Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!jrf From: jrf@hp-pcd.UUCP (James Fontenot) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Dirty Aggie Joke - (nf) Message-ID: <1423@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Thu, 28-Jul-83 03:32:35 EDT Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.1423 Posted: Thu Jul 28 03:32:35 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 29-Jul-83 05:48:00 EDT Sender: netnews@hp-pcd.UUCP Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Corvallis OR Lines: 13 #N:hp-pcd:5500032:000:455 hp-pcd!jrf Jul 27 15:36:00 1983 It seems there was this aggie who, while at the beach, noticed all the tastie ladies were drooling over the lifeguard. When the aggie confidentially asked for his secret, the lifeguard whispered,"Put a potato in your pants". The next day the aggie came to the beach with potato in place - but with no discernable effect upon the ladies. He couldn't figure out what the problem was, so he asked the lifeguard,"Put it in front", replied the lifeguard.