From: utzoo!decvax!yale-com!marx
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: Re: telepathy problem
Article-I.D.: yale-com.840
Posted: Tue Feb  8 20:02:16 1983
Received: Fri Feb 11 06:28:25 1983
References: mitccc.281

Reply of general interest to 1/2 of you out there:

How to avoid 'telepathy problem' (come on, that's NOT what it is!):
* Identify and wear (not quaff) potions- Musk (many brands) is a TURN-ON.
* Wear light armor.  Leather is sexy (BLACK, get serious) and IS skin.
	It also smells great.
* Smile (if your teeth are average or above)  If mommy & daddy spent 1G on
  the orthodontist, MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU.
* Eyes are one's 'interface' between brain and rest of world.
  DON'T stare.
  DO absorb.
* Use 'substances' that work well for you.  Two drinks will loosen you up;
  you'll be surprised at the improvement in telepathic reception.  Don't
  get drunk with the lady- besides, you've got to watch football with the
  guys anyway.   (HEY, I'M GONNA BREAK THIS TIE!).
  Other substances:  If it makes you laid back, fine.  If it makes you
   paranoid, realize it might be fine for the guy in graphics or accounts
   receivable, but not YOU!
* Exercise.  It's good for YOU, and it's good for Telepathy.
* She might not be meant for you anyway.  Soooo....  
   MAINTAIN A HIGH PROFILE:
   go where they are.  I'm a CompSci major taking an A.I. project, Math
   and a programming course.  That's not where they are.  Yesterday I went
   down to Macy's in the Mall to 'collect data', and today I visited
   'French anarchism' and 'Ethical Issues'  (As you see, the college life/
   afterlife syndrome effect depends on your attitude.)
* Finally, don't look too hungry.  Project the attitude that you don't care
  whether or not you're going to do things we can't talk about in a 
  newsgroup that children might read.

I hope I haven't offended the other 1/2- if there are any O+  out there
who feel I've missed a few points, I'd adore to hear from you.  Respond
to net.singles or marx@yale-comix- that's up to you.

For all you O-> who have trouble telepathically linking,loading and
executing O+'s, MELLOW OUT!

				Specializing in 'velvet love'
				for almost a year now,
			
					Rich.