Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: If Ella Fitzgerald Married Darth Vader... Message-ID: <862@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 22:56:24 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.862 Posted: Thu Jul 21 22:56:24 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jul-83 20:18:04 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Operations Office Lines: 12 The above is an example of an old joke where you take two peoples names to make a pun. For example If Ella Fitzgeral married Darth Vader she would be called "Ella Vader" If Chubby Checker's wife divorced him and married John Chancellor, their son would be a CHANCELLOR OF THE EX-CHECKER. And if Scarlett O'Hara married David Lederer, she'd be the Scarlett Lederer. Anyone else want to try this? OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz