From: utzoo!decvax!genradbo!mitccc!hdt
Newsgroups: net.suicide
Title: Re: Deadly games - (nf)
Article-I.D.: mitccc.286
Posted: Tue Feb  8 00:46:28 1983
Received: Fri Feb 11 01:00:09 1983
References: fortune.778

Seriously now, it really is of benefit to hear of failed suicide attempts.
That way you know what methods not to use.

Here's one (untried suggestion).  Hire a hitman, and take out a contract
on yourself.