From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!alice!rabbit!bimmler
Newsgroups: net.suicide
Title: drivel
Article-I.D.: rabbit.1127
Posted: Tue Feb 15 00:49:09 1983
Received: Thu Feb 17 05:46:33 1983

Well, Enid Brown, with friends like you....

No wonder "CW" is suicidal!  He comes to you with a severe personal
problem he would like to discuss and you blast it across the 
network into the prying gaze of thousands of nosey hacks
(after first broadcasting it down the dormitory halls).
Although you claim to love him, your interests are purely selfish:
YOUR life will be worsened by his death; YOU feel enraged that he
might kill himself; YOU needed his continued company; YOU are
going to curse his memory if all your M&M's aren't eaten. 
What a fine friend!  Ever wonder how HE might feel about things?

And who needs this maudlin, bathetic drivel, anyway?  Think I care about
how easily you cry?  And if you love him that much, why are you
marrying somebody else (a boy, no less)?