Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site watcgl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!gcsherwood From: gcsherwood@watcgl.UUCP (Geoffrey C. Sherwood) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: mildly offensive, but not worth rotating Message-ID: <616@watcgl.UUCP> Date: Sat, 30-Jul-83 12:27:58 EDT Article-I.D.: watcgl.616 Posted: Sat Jul 30 12:27:58 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 30-Jul-83 23:56:38 EDT Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 12 A young couple jumped out of their car and dashed into the park. They hurridly found a secluded spot and began to make frenzied, passionate love. Shortly thereafter, as they were driving away, the young man turned to her and said, "If I had known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time." She replied, "If I had known you had more time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose." - into every life a bad joke must fall - geoff sherwood U. of Waterloo