Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site rabbit.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!alice!rabbit!wolit From: wolit@rabbit.UUCP (Jan Wolitzky) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: W.C. Fields joke Message-ID: <2605@rabbit.UUCP> Date: Tue, 13-Mar-84 14:12:54 EST Article-I.D.: rabbit.2605 Posted: Tue Mar 13 14:12:54 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 14-Mar-84 07:39:52 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 10 [The following appeared at the end of my Algorithms midterm -- don't ask!] W.C. Fields is playing cards with several seedy characters; most of the money on the table is in front of Fields. A wealthy, adventurous young man walks in. Young man (rubbing his hands together in obvious excitement): "Is this a game of chance?" Fields: "Not the way I play."