From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsl!wombat
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Re: Yet another Immortal Porpoises v - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1538
Posted: Tue Feb 22 16:45:10 1983
Received: Thu Feb 24 01:58:45 1983

#R:unc:-465900:uicsl:5900008:000:772
uicsl!wombat    Feb 22 14:59:00 1983

I don't know. What do you think we should do? We aren't really water-
loving creatures anyway. However, the pax vobiscum might bite, the
epiglottis might fight, and the hemispheres, at night, might
slink, where the agnostics drink all the hippodromes that lie
concealed in mud, joining the metronomes that live in swamp and
flood, and the kodachromes, might come out and drink their blood, poor
ginks, while velocipedes among the weeds might scare you, and the
menopause, with hungry jaws, might ensnare you. And frenzied adenoids
might invest the hills and slopes, while everyone avoids the deadly
stethoscopes, oh the Amazon is calling me.
(Just because we don't like the water doesn't mean we don't like the
company there, I guess.)
					...pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsl!wombat