Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!hpfcla!rmd From: rmd@hpfcla.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: cannonical collection of LBJs Message-ID: <2000011@hpfcla.UUCP> Date: Sat, 10-Mar-84 13:31:00 EST Article-I.D.: hpfcla.2000011 Posted: Sat Mar 10 13:31:00 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 6-Mar-84 04:06:26 EST References: <938@vax2.UUCP> Organization: Hewlett-Packard Fort Collins Systems Division - Fort Collins, CO Lines: 27 Nf-ID: #R:vax2:-93800:hpfcla:2000011:000:241 Nf-From: hpfcla!rmd Mar 3 10:31:00 1984 Q: How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb? A: You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need.