From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!phonlab!sdcatta!wa277 Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Absolutely stupid Article-I.D.: sdcatta.454 Posted: Thu Jun 24 22:13:52 1982 Received: Wed Jun 30 02:52:51 1982 Q. What gets 50 mpg and presides at Bar Mitzvahs? A. A Volkswagen rabbi.