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From: norskog@fortune.UUCP
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Subject: Re: true confession: i read cosmo... - (nf)
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Date: Sat, 2-Jul-83 23:03:55 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jul  2 23:03:55 1983
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fortune!norskog    Jul  2 17:06:00 1983

Playboy ain't no perspective on my mind!

As to Cosmo, I once sat down in the public library and read an
entire issue. (This was back at UC Santa Cruz, when I had more stamina.)
The experience caused my mind to flop about like for a landed fish
for approximately half an hour.  Since then, I've always been
suspicious of any woman wearing makeup or smoking a cigarette.
(Actually, I think it was living in Santa Cruz that prejudiced me
 against those two most vile habits.)

To quote Mistah Kurtz, "The horror ... the horror!"
(Or Francis Ford Coppola, for you illiterati.)

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