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From: mp@ganehd.UUCP (Scott Barman @ Univ. of Ga.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to people who don't pass gas, Honda, and Japaneese (maybe)
Message-ID: <180@ganehd.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 10-Jun-84 17:51:26 EDT
Article-I.D.: ganehd.180
Posted: Sun Jun 10 17:51:26 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jun-84 03:06:56 EDT
Organization: NE Health District, Athens, Georgia
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There was this gentleman who moved to the US from Japan.  He became somewhat
successful and respected in the US until he started having problems.

His problems began when he started getting these bad cases of gas and began to
fart without warning.  After a while, he started more frequently and louder.
As the farts became louder, they sounded like they were trying to say
something.  Finally, they became audible and were saying "Honda".

He didn't know what to do; so he went to doctor after doctor trying to find
a cure.  But to no avail, the gas pains were getting worse and you can
here "HONDA" all over the place.  At work, "HONDA", at the market, "HONDA",
it was getting so bad, and loud, that he had to be fire from his job.

After he was fired, he was walking down the street and noticed an old friend
from Japan.  They started to talk.  When asked how he was doing, he explained
about the farting, losing his job, etc.  The friend, who was a dentist, said
that the cause was an absessed tooth.  He couldn't believe it but the dentist
said that if he couldn't believe an old friend from the old country, who can he
believe.  They agreed to meet at the dentist's office in the morning.

When he got to the dentist's office, the dentist sat him down and looked at the
tooth.  Sure enough, there he found the absessed tooth.  The dentist put his
friend under and pulled the tooth.  After waking, the man had no gas pains
and was not farting.  In amazement, he turned to his dentist freind and asked
how he knew what the problem was?  The dentist replied that it was from an
old saying:

Absess makes the fart go HONDA!

[I don't care what you think, I liked it!]
-- 
Scott A. Barman			USPS: Department of Computer Science
UUCP: {akgua, gatech}!ganehd!mp	      The University of Georgia
DDD: (404) 542-2911		      415 Boyd Graduate Studies Research Ctr.
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