From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!macrev Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Euphemism Article-I.D.: mhuxi.1103 Posted: Tue Feb 22 07:26:32 1983 Received: Wed Feb 23 01:16:08 1983 Courtesy of coach John Madden: "His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top."