Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!whuxlb!pyuxll!eisx!npoiv!npois!hogpc!3391dms From: 3391dms@hogpc.UUCP Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Re: Jesus H. Christ Message-ID: <215@hogpc.UUCP> Date: Mon, 11-Jul-83 09:33:52 EDT Article-I.D.: hogpc.215 Posted: Mon Jul 11 09:33:52 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Jul-83 05:58:55 EDT Lines: 14 Regarding children's misquotes... My friend tells the story of when her daughter was quite young, and the family had just finished setting up their nativity scene... She seemed really confused, looking at each of the figures, behind the manger, on the floor, etc. Finally, she asked: "Where's Bert? Bert's missing!" {Bert???} Eventually, the family figured out where the mysterious "Bert" had come from: the child's Sunday-School teacher had told her that "Mary gave Bert the baby Jesus..." Ah yes, from the mouths of babes!