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From: dixon@beesvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A TRUE V. D. STORY
Message-ID: <116@beesvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 6-Jul-83 12:24:30 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul  6 12:24:30 1983
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Someone left a large plate of cookies by the coffee machine on
Valentine's day a few years ago. The sign beside them read:

                    HAPPY V. D.
                   HELP YOUR SELF

Needless to say, the cookies didn't disappear too fast.

d. k. dixon