From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!gordonl
Newsgroups: net.cooks
Title: heavy cream - the real story
Article-I.D.: microsof.5974
Posted: Thu Mar 10 11:06:44 1983
Received: Fri Mar 11 03:27:40 1983

I'm supprised that no one has mentioned the real story about "heavy" cream:
its like "holy" water:  its cream that has been kept for several days
in a font next to a rock band.  I'm not sure if the acoustical
vibrations do anything to the cream, or if like "holy" water, its the
thought that counts...

	Yours in enlightnment
	Henry Burgess