Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site cbscd5.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!vax135!ariel!houti!hogpc!houxm!hocda!spanky!burl!we13!ihnp4!cbosgd!cbscd5!lvc From: lvc@cbscd5.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame,net.politics Subject: A Parable Message-ID: <244@cbscd5.UUCP> Date: Tue, 5-Jul-83 12:47:36 EDT Article-I.D.: cbscd5.244 Posted: Tue Jul 5 12:47:36 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Jul-83 17:51:05 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Columbus Lines: 20 "A Parable of Isms" Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and then the government gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to to government, and then the government sells you some milk. New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain. Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Author Unknown