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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: End of the world story
Message-ID: <2016@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 13-Jun-84 08:05:15 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 13 08:05:15 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:37:07 EDT
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         Then there is the story about how, three days before the world was
         to  end  in  a  second  great flood, the leaders of the world's
         religions delivered final messages to their followers.

         The pope urged prayer and repentance, so that all  would  go  to
         heaven.

         The Buddhist leader recommended contemplation and a turning inward
         until all were together again in Nirvana.

         And the Chief Rabbi?

         "My fellow Jewish people," he intoned, "we have  three  days  to
         learn how to swim."

				OZ
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