From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!uwvax!reid
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Insults
Article-I.D.: uwvax.738
Posted: Fri Jan 28 18:58:38 1983
Received: Sat Jan 29 07:38:54 1983
References: allegra.794

Your brain on the edge of a razor blade is like a pea rolling down an eight-
lane highway....

If brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow your nose....

(from Junior High School, I think)

Glenn Reid