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From: spaf@gatech.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: High-Tech Kinky Sex??
Message-ID: <306@gatech.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 19-Jul-83 09:46:18 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 19 09:46:18 1983
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Whenever I'm in a situation where I might have to use those
pocket protectors for other purposes, I apply my computer
science background and switch over to "virtual sex."
In this case, everyone involved can't tell the difference
from the real thing, but you're actually not doing it until
after you can get to the drugstore.

Anyhow, if you're not able to manage that and you feel you have
to use your pocket protector as an emergency condom, keep 
this tip in mind:
   Remove the pens and screwdrivers FIRST.

Of course, you could always choose to do a hard reset and head
seek instead and avoid the worry....

If you want any other tips, just ask Uncle Spaf.  I can tell
you other ways to resolve those dangling pointers.
Hell, I'll even reveal the secret of double buffering if
you're not faint of heart.  And if you need reassuring,
I'll explain to you how unlikely it is you'll be deadlocked
once you enter that ol critical section.

Just send your cards, letters, money, drugs, and daughters
(attractive housepets ok too) to:
	Wierd Uncle Spaf
	Over behind the couch
	Where you least expect it, USA

And remember, you never have to worry about *any* of this
if you're UNIX!
-- 
"The soapbox of Gene Spafford"

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