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From: richard@aplvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: Yellowbeard (spoiler, but don't worry)
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Date: Fri, 8-Jul-83 14:50:37 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  8 14:50:37 1983
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	I can't believe that some people liked Yellowbeard!
I thought it was the worst piece of trash in years, and walked out
after 1/2 hour.

	If you think that bloody stumps are funny;
	if you think that bloody nails through bloody feet are funny;
	if you think that getting shit thrown in your face is funny;
	if you think that kicking little girls down stairs is funny;
	...
		then Yellowbeard is the movies for you.

	Even the nacho's at the theatre playing yellowbeard sucked.

	There were about 10 people in the entire theatre, prime time
	Saturday night.  Everyone else was right.

	Yellowbeard: see it iff you like unfunny gross boring things that
	waste time and cost money.

				- Rich Greenberg