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From: megna@roll.DEC (Fred Megna HL01-1/P06)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: so ya think your tired hu !!
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Date: Tue, 20-Mar-84 13:51:52 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 20 13:51:52 1984
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			ARE YOU TIRED
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	We have run across some absolutely irrefutable
	statistics that show exactly why you are tired.
	And brother, it's no wonder your tired either.
	There aren't as many people actually working as
	you may have thought. At least not according to
	the survey recently completed.
	The population of this country is 200 million,
	84 million over 60 years of age, which leaves
	116 million to do the work. People under 20
	years of age total 76 million, which leaves
	40 million to do the work.
	There are 22 million who are employed by the
	goverment, which leaves 18 million to do the
	work. Four million are in the armed forces,
	which leaves 14 million to do the work. Deduct
	13,800,000 the number in state and city offices,
	leaving 188,000 in hospitals,insane asylums,etc.,so
	that leaves 12,00 to do the work.
	Now it may interest you to know that there are
	11,998 people in jail, so that leaves just 2 people
	to carry the load. That's you and me -- and brother,
	I'm getting tired of doing everything myself!!!



	Fred Megna
	Digital Equipment Corp.
	77 Reed Rd.
	HL01-1/P06
	Hudson,Ma.01507