From: utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Title: Insults
Article-I.D.: mi-cec.220
Posted: Thu Jan 20 18:35:00 1983
Received: Sun Jan 23 09:12:41 1983

Here a few of my favorites (if one can have such...):

You are an agaromegalic, microcephalic cryptorchid!

	(Lay translation: A ballless pinheaded neanderthal.
	(Agaromegaly: A condition frequently known as giantism. Typically
		victims of it are lantern jawed, etc.
	(Microcephaly: Literally, tiny head.
	(Cryptorchid: Ones orchids (from the Greek, orchidae) are ones testes.
		the crypt is ones abdomen, and cryptorchids are those
		unfortunate males whose testes never descended

Your mother (girlfriend,wife,sister,self) are so flatchested, she has to
go looking for her (name that anatomy!). And she (you) are so dumb, that
she often gets lost in the process!

Its such a pity you never quite mastered the finer points of coincident
locution, locomotion and libation.

	(To be said to drunks having difficulty speaking and walking)