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Subject: A cute restaurant joke
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Date: Fri, 1-Jul-83 19:18:34 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul  1 19:18:34 1983
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For twenty years Mr. Sokoloff ahd been eating at the same restaurant on
Second Avenue.  ON this night, as on every other, Mr. Sokoloff ordered
chicken soup.  The waiter set it down and started off.  Mr. Sokoloff
called "Waiter!"
"Yeah?"
"Please taste this soup."
"The waiter said, "Hanh?  Twenty years you've been eating the chicken soup
here, no?  Have you ever had a bad plate--"
"Waiter," said Sokoloff firmly, "taste the soup."
"Sokoloff, what's the matter with you?"
"Taste the soup!"
"All right, all right," grimaced the waiter.  "I'll taste--
where's the spoon?"

"AHA!" cried Sokoloff.
				You don't HAVE to be Jewish...
				OZ