From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!npois!houxm!houxa!houxi!hou5d!hou5a!hou5e!mat
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Call for Mommy
Article-I.D.: hou5e.274
Posted: Thu Mar 10 14:29:48 1983
Received: Fri Mar 11 21:37:19 1983

After the call to the net for dead baby jokes, I feel compelled to ask
for ``Mommy, mommy!'' jokes.  These are jokes of the form

	Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna' go to England!
	Shut up kid and keep swimimng.

And are usually a good deal grosser.  Please MAIL (don't post) your Mommy
mommy jokes to me; I will weed out the dups, encrypt, and post in a few
days. PLEASE do not post.  We get too many dups that way.

I will remove all names (I promise) before posting.
				-hou5e!mat
				Mark Terribile
				Duke of DeNet