Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site stolaf.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!stolaf!neiman From: neiman@stolaf.UUCP (David M. Neiman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: the little jew and THE BIG TEXAN joke Message-ID: <1745@stolaf.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jun-84 19:09:23 EDT Article-I.D.: stolaf.1745 Posted: Thu Jun 21 19:09:23 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 20:58:23 EDT Organization: St. Olaf College, Northfield MN Lines: 43 Re: The little jew and the BIG TEXAN. I heard that joke a long time ago in a different form, which seems to make more sense. Here it is: A traveling salesman found himself at the end of the day at the farm of an ancient Chinese farmer. The farmer agreed to let him stay the night and even allowed him to sleep in the only empty bed in the house, the extra one in his daughter's bedroom. "However," said the farmer, "Please to not touch my daughter. If you do, you must endure three Ancient Chinese Tortures." The salesman readily promised and set off upstairs, grinning in anticpation. Well, I suppose you know what happened: She offered her honor, He honored her offer. And all night long It was honor and offer. Next morning, the salesman thought he'd get up early and escape without getting caught. Much was his surprise, then, when he woke up to find a huge rock on his chest, and the Chinese farmer sitting at the foot of the bed. "First Ancient Chinese Torture, Rock on Chest", said the farmer. "Ho, ho," thought the salesman, "Big fat hairy torture. I'll just throw the rock out the window." And he did. "Second Ancient Chinese Torture," said the farmer, "Right Nut Tied to Rock." "Ouch, " thought the salesman, "Well, I'll just jump out the window after the rock." And he did. "Third Ancient Chinese Torture," replied the farmer, "Left Nut Tied to Bed." --Dave Neiman [decvax ihnp4]!stolaf!neiman | ccnfld Carleton not yet on the net (net nyet?) "Message for you, Sire."