From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!upstill Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Call for Euphemisms Article-I.D.: ucbvax.914 Posted: Sun Feb 20 00:18:13 1983 Received: Sun Feb 20 12:13:02 1983 I've been very impressed with people's ability to come up with euphemisms for craziness, stupidity, just plain wrong-in-the-headedness. You know, like "He's one brick shy of a load" "He's not playing with a full deck" "The lights are on, but nobody's home" ...and so on. Does anybody else have any entertaining examples of this genre?