From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!dbg
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: lawyer joke
Article-I.D.: ihldt.1280
Posted: Fri Jan 21 18:07:16 1983
Received: Sat Jan 22 05:52:03 1983






What can a pelican do,

That a stork can almost do,

That a duck can't do,

That the average client wishes their lawyer would do?
























Stick their bill up their ass.