Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!jrf From: jrf@hp-pcd.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Farters Rights - (nf) Message-ID: <1330@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Jul-83 03:19:30 EDT Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.1330 Posted: Wed Jul 13 03:19:30 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Jul-83 20:29:37 EDT Sender: netnews@hp-pcd.UUCP Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Corvallis OR Lines: 26 #N:hp-pcd:4000005:000:878 hp-pcd!jrf Jul 12 12:45:00 1983 To you people who insist it is your *right* to billow your obnoxious fumes upon innocent victims: How do you feel about Farters Rights? How would you like people farting freely in public when they know it offends you? (And you know smoking offends others) Could you happily enter a smelly elevator clearly marked NO FARTING PLEASE? Could you enjoy your meal at a restaurant when the odorous cloud engulfs you, as the person at the next table responds, "I enjoy a good fart after a meal." Or entering any fart-laden atmosphere where a nearby sign commands THANK YOU FOR NOT FARTING? Or can you tell the defferenc between your smoke and farts? How about you people who leave your butts lying around? How would you like me to stick my butt in a glass after farting and leave it on your table? Stick That in Your Face and Smoke It (or Fart It as the Case May Be) jrf