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Subject: Re: Jesus H. Christ
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Date: Mon, 11-Jul-83 09:33:52 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 11 09:33:52 1983
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Regarding children's misquotes...

My friend tells the story of when her daughter was quite young,
and the family had just finished setting up their nativity scene...
She seemed really confused, looking at each of the figures,
behind the manger, on the floor, etc.  Finally, she asked:
"Where's Bert?  Bert's missing!"  {Bert???}

Eventually, the family figured out where the mysterious "Bert"
had come from: the child's Sunday-School teacher had told her
that "Mary gave Bert the baby Jesus..."

Ah yes, from the mouths of babes!