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From: thekid@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: What do I think about techniques.
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Date: Wed, 13-Jul-83 03:31:31 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 13 03:31:31 1983
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							13 July 83
WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!		LET'S GO FOR IT!!!!
You guys are getting B-oh-oh-oh-ring!!!

I want dibs on research for the first article about:
		goldfish, Rod Stewart, tennis racquets, and jars of Crisco...
		(the Crisco is to keep the racquet strings dry)

Please mail privately the article on:
		lust, mooses and hoops...

Don't *even* want to read the article about:
		how you lusted in your heart.

Actually, as a long-time singles reader...
I'm currently a bigamist,
did you guys know that bigamy is defined as having one wife too many,
and that monogamy is the same?
anyway, as a long-time singles reader I believe that someone once
threatened to do a survey on "water-sports".
We never did see the results of that one...
Guess they're off somewhere doing original research...
They're off somewhere alright...
Heh, heh.

For a moment...
I think that such questions are doomed to failure.  This net is a little
*too* public a forum for such questions.  I would prefer that the
secretaries (let alone my boss) not know that I have a secret desire
for an overripe canteloupe.  I remember an old joke:  Don't look now,
but your office-mate is a (fill in weird sexual variation).  I would
frankly prefer *not* to know some things about people I work with, and
I suspect that as long as mail is somewhat traceable, it's a bad idea
to do such conversations on the net.  I once posted a question on singles
about infidelity.  I got, oh, 35 responses by mail... NOT *ONE* ON THE NET.
And three of the ones I got privately had been sent from a pseudo login
(they told me so, anyway, don't know if others were or what that proves).
So, hell, it's late (4am, early?) and I should be home asleep.  Goodnight!!!!

		Barney Google, with the goo-goo-googly eyes...
		thekid
		...![ allegra, seismo, mcnc, we13 ]!rlgvax!thekid

p.s.	Sexual techniques that one has "stumbled" on?
	Is that how it's done?

p.p.s.	Spanked for bringing it up?  Freud would have loved that one...

p...s.	HEY ZIG!!!
	How's the social life going?
	Still holding your own?