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From: keith@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: cheap thrills
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Date: Fri, 15-Jul-83 16:09:58 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 15 16:09:58 1983
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Campers,							15 July 83
	What with:
			corsage/flowers				 8.50
(some of us are old fashioned)
			dinner (2)		20.00 * 2 =	40.00
(this isn't some slut, you know)
			wine					15.00
(okay, so you *really* like Blue Nun)
			after-dinner drinks	 3.25 * 4 =	13.00
(well, you've got an hour, and she likes sherry)
			taxi (both ways)			15.00
(you're never gonna find parking)
			theatre tickets		25.00 * 2 =	50.00
(you don't want to sit in the balcony, do you?)

I figure it winds up to be about $141.50.
Well, it may be a thrill, but it sure isn't cheap.
Now I remember why relationships are better...

Of course, since a few of us are students...
			phone call				 .20
(dorm entrance phone wasn't working)
			Personal Pan Pizza @ Pizza Hut		5.50
(she's trying to lose weight)
			2 cokes					1.25
			1 salad bar				 .99
(well, *you* didn't have lunch, poor baby)
			theatre tickets		1.00 * 2 = 	2.00
(normally 4.50, but you bought one of those student discount booklets)
			popcorn (medium)			1.25
			Twizzlers				 .50
			protection				 .75

I figure it winds up to be about $12.44.
Now I remember why I liked being 16.

		With tongue firmly in cheek (whish math speesh diffcul),
		Keith
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