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Subject: Jesus H. Christ
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Date: Fri, 1-Jul-83 09:36:09 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  1 09:36:09 1983
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Someone once asked what the "H." stands for in the popular (and perhaps
blasphemous) expletive "Jesus H. Christ".  Well, I have discovered the
answer:  the "H." stands for "Howard", which is God's real name.  This
is easily observed in the Lord's Prayer:

     Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name....

If there's anything else theological I can help you with, let me know.

Don Ellis
Tektronix