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From: jrf@hp-pcd.UUCP (James Fontenot)
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Subject: Dirty Aggie Joke - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 28-Jul-83 03:32:35 EDT
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hp-pcd!jrf    Jul 27 15:36:00 1983


It seems there was this aggie who, while at the beach, noticed all the tastie
ladies were drooling over the lifeguard.  When the aggie confidentially asked
for his secret, the lifeguard whispered,"Put a potato in your pants".

The next day the aggie came to the beach with potato in place - but with no
discernable effect upon the ladies.  He couldn't figure out what the problem
was, so he asked the lifeguard,"Put it in front", replied the lifeguard.