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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: "Re: Famous People I'd Like to Meet - (nf)"
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Date: Thu, 23-Feb-84 19:36:31 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 23 19:36:31 1984
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I guess nearly everyone, at one time or another, has met the Wire kids
(Robert and Barbara).  I personally used to know a guy named Red Byrd,
but I never met his cousin Jay.  Somehow, U.T. Students' Attorney
Mina (long i) Loomis escaped being born into that family, fortunately
for her.  I never got to meet the character SW Bell listed on South
Congress as L. P. Gass, and it seems he's left town now; too bad.
Then there's poor old John Ash, whose friends tried awfully hard to
refrain from calling him Jack Ash.

But there are lots of people I'd like to meet, like Brian Pickles and
his brother Dale.  I've heard of a young lady, reputedly one of the
primmest and properest you'd ever hope to meet, misleadingly labeled
Helen Wheels.  Then there's the schizoid woman with the endogenous
personality conflict; her name is Jacqueline Hyde.  Her husband is
none other than that famous mass murderer, Cy N. Hyde.

I can't resist the temptation to reveal that this department has a
secretary named Helen Bach.  How her existence has remained shrouded
in secrecy all this time is a mystery to me, because everyone who has
actually accomplished anything useful around here has been to her
several times.
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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