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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 1-Jun-84 00:00:53 EDT
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ism780!kevin    May 31 12:18:00 1984

***** ism780:net.movies / sri-arpa!ARPA /  1:18 am  Apr 27, 1984
BROD CRAWFORD PUTS AWAY A FEW LOBSTER DINNERS FOR "DARK FORCES" ROLE.

	I know a lot of you girls were boning up for the Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders written test last weekend and so you didn't have time to
hang around Kip's Big Boy acting like you didn't know your Danskin
straps were hanging halfway down your arms.  Frankly, I needed the time
off, because I was sick of hearing about how goldanged frigging terrific
Vida's Stegall's tryout routine is.  It's this Interpretive Aerobicize
number called "Mr. Landry, Let's Boogie,"  and it has a lot of
Fellowship of Christian Atheletes theme songs in it and backup vocals
going:
		Get down, Tom, get down
		Gonna get down, Tom, get down
	And every time they say "get down" Vida does a double overhead leg kick
and lands upside down on her hands and comes about half-inch from
knocking her teeth out, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
	I'm sure it's truly amazing and all that, but my personal opinion is
Vida don't have a chance of a mangy scrap dog when it comes to the Texas
Stadium finals on May the fifth.  I told Vida last year she was gonna
have to change her name.  I told her she needed something like Buffi or
Terri or Sandi or maybe she could even risk it on a "y" name like Vikky,
or your "ie" like Melodie, but "a" names weren't gonna cut it.
Especially not Vida.  Tisha maybe, but not Vida.  If Vida was black, she
could go for something African like Lola Falana, but Vida's as white as
teh little box by John Glenn's name on the ballot.
	Now it's too late and there's not a durn thing Vida can do.  About all
that can happen is she can try to score a 100 on the written test.  And
even though I'm violently opposed to the Cowboys Cheerleaders written
test, because I think it's watered down the quality of teh stock the
past couple ye