From: utzoo!decvax!cca!ima!inmet!porges Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Married joke - (nf) Article-I.D.: inmet.23 Posted: Sat Feb 19 03:21:17 1983 Received: Sun Feb 20 09:31:26 1983 #N:inmet:4500001:000:490 inmet!porges Feb 17 15:24:00 1983 If Olivia Newton-John married Isaac Newton, divorced him, married Elton John, divorced him, married Edward Kennedy, divorced him, married Edward Kennedy Jr., divorced him, married "Bam-Bam" (from the Flintstones), divorced him, and married John F. Kennedy Jr, also known as "John-John", she would then be: Mrs. John-John Newton-John Newton John Kennedy Kennedy Bam Bam Kennedy. Ha ha ha -- Don Porges ...harpo!inmet!porges ...hplabs!sri-unix!cca!ima!inmet!porges