From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!laman Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: An oxymoron phrase Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.34 Posted: Sat Feb 19 11:25:26 1983 Received: Thu Feb 24 19:02:07 1983 There is this stupid commercial shown occasionally here in San Diego. I don't pay much attention to the details but it is something like this. This guy is interviewing a person with a sinus problem. After the person complains about the throbing pain the interviewer says: "... It sounds like a definite sinus headache (problem ?). ..." I'm not sure of the last word, but it doesn't matter. Look at that line. "sounds like" ... "definite"...? Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mike Laman