From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!inuxc!nwuxc!crom Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: New Dial System Article-I.D.: nwuxc.106 Posted: Fri Jun 25 11:06:11 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 05:11:41 1982 INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE USE OF THE NEW DIAL SYSTEM The letters on the dial are sometimes confusing to the average layman. The letter S on the dial is for South; the letter P is for Parkdale; the letter O is for Operator. Now if you want South Parkdale you put your finger in the S hole, then put your finger in the P hole, if you don't get your party, put your finger in the Operator's hole and move your finger back and forth gently until the Operator comes. Then you will be able to make connections provided you don't go off until the Operator comes.