Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsrgv.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!spoo From: spoo@utcsrgv.UUCP (Suk Lee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Second honeymoon (slightly offensive to Greeks) Message-ID: <3373@utcsrgv.UUCP> Date: Mon, 27-Feb-84 14:24:31 EST Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.3373 Posted: Mon Feb 27 14:24:31 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 27-Feb-84 14:28:43 EST Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto Lines: 46 <> After 25 years of marriage, a couple decided that since it was a special occasion they would celebrate by having a second honeymoon. The husband told his wife "Leave everything up to me... it'll be perfect". And she did. To make their second honeymoon especially romantic, the husband decided to duplicate their first honeymoon exactly. He arranged for them to take exactly the same train at exactly the same time as before, and to stay in the same room at the same hotel. On the way there, he contentedly told his wife of all the preparations that he had made. When they got to the hotel restaurant the husband exactly the same meal that they had had 25 years before. Naturally, his wife was both impressed and touched by it all. After their meal, they retired to the room that they had started life together in (this was a *long* time ago: ed.). The wife said "let me take a shower: I'll be right out" and went into the bathroom. The husband lay down on the bed with an expectant smile on his face. When she finally came out, he said: "My darling, when you came out of the bathroom 25 years ago, you looked like a beauty queen. And you still do" Then he went into the bathroom to prepare for the evening ahead. When he came out she said: "My darling, when you came out of the bathroom 25 years ago, you looked like a Greek God. Now you just look like a Goddamn Greek" -- From the pooped paws of: Suk Lee ..!{decvax,linus,allegra,ihnp4}!utcsrgv!spoo