Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!hp-kirk!craig From: craig@hp-kirk.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: yet another train - (nf) Message-ID: <1440@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Sun, 31-Jul-83 03:26:46 EDT Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.1440 Posted: Sun Jul 31 03:26:46 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 1-Aug-83 05:27:20 EDT Sender: netnews@hp-pcd.UUCP Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Corvallis OR Lines: 19 #R:whuxlb:-124100:hp-kirk:8900018:000:705 hp-kirk!craig Jul 29 11:59:00 1983 yet another choo choo pun Roy Rogers was out at his country estate for the weekend with Dale. That evening (after dinner) they retired to the porch to relax. They admired Roy's new super duper $1000 boots. When they went inside to sleep, Roy foolishly left his boots on the porch. Sure enough, that night a killer cougar came and shredded the boots. Roy was more than a little mad about this and decided to teach the cougar a lesson. So, mounting Trigger, he set off after the cougar. Three days latter, Dale spies Roy riding in with the cougar skin and sings out "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?" But officer, it was for a immortal porpoise, Craig Durland