From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekmdp!dadla!dadla-a!steve Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Light bulb jokes we have already heard Article-I.D.: dadla-a.294 Posted: Thu Feb 10 13:42:15 1983 Received: Sun Feb 13 06:44:33 1983 Yet again, we have a new batch of users hooked to the net (especially a new machine called "kirk" which is hooked to the HP Personal Computer division in Corvallis, are you listening down there?), and yet again we are having another round of repeats of the dreaded Light-bulb joke. Thus, as a public service in the continuing battle against redundancy and idiocy, I publish this list of subjects which we have already heard, and which therefore should not be posted to net.jokes: LIGHTBULB JOKES on the following subjects: Californians, Washingtonians, Coloradoans, Texans, Psychiatrists, cockroaches, Net-news users, Jewish mothers, mutants, hackers, Carl Sagan, Straight San Franciscans, budhist masters, elephants, beauracrats, Ayotolla Khomeini's, WASPS, Oregonians, programmers, Folk Singers, supply-siders, gorrillas Also, 'people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones' has been around three times. Don't bother repeating it. Steve Den Beste Tektronix [ucbvax|decvax]!teklabs!tekmdp!dadla!dadla-a!steve