From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ee163cz
Newsgroups: net.suicide
Title: Two silly new methods...
Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.326
Posted: Sat Feb 19 13:45:23 1983
Received: Thu Feb 24 19:29:06 1983


Method #1:
	Sneak up behind Reagan and shout "The Russians are coming!"
	This has the advantage that after he and Yuri are finished
	reacting & counter-reacting, as Tom Lehrer sang, "There'll
	be nobody left behind to grieve."

Method #2:
	Volunteer to fix the Challenger's engine problem by
	plugging the leak with your finger.


				-- Eric J. Wilner
			(on *really* bad days, the late F. J. Gumby)