Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Verbal Ability Quiz Message-ID: <664@seismo.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Mar-84 19:09:59 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.664 Posted: Fri Mar 9 19:09:59 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Mar-84 12:50:14 EST Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 55 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long and end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for woman? 6. What does a dog do that a man steps into? 7. What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? 11. What word starts with c, ends with t, and is synonymous with pussy? 12. What is that is the first thing to hang out when a man takes his pants off in a hotel room? 13. What does a man have that gets bigger if you stroke it? 14. What does a man have in trousers that a lady doesn't want in her face? 15. What part of a man's body grows to several times its normal size when properly stimulated? 16. What's wrinkled and smells like ginger? 17. What goes in which and clean and comes out soiled and smelly? 18. What do you do with an elephant with three balls? (adapted from the [blush] April Penthouse) Please don't write me for answers - will post them next week (rotated, of course)