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From: 5262di15@sjuvax.UUCP (iannucci)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Apple joke (rot 13)
Message-ID: <190@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 12:39:58 EST
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.190
Posted: Tue Feb 28 12:39:58 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 06:15:28 EST
Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa.
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          N snezre ragrerq n cngrag bssvpr naq gbyq gur zna gurer 
   gung ur unq na nccyr gung ur jnagrq gb cngrag. "Lbh pna'g cngrag
   na nccyr", gur zna fnvq, "vg'f n sehvg!". "Ohg guvf bar'f qvssrerag,"
   gur snezre fnvq naq gbbx bar bhg bs uvf onfxrg naq tnir vg gb gur zna.
   Gur zna ovg vg naq fnvq, "Guvf gnfgrf whfg yvxr n abezny nccyr."  "Abj
   ghea vg nebhaq," fnvq gur snezre.  Gur zna ovg gur bgure fvqr bs gur
   nccyr naq fnvq, "JBJ!! Guvf gnfgrf yvxr n crne!" "Gel nabgure," fnvq gur
   snezre, tvivat uvz nabgure sebz gur onfxrg. "Guvf bar gnfgrf yvxr na 
   benatr!", fnvq gur zna, naq, ovgvat gur bgure fvqr, "naq guvf vf n onanan!
   Guvf vf gur zbfg vaperqvoyr guvat V'ir rire frra!"
                "Url yvfgra," ur pbagvahrq, "qb lbh unir nal gung gnfgr yvxr
   chffl?" "Fher, ubyq ba, "fnvq gur snezre, ernpuvat vagb gur onfxrg, "gel 
   guvf."
       Gur zna fcng bhg gur cvrpr ur unq ovggra bss va qvfthfg. "GUVF GNFGRF
   YVXR FUVG!!!" ur fnvq. "Ghea vg nebhaq!" fnvq gur snezre.


                         V pbhyqa'g erfvfg,
                             Gur Qvegl Ivpne     !fwhink!5262qv15
                                 (Qvq V gryy lbh guvf bar, Jnlar?)