Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxa!wetcw From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A Male Companion Message-ID: <797@pyuxa.UUCP> Date: Tue, 12-Jun-84 09:20:27 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxa.797 Posted: Tue Jun 12 09:20:27 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 13-Jun-84 00:23:56 EDT Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J. Lines: 27 It seems there was this woman who, after tiring of the bars and singles scene, decided to advertise for a suitable mate. She called the paper and had an ad pt in that read, "Wanted, male companionship. Must not beat me or run away. Must also be good in bed. Come to 20 Smith Street." The next day, her doorbell rung and she opened the door. There on her doorstep was a man with no arms or legs. She looked at him and said, "What do you want?" The guy looked up at her and said, "You advertised for a male companion and I'm here." She smiled and said, "You're not quite what I had in mind." He smiled back and replied, "You wanted someone who would not beat you, right? Well I can't beat you as I have no arms. You wanted someone who would not run away, right? Well, I can't run away because I have no legs." The woman grinned and said, "But I also wanted someone who is good in bed." The guy laughed and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" . ..