From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!presley
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Recipe
Article-I.D.: mhuxj.1123
Posted: Mon Feb  7 13:07:54 1983
Received: Wed Feb  9 01:15:06 1983

                                    Death
                                (Warmed Over)

   1       cauldron boiling oil
   5       lbs hacked carrion
   2       qts curdled blood
   1       carafe hemlock
   3 1/2   cups toadstools (decapitated)
   1       cloven hoof
   7       cans Bon Vivant soup
   13      heaping tbsps arsenic powder, salt, papper, mace

Place carrion on rack.  Smother in salt, pepper and mace.  Remove from rack
and drown in marinade of hemlock and blood.  Place in dark, dank corner.  Heat
oil.  When it reaches rolling boil, add hoof.  Cook 30 days.  Add decapitated
toadstools.  Stir mixture with silver stake.  Scrape mold from carrion and set
aside.  Add carrion to boiling oil.  Slowly, very slowly, drip soup on meat.
Make a paste of mold and arsenic powder.  (To moisten, use any of the basic
body oils.) Remove meat and skewer it.  Pour paste over it.  Serve immediately
with Little Caesar Salad.