From: utzoo!dciem!mmt Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: doggie joke Article-I.D.: dciem.143 Posted: Fri Jan 14 16:33:08 1983 Received: Fri Jan 14 19:56:31 1983 References: utcsrgv.847 A man was walking his big ferocious dog, which had fought many other dogs in its life, when he met another man walking a long low yellow dog. The two dogs naturally began to fight, and the long low yellow dog ate the big ferocious dog. The first man was aghast: "What kind of a dog IS that, that could eat my big dog?" "Before I cut its tail off and painted it yellow, it was an alligator" Martin Taylor (forgot where I heard it first)