From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!kcwin!we53!we13!otuxa!ll1!ihldt!ihtnt!tcl Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Datsun joke Article-I.D.: ihtnt.276 Posted: Mon Feb 21 13:19:59 1983 Received: Wed Feb 23 05:25:47 1983 There was once a snail who went car shopping. After a whole day's test driving and negotiating, he decided he liked the 280Z the most. So he went to the dealer. Dealer: Ah, Mr. Snail, glad to see you back. Snail: Does this 280Z here come in red? D: We don't have it in the showroom, but we can order one for you. S: Very well, as long as we are ordering it, I'd like to put in some options, I want to install a cassette recorder.. D: okay.. S: have the windows tinted.. D: fine.. S: drill in a sunroof... D: we'll do.. S: and change the material of the car seats from vinyl to fabric. D: Will that be all, sir? S: One more thing, how about changing the 280Z to read 280S? D: That shouldn't be a problem, but may I know why? S: Oh, so that when I cruise around in my new car, people will turn their heads with admiration and say, "See that S car go!"