From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!ubc-visi!mprvaxa!shinbro Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: The Ultimate Reagan Joke Article-I.D.: mprvaxa.141 Posted: Fri Feb 4 17:05:47 1983 Received: Sun Feb 6 05:48:50 1983 It seems there was an international medical convention in Geneva, and a German, a Russian, and an American were discussing recent medical advances. The German said, "My country is the most advanced in the world. In Germany, we can transplant a kidney from a dog into a man, and in a month he'll be up and about and looking for work." The Russian turned up her nose and said, "That's nothing! In my country, we can transplant the liver from a bear into a man, and in two weeks he'll be up and about and looking for work.' The American sneered and said, "That's nothing. In my country, we can transplant an asshole from Hollywood into the White House, and in six months ten million people will be looking for work." Glad I'm living in Canada, Mia Shinbrot, Microtel Pacific Research, Vancouver, BC ...!mprvaxa!shinbro