Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site burdvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!sb1!sb6!bpa!burdvax!coltoff From: coltoff@burdvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Nutritionist jokes Message-ID: <1527@burdvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 2-Mar-84 08:38:02 EST Article-I.D.: burdvax.1527 Posted: Fri Mar 2 08:38:02 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 4-Mar-84 00:40:26 EST References: <220@intelca.UUCP> Organization: System Development Corporation, Paoli PA Lines: 13 Whenever I try to tell jokes about food or nutrition I find myself floundering for things to say. It is one topic I am getting better at. After all when it comes to wasting time throwing puns back and forth I'm game. I rarely say foul about anybody's paltry attempt at humor. The best case of a food pun I can remember was a co-workers' comments to a nature nut. He said, 'Gee Tim, the person who got you interested in wild mushrooms must have been a real fun guy'. Yes I know BOO HISS. Well anyway it is time to sign off. We are telling bird jokes today and it is my tern. -- Joel Coltoff {presby,bpa,psuvax}!burdvax!coltoff (215)648-7258