From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!trb
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Definitiion of a housewife
Article-I.D.: harpo.739
Posted: Thu Jun 10 12:12:21 1982
Received: Fri Jun 11 03:53:25 1982

A device a husband screws on the bed to get the housework done.