Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.08 10/3/83; site psuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!psuvax!bobgian From: bobgian@psuvax.UUCP (Bob Giansiracusa) Newsgroups: net.women.only Subject: Re: Static Cling Message-ID: <816@psuvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 10-Mar-84 16:14:28 EST Article-I.D.: psuvax.816 Posted: Sat Mar 10 16:14:28 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 11-Mar-84 06:52:20 EST References: <491@abnjh.UUCP> <201@sjuvax.UUCP> Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ. Lines: 18 I think that "Static Cling" is another of those horrible problems of modern civilization invented by the Madison Avenue types. Somewhat like "Body Odor" and "Halitosis". For millions of years human beings just plain SMELLED occasionally, until some clever ad person discovered that by "inventing" these two horrid conditions billions of dollars could be made. If you REALLY want to "de-static" your clothes, expose yourself to strong ionizing radiation. Perhaps that's how the "static cling fixers" do it!!! Bob "sorry I'm a man, but nature did it to me" Gian... Bob Giansiracusa (Dept of Computer Science, Penn State Univ, 814-865-9507) Arpa: bobgian%PSUVAX1.BITNET@Berkeley Bitnet: bobgian@PSUVAX1.BITNET CSnet: bobgian@penn-state.CSNET UUCP: bobgian@psuvax.UUCP -or- allegra!psuvax!bobgian USnail: 333 Whitmore Lab, Penn State Univ, University Park, PA 16802