From: utzoo!utcsrgv!chris Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: The Power of Prayer Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.557 Posted: Mon Sep 13 11:40:43 1982 Received: Mon Sep 13 12:30:25 1982 (For Canajan's Only!) The Power of Prayer!!! *** ***** ** ****** There was this old couple that really beleived in the power of prayer. But once their prayers were answered!! The old woman prayed one evening, and the LORD answered "What do you want, old woman?". "I'd like a set of boobs, bigger then Dolly Parton's", said the old lady, whose sex life had been rather depressing lately. "Pray and sleep, and I'll see what can be arranged", replied the LORD. And lo, when the old woman woke up the next day, her boobs were bigger then Dollys'!! Well, when the old man saw this, he was overjoyed. That evening, he, too, decided to ask the LORD for a favour. "LORD, please, now that my wife has such big boobs, please give me a big prick to match". The LORD answered, "Pray and sleep, and I'll try get you a big prick to match your wife's boobs." And lo, when the old man woke up in the morning, he found Pierre E. Trudeau beside him !! P.S. I heard that one from my wife's grandmother! - Chris Retterath ( ..utcsrgv!chris )