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From: jgpo@iwu1c.UUCP (John, KA9MNK)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Pithy saying
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Date: Wed, 14-Mar-84 16:42:08 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 14 16:42:08 1984
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The definitive explanation of life:


	Life is like eating a grapefruit: first you have to break
	through the skin, then it takes a couple of bites to get
	used to the taste, and, just when you're beginning to enjoy
	it, it squirts you in the eye.