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From: robert@arizona.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Signs
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Date: Sun, 3-Jul-83 12:06:10 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jul  3 12:06:10 1983
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We've had the road-sign jokes for awhile now, so how about a change?
It seems that a lot of the groups I've hung around with always had
people asking "What's your sign?", and it was occasionally better
to respond with something other than "Aries, with Moon rising" or
whatever.

Some good reply's might be "Curves ahead", "Dip", "Positive",
"Speed bump", etc., depending upon the impression you wanted to
make.  My favorite to get somebody to drop the subject or to get
them away has always been "Herpes".

Any others come to mind?

Rob Drabek     ucbvax!arizona!robert
Univ. of Ariz.