From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!rlr
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: re: Euphemism
Article-I.D.: pyuxjj.443
Posted: Tue Mar 15 08:42:32 1983
Received: Fri Mar 18 20:23:45 1983
References: burl.70

We've all heard:  "He can't walk and chew gum at the same time."

How about:
	"He can't chew gum at the same time."