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From: hobbit@sunybcs.UUCP (Thomas Pellitieri)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Bumper Snickers
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Date: Wed, 21-Mar-84 10:06:27 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 21 10:06:27 1984
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A few of my favorite bumper stickers that I have seen are:

	"More People have died in Ted Kennedy's Car than in my Ford Pinto"

	"Nuclear Factories are built better than Jane Fonda"

And, on a Volkswagon Beetle:

	"When I grow up I want to be a Cadillac"

'' Nuke your food -- Use a Microwave ``

-- 
				-The Parker Hobbit
				 a.k.a. Thomas R. Pellitieri

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