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From: will@sdchema.UUCP
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Subject: Re: real statements from politicians
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Date: Mon, 11-Jul-83 21:52:30 EDT
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The statement arose during Ronnie's campaign when he blamed trees
for forest pollution.  If I may quote from an old Doonesbury cartoon:
	"He[Ronnie]'s got the best one-liners in the business!!"
	"Like what?"
	"For example, did you know pollution is caused by trees?"
	"How so?" [or some such phrase]
	"You know, dead leaves, mold..."

			Just citing an example,
			Will D.		U.C. San Diego