Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site security.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!mmp From: mmp@security.UUCP (Maria M. Pozzo) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: nun joke Message-ID: <360@security.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Jul-83 22:00:53 EDT Article-I.D.: security.360 Posted: Mon Jul 4 22:00:53 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 5-Jul-83 03:26:45 EDT Organization: MITRE Corp., Bedford MA Lines: 17 Three nuns died and went to heaven only to meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said they had to answer one question apiece in order to get in. To the first nun: Who was the first man on earth? Nun: Adam St. Peter: Right - you may enter heaven. To the second nun: Who was the first woman on earth? Nun: Eve St. Peter: Right - you, too, may enter heaven. To the last nun: What were the first words spoken on earth? Nun: Gee, that's a hard one! St. Peter: Right again - you may enter heaven!