Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!eagle!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!uoregon!uo-vax1!keldsen From: keldsen@uo-vax1.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Unichrome (song) Message-ID: <34100007@uo-vax1.UUCP> Date: Sun, 4-Mar-84 21:52:00 EST Article-I.D.: uo-vax1.34100007 Posted: Sun Mar 4 21:52:00 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 9-Mar-84 00:58:04 EST Organization: Univ of Oregon - Eugene, OR Lines: 44 Nf-ID: #N:uo-vax1:34100007:000:1087 Nf-From: uo-vax1!keldsen Mar 4 18:52:00 1984 <> Unichrome by Dave Keldsen Sung to the tune of Kodakchrome*, by Paul Simon When I think back On all the crap I learned in COBOL It's a wonder I can code at all And yet my lack of structure really hasn't hurt me none I can do it with breaks and kernel calls. Chorus: Unichrome It give us the nice big inode Write out those nice big files Fill up the disk and that's o.k. (oh yeah) I got a C compiler I love to run 'a.out' So mama don't take my Unichrome away. If you take all the code I wrote When I wrote in Pascal And brought it all over To Unichrome I know it'd never run Never even compile Everything looks worse With BEGIN and END. (Chorus) ------------------- Disclaimers and trademarks: 1. Kodakchrome is a registered trademark for color film by Kodak, Inc. 2. Unichrome looks suspiciously like a trademark, but isn't, 'cuz I just made it up. 3. I never learned COBOL, and don't want to!! 4. Hey, it's just a joke, not a philosophical treatise. "Dak" Dave Keldsen {hp-pcd,hpcvra,tektronix}!uoregon!uo-vax1!keldsen