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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Parrot Joke (ROT13)
Message-ID: <495@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 25-Jul-83 03:21:42 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 25 03:21:42 1983
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Zef. Wbuafba unq n irel ornhgvshy naq vagryyvtrag cneebg.
Gurer jnf whfg bar ceboyrz jvgu uvz, ubjrire:  Ur yvxrq gb 
shpx Ze. Unjxvaf puvpxraf arkg qbbe.  Zef. Wbuafba fpbyqrq 
uvz gvzr naq gvzr ntnva, ohg ur jbhyq whfg ynhtu ng ure.
Svanyyl, fur gbyq uvz gung vs ur qvq vg ntnva, fur jbhyq
phg nyy bs gur srnguref bss gur gbc bs uvf urnq.  Guvf fborerq
gur cneebg hc n ovg, ohg gur arkg qnl, ur whfg pbhyqa'g erfvfg
tbvat arkg qbbe.  Orfvqrf, fur'q arire qbar nalguvat yvxr gung;
fur jnf whfg oyhssvat.

Jryy, Ze. Unjxvaf pnzr bire, enagvat naq enivat nobhg ubj gur
cneebg unq orra shpxvat uvf puvpxraf ntnva.  Zef. Wbuafba gbyq
uvz gung fur jnf fbeel naq gung vg jbhyq arire unccra ntnva.
Fur gbbx bhg ure fpvffbef naq tenoorq gur cneebg ol gur arpx naq 
phg nyy gur srnguref bss gur gbc bs uvf urnq, whfg yvxr fur fnvq
fur jnf tbvat gb qb.

Gung avtug, Zef. Wbuafba unq n ovt cnegl ng ure ubhfr.  Orsber vg
fgnegrq, fur gbbx gur cneebg naq chg uvz ba gbc bs gur cvnab ol
gur sebag qbbe.  "Fvapr lbh qvfborlrq zr gbqnl, lbh unir gb fgnl
urer ba gur cvnab gbavtug.  Abj, qba'g lbh qner zbir."  Jryy, 
gur cneebg jnf cerggl cvffrq bss nobhg univat uvf urnq oner, naq
ur jnfa'g gbb unccl nobhg univat gb fcraq gur jubyr riravat ba
gur cvnab.  Fgvyy, nf ur hfhnyyl qvq, jura gur ohgyre jbhyq 
naabhapr gur thrfgf nf gurl neevirq, ur jbhyq fnl uryyb gb gurz.
Whfg gura, gjb onyq-urnqrq zra pnzr gb gur qbbe.  Orsber gur
ohgyre pbhyq fnl nalguvat, gur cneebg lryyrq, "Bxnl, lbh 
puvpxra-shpxref, hc urer ba gur cvnab jvgu zr!"
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