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	I suppose these are really old, but here goes


	Q. How do you shoot a blue elephant with a pink elephant gun ?
	A. First you tickle the blue elephant pink . .

	Q. Why did the ant hide behind the Oak tree ?
	A. To trip the elephant.

	Q. How do you get an elephant up an Oak tree ?
	A. Make him sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow.

	Q. How do get the elephant *down* the Oak tree ?
	A. Make him sit on a leaf and wait for fall.

				Andrew Royappa
				{decvax,ucbvax,pur-ee,ihnp4}!purdue!avr