Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxq.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!ihuxq!amigo2 From: amigo2@ihuxq.UUCP (John Hobson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Unichrome (song) Message-ID: <755@ihuxq.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Mar-84 12:29:43 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxq.755 Posted: Thu Mar 8 12:29:43 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 9-Mar-84 02:19:14 EST References: <34100007@uo-vax1.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 9 What's the matter with COBOL? Just because it's long-winded, and simple-minded, and doesn't have pointers, and has no mathematical ability to speak of, and makes you write reams of excess verbiage, and makes it difficult to call external subroutines, and has one of the world's worst sort routines, and is generally brain damaged, is no reason to insult it. John Hobson AT&T Bell Labs--Naperville, IL ihnp4!ihuxq!amigo2