Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site charm.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!mhuxj!mhuxi!charm!mam From: mam@charm.UUCP (Matthew Marcus) Newsgroups: net.sf-lovers Subject: Re: Irresistable Force vs. Immovable Object Message-ID: <272@charm.UUCP> Date: Tue, 13-Mar-84 00:31:07 EST Article-I.D.: charm.272 Posted: Tue Mar 13 00:31:07 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Mar-84 07:20:57 EST References: <17428@sri-arpa.UUCP> Organization: Physics Research - AT&T Bell Labs MH Lines: 21 A _______________+ Bug <--- [______________|| | |_____| Question was asked: >>A hypothetical paradox: >>What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always >>get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who >>can't hit the broad side of a planet? >> >>tom galloway Answer: The redshirts would get killed by whatever they were down there to investigate in the first place! If that happened to be the storm troopers, then they get killed by the ricochets. If all else fails, they can always get zapped by a plant. This would leave the stormtroopers free to crack themselves up on skybikes, shoot each other, and have their idea of a good time. If you worked for Moff Tarkin, maybe that's what you'd do? {BTL}!charm!mam