From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!vestal
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: One of the many pleasures spring affords us all
Article-I.D.: uw-beave.426
Posted: Wed Mar 23 23:21:14 1983
Received: Fri Mar 25 07:47:02 1983

	Spring is here!  Spring is here!
	Life is skittles and life is beer!
	I think that spring
	is the lovliest time of the year.
	I do! I do! Don't You? 'Course you do!
	But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me...
	One thing that makes spring complete for me...

	All the world seems in tune
	On a spring afternoon
	When you're poisoning the pigeons in the park!

	On a Sunday you'll see
	My true love and me
	As we're poisoning the pigeons in the park!

	.....

	(Plagiarized from Tom Lehrer in the grand style of Lobochevsky)