Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 7/1/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a lawyer joke Message-ID: <728@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Jul-83 19:06:37 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.728 Posted: Fri Jul 1 19:06:37 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Jul-83 07:40:47 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Operations Office Lines: 17 This joke is dedicated to Dave Sherman who actually ADMITTED to being a lawyer in net.games.trivia! An engineer, a Doctor and a lawyer were sitting around trying to decide what was G-d's chosen profession. The Doctor said: Well, G-d must be a Doctor, for he created man, a biological being. Before him there was only dirt and rocks." "NO!" the engineer cried, "G-d must have been an engineer as he created the world. Before that there was only chaos." The lawyer sat back and smiled smuggly. "And who do you think invented chaos?" My brother is a lawyer, too OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz