From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekmdp!dadla!dadla-a!steve
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Swiftlies, not swifties
Article-I.D.: dadla-a.297
Posted: Tue Feb 22 17:45:20 1983
Received: Thu Feb 24 02:48:57 1983

They are really known as "Swiftlies" because the first one
was:

"Faster!" said Tom swiftly.

Now I can go back to hitting "N" to any article with this
heading.