Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekig1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!ucbvax!ucbcad!tektronix!tekig1!markp From: markp@tekig1.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Minister joke Message-ID: <1562@tekig1.UUCP> Date: Mon, 27-Feb-84 13:06:02 EST Article-I.D.: tekig1.1562 Posted: Mon Feb 27 13:06:02 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 29-Feb-84 12:35:23 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 21 A minister who always read his sermonons, placed his manuscript on the pulpit about an hour before the sevice. One young member of his congregation removed the last page. Preaching vigorously, the misister came to the words, "So Adam said to Eve ..." Turning the page, he was horrified to discover the the final page was missing. As he shuffled through the other pages, he gained a little time by repeating, "So Adam said to Eve..." Then in a low voice, which the microphone carried to every part of the church, he added, "There seems to be a leaf missing." -- Mark Pease Tektronix, Inc. PO box 500 39-170 Beaverton, Oregon 97077 (503) 627-3898 ...tektronix!tekig!tekig1!markp