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Subject: Puppy joke - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 8-Jul-83 22:26:24 EDT
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tekcad!franka    Jul  8 08:39:00 1983

	Little Johnny and his father were walking through a park one day
where little Johnny happened to see two dogs (ahem) "getting it on".
Little Johnny (having never seen this behavior before) asked his father,
"Daddy, daddy!!  What are they doing?"
	Little Johnny's father (wanting to be honest with his son) replied,
"Well, son, they're making some puppies."
	Johnny's curiosity was satisfied and they returned home.
	That night, Johnny woke up and wandered into his parent's room,
where he found his mother and father engaged in copulative activity. He
was amazed (having never seen this behavior before) and asked his father,
"Daddy, daay!!  What are you doing?"
	Little Johnny's father replied, "Well son, we're making a baby."
	Little Johnny thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you turn
her over so we can have a puppy instead."

			Yes, folks, that was a real knee-slapper, wasn't it,
				Frank Adrian