Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekig.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!tektronix!tekig!bentonh From: bentonh@tekig.UUCP (Benton Holzwarth) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: More Bagwan plus Message-ID: <1857@tekig.UUCP> Date: Wed, 14-Mar-84 16:08:26 EST Article-I.D.: tekig.1857 Posted: Wed Mar 14 16:08:26 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 16-Mar-84 02:22:07 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 53 The pope, sitting in his office one day, receives a call from God. God explains to the pope that he has good news and he has bad news. The good is that he has decided to make his presence again felt on earth, and has decided to unify all the religions and people under one leader. The pope is ecstatic and enquires what he can do help out. God goes on to explain the bad news, "I'm calling from Antelope, Oregon." * Did you all figure out what a rajashneeshe (sp?) was? ----------------------------------------------------- Bumper sticker: ------------------- |keep Oregon green| |deport the BAGWAN| ------------------- * Ditto ----------------------------------------------------- And from the 'I love a hypocrite' department... I saw a guy buying himself a new lawnmower at a Portland Or. honda shop over the weekend. It was all loaded up in his trunk with the lid open, and the SOLD tags blowing in the breeze. The car had a Washington license plate, and a large bumper sticker that said some thing about 'STOP UNFAIR OREGON TAXATION!'. * Oregon has a state income tax, while Washington uses a sales tax. The bumper sticker refered to the current border war between Or and Wa, and how the taxes are collected. I love a guy who will publicly state he's irate over paying Oregon tax, then has the gall to drive over the Interstate Bridge, to evade his own state taxes! (Sure there's no proof he's evading his state tax, I bet he reports all of his out-of-state purchases to the government!) Benton Holzwarth ...tektronix!tekig!bentonh