From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!teklabs!ogcvax!metheus!cdi!caf
Newsgroups: net.politics
Title: PDX LBJ Alert
Article-I.D.: cdi.158
Posted: Fri Feb 25 01:36:17 1983
Received: Tue Mar  1 03:40:21 1983

Stolen from CBBSNW (Community Bulletin Board Northwest)

Msg 10154 is 07 line(s) on 02/20/83 from MAUREEN HACKLEY


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb???


 only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really
want to change.....


Msg 10155 is 08 line(s) on 02/20/83 from MAUREEN HACKLEY


  How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb???


 Six,

 one to change the light bulb and five to file an environmental
impact statement....


Msg 10174 is 07 line(s) on 02/21/83 from FRANK WEISSIG
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*  How many Portlanders does it take to change a light bulb?
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*  Only one... but 500 applied for the job anyway...
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Msg 10208 is 11 line(s) on 02/23/83 from ERIC GUSTAFSON

HERE ARE A FEW MORE THAT I HEARD:
 HOW MANY IRANIANS DOES IT TAKE TO
CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
  501...1 TO CHANGE THE BULB, AND
500 OTHERS TO SHOUT 'DEATH TO P.G.E.'
 HOW MANY PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS DOES
IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
  6...1 TO CHANGE THE BULB AND 5
OTHERS TO GET INJURED WHILE HOLDING
THE LADDER. (THAT ONE IS A FEW YEARS
OLD)