From: utzoo!decvax!yale-com!marx Newsgroups: net.singles Title: Re: telepathy problem Article-I.D.: yale-com.840 Posted: Tue Feb 8 20:02:16 1983 Received: Fri Feb 11 06:28:25 1983 References: mitccc.281 Reply of general interest to 1/2 of you out there: How to avoid 'telepathy problem' (come on, that's NOT what it is!): * Identify and wear (not quaff) potions- Musk (many brands) is a TURN-ON. * Wear light armor. Leather is sexy (BLACK, get serious) and IS skin. It also smells great. * Smile (if your teeth are average or above) If mommy & daddy spent 1G on the orthodontist, MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU. * Eyes are one's 'interface' between brain and rest of world. DON'T stare. DO absorb. * Use 'substances' that work well for you. Two drinks will loosen you up; you'll be surprised at the improvement in telepathic reception. Don't get drunk with the lady- besides, you've got to watch football with the guys anyway. (HEY, I'M GONNA BREAK THIS TIE!). Other substances: If it makes you laid back, fine. If it makes you paranoid, realize it might be fine for the guy in graphics or accounts receivable, but not YOU! * Exercise. It's good for YOU, and it's good for Telepathy. * She might not be meant for you anyway. Soooo.... MAINTAIN A HIGH PROFILE: go where they are. I'm a CompSci major taking an A.I. project, Math and a programming course. That's not where they are. Yesterday I went down to Macy's in the Mall to 'collect data', and today I visited 'French anarchism' and 'Ethical Issues' (As you see, the college life/ afterlife syndrome effect depends on your attitude.) * Finally, don't look too hungry. Project the attitude that you don't care whether or not you're going to do things we can't talk about in a newsgroup that children might read. I hope I haven't offended the other 1/2- if there are any O+ out there who feel I've missed a few points, I'd adore to hear from you. Respond to net.singles or marx@yale-comix- that's up to you. For all you O-> who have trouble telepathically linking,loading and executing O+'s, MELLOW OUT! Specializing in 'velvet love' for almost a year now, Rich.