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From: ix900@sdccsu3.UUCP
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Subject: Dirty Johnny
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Date: Tue, 5-Jul-83 13:21:59 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  5 13:21:59 1983
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     Way back when I remember there was a series of "Dirty Johnny"
jokes that were rather amusing (to a 12-year-old, anyway).  Their
title hero was a little kid who'd take every opportunity he could
to show off his wide vocabulary of obscenities.  I can recall only
the following--anybody out there know others?  [Rest is rot 13]

	Bar qnl Qvegl Wbuaal'f pynff jnf univat n fcryyvat dhvm.
Gur grnpure jnf nffvtavat rnpu fghqrag n yrggre naq nfxvat uvz be
ure gb guvax bs naq gura fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu gung yrggre.
	Jura vg pnzr gb Qvegl Wbuaal'f ghea gur grnpure jnf jbeevrq.
	"Uzz, V'q orggre or pnershy.  Ur'f fher gb svaq n onq jbeq
vs ur pna.  Yrg'f frr.  "N"--ab, gurer'f "nffubyr."  "O"--ab, "onfgneq"
be "ovgpu."  "P"--hu-hu, fbzr ernyyl *anfgl* jbeqf ortvaavat jvgu "p."
"Q" vf "qnza."  "R"--"r"--jbaqreshy, V pna'g guvax bs nal qvegl jbeqf
ortvaavat jvgu "r!"
	Fb gur grnpure nfxrq Qvegl Wbuaal gb fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu
gur yrggre "r."
	Qvegl Wbuaal jevaxyrq hc uvf oebj naq ortna guvaxvat ernyyl
uneq.  Gur grnpure pbhyq frr ur jnf gelvat uvf orfg gb pbzr hc jvgu
fbzrguvat svygul.  Svanyyl Qvegl Wbuaal oevtugrarq.
	"Rys," ur fnvq.  "R-Y-S."
	Gur grnpure jnf onssyrq.  "Rys!!??"
	"Lrnu, rys," fnvq Wbuaal.  "Lbh xabj, yvggyr zbgureshpxref 'obhg
fb uvtu?"