Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site spuxll.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!whuxle!spuxll!mis From: mis@spuxll.UUCP (Meyer Steinberg) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: this is really funny Message-ID: <504@spuxll.UUCP> Date: Tue, 19-Jun-84 12:17:35 EDT Article-I.D.: spuxll.504 Posted: Tue Jun 19 12:17:35 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 02:18:24 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems, South Plainfield NJ Lines: 38 DEAR SEX EXPERT; SEX THERAPIST; SINCE YOU'RE SO PROFESSIONAL WHEN IT COMES TO SEX, TRY THIS ONE: I'M SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE IT'S AS SIMPLE AS CAN BE THE PLACE WHERE IT HAPPENED THE PLAYERS, HE AND SHE. SHE SAID "WILL IT HURT" "OF COURSE NOT" SAID HE IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON ME. SHE SAID IN RATHER SHYNESS "I'VE DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE" HE STARTED TO CONVINCE HER IT WOULDN'T HURT MUCH MORE. IT'S GETTING PRETTY PAINFUL THE TEARS COME TO HER EYES IT'S GETTING PRETTY PAINFUL IT MUST BE OF SOME SIZE. "DON'T WORRY MY DARLING" HIS FACE PALE AS SIN "NOW OPEN A LITTLE WIDER SO I CAN GET IT IN". NOW WITH A LITTLE JUMP SHE GAVE A LITTLE SHOUT IT'S ALL OVER NOW HE FINALLY PULLED IT OUT. NOW IF YOU READ THIS CAREFULLY HE'S A DENTIST YOU WILL FIND IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE THINKING IT'S JUST YOUR DIRTY MIND;