Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Answers to Verbal Ability Quiz Message-ID: <676@seismo.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Mar-84 08:22:18 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.676 Posted: Mon Mar 12 08:22:18 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 13-Mar-84 08:13:58 EST Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 55 As promised, here are the answers to the verbal ability quiz posted last week: 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? (talk) 2. What is that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? (legs) 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? (a twenty dollar bill) 4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? (firetruck) 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for woman? (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? (pants) 7. What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you use your hands? (fork) 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? (Almond Joy candy bar) 9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? (grit) 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? (last name) 11. What word starts with c, ends with t, and is synonymous with pussy? (cat) 12. What is that is the first thing to hang out when a man takes his pants off in a hotel room? (the Do Not Disturb sign) 13. What does a man have that gets bigger if it is properly stimulated? (the pupil of the eye) 14. What does a man have in trousers that a lady doesn't want in her face? (wrinkles) 16. What's wrinkled and smells like ginger? (Fred Astaire's face) 17. What goes in white and clean and comes out soiled and smelly? (politician) 18. What do you do with an elephant with three balls? (walk him and pitch to the giraffe)