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Subject: Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup...
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Date: Wed, 27-Jul-83 00:11:42 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 27 00:11:42 1983
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There is nothing like a revival of an old joke to get the blood moving in
the morning.  As such here are some of the many answers I have heard/used
to the ever popular

"Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"So?"
"I ordered a cockroach."

"Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"There can't be, we used them all up in the raisin bread."

"Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Is he dead?"
"I think so."
"Well, try a little TABASCO, that usually brings him around."

"Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"What is he doing?"
"The backstroke."

And to finish off the perfect meal...

"Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my ice cream!"
"Can I help it if he likes Winter Sports?"

				From the warped mind of,

				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz