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Subject: Little Willie - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 26-Feb-84 11:03:09 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 26 11:03:09 1984
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whuxle!eric    Feb 26 11:02:00 1984


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Little Willie, mean as hell,
pushed his sister in the well,
She's there now, the water's kilt' her,
now we have to use a filter....

Willie, bored with stealing cars,
swiped a rocket and flew to Mars.
There he persued his normal pattern
Now the Martians live on Saturn....

Willie, with a fearful curse,
threw the coffe pot at nurse.
As it hit her on the nose,
father said "How straight he throws!!"


                from the keyboard of

                eric holtman
                ihnp4!whuxle!eric