From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!ubc-visi!mprvaxa!shinbro
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: The Ultimate Reagan Joke
Article-I.D.: mprvaxa.141
Posted: Fri Feb  4 17:05:47 1983
Received: Sun Feb  6 05:48:50 1983

It seems there was an international medical convention in Geneva,
and a German, a Russian, and an American were discussing recent
medical advances.

The German said, "My country is the most advanced in the world.
In Germany, we can transplant a kidney from a dog into a man, and
in a month he'll be up and about and looking for work."

The Russian turned up her nose and said, "That's nothing!  In my
country, we can transplant the liver from a bear into a man, and
in two weeks he'll be up and about and looking for work.'

The American sneered and said,  "That's nothing.  In my country,
we can transplant an asshole from Hollywood into the White House,
and in six months ten million people will be looking for work."



		Glad I'm living in Canada,

		      Mia Shinbrot,
		      Microtel
		      Pacific Research,
		      Vancouver, BC
		      ...!mprvaxa!shinbro