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Subject: Re: cannonical collection of LBJs
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Date: Sat, 10-Mar-84 13:31:00 EST
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Q:  How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?























A:  You can  throw  away  your  light  bulbs.  Just  douse  the cat with
    gasoline,  light it up with a match,  and you'll  have all the light
    you need.