Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site orca.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!we13!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!orca!thomasm From: thomasm@orca.UUCP (Thomas Malone) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Lightbulb Message-ID: <676@orca.UUCP> Date: Tue, 6-Mar-84 03:35:05 EST Article-I.D.: orca.676 Posted: Tue Mar 6 03:35:05 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Mar-84 13:28:39 EST Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 18 In San Diego there is a rather ritzy area named "La Jolla" (pronounced "la-hoy-ya") that brings the following to mind... Q. How many La Jollans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two...One to change the light bulb and one to mix the martinees! Along the same line (this really is a wealthy community) ... La Jolla was at one time considering the purchase of several Mercedes Benz autos to be used as police cars, but the citizens convinced the town council not to purchase the automobiles (that part is true). They objected on the basis that the vehicles would blend in with the normal traffic so well that the cars were considered "undercover" vehicles, which the citizens wanted no part of! Tom (please forgive me, its late at night) Malone ..!tektronix!orca!thomasm