Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site tekcad.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekcad!franka From: franka@tekcad.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Puppy joke - (nf) Message-ID: <495@tekcad.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Jul-83 22:26:24 EDT Article-I.D.: tekcad.495 Posted: Fri Jul 8 22:26:24 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Jul-83 13:30:03 EDT Sender: ricks@tekcad.UUCP Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 21 #N:tekcad:500007:000:912 tekcad!franka Jul 8 08:39:00 1983 Little Johnny and his father were walking through a park one day where little Johnny happened to see two dogs (ahem) "getting it on". Little Johnny (having never seen this behavior before) asked his father, "Daddy, daddy!! What are they doing?" Little Johnny's father (wanting to be honest with his son) replied, "Well, son, they're making some puppies." Johnny's curiosity was satisfied and they returned home. That night, Johnny woke up and wandered into his parent's room, where he found his mother and father engaged in copulative activity. He was amazed (having never seen this behavior before) and asked his father, "Daddy, daay!! What are you doing?" Little Johnny's father replied, "Well son, we're making a baby." Little Johnny thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you turn her over so we can have a puppy instead." Yes, folks, that was a real knee-slapper, wasn't it, Frank Adrian