From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ihldt!viv Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Soap Joke Article-I.D.: ihldt.831 Posted: Fri Aug 13 16:51:30 1982 Received: Tue Aug 17 06:33:12 1982 Miss Jones, the kindergarten teacher, was giving her class an art lesson one day. She drew the following on the black board and asked little Mary to add some- thing to the picture and make a story about it. ____ |_S_O_A_P| So little Mary produced the following and said, "This is the house that the soap is inside of!" /\ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | ____ | | |_S_O_A_P| | Miss Jones was very pleased and said, "Very good! Now Johnny, you add something." So Johnny walked up to the board and added the following saying, "This is is the sun shining on the house that the soap is in!" \ / - o - / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | ____ | | |_S_O_A_P| | "Wonderfull!" Miss Jones cried, "Can you add something Susie?" Little Susie hurried up to the board and made her addition saying, "This is the melting snow on the roof of the house with the soap in it!" \ / - o - / \ /\ / UU \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | ____ | | |_S_O_A_P| | By now Miss Jones was ecstatic and said "Fantastic! Herman come and add something!" Well Herman was rather bored with the whole situation and slowly walked up to the board. He made his addition and sat back down in his chair. _----_----_ - - - \ / - - - o - - - / \ - | | | /\ | | / UU \ | | / \ | | / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ____ | | /______| |_S_O_A_P| |______\ Miss Jones looked at the picture for a minute, then looked at Herman and said "I don't understand, Herman, What is this?" Herman looked up and said, "This is my dad picking up the soap in the shower."