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From: john@sdcrdcf.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dirty Johnny
Message-ID: <389@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 11-Jul-83 17:52:35 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 11 17:52:35 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 12-Jul-83 22:27:37 EDT
Reply-To: john@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Dirty Johnny)
Organization: System Development Corporation, Santa Monica
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One day, a new teacher was assigned to Dirty Johnny's class. "Hello
class", she said. "My name is Miss Prussy, and I'm going to be your
new teacher." Knowing Dirty Johnny's reputation, she elaborated, "Now
that's *Prussy*, with an 'r', and I'm sure all of you can remember to
pronounce it correctly." Shortly, the class went out for recess.  When
they returned, the teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell the class my
name?" Johnny thought and thought.  Finally, his face brightened.
"Yeah, I remember now", he said. "It's Miss Crunt."