From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!vestal Newsgroups: net.singles Title: One of the many pleasures spring affords us all Article-I.D.: uw-beave.426 Posted: Wed Mar 23 23:21:14 1983 Received: Fri Mar 25 07:47:02 1983 Spring is here! Spring is here! Life is skittles and life is beer! I think that spring is the lovliest time of the year. I do! I do! Don't You? 'Course you do! But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me... One thing that makes spring complete for me... All the world seems in tune On a spring afternoon When you're poisoning the pigeons in the park! On a Sunday you'll see My true love and me As we're poisoning the pigeons in the park! ..... (Plagiarized from Tom Lehrer in the grand style of Lobochevsky)