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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: one letter inserts
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Date: Fri, 22-Jul-83 22:26:33 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 22 22:26:33 1983
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My latest submission to this group also comes from SON OF GIANT SEA TORTOISE
(before flamming starts, my purpose is NOT to save anybody the money of
buying the book, but rather to convince people that they SHOULD buy it.  I
only offer a few from each category represented, and the others are EQUALLY
funny.)  Be that as it may (BTAIM?), the idea is to take a common phrase,
title, and add one letter to it to change the meaning and (hopefully) make
it humorous.  Such as:

From an old ad on tv:
"I'm Debbie, Flay me to Miami"

An ad for a movie of a classical Shakespear play:
"For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and Herb Romeo."

Since every one likes funny signs:
"BRIDE AHEAD.  STOP.  PAY TROLL."

And a quote from a famous book by Lewis Carroll:
"'All right,' said the cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning
with the end of the tail, and ending with the groin, which remained some time
after the rest of it had gone."

				That's tall folks,
				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz