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From: megna@roll.DEC (Fred Megna HL01-1/P06)
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Subject: more boring computer jokes "sigh"
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Date: Wed, 21-Mar-84 12:26:11 EST
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Quiz time...

1. Who invented the computer?
	a. Mr. Chips
	b. E.T.
	c. Marquis de Sade

2. What are microchips?
	a. What a herd of micros leave on the prairie.
	b. What you eat with microdip.
	c. The reason you had to take all those computer literacy courses.

3. What is a floppy disk?
	a. A painful lower-back condition.
	b. An album that didn't sell.
	c. A great frisbee.

4. What is the first thing you associate with computers?
	a. Bill Cosby commercials
	b. Eyestrain, headaches.
	c. Annoying beeps.
	d. Three tons of printout where once there was a 3-page report.
	e. All of the above.

5. What is FORTRAN?
	a. Between 3 and 5 tran.
	b. How to get computers excited before interface.
	c. Ridiculous.

6. What is Pascal?
	a. A leafy vegetable.
	b. A foot fungus.
	c. A city in southern France.
	d. None of the above.

7. When you need consulting help in deciding what to do with your 
computer, what organization do you think of?
	a. IBM
	b. FBI
	c. PLO

8. What is the most important computer peripheral?
	a. Bill Cosby.
	b. Someone to operate the computer for you.
	c. Aspirin.

[from an ad for the "Unofficial I Hate Computers Book", Hayden Book Co.]


	Fred Megna
	Digital Equipment Corp.
	77 Reed Rd.
	HL01-1/P06
	Hudson,Ma.01749