From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!fluke!vax1!dan Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Three engineers Article-I.D.: vax1.129 Posted: Fri Jun 18 08:11:22 1982 Received: Tue Jun 29 07:16:24 1982 One day, three engineers were discussing religion. (They were, by the way, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer.) Specifically, they were discussing the nature of God. "It is obvious to me," declared the electrical engineer, "that God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human brain. You'll never find a more intricate and compact computer anywhere! Obviously God MUST be an electrical engineer." "I disagree completely." stated the mechanical engineer. "God must be a mechanical engineer. Take one look at the human skeleton, the intricacies of the joints, the efficient structure of the muscle system. And if that's not enough to convince you, consider the circulatory system with its complex pumps and valves... it's apparent that God MUST be a mechanical engineer." "I think you're both wrong!" piped up the civil engineer. "I think that God must be a civil engineer. After all... who else would put a sewer system right through the middle of a recreation area?" (Sorry if you already saw this-- I don't think it went over the net the first time.)