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From: simard@loral.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A hypochondriac story
Message-ID: <193@loral.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Jun-84 22:08:02 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 18 22:08:02 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jun-84 04:09:33 EDT
Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA
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	A certain hypochondriac was convinced he had a rare, exotic
disease.  He went to the doctor and insited that he had this particular
ailment and that he be treated for it.  The doctor just laughed and
told him: "Look, if you had that disease you'd show feel just fine;
perfectly normal."

	The hypocondriac gasped: "Good heavens!  My symptoms exactly!"
-- 
Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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