From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Title: Re: Insults
Article-I.D.: mi-cec.226
Posted: Thu Feb  3 10:30:08 1983
Received: Fri Feb  4 05:42:12 1983

As I heard it, LBJ's knockdown was "...couldn't pour piss out of a boot..."

Some others:

	He is just like a fart: all around and of no use to anyone.

	You sir, are a drunkard.
	And you madame, are ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober.

	Sir, were I your wife I would sweeten your coffee with poison.
	Madame, were you my wife, I would drink it.

			(The last two rebuttals are attributed to Sir
			 Winston Churchill. I forget who the lady was.)

		-Dan Klein, Mellon Intitute, Pittsburgh