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From: andrew@garfield.UUCP (Andrew Draskoy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more signs
Message-ID: <434@garfield.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 2-Jul-83 01:59:48 EDT
Article-I.D.: garfield.434
Posted: Sat Jul  2 01:59:48 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 2-Jul-83 23:06:51 EDT
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In Hungary, at a lakeside resort, a sign warns in several languages
that the water is much shallower than it looks.  The english part is
slightly off though:

	Do not spring into the water
	Is too short.

Somewhere in the world I saw two signs that at first glance looked like
just one, causing great amusement:

	------------------------
	|    Road Bad Ahead    |
	- - - - - - - - - - - - 
	|   Use Your Ashtray   |
	------------------------

Just what that would mean literally, I'm not sure.