From: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!sun!megatest!fortune!dsd!atd!avsdS:avsdT:mark Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Cursed Baby Crib, the Sequel Article-I.D.: avsdT.287 Posted: Sat Feb 5 00:55:21 1983 Received: Sun Feb 6 08:26:31 1983 Now Jane happened to have a sister called Karen who was married to a man called Gerald. They had one five year old son called Michael. One day, not long after the terrible incident with the cursed baby crib, Gerald came back late from work after a long meeting and, as he was passing Michaels bedroom, he happened to overhear him saying his prayers... "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, GOODBYE Grandpa". Well Gerald didn't think much of this thinking it was only one of Michaels little jokes. You can imagine how upset he was, then, when Michaels Grandpa was found dead in the spare bedroom the next day. After a few months, Gerald had all but forgotten Michaels little prediction. He had arrived back late after a small party at work and was passing Michaels bedroom when he overheard him say .. "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, GOODBYE Grandma". Sure enough, the next day Michaels Grandma was found dead in her bed. After another few months, Gerald had returned late after flying back from an exhibition. As he was passing Michaels bedroom, he heard him say "God bless Mummy, GOODBYE Daddy". Well Gerald was terrified. The next day he walked to work in case he got involved in a car crash. He had no lunch in case he got food poisoning. He locked himself in his office in case some mad homicidal maniac tryed to murder him. In short, he did everything possible to ensure that he survived the day. Miraculously, by the end of the day Gerald was still alive. He walked home and was surprised to see a couple of police cars parked outside his house. "What happened", he said to his wife, Karen. "Oh, the Mailman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning", replied Karen.