Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site arizona.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!kpno!arizona!robert From: robert@arizona.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Signs Message-ID: <2960@arizona.UUCP> Date: Sun, 3-Jul-83 12:06:10 EDT Article-I.D.: arizona.2960 Posted: Sun Jul 3 12:06:10 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 4-Jul-83 04:27:38 EDT References: <2115@rochester.UUCP> Organization: CS Dept, U of Arizona, Tucson Lines: 16 We've had the road-sign jokes for awhile now, so how about a change? It seems that a lot of the groups I've hung around with always had people asking "What's your sign?", and it was occasionally better to respond with something other than "Aries, with Moon rising" or whatever. Some good reply's might be "Curves ahead", "Dip", "Positive", "Speed bump", etc., depending upon the impression you wanted to make. My favorite to get somebody to drop the subject or to get them away has always been "Herpes". Any others come to mind? Rob Drabek ucbvax!arizona!robert Univ. of Ariz.