From: utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!tim
Newsgroups: net.flame
Title: Re: NOT ALL LOWER CASE
Article-I.D.: unc.4733
Posted: Tue Mar  1 17:01:25 1983
Received: Wed Mar  2 08:26:50 1983
References: ucbvax.1017


All right, Arnold, who the Hell do you think you are to tell us
what we can and can't flame about? I see scarlet and bite
halfway through my tongue when I see tiny creeps like you who've
never done anything for the community (that couldn't also be done
by a piebald, harelipped  wombat with bad breath, that is) trying
to impose your own sick standards on your betters!!!! Why don't
you use your middle name? What's the CRC stand for anyway, Creeping
Rotten Carnifex? No decent mother would give her son a middle name
like that. As to your mother, I heard about her and that Korean
platoon, yes I did! But I wouldn't call her a traitor, since she'd
just been with the whole Seventh Fleet! They heard her shouting all
the way to Lower Slobbovia! Thus is your ancestry. But I don't believe
in judging a man by his family alone; I believe that his breath is
important too, and frankly I can smell yours through 6000 miles of
telephone lines. When I display an article of yours, everyone on
the floor thinks there's been an explosion at a sewage treatment
plant! Small bugs and other insignificant creatures are killed
in a radius of 1.7 kilometers, but larger life forms merely faint
or fall into a coma. But no, it is not breath alone that makes
you what you are. Remember how they wouldn't let you see your school
records? They were afraid you'd be permanently traumatized by seeing
the size of the denominator of your IQ. And that wasn't really candy
your father kept giving you when you were a kid; why do you think
he told you "Swallow, but don't bite"? Is it true that you've been
an undergraduate for six years? Keep on trying; Pascal really
isn't *that* hard.

In conclusion, Kenneth, let me just say that you are all that the
creationists despise: absolute proof of man's genetic link with lower
life forms.  What apes? I'm talking blue-green algae here!

Tim "No Punches Pulled" Maroney
your mother's bedroom