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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
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Subject: Answers to Verbal Ability Quiz
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Date: Mon, 12-Mar-84 08:22:18 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 12 08:22:18 1984
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	As promised, here are the answers to the verbal ability quiz
posted last week:


1.  What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
	intercourse?  (talk)

2.  What is that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
	(legs)

3.  What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
      (a twenty dollar bill)

4.  What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? (firetruck)

5.  Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, 
      one of which is a word for woman?  (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6.  What does a dog do that you can step into? (pants)

7.  What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you
	can't get one you use your hands?  (fork)

8.  What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
	fat?  (Almond Joy candy bar)

9.  What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
	birdcages?  (grit)

10.  What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife
	after they're married?  (last name)

11.  What word starts with c, ends with t, and is synonymous with
	pussy?  (cat)

12.  What is that is the first thing to hang out when a man takes his
	pants off in a hotel room?  (the Do Not Disturb sign)

13.  What does a man have that gets bigger if it is properly
	stimulated?  (the pupil of the eye)

14.  What does a man have in trousers that a lady doesn't want in her
	face?  (wrinkles)

16.  What's wrinkled and smells like ginger?  (Fred Astaire's face)

17.  What goes in white and clean and comes out soiled and smelly?
 	(politician)

18.  What do you do with an elephant with three balls?  (walk him and
	pitch to the giraffe)