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From: alton@mcnc.UUCP (Alton Brantley)
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Subject: The Sex Life of an Electron (suggestive...)
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Date: Sun, 26-Feb-84 16:03:32 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 26 16:03:32 1984
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The Sex Life of an Electron (circa 1965)

One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided
to try and get a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli
Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the
wheatstone bridge around by the sine waves and stopped in a magnetic
field by a flowing current.

Micro Farad, attracted by Milli's characteristic curve, soon had his
resistance at a minimum and his magnetic field fully excited.  He laid
her on the ground potential and raised her frequency and lowered her
capacitance, pulled out his high voltage probe and hit resonance.  He
inserted into her socket fully excited.  Milli said, "Mho, Mho --
give me Mho!"  With his tube operating at a maximum peak dissipation and
her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her peak
also.  The excess current flow made her hot, but soon Micro Farad was fully
discharged and had drained off every electron.  They fluxed all night trying
various connections and sockets until his bar magnet lost its strength.

Afterward, Milli Amp tried self induction and self excitation, but damaged
her solenoid.  With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable
to excite his generator, so they reversed polarity and blew each other's
fuses.

"Still some good memories in those cores..."
Alton Brantley
Duke University Medical Center