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From: hoyt@hao.UUCP (Douglas Hoyt)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Science lesson
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Date: Thu, 4-Aug-83 17:23:44 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  4 17:23:44 1983
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  Science is material. Religion is immaterial.
  The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made
men think.
  The law of gravity was enacted by the British Parliament.
  Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas.
  To keep milk from turning sour you should keep it in the cow.
  The zebra is like a horse only striped, and is chiefly used
to illustrate the letter Z.
  Quinine is the bark of a tree; canine is the bark of a dog.
  Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable 
in the autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.
  A magnet is a thing you find in a bad apple.
  The earth makes a resolution every twenty-four hours.
  Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a
free state.
  When you breathe you inspire. When you do not breathe you expire.