From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Title: Re: Insults Article-I.D.: mi-cec.226 Posted: Thu Feb 3 10:30:08 1983 Received: Fri Feb 4 05:42:12 1983 As I heard it, LBJ's knockdown was "...couldn't pour piss out of a boot..." Some others: He is just like a fart: all around and of no use to anyone. You sir, are a drunkard. And you madame, are ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober. Sir, were I your wife I would sweeten your coffee with poison. Madame, were you my wife, I would drink it. (The last two rebuttals are attributed to Sir Winston Churchill. I forget who the lady was.) -Dan Klein, Mellon Intitute, Pittsburgh