From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekmdp!johnk
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: military joke
Article-I.D.: tekmdp.1825
Posted: Tue Mar  8 13:33:00 1983
Received: Wed Mar  9 06:23:23 1983


Two old generals talking over dinner...


Gen. Smith:	General, I know this may be a personal question, but
		how long has it been since you were 'with' a woman.

Gen. Jones:	Oh, I'd say about 25 years.

Gen. Smith:	TWENTY-FIVE YEARS !!??  My heavens, that's a long
		period of abstinence.

Gen. Jones:	(annoyed) WELL, OKAY THEN.  How long has it been since 
		YOU were 'with' a woman?

Gen. Smith:	Nineteen fourty five.

Gen. Jones:	NINETEEN FOURTY FIVE !!??  That's a damn long time too.

Gen. Smith:	LONG?  Hell, (looks at his watch) it's only twenty-one
		hundred now.


				John Kirby
				Tektronix