From: utzoo!decvax!duke!ucf-cs!more
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: offensive jokes rot=
Article-I.D.: ucf-cs.854
Posted: Wed Feb  2 19:55:19 1983
Received: Fri Feb  4 00:53:07 1983


Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n Wrj naq n Tlcfl?
    N punva bs rzcgl fgberf.
Jul qb oynpx crbcyr fzryy fb onq?
    Fb oyvaq crbcyr pna ungr gurz gbb.
Jung ner gur guerr ovttrfg yvrf?
    Lbhe purpx vf va gur znvy-gur cynar vf ba fpurqhyr-V jba'g pbzr va'
     lbhe zbhgu.
Ubj qb lbh oenvajnfu na vgnyvna?
    Tvir uvz na rarzn.
Jul jnfa'g puevfg obea va Vgnyl?
    Orpnhfr gurl pbhyqa'g svaq guerr jvfrzra naq n ivetva.
Jul qb Vgnyvnaf jurer ungf?
    fb gurl pna gryy juvpu raq gb jvcr.
Qvq lbh urer nobhg gur Cbybpx jub pyrnarq bhg uvf rnef naq uvf urnq
   pnirq va?
Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n wrj naq n cvmmn?
    N cvmmn qbrfa'g fpernz jura lbh chg vg va na bira.
Jul qb Wrjf unir ovt abfrf?
    Orpnhfr nve vf serr.
Jung qb lbh pnyy 4 artebrf va n Pnqvyynp?
    Tenaq gursg nhgb.
Jurer qb lbh trg ivetva jbby?
    Sebz htyl furrc.
Qvq lbh urer nobhg gur oyvaq tlabpbybtvfg?
    Ur unq gb yrnea gb ernq yvcf.
Jung qb lbh pnyy n Cbyvfu tvey jvgu unys n oenva?
    Tvsgrq.
Ubj qb lbh fnir n qebjavat arteb?
    Guebj uvz na napube.
Qvq lbh urer nobhg gur arj Ivrganzrfr pbbxobbx?
    100 Jnlf gb jbx lbhe qbt.
Jung qb lbh pnyy n oynpx fxvaqvire?
    Wnpdhrf Phfgbqvna.
Ubj qb lbh gryy jura n jbzra vf jrnevat cnaglubfr?
    Jura fur snegf ure naxyrf fjryy hc.
Jung qb lbh qb va pnfr bs snyybhg?
    chg vg onpx va naq gnxr fubegre fgebxrf.
Jul qba'g Vgnyvnaf rng syrnf?
    Orpnhfr gurl pna'g trg gurve yvggyr yrtf ncneg.
Jul vf gurer n fgevat ba gur raq bs n gnzcba?
    Fb lbh pna sybff nsgre lbh rng.
Ubj qb lbh xabj vs n Cbyvfu tvey vf zrafgengvat?
    Fur'f bayl jrnevat bar fbpx.
Ubj qb lbh trg na Venavna tvey certanag?
    Pbzr ba ure fubrf naq yrg gur syvrf qb gur erfg.
Jung unf 6 yrtf naq rngf chffl?
    Lbh, zr , naq Ovyyl Wrna Xvat.
Jung'f gur oebja fghss orgjrra ryrcunagf gbrf?
    Fybj angvirf.
Jung'f orggre guna ebfrf ba lbhe cvnab?
    Ghyvcf ba lbhe betna.
Jung pbybe vf n arteb nsgre lbh eha bire uvz ba gur fgerrg?
    Syng Oynpx.
Qvq lbh urer nobhg gur arj Uryra Xryyre qbyyf?
   Lbh jvaq gurz hc naq gurl jnyx vagb jnyyf.
Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n arteb jvgu n tbevyyn?
   N ergneqrq tbevyyn ( be na vagryyvtrag arteb).
Jul qb zrkvpnaf unir fhpu fznyy fgrrevat jurryf?
   Fb gurl pna qevir jvgu unaqphssf ba.
Qvq lbh rire frr Enl Puneyrf jvsr?
   Avrgure unf ur.
Jung tbrf vagb 13 gjvpr?
   Ebzna Cbynafxv.
Ubj qb lbh oernx n cbybpxf svatref?
   Chapu uvz va gur abfr.
Jung'f lryybj naq htyl naq fyrrcf nybar?
   Lbxb Bab.
Jurer vf na ryrcunag'f frk betna?
   Va uvf srrg-vs ur fgrcf ba lbh lbh'er shpxrq.
Jul ner Ubpxrl tbnygraqref naq Cbyvfu jbzra nyvxr?
   Gurl obgu punatr gurve cnqf nsgre 3 crevbqf.
Jung'f oynpx naq juvgr naq unf guerr rlrf?
   Ze. naq Zef Fnzzl Qnivf We.
Jul qbrf Anapl Erntna nyjnlf pyvzo ba gbc?
   Orpnhfr Ebanyq pna bayl shpx-hc.
Jung qb lbh pnyy na Vgnyvna jvgu na V.D. bs 180?
   Fvpvyl.
Jung qb lbh pnyy n tnl vaqvna?
   N oenir shpxre.
Qvq lbh urer nobhg gur thl jub ybfg uvf jubyr yrsg fvqr?
   Ur'f nyy evtug.
Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n cvt jvgu n Zrkvpna?
   Abguvat, cvtf ner gb fzneg gb shpx n Zrkvpna.
Jul qb artebrf jurer cyngsbez fubrf?
   Gb xrrc gurer xahpxyrf sebz qenttvat gur tebhaq.
Jung'f gur terng juvgr ubcr?
   Fvpxyr pryy narzvn.
Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n Cbyvfu tvey naq n objyvat onyy?
   Lbh pbhyq rng n objyvat onyy vs lbh unq gb.
Jul qba'g cbyvfu jbzra oernfg-srrq gurve puvyqera?
   Orpnhfr vg uhegf jura gurl obvy gurve avccyrf.
Jul qb qbtf yvpx gurve onyyf?
   Orpnhfr gurl pna.
Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n arteb jvgu Ob Qrerx?
   N gra bs fcnqrf.
Qrsvar Wrjvfu Sbercynl.
   Gjb ubhef bs orttvat.
Qrsvavgvba:sbercynl- betna ceryhqr.
Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n qbaxrl jvgu n bavba?
   N cvrpr bs nff gung jvyy znxr lbhe rlrf jngre.
Jung qb lbh pnyy n srznyr pybar?
   N pyhag.
Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n arteb naq n gver?
   N gver qba'g fvat jura lbh chg vg va punvaf.
Jul qb Cbybpxf pneel fuvg va gurve jnyyrg?
   Sbe vqragvsvpngvba.
Ubj qb lbh trg n xyrrark gb qnapr?
   Oybj n yvggyr obbtvr vagb vg.
Ubj qb lbh xrrc 5 artebrf sebz encvat n juvgr tvey?
   Guebj va n onfxrgonyy.
Ubj qb lbh trg 4 dhrref ba 1 onefgbby?
   Ghea vg hcfvqr qbja.
Jul pna'g lbh pvephzpvfr na Venavna?
   Orpnhfr gurer'f ab raq gb gurz cevpxf.
Qvq lbh urer nobhg gur dhrre jub tbg sverq sebz gur fcrez onax
  sbe qevaxvat ba gur wbo?
Jul qba'g oynpx onovrf cynl va fnaqobkrf?
  Orpnhfr gur pngf xrrc pbirevat gurz hc.