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From: dand@tekigm.UUCP (Dan C. Duval)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more regional jokes
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Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 17:09:35 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 21 17:09:35 1984
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I received a few responses to my last Texan joke. I assume these people
wish to remain anonymous since no names were attached to the ones that had
jokes in them (as opposed to those that were just obscene flames.)


Q: Why doesn't Texas float out into the Gulf of Mexico?

A: Oklahoma sucks.


Q: Why does California have AIDS and Colorado has Texans?

A: California had first choice.

Once again, these are not my jokes and I don't have the names of the actuals
so please don't flame me.

Dan C Duval
ISI Engineering
Tektronix,Inc

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