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From: hbb@hou5a.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Military Intensive (toilet) training
Message-ID: <534@hou5a.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 12-Mar-84 08:29:25 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 12 08:29:25 1984
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Friday's (or was it Saturday's) issue of the newspaper  The  Home
News   (a   local   N.J.   paper),  featured  an  editorial  that
described  a new military weapon recently  tested.   The   weapon
was   some   kind   of   super  sophisticated   missile  launcher
designed to home  in  on  propellers  of   flying   machines   (I
suppose  that  refers  to  helicopters.)

Well it seems that the product test showed that the missles  did,
in   fact,   home  in  on  propellers.  However, in this case the
propeller happened to be part of a ventilation unit of a  latrine
(ie: a fan!)
-- 
Harlan B. Braude
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