From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsovax!pat Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: S o r r y Article-I.D.: uicsovax.179 Posted: Tue May 11 18:25:24 1982 Received: Wed May 12 03:33:45 1982 .... looks like our "notesfiles" networking stuff has a bit of a problem and some (all ?) people got my "cross roads" messages as a bunch of: X's That was not the real joke (or should I say yoke ?). Boy I bet I get all kinds of poison mail about that screw-up.............. XXXXX Anyway, the REAL text was: Why did the punk rocker cross the road ? Answer: Because he (yes HE) was stapled to a chicken !! (worth the trouble, eh ?)