From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!csu-cs!bentson Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: euphemism Article-I.D.: csu-cs.2058 Posted: Fri Feb 25 21:06:26 1983 Received: Sun Feb 27 02:24:48 1983 also said of a none-too-swift mechanic: "Would cross thread the cap on a bottle of booze." Randy Bentson