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From: arndt@squirt.DEC
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: self defense tips for women
Message-ID: <6153@decwrl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 9-Mar-84 15:17:01 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  9 15:17:01 1984
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o practice projectile vomiting

o carry paste on chancres

o master moving your bowels on command (won't work for feminists and other
    anal retentive types)

o have an opinion on everything and make sure that every man in the area knows
    it (act like a JAP)

o claim to carry AIDS

o eat lots of sweets

o subscribe to net.women

Warning:  only try one or two of the above - more than that leaves you open
          to attempted murder

            
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