Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!grogers From: grogers@uiucdcs.UUCP (grogers ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Eat It - (nf) Message-ID: <5925@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 22:31:02 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5925 Posted: Tue Feb 28 22:31:02 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 06:41:43 EST Lines: 70 #N:uiucdcs:9900244:000:1819 uiucdcs!grogers Feb 28 16:54:00 1984 [Ode to the line eaters] EAT IT Weird Al Yankavich How come your always such a fussy young man, Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran, Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan, So eat it, just eat it. Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate. You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate. So eat it. Don't tell me your full Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit, Get yourself an egg and beat it. Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it. Your table manners are a crying shame Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game. Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame. So eat it, just eat it. You better listen, better do what your told, You haven't even touched your tuna caserole, You better chow down or it's gona get cold, So eat it. I don't care if your full Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit. Open up your mouth and feed it. Have some more yogurt, have some more Span, It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit Don't you make me repeat it. Have a banana, have a whole bunch, It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit, If it's getting cold reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack, If you don't like it you can't send it back. Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit Get yourself an egg and beat it. Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit, Don't you make me repeat it. ----- send any flames to m. jackson G. Rogers {...uiucdcs!grogers}