From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekmdp!dadla!dadla-a!steve
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Light bulb jokes we have already heard
Article-I.D.: dadla-a.294
Posted: Thu Feb 10 13:42:15 1983
Received: Sun Feb 13 06:44:33 1983

Yet again, we have a new batch of users hooked to the net (especially
a new machine called "kirk" which is hooked to the HP Personal Computer
division in Corvallis, are you listening down there?), and yet again
we are having another round of repeats of the dreaded Light-bulb joke.
Thus, as a public service in the continuing battle against redundancy and
idiocy, I publish this list of subjects which we have already heard, and
which therefore should not be posted to net.jokes:

LIGHTBULB JOKES on the following subjects:
   Californians, Washingtonians, Coloradoans, Texans, Psychiatrists,
cockroaches, Net-news users, Jewish mothers, mutants, hackers, Carl Sagan,
Straight San Franciscans, budhist masters, elephants, beauracrats, Ayotolla
Khomeini's, WASPS, Oregonians, programmers, Folk Singers, supply-siders,
gorrillas


Also, 'people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones' has been
around three times. Don't bother repeating it.



		Steve Den Beste
		Tektronix
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