From: utzoo!decvax!cca!ima!inmet!porges
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Married joke - (nf)
Article-I.D.: inmet.23
Posted: Sat Feb 19 03:21:17 1983
Received: Sun Feb 20 09:31:26 1983

#N:inmet:4500001:000:490
inmet!porges    Feb 17 15:24:00 1983

	If Olivia Newton-John married Isaac Newton, divorced him, married
Elton John, divorced him, married Edward Kennedy, divorced him, married
Edward Kennedy Jr., divorced him, married "Bam-Bam" (from the Flintstones),
divorced him, and married John F. Kennedy Jr, also known as "John-John",
she would then be:

Mrs. John-John Newton-John Newton John Kennedy Kennedy Bam Bam Kennedy.
	

						Ha ha ha

					-- Don Porges
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