Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site hou5a.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!drutx!drux3!houxe!hogpc!houti!ariel!hou5f!hou5g!hou5h!hou5a!hbb From: hbb@hou5a.UUCP Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Military Intensive (toilet) training Message-ID: <534@hou5a.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Mar-84 08:29:25 EST Article-I.D.: hou5a.534 Posted: Mon Mar 12 08:29:25 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 13-Mar-84 08:22:29 EST Organization: AT&T Information Systems Laboratories, Holmdel, NJ Lines: 14 Friday's (or was it Saturday's) issue of the newspaper The Home News (a local N.J. paper), featured an editorial that described a new military weapon recently tested. The weapon was some kind of super sophisticated missile launcher designed to home in on propellers of flying machines (I suppose that refers to helicopters.) Well it seems that the product test showed that the missles did, in fact, home in on propellers. However, in this case the propeller happened to be part of a ventilation unit of a latrine (ie: a fan!) -- Harlan B. Braude {allegra,harpo,hogpc,ihnp4,zehntel,ucbvax,sdcsvax,eagle,burl}!hou5a!hbb