From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!presley
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Philosophy
Article-I.D.: mhuxt.462
Posted: Sat May 15 20:37:08 1982
Received: Sun May 16 00:40:01 1982

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black
cat which isn't there.  A theologian is the man who finds it.
	Joe Presley