From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxi!mhuxj!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!iwsl2!jgpo
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: The Boss (encrypted; vaguely scatological)
Article-I.D.: iwsl2.118
Posted: Fri Jan 14 09:41:05 1983
Received: Sat Jan 15 06:53:59 1983
Reply-To: jgpo@iwsl2.UUCP (John Opalko)



Jura gur obql jnf svefg znqr, nyy gur cnegf jnagrq gb or gur obff.  Gur
rlrf fnvq, "Jr frr guvatf va gur jbeyq naq ybpngr sbbq naq furygre naq
jnea bs qnatre, fb jr fubhyq or obff."  Gur yrtf fnvq, "Jr pneel gur obql
gbjneqf qrfvenoyr guvatf naq njnl sebz guerngf, fb jr fubhyq or obff."
Gur unaqf fnvq, "Jr tebbz gur obql, pbyyrpg sbbq, naq snfuvba naq hfr gbbyf,
fb jr fubhyq or obff."  Gur oenva fnvq, "Lrf, lbh nyy qb gung, ohg ng zl
ovqqvat.  V ernfba naq qrpvqr, gurersber V fubhyq or obff."

Naq fb vg jrag, nyy gur qvssrerag cnegf nethvat naq ovpxrevat bire juvpu
jnf gb or gur obff bs gur obql.  Svanyyl, gur nffubyr fcbxr hc naq fnvq
gung VG jnagrq gb or gur obff.  Nsgre n fubpxrq fvyrapr, gur bgure obql
cnegf ohefg vagb ynhtugre naq fnvq, "Lbh?  Jung qb LBH qb gung'f fb
vzcbegnag?  Lbh'er whfg na nffubyr!"

Jryy, gur nffubyr tbg natel ng gur bgure obql cnegf naq gubhtug, "V'yy
fubj gurz.  V'yy whfg fgbc zlfrys hc hagvy gurl nterr gb znxr zr gur
obff."

Naq fb vg qvq.  Fbba gur rlrf jrer frrvat qbhoyr, gur unaqf gerzoyrq,
gur yrtf jrer jrnx, naq gur oenva jnf srirevfu.  Gur obql cnegf uryq
n uheevrq pbafhygngvba naq nterrq gb znxr gur nffubyr gur obff.

Gur zbeny?


































Lbh qba'g unir gb or n oenva gb or gur obff; whfg na nffubyr.