Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsl!keller From: keller@uicsl.UUCP Newsgroups: net.politics Subject: Re: Who SAYS it's yours? - (nf) Message-ID: <5853@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 24-Feb-84 22:46:43 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5853 Posted: Fri Feb 24 22:46:43 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 26-Feb-84 00:48:03 EST Lines: 25 #R:tty3b:-30900:uicsl:16300052:000:1056 uicsl!keller Feb 24 13:09:00 1984 In the beginning all was void. And then there came the WORKER, but there was still much darkness. And then a light began to glow and it grew brighter and brighter. And soon the light became blinding and those that turned to face it knew death. But the WORKERS enjoyed the warmth and came to crave more and more. "Let us control its means of production," they said, "for then we will make it REALLY BRIGHT!" However, GOD hadn't let them in on the secret of LIGHT, so they were puzzled. First they tried chanting, "We are SOMEBODY!" but nothing happened. Then they tried 5 year plans, and got really puzzled. Finally, after wandering around in the dark, for the light had gone out by then, they found themselves with a new leader. The new leader said, "Work harder! Absenteeism will be severly punished!" So they threw themselves into it and were consumed. THE END. -Shaun (Why don't we have more fun? Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Oh, I'm a WORKER and that's OK. I sleep all night and I WORK all day. You can take this entry and shove it.)