From: utzoo!mark
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: headlines 
Article-I.D.: utzoo.2872
Posted: Tue Mar 15 22:31:40 1983
Received: Tue Mar 15 22:31:40 1983
References: watmath.4729 

from the globe and mail (toronto), some years ago:

BABY KILLED YOUTH, 14 CHARGED


i guess the little tyke needed a lot of help!