From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!presley
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Aggie Joke
Article-I.D.: mhuxj.1125
Posted: Sat Feb 12 00:17:19 1983
Received: Sun Feb 13 02:24:32 1983

An Aggie and a T-sip (University of Texas) were sitting in a bar when
the 11 o'clock news came on with a report of a distraught woman standing
on the ledge of a building threatening to jump.  "I'll bet you $100 that
she won't jump," the Aggie said.  "Okay, you're on," said the T-sip.

A few seconds later, the woman was shown jumping off the building to her
death.  After the Aggie paid up, the T-sip felt a little guilty and
said, "Here's your money back, I saw that news on the 6 o'clock report."
The Aggie just grumbled, "So did I, but I didn't expect her to jump
again."