From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!alice!rabbit!ark Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: golfers Article-I.D.: rabbit.741 Posted: Tue Sep 7 17:32:07 1982 Received: Wed Sep 8 06:15:20 1982 A golfer was out playing golf one fine day when a particularly long drive hit another golfer in the back of his head and knocked him down. The first golfer and his caddy hurried to the scene and found the poor fellow face down in the fairway with the golf ball imbedded in his skull. The caddy turned white. "This is horrible! What are you going to do?" Said the golfer: "I think I'll take my wedge."