From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekid!wesw Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Title: Insults Article-I.D.: tekid.773 Posted: Tue Jan 25 15:57:51 1983 Received: Fri Jan 28 03:57:45 1983 "As bright as a 1/4 W lightbulb" (old standard) "Smooth move, exlax!" (even older)