From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Mathematicians Vs. Engineers - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1346 Posted: Mon Jan 17 12:28:39 1983 Received: Thu Jan 20 05:36:08 1983 #R:crimson:-143100:uiucdcs:9900069:000:279 uiucdcs!mcewan Jan 17 11:01:00 1983 A mathematician was asleep in a motel room when he awoke to see that the curtains were on fire. Looking around quickly, he saw a sink and a bucket on the floor. "Ah-ha", he cried, "there is a solution!" and went back to sleep. Scott McEwan pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan