Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxlb.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!whuxlb!npl From: npl@whuxlb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: yet another train Message-ID: <1241@whuxlb.UUCP> Date: Mon, 25-Jul-83 22:42:07 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxlb.1241 Posted: Mon Jul 25 22:42:07 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 26-Jul-83 23:33:46 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany Lines: 16 In (anguished) response to the Chattanooga Choo-Choo jokes: Lamonte Cranston hired a new manservant. While describing to the new manservant his duties, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee table and warned the new manservant that it was not to be touched by him. Some days later, the new manservant was cleaning up, with no one at home, and decided to smaple some of the candy. Just than, Lamonte Crnaston walked in, spied the manservant at the candy, and said: "Pardon me boy, is that the Shadow's nugate you chew?" (Sigh, you had to be there..)