From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!dww
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Tom Swifties
Article-I.D.: psuvax.1191
Posted: Thu Feb 24 14:38:07 1983
Received: Fri Feb 25 06:25:26 1983

Some swifties I haven't seen on the net yet, courtesy my buddy Chris:

  "I don't know how we derailed," the motorman said distractedly.
  "Call the plumber," he said succinctly.
  "Dit, dit, dit, DAH, DAH, DAH, dit, dit, dit," he said remorsefully.
  "Cloning can be fun," he said, beside himself.
  "I've been fleeced," he admitted sheepishly.

and my favorite:

  "I love you, Belle," he told her.