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From: lgondor@utcsrgv.UUCP (Les Gondor)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: You know it's going to be a bad day...
Message-ID: <1855@utcsrgv.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 30-Jul-83 14:26:02 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jul 30 14:26:02 1983
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Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
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...when you wake up face down on the pavement.

[I seem to remember a poster with a dozen or so of these; the above
was the only one that stuck in my memory.]

From the idle port of:
Les Gondor, U of Toronto CSRG
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