From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!essick Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Here Fido! - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.147 Posted: Wed Jun 2 12:25:37 1982 Received: Thu Jun 3 04:11:22 1982 Reply-To: ,s #N:uiucdcs:18000002:000:108 uiucdcs!essick Jun 2 11:48:00 1982 What do you call your dog if he has no legs? It doesn't matter, he still won't come when you call him!