From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!dbg Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: lawyer joke Article-I.D.: ihldt.1280 Posted: Fri Jan 21 18:07:16 1983 Received: Sat Jan 22 05:52:03 1983 What can a pelican do, That a stork can almost do, That a duck can't do, That the average client wishes their lawyer would do? Stick their bill up their ass.