From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rocheste!brown Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Title: Insults Article-I.D.: rocheste.487 Posted: Mon Jan 24 12:26:07 1983 Received: Thu Jan 27 20:09:05 1983 If brains was sox you'd be barefooted up to your knees. (from Pogo) If brains was cotton you couldn't make tampax for a pissant. (from Denton High School, ca 1961) You're so dumb that... If it started raining soup you'd run outside with a fork (and not even catch a potato). You think Fuller's Earth is a planet. ...(lots of these) When you get home I hope your mom runs out from under the porch and bites you on the leg. Whoreson Zed! Unnecessary letter! (and many real goodies from Shakspur).