From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxm!mhuxv!burl!sb1!ll1!ihldt!ixn5c!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!jalote Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: CS lovers - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1515 Posted: Sat Feb 19 22:27:59 1983 Received: Tue Feb 22 06:17:52 1983 #N:uiucdcs:9900079:000:187 uiucdcs!jalote Feb 19 21:15:00 1983 Computer scientists do not make good lovers because they believe in doing the job faster than before. (And say over it that the performance has improved !!) Software people simulate it.