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Subject: English Rules of Thub (sic)
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Date: Tue, 28-Jun-83 18:47:16 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 28 18:47:16 1983
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	 1:  Don't use no double negatives.
	 2:  Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents.
	 3:  Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
	 4:  About them sentence fragments.
	 5:  When dangling, watch your participles.
	 6:  Verbs has got to agree with their subjects.
	 7:  Just between you and i, case is important.
	 8:  Don't write run-on sentences when they are hard to read.
	 9:  Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
	10:  Try to not ever split infinitives.
	11:  It is important to use your apostrophe's correctly.
	12:  Proofread your writing to see if you any words out.
	13:  Correct speling is essential.