Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!csu-cs!silver From: silver@csu-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: English Rules of Thub (sic) Message-ID: <2287@csu-cs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-Jun-83 18:47:16 EDT Article-I.D.: csu-cs.2287 Posted: Tue Jun 28 18:47:16 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 29-Jun-83 20:26:34 EDT Lines: 14 1: Don't use no double negatives. 2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents. 3: Join clauses good, like a conjunction should. 4: About them sentence fragments. 5: When dangling, watch your participles. 6: Verbs has got to agree with their subjects. 7: Just between you and i, case is important. 8: Don't write run-on sentences when they are hard to read. 9: Don't use commas, which aren't necessary. 10: Try to not ever split infinitives. 11: It is important to use your apostrophe's correctly. 12: Proofread your writing to see if you any words out. 13: Correct speling is essential.