Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 6/7/83; site hao.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hoyt From: hoyt@hao.UUCP (Douglas Hoyt) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Geography lesson Message-ID: <595@hao.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Aug-83 14:01:43 EDT Article-I.D.: hao.595 Posted: Wed Aug 3 14:01:43 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Aug-83 12:52:17 EDT Organization: High Altitude Obs./NCAR, Boulder CO Lines: 13 The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere. Imports are ports very far inland. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. A mountain range is a cooking stove used at high altitudes. Lipton is the capital of Ceylon. Certain areas of Egypt are cultivated by irritation. Zanzibar is noted for its monkeys. The British Governor lives there. Vesuvius is a volcano and if you climb up to the top you will see the creator smoking.