Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sdccsu3.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ix900 From: ix900@sdccsu3.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Dirty Johnny Message-ID: <780@sdccsu3.UUCP> Date: Tue, 5-Jul-83 13:21:59 EDT Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.780 Posted: Tue Jul 5 13:21:59 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Jul-83 03:41:24 EDT Sender: ix900@sdccsu3.UUCP Organization: U.C. San Diego, Student System 3 Lines: 25 Way back when I remember there was a series of "Dirty Johnny" jokes that were rather amusing (to a 12-year-old, anyway). Their title hero was a little kid who'd take every opportunity he could to show off his wide vocabulary of obscenities. I can recall only the following--anybody out there know others? [Rest is rot 13] Bar qnl Qvegl Wbuaal'f pynff jnf univat n fcryyvat dhvm. Gur grnpure jnf nffvtavat rnpu fghqrag n yrggre naq nfxvat uvz be ure gb guvax bs naq gura fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu gung yrggre. Jura vg pnzr gb Qvegl Wbuaal'f ghea gur grnpure jnf jbeevrq. "Uzz, V'q orggre or pnershy. Ur'f fher gb svaq n onq jbeq vs ur pna. Yrg'f frr. "N"--ab, gurer'f "nffubyr." "O"--ab, "onfgneq" be "ovgpu." "P"--hu-hu, fbzr ernyyl *anfgl* jbeqf ortvaavat jvgu "p." "Q" vf "qnza." "R"--"r"--jbaqreshy, V pna'g guvax bs nal qvegl jbeqf ortvaavat jvgu "r!" Fb gur grnpure nfxrq Qvegl Wbuaal gb fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu gur yrggre "r." Qvegl Wbuaal jevaxyrq hc uvf oebj naq ortna guvaxvat ernyyl uneq. Gur grnpure pbhyq frr ur jnf gelvat uvf orfg gb pbzr hc jvgu fbzrguvat svygul. Svanyyl Qvegl Wbuaal oevtugrarq. "Rys," ur fnvq. "R-Y-S." Gur grnpure jnf onssyrq. "Rys!!??" "Lrnu, rys," fnvq Wbuaal. "Lbh xabj, yvggyr zbgureshpxref 'obhg fb uvtu?"