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From: fish@ihu1g.UUCP (Bob Fishell)
Newsgroups: net.audio
Subject: Re: Extra speakers and audio myths
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Date: Thu, 22-Mar-84 18:40:28 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 22 18:40:28 1984
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(oo)
Having carefully considered the facts in this case, it's my opinion that
an extra, 4" speaker in the listening room has precisely the same effect
on sound as that awful oxide coating that develops on the few millimeters
of exposed wire that occur when beneath-contempt 16 ga. lamp cord is used
in place of Monster Cable.  Furthermore, the effect is identical to what
occurs when Beethoven quartets are played when Saturn is in that composer's
birth sign, or during full moons after an early spring when an unusual number
of toads are sighted in migration.  Why didn't our parents warn us about such
perils?
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                               Bob Fishell
                               ihnp4!ihu1g!fish