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From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler)
Newsgroups: net.politics
Subject: Bozo IS Running
Message-ID: <590@pyuxa.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 1-Mar-84 14:29:22 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  1 14:29:22 1984
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Line for the great monster...

Well, interested persons, Bozo the clown is, as of today, an official
candidate for the Presidency.  Larry H(something), in reality the
great Bozo, announced that he is a candidate for the Big one.  He 
cited his work for the UN and several other humanitarian causes as
his qualifications for the office.  THIS IS FOR REAL FOLKS.

Just thought you might be interested.  Guess we can stop calling
each other Bozos or we might get hit for equal time.  BTW, the
Bozo character is a franchised, copyrighted item.  Larry H(whatsisface)
is the owner of the name and character.  He not only still appears
on his own show, but runs a clown school for aspiring Bozos.  There
are 16 other Bozos performing on tv around the country, all franchised
by the original Bozo.

Now, does this mean that they will have to take all of the Bozos off
the tv, or just the original? (Equal time doctrine).  Actually, I
would be happier with the San Diego Chicken.  Anyone got any comments?
T. C. Wheeler