Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxt.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!ihuxt!martillo From: martillo@ihuxt.UUCP (Yehoyaqim Shemtob Martillo) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.physics Subject: "Physics Jargon" Message-ID: <324@ihuxt.UUCP> Date: Wed, 14-Mar-84 03:25:05 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxt.324 Posted: Wed Mar 14 03:25:05 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Mar-84 20:36:00 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 7 When I was studying physics, I heard about two Physics professors (one male and one female) who were getting married although they spoke no common languages. We students were puzzled until we realized they could communicate in Physics. First they started with the dynamics of weakly interacting bodies, then they experimented with canonical perturbation theory, and finally they achieved barrier penetration into classically forbidden regions.