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Subject: abi riddles
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Date: Mon, 25-Jul-83 21:49:02 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 25 21:49:02 1983
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What's the difference between ABI and the Titanic?
The Titanic had paying customers.
What's the difference between ABI and the Boy Scouts Of America?
The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
What's the difference between ABI and Bell Labs?
Are you kidding!!!
What's the difference between Net 1000 and Mr. T?
Nobody laughs at Mr. T.
What's the difference between the ABI marketing staff and Adolf Hitler?
Hitler had a plan.
What's the difference between working for ABI and having cancer?
When you have cancer, you know what's happening.
What's the difference between building Net 1000 & putting wings on an elephant?
Who knows? The elephant MIGHT fly!
Why wouldn't Judas come to work for Net 1000?
He held out for more than one piece of silver.