From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!megatest!fen@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: still more lightbulb jokes
Article-I.D.: megatest.123
Posted: Fri Jul  2 17:35:42 1982
Received: Sun Jul  4 00:55:16 1982

OK, OK...I've been trying to hold back on some of these, but I see that
you guys out there in net-land want punishment so badly that I've just
got to let you have it.  Apologies in advance....

How many....		....does it take to change a light bulb ?
	Psychiatrists
		....Only one, but the light bulb REALLY has to want to change.
	Folk Singers
		....Six: one to change it and
			 five to reminisce about how good the old one was.
	Californians
		....Six: one to change it and five to share in the experience.
	
		....Five: one to hold the light bulb and 4 to turn the chair.
	Software Engineers
		....None: who cares? -- its a hardware problem.

How many Marin County Housewives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	....Marin County Housewives don't screw in light bulbs --
		they screw in hot tubs.

Speaking of light things....  Do you know what a lightyear is?
			Answer:	One third less calories.