From: utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!tim Newsgroups: net.flame Title: Re: NOT ALL LOWER CASE Article-I.D.: unc.4733 Posted: Tue Mar 1 17:01:25 1983 Received: Wed Mar 2 08:26:50 1983 References: ucbvax.1017 All right, Arnold, who the Hell do you think you are to tell us what we can and can't flame about? I see scarlet and bite halfway through my tongue when I see tiny creeps like you who've never done anything for the community (that couldn't also be done by a piebald, harelipped wombat with bad breath, that is) trying to impose your own sick standards on your betters!!!! Why don't you use your middle name? What's the CRC stand for anyway, Creeping Rotten Carnifex? No decent mother would give her son a middle name like that. As to your mother, I heard about her and that Korean platoon, yes I did! But I wouldn't call her a traitor, since she'd just been with the whole Seventh Fleet! They heard her shouting all the way to Lower Slobbovia! Thus is your ancestry. But I don't believe in judging a man by his family alone; I believe that his breath is important too, and frankly I can smell yours through 6000 miles of telephone lines. When I display an article of yours, everyone on the floor thinks there's been an explosion at a sewage treatment plant! Small bugs and other insignificant creatures are killed in a radius of 1.7 kilometers, but larger life forms merely faint or fall into a coma. But no, it is not breath alone that makes you what you are. Remember how they wouldn't let you see your school records? They were afraid you'd be permanently traumatized by seeing the size of the denominator of your IQ. And that wasn't really candy your father kept giving you when you were a kid; why do you think he told you "Swallow, but don't bite"? Is it true that you've been an undergraduate for six years? Keep on trying; Pascal really isn't *that* hard. In conclusion, Kenneth, let me just say that you are all that the creationists despise: absolute proof of man's genetic link with lower life forms. What apes? I'm talking blue-green algae here! Tim "No Punches Pulled" Maroney your mother's bedroom