Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!hplabs!hpda!fortune!norskog From: norskog@fortune.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: true confession: i read cosmo... - (nf) Message-ID: <1228@fortune.UUCP> Date: Sat, 2-Jul-83 23:03:55 EDT Article-I.D.: fortune.1228 Posted: Sat Jul 2 23:03:55 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 4-Jul-83 16:41:56 EDT Sender: notes@fortune.UUCP Organization: Fortune Systems, San Carlos, CA Lines: 25 #R:rlgvax:-66400:fortune:14800006:000:706 fortune!norskog Jul 2 17:06:00 1983 Playboy ain't no perspective on my mind! As to Cosmo, I once sat down in the public library and read an entire issue. (This was back at UC Santa Cruz, when I had more stamina.) The experience caused my mind to flop about like for a landed fish for approximately half an hour. Since then, I've always been suspicious of any woman wearing makeup or smoking a cigarette. (Actually, I think it was living in Santa Cruz that prejudiced me against those two most vile habits.) To quote Mistah Kurtz, "The horror ... the horror!" (Or Francis Ford Coppola, for you illiterati.) Lance Norskog Fortune Systems megatest!fortune!norskog hpda!fortune!norskog harpo!... sri-unix!... amd70!...