From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!ihuxs!dixon Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Call for euphemisms Article-I.D.: ihuxs.286 Posted: Wed Feb 23 08:01:24 1983 Received: Thu Feb 24 02:20:20 1983 Reply-To: dixon@ihuxs.UUCP (D. A. Dixon) John Madden's comment about a football fan: "His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top." d a dixon ihuxs!dixon