Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site hjuxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!houxm!houxz!hjuxa!wcl From: wcl@hjuxa.UUCP (LOEFFLER) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Boy Scout Joke Message-ID: <153@hjuxa.UUCP> Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 18:02:03 EDT Article-I.D.: hjuxa.153 Posted: Sun Jun 17 18:02:03 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 05:39:30 EDT Organization: Digital Equipment Corp., Holmdel, NJ Lines: 14 While leading a group of boy scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the scoutmaster suddenly came upon a clearing in which a young couple was performing oral sex. "Back, men, back!" cried the scoutmaster. "There's a dangerous beast out there!" But it was too late. Several of his charges had more or less seen what was going on before the couple jumped up and hurried off, and they kept asking just what it was. "Well, if you--er--if you really must know", the scoutmaster finally said, "they were practicing a brand-new type of artificial respiration." "Wow!" exclaimed one of the oldest of the boys, "I sure know which merit badge I'm going for next!"