From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!fluke!vax2:toms
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: cold sex (rot 13)
Article-I.D.: vax2.425
Posted: Tue Jan 18 16:37:44 1983
Received: Fri Jan 21 03:35:33 1983

   N fbhgureare jnf ivfvgvat gur ovt nccyr naq fgbccrq vagb n one
sbe n qevax.  Ur jnf fvggvat gurer ahefvat uvf obheoba naq jngre
jura gur one znvq pnzr hc naq nfxrq uvz vs ur jnagrq nalguvat.

   "V'q yvxr n cvrpr bs nff, cyrnfr" fnvq gur gbhevfg.

   "V'ir orra jbexvat va guvf one sbe sbhe lrnef abj naq unir unq
n ybg bs cnffrf guebja zl jnl," fnvq gur one znvq, "ohg V oryvrir
gung'f gur zbfg qverpg nccebnpu V'ir rire urneq."  Frrvat gung gur
one jnf nyzbfg rzcgl naq gung fur jnfa'g ernyyl arrqrq gurer, gur
one znvq ercyvrq "Fher, jul abg.  Sbyybj zr."  Gur gjb gura
jnyxrq bhg bs gur one gbtrgure.

   Nobhg na ubhe yngre, gur gjb erghearq gb gur one.  Gur one znvq,
ergheavat gb jbex, ntnva nfxrq gur fbhgureare vs ur jbhyq yvxr
nalguvat.

   "Onpx ubzr va Abegu Pnebyvan, jr yvxr gb qevax bhe obheoba naq
jngre avpr naq pbyq," ur ercyvrq.  "Fb V'q fgvyy yvxr gung cvrpr
bs nff."

Tom Sager	 	...!decvax!microsoft!fluke!toms