when I get back from lunch, I expect you to be back to work".

The foreman came back from lunch and saw Kowalski still swinging
from the electrical wires and going, "whee, I'm a light bulb".

The foreman had had it, and took the elevator up and screamed at
Kowalski and told him he was fired.  The foreman saw the little
Italian carpenter packing in his tools.  He said, "Guiseppi,
where do you think you are going?"  And Guiseppi said, "What
you think ima crazy, work with no light".


SANDY BELLCORE WHIPPANY, N.J.