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From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YALBJ
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Date: Mon, 20-Feb-84 14:19:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 20 14:19:00 1984
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Nf-From: hpcvrb!nathanm    Feb 20 11:19:00 1984

... sacrifice to the line-eater ...


Wait!  Don't give up.  This is an *original* light bulb
joke.  I made it up last Friday.  I suppose this entitles
me to some slice of fame in the cosmic scheme of things, but
history is rarely so kind.  After all, how many people know
who authored the original light bulb joke (I sure don't)?
How many even remember its content (it was ethnic and the
answer was 5)?  Oh well, sic transit gloria mundi (rough
translation: the bus runs late on Monday).  Anyway, here comes
an original light bulb joke:












Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?




















A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

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Nathan Meyers
{hplabs,allegra!harpo}!hp-pcd!nathanm