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From: davido@tekid.UUCP (David Olson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Aggie accident investigator(rot 13 - slightly gross)
Message-ID: <1450@tekid.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 4-Aug-83 12:15:15 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  4 12:15:15 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 5-Aug-83 11:23:52 EDT
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In-Real-Life: David H. Olson @ Tektronix, Instrument Division
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Na nttvr unq whfg wbvarq gur cbyvpr qrcnegzrag naq jnf nffvtarq gb gur
nppvqrag vairfgvtngvba qvivfvba.  Uvf svefg nffvtazrag jnf gb n
irel ivbyrag penfu va juvpu gur ivpgvz'f obqvrf jrer onqyl znatyrq.
Uvf cnegare ortna gur cebprff bs nppvqrag erpbafgehpgvba juvyr ur jnf
nffvtarq gb pngnybt gur svany cbfvgvbaf bs gur ivpgvz'f obqvrf.

Ur fgnegrq jvgu n frirerq nez gung jnf ynlvat va gur qvgpu orfvqr gur
ebnq, naq jebgr qbja, "nuez va qvfu".  Fbzrubj gung qvqa'g ybbx evtug,
fb ur gevrq ntnva, "nez va qvpu".  Gung fgvyy qvqa'g ybbx evtug, fb
ur jrag bire gb uvf cnegare naq nfxrq uvz ubj gb fcryy qvgpu.  Gur
cnegare tnir uvz bar bs gubfr bu-lbh-qhzo-nttvr ybbxf naq va n irel
pbaqrfpraqvat gbar, gbyq uvz gur pbeerpg fcryyvat bs qvgpu.

Gur nttvr jnyxrq onpx naq arkg pnzr gb n urnq ylvat ba gur ebnqjnl,
fb ur jebgr, "urq va ebqr".  Gung pyrneyl jnfa'g evtug, fb ntnva
ur gevrq, "urnq va eubqr".  Abcr, gung jnfa'g vg rvgure.  Gura ur
gevrq, "urnq va eunbqr".  Gung fgvyy jnfa'g vg, naq ur jnf qnzarq vs
ur jnf tbvat gb tb onpx ntnva naq fubj uvf cnegare ubj qhzo ur jnf.
Fb jvgu n dhvpx tynapr bire uvf fubhyqre gb frr vs uvf cnegare jnf
jngpuvat, ur tnir gur urnq n dhvpx xvpx jvgu uvf sbbg, gura jebgr,
"urnq va qvgpu".