From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!ihuxv!ihuxv!moe
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Another pun
Article-I.D.: ihuxv.156
Posted: Thu Jun 17 16:06:48 1982
Received: Sun Jun 20 04:25:29 1982

            Another pun - here it comes .....
 
There were once a race of clams living on the ocean bed.  Two of
these clams were Sam and Joe.  Sam was a wild and swinging clam
who owned a disco.  Joe was a clean upright clam who never did
anything wrong. Finally, Joe died and went to heaven where he met
St. Peter at the gate.  St. Peter told Joe that for having lived a
good life that Joe could have one request before being admitted to
heaven.  Joe requested to go back to earth for one day to raise
some hell with Sam.  St. Peter said that was fine, but that Joe
had to be sure to bring his harp and halo back in order to be
admitted into heaven.
Joe agreed to this and went back to earth for a day and had a
great time.  When his time was up, he went to St. Peter to get
back into heaven. St. Peter asked Joe where his harp was and Joe
replied:
  "Oh no, I left my harp in Sam clam's disco"