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From: jlh@loral.UUCP (Jim Harkins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: christmas presents
Message-ID: <165@loral.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 1-Jun-84 12:02:33 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun  1 12:02:33 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 6-Jun-84 05:29:04 EDT
Organization: Loral Instruments, San Diego
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This wealthy arab sheik got his three sons together and asked
them what they wanted for Christmas.  Asks his first son,
who is in his early twenties, what he wants.  "Gee, dad.  I
want a 34 foot cabin cruiser with teak walls, a full bar, and
a complete crew!"  Arab says "say no more, son.  It's yours".
Sure enough, the arab bought him a yacht.

Turns to his second son and says "how bout you, son".  Kid just
turned 16 and says "I want a new Jaguar, with turbocharging,
quad stereo, and a teak dashboard!".  Arab says, "Its yours",
gets on the phone and orders the jag custom made.

Third kid is 10 and just got back from Disneyworld.
"Daddy, I want a mickey mouse outfit!".   So the arab bought
him the Department of Energy.