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From: wayne@mhuxl.UUCP (WILNER)
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Subject: Yet More Light Bulb Jokes
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Date: Thu, 1-Mar-84 09:18:42 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  1 09:18:42 1984
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Of course, there ARE more light bulb jokes:

How many referral agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you
to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

How many New Jerseyites does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Leave us alone -- we take enough s**t as it is.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him
down off the keg.

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out
toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

(Guess the question.)
One to hold the lightbulb, and 30,000 to spin the Vatican.

How many Californians does it take to paddle a canoe?
Six: Two to paddle, and four to go with the flow.

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