From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!CSvax:Pucc-H:Physics:els Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Another NUN joke Article-I.D.: pur-phy.655 Posted: Thu Jan 27 08:33:55 1983 Received: Sun Jan 30 08:17:54 1983 This indigent man was brought to a Catholic hospital for treatment. When it came time to leave, he went to the cashier's window to explain that he couldn't pay. The cashier is a nun. Nun: Well, isn't there someone you know who could help you pay, a relative or some friend. Man: There's only one person who would help me, my old-maid sister, but she's a nun! Nun (rather indignantly): My good man! Nuns are NOT old-maids! We are married to God!!! Man (after some thought): OK, fine. Bill my brother-in-law!!!!! Not afraid to not sign someone else's name! els[Eric Strobel] pur-ee!pur-phy!els