From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekmdp!johnk Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: military joke Article-I.D.: tekmdp.1825 Posted: Tue Mar 8 13:33:00 1983 Received: Wed Mar 9 06:23:23 1983 Two old generals talking over dinner... Gen. Smith: General, I know this may be a personal question, but how long has it been since you were 'with' a woman. Gen. Jones: Oh, I'd say about 25 years. Gen. Smith: TWENTY-FIVE YEARS !!?? My heavens, that's a long period of abstinence. Gen. Jones: (annoyed) WELL, OKAY THEN. How long has it been since YOU were 'with' a woman? Gen. Smith: Nineteen fourty five. Gen. Jones: NINETEEN FOURTY FIVE !!?? That's a damn long time too. Gen. Smith: LONG? Hell, (looks at his watch) it's only twenty-one hundred now. John Kirby Tektronix