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From: heliotis@rochester.UUCP
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Subject: 2 jokes
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Date: Wed, 6-Jul-83 10:21:28 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul  6 10:21:28 1983
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I was actually amused by a joke I heard a WCMF D.J. tell the other day
(it may help to know that WCMF studios are on Leighton Avenue):

	I was  walking outside the studio this morning when I saw a
	huge wheel of nacho cheese lying on the sidewalk, with no one
	near it!

	...I knew what kind of cheese it was because, when I picked it
	up and started taking it away, someone ran towards me and
	yelled, "Hey, man, that's nacho cheese!"

~
~

Another joke by Joan Rivers last night on "Johnny Carson":

	(Can I talk here?)
	LA people are so-o-o relaxed that they not declared legally dead
	until they lose their tan.

					Jim Heliotis