Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!microsof!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!floyd!whuxlb!pyuxll!eisx!pd From: pd@eisx.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: What shall we do this weekend ? Message-ID: <570@eisx.UUCP> Date: Mon, 11-Jul-83 13:41:28 EDT Article-I.D.: eisx.570 Posted: Mon Jul 11 13:41:28 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Jul-83 19:15:15 EDT Lines: 49 1) Make elaborate, ceremoniously romantic dinners for each other. 2) Get a book on 40's & 50's dancing jitterbug et al and learn how to do it. 3) Learn how to juggle together. 4) Massage each other to music. 5) Do crossword puzzles. 6) Get a big world atlas and plan exotic vacations. 7) Try and find enough wild blueberries, blackberries etc to make preserves. 8) Go to the beach on Lunar maxima with Chardonnay, fresh fruit, Challah bread, and watch the moon rise. 9) Go hiking all day, get all grubby and sweaty, come home, have a shower et al, and go to a fiendishly elegant restaurant. 10) Go see incredibly scary movies and cuddle up and shiver all night. 11) Get a zwahili language learning tape and try to talk to each other in zwahili. 12) Find wierd wacky interesting things to do in a nearby big city: a) Off-off broadway plays. b) Avant garde art exhibits. c) Lectures on Rolfing, Primal Scream therapy, and unusual religions, psychologies, philosophys, political view points. d) Rare, old, offbeat films.. e) Sample hole-in-the wall restaurants with unusual offerings. 13) Museums, planetariums, old buildings (eg Cloisters in N.Y) 14) get a book on constellations and go to a secluded dark spot at night and find 'em all. 15) Get a book on local birds, go to a sanctuary, and try to spot them. These and other activitys are brought to you as a free service from the Swami Devanbu Institute for Peace and Plenty. Further books, tapes, materials will be sent to you in exchange for your tax deductible contributions. For a nominal rate of $125 an hour, the swami will personally counsel you and your (poopsicle? hearthrob? honeykins? Creampuff? bon-bon? Sugarmama/papa? appasionata?) partner. Sliding scales are available for the wealthier. Verifiable improvements in all quantifiable aspects are guaranteed, or all payments will be returned except reasonable handling charges. The Swami just wants to improve your life, not take over your wallet and/or city council (like some we won't mention). Swami D. Member, International Brotherhood of Honest working Swamis.