Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!wivax!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk From: dvk@mi-cec.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Ethnic - insults everyone Message-ID: <109@mi-cec.UUCP> Date: Wed, 29-Jun-83 17:35:32 EDT Article-I.D.: mi-cec.109 Posted: Wed Jun 29 17:35:32 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jun-83 03:08:35 EDT Lines: 21 If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be? The other woman. If Tarzan and Jane were Polish, what would Cheetah be? A gifted child. If Tarzan and Jane were American, what would Cheetah be? President. -Dan Klein, Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh