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From: bill@dual.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Funny company mottos
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Date: Mon, 12-Mar-84 00:05:03 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 12 00:05:03 1984
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    Seeing all the strange names posted lately makes me think about
strange company mottos that I have seen. Example....
    
    As a youth I remember seeing a fleet of septic pumping trucks owned by
a company called John Cobb. Big red trucks with a picture of an outhouse and
a corncobb on the side. Their motto:

	It may be sewage to you... but it's bread and butter to us!

    Or how about in the L.A. area, the firm known as Jack Rabbit Press.
Their motto is:
	
	Fast reproductions.

    There are some others that I can't remember right now, but someday...

Bill Kanawyer
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