From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!ihnss!lbo Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Structured COBOL Programming Article-I.D.: ihnss.3687 Posted: Tue Jun 8 08:29:51 1982 Received: Wed Jun 9 01:02:01 1982 My thesis advisor back in graduate school used to say that structured COBOL is like junk sculpture. He would also say that FORTRAN is the language of the streets, and ought to be learned there.