From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!essick
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Here Fido! - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.178
Posted: Wed Jun  9 12:29:15 1982
Received: Thu Jun 10 02:46:54 1982
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#N:uiucdcs:18000002:000:108
uiucdcs!essick    Jun  2 11:48:00 1982


	What do you call your dog if he has no legs?


	It doesn't matter, he still won't come when you call him!