Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!heliotis From: heliotis@rochester.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: 2 jokes Message-ID: <2163@rochester.UUCP> Date: Wed, 6-Jul-83 10:21:28 EDT Article-I.D.: rocheste.2163 Posted: Wed Jul 6 10:21:28 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 8-Jul-83 05:20:31 EDT Organization: University of Rochester Lines: 21 I was actually amused by a joke I heard a WCMF D.J. tell the other day (it may help to know that WCMF studios are on Leighton Avenue): I was walking outside the studio this morning when I saw a huge wheel of nacho cheese lying on the sidewalk, with no one near it! ...I knew what kind of cheese it was because, when I picked it up and started taking it away, someone ran towards me and yelled, "Hey, man, that's nacho cheese!" ~ ~ Another joke by Joan Rivers last night on "Johnny Carson": (Can I talk here?) LA people are so-o-o relaxed that they not declared legally dead until they lose their tan. Jim Heliotis