From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ee163cz Newsgroups: net.suicide Title: Two silly new methods... Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.326 Posted: Sat Feb 19 13:45:23 1983 Received: Thu Feb 24 19:29:06 1983 Method #1: Sneak up behind Reagan and shout "The Russians are coming!" This has the advantage that after he and Yuri are finished reacting & counter-reacting, as Tom Lehrer sang, "There'll be nobody left behind to grieve." Method #2: Volunteer to fix the Challenger's engine problem by plugging the leak with your finger. -- Eric J. Wilner (on *really* bad days, the late F. J. Gumby)