Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site rabbit.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!alice!rabbit!ark From: ark@rabbit.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.pets Subject: housebreaking a dog Message-ID: <1729@rabbit.UUCP> Date: Wed, 27-Jul-83 02:09:18 EDT Article-I.D.: rabbit.1729 Posted: Wed Jul 27 02:09:18 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 27-Jul-83 13:24:36 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill Lines: 8 I once heard about someone who tried to train a dog not to dirty the rug. Every time the dog would go in the rug, he'd wipe the dogs nose in it and throw the dog out the window. The dog did indeed learn. Every time it went in the rug, the dog would wipe its nose in it and jump out the window.