Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site gatech.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!microsoft!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!ariel!houti!hogpc!houxm!hocda!spanky!burl!sb1!sb6!emory!gatech!spaf From: spaf@gatech.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: High-Tech Kinky Sex?? Message-ID: <306@gatech.UUCP> Date: Tue, 19-Jul-83 09:46:18 EDT Article-I.D.: gatech.306 Posted: Tue Jul 19 09:46:18 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 20-Jul-83 20:51:06 EDT References: <667@hou5e.UUCP> Organization: Georgia Tech, School of ICS Lines: 37 Whenever I'm in a situation where I might have to use those pocket protectors for other purposes, I apply my computer science background and switch over to "virtual sex." In this case, everyone involved can't tell the difference from the real thing, but you're actually not doing it until after you can get to the drugstore. Anyhow, if you're not able to manage that and you feel you have to use your pocket protector as an emergency condom, keep this tip in mind: Remove the pens and screwdrivers FIRST. Of course, you could always choose to do a hard reset and head seek instead and avoid the worry.... If you want any other tips, just ask Uncle Spaf. I can tell you other ways to resolve those dangling pointers. Hell, I'll even reveal the secret of double buffering if you're not faint of heart. And if you need reassuring, I'll explain to you how unlikely it is you'll be deadlocked once you enter that ol critical section. Just send your cards, letters, money, drugs, and daughters (attractive housepets ok too) to: Wierd Uncle Spaf Over behind the couch Where you least expect it, USA And remember, you never have to worry about *any* of this if you're UNIX! -- "The soapbox of Gene Spafford" CSNet: Spaf @ GATech Internet: Spaf.GATech @ UDel-Relay uucp: ...!{sb1,allegra}!gatech!spaf ...!duke!mcnc!msdc!gatech!spaf