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Subject: Olympics--which event are entered in???
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Date: Thu, 15-Mar-84 17:02:39 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 15 17:02:39 1984
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    There were three men (German, English, and Polish) who were trying 
to decide how to get to the Olympics, since none of them had any money 
to pay for the airfare.  The Englishman decided to be clever.  He put 
his warm-up suit on and bought a javilin.  He walked up to the flight 
attendant for the next flight to the U.S. and said, "England. Javilin."  
The flight attendant said, "That is your plane over there. Good luck!"  

The German and the Pole were quite impressed. The German decided to go 
to a sporting goods store and buy a discus and warm-up suit.  He got 
dressed and carried the discus to another flight attendant and said, 
"Germany. Discus."  She directed him to the proper plane and he boarded.  

The Pole was so impressed, he decided he would try to do them same thing.  
He went to a hardware store and bought some barbed wire.  He then went 
home, dug out his red bikini shorts, put them on and wrapped the wire 
around him.  He waddled up to the flight attendant and said, 


"Poland. Fencing!"