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From: jlilien@sdcrdcf.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: slightly gross or obscene
Message-ID: <354@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 27-Jun-83 17:26:38 EDT
Article-I.D.: sdcrdcf.354
Posted: Mon Jun 27 17:26:38 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jun-83 12:01:01 EDT
Reply-To: jlilien@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Joel Lilienkamp)
Organization: System Development Corporation--a Burroughs Company
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Bar qnl Trbetr unq na nccbvagzrag jvgu gur Havgrq Fgngrf Cngrag bssvpr.
Ng uvf vagreivrj, gur cngrag bssvpre nfx uvz gb fubj uvf vairagvba.  
Trbetr cebprrqrq gb cebqhpr jung ybbxrq yvxr urnygul, ohg bgurejvfr
beqvanel nccyrf.

"Lbh pna'g cngrag nccyrf!"  gur cngrag bssvpre fnvq.

"Ohg gurfr nera'g beqvanel nccyrf!" Trbetr ercyvrq.

"V qba'g pner jung xvaq bs nccyrf gurl ner, lbh whfg pna'g cngrag nccyrf.
Nccyrf ner tebja, naq lbh pna bayl cngrag guvatf lbh vairag lbhefrys."

Trbetr fnvq, "Ohg whfg gnxr n gnfgr bs gurfr, naq lbh'yy frr gung V unq
gb unir vairagrq gurz."

Gur cngrag bssvpre unq tbggra n yvggyr vzcngvrag ng guvf cbvag, naq dhvpxyl
ovg vagb bar bs gur nccyrf.  Nyzbfg vzzrqvngryl, ur rkpynvzrq, "V qba'g
oryvrir vg!  Guvf ybbxf whfg yvxr na nccyr, ohg gnfgrf rknpgyl yvxr n
fgenjoreel!  V whfg qba'g oryvrir vg!"

"Ghea vg bire, naq gnxr n ovgr bhg bs gur bgure fvqr," Trbetr gbyq gur
bssvpre.

Gur bssvpre qvq fb, naq rkpynvzrq,  "V qba'g oryvrir guvf rvgure!  Guvf fvqr
gnfgrf rknpgyl yvxr n onanan!"

Trbetr gura fnvq, "Jryy lbh gubhtu gung nccyr jnf vagrerfgvat, abj gel
guvf bar.  Vg gnfgrf whfg yvxr Chffl!"

Gur cngrag bssvpre dhvpxyl ovg vagb gur frpbaq nccyr, znqr gur zbfg njshy
snpr cbffvoyr, naq rkpynvzrq, "Lbh fnvq guvf jbhyq gnfgr yvxr Chffl.  Ohg
vg gnfgrf yvxr fuvg!"

Fb Trbetr ercyvrq, "Jryy, ghea vg bire!"

	Cheers,
	joel