Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site zehntel.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!jackh From: jackh@zehntel.UUCP (jack hagerty) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Re: Wizard of Oz Message-ID: <1536@zehntel.UUCP> Date: Thu, 14-Jun-84 15:14:35 EDT Article-I.D.: zehntel.1536 Posted: Thu Jun 14 15:14:35 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:47:44 EDT References: <189@ihima.UUCP> Organization: Zehntel Inc., Walnut Creek, CA Lines: 19 >I urgently request anybody's recollection of what the Wizard of Oz >says to the Scarecrow when he gives him the diploma. What degree >does the Scarecrow get? The Scarecrow gets a "ThD" (Doctor of Thinkology). The presentation speech by the Wizard goes as follows: "You, my freind, are simply a victim of disorganized thinking. A lot of people without brains do an awful lot of thinking, don't they? So, by the powers invested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum (sp?) E. Pluribus Unum, I confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD!" ------ Frank Morgan, by the way, did all of those speeches ad lib. Jack Hagerty Zehntel, Inc. !ihnp4!zehntel!jackh