From: utzoo!utcsrgv!jrc
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Honda!
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.437
Posted: Tue Jun 29 10:58:27 1982
Received: Tue Jun 29 11:17:34 1982


John was having difficulty with his digestion.
It seems that he was farting frequently, and each
time he let one go, it sounded like

		"Honda!"

Well, this went on for some time, and it became
quite embarassing.  John finally overcame his
embarassment enough to visit his family physician.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
"Well," said John, "the problem is related to my
farts.  Each time I fart, it sounds rather strange."
The doctor asked John to demonstrate, and sure enough,
when he farted, it sounded like

		"Honda!"

"Oh yes," said the doctor, "that certainly is a problem.
But as it happens, I have come across this problem before.
What you will have to do is visit a Japanese dentist."
John expressed surprise that his problem could have
anything whatever to do with his teeth, but decided to
give it a go, and made a visit to the Japanese dentist
recommended by his doctor.  Like the doctor, the dentist
asked for a demonstration, and sure enough, when
John farted, it sounded like

		"Honda!"

The dentist nodded his head in understanding, asked John
to sit down, and proceeded to remove a tooth from the
left side of John's mouth.  When the dentist was through,
he said with a satisfied look, "Well, that should solve the
problem."  John, disbelieving, decided to check it out,
and slyly slipped out a fart, which sure enough did not
go "Honda!".  "Doctor!" John exclaimed, "you've done it!
But what possible connection can there be between that
tooth and my farting problem?"  "Well," said the dentist,
"in these cases I am guided by an ancient Japanese proverb:

	Abcess make the fart go "Honda!".