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From: coltoff@burdvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Nutritionist jokes
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Date: Fri, 2-Mar-84 08:38:02 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  2 08:38:02 1984
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Whenever I try to tell jokes about food or nutrition I find myself 
floundering for things to say. It is one topic I am getting better
at. After all when it comes to wasting time throwing puns back and
forth I'm game. I rarely say foul about anybody's paltry attempt at
humor. The best case of a food pun I can remember was a co-workers'
comments to a nature nut. He said, 'Gee Tim, the person who got you
interested in wild mushrooms must have been a real fun guy'. Yes I
know BOO HISS. Well anyway it is time to sign off. We are telling
bird jokes today and it is my tern.
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	Joel Coltoff	{presby,bpa,psuvax}!burdvax!coltoff
			(215)648-7258