From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!teklabs!keithe
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: real programmers
Article-I.D.: teklabs.1829
Posted: Tue Mar 15 23:58:47 1983
Received: Wed Mar 23 01:32:12 1983

Real Programmers use (and can read and write) TECO
Real (Time) Programmers write in FORTH
Real Programmers don't know a carburetor from a radiator
Real Programmers have their wives fix the flat tire
Real Programmers don't use screen editors
Real programmers know at least four functions
     for every key on their keyboard.