Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!yale-com!death From: death@yale-com.UUCP (Doctor Death) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Eat Hot Lead Imperialist Pigs Message-ID: <1782@yale-com.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 09:19:47 EDT Article-I.D.: yale-com.1782 Posted: Thu Jul 21 09:19:47 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jul-83 17:54:11 EDT Lines: 41 WARNING: NO SENTENCE CAPITALIZATION so go log out if you're already too offended SOMETIMES FUNNY-LOOKING WORDS OCCASIONAL INTENTIONAL MISSPELLING see instruction for capitalizaton NO SEAT BELTS OR FARTING OR HOMOSEXUAL/RACIAL/SEXIST THOUGHTS DURING ARTICLE ==================================================== i have been sorely reprimanded by my fellows on the net for my vituperative comments about net.music and david.bowie and one of his recent commercial efforts; for defaming the sanctity of the network; and for being a general poopoo head. to those who wish to read into my articles offense that wasn't intended, you have my blessings. please BE offended, rend your garments, and put ice cream into your shoes. i am happy for you now. i am sick and tired of wading through pages and pages and yet again pages of sanctimonious wind-breaking on the net most of which deals with how one shouldn't be discussing certain things on some particular news group, or how so-and-so is out of line saying certain things. why these seemingly self-appointed bastions of network purity carry on so i no longer care. it is nice that people here have a forum whereby they can voice their own particular silly ideas, and have a fine time doing so, and mouth off to other people who are having a bang-up time voicing equally silly notions. however, wading through the numerous and oderiferous piles of "that's a no-no" to find only an occasional article with any punch at all amongst the flowery intellectualizations about whether to use a DICTIONARY or not, for god's sakes, has finally gotten to me. To paraphrase shakespeare, it provoketh sleep and urine. especially urine. so i am sending this to net.flame, where it was suggested that i stick it. i suggest that it be stuck other places. i make a last concession to the apparently frail sensibilities of network purity and say farewell. in the words of the great lance hollywood, #@$k you if you can't take a joke. -=-death-=-