Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site cwruecmp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hpda!fortune!amd70!decwrl!decvax!cwruecmp!kadkade From: kadkade@cwruecmp.UUCP (Sudhir Kadkade) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Yet another parrot joke! Message-ID: <1041@cwruecmp.UUCP> Date: Fri, 24-Feb-84 08:29:29 EST Article-I.D.: cwruecmp.1041 Posted: Fri Feb 24 08:29:29 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 15:17:04 EST Organization: CWRU Computer Engr. Cleveland, Ohio Lines: 20 A certain enthnic typedecided to buy himself a parrot. Having got one, he showed it off to a bunch of friends at a party. Unfortunately during the course of this, the parrot fell into the cheese dip. Stash didn't think much of this and said he would give the bird a bath the next day. His guests tried to convince him not to considering the fragility of the tiny bird, but Stash would hear none of it. The next day he phoned one of the guests: Stash: I bathed the parrot yesterday, but he didn't make it, so I buried him in our backyard. The-one-time-Guest-of-Stash's: (the usual I-told-you-so's). Stash: No, he was OK after the bath and looked real clean but dizzy, but the poor guy did not make through the drier. Sudhir D. Kadkade (decvax!cwruecmp!kadkade) (kadkade.case@rand-relay) Sudhir D. Kadkade (decvax!cwruecmp!kadkade) (kadkade.case@rand-relay)