Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!wivax!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxi!mhuxa!houxm!hocda!spanky!burl!duke!unc!tim From: tim@unc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Re: signs of intelligent life Message-ID: <5577@unc.UUCP> Date: Sun, 17-Jul-83 22:32:26 EDT Article-I.D.: unc.5577 Posted: Sun Jul 17 22:32:26 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jul-83 19:15:38 EDT References: cvl.495 Lines: 27 Since this group is mostly for flames, here goes. [IGNITE SHAPED CHARGES AROUND PLUTONIUM CORE] Do not ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, do ANY of the following! These are all common sense rules. Don't use net.jokes for discussion of jokes. That is what this group is for. That's what the "d" stands for, see? Don't give your slightly altered version of a joke after you see it on the group. These contribute absolutely nothing of humorous value. Most of us read net.jokes to laugh, not to see a seemingly endless stream of slight variations on one joke! Do not post anything to net.jokes saying "That wasn't funny." Neither is your note, moron, so what's it doing there? [DECONTAMINATE WASTELAND] ______________________________________ The overworked keyboard of Tim Maroney duke!unc!tim (USENET) tim.unc@udel-relay (ARPA) The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill