Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded From: ded@aplvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: flame template Message-ID: <208@aplvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 2-Aug-83 08:37:46 EDT Article-I.D.: aplvax.208 Posted: Tue Aug 2 08:37:46 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 2-Aug-83 16:35:27 EDT Lines: 45 In the interest of furthering the effective use of USENET, I hereby submit the following template for submissions to net.flame. If everyone will agree to use this common form to compose their letters, the intelligent communication of ideas and opinions should be no worse off than it has been so far. Who knows? It might even be better. Use of this template is quite simple. Just erase the words which don't apply and submit the letter in the usual way. >>>>>>>>> FLAME ON >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dear (sir, cretin, Laura); Your recent submission concerning (smoking, tailgating, something I can't remember) has convinced me that you are (a commie, insane, full of (sh*t,*hit,s*it,shi*)). As to your intimation that Ray Jender and Tim Howard Macaroni are having a homosexual affair at an abortion clinic, I can only say (I thought of it first, it's really Bilbo and Frodo, this was all discussed two months ago in net.obscure). Once again you have managed to disagree with me. Don't you realize yet that I am smarter than you and right about everything? How do you expect anyone to take you seriously with your (missspelling, grammer bad, runonsentences)? You've really got a lot of nerve, that's all I have to say. Your maunderings are taking up valuable space which could be used for more important matters. My fifty-five letters on this subject are quite sufficient, thank you. Your response does nothing but confuse the issue. Why don't you just (die, grow up, send me money)? /---------------------------------------------- >From the overworked imagination of (fill in the name of a fictional character here) who stays up all night writing these silly letters >>>>>>>>>> FLAME OFF .................. Don Davis JHU/APL ...decvax!harpo!seismo!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded ...rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded