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Subject: Ethnic - insults everyone
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Date: Wed, 29-Jun-83 17:35:32 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 29 17:35:32 1983
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If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?

	A fur coat.


If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?

	The other woman.


If Tarzan and Jane were Polish, what would Cheetah be?

	A gifted child.


If Tarzan and Jane were American, what would Cheetah be?

	President.


		-Dan Klein, Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh