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From: donn@sdchema.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: 'From now on...'
Message-ID: <1066@sdchema.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 29-Feb-84 03:23:52 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 29 03:23:52 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 07:35:37 EST
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I came in the other day and found that someone had clipped a page from
the Wall Street Journal and posted it (appropriately) on a wall in the
front hall.  What it was was an obnoxious full-page advertisement from
your friend and mine, AT&T.  Someone had altered the ad slightly with a
felt-tip pen, however, so that under the immense

				  UNIX

banner, the slogan read

			UNIX SYSTEM V.  FROM AT&T.

		  FROM NOW ON, CONSIDER IT sub-STANDARD.

Of course the coupon with the three boxes for answering 'UNIX System
Licensee?' was checked off with 'Don't know'...

I don't have the 'specially prepared booklet',

Donn Seeley    UCSD Chemistry Dept.       ucbvax!sdcsvax!sdchema!donn