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From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler)
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: Protecting bottle at BYOB parties
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Date: Mon, 5-Mar-84 10:09:52 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  5 10:09:52 1984
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There are two ways to protect your booze at a BYOB party.

1.  Buy a bottle of the cheapest rotgut you can find, buy a bottle
of your favorite poison.  Pour the rotgut in a coffee can to use to
drown Japanese Bettles that you pick off the rose bush.  Pour the good
stuff in the rotgut bottle.  Those who see the rotgut bottle will pass
it by, but it won't do much for your image when they see you drinking
from it.

2.  Cultivate a taste for Tequilla.  Others won't bother you much by
drinking from your bottle.  Besides, you can appear to be Macho by
tossing it down neat with salt and lemon.
T. C. Wheeler