From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!tektronix!rich Newsgroups: net.singles Title: Books/MOTOS Article-I.D.: tektronix.876 Posted: Fri Jan 7 14:12:46 1983 Received: Sun Jan 9 02:35:10 1983 Hmmm... I had always heard that Books were used in the eternal question about whether or not to stay single or get married. It goes something like this: Single advocate: "Whenever I want to read a good book, I just go to the library and check one out. That way I don't have to buy it and I can read a different book when I get tired of the others." Marriage minded: "Yeah, maybe so. But, what happens when you go to the library to check out your `favorite' book, and someone else already has it for the evening? And if I buy my book, I can read it anytime and no one else can finger its pages." Cheater: "Library? Buy your own so no one else can read it? I got news for you guys... I've read both your books while you were at work. The ending is the same."