Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!coltoff From: coltoff@burdvax.UUCP (Joel Coltoff) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Various Message-ID: <893@burdvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 16-Jul-83 19:51:22 EDT Article-I.D.: burdvax.893 Posted: Sat Jul 16 19:51:22 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 17-Jul-83 07:24:38 EDT Lines: 40 I was driving to N.J. the other week ( sick boy that I am ) and saw the following sign on Rt. 22 in Pa. BRIDGES MAY BE ICY Not very likely when it is 92 degrees in the shade. Also on the flight back from Toronto on US Air we were informed that "In the event that Oxygen use should be necessary no smoking will be permitted." Does this mean that no smoking is not permitted during the rest of the flight and if so why have a non-smoking section? I am sure we have all the seen the sign that says something like this. BEWARE FALLING ROCK Why do they keep putting it back at the top of the hill? Then there are the signs that say HIDDEN DRIVEWAY If I went to all the trouble to hide mine I wouldn't put a sign up letting people know where it is. Well I am sure you will all be glad to know that my dinner is ready. Live long and prosper. - Joel Coltoff ( President Zippy the Pinhead Fan Club of Pa., Secretary of the local chapter of the Friends of Roamn Polanski ) {presby,psuvax}!burdvax!coltoff