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From: tim@unc.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Defaming the name of Jesus Christ
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Date: Fri, 15-Jul-83 12:25:21 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 15 12:25:21 1983
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            If you're tempted to do it, please don't.  Some of
        the "jokes" submitted to this newsgroup are bordering
        on blasphemy, and have no place in this newsgroup.
        (Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do.)

    Cliff, I'm sure that if I can survive being called "Tim Macaroni"
for most of my life, God can survive being called Howard.  This
reminds me of a cartoon I saw once of a preacher standing between God
and a bunch of nonbelievers, shouting "Don't worry, Lord, I'll protect
you!"

    Or, to look at it another way: If God has no sense of humor, why
did He invent religion?

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