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From: grogers@uiucdcs.UUCP (grogers )
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Subject: Eat It - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 22:31:02 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 28 22:31:02 1984
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uiucdcs!grogers    Feb 28 16:54:00 1984


[Ode to the line eaters]


                    EAT IT
               Weird Al Yankavich

How come your always such a fussy young man,
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,
So eat it, just eat it.

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.
So eat it.

Don't tell me your full

Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit,
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.

Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.
So eat it, just eat it.

You better listen, better do what your told,
You haven't even touched your tuna caserole,
You better chow down or it's gona get cold,
So eat it.

I don't care if your full

Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit.
Open up your mouth and feed it.
Have some more yogurt, have some more Span,
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit
Don't you make me repeat it.

Have a banana, have a whole bunch,
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit,
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack,
If you don't like it you can't send it back.

Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit,
Don't you make me repeat it.

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send any flames to m. jackson

   G. Rogers  {...uiucdcs!grogers}