Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles - hp internal release 1.2; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!nathanm From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YALBJ Message-ID: <8900065@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Feb-84 14:19:00 EST Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.8900065 Posted: Mon Feb 20 14:19:00 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 4-Mar-84 03:08:28 EST Organization: Hewlett-Packard Portable Computer Division - Corvallis, OR Lines: 50 Nf-ID: #N:hpcvrb:8900065:000:742 Nf-From: hpcvrb!nathanm Feb 20 11:19:00 1984 ... sacrifice to the line-eater ... Wait! Don't give up. This is an *original* light bulb joke. I made it up last Friday. I suppose this entitles me to some slice of fame in the cosmic scheme of things, but history is rarely so kind. After all, how many people know who authored the original light bulb joke (I sure don't)? How many even remember its content (it was ethnic and the answer was 5)? Oh well, sic transit gloria mundi (rough translation: the bus runs late on Monday). Anyway, here comes an original light bulb joke: Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday. ---- Nathan Meyers {hplabs,allegra!harpo}!hp-pcd!nathanm