Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site sdcrdcf.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!john From: john@sdcrdcf.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Dirty Johnny Message-ID: <389@sdcrdcf.UUCP> Date: Mon, 11-Jul-83 17:52:35 EDT Article-I.D.: sdcrdcf.389 Posted: Mon Jul 11 17:52:35 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Jul-83 22:27:37 EDT Reply-To: john@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Dirty Johnny) Organization: System Development Corporation, Santa Monica Lines: 8 One day, a new teacher was assigned to Dirty Johnny's class. "Hello class", she said. "My name is Miss Prussy, and I'm going to be your new teacher." Knowing Dirty Johnny's reputation, she elaborated, "Now that's *Prussy*, with an 'r', and I'm sure all of you can remember to pronounce it correctly." Shortly, the class went out for recess. When they returned, the teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell the class my name?" Johnny thought and thought. Finally, his face brightened. "Yeah, I remember now", he said. "It's Miss Crunt."