From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!hou5b!hou5c!hou5e!mat
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: IBM joke,Gay Limerick.  Sex. ROTATE 13
Article-I.D.: hou5e.235
Posted: Sun Feb 20 21:12:39 1983
Received: Mon Feb 21 05:40:22 1983

Gur fgbel vf gbyq bs n qbpgbe jbexvat ng gur VOZ erfg ubzr
sbe oheag-bhg flfgrzf cebtenzzref.  Ur ortvaf uvf ebhaqf ol
ivfvgvat guerr sryybjf:  Wbr, Ovyy, naq Gbz.

Ur xabpxf ba Wbr'f qbbe, naq vf jrypbzrq va.  Wbr vf cenpgvpvat
n tbys fjvat, jvgubhg n pyho.

Qbp:	Wbr! jung ner lbh hc gb urer!

Wbr:	Uv, Qbp.  V jnf svthevat gung jura V yrnir urer,
	V'z tbaan unir gb znxr fbzr zbarl.  V jnf svthevat
	ba wbvavat gur tbys gbhef.  Nyy gung serfu nve, naq
	gur bcra fcnprf jbhyq qb zr n ybg bs tbbq.

Qbp: (znxvat n abgr ba uvf puneg)  Wbr, V'z tynq gb frr gung
	lbhe nggvghqr vf fb zhpu zber cbfvgvir gurfr qnlf.
	Jr'yy unir lbh bhggn' urer va ab gvzr!

	(Gur Qbp tbrf gb Ovyy'f ebbz.  Ntnva ur xabpxf, naq
	ntnva ur vf pnyyrq va.  Ovyy vf cenpgvpvat n onfronyy
	fjvat.)
Qbp:	Ovyy!  Jung ner lbh hc gb?

Ovyy:	Qbp!  V svtherq gung jura V tbg bhggn urer, V'q arrq gb
	svaq n yvar bs jbex gung jbhyq trg zr zber rkrepvfr,
	naq gung jbhyq yrg zr geniry n ovg.  V gubhtug V'q gel
	bhg sbe gur Znwbef.  V urne gur Lnaxrrf unir gb erohvyq
	ntnva fbba.

Qbp:	Ovyy, vg'f terng gb frr gung lbhe nggvghqr vf fb
	cbfvgvir.  Xrrc hc gur tbbq jbex. (Ur fpevooyrf ba
	uvf puneg).  Jr'yy trg lbh svkrq hc lrg.

	(Qbp tbrf gb Gbz'f ebbz.  Ntnva ur xabpxf, ntnva ur vf
	pnyyrq va.  Gbz vf ynlvat ba gur sybbe va gur zvqqyr
	bs gur ebbz.  Ur vf fhfgnvavat cebqvtbhf zbafgrebhf rerpgvba,
	naq ba gur gvccl-gbc bs gur tynaf bs uvf cravf ur vf
	onynapvat n jnyahg.)
Qbp:	Gbz!  Jung ner lbh qbvat!!

Gbz:	Bu, uv Qbp.  V'z shpxva' ahgf naq V nva'g arire
	trggva' bhg bs urer!

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Nf na nfvqr, guvf vf na BYQ yvzrevpx gbyq gb zr ol
n irel rnegul ohg jryy--znaarerq Angvir Nzrevpa..

Gurer bapr jnf n Snt bs Xunegbbz
Jub fcrag gur avtug va n Yrfovnaf ebbz.
Gurl nethrq nyy avtug
Bire jub unq gur evtug
gb qb jung, naq jvgu juvpu, naq gb jubz.

					Nforfgbf Fuvryqf Hc!
					Tnl Synzref ng 2 B'pybpx!

					ubh5r!zng