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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Call for "The three biggest lies" 
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Date: Wed, 21-Mar-84 14:36:47 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 21 14:36:47 1984
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      I've heard many different versions of the three biggest lies in
    the world and I was wondering what the folks in netland have to
    say about the matter.  Any subject is valid and it's open season
    on everything. No limits!!

       Give it your best and have fun!
       Here are my three favorites:

       "I'll still respect  you in the morning"
       "Alan Alda doesn't overact"
       "I'm from the government and I'm here to help"


                        Always have fun!!

                        Paul"Which way is the arcade?"Mattes
                        v0p@psuvm.bitnet