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Date: Sun, 11-Mar-84 03:32:25 EST
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uiucuxc!paul    Mar 10 20:03:00 1984

Why do people who spy for a living choose Untied* to Seoul?

"Seems like I'm always off to South Korea for one reason or another,
and quite often those trips coincide with sensitive Soviet military
maneuvers off Sakhalin Island.  I appreciate Untied's service, their
extra-wide seats, and their having the good sense to hire pilots who
will back off on their spy missions when they see tracer bullets, rather
than risk horrible death at the hands of a heat-seeking missile.  After
all, I'm no good to the Company if I'm dead."

	Phil Kimby
	Unspecified Capacity
	Overseas International Euphemism, Inc.

No pilot ever joins Untied Airlines before undergoing a battery of
psychological tests.  We determine his temperament, ability to act under
pressure, and whether he has a hidden grudge against the Russians because
his grandfather's land was taken away during one invasion or another, a
grudge that might possibly impinge upon his judgement and cause him to
pursue an "accidental" overflight of Soviet military installations even
after it becomes apparent that to do so will mean certain death to himself
and his passengers.

Larry McDonald didn't listen to his friend Phil Kimby's advice.  Don't you
make the same mistake.

Fly with friendly spies.  Untied.

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* Just in case.

Taken from NatLamp's Jan 84 issue: Little Brother is Watching You.

Paul Pomes	ihnp4!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!paul
University of Illinois, CSO