Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!kaufman From: kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (kaufman ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Roadsign.... - (nf) Message-ID: <6273@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-Mar-84 22:26:09 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.6273 Posted: Tue Mar 20 22:26:09 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 22-Mar-84 00:54:35 EST Lines: 13 #R:gatech:-495800:uiucdcs:9900252:000:526 uiucdcs!kaufman Mar 20 14:43:00 1984 And I'm often befuddled by the SLOW MOVING TRAFFIC signs in Pennsylvania. I often get the urge to put my car right on the center stripe and decelerate to about 20 mph so that I can do my civic duty and slow down all the moving traffic. Still, why does the sign say "moving"? One can't slow down motion- less traffic, no? Negative velocity? You should see what happens when I'm driving on I-91 north of Hartford CT and see the sign which reads: HEAVE. Ken Kaufman (uiucdcs!kaufman)