From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!sri-unix!mclure Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: jokes from russian comedian - (nf) Article-I.D.: sri-unix.5005 Posted: Fri Dec 31 16:12:44 1982 Received: Sun Jan 2 01:10:47 1983 #N:sri-unix:1600011:000:317 sri-unix!mclure Dec 31 16:10:00 1982 A couple of jokes from Yakov Smirnoff, comedian, who recently escaped from the Soviet Union: How many Russians does it take to screw Poland? There's no punch-line. They gave the joke's originator 20 years to provide one. In Russia, designer jeans are called Calvin Kremlins. If they could talk, you'd be shot.