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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: news - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1482
Posted: Wed Feb 16 20:34:44 1983
Received: Sun Feb 20 03:45:57 1983

#N:uiucdcs:9900074:000:102
uiucdcs!holland    Feb 16 19:07:00 1983

Have you ever wondered why there is always exactly enough news to

fill every newspaper in the world?