From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:carl Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Euphemisms - (nf) Article-I.D.: ucbcad.671 Posted: Tue Feb 22 01:26:44 1983 Received: Tue Feb 22 08:37:59 1983 #R:ucbvax:-92100:ucbcad:14700003:000:269 ucbcad!carl Feb 22 01:26:00 1983 1. He's got one wheel in the sand. 2. He's half a bubble off center. 3. His elevator doesn't go to the top. 4. His racket has a broken string. 5. His ladder is missing a few rungs. 6. There's a knot is his garden hose. 7. His keyboard is missing a few letters.