Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!ihnp4!laidbak!ittral!ittvax!decvax!decwrl!rhea!mariah!lipp From: lipp@mariah.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Olympics--which event are entered in??? Message-ID: <6260@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 15-Mar-84 17:02:39 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.6260 Posted: Thu Mar 15 17:02:39 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 16-Mar-84 03:14:48 EST Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 21There were three men (German, English, and Polish) who were trying to decide how to get to the Olympics, since none of them had any money to pay for the airfare. The Englishman decided to be clever. He put his warm-up suit on and bought a javilin. He walked up to the flight attendant for the next flight to the U.S. and said, "England. Javilin." The flight attendant said, "That is your plane over there. Good luck!" The German and the Pole were quite impressed. The German decided to go to a sporting goods store and buy a discus and warm-up suit. He got dressed and carried the discus to another flight attendant and said, "Germany. Discus." She directed him to the proper plane and he boarded. The Pole was so impressed, he decided he would try to do them same thing. He went to a hardware store and bought some barbed wire. He then went home, dug out his red bikini shorts, put them on and wrapped the wire around him. He waddled up to the flight attendant and said, "Poland. Fencing!"