From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: water skiing Article-I.D.: watmath.2553 Posted: Tue Jun 8 15:31:34 1982 Received: Thu Jun 10 00:53:36 1982 Since I prefer jokes to flames, I will not flame but tell a joke! This joke originally involved an unspecified ethnic (you'll never guess what kind!) but we will here refer to him as Tim. Tim is not very bright. Tim won a pair of waterski's in a lottery that he had entered. To this day he is looking for a sloping water surface.