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From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Untitled
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Date: Fri, 2-Mar-84 11:48:35 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  2 11:48:35 1984
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There were three men waiting for entry at the pearly gates.
St. Peter addressed the first one.  "How many times did you
cheat on your wife?"

"Five times", he replied.  "Very good" said St. Peter.  "You
may have this Cadillac to drive around in."

The second man, when queried, responded "Twice".  Again St.
Peter said "Excellent.  You may have this Mercedes to drive
around in."

The third man said "I've always been faithful, never cheated".
St. Peter said "Marvelous.  You may have this Rolls Royce to
drive around in."

A few days later the first two men came upon the third man
parked by the side of the road.  He had his head on the steering
wheel and was sobbing almost uncontrollably.  They approached
him and asked "What's the trouble?"  He answered, "I just saw
my wife go by on a MoPed!"