From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!floyd
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: news - (nf)
Article-I.D.: burdvax.579
Posted: Sun Feb 20 05:01:09 1983
Received: Mon Feb 21 19:08:54 1983
References: uiucdcs.1482

Newspapers seem to vary in size from day to day.

I often wonder why there is exactly enough to sensationalize
on TV in 1/2 an hour.