From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: 2 bad ones
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2140
Posted: Fri Jun 25 19:37:56 1982
Received: Wed Jun 30 02:30:39 1982

How do you stop frizzy haired ethnics from jumping on the furniture?

Put velcro on the ceiling.
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How do you get them dowm?

Give an ethnic2 a stick and say that they're pinatas.