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From: bobgian@psuvax.UUCP (Bob Giansiracusa)
Newsgroups: net.women.only
Subject: Re: Static Cling
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Date: Sat, 10-Mar-84 16:14:28 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar 10 16:14:28 1984
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I think that "Static Cling" is another of those horrible problems of
modern civilization invented by the Madison Avenue types.  Somewhat
like "Body Odor" and "Halitosis".  For millions of years human beings
just plain SMELLED occasionally, until some clever ad person discovered
that by "inventing" these two horrid conditions billions of dollars
could be made.

If you REALLY want to "de-static" your clothes, expose yourself to
strong ionizing radiation.  Perhaps that's how the "static cling fixers"
do it!!!

  Bob "sorry I'm a man, but nature did it to me" Gian...

Bob Giansiracusa (Dept of Computer Science, Penn State Univ, 814-865-9507)
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