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From: hoyt@hao.UUCP (Douglas Hoyt)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Geography lesson
Message-ID: <595@hao.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 3-Aug-83 14:01:43 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug  3 14:01:43 1983
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  The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British
Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
  The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live
elsewhere.
  Imports are ports very far inland.
  The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
  The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
  A mountain range is a cooking stove used at high altitudes.
  Lipton is the capital of Ceylon.
  Certain areas of Egypt are cultivated by irritation.
  Zanzibar is noted for its monkeys. The British Governor lives there.
  Vesuvius is a volcano and if you climb up to the top you will see
the creator smoking.