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Subject: Re: A name story
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Date: Fri, 9-Mar-84 10:43:09 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  9 10:43:09 1984
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High school gym classes are great sources for humorous stories.
The following occurred when I was in the tenth grade, also during
a roll call:

Gym Teacher (calling names):  Karapfian ?
(no response)
G.T.:  Krap-feeen ?
(no response)
G.T.:  (after several more attempts)  Is Ralph here ?
Student:  Here, Coach !
G.T:  How the h*ll do you pronounce that name ?
Student: (quietly)  ralph.