From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!pyuxcc!xdxs
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Jesus sees
Article-I.D.: pyuxcc.255
Posted: Fri Jun 18 14:52:49 1982
Received: Tue Jun 22 01:17:51 1982

Jesus had been on the cross for nearly a day.  The apostiles were
all nearby as well as many others praying for Jesus.  Then there
came from the cross a whisper, "Peter, Peter".  Peter looked
up towards Jesus.  "Peter, Peter", came the voice.
"Yes Lord?", said Peter.  The voice from the cross could barely be
heard, "Peter, come here.  Peter!".  "Yes, Lord, yes".  Peter sprang
foward only to be beaten back by the Roman guard.  "I'm coming Lord",
he cried as he made another advance to the cross.  The guards
mercilessly beat Peter back.  Finally after crawling from behind,
through brambles and thorns, a torn and bleeding Peter reached the
base of the cross.  "Peter, Peter", the voice murmered from the cross.
"Lord, Jesus, I am here!  It's Peter!  I'm here!".  "Peter, Peter.
I... I can see your house from up here".