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From: ix21@sdccs6.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Warning St. Patrick's Day is Coming
Message-ID: <1235@sdccs6.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 5-Mar-84 00:46:18 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  5 00:46:18 1984
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{For exterminator's use}

St. Patrick's day is coming, and I would like to warn people new
to net.jokes that there is a certain Irish joke that is always
posted this time of year.  It seems that everyone who was not on
the net the previous St. Patrick's Day posts this very same joke.
Everyone else then has to either bear with this joke or press
the "n" key thousands of times.  Last year I had to have my terminal
repaired just to fix the "n" key.  So as a public service I am
posting that boring Irish joke in order that this joke will not
appear on the net until March 1985.

Before I tell this joke I wish to apologize to anybody who is Irish
who may be offended by this joke.  I also want to express my sincere
condolences to anyone who laughs at this joke.



The boring joke:

What is Irish and sits out in the rain?






















Patty O'Furniture (patio furniture)

Now there is no excuse for anyone to post this joke again.

David Whiteman
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