From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Euphemisms
Article-I.D.: mi-cec.231
Posted: Mon Feb 21 09:25:44 1983
Received: Tue Feb 22 03:21:13 1983

Here are a few more euphemisms:

	Not dancing with both feet.

	Has a monkey in the closet.

	Doesn't have both oars in the water.

	Has a porch light out.

	Is missing a few marbles.

		-Dan Klein, Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh