From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!faustus Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Euphemisms Article-I.D.: ucbvax.921 Posted: Mon Feb 21 18:43:32 1983 Received: Tue Feb 22 05:38:29 1983 He's got a chipmunk in his pocket. He's one egg short of a dozen. He's got a double helping of angelfood cake. Wayne