Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!houxz!vax135!floyd!whuxle!mit-eddie!genrad!decvax!cca!ima!ism780!kevin From: kevin@ism780.UUCP Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Re: Orphaned Response - (nf) Message-ID: <219@ism780.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Jun-84 00:00:53 EDT Article-I.D.: ism780.219 Posted: Fri Jun 1 00:00:53 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Jun-84 07:36:47 EDT Lines: 34 #R:sri-arpa:-21600:ism780:18000009:177600:9075 ism780!kevin May 31 12:18:00 1984 ***** ism780:net.movies / sri-arpa!ARPA / 1:18 am Apr 27, 1984 BROD CRAWFORD PUTS AWAY A FEW LOBSTER DINNERS FOR "DARK FORCES" ROLE. I know a lot of you girls were boning up for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders written test last weekend and so you didn't have time to hang around Kip's Big Boy acting like you didn't know your Danskin straps were hanging halfway down your arms. Frankly, I needed the time off, because I was sick of hearing about how goldanged frigging terrific Vida's Stegall's tryout routine is. It's this Interpretive Aerobicize number called "Mr. Landry, Let's Boogie," and it has a lot of Fellowship of Christian Atheletes theme songs in it and backup vocals going: Get down, Tom, get down Gonna get down, Tom, get down And every time they say "get down" Vida does a double overhead leg kick and lands upside down on her hands and comes about half-inch from knocking her teeth out, if you know what I mean and I think you do. I'm sure it's truly amazing and all that, but my personal opinion is Vida don't have a chance of a mangy scrap dog when it comes to the Texas Stadium finals on May the fifth. I told Vida last year she was gonna have to change her name. I told her she needed something like Buffi or Terri or Sandi or maybe she could even risk it on a "y" name like Vikky, or your "ie" like Melodie, but "a" names weren't gonna cut it. Especially not Vida. Tisha maybe, but not Vida. If Vida was black, she could go for something African like Lola Falana, but Vida's as white as teh little box by John Glenn's name on the ballot. Now it's too late and there's not a durn thing Vida can do. About all that can happen is she can try to score a 100 on the written test. And even though I'm violently opposed to the Cowboys Cheerleaders written test, because I think it's watered down the quality of teh stock the past couple ye