From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!kirk\!russ Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Orphaned Response - (nf) Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.628 Posted: Thu Feb 3 12:02:15 1983 Received: Mon Feb 7 00:52:34 1983 #R:watmath:-433800:kirk:21000004:37777777600:876 kirk!russ Jan 31 13:01:00 1983 Jesus and Arnold Palmer are playing golf one day. Arnold steps up to the tee, swings, and hits a nice slice down the middle of the fairway. "Not bad, Arnold", Jesus says. Jesus steps up to the tee, swings, and connects. The ball is very well hit, and looks to be a hole in one! However, no sooner does the ball appear to fall into the hold when a squirrel appears from the hole with the ball in its mouth. The squirrel starts running up the fairway. He gets about halfway back when an eagle swoops down from the heavens and picks the squirrel up in its beak. The eagle flies back towards the hole. Just as the eagle is over the hole, a lightning bolt vaporises both the eagle and the squirrel; The ball falls into the hole for a hole in one. Arnold turns to Jesus and asks "Are you going to play golf or are you going to fool around?" Russ Nelson ...kirk!russ