From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!laman
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: A couple more insults
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.19
Posted: Tue Feb 15 11:37:53 1983
Received: Sat Feb 19 04:53:18 1983

You're so ugly, your mother had to put a pork chop around your neck so the
dog would play with you.

You're so ugly, your mother feed you with a sling shot.