From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!tektronix!rich
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: Books/MOTOS
Article-I.D.: tektronix.876
Posted: Fri Jan  7 14:12:46 1983
Received: Sun Jan  9 02:35:10 1983

   Hmmm... I had always heard that Books were used in the eternal
question about whether or not to stay single or get married. It
goes something like this:
 
Single advocate: "Whenever I want to read a good book, I just go
                  to the library and check one out. That way I don't
                  have to buy it and I can read a different book
                  when I get tired of the others."
 
Marriage minded: "Yeah, maybe so. But, what happens when you go to
                  the library to check out your `favorite' book, and
                  someone else already has it for the evening? And
                  if I buy my book, I can read it anytime and no one
                  else can finger its pages."
 
Cheater:         "Library? Buy your own so no one else can read it?
                  I got news for you guys... I've read both your books
                  while you were at work. The ending is the same."