From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!hou5b!hou5c!hou5e!mat Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: IBM joke,Gay Limerick. Sex. ROTATE 13 Article-I.D.: hou5e.235 Posted: Sun Feb 20 21:12:39 1983 Received: Mon Feb 21 05:40:22 1983 Gur fgbel vf gbyq bs n qbpgbe jbexvat ng gur VOZ erfg ubzr sbe oheag-bhg flfgrzf cebtenzzref. Ur ortvaf uvf ebhaqf ol ivfvgvat guerr sryybjf: Wbr, Ovyy, naq Gbz. Ur xabpxf ba Wbr'f qbbe, naq vf jrypbzrq va. Wbr vf cenpgvpvat n tbys fjvat, jvgubhg n pyho. Qbp: Wbr! jung ner lbh hc gb urer! Wbr: Uv, Qbp. V jnf svthevat gung jura V yrnir urer, V'z tbaan unir gb znxr fbzr zbarl. V jnf svthevat ba wbvavat gur tbys gbhef. Nyy gung serfu nve, naq gur bcra fcnprf jbhyq qb zr n ybg bs tbbq. Qbp: (znxvat n abgr ba uvf puneg) Wbr, V'z tynq gb frr gung lbhe nggvghqr vf fb zhpu zber cbfvgvir gurfr qnlf. Jr'yy unir lbh bhggn' urer va ab gvzr! (Gur Qbp tbrf gb Ovyy'f ebbz. Ntnva ur xabpxf, naq ntnva ur vf pnyyrq va. Ovyy vf cenpgvpvat n onfronyy fjvat.) Qbp: Ovyy! Jung ner lbh hc gb? Ovyy: Qbp! V svtherq gung jura V tbg bhggn urer, V'q arrq gb svaq n yvar bs jbex gung jbhyq trg zr zber rkrepvfr, naq gung jbhyq yrg zr geniry n ovg. V gubhtug V'q gel bhg sbe gur Znwbef. V urne gur Lnaxrrf unir gb erohvyq ntnva fbba. Qbp: Ovyy, vg'f terng gb frr gung lbhe nggvghqr vf fb cbfvgvir. Xrrc hc gur tbbq jbex. (Ur fpevooyrf ba uvf puneg). Jr'yy trg lbh svkrq hc lrg. (Qbp tbrf gb Gbz'f ebbz. Ntnva ur xabpxf, ntnva ur vf pnyyrq va. Gbz vf ynlvat ba gur sybbe va gur zvqqyr bs gur ebbz. Ur vf fhfgnvavat cebqvtbhf zbafgrebhf rerpgvba, naq ba gur gvccl-gbc bs gur tynaf bs uvf cravf ur vf onynapvat n jnyahg.) Qbp: Gbz! Jung ner lbh qbvat!! Gbz: Bu, uv Qbp. V'z shpxva' ahgf naq V nva'g arire trggva' bhg bs urer! ----------------------------- Nf na nfvqr, guvf vf na BYQ yvzrevpx gbyq gb zr ol n irel rnegul ohg jryy--znaarerq Angvir Nzrevpa.. Gurer bapr jnf n Snt bs Xunegbbz Jub fcrag gur avtug va n Yrfovnaf ebbz. Gurl nethrq nyy avtug Bire jub unq gur evtug gb qb jung, naq jvgu juvpu, naq gb jubz. Nforfgbf Fuvryqf Hc! Tnl Synzref ng 2 B'pybpx! ubh5r!zng