Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!cca!ima!inmet!Anonymous From: Anonymous@inmet.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: The Last Word - (nf) Message-ID: <131@inmet.UUCP> Date: Wed, 29-Jun-83 05:48:09 EDT Article-I.D.: inmet.131 Posted: Wed Jun 29 05:48:09 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jun-83 10:12:20 EDT Lines: 39 #N:inmet:3900013:000:1915 inmet!Anonymous Jun 28 16:01:00 1983 People who fantasize about kissing ashtrays are perverts. I don't think anyone would question this. I am deeply concerned to find that this particularly degrading deviation is so prevalent among the net.flame community. My skin crawls at the thought of being on an elevator with such people. Many of them don't bathe, you know. Why bother, they say, someone will just blow smoke all over me anyway. So that is why they have so much time to read comic books and slobber over ashtrays. It's quite scary to imagine them , driving well beyond the speed limit for reasons that must have to do with their repressed sexual needs. Where are they going anyway? And they have radar detectors, too. I have seen these people in restaurants, hassling smokers, eating with chopsticks (even in French restaurants), No wonder, minorities can't get ahead in the industry. With their natural lust and free sexual attitudes, they must seem very strangely out of place indeed. As has been said so often, inside every anti- smoker is a homicidal maniac bursting to get out on the highway and speed. So..rot in jail you anti-smokers before you run over some poor old man. I think it is a blessing that these people can't spell and make lots of typos. This prevents them from writing influential books or even a decent postcard when they are on vacation, thus invading the privacy of each and every one of us. So what if they have bizarre names like randy? If they don't know that two names disambiguates them from someone advertising for a massage parlor, then that's their problem. Look at Fran Leibowitz. She has two names. And they imply she's a racist. You can't win. By the way, Tim, I always thought you were Jewish until I saw your last name. I, myself, have several names, but as part of the smoking underground, I am forced to go by a nom de revolution. Virginia Slim