Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: decent pun Message-ID: <884@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Sun, 24-Jul-83 01:55:13 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.884 Posted: Sun Jul 24 01:55:13 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 24-Jul-83 04:43:02 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Operations Office Lines: 26 Then there was the story set back in the time of the old south. It was in Atlanta GA where two young men both wanted the affections of the lovely Southern Belle, Scarlet Lederer. Scarlet shared their problem, for she felt that she loved both of them, and honestly couldn't decide between them. Well, as you all know the most sacred thing a southerner had in those days was their honor. Both the young men decided that if Scarlet would do some- thing against her honor for one of them, then he would be the chosen one. Each of them secretly went to Scarlet and asked her to steal the parsons walking cane and give it to them. Scarlet was worried, but finally decided to follow her heart. The next time she saw the parson, she took his cane and hid it under her hoop skirt. Unfortunatly, the parson saw her do it and told her father. Her father demanded to know why she did this thing. "Father, both Luke and Bo came to me and said that if I gave one of them the stolen cane, that man would marry me." Now when Luke and Bo heard about the theft and that Scarlets father David, knew what was up, they tryed to get out of town. Bo hopped into his buggy, the Generaly, and Luke started packing. In the middle of his packing the door burst open, and there was Papa David. "I've come to make you pay for making my daughter a thief!" said the father. "But sir, said Luke, "Both of us asked her to steal, how do you know that she got the cane for me?" Her father looked very stern and replied: "ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELLE STOLE, SHE STOLL FOR THEE." From south of the Mason/Dixon line, OZ seimso!rlgvax!oz