From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!bcase Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Call for Euphemisms - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1543 Posted: Tue Feb 22 22:28:17 1983 Received: Thu Feb 24 01:54:40 1983 #R:ucbvax:-91400:uiucdcs:9900081:000:188 uiucdcs!bcase Feb 22 18:51:00 1983 I have one. I think I hear the greatest variety of these while whatching the Tonight Show when J. Carson is present (he has a million of 'em). `Doesn't have both oars is the water.'