From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rocheste!brown
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Title: Insults
Article-I.D.: rocheste.487
Posted: Mon Jan 24 12:26:07 1983
Received: Thu Jan 27 20:09:05 1983

If brains was sox you'd be barefooted up to your knees. (from Pogo)
If brains was cotton you couldn't make tampax for a pissant. (from
	Denton High School, ca 1961)
You're so dumb that...
	If it started raining soup you'd run outside with a fork
		(and not even catch a potato).
	You think Fuller's Earth is a planet.
	...(lots of these)
When you get home I hope your mom runs out from under the porch
	and bites you on the leg.
Whoreson Zed! Unnecessary letter!  (and many real goodies from Shakspur).