Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site gatech.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!whuxlb!pyuxll!eisx!npoiv!npois!hogpc!houxm!hocda!spanky!burl!sb1!sb6!emory!gatech!spaf From: spaf@gatech.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Truly Tasteless Jokes Message-ID: <281@gatech.UUCP> Date: Sat, 9-Jul-83 22:15:51 EDT Article-I.D.: gatech.281 Posted: Sat Jul 9 22:15:51 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 11-Jul-83 10:12:11 EDT Organization: Georgia Tech, School of ICS Lines: 35 If you really appreciate sick humor, you have probably already seen the book "Truly Tasteless Jokes" published by Ballantine Books and authored by Blanche Knott (!). Well, if you enjoyed those jokes, there is another volume out, named (oddly enough), "Truly Tasteless Jokes Two." What follows is a selection of the jokes from the book in rot13. If you are easily offended or disgusted, you probably won't want to see these. If you enjoy these jokes, get the book. Urne nobhg gur arj oynpx Serapu erfgnhenag? Nafjre: Vg'f anzrq Purm Jung? Vs Cevaprff Tenpr jrer nyvir gbqnl, jung jbhyq fur or qbvat? Nafjre: Fpengpuvat ng gur vafvqr bs ure pbssva. Jung unf 50000 srrg naq pna'g jnyx? Nafjre: Wreel'f xvqf. Jub gnhtug Cevaprff Tenpr gb qevir? Nafjre: Grq Xraarql. Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur yrcre tvtbyb? Nafjre: Ur jnf qbvat terng hagvy uvf ohfvarff sryy bss. Jung'f oyhr naq pbzrf va oebjavrf? Nafjre: Pho Fpbhgf. -- "The soapbox of Gene Spafford" CSNet: Spaf @ GATech Internet: Spaf.GATech @ UDel-Relay uucp: ...!{sb1,allegra}!gatech!spaf ...!duke!mcnc!msdc!gatech!spaf