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From: craig@hp-kirk.UUCP
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Subject: Re: yet another train - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 31-Jul-83 03:26:46 EDT
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hp-kirk!craig    Jul 29 11:59:00 1983

yet another choo choo pun

Roy Rogers was out at his country estate for the weekend with
Dale.  That evening (after dinner) they retired to the porch to 
relax.  They admired Roy's new super duper $1000 boots.  
When they went inside to sleep, Roy foolishly left his boots on the porch.
Sure enough, that night a killer cougar came and shredded the boots.
Roy was more than a little mad about this and decided to teach
the cougar a lesson. So, mounting Trigger, he set off after the cougar.
Three days latter, Dale spies Roy riding in with the cougar skin 
and sings out 
     "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

			But officer, it was for a immortal porpoise,
				Craig Durland