From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!ihuxi!ijg Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Risque? Article-I.D.: ihuxi.152 Posted: Fri Jun 11 11:43:21 1982 Received: Sun Jun 13 01:17:33 1982 THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY. So he took Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of 5TH AVENUE and CLARK where he began to feel her MOUNDS. That was an ALMOND JOY which definitely made his TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTER FINGER up her KIT-KAT which, of course, caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed, "OH HENRY!", as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said, "You're better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!" She soon became a bit CHUNKY and some nine months later gave birth to a BABY RUTH.