Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!rh From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Parrot Joke (ROT13) Message-ID: <495@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Mon, 25-Jul-83 03:21:42 EDT Article-I.D.: mit-eddie.495 Posted: Mon Jul 25 03:21:42 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 25-Jul-83 17:00:08 EDT References: <218@hogpc.UUCP> Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 34 Zef. Wbuafba unq n irel ornhgvshy naq vagryyvtrag cneebg. Gurer jnf whfg bar ceboyrz jvgu uvz, ubjrire: Ur yvxrq gb shpx Ze. Unjxvaf puvpxraf arkg qbbe. Zef. Wbuafba fpbyqrq uvz gvzr naq gvzr ntnva, ohg ur jbhyq whfg ynhtu ng ure. Svanyyl, fur gbyq uvz gung vs ur qvq vg ntnva, fur jbhyq phg nyy bs gur srnguref bss gur gbc bs uvf urnq. Guvf fborerq gur cneebg hc n ovg, ohg gur arkg qnl, ur whfg pbhyqa'g erfvfg tbvat arkg qbbe. Orfvqrf, fur'q arire qbar nalguvat yvxr gung; fur jnf whfg oyhssvat. Jryy, Ze. Unjxvaf pnzr bire, enagvat naq enivat nobhg ubj gur cneebg unq orra shpxvat uvf puvpxraf ntnva. Zef. Wbuafba gbyq uvz gung fur jnf fbeel naq gung vg jbhyq arire unccra ntnva. Fur gbbx bhg ure fpvffbef naq tenoorq gur cneebg ol gur arpx naq phg nyy gur srnguref bss gur gbc bs uvf urnq, whfg yvxr fur fnvq fur jnf tbvat gb qb. Gung avtug, Zef. Wbuafba unq n ovt cnegl ng ure ubhfr. Orsber vg fgnegrq, fur gbbx gur cneebg naq chg uvz ba gbc bs gur cvnab ol gur sebag qbbe. "Fvapr lbh qvfborlrq zr gbqnl, lbh unir gb fgnl urer ba gur cvnab gbavtug. Abj, qba'g lbh qner zbir." Jryy, gur cneebg jnf cerggl cvffrq bss nobhg univat uvf urnq oner, naq ur jnfa'g gbb unccl nobhg univat gb fcraq gur jubyr riravat ba gur cvnab. Fgvyy, nf ur hfhnyyl qvq, jura gur ohgyre jbhyq naabhapr gur thrfgf nf gurl neevirq, ur jbhyq fnl uryyb gb gurz. Whfg gura, gjb onyq-urnqrq zra pnzr gb gur qbbe. Orsber gur ohgyre pbhyq fnl nalguvat, gur cneebg lryyrq, "Bxnl, lbh puvpxra-shpxref, hc urer ba gur cvnab jvgu zr!" -- Randwulf (Randy Haskins) genrad!mit-eddie!rh or... rh@mit-ee (via mit-mc)