From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ihuxn!mlr
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: ugly
Article-I.D.: ihuxn.166
Posted: Fri Jul  9 13:25:09 1982
Received: Sun Jul 11 02:34:40 1982

She is so ugly that when the kids dress up for Halloween
they dress up like her.

She is so ugly that when we went to Disneyland and visited the
haunted house, on our way out, the guard asked me to leave her
there.

She is so ugly that we went on the Family Feud and Richard Dawson
wouldn't kiss her.