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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Datsun joke
Article-I.D.: ihtnt.276
Posted: Mon Feb 21 13:19:59 1983
Received: Wed Feb 23 05:25:47 1983

	There was once a snail who went car shopping.  After a
whole day's test driving and negotiating, he decided he liked the
280Z the most.
	So he went to the dealer.
Dealer: Ah, Mr. Snail, glad to see you back.
Snail: Does this 280Z here come in red?
D: We don't have it in the showroom, but we can order one for you.
S: Very well, as long as we are ordering it, I'd like to put in
   some options, I want to install a cassette recorder..
D: okay..
S: have the windows tinted..
D: fine..
S: drill in a sunroof...
D: we'll do..
S: and change the material of the car seats from vinyl to fabric.
D: Will that be all, sir?
S: One more thing, how about changing the 280Z to read 280S?
D: That shouldn't be a problem, but may I know why?
S: Oh, so that when I cruise around in my new car, people will turn
   their heads with admiration and say, "See that S car go!"