Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Some "greeting card" verse Message-ID: <860@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 22:31:18 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.860 Posted: Thu Jul 21 22:31:18 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 22-Jul-83 20:15:04 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Operations Office Lines: 23 Again, I turn to the "Son of Giant Sea Tortoise" as a source for humor to brighten this recently drab newsgroup. As a new feature, todays section is verse that could come from Greeting Cards." "Im just as sad as sad can be! I've missed your special date Please say that you're not mad at me My tax return is late. AT age thirteen you're man, not boy Your fatheer's pride, your mother's joy But between the caterer and the band This day will cost at least three grand. Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme and others... DON'T OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz