From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!uw-june!uw70!charles Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Questions Article-I.D.: uw70.118 Posted: Fri Jan 28 07:22:37 1983 Received: Sat Jan 29 07:48:43 1983 Q. What sound does an exploding sheep make? A. SIS-BOOM-BAH Q. Name an apple, a lemon, and a pear. A. McIntosh, Reaganomics, and Dolly Parton Q. Name the highest achievement of a taxidermist. A. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Charles