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From: mmp@security.UUCP (Maria M. Pozzo)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: nun joke
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Date: Mon, 4-Jul-83 22:00:53 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  4 22:00:53 1983
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  Three nuns died and went to heaven only to meet St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates.  St. Peter said they had to answer one question apiece
in order to get in. 

To the first nun:  Who was the first man on earth?
Nun: Adam
St. Peter: Right - you may enter heaven.

To the second nun: Who was the first woman on earth?
Nun: Eve
St. Peter: Right - you, too, may enter heaven.

To the last nun: What were the first words spoken on earth?
Nun: Gee, that's a hard one!
St. Peter: Right again - you may enter heaven!