From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!teklabs!ogcvax!metheus!cdi!caf Newsgroups: net.politics Title: PDX LBJ Alert Article-I.D.: cdi.158 Posted: Fri Feb 25 01:36:17 1983 Received: Tue Mar 1 03:40:21 1983 Stolen from CBBSNW (Community Bulletin Board Northwest) Msg 10154 is 07 line(s) on 02/20/83 from MAUREEN HACKLEY How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb??? only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change..... Msg 10155 is 08 line(s) on 02/20/83 from MAUREEN HACKLEY How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb??? Six, one to change the light bulb and five to file an environmental impact statement.... Msg 10174 is 07 line(s) on 02/21/83 from FRANK WEISSIG * * * How many Portlanders does it take to change a light bulb? * * * * Only one... but 500 applied for the job anyway... * Msg 10208 is 11 line(s) on 02/23/83 from ERIC GUSTAFSON HERE ARE A FEW MORE THAT I HEARD: HOW MANY IRANIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? 501...1 TO CHANGE THE BULB, AND 500 OTHERS TO SHOUT 'DEATH TO P.G.E.' HOW MANY PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? 6...1 TO CHANGE THE BULB AND 5 OTHERS TO GET INJURED WHILE HOLDING THE LADDER. (THAT ONE IS A FEW YEARS OLD)