From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!presley Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Recipe Article-I.D.: mhuxj.1123 Posted: Mon Feb 7 13:07:54 1983 Received: Wed Feb 9 01:15:06 1983 Death (Warmed Over) 1 cauldron boiling oil 5 lbs hacked carrion 2 qts curdled blood 1 carafe hemlock 3 1/2 cups toadstools (decapitated) 1 cloven hoof 7 cans Bon Vivant soup 13 heaping tbsps arsenic powder, salt, papper, mace Place carrion on rack. Smother in salt, pepper and mace. Remove from rack and drown in marinade of hemlock and blood. Place in dark, dank corner. Heat oil. When it reaches rolling boil, add hoof. Cook 30 days. Add decapitated toadstools. Stir mixture with silver stake. Scrape mold from carrion and set aside. Add carrion to boiling oil. Slowly, very slowly, drip soup on meat. Make a paste of mold and arsenic powder. (To moisten, use any of the basic body oils.) Remove meat and skewer it. Pour paste over it. Serve immediately with Little Caesar Salad.