Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!floyd From: floyd@burdvax.UUCP (Floyd Miller) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: tombstone joke Message-ID: <916@burdvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 23-Jul-83 23:39:06 EDT Article-I.D.: burdvax.916 Posted: Sat Jul 23 23:39:06 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 24-Jul-83 04:41:16 EDT References: rlgvax.873 Lines: 18 Here is another (rather old) tombstone joke. Stop me if you've heard this one: A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di......eeee" The care taker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely, "Excuse me, sir, but I've been seeing you for hours now, carrying on at this grave. You must have been very close to the deceased." "No, I never met him. Oh why....eeeee did you die.eeeee, why..eeeee did you.." "Sir, you say you never met this person, yet you carry on so? Tell, me who is buried here?" "My wife's first husband!"