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From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Willie
Message-ID: <563@pucc-h>
Date: Wed, 29-Feb-84 01:55:26 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 29 01:55:26 1984
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I don't think this one has appeared yet:

        Willie, with some TNT,
        Blew himself to Kankakee.
        The people there said "What a mess!"
        And shipped him back by Rail Express.