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From: tim@unc.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Sickened by the sickening "sickning" controversy
Message-ID: <5513@unc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 7-Jul-83 12:02:24 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul  7 12:02:24 1983
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            Well, I'm completed some research into the matter,
        and I've discovered an interesting fact: 95% percent
        of all illiterates graduated from the University of
        North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

            Personally, I've never heard of the place.  Does
        anyone know if it's accredited?  Is it one of those
        jock houses with a lousy academic program?  I think we
        ought to demand an investigation.

    All I know about the matter is that my SAT scores, which were 99th
percentile across the board for college-bound seniors, turned out only
96th to 98th percentile for UNC students.  Given this, it is rather
hard to see how an illiterate could even enter the school.

    What is this sudden flurry of cheap shots at UNC?  We are
academically one of the best schools in the Southeast.  If this is
just a way to insult me, I don't mind being personally insulted, so
you're advised to deliver such directly to me.

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