From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekcad!keithl Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Another AMPS (Absent Minded Professor Story) Article-I.D.: tekcad.335 Posted: Tue Jan 25 19:30:12 1983 Received: Fri Jan 28 07:24:22 1983 And let's not forget the story of physicist Paul Dirac, who was leaving the faculty club at Cambridge one afternoon, and then stopped by the gate to think. He thought for quite a while, then asked the doorman, "Excuse me. Was I going in, or going out?" The doorman replied, "You were going out." A smile broke across Dirac's face as he said, "Good. That means I've HAD lunch." An apocryphal story brought to America by my Q.M. prof., Dr. John Clarke, and haphazardly misquoted by me. Keith Lofstrom uucp: {ucbvax,decvax,chico,pur-ee,cbosg,ihnss}!teklabs!tekcad!keithl CSnet: keithl@tek ARPAnet:keithl.tek@rand-relay