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From: lincoln@eosp1.UUCP (Dick Lincoln)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Oxymorons
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Date: Thu, 15-Mar-84 09:29:45 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 15 09:29:45 1984
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>> Oxymorons are combinations of contradictory or incongruous
>> words, used for epigrammatic effect.  I know of three, offhand:

	>> jumbo shrimp
	>> military intelligence
	>> Justice Berger

>> Surely the clever people on the net can think of many more.

You mean Oxymorons aren't net.wines subscribers who have breathed too
much pure O2 trying to cure their hangovers?  Doggone, here I thought I
had it all figured out!