From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!cw Newsgroups: net.nlang Title: Two Apposite Gags Article-I.D.: eagle.817 Posted: Tue Mar 8 09:54:53 1983 Received: Wed Mar 9 04:03:44 1983 This morning's paper brought two comic strips worth posting. Imagine the graphics for yourself. From BC and Wiley's Dictionary: ilk n. A sick elk. And from Agatha Crumm--we see Ms. Crumm and Winsome, the secretary, talking as a man holding a briefcase leaves the first frame. Winsome: Was his resume' interesting, Ms. Crumm? Ms. Crumm: I don't know, Winsome. I didn't read it. Winsome: You didn't read it? Ms. Crumm: He misspelled "resume"! Charles