From: utzoo!utcsrgv!newman
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: MASH splash
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1185
Posted: Tue Mar 15 16:27:41 1983
Received: Tue Mar 15 16:37:27 1983


Heard on the news that the recent last episode of MASH on tv had 73% or
something of all sets in New York tuned in. The public works people
were able to infer that viewers were really glued to the tube for the
whole show by the fact that immediately after the show the city's water
flow dropped by 320 million gallons or something, which could only
have been caused by an estimated 1 million people simultaneously flushing
their toilets.

					Hell, why make up jokes, real 
					life is funnier
					Ken N.