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Subject: Greek Jokes
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Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 02:00:46 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 21 02:00:46 1983
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These three guys, an Irishman, a Jew, and a Greek, all died at
the same time and went up to heaven. They were standing outside
the Pearly Gates, waiting in line, when St. Peter came out to
talk to them. "Guys, I hate to say this, but you have all been a
bit to naughty during your lives. I'm afraid I can't let you
in."

"But, that can't be. We weren't that bad," protested the
Irishman. "I'll tell you what. Let us go back to Earth, and if
we can each resist the sin which we were most guilty of, we get
into heaven."

"Alright," agreed Peter, "But at the first sign of wavering in
any of you, poof! Straight to hell."

The three then reappeared on Earth. They set off, discussing how
they were going to be good an virtuous and all that. They
presently passed a bar. The Irishman, forgetting all about his
resolution, was drawn in by the smell of liquor and promptly
vanished in a puff of smoke.

The other two, sobered by this happening, walked on. They
presently came upon a $10 bill in the road. The Jew, forgetting
all about his resolution, bent over to pick it up, and the Greek
vanished in a puff of smoke...

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In a similar vein, how do they seperate the men from the boys in
the Greek army?

With a crowbar.

	Wayne