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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Some "greeting card" verse
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Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 22:31:18 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 21 22:31:18 1983
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Again, I turn to the "Son of Giant Sea Tortoise" as a source for humor to
brighten this recently drab newsgroup.  As a new feature, todays section is
verse that could come from Greeting Cards."

"Im just as sad as sad can be!
I've missed your special date
Please say that you're not mad at me
My tax return is late.

AT age thirteen you're man, not boy
Your fatheer's pride, your mother's joy
But between the caterer and the band
This day will cost at least three grand.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
and others...
					DON'T


				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz