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From: garrett@ames-lm.UUCP (Garrett Griffin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: VERY OFFENSIVE JOKE!!! (rot13)  Pretty bad too...ot13)
Message-ID: <314@ames-lm.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 7-Jun-84 13:14:24 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  7 13:14:24 1984
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There were several guys that went to African looking for gold
(or slaves, or diamonds, or whatever) and they were caught by
a tribe of African natives.  Each of them was questioned as to
what punishment he prefered...

{} signifies what they are thinking...

Chief:  MUMBAWUMBA or DEATH?

Guy 1: {Shit, I don't want death, so I'll have to take Mumbawumba}
       I'll take Mumbawumba.

       So the chief says to the rest of his tribe, who are all getting
       excited, "MUMBAWUMBA!!!!!!"

       They tie him to a tree and all 120 members of the tribe had
       intercourse with him, then they threw him in the bushes, and
       he crawled away...

Chief (to the second one):Mumbawumba, or Death...  (He starts drooling)


Guy 2:{I don't want no mother fucker but-fuckin' me, but I certainly 
       don't want to die...}  I'll take Mumbawumba...

       The Chief is choking back his excitement, "MUMbaWUMba..."

       They tie him to a tree and all 120 members of the tribe had
       intercourse with him, they they threw him in the bushes, and he
       crawls away...

Chief (To the third one): Mumbawumba, or Death... (His eyes shimmering)

Guy 3: {These fuckin' perverts are crazy.  Nobody's stickin' their
	dick up my ass...Shit! I don't want to die!!!!}

	Mumbawumba...

        The Chief shouts "M U M B A W U M B A ! ! ! ! !"

	All 120 members but-fuck him again, and he crawls away...

Chief (To the fourth one, getting impatient...):Mumbawumba, or Death...

Guy 4: You guys are really out of it...There is no way I am going to 
       take mumbawumba, so I'LL TAKE DEATH...

Chief, getting incredibly anxious:  D E A T H ! ! ! ! ! 
		   by MUMBAWUMBA!!!!


(Sorry, its pretty gross...)