From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!alice!jeri Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: WPLJ Joke Article-I.D.: alice.1395 Posted: Wed Jan 12 09:22:42 1983 Received: Fri Jan 14 00:47:46 1983 A milkman went to deliver milk to a house on his route, and found a note there requesting 40 bottles of milk. Thinking there must be an error, he rang the doorbell. When the woman came to the door, he asked her if she really wanted 40 bottles of milk. She replied "Yes, I want to take a milk bath. He said "Do you want it pasteurized?" She replied "No, only up to my chest."