From: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!sun!megatest!fortune!dsd!atd!avsdS:eric
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: drunk
Article-I.D.: avsdS.378
Posted: Thu Feb 24 13:33:06 1983
Received: Fri Feb 25 07:01:41 1983

net.jokes
Drunk...

Feb. 24, 1982

A drunk walks down the street and comes upon a parked car with
its hood open. The driver peers inside the motor. The drunk stops
and says "whassa matter?". "Piston broke" answers the driver.

"So am I" says the drunk and walks on.