Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site umcp-cs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!eagle!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!brad From: brad@umcp-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: crucifixion jokes. (WARNING, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE) Message-ID: <6029@umcp-cs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-Mar-84 05:24:14 EST Article-I.D.: umcp-cs.6029 Posted: Tue Mar 20 05:24:14 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 01:43:20 EST Organization: Univ. of Maryland, Computer Science Dept. Lines: 28I'm posting this joke/request for a friend. She is collecting crucifixion jokes (no flames please, if you don't like these jokes, or have an objection, then read no further.) and has asked me to ask the net for any jokes that anyone has. Please **mail** me any crucifixion jokes that you may know. I'm putting 2 jokes at the bottom of this note as a sample of what is wanted. (and also to appease those who would flame this into net.jokes.d) adthanksvance b**2 arpa: brad@maryland csnet: brad%umcp-cs@csnet-relay uucp: {seismo,allegra}!umcp-cs!brad ---------------- WARNING, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE CRUCIFIXION JOKES BELOW READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ----------------- 1) Jesus walks into an inn, slaps down 3 nails, and says, "So, can you put me up for the night?" 2) Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?? A: They fall through the holes in his hands.