From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!ariel!orion!lime!we13!plw Newsgroups: net.misc Title: Re: Secular Humanism Article-I.D.: we13.424 Posted: Sat Mar 12 13:48:33 1983 Received: Sun Mar 13 10:26:31 1983 References: teklabs.1815 A NEW RELIGION HAS BEEN FORMED Name: Secular Humanism God: Science Priests: Scientists Temples: Laboratories Seminaries: Public Schools Revelations: Only given to those priests who have rigorously studied the creed and have done many years service in the temples Creed: The Scientific Method Availability: All are required to follow the tenets established by the priests; temples are not open to the general public nor is the working of miracles available to everyone; the priests give to the general populace the revelations of the god Tolerance: None - children are required to be taught the tenets from a very young age so as not to be 'corrupted' by other beliefs. No separation of church and state is permitted. The state is used to enforce the teaching of this religion and no others. Flame on acolytes and priests of this new religion, Pete Wilson lime!we13!plw