From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!hou5b!hou5c!hou5e!jjm Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: NAME MARK TERRIBILE CONTEST RESULTS Article-I.D.: hou5e.261 Posted: Tue Mar 1 12:20:05 1983 Received: Wed Mar 2 07:51:03 1983 RESULTS OF THE NAME MARK TERRIBILE CONTEST ========================================== First, let me thank all those who took the time to enter our little contest. We received responses from several sites across the country. (For those of you who missed out on the preliminary bruhaha that started all of this, I shall explain. Mark Terribile posted a humorous note requesting the we "unmask" the net user who has named herself "Lady Arwen". I posted a riposte suggesting that Mark was merely jealous because he did not have a title of his own. Thus was born the "Name Mark Terribile Contest".) Following is the complete list of entries. I have removed a couple of insulting entries in the interest of fairness. I have also removed any indication of who submitted the entry. Remember, we are selecting one "nickname" and one "regal title" from this list. 100% Mark-up Bull Market Doctor Net Duke of DeNet High-water Mark Knight of the Living Dead Lady Terribile Magic Marker Mark My Words Mark The Mouth Mark The Terrible (2 votes) Mark and Mindy On Your Mark Path Mark Post Mark Prince of Flames Pugsley Re:Mark Terribly (or just ReMark Terribly) Scuff Mark Sir Terrible, Lord of one Marc Talk Mark TerriBILE Terribile the Hacker The Bile The World's Worst Dressed Man Trade Mark Trader Mark Truly Terribile Uncle Pesterly (Uncle Fester + Pugsley) Well, the judges have convened and we expect a decision at any moment... Ah! There's the puff of white smoke from the meeting room. And the winning entries are... (the envelope, please)... _________________________________________________________ | | | | | Mark "Mark my Words" Terribile, Duke of DeNet | | ============= ============= | | | |_______________________________________________________| Thanks again, and remember, if Mr. Terribile fails to use these titles, feel free to flame him. Jim McParland American Bell - Holmdel hou5e!jjm