From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!cw
Newsgroups: net.nlang
Title: Two Apposite Gags
Article-I.D.: eagle.817
Posted: Tue Mar  8 09:54:53 1983
Received: Wed Mar  9 04:03:44 1983


This morning's paper brought two comic strips worth posting.  Imagine
the graphics for yourself.

	From BC and Wiley's Dictionary:

		ilk n.  A sick elk.


	And from Agatha Crumm--we see Ms. Crumm and Winsome, the secretary,
	talking as a man holding a briefcase leaves the first frame.

		Winsome:    Was his resume' interesting, Ms. Crumm?
		Ms. Crumm:  I don't know, Winsome. I didn't read it.
		Winsome:    You didn't read it?
		Ms. Crumm:  He misspelled "resume"!


Charles