Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site orca.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!ucbvax!ucbcad!tektronix!orca!rogerc From: rogerc@orca.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Old Joke From Playboy Message-ID: <651@orca.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 18:06:35 EST Article-I.D.: orca.651 Posted: Tue Feb 28 18:06:35 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 22:47:51 EST Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 23 This joke came from Playboy magazine *years* ago. I am reprinting it from memory without their permission. A young girl came home from high school one day complaining of pains in her chest. Her mother was concerned and called the doctor to make an appointment for the next morning. When they went in to see the doctor the next day, the mother explained the problem and the doctor asked if her daughter had these problems before. The response was negative so the doctor began the examination. He had the young girl sit upon the examination table and asked her to remove her blouse and bra. Putting his stethescope on her chest he said, "Big breaths". To which the girl replied, "Yeth, and I jutht turned SICTHTEEN!" Mugs Away, Mate! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \\\\\\ _________ Doctor Dart - - - - - - - - - - >>>>>>----==(_________)----- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ////// ..decvax!!tektronix!orca!rogerc