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From: halb@tekid.UUCP (Hal Bates)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: FAGGOTT IN TEXAS
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Date: Wed, 27-Jul-83 19:29:35 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 27 19:29:35 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 28-Jul-83 20:39:20 EDT
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There was this faggott who walked into a bar in Texas and ordered
a beer. The bartender said "We dont serve your kind here, get the
hell out of here". The faggott replied, "pleasse missture I am
very thurstay." The bartender, feeling somewhat sorry for him said,
"ok just one beer then you must leave this place." The faggott took
his beer and went over to the corner of the bar to drink it.

A little while later a big mean cowboy walked in and up to the bar
he went. He slammed his fist on the bar and hollered " I am so damn
thirsty I could lick the sweat off the balls of a bull !!!!"

>From out of the corner of the bar came back


                "MOO MOO BUCKAROOOO"




                        Hal Bates
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