Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 6/7/83; site hao.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hoyt From: hoyt@hao.UUCP (Douglas Hoyt) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Meaning what? Message-ID: <594@hao.UUCP> Date: Tue, 2-Aug-83 10:27:38 EDT Article-I.D.: hao.594 Posted: Tue Aug 2 10:27:38 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 3-Aug-83 02:39:30 EDT Organization: High Altitude Obs./NCAR, Boulder CO Lines: 27 Ambiguity means telling the truth when you don't mean to. An appendix is a portion of a book, which nobody yet has discovered any use. A compliment is when you say something to another which he and we know is not true. Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue. Genius is the infinite capacity for picking brains. Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast. Momentum is what you give a person when they are going away. A period is a dot at the end of a sentence. Period costumes are dresses all covered with dots. A polygon is a dead parrot. Revolution is a form of government abroad. S.O.S. is a musical term meaning same only softer. A spinster is a bachelor's wife.