From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!hpda!fc@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: FLASH!! ARGENTINA TO WITHDRAW FROM FALKLANDS!!! Article-I.D.: hpda.166 Posted: Sun Jun 6 22:50:34 1982 Received: Sun Jun 13 02:31:18 1982 We have just learned, in this late-breaking report, that Argentina has agreed to withdraw all its troops from the Falkland Islands. The Argentines agreed to this unexpected move on one condition: ... that each evacuating soldier be allowed to take with him as a warbride... one sheep.