Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mhuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!wayne From: wayne@mhuxl.UUCP (WILNER) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Light Bulb Joke Message-ID: <1263@mhuxl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 1-Mar-84 09:34:22 EST Article-I.D.: mhuxl.1263 Posted: Thu Mar 1 09:34:22 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 14:14:34 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 11 Many thanks to Kurt Guntheroth of John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. for his canonical collection of lightbulb jokes. I'd like to nomimate my favorite for canonization: Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. --exodus!thumper!wayne (Wilner) Bell Communications Research