From: utzoo!utcsrgv!chris
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: The Power of Prayer
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.557
Posted: Mon Sep 13 11:40:43 1982
Received: Mon Sep 13 12:30:25 1982

	(For Canajan's Only!)

		The Power of Prayer!!!
		*** ***** ** ******

	There was this old couple that really beleived
	in the power of prayer. But once their prayers
	were answered!!

	The old woman prayed one evening, and the LORD
	answered "What do you want, old woman?".
	"I'd like a set of boobs, bigger then Dolly Parton's",
	said the old lady, whose sex life had been rather
	depressing lately. "Pray and sleep, and I'll see
	what can be arranged", replied the LORD.
	And lo, when the old woman woke up the next day,
	her boobs were bigger then Dollys'!!

	Well, when the old man saw this, he was overjoyed.
	That evening, he, too, decided to ask the LORD
	for a favour. "LORD, please, now that my wife has
	such big boobs, please give me a big prick to match".
	The LORD answered, "Pray and sleep, and I'll try
	get you a big prick to match your wife's boobs."

	And lo, when the old man woke up in the morning,
	he found Pierre E. Trudeau beside him !!


		P.S. I heard that one from my wife's grandmother!
		- Chris Retterath ( ..utcsrgv!chris )