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From: hoyt@hao.UUCP (Douglas Hoyt)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Meaning what?
Message-ID: <594@hao.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 2-Aug-83 10:27:38 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug  2 10:27:38 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 3-Aug-83 02:39:30 EDT
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   Ambiguity means telling the truth when you don't mean to.
 
   An appendix is a portion of a book, which nobody yet has 
discovered any use.
 
   A compliment is when you say something to another which he 
and we know is  not true.
 
   Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we
know to be untrue.
 
   Genius is the infinite capacity for picking brains.
 
   Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast.
  
   Momentum is what you give a person when they are going away.
 
   A period is a dot at the end of a sentence. Period costumes
are dresses all covered with dots.
 
   A polygon is a dead parrot.
 
   Revolution is a form of government abroad.
 
   S.O.S. is a musical term meaning same only softer.
 
   A spinster is a bachelor's wife.