Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site spuxll.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!cmcl2!floyd!whuxle!spuxll!rjr From: rjr@spuxll.UUCP (R. J. Riley) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: gross (rot) Message-ID: <498@spuxll.UUCP> Date: Fri, 15-Jun-84 10:01:00 EDT Article-I.D.: spuxll.498 Posted: Fri Jun 15 10:01:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 04:26:20 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems, South Plainfield NJ Lines: 14 Gurer jnf n thl jub jnf n cebsrffvbany cvzcyr-fhpxre. Urer vg jnf Sevqnl nsgreabba naq ur jnf whfg nobhg gb xabpx bss sbe gur jrrxraq jura gur cubar evatf. Gur jbzna ba gur bgure raq fnlf "V arrq guerr cvzcyrf fhpxrq bhg evtug njnl." Ur svtherf "bu jryy,n ohpx'f n ohpx," fb ur tbrf bire gb ure ubhfr. Fur fubjf uvz gur svefg cvzcyr ba ure gvg. Ur tbrf gb jbex naq fhpxf vg bhg pyrna. Ur fnlf "bar qbja, gjb gb tb. Jurer'f gur frpbaq bar?" Fur cbvagf gb n mvg va ure nezcvg. Jryy, ur fcernqf gur unvef ncneg naq pyrnaf bhg gur frpbaq bar. "Bar zber naq V pna fgneg zl jrrxraq. Jurer'f gur guveq bar?" Fur cbvagf bhg gur guveq bar, n ovt erq bar va gur penpx bs ure nff. Ur fcernqf ure purrxf naq fgvpxf uvf snpr va gb trg gb jbex naq fur phgf n jrg whvpl sneg nyy bire uvz. Ur ybbxf hc naq fnlf, "LBH XABJ, VG'F CRBCYR YVXR LBH GUNG ZNXR ZL WBO QVFTHFGVAT!!!" Qba'g oynzr zr, lbh'er gur bar gung haebgngrq vg.