From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!guy
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Euphemisms/insults
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1098
Posted: Thu Feb 24 21:26:21 1983
Received: Fri Feb 25 07:25:15 1983

In line with the "If brains were dynamite" one (which actually belongs under
"insults" rather than "euphemisms", here are two from the Harvard Lampoon
"Cosmopolitan" parody:

	If brains were gasoline she wouldn't have enough to drive a pissant's
	Go-Kart around the inside of a Cheerio.

	Rolling her brain down a razor blade is like rolling a BB down
	the middle of an eight-lane highway.

				Guy Harris
				RLG Corporation
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