From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!dukgeri!jdh
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: jokes
Article-I.D.: dukgeri.270
Posted: Fri Jan 14 09:37:07 1983
Received: Thu Jan 20 05:28:32 1983



Do you know why they have astro turf on all the football fields in Iowa?

	To keep the cheerleaders from grazing after the games.



Do you know why people in Minnesota don't drink Kool Aid?

	They can't figure out how to get the two quarts of water in

	that little envelope.