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From: jonw@azure.UUCP (Jonathan White)
Newsgroups: net.religion
Subject: Re: School prayer: opinions and replies
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Date: Mon, 19-Mar-84 18:56:19 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 19 18:56:19 1984
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Larry Bickford has now convinced me that since it is not possible to NOT teach
religion in public schools, that we should legislate it.  Unfortunately,
though, I disagree with Larry's choice of Christianity as our new state
religion.  I think that it would be much better to cram down those kid's 
throats the one, true religion: namely, Zorkism.  Yes, dear friends, there is 
no longer any need to cling to a flimsy, unprovable belief system when you can
have blind faith in the Great Zork.  (The Great Zork is the leader of a herd
of pink elephants that live on the moon.)  To any of you heretics out there
that doubt the divinity of the Great Zork, I issue this challenge:  prove that
He doesn't exist!  If you can't do this one simple thing, then you reject
Zorkism at your own peril.

Even though Larry is doomed to roast forever in Helaphantine, I urge the rest
of you to save yourselves before it's too late!  Send 10% of all future income
to:

			Jon White
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