Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site intelca.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!intelca!glen From: glen@intelca.UUCP (Glen Shires) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Nutritionist jokes Message-ID: <220@intelca.UUCP> Date: Wed, 29-Feb-84 03:00:20 EST Article-I.D.: intelca.220 Posted: Wed Feb 29 03:00:20 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 2-Mar-84 07:50:11 EST Organization: Intel, Santa Clara, Ca. Lines: 9 what do you say to a door to door nutrition sales person when they come to your door? Nothing...you "invitamin".....i.e.for a granola bar...ha ha ha...uh...well? Seriously, I am soliciting for some truly awesome nutrition jokes - does anybody have one I can swallow? Julie