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From: markp@tekig1.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Minister joke
Message-ID: <1562@tekig1.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 27-Feb-84 13:06:02 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 27 13:06:02 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 29-Feb-84 12:35:23 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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A minister who always read his sermonons, placed his manuscript on the pulpit
about an hour before the sevice. One young member of his congregation removed
the last page.

Preaching vigorously, the misister came to the words, "So Adam said to Eve ..."
Turning the page, he was horrified to discover the the final page was missing.
As he shuffled through the other pages, he gained a little time by repeating,
"So Adam said to Eve..."

Then in a low voice, which the microphone carried to every part of the church,
he added, "There seems to be a leaf missing."


-- 
                                Mark Pease
				Tektronix, Inc.
				PO box 500 39-170
				Beaverton, Oregon 97077
				(503) 627-3898
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