Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!decwrl!rhea!squirt!arndt From: arndt@squirt.DEC Newsgroups: net.women Subject: self defense tips for women Message-ID: <6153@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Mar-84 15:17:01 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.6153 Posted: Fri Mar 9 15:17:01 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Mar-84 13:22:09 EST Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 21 o practice projectile vomiting o carry paste on chancres o master moving your bowels on command (won't work for feminists and other anal retentive types) o have an opinion on everything and make sure that every man in the area knows it (act like a JAP) o claim to carry AIDS o eat lots of sweets o subscribe to net.women Warning: only try one or two of the above - more than that leaves you open to attempted murder (unsigned trash)