Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!garfield!andrew From: andrew@garfield.UUCP (Andrew Draskoy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: more signs Message-ID: <434@garfield.UUCP> Date: Sat, 2-Jul-83 01:59:48 EDT Article-I.D.: garfield.434 Posted: Sat Jul 2 01:59:48 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Jul-83 23:06:51 EDT Lines: 17 In Hungary, at a lakeside resort, a sign warns in several languages that the water is much shallower than it looks. The english part is slightly off though: Do not spring into the water Is too short. Somewhere in the world I saw two signs that at first glance looked like just one, causing great amusement: ------------------------ | Road Bad Ahead | - - - - - - - - - - - - | Use Your Ashtray | ------------------------ Just what that would mean literally, I'm not sure.