Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!psuvax!burdvax!sjuvax!5262di15 From: 5262di15@sjuvax.UUCP (iannucci) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The Apple joke (rot 13) Message-ID: <190@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 12:39:58 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.190 Posted: Tue Feb 28 12:39:58 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 06:15:28 EST Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa. Lines: 23 N snezre ragrerq n cngrag bssvpr naq gbyq gur zna gurer gung ur unq na nccyr gung ur jnagrq gb cngrag. "Lbh pna'g cngrag na nccyr", gur zna fnvq, "vg'f n sehvg!". "Ohg guvf bar'f qvssrerag," gur snezre fnvq naq gbbx bar bhg bs uvf onfxrg naq tnir vg gb gur zna. Gur zna ovg vg naq fnvq, "Guvf gnfgrf whfg yvxr n abezny nccyr." "Abj ghea vg nebhaq," fnvq gur snezre. Gur zna ovg gur bgure fvqr bs gur nccyr naq fnvq, "JBJ!! Guvf gnfgrf yvxr n crne!" "Gel nabgure," fnvq gur snezre, tvivat uvz nabgure sebz gur onfxrg. "Guvf bar gnfgrf yvxr na benatr!", fnvq gur zna, naq, ovgvat gur bgure fvqr, "naq guvf vf n onanan! Guvf vf gur zbfg vaperqvoyr guvat V'ir rire frra!" "Url yvfgra," ur pbagvahrq, "qb lbh unir nal gung gnfgr yvxr chffl?" "Fher, ubyq ba, "fnvq gur snezre, ernpuvat vagb gur onfxrg, "gel guvf." Gur zna fcng bhg gur cvrpr ur unq ovggra bss va qvfthfg. "GUVF GNFGRF YVXR FUVG!!!" ur fnvq. "Ghea vg nebhaq!" fnvq gur snezre. V pbhyqa'g erfvfg, Gur Qvegl Ivpne !fwhink!5262qv15 (Qvq V gryy lbh guvf bar, Jnlar?)