Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mhuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!wayne From: wayne@mhuxl.UUCP (WILNER) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Yet More Light Bulb Jokes Message-ID: <1262@mhuxl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 1-Mar-84 09:18:42 EST Article-I.D.: mhuxl.1262 Posted: Thu Mar 1 09:18:42 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 14:10:30 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 26 Of course, there ARE more light bulb jokes: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago. How many New Jerseyites does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Leave us alone -- we take enough s**t as it is. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg. How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness. (Guess the question.) One to hold the lightbulb, and 30,000 to spin the Vatican. How many Californians does it take to paddle a canoe? Six: Two to paddle, and four to go with the flow. # # # # # #