Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxle.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!mcnc!akgua!clyde!floyd!whuxle!eric From: eric@whuxle.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Little Willie - (nf) Message-ID: <261@whuxle.UUCP> Date: Sun, 26-Feb-84 11:03:09 EST Article-I.D.: whuxle.261 Posted: Sun Feb 26 11:03:09 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 26-Feb-84 23:29:42 EST Sender: eric@whuxle.UUCP Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany Lines: 28 #N:whuxle:22500004:000:546 whuxle!eric Feb 26 11:02:00 1984 << Line intentionally left non-blank >> Little Willie, mean as hell, pushed his sister in the well, She's there now, the water's kilt' her, now we have to use a filter.... Willie, bored with stealing cars, swiped a rocket and flew to Mars. There he persued his normal pattern Now the Martians live on Saturn.... Willie, with a fearful curse, threw the coffe pot at nurse. As it hit her on the nose, father said "How straight he throws!!" from the keyboard of eric holtman ihnp4!whuxle!eric