From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!fluke!vax2:sysate Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Seattle Jokes Part 3 (rot 13) Article-I.D.: vax2.467 Posted: Mon Feb 21 15:34:58 1983 Received: Tue Feb 22 08:00:30 1983 The following are offensive jokes about the residents of a local neighborhood called Ballard, whose residents are primarily Swedes and Norwegians. There are no jokes about Danes. The Danes will kill anybody who makes fun of them. This, by the way, is the last installment; unless I collect some more, of course. 20 ERNFBAF GB YNHTU NG ONYYNEQ D: Jul ner unvephgf $4 va Onyyneq? N: Qbyyne n fvqr. D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n objyvat onyy naq n Abejrtvna urnq? N: Lbh pna hfhnyyl bayl tb nobhg frira senzrf jvgu n Abejrtvna urnq. D: Jung qvq gur Abejrtvna fnl jura ur sryy qbja n syvtug bs fgnvef? N: "Uzzzzz, V jbaqre jung nyy gur abvfr jnf nobhg?" D: Jul nera'g gurer nal cuneznpvfgf va Onyyneq? N: Orpnhfr gurl pna'g svther bhg ubj gb svg gubfr yvggyr obggyrf vagb gur glcrjevgre. D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n qbpgbe gung bayl qryviref Fjrqvfu onovrf? N: N qbcr crqqyre. D: Jul qvq gur Abejrtvna qbpgbe gel gb jevgr jvgu n gurezbzrgre? N: Orpnhfr fbzr nffubyr unq gnxra uvf cra. D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh fraq n Abejrtvna hc n gerr? N: N oenapu znantre. D: Ubj qb lbh trg n bar-nezrq Fjrqr bhg bs n gerr? N: Jnir. D: Jung unccrarq gb gur Fjrqr jub ybpxrq uvf xrlf va uvf pne? N: Ur unq gb oernx va jvgu n pebjone gb erfphr uvf jvsr naq xvqf. D: Jung qb lbh trg vs lbh pebff YFQ jvgu yhgrsvfx? N: N gevc gb Onyyneq. D: Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs tebff vtabenapr? N: 144 Abejrtvnaf. D: Jung unccrarq gb gur Abejrtvna ryxubhaq gung tbg pnhtug va n orne genc? N: Vg purjrq bss guerr bs vgf yrtf naq fgvyy jnfa'g serr. D: Jul qvq gur Abejrtvna fcraq gur avtug bhgfvqr gur juberubhfr? N: Ur jnf jnvgvat sbe gur erq yvtug gb ghea terra. D: Qvq lbh urne gur bar nobhg gur ragercerarhe va Onyyneq? N: Ur tbg evpu fryyvat Purrevbf nf qbhtuahg frrqf. D: Jung'f fb qvssrerag nobhg gur Abejrtvna fzbxr qrgrpgbe? N: Vg unf n svir-zvahgr fabbmr nynez. D: Jul qvq gur Fjrqr gnxr onpx uvf arj gvr? N: Vg jnf gbb gvtug. D: Jung qvq gur Abejrtvna fnl jura gur Fjrqr fnvq "uryyb"? N: Abguvat. Ur pbhyqa'g guvax bs na nafjre. D: Jul qb Fpnaqvanivna svfurezna fzryy? N: Fb oyvaq crbcyr pna qvfyvxr gurz gbb. D: Jul ner gurer ab pbssrr oernxf ng Svfurezra'f Grezvany? N: Gur jbexref jbhyq unir gb or ergenvarq. D: Jung jnf gur ovt zrqvpny oernxguebhtu cresrpgrq ng Onyyneq Ubfcvgny? N: Gur urzbeeubvq genafcynag.