Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ganehd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!akgua!gatech!ganehd!mp From: mp@ganehd.UUCP (Scott Barman @ Univ. of Ga.) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to people who don't pass gas, Honda, and Japaneese (maybe) Message-ID: <180@ganehd.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Jun-84 17:51:26 EDT Article-I.D.: ganehd.180 Posted: Sun Jun 10 17:51:26 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:06:56 EDT Organization: NE Health District, Athens, Georgia Lines: 38There was this gentleman who moved to the US from Japan. He became somewhat successful and respected in the US until he started having problems. His problems began when he started getting these bad cases of gas and began to fart without warning. After a while, he started more frequently and louder. As the farts became louder, they sounded like they were trying to say something. Finally, they became audible and were saying "Honda". He didn't know what to do; so he went to doctor after doctor trying to find a cure. But to no avail, the gas pains were getting worse and you can here "HONDA" all over the place. At work, "HONDA", at the market, "HONDA", it was getting so bad, and loud, that he had to be fire from his job. After he was fired, he was walking down the street and noticed an old friend from Japan. They started to talk. When asked how he was doing, he explained about the farting, losing his job, etc. The friend, who was a dentist, said that the cause was an absessed tooth. He couldn't believe it but the dentist said that if he couldn't believe an old friend from the old country, who can he believe. They agreed to meet at the dentist's office in the morning. When he got to the dentist's office, the dentist sat him down and looked at the tooth. Sure enough, there he found the absessed tooth. The dentist put his friend under and pulled the tooth. After waking, the man had no gas pains and was not farting. In amazement, he turned to his dentist freind and asked how he knew what the problem was? The dentist replied that it was from an old saying: Absess makes the fart go HONDA! [I don't care what you think, I liked it!] -- Scott A. Barman USPS: Department of Computer Science UUCP: {akgua, gatech}!ganehd!mp The University of Georgia DDD: (404) 542-2911 415 Boyd Graduate Studies Research Ctr. Athens, Ga 30602