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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
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Subject: High School Errors
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Date: Tue, 6-Mar-84 05:53:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar  6 05:53:00 1984
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	There was a whole book of schoolchild errors, published long
ago by Pocket Books.  I can only remember three:

Cave Canem:	Beware! I may sing (cantem is the future conditional
			of cantare)

Newton's Third Law:  It is illegal to drive more than 5 mph in a
cemetery.

When the American forces reached the top of Bunker Hill, they threw up
their breakfasts.