From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!wheps!ihnss!ihuxt!nss Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: President Article-I.D.: ihuxt.102 Posted: Fri Jun 25 08:33:39 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 04:40:25 1982 President Reagan has a new plan to reduce the size of big government. Borrowing an idea from California's fight against the dreaded fruit fly, he says he's going to release a huge sworm of sterile bureaucrats in Washington. He says this idea beats spraying because spraying has some difinite political negatives attached. Spraying the entire city of Washington, D.C. would result in a lot of visible dead people laying around the streets of our capital city. That'd be a real political netative. The President said he'd rather have'em laying dead in the streets of the inner cities where they wouldn't be seen.