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From: eric@ucbvax.UUCP
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Subject: Assorted nasty jokes, rot 13
Message-ID: <175@ucbvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Jul-83 16:25:25 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 15 16:25:25 1983
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From: arens@UCBKIM (Yigal Arens)

Jul ner Uryra Xryyre'f yrtf lryybj?  Ure qbt vf oyvaq gbb.

Jung'f juvgr naq unf qvegl xarrf?  N urnq ahefr.

Ubj znal tnlf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtugohyo?
Gjb - bar gb fperj vg va naq bar gb fnl "Snohybhf."

Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n juber jvgu n pbzchgre?
N shpxvat xabj-vg-nyy.

Ubj qb cbynpxf unir beny frk?  Gurl fvg arkg gb rnpu bgure
naq fnl "shpx lbh."

Jul qvq Tbq vairag Tragvyrf?  Fbzrobql unq gb ohl ergnvy.

Jung qvq gur Vaqvna fnl gb gur zreznvq?  Ubj.

Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n cevpx jvgu n cbgngb?  N qvpgngbe.

Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n Wncnarfr crefba jvgu n cebfgvghgr?
Fbzrbar jub fhpxf lbhe Nzrevpna Rkcerff Pneq.

Ubj qvq gur cbyvfu alzcubznavnp puvc ure gbbgu?
Ba ure ivoengbe.

Jul qbrf Uryra Xryyre jrne gvtug cnagf?  Fb crbcyr pna ernq ure yvcf.

Jul qvq Tbq tvir jbzra intvanf?  Fb zra jbhyq gnyx gb gurz.
Jul qvq Tbq tvir jbzra intvanf?  Fb zra pbhyq cvpx gurz hc yvxr n 6-cnpx.

Qvq lbh urne gur bar nobhg gur cvbhf byq Wrjvfu zna jub jnf qlvat naq ur
nfxrq uvf snzvyl gb pnyy n cevrfg orpnhfr ur qrpvqrq ba uvf qrnguorq gb
pbireg gb Pngubyvpvfz?  Jura nfxrq jul ur jbhyq qb fhpu n guvat, ur
nafjrerq, "Vs fbzrobql'f tbggn tb, yrg vg or bar bs GURZ!"