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From: death@yale-com.UUCP (Doctor Death)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Eat Hot Lead Imperialist Pigs
Message-ID: <1782@yale-com.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 21-Jul-83 09:19:47 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 21 09:19:47 1983
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WARNING:
NO SENTENCE CAPITALIZATION
        so go log out if you're already too offended
SOMETIMES FUNNY-LOOKING WORDS
OCCASIONAL INTENTIONAL MISSPELLING
        see instruction for capitalizaton
NO SEAT BELTS OR FARTING OR HOMOSEXUAL/RACIAL/SEXIST THOUGHTS DURING ARTICLE
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i have been sorely reprimanded by my fellows on the net for
my vituperative comments about net.music and david.bowie and one
of his recent commercial efforts; for defaming the sanctity of
the network; and for being a general poopoo head.  to those who
wish to read into my articles offense that wasn't intended, you have
my blessings. please BE offended, rend your garments, and put
ice cream into your shoes.  i am happy for you now.

i am sick and tired of wading through pages and pages and yet again pages
of sanctimonious wind-breaking on the net most of which deals with how one
shouldn't be discussing certain things on some particular news group, or
how so-and-so is out of line saying certain things.  why these seemingly
self-appointed bastions of network purity carry on so i no longer care.

it is nice that people here have a forum whereby they can voice their own
particular silly ideas, and have a fine time doing so, and mouth off to
other people who are having a bang-up time voicing equally silly notions.
however, wading through the numerous and oderiferous piles of "that's a
no-no" to find only an occasional article with any punch at all amongst the
flowery intellectualizations about whether to use a DICTIONARY or not, for
god's sakes, has finally gotten to me.  To paraphrase shakespeare, it
provoketh sleep and urine.  especially urine.

so i am sending this to net.flame, where it was suggested that i stick it.
i suggest that it be stuck other places.  i make a last concession to
the apparently frail sensibilities of network purity and say farewell.

in the words of the great lance hollywood,

#@$k you if you can't take a joke.

                                    -=-death-=-