From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdcatta!wa277 Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: litcrit (New UNIX program) Article-I.D.: sdcatta.501 Posted: Sat Jan 15 21:55:06 1983 Received: Wed Jan 19 01:56:19 1983 LITCRIT(7) UNIX Programmer's Manual LITCRIT(7) NAME litcrit - perform standard interpretation of literary work SYNOPSIS litcrit [-nMDlfgCp{name}] [-X] [-r] DESCRIPTION Litcrit is used to produce professional-quality interpreta- tions of literary works. Output produced is formatted with -ms macros following the style of the MLA Handbook. Format- ting may be suppressed with the -X flag. Litcrit follows a heuristic hermeneutical program that pro- duces the one "correct" interpretation of the given text. If indeterminacy is desired random interpretations may be generated using the -r flag. This will also insure that several people using litcrit for class assignments will not duplicate one another's work. -n Standard new critical interpretation. Appropriate especially for beginning users. -M Marxist interpretation (sophisticated). -D Deconstructionist reading. Generates a powerful decon- struction of the given text using standard Derridean terminology. Users should be aware of a major bug: in- terpretations are occasionally incomprehensible to the C-shell and may cause sudden erasure of entire files, hangups, and other assorted problems. -l Linguistic analysis. Particularly useful for poetry. Generates an interpretation based on prosodic patterns, etymologies, metrics, etc. Uses a loose variant of a Levi-Strauss/Jakobson program. -f Feminist interpretation. -g Gay interpretation. -C Christian interpretation. Generates for given text the appropriate Christ figure, redemptive pattern, and sym- bology. -p [name] Psychological interpretation. Generates a reading based on one of several available theoretical models. Current meaningful names are: Freud, Jung, Lacan, Erik- son. (Can also be used as a makeshift therapeutic pro- gram with file that is transcript of dream or free as- sociation.) BUGS Current model understands only English. (Unlike other UNIX programs, however, litcrit utilizes the OED plus supplements as its dictionary base. Inclusion of the Bosworth-Toller Old English dictionary is projected for 1984.) Litcrit may not be able to handle certain authors/genres. In particular, avoid feeding it concrete poetry, post-post- modernist anything, Gertrude Stein, etc. In addition, Litcrit will severely satirize authors whom it considers to be foo-bag biters. Avoid Rod McKuen, Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving, Erica Jong, etc. Finally, program was devised by two assistant professors (one of English, one of Computer Science) at the University of Southern North Dakota. You may wish to keep this in mind in evaluating potential for publication of articles which it generates.