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Subject: yet another train
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Date: Mon, 25-Jul-83 22:42:07 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 25 22:42:07 1983
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In (anguished) response to the Chattanooga Choo-Choo jokes:

Lamonte Cranston hired a new manservant.
While describing to the new manservant his duties,
Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the
coffee table and warned the new manservant that
it was not to be touched by him.

Some days later, the new manservant was cleaning
up, with no one at home, and decided to smaple
some of the candy.  Just than, Lamonte Crnaston walked
in, spied the manservant at the candy, and said:

"Pardon me boy, is that the Shadow's nugate you chew?"

(Sigh, you had to be there..)