Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site iwu1c.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!harpo!ihnp4!iwu1c!jgpo From: jgpo@iwu1c.UUCP (John, KA9MNK) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Pithy saying Message-ID: <218@iwu1c.UUCP> Date: Wed, 14-Mar-84 16:42:08 EST Article-I.D.: iwu1c.218 Posted: Wed Mar 14 16:42:08 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 15-Mar-84 01:32:41 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 10 The definitive explanation of life: Life is like eating a grapefruit: first you have to break through the skin, then it takes a couple of bites to get used to the taste, and, just when you're beginning to enjoy it, it squirts you in the eye.