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From: wolit@rabbit.UUCP (Jan Wolitzky)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: W.C. Fields joke
Message-ID: <2605@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 13-Mar-84 14:12:54 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 13 14:12:54 1984
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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[The following appeared at the end of my Algorithms midterm -- don't ask!]

W.C. Fields is playing cards with several seedy characters;  most of
the money on the table is in front of Fields.  A wealthy, adventurous
young man walks in.

Young man (rubbing his hands together in obvious excitement):  "Is
  this a game of chance?"

Fields:  "Not the way I play."