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From: coltoff@burdvax.UUCP (Joel Coltoff)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Various
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Date: Sat, 16-Jul-83 19:51:22 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jul 16 19:51:22 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 17-Jul-83 07:24:38 EDT
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I was driving to N.J. the other week ( sick boy that I am ) and saw
the following sign on Rt. 22 in Pa.

		BRIDGES
		MAY BE
		 ICY

Not very likely when it is 92 degrees in the shade.


Also on the flight back from Toronto on US Air we were informed
that "In the event that Oxygen use should be necessary no smoking
will be permitted." Does this mean that no smoking is not permitted
during the rest of the flight and if so why have a non-smoking section?

I am sure we have all the seen the sign that says something like this.

		BEWARE
		FALLING
		ROCK

Why do they keep putting it back at the top of the hill?

Then there are the signs that say

		HIDDEN
		DRIVEWAY

If I went to all the trouble to hide mine I wouldn't put a sign up
letting people know where it is.

Well I am sure you will all be glad to know that my dinner is ready.

Live long and prosper.

	- Joel Coltoff ( President Zippy the Pinhead Fan Club of Pa.,
			 Secretary of the local chapter of the Friends
			 of Roamn Polanski )

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