Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: High School Errors Message-ID: <653@seismo.UUCP> Date: Tue, 6-Mar-84 05:53:00 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.653 Posted: Tue Mar 6 05:53:00 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 7-Mar-84 07:14:41 EST Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 14 There was a whole book of schoolchild errors, published long ago by Pocket Books. I can only remember three: Cave Canem: Beware! I may sing (cantem is the future conditional of cantare) Newton's Third Law: It is illegal to drive more than 5 mph in a cemetery. When the American forces reached the top of Bunker Hill, they threw up their breakfasts.