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From: glen@intelca.UUCP (Glen Shires)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Nutritionist jokes
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Date: Wed, 29-Feb-84 03:00:20 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 29 03:00:20 1984
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what do you say to a door to door nutrition sales person when they come to your
door?      

Nothing...you "invitamin".....i.e.for a granola bar...ha ha ha...uh...well?

Seriously, I am soliciting for some truly awesome nutrition jokes - 
does anybody have one I can swallow?

Julie