Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!hood From: hood@uiucuxc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Day Off - (nf) Message-ID: <6035@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 5-Mar-84 22:37:42 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.6035 Posted: Mon Mar 5 22:37:42 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 7-Mar-84 05:18:43 EST Lines: 40 #N:uiucuxc:34400004:000:1057 uiucuxc!hood Mar 5 12:04:00 1984 There are 365 days in the year. You sleep 8 hours a day making 122 days, which subtracted from 365 makes 243 days. You also have 5 hours recreation every day making 76 days and leaves a balance of 167 days. There are 52 Sundays that you do not work at all, which leaves 115 days. You get Saturday's off also. This gives 52 more days, this leaves a ba balance of 63 days. You get at least forty-five minutes for breakfast and lunch, which total 24 days, leaving 39 days of the year remaining. You get at least 30 days leave every year, so that leaves 9 days. You get 8 holidays during the year, which leaves ONLY one day, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE DAY OFF!!!! __ || // || // || // L_||_// LATER...JACK!!! L_||_V || || || _'__`_