From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!kirk\!russ
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Orphaned Response - (nf)
Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.628
Posted: Thu Feb  3 12:02:15 1983
Received: Mon Feb  7 00:52:34 1983

#R:watmath:-433800:kirk:21000004:37777777600:876
kirk!russ    Jan 31 13:01:00 1983

Jesus and Arnold Palmer are playing golf one day.  Arnold steps up to
the tee, swings, and hits a nice slice down the middle of the fairway.
"Not bad, Arnold", Jesus says.  Jesus steps up to the tee, swings, and
connects.  The ball is very well hit, and looks to be a hole in one!
However, no sooner does the ball appear to fall into the hold when a
squirrel appears from the hole with the ball in its mouth.  The squirrel
starts running up the fairway.  He gets about halfway back when an
eagle swoops down from the heavens and picks the squirrel up in its
beak.  The eagle flies back towards the hole.  Just as the eagle is
over the hole, a lightning bolt vaporises both the eagle and the
squirrel; The ball falls into the hole for a hole in one.
Arnold turns to Jesus and asks "Are you going to play golf or are you
going to fool around?"

				Russ Nelson
				...kirk!russ