From: utzoo!utcsrgv!newman Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: MASH splash Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1185 Posted: Tue Mar 15 16:27:41 1983 Received: Tue Mar 15 16:37:27 1983 Heard on the news that the recent last episode of MASH on tv had 73% or something of all sets in New York tuned in. The public works people were able to infer that viewers were really glued to the tube for the whole show by the fact that immediately after the show the city's water flow dropped by 320 million gallons or something, which could only have been caused by an estimated 1 million people simultaneously flushing their toilets. Hell, why make up jokes, real life is funnier Ken N.