Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site azure.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!ucbvax!ucbcad!tektronix!teklds!azure!joelt From: joelt@azure.UUCP (Joel Thorson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: undocumented opcodes Message-ID: <2599@azure.UUCP> Date: Mon, 5-Mar-84 14:59:44 EST Article-I.D.: azure.2599 Posted: Mon Mar 5 14:59:44 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Mar-84 03:20:41 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 60 . . To whom it may concern: Please note the following undocumented opcodes. Our apologies for omitting this information from your V1.0 programmer's manual and pocket reference: BWC Branch When Convenient DGT Dispense Gin & Tonic CAR Cancel Accounts Receivable SNO Send Nukes on Overflow BVS Branch & Veer South SFP Send for Pizza CWIT Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible BAP Branch and Punt EOS Erase Operating System SFR Send for Reinforcements RIOP Rotate I/O Ports BTW Branch on Third Wednesday STC Slow to Crawl SPB Simulate Peanut Butter RDB Replace Database with Blanks BU Branch Unexpectedly BS Behave Strangely BPP Branch & Pull Plug CIC Cash In Chips FC Fry Console IHC Initiate Head Crash MSP Mistake Sign for Parity BBD Branch on Bastille Day CHCJ Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen BSR Branch and Stomp Registers JCI Jump to Current Instruction IZ Ignore Zeroes ESD Eat Shit & Die BOH Branch on Humidity EWM Enter Whimsy Mode SAS Show Appendix Scar IRI Ignore Rude Interrupts BDI Branch to Data, Indirect BSC Branch on Second Coming CWM Compare Watt to Mussolini FS Feign Sleep NMI Negate Most Integers OMC Obscene Message to Console SBE Swap Bits Erratically HBW Hang Bus & Wait HTS Halt & Throw Sparks HTC Halt & Toss Cookies HWP Halt Without Provocation SJV Scramble Jump Vectors CWGK Compare Watt to Genghis Khan CTT Call Time & Temperature TAI Trap Absurd Inputs BLSH Buy Low, Sell High AFR Abort Funny Routine CBBR Crash & Blow Boot ROM BTH Blame Ted Hoff Sincerely, Three Letter Computers