From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!hou5b!hou5c!hou5e!jjm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: NAME MARK TERRIBILE CONTEST RESULTS
Article-I.D.: hou5e.261
Posted: Tue Mar  1 12:20:05 1983
Received: Wed Mar  2 07:51:03 1983


	RESULTS OF THE NAME MARK TERRIBILE CONTEST
        ==========================================

	First, let me thank all those who took the time to
	enter our little contest.  We received responses
	from several sites across the country.

	(For those of you who missed out on the preliminary
	 bruhaha that started all of this, I shall explain.
	 Mark Terribile posted a humorous note requesting
	 the we "unmask" the net user who has named herself
	 "Lady Arwen".  I posted a riposte suggesting that
	 Mark was merely jealous because he did not have a
	 title of his own.  Thus was born the "Name Mark
	 Terribile Contest".)

	Following is the complete list of entries.  I have 
	removed a couple of insulting entries in the 
	interest of fairness.  I have also removed any
	indication of who submitted the entry.
	Remember, we are selecting one "nickname" and one
	"regal title" from this list.

		100% Mark-up
		Bull Market
		Doctor Net
		Duke of DeNet
		High-water Mark
		Knight of the Living Dead
		Lady Terribile
		Magic Marker
		Mark My Words
		Mark The Mouth
		Mark The Terrible (2 votes)
		Mark and Mindy
		On Your Mark
		Path Mark
		Post Mark
		Prince of Flames
		Pugsley
		Re:Mark Terribly (or just ReMark Terribly)
		Scuff Mark
		Sir Terrible, Lord of one Marc
		Talk Mark
		TerriBILE
		Terribile the Hacker
		The Bile
		The World's Worst Dressed Man
		Trade Mark
		Trader Mark
		Truly Terribile
		Uncle Pesterly (Uncle Fester + Pugsley)

	Well, the judges have convened and we expect a decision
	at any moment... Ah! There's the puff of white smoke from
	the meeting room.  And the winning entries are...
	(the envelope, please)...

	_________________________________________________________
	|							|
	|							|
	|	Mark "Mark my Words" Terribile, Duke of DeNet	|
	|	      =============		=============	|
	|							|
	|_______________________________________________________|

	Thanks again, and remember, if Mr. Terribile fails
	to use these titles, feel free to flame him.

	Jim McParland
	American Bell - Holmdel
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