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From: jamcmullan@watmath.UUCP (Judy McMullan)
Newsgroups: net.women.only
Subject: Re: static cling
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Date: Tue, 13-Mar-84 11:59:57 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 13 11:59:57 1984
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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    >I think that "Static Cling" is another of those horrible problems of
    >modern civilization invented by the Madison Avenue types.  Somewhat
    >like "Body Odor" and "Halitosis".  For millions of years human beings
    >just plain SMELLED occasionally, until some clever ad person discovered
    >that by "inventing" these two horrid conditions billions of dollars
    >could be made.

Wrong. It really exists. It is only a PROBLEM if one doesn't like to crackle
while walking and attract a lot of dust and hair to one's clothing...

    >If you REALLY want to "de-static" your clothes, expose yourself to
    >strong ionizing radiation.  Perhaps that's how the "static cling fixers"
    >do it!!!

Brilliant solution. A lot more practical than Shelley's information.

    >  Bob "sorry I'm a man, but nature did it to me" Gian...

Yeah, but you proved you are you don't know what you are talking about,
all by yourself.

    --Judy McMullan