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Subject: PAIN - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 17-Jun-84 00:11:48 EDT
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ism780!michaelf    Jun 15 17:50:00 1984

Q:   Why didn't they tell jokes in Jonestown?

A:   The punch lines were too long.

There. That's not so pain-oriented, is it?


How about Chernenko's favorite joke:


Q: What get you when you cross Soviet dissident with Soviet border?

A: Dissident's family.

Tough crowd. Shoot them.