From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!presley Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Aggie Joke Article-I.D.: mhuxj.1125 Posted: Sat Feb 12 00:17:19 1983 Received: Sun Feb 13 02:24:32 1983 An Aggie and a T-sip (University of Texas) were sitting in a bar when the 11 o'clock news came on with a report of a distraught woman standing on the ledge of a building threatening to jump. "I'll bet you $100 that she won't jump," the Aggie said. "Okay, you're on," said the T-sip. A few seconds later, the woman was shown jumping off the building to her death. After the Aggie paid up, the T-sip felt a little guilty and said, "Here's your money back, I saw that news on the 6 o'clock report." The Aggie just grumbled, "So did I, but I didn't expect her to jump again."