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From: tim@unc.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: Re: signs of intelligent life
Message-ID: <5577@unc.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 17-Jul-83 22:32:26 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jul 17 22:32:26 1983
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    Since this group is mostly for flames, here goes.

[IGNITE SHAPED CHARGES AROUND PLUTONIUM CORE]

    Do not ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, do ANY of the
following!  These are all common sense rules.

    Don't use net.jokes for discussion of jokes.  That is what this
group is for.  That's what the "d" stands for, see?

    Don't give your slightly altered version of a joke after you see
it on the group.  These contribute absolutely nothing of humorous
value.  Most of us read net.jokes to laugh, not to see a seemingly
endless stream of slight variations on one joke!

    Do not post anything to net.jokes saying "That wasn't funny."
Neither is your note, moron, so what's it doing there?

[DECONTAMINATE WASTELAND]

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