From: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!mabgarstin Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: YAIJ (Yet Another Insult Joke) Article-I.D.: watcgl.170 Posted: Mon Feb 7 23:42:26 1983 Received: Tue Feb 8 01:45:12 1983 If your IQ was 5 points higher you would be a tree. If you were ever complimented all your bits would be 1. When you were born your mother said, "What a treasure", and your father said, "Ya, let's bury him!". You have a pirate's dream, a sunken chest. Your so ugly your looks would make a dead dog get up and run away with its tail between its legs. When you were a little your parents used to tie a steak around your neck so that the dog would play with you. Final fooot note aimed at me, my speling and grammar does make an iliterate look like an genius. MAB