From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!alice!rabbit!ark
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Why are there so many sick people in the Midwest?
Article-I.D.: rabbit.777
Posted: Mon Sep 27 23:53:04 1982
Received: Thu Sep 30 09:51:34 1982

Because part of the Midwest is always Ill.