From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!hou5b!hou5c!hou5e!jjm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Unmask Lady Arwen
Article-I.D.: hou5e.220
Posted: Fri Feb 18 12:27:19 1983
Received: Sun Feb 20 02:21:58 1983
References: hou5e.215


	NO!  Do not "unmask" Lady Arwen!  how are we to know that
	she is not a true member of nobility?  I for one am 
	willing to assume that Lady Arwen is everything she claims to be.

	Mark Terribile's comments requesting this "unmasking" must be
	because he is jealous!  Shall we select a title for Mark
	so that he will not harass Lady Arwen?

	Since I have an office directly across from Mark, I 
	volunteer to arbitrate this.  MAIL your suggestions
	for Mark Terribile's title to me.  DO NOT post them
	to the net, where everyone can see them.  We don't
	want to slander or defame anyone, do we?  I will
	collect the nominations, edit out the obscene or
	blatantly derisive titles, and post the results!

	(keep in mind Mark's occasional flames to the net,
	i.e. during the zinfandel/zehntek duplication
	problems)

	My nomination is "Mark Terribile, Knight of the Living Dead".

	Keep those cards and letter coming in!

	Jim McParland
	American Bell - Holmdel
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