Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!ucbcad!ucbvax!TOPAZ:fantods From: TOPAZ:fantods@ucbvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Smoking and farting - (nf) Message-ID: <253@ucbtopaz.UUCP> Date: Wed, 27-Jul-83 12:24:55 EDT Article-I.D.: ucbtopaz.253 Posted: Wed Jul 27 12:24:55 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 28-Jul-83 20:54:44 EDT References: fortune.1306 Lines: 23 I go outside in the big wind when I smoke, to make sure nasty carcinogens don't stink up offices, homes, restaurants (except sleazy cafes w/expresso + angst) and maybe other places, like elevators. I smoke outside, or in good ventilation. I like smoking, but I like all my little friends, too, who don't like smoking. What do I do about the woman in the office who eats evil-smelling vegie-sandwiches all day and then farts all the time. Big, evil, disgusting farts. She's very vocal about even the tiniest whisp of smoke ambling its way toward her in the hall...yet doesn't seem to realize that her eggplant-avocado-sprouts mulch which is producing e. coli heaven in her intestines is spewing METHANE (a poisonous gas) and who knows HOW MANY other substances (all of which MUST be bioactive, given the source, right?) RIGHT INTO MY AIR!!! Secondary smoke is dangerous, ugly, smells bad. If you don't want someone to smoke near you, take their cigarette away and if they get mad, punch them in the solar plexus and the break their nose. This is very effective. If they're bigger than you are, use a knife or a gun. I'm serious, this is no joke, guys. But if you vegetarian whiners FART near me one more time, you're gonna get it too. RIchard Moorman