From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!uw-june!uw70!charles
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Questions
Article-I.D.: uw70.118
Posted: Fri Jan 28 07:22:37 1983
Received: Sat Jan 29 07:48:43 1983


Q.  What sound does an exploding sheep make?
A.  SIS-BOOM-BAH

Q.  Name an apple, a lemon, and a pear.
A.  McIntosh, Reaganomics, and Dolly Parton

Q.  Name the highest achievement of a taxidermist.
A.  The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

                            Charles