From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!vax135!ariel!bgb Newsgroups: net.suicide Title: Naturally Article-I.D.: ariel.203 Posted: Fri Jan 14 14:04:52 1983 Received: Sat Jan 15 07:01:01 1983 I disapprove of the idea of suicide. Death of natural causes seems more dramatic and suspenseful (i.e. will he die? when will he die?). But I intend to go out with a joke. My last words are going to be (as I slowly fade out)," B-b-behind th-the f-f-fire...place ..." Gasp! THUD! My ghost will roll in hysterical fits of laughter everytime I see that side of the house being pulled apart as whoever searches for what must be some sort of treasure. The only problem I forsee is the possibility that I'll die in my sleep. Bill Backus PS. I also have a long wait ahead of me.