From: utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!wm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Bell ringer joke, part two
Article-I.D.: unc.4551
Posted: Sun Jan 23 17:39:57 1983
Received: Mon Jan 24 07:41:13 1983


Everyone has seen the joke for the paraplegic Bell Ringer
who died, you know, the one with the punch line -

	"I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"

Well, you lucky souls, there is now a sequel to this joke.
Perforce:

Naturally, they still needed a bell ringer for the church
so they continued to run the ad.  The next day another
paraplegic bell ringer showed up.  Quasimoto gasped and
said "I thought you died!"  "No, me no die!"  replied the
slightly funny talking man, "that was me brother, but me
can do job for him!"  Quasimoto decided to give him a try and
so the new guy backed way up, ran full tilt (which is pretty
amazing to see) at the bell face first, missed, fell out of
the tower and went splat on the ground.  Again a crowd
gathered asking who the funny man squashed on the ground
was, to which Quasimoto answered -

	"I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for
		his brother!"

			Wm Leler - UNC Chapel Hill