From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxi!mhuxj!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!iwsl2!jgpo Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: The Boss (encrypted; vaguely scatological) Article-I.D.: iwsl2.118 Posted: Fri Jan 14 09:41:05 1983 Received: Sat Jan 15 06:53:59 1983 Reply-To: jgpo@iwsl2.UUCP (John Opalko) Jura gur obql jnf svefg znqr, nyy gur cnegf jnagrq gb or gur obff. Gur rlrf fnvq, "Jr frr guvatf va gur jbeyq naq ybpngr sbbq naq furygre naq jnea bs qnatre, fb jr fubhyq or obff." Gur yrtf fnvq, "Jr pneel gur obql gbjneqf qrfvenoyr guvatf naq njnl sebz guerngf, fb jr fubhyq or obff." Gur unaqf fnvq, "Jr tebbz gur obql, pbyyrpg sbbq, naq snfuvba naq hfr gbbyf, fb jr fubhyq or obff." Gur oenva fnvq, "Lrf, lbh nyy qb gung, ohg ng zl ovqqvat. V ernfba naq qrpvqr, gurersber V fubhyq or obff." Naq fb vg jrag, nyy gur qvssrerag cnegf nethvat naq ovpxrevat bire juvpu jnf gb or gur obff bs gur obql. Svanyyl, gur nffubyr fcbxr hc naq fnvq gung VG jnagrq gb or gur obff. Nsgre n fubpxrq fvyrapr, gur bgure obql cnegf ohefg vagb ynhtugre naq fnvq, "Lbh? Jung qb LBH qb gung'f fb vzcbegnag? Lbh'er whfg na nffubyr!" Jryy, gur nffubyr tbg natel ng gur bgure obql cnegf naq gubhtug, "V'yy fubj gurz. V'yy whfg fgbc zlfrys hc hagvy gurl nterr gb znxr zr gur obff." Naq fb vg qvq. Fbba gur rlrf jrer frrvat qbhoyr, gur unaqf gerzoyrq, gur yrtf jrer jrnx, naq gur oenva jnf srirevfu. Gur obql cnegf uryq n uheevrq pbafhygngvba naq nterrq gb znxr gur nffubyr gur obff. Gur zbeny? Lbh qba'g unir gb or n oenva gb or gur obff; whfg na nffubyr.