From: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!mabgarstin
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: YAIJ (Yet Another Insult Joke)
Article-I.D.: watcgl.170
Posted: Mon Feb  7 23:42:26 1983
Received: Tue Feb  8 01:45:12 1983



If your IQ was 5 points higher you would be a tree.

If you were ever complimented all your bits would be 1.

When you were born your mother said, "What a treasure", and your
    father said, "Ya, let's bury him!".

You have a pirate's dream, a sunken chest.

Your so ugly your looks would make a dead dog get up and run away with its
    tail between its legs.

When you were a little your parents used to tie a steak around your neck so
    that the dog would play with you.

Final fooot note aimed at me, my speling and grammar does make an iliterate
    look like an genius.



                                       MAB