Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!dartvax!merchant From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: sargent shriver's bleeding hearts cl - (nf) Message-ID: <1870@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 17:10:41 EDT Article-I.D.: dartvax.1870 Posted: Sun Jun 17 17:10:41 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 02:31:15 EDT References: <1523@inmet.UUCP> Organization: Dartmouth College Lines: 45 { Who made him a Sargent? } Here we go with Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding Hearts Club Band! Get your Beatles records handy: (mi mi mi mi mi) Just a dozen years ago today, Sgt. Shriver taught the clan to play. Once they played for Bobby and for John Now they're guaranteed to raise a yawn. We now reintroduce to you The act we've blown for all these years Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding Hearts Club Band! We're Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding Hearts Club Band, The martyred brother's kith and kin. We're Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding Hearts Club Band, Sit back and watch the votes roll in. Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding, Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding, Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding Hearts Club Band. It's wonderful to be here, It's certainly a thrill. You're such a dumb electorate, We'd love to take you home with us. America, Come Home! We don't really want to stop the war, But that's what you'll all be voting for, You'll forget amidst this stupid sham, We're the ones who got you into 'Nam. So let us introduce to you The once and future Tommy--Who? And Sgt. Shriver's Bleeding Hearts Club Band! Tah dah. By the way, the line you mentioned about "What did you see when you drove off the bridge?" was from "I Get Off With A Little Help From My Friends (Teddy's Song)" also by Sean Kelley, who was one of the people who did this. -- "Laugh and the world laughs with you Peter Merchant Cry and you get your tie wet."