From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!wheps!ihnss!inuxc!nwuxc!crom Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Greetings from Santa Article-I.D.: nwuxc.108 Posted: Fri Jun 25 11:15:26 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 05:07:26 1982 GREETINGS I am sending this card to tell you That high taxes have taken away The things that I really needed, My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh. Now I'm making my rounds on a donkey, He's old and crippled and slow. So you'll know if II don't see you this Xmas, I'll be out on my ass in the snow. SANTA CLAUS