Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!paul From: paul@uiucuxc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.wanted Subject: Re: Room for Rent/ in HO/LZ area - (nf) Message-ID: <6135@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 11-Mar-84 03:33:34 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.6135 Posted: Sun Mar 11 03:33:34 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 12-Mar-84 05:15:12 EST Lines: 20 #R:hou2a:-27600:uiucuxc:33200005:000:889 uiucuxc!paul Mar 10 18:51:00 1984 Redbank is located yonder beyond the pale. HO is a very small town with even smaller trains. LZ used to be the Ronald Reagan Home for the Malignant Twits, but was re-tooled during the War to produce coffee urns. No one would really want to live there - the squirrels are mean and have reputations for dry-gulching small dogs. Honestly, what can you expect of a town that has no attack cats? No cupro-nickel barbed wire stores? Or wombat concentration camps? Oh yes, we've dealt with the wombat problem. They're so gullible, our agents infiltrated their organization within the week of their arrival. A few incidents, a little tainted money, some planted antelope droppings -- they were all deported to New Jersey less than a month later. "Good riddance," we said. Pardon me, the dragons are at the door again. Paul Pomes, ihnp4!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!paul University of Illinois, CSO