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Subject: Re: Modified Wizard of Oz Request - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 25-Jun-84 00:37:21 EDT
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ism70!cathleen    Jun 16 21:09:00 1984

Okay, take two!

        Wizard of Oz:  Why, anybody can have a brain!  That's a very mediocre
                       commodity.  Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on
                       the earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
                       Back where I come from we have universities, seats of
                       great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
                       And when they come out, they think great thoughts, and
                       with no more brains than you have.  But, they have one
                       thing you haven't got, a diploma.  Therefore, by virtue
                       of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus
                       Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you
                       the honorary degree of ThD.

	Scarecrow:     ThD?

	Wizard of Oz:  That's Doctor of Thinkology.

        Scarecrow:     The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an
                       isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the
                       remaining side.  Oh joy!  Rapture!  I've got a brain!

				  Cathleen.