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From: bentonh@tekig.UUCP (Benton Holzwarth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More Bagwan plus
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Date: Wed, 14-Mar-84 16:08:26 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 14 16:08:26 1984
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    The pope, sitting in his office one day, receives
a call from God. God explains to the pope that he has
good news and he has bad news. The good is that he has
decided to make his presence again felt on earth, and
has decided to unify all the religions and people under
one leader. The pope is ecstatic and enquires what he
can do help out. God goes on to explain the bad news,
"I'm calling from Antelope, Oregon."

* Did you all figure out what a rajashneeshe (sp?) was?

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Bumper sticker:

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    |keep Oregon green|
    |deport the BAGWAN|
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* Ditto

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And from the 'I love a hypocrite' department...

    I saw a guy buying himself a new lawnmower at a
Portland Or. honda shop over the weekend.  It was all
loaded up in his trunk with the lid open, and the SOLD
tags blowing in the breeze.  The car had a Washington
license plate, and a large bumper sticker that said some
thing about 'STOP UNFAIR OREGON TAXATION!'.

* Oregon has a state income tax, while Washington uses
a sales tax. The bumper sticker refered to the current
border war between Or and Wa, and how the taxes are
collected.

I love a guy who will publicly state he's irate over paying
Oregon tax, then has the gall to drive over the Interstate
Bridge, to evade his own state taxes! (Sure there's no proof
he's evading his state tax, I bet he reports all of his
out-of-state purchases to the government!)



    Benton Holzwarth
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