From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!ubc-visi!mprvaxa!bosa Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: The new secretary (shift 13) Article-I.D.: mprvaxa.161 Posted: Wed Mar 9 09:59:25 1983 Received: Fri Mar 11 03:00:44 1983 GUR ARJ FRPERGNEL Ze. Fzvgu tbg uvzfrys n arj frpergnel. Fur jnf lbhat, fjrrg naq cbyvgr. Bar qnl juvyr gnxvat qvpgngvba fur abgvprq uvf syl jnf bcra. Jura yrnivat gur ebbz fur fnvq "Bu Ze. Fzvgu, qvq lbh xabj gung lbhe oneenpxf qbbe vf bcra ?" Ur qvq abg haqrefgnaq ure erznex ohg yngre ba ur unccrarq gb ybbx qbja naq fnj gung uvf mvccre jnf bcra. Ur qrpvqrq gb unir fbzr sha jvgu uvf frpergnel. Pnyyvat ure va ur nfxrq, "Ol gur jnl Zef. Wbarf jura lbh fnj zl oneenpxf qbbe bcra guvf zbeavat, qvq lbh nyfb frr n fbyqvre fgnaqvat ng nggragvba ?" Gur frpergnel jub jnf dhvgr jvggl ercyvrq: "Jul ab Ze. Fzvgu nyy V fnj jnf n yvggyr qvfnoyrq irgrena fvggvat ba gjb qhssyr ontf". Yvab Obfn (zceinkn!obfn)