From: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!mabgarstin
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: For Canadians only
Article-I.D.: watcgl.174
Posted: Tue Feb  8 07:55:12 1983
Received: Wed Feb  9 00:17:41 1983


News reprint found in the two famous Canadian newspapers, "The Gloabe" and 
"The Mail".

(CP)-Toronto (just outside of Montreal)

       NEWFOUNDLAND GOVERNMENT ANOUNCES ARRIVAL OF LAST SHIPMENT
                        OF SEPTIC TANKS!

   When asked for comment about ordering of such a large volume of equipment
the minister of defense for the province of Newfoundland responded, "...well,
once our boys learn how to drive them we're planning to invade Quebec."





                                  my most sincere apologies to all
                                  Newfy netters out there but I
                                  just couldn't resist that one.
                                             MAB  -as usual