From: utzoo!utcsrgv!utcsstat!wagner
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: light bulb
Article-I.D.: utcsstat.221
Posted: Mon Jun 28 15:13:50 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 20:31:44 1982
References: uwvax.445

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None:  The earth revolves, and the zen buddhist just stays out of the way!