Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!loral!jlh From: jlh@loral.UUCP (Jim Harkins) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: christmas presents Message-ID: <165@loral.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Jun-84 12:02:33 EDT Article-I.D.: loral.165 Posted: Fri Jun 1 12:02:33 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 6-Jun-84 05:29:04 EDT Organization: Loral Instruments, San Diego Lines: 16 This wealthy arab sheik got his three sons together and asked them what they wanted for Christmas. Asks his first son, who is in his early twenties, what he wants. "Gee, dad. I want a 34 foot cabin cruiser with teak walls, a full bar, and a complete crew!" Arab says "say no more, son. It's yours". Sure enough, the arab bought him a yacht. Turns to his second son and says "how bout you, son". Kid just turned 16 and says "I want a new Jaguar, with turbocharging, quad stereo, and a teak dashboard!". Arab says, "Its yours", gets on the phone and orders the jag custom made. Third kid is 10 and just got back from Disneyworld. "Daddy, I want a mickey mouse outfit!". So the arab bought him the Department of Energy.