From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!esquire!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdcatta!wa143
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Australia - The British view [rot 13]
Article-I.D.: sdcatta.503
Posted: Sat Jan 29 23:25:17 1983
Received: Tue Feb  1 02:11:51 1983


     Gur  nern xabja trarenyyl nf gur Fbhgu Cnpvsvp vf  cbchyngrq 
ol ynetr gevorf bs rkgerzryl cevzvgvir uhznaf.  Na rknzcyr bs gur 
zbfg  cevzvgvir vf gur Nhfgenyvna enpr.  Gur angvirf ner rnfl  gb 
qrgrpg  orpnhfr bs gurve bhgynaqvfu qerff zbqr,pbzcevfvat va  gur 
znyr bs tehool gnax-gbcf,  fubegf,  gubat-fnaqnyf, naq gbccrq bss 
ol  n gbjryyvat ung.  Serdhragyl gur znyrf ner frireryl haqre gur 
rssrpgf  bs  nypbuby,arrq n jnfu,  naq jnag  vafgehpgvba  va  gur 
fbpvny hfrf bs qrbqbenagf.

      Gurve  pbairefngvbany  novyvgl  vf  yvzvgrq  gb  tehagf  be 
 zbabflyynovp  hggrenaprf  ba gur fhowrpgf bs  enpr-ubefrf,  orre, 
 jbzra,  naq rkpergn; nyy guvf vagreynprq jvgu ihytne cebsnavgvrf.  
 Gurl erfbeg irel dhvpxyl gb svfgvphssf naq gevony  jnesner.   Gur 
 srznyrf  ner  zber  qrirybcrq  va uhzna tenprf  guna  gurve  znyr 
 pbhagrecnegf  ohg  gur htyl eraqrevat bs gur  ynathntr  graqf  gb 
 ryvzvangr gurz sebz gur yvfg bs tybony yhfg-gnetrgf. Gnxra gb gur 
 jrnevat  bs ynfg lrne'f Ohggrevpx qerff cnggreaf va purnc  pybgu, 
 gurve  vqrnf bs hc-gb-qngr unve fglyvat jrag bhg qhevat Jbeyq Jne 
 VV  naq  gurl nyfb arrq vafgehpgvba va gur  hfrf  bs  qrbqbenagf, 
 qrcvyngbevrf  naq  qbhpurf.  Znxr-hc  va zbfg pnfrf frrzf  gb  or 
 nccyvrq  jvgu  n gebjry be ol  ahzoref.  Ubjrire,  qrfcvgr  gurfr 
 boivbhf  qenjonpxf  gurl  ner raguhfvnfgvp  pbchyngbef  jvgu  gur 
 sbervta  znyr ivfvgbe jub unf ernpurq gur urvtug  bs  sehfgengvba 
 jura  uvf  fryrpgvivgl unf qrgrevbengrq gb gur cbvag jurer ur  vf 
 yrsg  jvgu  gur  pubvpr  bs  znfgheongvba,   oyvffbzvfz  be   gur 
 Nhfgenyvna jbzra. Gur ynggre pubvpr vf whfg cersrenoyr gb gur gjb 
 bgure  nygreangvirf.  Frkhny vagrepbhefr va Nhfgenyvna  vqvbzngvp 
 pbairefngvba  vf  xabja  nf n "anhtugl" juvpu vaqvpngrf  ng  jung 
 fgntr  bs zbenyvgl gurl unir nggnvarq.  Hfhnyyl fhpu npgvivgl  vf 
 pbasvarq  gb  hafbcuvfgvpngrq naq uvtuyl  oevrs  pbhcyvatf,  jvgu 
 yvggyr irfgzrag gnxra bss.  Vg unf serdhragyl orra bofreirq  gung 
 Nhfgenyvna jbzra unir abg orra njner bs cravyr crargengvba gubhtu 
 guvf  qngn unf abg rfgnoyvfurq jurgure gur znyr bs gurve  fcrpvrf 
 vf  vanqrdhngryl  rdhvccrq  be  gur  nagvcbqrna  intvan  vf  zber 
 pnireabhf  guna  abezny jbzra.  Shegure grfgf ner erpbzzraqrq  gb 
 rfgnoyvfu guvf.

      Gur  vapvqrapr  bs choyvp ibzvgvat vf uvture  va  Nhfgenyvn 
guna  bgure  cnegf  bs gur tybor rkprcg Onatuyn  Qrfu  jurer  gur 
fgnaqneq  bs phvfvar vf fb ubeevsvp gung guvf pbhyq or  sbetvira. 
Gurer  vf ab fhpu rkphfr va Nhfgenyvn  naq vg zhfg  gurersber  or 
pbafgehrq gung znaaref nf gur erfg bs gur pvivyvfrq jbeyq npprcgf 
nf  "qr  evthre"  unir lrg gb crargengr gur  rkprcgvbanyyl  guvpx 
fxhyyf bs Nhfgenyvnaf. 

   Gur  geniryyre  gb  guvf ynaq zhfg snpr n pbafgnag  cynthr  bs 
syvrf,  naq  gur bayl rkcynangvba  gung pna or bssrerq  sbe  guvf 
curabzrabz  vf  gung vg pna or nyjnlf abgvprq gung  fhpu  vafrpgf 
yvxr  gb pbatertngr jurer qveg,  fdhnybe,  naq rfcrpvnyyl  sbrpny 
znggre  ner  va nohaqnapr.  Gur fnq snpg gung gurve bevtvaf  fgrz 
sebz gur pbaivpgf bs Zbgure Ratynaq pna or hfrq nf na rkphfr  sbe 
gur boivbhf culfvpny fvtaf bs vagre-oerrqvat fhpu nf fgvpxvat-bhg 
rnef,  puvayrff  snpvny  fgehpgher,  naq n fubeg nggragvba  fcna. 
Ncneg sebz gur cerqrfpevorq qrsvpvraprf gur Nhfgenyvnaf ner  whfg 
npprcgnoyr  nf  erfvqragf  bs guvf cynarg naq pna  or  pynffvsvrq 
nybat jvgu gur Cltzvrf, Vaqvnaf,naq Venavnaf.