Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: W.C. Fields joke Message-ID: <689@seismo.UUCP> Date: Tue, 13-Mar-84 20:14:34 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.689 Posted: Tue Mar 13 20:14:34 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Mar-84 19:45:45 EST References: <2605@rabbit.UUCP> Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 9 ----- One memorable W. C. Fields joke was a visual one, in (I think) The Barber - Fields was sitting on the front step of his shop honing his straight razor, and to test the edge he would run it vertically downward along the end of his tongue. Still makes my guts crawl to think of it. Later, he is shaving a man and says "is that a mole?" The man replies, "yes, I've had it all my life," whereupon Fields replies, "not any more you don't."