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From: Anonymous@inmet.UUCP
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Subject: The Last Word - (nf)
Message-ID: <131@inmet.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 29-Jun-83 05:48:09 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 29 05:48:09 1983
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inmet!Anonymous    Jun 28 16:01:00 1983



People who fantasize about kissing ashtrays are perverts.  I
don't think anyone would question this.  I am deeply concerned to
find that this particularly degrading deviation is so prevalent
among the net.flame community.  My skin crawls at the thought of
being on an elevator with such people.   Many of them don't
bathe, you know.  Why bother, they say, someone will just blow
smoke all over me anyway.  So that is why they have so much time
to read comic books and slobber over ashtrays.  It's quite scary
to imagine them , driving well beyond the speed limit for reasons
that must have to do with their repressed sexual needs.  Where
are they going anyway? And they have radar detectors, too.

     I have seen these people in restaurants, hassling smokers,
eating with chopsticks (even in French restaurants), No wonder,
minorities can't get ahead in the industry. With their natural
lust and free sexual attitudes, they must seem very strangely out
of place indeed. As has been said so often, inside every anti-
smoker is a homicidal maniac bursting to get out on the highway
and speed.  So..rot in jail you anti-smokers before you run over
some poor old man.

     I think it is a blessing that these people can't spell and
make lots of typos.  This prevents them from writing influential
books or even a decent postcard when they are on vacation, thus
invading the privacy of each and every one of us.  So what if
they have bizarre names like randy?  If they don't know that two
names disambiguates them from someone advertising for a massage
parlor, then that's their problem.  Look at Fran Leibowitz.  She
has two names.  And they imply she's a racist.   You can't win.
By the way, Tim, I always thought you were Jewish until I saw your 
last name.  I, myself, have several names, but as part of the smoking 
underground, I am forced to go by a nom de revolution.

                        Virginia Slim