From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!esquire!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!sdcattb!sdcsla!wargo Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: ...a funny thing happend on the way to work Article-I.D.: sdcsla.131 Posted: Fri Sep 3 10:05:24 1982 Received: Sun Sep 5 05:03:32 1982 postnews net.jokes .... a funny thing happend on the way to work Hi out there. This is my first attempt at postnews, so if I mess this up and it ends up in net.???? please let me know. I would have contributed sooner but the stranges thing happened to me on the way here today. I stoped in at the local health food hangout and ordered up a tall O.J. as Im accustomed to do now and then. Well I put a 20$ on the table to pay for the juice and lo and behold along comes a goat!!! (Honest a real live goat...) Well this goat up and eats my TWENTY DOLLARS! so I say to the waiter, "hay buddy your goat just ate my 20$ and I would like to know what you plan to do about it." He replys "sorry pal nothin I can do about it the animal belongs to the piano player over there." So by now I pretty well steamed up. I tromp over to the piano player grab him by the arm whirl him around and say "Do you know your goat just ate my money?" To which he replys "No but if you hum a few bars I'll try to fake it." I'll tell you I get no respect. My folks sent me to a child psychologist, the little brat could'nt do a thing for me. So I go to another Doctor. He tells me I'M crazy. So I tell him I want second opinion to which he replys "OK your ugly too!"