Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site felix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!cmcl2!floyd!harpo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!bmcg!felix!tom From: tom@felix.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Czechoslovakian joke Message-ID: <286@felix.UUCP> Date: Tue, 12-Jun-84 12:52:05 EDT Article-I.D.: felix.286 Posted: Tue Jun 12 12:52:05 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:37:26 EDT Organization: FileNet Corp., Costa Mesa, Ca. Lines: 27 It seems this Czechoslovakian went to the optometrist to have his eyes checked [Czech-ed :-) this is not part of the joke, sorry]. Anyway, the doctor pointed over at the wall chart and asked him if he could read the bottom line. He replied, "Read the bottom line, heck, I know the guy!" (The following chart does not normally go with the joke, but is added as an explaination only to non-Czechs, so I don't get flooded with questions.) ------------------------- | | | E | | | | C F L N O P R S K H M | | | | h l a v a c z e c h | | | ------------------------- The man was also disappointed that the optometrist does not accept checks. -- From Felix-the-Vax, (the wonderful, wonderful Vax), {decvax,ucbvax}!trwrb!felix!tom