From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!floyd Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: news - (nf) Article-I.D.: burdvax.579 Posted: Sun Feb 20 05:01:09 1983 Received: Mon Feb 21 19:08:54 1983 References: uiucdcs.1482 Newspapers seem to vary in size from day to day. I often wonder why there is exactly enough to sensationalize on TV in 1/2 an hour.