From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!gordonl
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: More famous insults
Article-I.D.: microsof.5698
Posted: Wed Feb 23 20:38:44 1983
Received: Fri Feb 25 02:53:07 1983

There's my favorite, attributed to Dorthy Parker:

In reference to a dull play/movie:
	"As dull as the clean parts of a dirty movie..."

Those who have watched those R-rated sex films they show in hotel
rooms ("Swinging Teenage Nympho Programmer Stewardesses...", etc)
know exactly what she meant;  an R-rated sex film IS the "clean
parts of a dirty movie"!