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From: spaf@gatech.UUCP (Gene Spafford)
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Subject: Re: RE: New Sexual Technique
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Date: Sun, 26-Feb-84 12:06:55 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 26 12:06:55 1984
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Well, I think we all owe Rich Rosen a hearty "thank you" for his safety
tips.  However, I think I should make a few additional points based on
personal experience which may also aid some of you who are attempting
this technique.

First of all, if you're using a compact car, a giraffe won't do without
considerably more trauma than you'd probably wish to induce.  A llama
is an acceptable substitute.  In a pinch, you can make do with two
collies, but the effect is hardly the same.

Next, remember that water and electricity don't mix well.  The toaster
oven should be unplugged after use, especially if you're skipping the
step with the ratchet wrench and whipped cream and moving directly to
the water-pik and bunny slippers.

Under NO circumstances use CRUNCHY peanut butter -- the little chunks
of peanuts can irritate the skin of the gila lizard to the point where
it will sulk and refuse to pull the feather boa when you need it.  As
you can well imagine, this can result in the candle burning through the
parachute too soon, and you'll need some of the escape equipment that
Rich noted.

I prefer maple syrup to pineapple/apricot lotion, but that's a matter
of personal preferences.  I'd advise against the syrup, or using honey
if you're outside, because the bees tend to distract the quail.

You can substitute crazy glue (but obviously not thumb tacks!) for the
masking tape, but not if you want to use the piano again.

That's all I can remember at the moment -- when done properly, the
whole thing tends to cause blank spots in your memory (usually no more
than a week, although one young lady I tried it with still hasn't quite
regained consciousness).  Enjoy, and remember, no one likes to sleep in
the wet spot -- be considerate of the others and clean up afterwards;
no more than a roll of Bounty should be needed.
-- 
Off the Wall of Gene Spafford
The Clouds Project, School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA 30332
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