From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!seismo!rlgvax!oz
Newsgroups: net.startrek
Title: THE LIST OF BONES CRY'S OF DISMAY
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.135
Posted: Tue Mar 22 00:35:59 1983
Received: Thu Mar 24 07:54:51 1983

My thanks to everyone who sent in their entries to my "What BONES
isn't" request.  Special thanks go to Dave Ellis of Bell Labs who
came up with most of them.  I have been unable to confirm these, so
these may or may not be complete, or accurate, but, enjoy them.
Tradition dictates that they start with "Damit Jim,...
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer" (The Devil in the dark)
"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist" (City on the Edge of Forever)
"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?" (Corbomite Maneuver)
"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic" (Doomsday Machine)
"I'm a physician.  I will not peddle flesh" (Return to Tomorrow)
"I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor" (Deadly Years)
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator" (Friday's Child)
"I'm a doctor, not a busboy" (Jay Leno comedy routine NOT REAL STAR TREK)

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