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From: kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: results of survey: jokes as cliche
Message-ID: <633@vax2.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 3-Aug-83 20:03:52 EDT
Article-I.D.: vax2.633
Posted: Wed Aug  3 20:03:52 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 4-Aug-83 17:00:22 EDT
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Talk about sad.  Here is the result of the universal-joke-as-cliche contest.
I wont mention elephant jokes here (oops, I guess I just did).  I have
noticed that I am enjoying net.jokes a lot less recently.  I guess all the
funny people have gotten jobs in management and stopped using their
terminals.  Maybe we should send out lightbulb jokes again...


>From fluke!dave

I just flew in from xxxxx and boy are my arms tired.

>From microsof!decvax!harpo!eagle!jerry

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
That was no lady, that was my wife.




>From microsof!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!cires!nbires!segal

How about, "Take my wife ... Please".  (Henny Youngman).

>From microsof!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz

Some of my favorite cliches/jokes


"Who as that lady I saw you with last night?"

"Walk this way."

"A man walked up and said he hadn't had a bite in three days"

"Hey, you.  Call me a taxi."

"Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this."
"DON'T DO THAT!"

"Mr. Smith, I am afraid that you have snu in your blood."
"SNU!  WHAT'S SNU?!!"
"Nothing, what's snu with you?"

"Doctor, Doctor, my arm is turning green."
"HAVE YOU EVER HAD THIS BEFORE?"
"Yes."
"WELL, YOU HAVE IT AGAIN."

				Stop me if you heard this one ...