From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!tekcad!keithl
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Another AMPS (Absent Minded Professor Story)
Article-I.D.: tekcad.335
Posted: Tue Jan 25 19:30:12 1983
Received: Fri Jan 28 07:24:22 1983

And let's not forget the story of physicist Paul Dirac,
who was leaving the faculty club at Cambridge one afternoon,
and then stopped by the gate to think.  He thought for quite a while,
then asked the doorman, "Excuse me. Was I going in, or going out?"
   The doorman replied, "You were going out."
   A smile broke across Dirac's face as he said, 
"Good.  That means I've  HAD  lunch."

An apocryphal story brought to America by my Q.M. prof., Dr. John Clarke,
and haphazardly misquoted by me.
 
Keith Lofstrom
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