Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-sally.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!ut-sally!crandell From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: "Re: Famous People I'd Like to Meet - (nf)" Message-ID: <994@ut-sally.UUCP> Date: Thu, 23-Feb-84 19:36:31 EST Article-I.D.: ut-sally.994 Posted: Thu Feb 23 19:36:31 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 26-Feb-84 01:23:55 EST References: <238@ihlpf.UUCP> Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas Lines: 27 I guess nearly everyone, at one time or another, has met the Wire kids (Robert and Barbara). I personally used to know a guy named Red Byrd, but I never met his cousin Jay. Somehow, U.T. Students' Attorney Mina (long i) Loomis escaped being born into that family, fortunately for her. I never got to meet the character SW Bell listed on South Congress as L. P. Gass, and it seems he's left town now; too bad. Then there's poor old John Ash, whose friends tried awfully hard to refrain from calling him Jack Ash. But there are lots of people I'd like to meet, like Brian Pickles and his brother Dale. I've heard of a young lady, reputedly one of the primmest and properest you'd ever hope to meet, misleadingly labeled Helen Wheels. Then there's the schizoid woman with the endogenous personality conflict; her name is Jacqueline Hyde. Her husband is none other than that famous mass murderer, Cy N. Hyde. I can't resist the temptation to reveal that this department has a secretary named Helen Bach. How her existence has remained shrouded in secrecy all this time is a mystery to me, because everyone who has actually accomplished anything useful around here has been to her several times. -- Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin {ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!crandell