From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!kcwin!we53!we13!otuxa!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!butch Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Horoscope Slightly Offensive Rotate 13 Article-I.D.: inuxc.610 Posted: Mon Feb 21 22:54:06 1983 Received: Thu Feb 24 07:20:08 1983 NDHNEVHF - Wnahnel 20 gb Sroehnel 18 Lbh unir na vairagvir zvaq naq ner vapyvarq gb or cebterffvir. Lbh yvr n terng qrny. Ba gur bgure unaq, lbh ner vapyvarq gb or pneryrff naq vzcenpgvpny pnhfvat lbh gb znxr gur fnzr zvfgnxrf bire naq bire ntnva. Crbcyr guvax lbh ner fghcvq. CVFPRF - Sroehnel 19 gb Znepu 20 Lbh unir n ivivq vzntvangvba naq bsgra guvax lbh ner orvat sbyybjvat ol gur PVN be SOV. Lbh unir zvabe vasyhrapr bire lbhe nffbpvngrf naq crbcyr erfrag lbh synhagvat bs lbhe cbjre. Lbh ynpx pbasvqrapr naq ner trarenyyl n pbjneq. Cvfprf crbcyr qb greevoyr guvatf fznyy navznyf. NEVRF - Znepu 21 gb Ncevy 19 Lbh ner gur cvbarre glcr naq ubyq zbfg crbcyr va pbagrzcg. Lbh ner dhvpx-grzcrerq, vzcngvrag naq fpbeashy bs nqivpr. Lbh ner abg irel avpr. GNHEHF - Ncevy 20 gb Znl 20 Lbh ner cenpgvpny naq crefvfgrapr. Lbh unir qbttrq qrgrezvangvba gb jbex yvxr uryy. Zbfg crbcyr guvax lbh ner fghoobea naq ohyyurnqrq. Gnhehf crbcyr unir O. B. naq sneg n ybg. TRZVAV - Znl 21 gb Whar 20 Lbh ner n dhvpx naq vagryyvtrag guvaxre. Crbcyr yvxr lbh orpnhfr lbh ner ovfrkhny. Ubjrire, lbh ner vapyvarq gb rkcrpg gbb zhpu sbe gbb yvggyr. Guvf zrnaf lbh ner purnc. Trzvav'f ner xabja sbe pbzzvggvat vaprfg. PNAPRE - Whar 21 gb Whyl 22 Lbh ner flzcngurgvp naq haqrefgnaqvat gb bgure crbcyr'f ceboyrzf. Gurl guvax lbh ner n fhpxre. Lbh ner nyjnlf chggvat guvatf bss. Gung'f jul lbh'yy arire znxr nalguvat bs lbhefrys. Zbfg jrysner erpvcvragf ner Pnapre crbcyr. YRB - Whyl 23 gb Nhthfg 22 Lbh pbafvqre lbhefrys n obea yrnqre. Bguref guvax lbh ner chful. Zbfg Yrb crbcyr ner ohyyvrf. Lbh ner inva naq qvfyvxr ubarfg pevgvpvfz. Lbhe neebtnapr vf qvfthfgvat. Yrb crbcyr ner guvrirf. IVETB - Nhthfg 23 gb Frcgrzore 22 Lbh ner gur ybtvpny glcr naq ungr qvfbeqre. Guvf avg-cvpxvat vf fvpxravat gb lbhe sevraqf. Lbh ner pbyq naq harzbgvbany naq fbzrgvzrf snyy nfyrrc juvyr znxvat ybir. Ivetb'f znxr tbbq ohf qeviref. YVOEN - Frcgrzore 23 gb Bpgbore 22 Lbh ner gur negvfgvp glcr naq unir n qvssvphyg gvzr jvgu ernyvgl. Vs lbh ner n zna, lbh ner zber guna yvxryl dhrre. Punaprf sbe rzcyblzrag zbargnel tnvaf ner rkpryyrag. Zbfg Yvoen jbzna ner tbbq cebfgvghgrf. Nyy Yvoen'f unir irarerny qvfrnfr. FPBECVB - Bpgbore 23 gb Abirzore 21 Lbh ner fuerjq va ohfvarff naq pna abg or gehfgrq. Lbh jvyy npuvrir gur cvaanpyr bs fhpprff orpnhfr bs lbhe gbgny ynpx bs rguvpf. Zbfg Fpbecvb crbcyr ner zheqreref. FNTVGGNEVHF - Abirzore 22 gb Qrprzore 21 Lbh ner bcgvzvfgvp naq raguhfvnfgvp. Lbh unir n erpxyrff graqrapl gb eryl ba yhpx fvapr lbh ynpx gnyrag. Gur znlbevgl bs Fntvggnevhf'f ner qehaxf be qbcr svraqf. Crbcyr ynhtu ng lbh n terng qrny. PNCEVPBEA - Qrprzore 22 gb Wnahnel 19 Lbh ner pbafreingvir naq nsenvq bs gnxvat evfxf. Lbh qba'g qb zhpu bs nalguvat naq ner ynml. Gurer unf arire orra n Pncevpbea bs nal vzcbegnag. Pncevpbeaf fubhyq nibvq fgnaqvat fgvyy gbb ybat nf n qbt zvtug guvax lbh ner n gerr naq cvff ba lbh.