Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site trwrba.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!bmcg!cepu!trwrba!suhre From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Golf3 Message-ID: <789@trwrba.UUCP> Date: Wed, 20-Jun-84 09:39:47 EDT Article-I.D.: trwrba.789 Posted: Wed Jun 20 09:39:47 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 11:00:52 EDT Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA Lines: 22 A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?" The husband replied, "Yes. I've been very happy in this this marriage and I would want to continue in that state again." The wife asked, "Would you give your wife my car?" "Yes," he replied. "That's a good car and it runs well." "Well, would you live in this house?" "Yes. It is a lovely house and you have decorated it just beautifully. I've always liked it here." "Well, would you give her my golf clubs?" "No." "Why not?" "She's left handed."