Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!microsoft!uw-beaver!tektronix!ucbcad!ucbvax!TOPAZ:fantods From: TOPAZ:fantods@ucbvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.pets,net.jokes Subject: Kitty story Message-ID: <227@ucbtopaz.UUCP> Date: Tue, 19-Jul-83 17:51:40 EDT Article-I.D.: ucbtopaz.227 Posted: Tue Jul 19 17:51:40 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 20-Jul-83 20:52:31 EDT Lines: 9 This is the best kitty story I've heard in a while. A friend of mine says a friend of hers was sleeping on a mattress on the floor of a living room with a picture window covered with curtains. Kitty comes along and pisses on his head. The half-asleep enraged man picked up the cat, and without thinking, threw it at the window. Claws extended, kitty landed on the curtains and pulled them down, at which point Mr. Sleepy Head jumped up, stark naked, and tried to put everything to rights, much to the shock and amusement of several schoolchildren walking past.