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Subject: Golf3
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Date: Wed, 20-Jun-84 09:39:47 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 20 09:39:47 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 11:00:52 EDT
Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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A woman was married to a golfer.  One day she asked,
"If I were to die, would you remarry?"

The husband replied, "Yes.  I've been very happy in this 
this marriage and I would want to continue in that state again."

The wife asked, "Would you give your wife my car?"

"Yes," he replied.  "That's a good car and it runs well."

"Well, would you live in this house?"

"Yes.  It is a lovely house and you have decorated it just
beautifully.  I've always liked it here."

"Well, would you give her my golf clubs?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"She's left handed."