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From: val@whuxi.UUCP (GARDNER)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: FOR DURAN DURAN HATERS
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Date: Mon, 11-Jun-84 14:34:12 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 11 14:34:12 1984
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A cute little tidbit I read in a music magazine:

Boy George died and went to heaven,
he was met at the pearly gates by
St. Peter.  St. Peter told Boy
George that he was not to good
nor bad and that he would have
to face some punishment.

Boy George turned around and
heard a heavenly voice saying,
"Boy George you have sinned
and are condemned to spend all
of eternity with this woman".

Boy George turned around and say
w
the ugliest, oldest woman he ever
had seen.  Boy George tearfully
walked away past the gates with
his punishment.


Three days later, Simon Le Bon died.
He too, was met at the pearly gates
by St. Peter.  Boy George whispered to
Simon Le Bon of his punishment.  

Simon Le Bon turned around and say
Bo Derek and smiled, then he heard
a heavenly voice saying, " Bo
Derek you have sinned........".

Well, I liked it.

Donna Bell Communications Research @ Whippany
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