From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: 2 jokes Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2056 Posted: Sat Jun 5 23:19:50 1982 Received: Tue Jun 8 01:17:49 1982 Billie Jean King Drowns... Found face down in Joan Rivers. _________________________________________________________________ A man is sitting at a bar, having a drink. The waitress, who also works for the whore house upstairs, is serving and overhears the man telling the barkeep about his frog. '...and this frog can eat pussy better than anyone I've ever known.'. Well the waitress can't believe this, and after a few more drinks going both ways, tells the gentleman that he should come upstairs and prove the story about this frog. Upstairs, the woman makes herself ready and the man produces the frog. He sets the frog in place but the frog does nothing. The man grabs the frog and says, ''You're embarassing me'' and replaces the frog. Still the frog does nothing. Again he picks up the frog and YELLS, ''You're making a fool of me!'' and replaces the frog. Still the frog does nothing. Finally the man picks up the frog and says: ''All right, but this is the very last time I'm going to show you.''