From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!rlr Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: re: Euphemism Article-I.D.: pyuxjj.443 Posted: Tue Mar 15 08:42:32 1983 Received: Fri Mar 18 20:23:45 1983 References: burl.70 We've all heard: "He can't walk and chew gum at the same time." How about: "He can't chew gum at the same time."