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Subject: A Parable
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Date: Tue, 5-Jul-83 12:47:36 EDT
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			"A Parable of Isms"

Socialism:	If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.

Communism:	If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and
		then the government gives you some milk.

Fascism:	If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to
		to government, and then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism:	If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then
		you pour the milk down the drain.

Nazism:		If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps
		the cows.

Capitalism:	If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

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