Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!harpo!utah-cs!beesvax!dixon From: dixon@beesvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A TRUE V. D. STORY Message-ID: <116@beesvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Jul-83 12:24:30 EDT Article-I.D.: beesvax.116 Posted: Wed Jul 6 12:24:30 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 7-Jul-83 21:15:59 EDT Lines: 9 Someone left a large plate of cookies by the coffee machine on Valentine's day a few years ago. The sign beside them read: HAPPY V. D. HELP YOUR SELF Needless to say, the cookies didn't disappear too fast. d. k. dixon