From: utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!mcnc!dvamc!ms
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Tacos are better than women
Article-I.D.: dvamc.1029
Posted: Thu Jan 27 11:31:30 1983
Received: Sun Jan 30 07:58:03 1983


This is copied out of the latest Playboy (March), and I give them
full credit.  It is an interesting counterpoint to the recent
listing of "Cucumbers are better than men".

Tacos are better than women:

Tacos won't shave with your razor.
Tacos won't ask, 'Is there another taco?'
Tacos won't look through your checkbook.
Tacos don't have cats.
A taco won't mind if you share it with a friend.
A taco never says (A) "Is it hard yet?" (B) "Is it in yet?"
   (C) "Have you seen a doctor about that?"
A taco won't tell other tacos about your cucumber.
Tacos are ready when you are.
Tacos never ask you to call them in the morning.
With a taco, you never have to say you're sorry.
You don't have to respect tacos in the morning.
You don't have to tell tacos you love them.
Tacos don't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
Tacos don't make you wear a condom.
Tacos are happy to sleep on the wet spot.
Tacos don't get upset if you eat other tacos.
You don't have to hold a taco while it's falling asleep.
Tacos never have headaches.
Tacos don't leave hair in your teeth.
Tacos don't care if you're married.
Tacos never even talk about marriage.
Tacos don't get pregnant.
Tacos don't insist on foreplay.
Tacos don't bite.
You can have your taco as hot as you want it.