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Newsgroups: net.nlang,net.poems
Title: Pittsburgh Rhyme
Article-I.D.: u1100s.161
Posted: Fri Dec 17 15:05:58 1982
Received: Tue Mar  8 06:57:28 1983


The following rhyme is alleged to only rhyme in Pittsburgh (that is,
when read with a Pittsburgh accent, whatever that may be.)


	Tomorrow I'll 
	Collect my towel
	And dry my owl
	Beside the Nile
	And then my cow
	If I know how.

		From "Say it My Way" by Willard Espy