Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles; site trsvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!trsvax!gm From: gm@trsvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: late night with David Letterman - (nf) Message-ID: <53100042@trsvax.UUCP> Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 14:59:00 EDT Article-I.D.: trsvax.53100042 Posted: Sun Jun 17 14:59:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 09:44:16 EDT Lines: 23 Nf-ID: #N:trsvax:53100042:000:1121 Nf-From: trsvax!gm Jun 17 13:59:00 1984 #N:trsvax:53100042:000:1121 trsvax!gm Jun 17 13:59:00 1984 The other night on David Letterman, there was this comic whose name was Elmo. He was pretty good, and here are some lines from his routine: When I was in high school, I had a lot of problems. One day I went to see the school psychiatrist. He sat me down and produced a ink blob. "Now tell me Elmo, what is this?" "Oh, that's a standard Rorsak test #2 ink spot." The doctor looked pretty unhappy by this, so I said "Ok, ok, it looks like a butterfly, alright?" "Now that is better Elmo. You're a pretty fine lad, how would you like a nice chocolate Easter bunny?" I took it, began eating it and when I finished, I said "This was some sort of test, right doc?" "Yes it was Elmo. We psychiatrist can tell a lot about a person by the way he eats a Easter bunny. For example, if he eats the ears first, then he is an extrovert. If he eats the feet first, then he is a introvert. If he eats the tail first, then he has some latent homosexual traits. Or if he eats the breasts first, then he has an Oedipus complex." "What about what I did, what if you chew out the eyes and yell `STOP STARING AT ME!!!'