From: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!mabgarstin Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: For Canadians only Article-I.D.: watcgl.174 Posted: Tue Feb 8 07:55:12 1983 Received: Wed Feb 9 00:17:41 1983 News reprint found in the two famous Canadian newspapers, "The Gloabe" and "The Mail". (CP)-Toronto (just outside of Montreal) NEWFOUNDLAND GOVERNMENT ANOUNCES ARRIVAL OF LAST SHIPMENT OF SEPTIC TANKS! When asked for comment about ordering of such a large volume of equipment the minister of defense for the province of Newfoundland responded, "...well, once our boys learn how to drive them we're planning to invade Quebec." my most sincere apologies to all Newfy netters out there but I just couldn't resist that one. MAB -as usual