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Subject: Re: Room for Rent/ in HO/LZ area - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 11-Mar-84 03:33:34 EST
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uiucuxc!paul    Mar 10 18:51:00 1984

Redbank is located yonder beyond the pale.  HO is a very small town with
even smaller trains.  LZ used to be the Ronald Reagan Home for the
Malignant Twits, but was re-tooled during the War to produce coffee urns.

No one would really want to live there - the squirrels are mean and have
reputations for dry-gulching small dogs.  Honestly, what can you expect
of a town that has no attack cats?  No cupro-nickel barbed wire stores?
Or wombat concentration camps?  Oh yes, we've dealt with the wombat problem.
They're so gullible, our agents infiltrated their organization within the
week of their arrival.  A few incidents, a little tainted money, some
planted antelope droppings -- they were all deported to New Jersey less
than a month later.  "Good riddance," we said.  

Pardon me, the dragons are at the door again.

Paul Pomes, ihnp4!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!paul
University of Illinois, CSO