From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!esquire!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdcatta!wa143 Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Australia - The British view [rot 13] Article-I.D.: sdcatta.503 Posted: Sat Jan 29 23:25:17 1983 Received: Tue Feb 1 02:11:51 1983 Gur nern xabja trarenyyl nf gur Fbhgu Cnpvsvp vf cbchyngrq ol ynetr gevorf bs rkgerzryl cevzvgvir uhznaf. Na rknzcyr bs gur zbfg cevzvgvir vf gur Nhfgenyvna enpr. Gur angvirf ner rnfl gb qrgrpg orpnhfr bs gurve bhgynaqvfu qerff zbqr,pbzcevfvat va gur znyr bs tehool gnax-gbcf, fubegf, gubat-fnaqnyf, naq gbccrq bss ol n gbjryyvat ung. Serdhragyl gur znyrf ner frireryl haqre gur rssrpgf bs nypbuby,arrq n jnfu, naq jnag vafgehpgvba va gur fbpvny hfrf bs qrbqbenagf. Gurve pbairefngvbany novyvgl vf yvzvgrq gb tehagf be zbabflyynovp hggrenaprf ba gur fhowrpgf bs enpr-ubefrf, orre, jbzra, naq rkpergn; nyy guvf vagreynprq jvgu ihytne cebsnavgvrf. Gurl erfbeg irel dhvpxyl gb svfgvphssf naq gevony jnesner. Gur srznyrf ner zber qrirybcrq va uhzna tenprf guna gurve znyr pbhagrecnegf ohg gur htyl eraqrevat bs gur ynathntr graqf gb ryvzvangr gurz sebz gur yvfg bs tybony yhfg-gnetrgf. Gnxra gb gur jrnevat bs ynfg lrne'f Ohggrevpx qerff cnggreaf va purnc pybgu, gurve vqrnf bs hc-gb-qngr unve fglyvat jrag bhg qhevat Jbeyq Jne VV naq gurl nyfb arrq vafgehpgvba va gur hfrf bs qrbqbenagf, qrcvyngbevrf naq qbhpurf. Znxr-hc va zbfg pnfrf frrzf gb or nccyvrq jvgu n gebjry be ol ahzoref. Ubjrire, qrfcvgr gurfr boivbhf qenjonpxf gurl ner raguhfvnfgvp pbchyngbef jvgu gur sbervta znyr ivfvgbe jub unf ernpurq gur urvtug bs sehfgengvba jura uvf fryrpgvivgl unf qrgrevbengrq gb gur cbvag jurer ur vf yrsg jvgu gur pubvpr bs znfgheongvba, oyvffbzvfz be gur Nhfgenyvna jbzra. Gur ynggre pubvpr vf whfg cersrenoyr gb gur gjb bgure nygreangvirf. Frkhny vagrepbhefr va Nhfgenyvna vqvbzngvp pbairefngvba vf xabja nf n "anhtugl" juvpu vaqvpngrf ng jung fgntr bs zbenyvgl gurl unir nggnvarq. Hfhnyyl fhpu npgvivgl vf pbasvarq gb hafbcuvfgvpngrq naq uvtuyl oevrs pbhcyvatf, jvgu yvggyr irfgzrag gnxra bss. Vg unf serdhragyl orra bofreirq gung Nhfgenyvna jbzra unir abg orra njner bs cravyr crargengvba gubhtu guvf qngn unf abg rfgnoyvfurq jurgure gur znyr bs gurve fcrpvrf vf vanqrdhngryl rdhvccrq be gur nagvcbqrna intvan vf zber pnireabhf guna abezny jbzra. Shegure grfgf ner erpbzzraqrq gb rfgnoyvfu guvf. Gur vapvqrapr bs choyvp ibzvgvat vf uvture va Nhfgenyvn guna bgure cnegf bs gur tybor rkprcg Onatuyn Qrfu jurer gur fgnaqneq bs phvfvar vf fb ubeevsvp gung guvf pbhyq or sbetvira. Gurer vf ab fhpu rkphfr va Nhfgenyvn naq vg zhfg gurersber or pbafgehrq gung znaaref nf gur erfg bs gur pvivyvfrq jbeyq npprcgf nf "qr evthre" unir lrg gb crargengr gur rkprcgvbanyyl guvpx fxhyyf bs Nhfgenyvnaf. Gur geniryyre gb guvf ynaq zhfg snpr n pbafgnag cynthr bs syvrf, naq gur bayl rkcynangvba gung pna or bssrerq sbe guvf curabzrabz vf gung vg pna or nyjnlf abgvprq gung fhpu vafrpgf yvxr gb pbatertngr jurer qveg, fdhnybe, naq rfcrpvnyyl sbrpny znggre ner va nohaqnapr. Gur fnq snpg gung gurve bevtvaf fgrz sebz gur pbaivpgf bs Zbgure Ratynaq pna or hfrq nf na rkphfr sbe gur boivbhf culfvpny fvtaf bs vagre-oerrqvat fhpu nf fgvpxvat-bhg rnef, puvayrff snpvny fgehpgher, naq n fubeg nggragvba fcna. Ncneg sebz gur cerqrfpevorq qrsvpvraprf gur Nhfgenyvnaf ner whfg npprcgnoyr nf erfvqragf bs guvf cynarg naq pna or pynffvsvrq nybat jvgu gur Cltzvrf, Vaqvnaf,naq Venavnaf.