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Subject: Re: Who SAYS it's yours? - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 24-Feb-84 22:46:43 EST
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uicsl!keller    Feb 24 13:09:00 1984

In the beginning all was void.

And then there came the WORKER, but there was still much darkness.
And then a light began to glow and it grew brighter and brighter.
And soon the light became blinding and those that turned to face it
    knew death.
But the WORKERS enjoyed the warmth and came to crave more and more.
"Let us control its means of production," they said, "for then we will make it
    REALLY BRIGHT!"
However, GOD hadn't let them in on the secret of LIGHT, so they were puzzled.
First they tried chanting, "We are SOMEBODY!" but nothing happened.
Then they tried 5 year plans, and got really puzzled.
Finally, after wandering around in the dark, for the light had gone out by
     then, they found themselves with a new leader.
The new leader said, "Work harder! Absenteeism will be severly punished!"
So they threw themselves into it and were consumed.

THE END.

-Shaun (Why don't we have more fun? Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Oh, I'm a WORKER
        and that's OK. I sleep all night and I WORK all day. You can take
	this entry and shove it.)