From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:carl
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Euphemisms - (nf)
Article-I.D.: ucbcad.672
Posted: Tue Feb 22 01:35:30 1983
Received: Tue Feb 22 10:26:01 1983

#R:ucbvax:-92100:ucbcad:14700003:000:269
ucbcad!carl    Feb 22 01:26:00 1983


1.	He's got one wheel in the sand.

2.	He's half a bubble off center.

3.	His elevator doesn't go to the top.

4.	His racket has a broken string.

5.	His ladder is missing a few rungs.

6.	There's a knot is his garden hose.

7.	His keyboard is missing a few letters.