From: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!sun!megatest!fortune!dsd!atd!avsdS:eric Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: drunk Article-I.D.: avsdS.378 Posted: Thu Feb 24 13:33:06 1983 Received: Fri Feb 25 07:01:41 1983 net.jokes Drunk... Feb. 24, 1982 A drunk walks down the street and comes upon a parked car with its hood open. The driver peers inside the motor. The drunk stops and says "whassa matter?". "Piston broke" answers the driver. "So am I" says the drunk and walks on.