Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site CS-Arthur Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!CS-Arthur!avr From: avr@CS-Arthur Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: olifants Message-ID: <666@CS-Arthur> Date: Wed, 21-Mar-84 12:43:04 EST Article-I.D.: CS-Arthu.666 Posted: Wed Mar 21 12:43:04 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 22-Mar-84 04:20:13 EST Sender: avr@CS-Arthu Organization: Department of Computer Science, Purdue University Lines: 19 x I suppose these are really old, but here goes Q. How do you shoot a blue elephant with a pink elephant gun ? A. First you tickle the blue elephant pink . . Q. Why did the ant hide behind the Oak tree ? A. To trip the elephant. Q. How do you get an elephant up an Oak tree ? A. Make him sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow. Q. How do get the elephant *down* the Oak tree ? A. Make him sit on a leaf and wait for fall. Andrew Royappa {decvax,ucbvax,pur-ee,ihnp4}!purdue!avr