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From: brad@umcp-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: crucifixion jokes.  (WARNING, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE)
Message-ID: <6029@umcp-cs.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 20-Mar-84 05:24:14 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 20 05:24:14 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 01:43:20 EST
Organization: Univ. of Maryland, Computer Science Dept.
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I'm posting this joke/request for a friend.  She is collecting crucifixion
jokes (no flames please, if you don't like these jokes, or have an
objection, then read no further.)  and has asked me to ask the net for any
jokes that anyone has.

Please **mail** me any crucifixion jokes that you may know.  I'm putting 2
jokes at the bottom of this note as a sample of what is wanted.  (and also
to appease those who would flame this into net.jokes.d)

				adthanksvance
				b**2

				arpa: 	brad@maryland
				csnet:	brad%umcp-cs@csnet-relay
				uucp:	{seismo,allegra}!umcp-cs!brad

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WARNING, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE CRUCIFIXION JOKES BELOW
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
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1)	Jesus walks into an inn, slaps down 3 nails, and says, "So, can you
	put me up for the night?"

2)	Q:  Why can't Jesus eat M&M's??
	A:  They fall through the holes in his hands.