From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekmdp!dadla!dadla-b!random
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Title: Insults
Article-I.D.: dadla-b.320
Posted: Tue Feb  1 00:52:08 1983
Received: Wed Feb  2 06:26:30 1983



When they were handing out brains, you thought they said pains and you
	didn't take any.

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said change and you
	told them you wanted a quarter.

You're so dumb that you would loose a battle of wits with an unarmed man!

You're uglier than a mud fence.

Did you practice to be so (______) or were you born this way?

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