Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!cca!ima!ism780!michaelf From: michaelf@ism780.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: PAIN - (nf) Message-ID: <245@ism780.UUCP> Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 00:11:48 EDT Article-I.D.: ism780.245 Posted: Sun Jun 17 00:11:48 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 02:28:04 EDT Lines: 18 #N:ism780:11100023:000:286 ism780!michaelf Jun 15 17:50:00 1984 Q: Why didn't they tell jokes in Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long. There. That's not so pain-oriented, is it? How about Chernenko's favorite joke: Q: What get you when you cross Soviet dissident with Soviet border? A: Dissident's family. Tough crowd. Shoot them.