Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site trwrb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!eagle!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrb!suhre From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Untitled Message-ID: <701@trwrb.UUCP> Date: Fri, 2-Mar-84 11:48:35 EST Article-I.D.: trwrb.701 Posted: Fri Mar 2 11:48:35 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 5-Mar-84 01:12:00 EST Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA Lines: 20 There were three men waiting for entry at the pearly gates. St. Peter addressed the first one. "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Five times", he replied. "Very good" said St. Peter. "You may have this Cadillac to drive around in." The second man, when queried, responded "Twice". Again St. Peter said "Excellent. You may have this Mercedes to drive around in." The third man said "I've always been faithful, never cheated". St. Peter said "Marvelous. You may have this Rolls Royce to drive around in." A few days later the first two men came upon the third man parked by the side of the road. He had his head on the steering wheel and was sobbing almost uncontrollably. They approached him and asked "What's the trouble?" He answered, "I just saw my wife go by on a MoPed!"