From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!vax135!ariel!bgb
Newsgroups: net.suicide
Title: Naturally
Article-I.D.: ariel.203
Posted: Fri Jan 14 14:04:52 1983
Received: Sat Jan 15 07:01:01 1983

I disapprove of the idea of suicide. Death of natural causes
seems more dramatic and suspenseful (i.e. will he die? when
will he die?). But I intend to go out with a joke. My last
words are going to be (as I slowly fade out)," B-b-behind
th-the f-f-fire...place ..." Gasp! THUD! My ghost will
roll in hysterical fits of laughter everytime I see that
side of the house being pulled apart as whoever searches for
what must be some sort of treasure.

The only problem I forsee is the possibility that I'll die
in my sleep.

				Bill Backus

PS. I also have a long wait ahead of me.