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From: eric@whuxle.UUCP (Eric Holtman)
Newsgroups: net.movies,net.startrek
Subject: TREK III Humor (non-spoiler)
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Date: Wed, 6-Jun-84 22:04:04 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun  6 22:04:04 1984
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[Target Engines Only]

Watch for and read the sign in the backround of the transporter
room on both Starbase and the Enterprise. It reads, and I quote
(inexactly):

	-----------------------------------------
	|					|
	|   1. No Smoking			|
	|   2. Stand in the center of the	|
	|      platform.			|
	|   3. Do not insert extremities into   |
	|      neighboring beams.		|
	|					|
	-----------------------------------------