From: utzoo!utcsrgv!lgondor Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: doggie joke Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.847 Posted: Fri Jan 14 09:43:17 1983 Received: Fri Jan 14 09:52:04 1983 A man walking his chihuahua finds he has a sudden craving for nicotine and is compelled to go into a corner store to buy some cigarettes. Being con- scientious about public health, he ties the dog's leash to a newspaper box outside the store before going in. Another man, who is walking his doberman enters the store after tying his dog's leash to the very same newsbox. When the first man exits after making his purchase, he returns within seconds to tell the first man, "It seems that my chihuahua has killed your doberman." The second man asks incredulously, "How could that little dog do that?" The first man then replies, "It looks like he got stuck in his throat." not afraid to own a dog myself, Les Gondor (..!decvax!utzoo!utcsrgv!lgondor)