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Subject: NY vs LA - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 7-Jun-84 03:33:38 EDT
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ism780!judy    Jun  5 20:32:00 1984

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  (Happens
every 6 months until I remember what it is REALLY like - or the sun comes
out).  So I thought of this and decided, perhaps unwisely, to share it
with you.

In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and the wind
travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.  And in LA it's 72.

In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity is a
million percent.  And in LA it's 72.

In New York there are a million interesting people.  And in LA there's 72.