From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!pyuxjj!mhuxm!mhuxh!mhuxa!mhuxt!eagle!harpo!npoiv!eisx!pyuxbb!u1100s!rick Newsgroups: net.nlang,net.poems Title: Pittsburgh Rhyme Article-I.D.: u1100s.161 Posted: Fri Dec 17 15:05:58 1982 Received: Tue Mar 8 06:57:28 1983 The following rhyme is alleged to only rhyme in Pittsburgh (that is, when read with a Pittsburgh accent, whatever that may be.) Tomorrow I'll Collect my towel And dry my owl Beside the Nile And then my cow If I know how. From "Say it My Way" by Willard Espy