From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!phonlab!sdcatta!wa277 Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Another baseball joke Article-I.D.: sdcatta.440 Posted: Thu May 27 22:48:12 1982 Received: Sat May 29 02:10:36 1982 Two Mexicans were up in L.A. for the first time. One night Fernando Valenzuela was pitching for the Dodgers, so they decided to take in the game. After a few innings they became hungry and decided to get something to eat. Just then a vendor came by shouting, "Hot dog! Get your hot dog!" One of the Mexicans knew no English. "Hot dog?" he asked his friend. "Que es 'hot dog'?" "A ver," said his friend, who knew some English. "Hot dog--perro caliente." "Ecch!" said his friend. "So that's what these norteamericanos eat at baseball games? Well, if it is the tradition, I am willing to try it one time. Let us buy some." So they each bought a hot dog. The first fellow opened his up to look. His face turned red. "Mira, amigo! It's bad enough I have to eat this at all, but just look what part of the dog they gave me!"