Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 7/1/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A cute restaurant joke Message-ID: <730@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 1-Jul-83 19:18:34 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.730 Posted: Fri Jul 1 19:18:34 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Jul-83 07:42:28 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Operations Office Lines: 17 For twenty years Mr. Sokoloff ahd been eating at the same restaurant on Second Avenue. ON this night, as on every other, Mr. Sokoloff ordered chicken soup. The waiter set it down and started off. Mr. Sokoloff called "Waiter!" "Yeah?" "Please taste this soup." "The waiter said, "Hanh? Twenty years you've been eating the chicken soup here, no? Have you ever had a bad plate--" "Waiter," said Sokoloff firmly, "taste the soup." "Sokoloff, what's the matter with you?" "Taste the soup!" "All right, all right," grimaced the waiter. "I'll taste-- where's the spoon?" "AHA!" cried Sokoloff. You don't HAVE to be Jewish... OZ