From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!arens@UCBKIM Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Military joke Article-I.D.: ucbvax.816 Posted: Mon Feb 7 17:40:42 1983 Received: Wed Feb 9 03:56:00 1983 From: arens@UCBKIM (Yigal Arens) Received: from UCBKIM.BERKELEY.ARPA by UCBVAX.BERKELEY.ARPA (3.300 [1/17/83]) id AA07888; 7 Feb 83 17:38:27 PST (Mon) To: net-jokes@ucbvax >From the "No Comment" column in last month's issue of The Progressive magazine: A U.S. military adviser in El Salvador who formerly served in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, and Thailand, as quoted in The New York Times: "All I want to do is win one war, that's all, just one. It'll be like winning the World Series for me."