Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!microsof!fluke!ssc-vax!uw-beaver!tektronix!tekchips!teklabs!done From: done@teklabs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Jesus H. Christ Message-ID: <2138@teklabs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Jul-83 09:36:09 EDT Article-I.D.: teklabs.2138 Posted: Fri Jul 1 09:36:09 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 4-Jul-83 07:26:18 EDT Lines: 11 Someone once asked what the "H." stands for in the popular (and perhaps blasphemous) expletive "Jesus H. Christ". Well, I have discovered the answer: the "H." stands for "Howard", which is God's real name. This is easily observed in the Lord's Prayer: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name.... If there's anything else theological I can help you with, let me know. Don Ellis Tektronix