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From: joelt@azure.UUCP (Joel Thorson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: undocumented opcodes
Message-ID: <2599@azure.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 5-Mar-84 14:59:44 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  5 14:59:44 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 03:20:41 EST
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To whom it may concern:

Please note the following undocumented opcodes.  Our apologies for omitting
this information from your V1.0 programmer's manual and pocket reference:

	BWC	Branch When Convenient
	DGT	Dispense Gin & Tonic
	CAR	Cancel Accounts Receivable
	SNO	Send Nukes on Overflow
	BVS	Branch & Veer South
	SFP	Send for Pizza
	CWIT	Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible
	BAP	Branch and Punt
	EOS	Erase Operating System
	SFR	Send for Reinforcements
	RIOP	Rotate I/O Ports
	BTW	Branch on Third Wednesday
	STC	Slow to Crawl
	SPB	Simulate Peanut Butter
	RDB	Replace Database with Blanks
	BU	Branch Unexpectedly
	BS	Behave Strangely
	BPP	Branch & Pull Plug
	CIC	Cash In Chips
	FC	Fry Console
	IHC	Initiate Head Crash
	MSP	Mistake Sign for Parity
	BBD	Branch on Bastille Day
	CHCJ	Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen
	BSR	Branch and Stomp Registers
	JCI	Jump to Current Instruction
	IZ	Ignore Zeroes
	ESD	Eat Shit & Die
	BOH	Branch on Humidity
	EWM	Enter Whimsy Mode
	SAS	Show Appendix Scar
	IRI	Ignore Rude Interrupts
	BDI	Branch to Data, Indirect
	BSC	Branch on Second Coming
	CWM	Compare Watt to Mussolini
	FS	Feign Sleep
	NMI	Negate Most Integers
	OMC	Obscene Message to Console
	SBE	Swap Bits Erratically
	HBW	Hang Bus & Wait
	HTS	Halt & Throw Sparks
	HTC	Halt & Toss Cookies
	HWP	Halt Without Provocation
	SJV	Scramble Jump Vectors
	CWGK	Compare Watt to Genghis Khan
	CTT	Call Time & Temperature
	TAI	Trap Absurd Inputs
	BLSH	Buy Low, Sell High
	AFR	Abort Funny Routine
	CBBR	Crash & Blow Boot ROM
	BTH	Blame Ted Hoff

Sincerely, Three Letter Computers