Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 12/4/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!rlgvax!guy From: guy@rlgvax.UUCP (Guy Harris) Newsgroups: net.tv Subject: Re: Carson just wants to have fun Message-ID: <1816@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Sun, 18-Mar-84 13:45:39 EST Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1816 Posted: Sun Mar 18 13:45:39 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 00:49:25 EST References: <6836@brunix.UUCP> <9100003@hp-pcd.UUCP> Organization: CCI Office Systems Group, Reston, VA Lines: 13 The version I heard of the Mrs. Arnold Palmer story was that he asked her whether she had any special good-luck gesture for Arnold; she replied, "Yes, I kiss his balls." Johnny's reply was "Well, I'll bet that makes his putter stand up on end!". The other Carson story involved Eva (or maybe Zsa Zsa) Gabor, who was sitting in the primary guest chair with a cat in her lap. She asked Johnny, "Would you like to play with (or maybe pet -gh) my pussy?" Johnny's reply was "Yes, if you get that cat off your lap first!" Are these apocryphal or does somebody have evidence that they actually happened? Guy Harris {seismo,ihnp4,allegra}!rlgvax!guy