Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!rick From: rick@rochester.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: crude macho extraterrestrial joke (rot 13) Message-ID: <2337@rochester.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 05:36:56 EDT Article-I.D.: rocheste.2337 Posted: Thu Jul 21 05:36:56 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Jul-83 22:10:03 EDT Organization: University of Rochester Lines: 36 [V urneq guvf bire gur cubar, fb vg zhfg or bx gb ergenafzvg vg.] Gjb shmml terra nyvraf unq ynaqrq ba rnegu naq jrer ybbxvat sbe vagryyvtrag yvsr. Vg qvqa'g gnxr ybat sbe gurz gb eha npebff n tnf fgngvba (pybfrq, bs pbhefr). Gur svefg nyvra cbvagf gb n tnf chzc naq fnlf gb gur frpbaq, "V'z tbvat gb nfx uvz gb gnxr hf gb uvf yrnqre." Gur frpbaq ercyvrf, "V qba'g xabj vs lbh fubhyq obgure uvz. Ur ybbxf cerggl gbhtu." Rira fb, gur svefg nyvra tbrf hc gb gur tnf chzc naq fnlf, "Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre." (fvyrapr) "Url lbh! Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre!" (fvyrapr) Fb ur chyyf bhg uvf gehfgl enl tha naq fnlf, "Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre be V'yy mnc lbh!" Ng guvf cbvag, gur frpbaq nyvra fnlf, "V ernyyl guvax lbh fubhyq yrnir uvz nybar. Ur ybbxf cerggl gbhtu gb zr." Gur tnf chzc znxrf ab ercyl. Fb gur svefg nyvra chgf n obyg fdhner vagb gur zvqqyr bs gur tnf chzc, juvpu cebzcgyl rkcybqrf va n thfure bs synzr naq guebjf gur nyvraf npebff gur fgerrg. Nf gurl ner cvpxvat gurzfryirf hc, gur svefg nyvra gheaf gb gur frpbaq naq fnlf, "Lbh jrer evtug. Ur jnf gbhtu. Ubj qvq lbh xabj?" "Nalbar jub pna jenc uvf cevpx nebhaq uvzfrys 3 gvzrf naq fgvpx vg va uvf rne vf abg tbvat gb or n chfubire."