From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!ariel!orion!lime!we13!plw
Newsgroups: net.misc
Title: Re: Secular Humanism
Article-I.D.: we13.424
Posted: Sat Mar 12 13:48:33 1983
Received: Sun Mar 13 10:26:31 1983
References: teklabs.1815


		A NEW RELIGION HAS BEEN FORMED

Name: Secular Humanism

God: Science

Priests: Scientists

Temples: Laboratories

Seminaries: Public Schools

Revelations: Only given to those priests who have rigorously studied the
	     creed and have done many years service in the temples

Creed: The Scientific Method

Availability: All are required to follow the tenets established by the priests;
	      temples are not open to the general public nor is the working of
	      miracles available to everyone; the priests give to the general
	      populace the revelations of the god

Tolerance: None - children are required to be taught the tenets from a very
	   young age so as not to be 'corrupted' by other beliefs. No separation
	   of church and state is permitted. The state is used to enforce the
	   teaching of this religion and no others.


			Flame on acolytes and priests of this new religion,
			Pete Wilson
			lime!we13!plw