Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ucbvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!ucbcad!ucbvax!faustus From: faustus@ucbvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Greek Jokes Message-ID: <164@ucbvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 02:00:46 EDT Article-I.D.: ucbvax.164 Posted: Thu Jul 21 02:00:46 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 15-Jul-83 15:49:26 EDT Organization: U. C. Berkeley Computer Science Lines: 37 These three guys, an Irishman, a Jew, and a Greek, all died at the same time and went up to heaven. They were standing outside the Pearly Gates, waiting in line, when St. Peter came out to talk to them. "Guys, I hate to say this, but you have all been a bit to naughty during your lives. I'm afraid I can't let you in." "But, that can't be. We weren't that bad," protested the Irishman. "I'll tell you what. Let us go back to Earth, and if we can each resist the sin which we were most guilty of, we get into heaven." "Alright," agreed Peter, "But at the first sign of wavering in any of you, poof! Straight to hell." The three then reappeared on Earth. They set off, discussing how they were going to be good an virtuous and all that. They presently passed a bar. The Irishman, forgetting all about his resolution, was drawn in by the smell of liquor and promptly vanished in a puff of smoke. The other two, sobered by this happening, walked on. They presently came upon a $10 bill in the road. The Jew, forgetting all about his resolution, bent over to pick it up, and the Greek vanished in a puff of smoke... ----- In a similar vein, how do they seperate the men from the boys in the Greek army? With a crowbar. Wayne