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Subject: Well, my Daddy is ...
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Date: Mon, 27-Feb-84 09:25:06 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 27 09:25:06 1984
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Organization: VA Wadsworth Med. Center, LA CA
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*dont eat this line

One day, Alice and Jimmy were playing.  Since wars of the sexes start at
an early age, 6-year old Jimmy decided to fire the first salvo with,
"My Daddy is bigger than your Daddy."  "Is not," replied Alice, "Prove it!"
"My Daddy is five foot eleven," responded Jimmy.  "Well, my Daddy is
6 foot one!" said Alice, thus ending the day's battle.  Jimmy accepted the
obvious and the two went on playing.  Next day, Jimmy is prepared.
"My Daddy is smarter than your Daddy."  "Is not, prove it!" came back Alice.
"My Daddy has an IQ of 115," responded Jimmy.  "Well, my Daddy's IQ
is 145, so there!" said Alice, winning the second round.  Jimmy again
accepted the situation and the two went on playing.  Next day, Jimmy is sure
he has the super weapon at hand.  "I've got something you don't have."
"Do not, prove it!" came the familiar parry.  Jimmy promptly pulls down
his pants and points.  Alice is blown away -- can't think of any response
but to run home crying.  Mother is understandably upset to see her child
in tears and gets Alice to relate the story.  Mother listens quietly
until Alice's story and sobs subsides and then offers wise counsel.
Alice thinks her mother's advice over and decides that it offers a
puzzling weapon, but then she has nothing else to use.  Next day,
Jimmy decides not to abandon his hard won success and declares,"I've
got something you don't have."  "Prove it!" says Alice.  Jimmy pulls
down his pants and points.  Alice ponders the situation for a moment
then declares, "My mother says I've got something that'll give me
all of those I'll ever want!"