Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!houxm!houxz!vax135!floyd!whuxle!mit-eddie!genrad!decvax!cca!ima!ism70!cathleen From: cathleen@ism70.UUCP Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Re: Modified Wizard of Oz Request - (nf) Message-ID: <20@ism70.UUCP> Date: Mon, 25-Jun-84 00:37:21 EDT Article-I.D.: ism70.20 Posted: Mon Jun 25 00:37:21 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 09:37:02 EDT Lines: 26 #R:ihima:-19000:ism70:13100022:000:1157 ism70!cathleen Jun 16 21:09:00 1984 Okay, take two! Wizard of Oz: Why, anybody can have a brain! That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think great thoughts, and with no more brains than you have. But, they have one thing you haven't got, a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD. Scarecrow: ThD? Wizard of Oz: That's Doctor of Thinkology. Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! Cathleen.