From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!tektronix!tekmdp!markp Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Outdated scandalous anecdote Article-I.D.: tekmdp.1748 Posted: Wed Feb 2 16:18:10 1983 Received: Sun Feb 6 04:31:57 1983 It was a lovely day in Montreal, and the First Family of Canada was building a patio in their backyard. The work was divided up according to taste, in that Pierre was mixing the Mortar, and Maggie was laying the Stones. Mark R. Paulin ...decvax!teklabs!tekmdp!markp