From: utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!wm Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Bell ringer joke, part two Article-I.D.: unc.4551 Posted: Sun Jan 23 17:39:57 1983 Received: Mon Jan 24 07:41:13 1983 Everyone has seen the joke for the paraplegic Bell Ringer who died, you know, the one with the punch line - "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell" Well, you lucky souls, there is now a sequel to this joke. Perforce: Naturally, they still needed a bell ringer for the church so they continued to run the ad. The next day another paraplegic bell ringer showed up. Quasimoto gasped and said "I thought you died!" "No, me no die!" replied the slightly funny talking man, "that was me brother, but me can do job for him!" Quasimoto decided to give him a try and so the new guy backed way up, ran full tilt (which is pretty amazing to see) at the bell face first, missed, fell out of the tower and went splat on the ground. Again a crowd gathered asking who the funny man squashed on the ground was, to which Quasimoto answered - "I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother!" Wm Leler - UNC Chapel Hill