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From: jrf@hp-pcd.UUCP
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Subject: Farters Rights - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 13-Jul-83 03:19:30 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 13 03:19:30 1983
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hp-pcd!jrf    Jul 12 12:45:00 1983


To you people who insist it is your *right* to billow your obnoxious fumes
upon innocent victims:

How do you feel about Farters Rights?

How would you like people farting freely in public when they know it offends
you?  (And you know smoking offends others)  Could you happily enter a smelly
elevator clearly marked  NO FARTING PLEASE?  Could you enjoy your meal at a
restaurant when the odorous cloud engulfs you, as the person at the next table
responds, "I enjoy a good fart after a meal."  Or entering any fart-laden
atmosphere where a nearby sign commands  THANK YOU FOR NOT FARTING?

Or can you tell the defferenc between your smoke and farts?

How about you people who leave your butts lying around?  How would you like
me to stick my butt in a glass after farting and leave it on your table?

Stick That in Your Face and Smoke It (or Fart It as the Case May Be)

jrf