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From: gngladstone@watrose.UUCP (Gary Gladstone)
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Subject: More LBJ's
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Date: Tue, 28-Feb-84 23:36:27 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 28 23:36:27 1984
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OK, here are two more lightbulb jokes:

Q: How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to fight about it outside.

Q: How many residents of Three Mile Island does it ...?
A: None.  They glow in the dark.

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                             Gary Gladstone
                             ...watmath!watrose!gngladstone