From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!bcase
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Call for Euphemisms - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1543
Posted: Tue Feb 22 22:28:17 1983
Received: Thu Feb 24 01:54:40 1983

#R:ucbvax:-91400:uiucdcs:9900081:000:188
uiucdcs!bcase    Feb 22 18:51:00 1983

I have one.  I think I hear the greatest variety of these while
whatching the Tonight Show when J. Carson is present (he has a million
of 'em).

    `Doesn't have both oars is the water.'