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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP
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Subject: If Ella Fitzgerald Married Darth Vader...
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Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 22:56:24 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 21 22:56:24 1983
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The above is an example of an old joke where you take two peoples names to
make a pun.  For example If Ella Fitzgeral married Darth Vader she would be
called "Ella Vader"

If Chubby Checker's wife divorced him and married John Chancellor, their son
would be a CHANCELLOR OF THE EX-CHECKER.

And if Scarlett O'Hara married David Lederer, she'd be the Scarlett Lederer.

			Anyone else want to try this?
			OZ
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