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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Illegal IDs - Come ON!
Message-ID: <216@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 15-Mar-84 11:49:43 EST
Article-I.D.: tpvax.216
Posted: Thu Mar 15 11:49:43 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 17-Mar-84 03:47:39 EST
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA
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< fool the wombat >

OK, Dan, I'll move the acetylene bottle over hear next to the smurf -- you
give him his nitro enema. All set? Ok, let's attach the torch to the robot
arm...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FLAME ON !! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

For the Kenff and others who may desire to conduct illegal activities via
this network: There are certainly all kinds of ways to obtain bastard ids,
and this article is in no way intended to condone these activities. Also,
none of this reflects any opinion or policy of my employer. 

With *that* out of the way, one of the more ingenious methods of getting a
'falsey' was devised by Tom Haydn, who as you may recall eventually married
an exercise teacher. Tom's method was to scan a newspaper in a small town
library for the approximate date of your own birth. Look for infants who had
died shortly after birth. Now apply to the town hall for a birth certificate
in that name. No ID is needed to obtain a birth certificate most places. How
could they, since this is the *basic* id required. Using it, you may apply
for a Social Security card, driver's license, and from there on to a
passport, union card, unemployment office registration, in fact if you like,
you can even get a draft card in your new identity.

<<< smurf destroyed >>>

PLEASE do not use the network for the discussion of illegal activities.

Your Friend and Mine,

Gary Benson		     [1;1m==========================[0m
John Fluke Mfg. Co.	     [1;1mILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM[0m
Everett, WA, USA  98275	     [1;1m==========================[0m


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