Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!whuxle!spuxll!abnjh!u1100a!pyuxn!pyuxww!pyuxa!wetcw From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler) Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Re: Protecting bottle at BYOB parties Message-ID: <596@pyuxa.UUCP> Date: Mon, 5-Mar-84 10:09:52 EST Article-I.D.: pyuxa.596 Posted: Mon Mar 5 10:09:52 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 7-Mar-84 06:37:06 EST References: <638@seismo.UUCP> Organization: Central Services Org., Piscataway N.J. Lines: 14 There are two ways to protect your booze at a BYOB party. 1. Buy a bottle of the cheapest rotgut you can find, buy a bottle of your favorite poison. Pour the rotgut in a coffee can to use to drown Japanese Bettles that you pick off the rose bush. Pour the good stuff in the rotgut bottle. Those who see the rotgut bottle will pass it by, but it won't do much for your image when they see you drinking from it. 2. Cultivate a taste for Tequilla. Others won't bother you much by drinking from your bottle. Besides, you can appear to be Macho by tossing it down neat with salt and lemon. T. C. Wheeler