From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rocheste!gary Newsgroups: net.med Title: Health tip for moustache wearers Article-I.D.: rocheste.479 Posted: Sun Jan 23 15:56:31 1983 Received: Mon Jan 24 07:20:46 1983 Got a head cold and can't sleep at night? Your moustache is a great carrier for Vick's VapoRub, to keep those nasal passages clear! During the day, you can pass it off as moustache wax! Note to net.singles readers: this is yet another advantage of being single (as per the current working definition of "single" in net.singles, that is, alone): no one complains about that gob of Vick's on your face at night! gary cottrell