Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!wivax!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup... Message-ID: <904@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 27-Jul-83 00:11:42 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.904 Posted: Wed Jul 27 00:11:42 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 27-Jul-83 11:38:09 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Region Lines: 29 There is nothing like a revival of an old joke to get the blood moving in the morning. As such here are some of the many answers I have heard/used to the ever popular "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "So?" "I ordered a cockroach." "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "There can't be, we used them all up in the raisin bread." "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Is he dead?" "I think so." "Well, try a little TABASCO, that usually brings him around." "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "What is he doing?" "The backstroke." And to finish off the perfect meal... "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my ice cream!" "Can I help it if he likes Winter Sports?" From the warped mind of, OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz