From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!upstill
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Call for Euphemisms
Article-I.D.: ucbvax.914
Posted: Sun Feb 20 00:18:13 1983
Received: Sun Feb 20 12:13:02 1983

  I've been very impressed with people's ability to come up with euphemisms
for craziness, stupidity, just plain wrong-in-the-headedness.  You know, like

   "He's one brick shy of a load"

    "He's not playing with a full deck"
 
   "The lights are on, but nobody's home"

...and so on.  Does anybody else have any entertaining examples of this
genre?