From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!ubc-visi!mprvaxa!bosa
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: The new secretary (shift 13)
Article-I.D.: mprvaxa.161
Posted: Wed Mar  9 09:59:25 1983
Received: Fri Mar 11 03:00:44 1983


  GUR ARJ FRPERGNEL

  Ze. Fzvgu tbg uvzfrys n arj frpergnel. Fur jnf lbhat, fjrrg naq cbyvgr.
Bar qnl juvyr gnxvat qvpgngvba fur abgvprq uvf syl jnf bcra. Jura yrnivat
gur ebbz fur fnvq "Bu Ze. Fzvgu, qvq lbh xabj gung lbhe oneenpxf qbbe vf
bcra ?" Ur qvq abg haqrefgnaq ure erznex ohg yngre ba ur unccrarq gb ybbx
qbja naq fnj gung uvf mvccre jnf bcra. Ur qrpvqrq gb unir fbzr sha jvgu
uvf frpergnel. Pnyyvat ure va ur nfxrq, "Ol gur jnl Zef. Wbarf jura lbh
fnj zl oneenpxf qbbe bcra guvf zbeavat, qvq lbh nyfb frr n fbyqvre fgnaqvat
ng nggragvba ?" Gur frpergnel jub jnf dhvgr jvggl ercyvrq: "Jul ab Ze.
Fzvgu nyy V fnj jnf n yvggyr qvfnoyrq irgrena fvggvat ba gjb qhssyr ontf".


                                                  Yvab Obfn
                                                  (zceinkn!obfn)