From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!mus275 Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Washroom Graffiti Article-I.D.: watarts.1425 Posted: Sun Aug 1 03:19:33 1982 Received: Sun Aug 1 06:31:20 1982 References: watarts.1424 Toilet paper is taxable as of June 14 under the Ontario budget. To satisfy the government's 7% solution, please send 7% of your used toilet paper to: The Honourable Frank M. Miller Minister of Finance Queen's Park, Toronto, Ontario ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Statisticians do it with deviates! Computer Scientists do it with nybbles and bytes. Topologists do it on rubber sheets. Bagpipe players do it with amazing grace. Differential Geometrists take the shortest route. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There is no such thing as virgin wool within 100 miles of an engineering student. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A young gentleman named Rafferty Was reading the walls in the lafferty. He screamed with delight, "Newton was right! This must be the centre of graffiti!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------