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Subject: late night with David Letterman - (nf)
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The other night on David Letterman, there was this comic whose name was
Elmo. He was pretty good, and here are some lines from his routine:

When I was in high school, I had a lot of problems. One day I went to
see the school psychiatrist. He sat me down and produced a ink blob.
   "Now tell me Elmo, what is this?"
   "Oh, that's a standard Rorsak test #2 ink spot." The doctor looked pretty
unhappy by this, so I said "Ok, ok, it looks like a butterfly, alright?"
    "Now that is better Elmo. You're a pretty fine lad, how would you like
a nice chocolate Easter bunny?"
    I took it, began eating it and when I finished, I said "This was some
sort of test, right doc?"
    "Yes it was Elmo. We psychiatrist can tell a lot about a person by the way
he eats a Easter bunny. For example, if he eats the ears first, then he is
an extrovert. If he eats the feet first, then he is a introvert. If he eats
the tail first, then he has some latent homosexual traits. Or if he eats the
breasts first, then he has an Oedipus complex."
    "What about what I did, what if you chew out the eyes and yell `STOP
STARING AT ME!!!'