From: utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!npoiv!npois!cbosgd!nscs!rmas70!cly
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Puna-Puna
Article-I.D.: rmas70.165
Posted: Tue Aug  3 08:14:20 1982
Received: Wed Aug  4 03:04:19 1982


While exploring the South Pacific island of Puna-Puna,
the adventurers came upon the camp of a Japanese soldier
who had been there since WW2. The poor fellow didn't know the
war was over, etc., etc. They discovered that his only source
of sustenance was a case of wine and several cattle. Since
one person in the party spoke fluent Japanese (what a
fortunate coincidence!), they were able to ask him how in the
world he was able to survive on such meager rations. He repiled,
"Well, I always say, 'Cow and Saki, let the good times roll!'"