From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!sri-unix!mclure
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: jokes from russian comedian - (nf)
Article-I.D.: sri-unix.5005
Posted: Fri Dec 31 16:12:44 1982
Received: Sun Jan  2 01:10:47 1983

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sri-unix!mclure    Dec 31 16:10:00 1982

A couple of jokes from Yakov Smirnoff, comedian, who recently escaped
from the Soviet Union:

	How many Russians does it take to screw Poland?
	There's no punch-line. They gave the joke's originator
	20 years to provide one.

	In Russia, designer jeans are called Calvin Kremlins. If
	they could talk, you'd be shot.