Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles - hp internal release 1.2; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hp-pcd!nathanm From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensive to paper Message-ID: <7300009@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 01:18:00 EDT Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.7300009 Posted: Sun Jun 17 01:18:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:46:25 EDT Organization: Hewlett-Packard Portable Computer Division - Corvallis, OR Lines: 19 Nf-ID: #N:hpcvre:7300009:000:613 Nf-From: hpcvre!nathanm Jun 10 21:18:00 1984 The following was passed on to me in non-electronic (i.e., paper) form. If you are reading this on a CRT screen, do not, repeat, do not read the following paragraph. Send it to a line printer, hoof it over to the printer, pick up the listing, hold it in your grubby paws and read it. Here goes... Dear Earthling, Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into this piece of paper. Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny. Thanks! ---------- Nathan Meyers hp-pcd!nathanm