From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!npois!houxm!houxa!houxb!wrongLogin
Newsgroups: net.suicide
Title: many ways
Article-I.D.: houxb.203
Posted: Wed Feb  2 14:27:26 1983
Received: Thu Feb  3 06:13:08 1983

Razors Pain You,
Rivers are Damp,
Acids Stain You,
Drugs Cause Cramp.

Guns Aren't Lawful,
Nooses Give,
Gas Smells Awful,
Might as Well Live.

from memory without permission of the author Dorothy Parker

...harpo!druxv!cdash {charlie shub}