Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!psuvax!psuvm%v0p From: psuvm%v0p@psuvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Call for "The three biggest lies" Message-ID: <739@psuvm.UUCP> Date: Wed, 21-Mar-84 14:36:47 EST Article-I.D.: psuvm.739 Posted: Wed Mar 21 14:36:47 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 22-Mar-84 02:23:50 EST Lines: 18 I've heard many different versions of the three biggest lies in the world and I was wondering what the folks in netland have to say about the matter. Any subject is valid and it's open season on everything. No limits!! Give it your best and have fun! Here are my three favorites: "I'll still respect you in the morning" "Alan Alda doesn't overact" "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" Always have fun!! Paul"Which way is the arcade?"Mattes v0p@psuvm.bitnet