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Title: Horoscope Slightly Offensive Rotate 13
Article-I.D.: inuxc.610
Posted: Mon Feb 21 22:54:06 1983
Received: Thu Feb 24 07:20:08 1983


NDHNEVHF - Wnahnel 20 gb Sroehnel 18
	Lbh unir na vairagvir zvaq naq ner vapyvarq gb or cebterffvir.
Lbh yvr n terng qrny.  Ba gur bgure unaq, lbh ner vapyvarq gb or pneryrff
naq vzcenpgvpny pnhfvat lbh gb znxr gur fnzr zvfgnxrf bire naq bire ntnva.
Crbcyr guvax lbh ner fghcvq.

CVFPRF - Sroehnel 19 gb Znepu 20
	Lbh unir n ivivq vzntvangvba naq bsgra guvax lbh ner orvat 
sbyybjvat ol gur PVN be SOV.  Lbh unir zvabe vasyhrapr bire lbhe
nffbpvngrf naq crbcyr erfrag lbh synhagvat bs lbhe cbjre.  Lbh ynpx
pbasvqrapr naq ner trarenyyl n pbjneq.  Cvfprf crbcyr qb greevoyr guvatf
fznyy navznyf.

NEVRF - Znepu 21 gb Ncevy 19
Lbh ner gur cvbarre glcr naq ubyq zbfg crbcyr va pbagrzcg.  Lbh ner
dhvpx-grzcrerq, vzcngvrag naq fpbeashy bs nqivpr.  Lbh ner abg irel avpr.

GNHEHF - Ncevy 20 gb Znl 20
	Lbh ner cenpgvpny naq crefvfgrapr.  Lbh unir qbttrq qrgrezvangvba
gb jbex yvxr uryy.  Zbfg crbcyr guvax lbh ner fghoobea naq ohyyurnqrq.
Gnhehf crbcyr unir O. B. naq sneg n ybg.

TRZVAV - Znl 21 gb Whar 20
	Lbh ner n dhvpx naq vagryyvtrag guvaxre.  Crbcyr yvxr lbh
orpnhfr lbh ner ovfrkhny.  Ubjrire, lbh ner vapyvarq gb rkcrpg gbb zhpu
sbe gbb yvggyr.  Guvf zrnaf lbh ner purnc.  Trzvav'f ner xabja sbe
pbzzvggvat vaprfg.

PNAPRE - Whar 21 gb Whyl 22
	Lbh ner flzcngurgvp naq haqrefgnaqvat gb bgure crbcyr'f ceboyrzf.
Gurl guvax lbh ner n fhpxre.  Lbh ner nyjnlf chggvat guvatf bss.  Gung'f
jul lbh'yy arire znxr nalguvat bs lbhefrys.  Zbfg jrysner erpvcvragf
ner Pnapre crbcyr.

YRB - Whyl 23 gb Nhthfg 22
	Lbh pbafvqre lbhefrys n obea yrnqre.  Bguref guvax lbh ner chful.
Zbfg Yrb crbcyr ner ohyyvrf.  Lbh ner inva naq qvfyvxr ubarfg pevgvpvfz.
Lbhe neebtnapr vf qvfthfgvat.  Yrb crbcyr ner guvrirf.

IVETB - Nhthfg 23 gb Frcgrzore 22
	Lbh ner gur ybtvpny glcr naq ungr qvfbeqre.  Guvf avg-cvpxvat
vf fvpxravat gb lbhe sevraqf.  Lbh ner pbyq naq harzbgvbany naq 
fbzrgvzrf snyy nfyrrc juvyr znxvat ybir.  Ivetb'f znxr tbbq ohf qeviref.

YVOEN - Frcgrzore 23 gb Bpgbore 22
	Lbh ner gur negvfgvp glcr naq unir n qvssvphyg gvzr jvgu
ernyvgl.  Vs lbh ner n zna, lbh ner zber guna yvxryl dhrre.  Punaprf sbe
rzcyblzrag zbargnel tnvaf ner rkpryyrag.  Zbfg Yvoen jbzna ner tbbq
cebfgvghgrf.  Nyy Yvoen'f unir irarerny qvfrnfr.

FPBECVB - Bpgbore 23 gb Abirzore 21
	Lbh ner fuerjq va ohfvarff naq pna abg or gehfgrq.  Lbh jvyy
npuvrir gur cvaanpyr bs fhpprff orpnhfr bs lbhe gbgny ynpx bs rguvpf.
Zbfg Fpbecvb crbcyr ner zheqreref.

FNTVGGNEVHF - Abirzore 22 gb Qrprzore 21
	Lbh ner bcgvzvfgvp naq raguhfvnfgvp.  Lbh unir n erpxyrff 
graqrapl gb eryl ba yhpx fvapr lbh ynpx gnyrag.  Gur znlbevgl bs
Fntvggnevhf'f ner qehaxf be qbcr svraqf.  Crbcyr ynhtu ng lbh
n terng qrny.

PNCEVPBEA - Qrprzore 22 gb Wnahnel 19
	Lbh ner pbafreingvir naq nsenvq bs gnxvat evfxf.  Lbh qba'g qb
zhpu bs nalguvat naq ner ynml.  Gurer unf arire orra n Pncevpbea bs
nal vzcbegnag.  Pncevpbeaf fubhyq nibvq fgnaqvat fgvyy gbb ybat nf n
qbt zvtug guvax lbh ner n gerr naq cvff ba lbh.