From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!holland Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: news - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1482 Posted: Wed Feb 16 20:34:44 1983 Received: Sun Feb 20 03:45:57 1983 #N:uiucdcs:9900074:000:102 uiucdcs!holland Feb 16 19:07:00 1983 Have you ever wondered why there is always exactly enough news to fill every newspaper in the world?