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From: rogerc@orca.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Old Joke From Playboy
Message-ID: <651@orca.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 18:06:35 EST
Article-I.D.: orca.651
Posted: Tue Feb 28 18:06:35 1984
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This joke came from Playboy magazine *years* ago.  I am reprinting it
from memory without their permission.

A young girl came home from high school one day complaining of pains in
her chest.  Her mother was concerned and called the doctor to make an
appointment for the next morning.

When they went in to see the doctor the next day, the mother explained
the problem and the doctor asked if her daughter had these problems
before.  The response was negative so the doctor began the examination.

He had the young girl sit upon the examination table and asked her to
remove her blouse and bra.  Putting his stethescope on her chest he
said, "Big breaths". 

To which the girl replied, "Yeth, and I jutht turned SICTHTEEN!"

  Mugs Away, Mate!
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