Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!loral!simard From: simard@loral.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A hypochondriac story Message-ID: <193@loral.UUCP> Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 22:08:02 EDT Article-I.D.: loral.193 Posted: Mon Jun 18 22:08:02 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 04:09:33 EDT Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA Lines: 14 A certain hypochondriac was convinced he had a rare, exotic disease. He went to the doctor and insited that he had this particular ailment and that he be treated for it. The doctor just laughed and told him: "Look, if you had that disease you'd show feel just fine; perfectly normal." The hypocondriac gasped: "Good heavens! My symptoms exactly!" -- Ray Simard Loral Instrumentation, San Diego {ucbvax, ittvax!dcdwest}!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!loral!simard