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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
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Subject: off to women/pianos - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 20-Mar-84 23:09:29 EST
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uokvax!ron    Mar 19 19:23:00 1984

may be offensive to women and pianos, a cute quote i heard on
a 'benny hill' show the other day.  you women and pianos are warned.




















	'ah women.  women are like pianos.  if they're not upright, 
	 they're grand'


	i don't write 'em, i just pass them on...

		ron

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