Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site azure.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!unc!mcnc!decvax!ucbvax!ucbcad!tektronix!teklds!azure!jonw From: jonw@azure.UUCP (Jonathan White) Newsgroups: net.religion Subject: Re: School prayer: opinions and replies Message-ID: <2625@azure.UUCP> Date: Mon, 19-Mar-84 18:56:19 EST Article-I.D.: azure.2625 Posted: Mon Mar 19 18:56:19 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 03:29:12 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 18 Larry Bickford has now convinced me that since it is not possible to NOT teach religion in public schools, that we should legislate it. Unfortunately, though, I disagree with Larry's choice of Christianity as our new state religion. I think that it would be much better to cram down those kid's throats the one, true religion: namely, Zorkism. Yes, dear friends, there is no longer any need to cling to a flimsy, unprovable belief system when you can have blind faith in the Great Zork. (The Great Zork is the leader of a herd of pink elephants that live on the moon.) To any of you heretics out there that doubt the divinity of the Great Zork, I issue this challenge: prove that He doesn't exist! If you can't do this one simple thing, then you reject Zorkism at your own peril. Even though Larry is doomed to roast forever in Helaphantine, I urge the rest of you to save yourselves before it's too late! Send 10% of all future income to: Jon White [decvax|ucbvax]!tektronix!tekmdp!azure!jonw