Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxle.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!whuxle!mag From: mag@whuxle.UUCP (Gray Mike) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Re: Wizard of Oz Message-ID: <453@whuxle.UUCP> Date: Fri, 15-Jun-84 16:07:58 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxle.453 Posted: Fri Jun 15 16:07:58 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 07:05:53 EDT References: <189@ihima.UUCP> Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany Lines: 18 I'm not sure of the verbatim speech of the wizard to the scarecrow, but I can paraphrase it: So, scarecrow, you want a brain. . . . Many people who have graduated from fine universities have no brains at all! However, they *do* have something that you don't -- a diploma. Therefore, without further ado, [pulls out huge diploma in red ribbon] I hereby award you the degree of "Doctor of Thinkology." [Musical flourish -- trumpets] Scarecrow [points index finger at temple and raps out like a machine gun:] Thesquareofthehypotenuseofarighttriangleisequaltothesumofthesquares oftheothertwosides! Hope this is specific enough. Mike Gray, BTL, WH