From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!guy Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Euphemisms/insults Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1098 Posted: Thu Feb 24 21:26:21 1983 Received: Fri Feb 25 07:25:15 1983 In line with the "If brains were dynamite" one (which actually belongs under "insults" rather than "euphemisms", here are two from the Harvard Lampoon "Cosmopolitan" parody: If brains were gasoline she wouldn't have enough to drive a pissant's Go-Kart around the inside of a Cheerio. Rolling her brain down a razor blade is like rolling a BB down the middle of an eight-lane highway. Guy Harris RLG Corporation ...!decvax!mcnc!rlgvax!guy