From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!teklabs!done
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Swifties
Article-I.D.: teklabs.1759
Posted: Sun Feb 20 15:42:39 1983
Received: Mon Feb 21 04:20:36 1983

  "Where shall we sleep during our camping trip?"  he asked intently.

  "This is where we must bury the body," he declared gravely.

  "I've been a bee-keeper all my life," he droned.

  "This snake oil will solve your problems," he hissed.

  "My, these Yellowstone geysers are tremendous!" he gushed.

  "I guess I'll have to regrade all these class assignments," she remarked.

  "Your computer programs need lots more documentation." she commented.

  "Give me your money or I'll castrate you!" he demanded.

  "The choir was a little off key last Sunday," she intoned.

  "What's for dessert?" I screamed.

  "My name is Brooke," he babbled.

Brought to you by:  Don Ellis
                    Tektronix, Inc.
          "What is the scope of your business?" he asked with measure.