From: utzoo!watmath!rtris
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: golf
Article-I.D.: watmath.4338
Posted: Thu Jan 13 15:08:40 1983
Received: Thu Jan 13 23:30:31 1983



Moses and Jesus one day were out playing a game of golf. They came to a
lane with an enormous waterhazard. So Moses gets out his number 7 iron and
hits the ball right across onto the green.
Jesus looks at it thoughtfully and says: "Hmm, Arnold Palmer would have done
this with a number 5 iron." So he gets it out and swings. The ball lands
right in the middle of the water. Jesus asks if Moses would get the ball for
him, so Moses parts the water, walks in and comes back with the ball.
Jesus has been thinking this while and he insists that Arnold Palmer would
have done this with a number 5 iron. So he swings again and again the ball
lands right in the middle of the water. He looks at Moses who says: "Oh no,
you hit it, you get it." So Jesus walks over the water to the middle, bends
down, grabs the ball and starts to return.
Meanwhile a number of guys come behind Moses and they're very excited.
They come up behind Moses and say, "Wow look at that guy, walking over water,
who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"

"No", says Moses in disgust, "HE thinks he's Arnold Palmer."


								Ralph.