From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!faustus
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Swifties
Article-I.D.: ucbvax.922
Posted: Mon Feb 21 19:20:50 1983
Received: Tue Feb 22 05:39:56 1983


"The wind has stopped", he said disgustingly.

"That pig is pretty small", he grunted.

"Hey, look at that male cow with the flowers on it", he mumbled.

"There's some kind of nocturnal bird", he growled.          

"Isn't that your female parent", he muttered.

"I can't see", he said excitedly.

"I can't understand the Schrodinger equation", he sighed.

"Give me a large amount of paper", he screamed.

"Parasitic bugs found on dogs are expensive", he said causticly.

"Give me some statistics on the VAXes we have", he interrupted.

"I'm going to try to use this tool again", he replied.

"I write my poetry the conventional way", he said perversely.

"I just had a brain transplant", he reminded.

"A circle can't be square", he frowned.

"I prefer aluminum cans", he continued.

"I'm going to move to the center of the boat", he decided.

I could go on forever. These are so cheap. (Please excuse
me if I have duplicated any off these that have already
appeared.) I have always thought that you could make a pun on
any word whatsoever if you have no concern for the quality of
the humor...

	Wayne