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Subject: a lawyer joke
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Date: Fri, 1-Jul-83 19:06:37 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  1 19:06:37 1983
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This joke is dedicated to Dave Sherman who actually ADMITTED to being a
lawyer in net.games.trivia!

An engineer, a Doctor and a lawyer were sitting around trying to decide
what was G-d's chosen profession.  The Doctor said:  Well, G-d must be a
Doctor, for he created man, a biological being.  Before him there was only
dirt and rocks."

"NO!" the engineer cried, "G-d must have been an engineer as he created the
world.  Before that there was only chaos."

The lawyer sat back and smiled smuggly.  "And who do you think invented chaos?"

				My brother is a lawyer, too

				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz