From: utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!npoiv!alice!rabbit!ark Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: It was a dark and stormy night... Article-I.D.: rabbit.1069 Posted: Fri Jan 21 12:18:09 1983 Received: Sat Jan 22 04:53:07 1983 Two cars collided on a poorly lit, slippery, rain-swept intersection in the middle of nowhere. Neither occupant was hurt, but both were pretty shaken as they extracted themselves from their respective vehicles. They turned out to be a doctor and a lawyer. The lawyer said: "Doc, you look pretty shaken up. Try some of this." With that, he pulled a hip flask of brandy from his coat pocket and handed it to the doctor. He took a long pull from it and handed it back to the lawyer, who replaced the cap and put it back in his pocket. "Aren't you going to have some too?" said the doctor? "Sure thing, soon as the highway patrol arrives." said the lawyer.