From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!teklabs!keithe Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: real programmers Article-I.D.: teklabs.1829 Posted: Tue Mar 15 23:58:47 1983 Received: Wed Mar 23 01:32:12 1983 Real Programmers use (and can read and write) TECO Real (Time) Programmers write in FORTH Real Programmers don't know a carburetor from a radiator Real Programmers have their wives fix the flat tire Real Programmers don't use screen editors Real programmers know at least four functions for every key on their keyboard.