From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Euphemisms Article-I.D.: mi-cec.231 Posted: Mon Feb 21 09:25:44 1983 Received: Tue Feb 22 03:21:13 1983 Here are a few more euphemisms: Not dancing with both feet. Has a monkey in the closet. Doesn't have both oars in the water. Has a porch light out. Is missing a few marbles. -Dan Klein, Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh