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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes
Subject: Boston driving
Message-ID: <954@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 4-Aug-83 01:12:57 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug  4 01:12:57 1983
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The driving problem in Boston is not exactly a new one.  In fact back in
the 1930's my hero George S. Kaufman suggested a solution to the Boston
driving problem:

"Turn all the lights red, and leave 'em that way."

			See "THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER" (the movie OR
			     the play) if you can,

			OZ