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From: mcrk@pyuxo.UUCP (C Koster)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Clone joke (good pun...)
Message-ID: <119@pyuxo.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 11:04:32 EDT
Article-I.D.: pyuxo.119
Posted: Mon Jun 18 11:04:32 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 09:03:14 EDT
Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J.
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     	Did you hear about the man who decided to have a clone made 
     of himself?
     
     He picked it up at the factory and took it home. The next day he and his
     clone were walking down the street. His clone was swearing and cursing
     up a storm. This was highly embarassing to the man and after a few days
     of this he was at a loss as to what to do. So he returned to the factory
     to ask the experts. 
     
     	They said, "that is just a part of you, there is nothing we
     can do for you."
     
     	So the following day the man took his clone up on the top of
     the Empire State Building. Checking carefully to see that no one was
     looking, the man ran and pushed his clone off. His clone fell to the
     sidewalk, smashed and was killed on impact.
     
     	The next day the man was arrested. The charge ??
     
     MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL !!!!

With thanks to acjc@pyuxo.UUCP (groans to him please...)

				Chris Koster
				Bellcore