From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!houxz!houxi!houxa!houxm!u1100a!sdo
Newsgroups: net.misc
Title: New career opportunity in New York
Article-I.D.: u1100a.289
Posted: Mon Feb  7 11:21:05 1983
Received: Wed Feb  9 00:55:33 1983

Let's all quit our jobs.  There is a much more rewarding career under
development in New York City, as reported in today's New York Times in
an article entitled:

        "Youths Stealing Subway Tokens by Sucking on Turnstile Slots"

"Some kids are making $50 to $100 (fifty to one hundred dollars for those
programs which munch on dollar signs) a day sucking tokens," said
Hillel J. Valentine, deputy inspector of the Transit Authority Police
Department.

Have to go now.  It's lunchtime.
 
                        Scott Orshan
                        Bell Labs Piscataway
                        201-981-3064
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