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Subject: Re: Road Signs
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Date: Tue, 28-Jun-83 19:28:54 EDT
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A follow-up article about towns and driving in them.

Boston is the only town I know where driving is a contact sport.

New York City seems to support the following laws of the road.

a RED LIGHT means that the next 7 cars can go through.

you can do ANYTHING you want to, as long as you honk your horn first.

Putting on your four way flashers entitles you to park ANYWHERE.

Pedestrians have the right of way, UNLESS you are a taxi or a bus.

In Philadelphia, turns signals seem to be an optional piece of equiptment
that NO ONE paid for.

				I take mass transit whenever possible,

				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz