From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!CSvax:Pucc-H:Physics:els
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Another NUN joke
Article-I.D.: pur-phy.655
Posted: Thu Jan 27 08:33:55 1983
Received: Sun Jan 30 08:17:54 1983



   This indigent man was brought to a Catholic hospital for treatment.
When it came time to leave, he went to the cashier's window to explain
that he couldn't pay.  The cashier is a nun.


      Nun:  Well, isn't there someone you know who could help you pay,
          a relative or some friend.

      Man:  There's only one person who would help me, my old-maid sister,
          but she's a nun!

      Nun (rather indignantly):  My good man!  Nuns are NOT old-maids!
                               We are married to God!!!

      Man (after some thought):  OK, fine.  Bill my brother-in-law!!!!!



                                   Not afraid to not sign 
                                       someone else's name!


                                   els[Eric Strobel]
                                   pur-ee!pur-phy!els