From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!dukgeri!jdh Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: jokes Article-I.D.: dukgeri.270 Posted: Fri Jan 14 09:37:07 1983 Received: Thu Jan 20 05:28:32 1983 Do you know why they have astro turf on all the football fields in Iowa? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing after the games. Do you know why people in Minnesota don't drink Kool Aid? They can't figure out how to get the two quarts of water in that little envelope.