From: utzoo!decvax!yale-com!hawley
Newsgroups: net.misc
Title: bible humor...
Article-I.D.: yale-com.773
Posted: Tue Feb  1 22:24:44 1983
Received: Thu Feb  3 02:52:36 1983


Hmmm.  It says here (somewhere in the 20's of Deuteronomy),

  "If a man has had his stones crushed or his member cut off,
   then he shall not enter into the house of the Lord."

They never read that one in church!  I guess it spells bad news for
Enrico Carouso, Farinelli, and the Aufimmerhochschule fur Kastrati...

- Mike Hawley