From: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!amd70!eager
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: OK, Enough
Article-I.D.: amd70.1498
Posted: Wed Feb 23 12:18:40 1983
Received: Thu Feb 24 08:32:50 1983

I have received several comments about the Paddy O'Furniture joke that
went out under my name.  May I repeat that this was not my doing and I
would appreciate not receiving more comments or curses.

The culprit has been identified.  After a thorough horse-whipping, he
admitted this forgery, as well as many other crimes.  If you have any
situations for which you need a scapegoat, I am sure he will be in a
position to volunteer, with only the slightest encouragement.

-- Mike Eager