From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!Anonymous
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Cross roads - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.195
Posted: Sun Jun 20 22:25:48 1982
Received: Thu Jun 24 01:36:38 1982
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#R:uicsovax:3500008:uiucdcs:9900007:000:77
uiucdcs!Anonymous    Jun 20 22:01:00 1982

Sorry about this re-run.   

Answer:   Because he was stapled to a chicken