From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!kirk\!russ Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Oregon/California - (nf) Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.631 Posted: Thu Feb 3 12:02:30 1983 Received: Mon Feb 7 00:57:28 1983 #N:kirk:21000002:000:337 kirk!russ Jan 25 22:33:00 1983 Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Seven. One to screw in the light bulb, and six to share in the experience. Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to keep the Californians from sharing in the experience.