From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!dww Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Tom Swifties Article-I.D.: psuvax.1191 Posted: Thu Feb 24 14:38:07 1983 Received: Fri Feb 25 06:25:26 1983 Some swifties I haven't seen on the net yet, courtesy my buddy Chris: "I don't know how we derailed," the motorman said distractedly. "Call the plumber," he said succinctly. "Dit, dit, dit, DAH, DAH, DAH, dit, dit, dit," he said remorsefully. "Cloning can be fun," he said, beside himself. "I've been fleeced," he admitted sheepishly. and my favorite: "I love you, Belle," he told her.