From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!vax135!ariel!houti!lime!burdvax!coltoff
Newsgroups: net.misc
Title: North Dakota
Article-I.D.: burdvax.506
Posted: Sat Jan 22 20:06:13 1983
Received: Fri Jan 28 01:22:49 1983

I refuse to prove the existence of North Dakota for proof denies faith,
and without faith North Dakota is nothing. On the other hand without
a (North) Dakota there would be no (South) Dakota. Therefore North Dakota
must exist. With this ib mind North Dakota vanishes in a puff of logic.
I will now go on to prove that C = PASCAL and then get myself intoxicated
on an alcoholic beverage.

Joel Coltoff
burdvax!coltoff