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From: brf@machaids.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: And then there are morons who TAILGA - (nf)
Message-ID: <417@machaids.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 28-Jul-83 11:04:22 EDT
Article-I.D.: machaids.417
Posted: Thu Jul 28 11:04:22 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 29-Jul-83 05:40:39 EDT
Organization: Bell Labs, Holmdel
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OK - I'VE HAD IT!!!!!





SO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO STOP TAILGATING, HUH?
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET ME TO STOP.
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BUY BUMPER STICKERS WITH LARGER SIZE LETTERING ON THEM!!!

When I come up on a car with a sign on the bumper
that sez:

      +-------------------------------------+
      | I Brake f.r Fa...ts Who Nuke Fe.... |
      |  U.b..ne G.. B.b. Wh.l.. for JESUS  |
      +-------------------------------------+

NATURALLY I pull up even closer to read the rest of it.
So *DON'T BLAME ME* if we have a wreck!!

And if you don't like my high beams......
GET BUMPER STICKERS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK!!
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                          :-)