Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site felix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!bmcg!felix!tom From: tom@felix.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Condensed from the Reader's Digest Message-ID: <197@felix.UUCP> Date: Mon, 19-Mar-84 12:33:28 EST Article-I.D.: felix.197 Posted: Mon Mar 19 12:33:28 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 02:35:49 EST Organization: FileNet Corp., Costa Mesa, Ca. Lines: 28 A big moron and a little moron were standing at the edge of a cliff. One fell off. Which one was left? The one that was a little moron. (Repeat it several times). Two grave robbers decided to dig up Bethoven's coffin. After removing it from the ground, they opened it only to discover Bethoven sitting up with an eraser and a piece of paper in his hand. They asked him what he was doing. He replied, "Decomposing". I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg (no name), but I got mad at her and broke it off. "Drat" said the professor as his glass eye fell down the drain, "I've lost another pupil". Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? Or how about the guy who commited suicide by drinking a can of varnish? It was an awful sight, but a beautiful finish. If I ever figure out how to rotate a joke, I'll post my good ones.......