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From: wayne@mhuxl.UUCP (WILNER)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Light Bulb Joke
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Date: Thu, 1-Mar-84 09:34:22 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  1 09:34:22 1984
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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Many thanks to Kurt Guntheroth of John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
for his canonical collection of lightbulb jokes.  I'd like
to nomimate my favorite for canonization:

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to
   give it a surprising twist at the end.

--exodus!thumper!wayne (Wilner)
  Bell Communications Research