From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!deb
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Insults
Article-I.D.: allegra.794
Posted: Tue Jan 25 22:39:45 1983
Received: Fri Jan 28 03:19:20 1983

If brains were holy water, you couldn't baptize a mosquito. (More effective
if said in Spanish, or Italian.)