From: utzoo!watmath!rtris Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Reagan and Trudeau Article-I.D.: watmath.4224 Posted: Tue Jan 11 12:34:52 1983 Received: Wed Jan 12 07:17:36 1983 After a long and vigorous life Reagan dies. He appears at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter stands there waiting for newcomers, and as Reagan approaches he looks up his name in the Book of Life, and behold it is there. There is an annotation however. St. Peter explains to Reagan that he may enter, but that he must spend a year in penance if he is to enjoy the full rewards of heavan. His penance will consist of a year in a room with Atilla the Hun. Reagan thinks this over for about ten minutes, after which he decides that a year is nothing compared with eternity and he accepts his penance. St. Peter guides him along a long hall and shows him to his room where he can see Atilla waiting for him. He looks around and on the other side of the hall he sees Trudeau in a room with BO DEREK! Before Peter can close the door Reagan grabs him and says. "Hey, this isn't very fair! That person over there wasn't all that much better on earth than I was." St. Peter shrugs him off and says: "Bo Dereks penance is none of your business". Ralph.