Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!microsoft!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!kurt From: kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: results of survey: jokes as cliche Message-ID: <633@vax2.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Aug-83 20:03:52 EDT Article-I.D.: vax2.633 Posted: Wed Aug 3 20:03:52 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 4-Aug-83 17:00:22 EDT Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash Lines: 49 Talk about sad. Here is the result of the universal-joke-as-cliche contest. I wont mention elephant jokes here (oops, I guess I just did). I have noticed that I am enjoying net.jokes a lot less recently. I guess all the funny people have gotten jobs in management and stopped using their terminals. Maybe we should send out lightbulb jokes again... >From fluke!dave I just flew in from xxxxx and boy are my arms tired. >From microsof!decvax!harpo!eagle!jerry Who was that lady I saw you with last night? That was no lady, that was my wife. >From microsof!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!cires!nbires!segal How about, "Take my wife ... Please". (Henny Youngman). >From microsof!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz Some of my favorite cliches/jokes "Who as that lady I saw you with last night?" "Walk this way." "A man walked up and said he hadn't had a bite in three days" "Hey, you. Call me a taxi." "Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "DON'T DO THAT!" "Mr. Smith, I am afraid that you have snu in your blood." "SNU! WHAT'S SNU?!!" "Nothing, what's snu with you?" "Doctor, Doctor, my arm is turning green." "HAVE YOU EVER HAD THIS BEFORE?" "Yes." "WELL, YOU HAVE IT AGAIN." Stop me if you heard this one ...