From: utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!npoiv!alice!rabbit!ark
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: It was a dark and stormy night...
Article-I.D.: rabbit.1069
Posted: Fri Jan 21 12:18:09 1983
Received: Sat Jan 22 04:53:07 1983

Two cars collided on a poorly lit, slippery, rain-swept intersection
in the middle of nowhere.  Neither occupant was hurt, but both were
pretty shaken as they extracted themselves from their respective
vehicles.  They turned out to be a doctor and a lawyer.

The lawyer said: "Doc, you look pretty shaken up.  Try some of this."
With that, he pulled a hip flask of brandy from his coat pocket and
handed it to the doctor.  He took a long pull from it and handed it
back to the lawyer, who replaced the cap and put it back in his pocket.

"Aren't you going to have some too?" said the doctor?

"Sure thing, soon as the highway patrol arrives." said the lawyer.