Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site brl-vgr.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!brl-tgr!brl-vgr!ron From: ron@brl-vgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: gross (rot) Message-ID: <3502@brl-vgr.ARPA> Date: Mon, 25-Jun-84 00:14:54 EDT Article-I.D.: brl-vgr.3502 Posted: Mon Jun 25 00:14:54 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 07:44:30 EDT References: <498@spuxll.UUCP> Organization: Ballistics Research Lab Lines: 15 Why can't people get these stories right? The way it is supposed to go is that Phillip the Pus-sucker is supposed to say... "Lady, Don't make my job disgusting." This appeared in National Lampoon under the heading of "Risky things to tell your fiance's parents over the dinner table." Once someone is told this joke, you can just pull up the punch line in unpleasant situations (and make sure it starts off with "Lady,..." regardless of the gender of the person you are referring to) for an immediate reaction. Also, in the same article was a risky thing to say in a black neighborhood: "Turn down the jungle music, Sambo. Those of us who can are trying to read." -Ron