From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!mus275 Newsgroups: ug.jokes Title: Elephant jokes... Article-I.D.: watarts.1422 Posted: Sun Aug 1 02:17:24 1982 Received: Sun Aug 1 03:39:23 1982 References: watmath.3094 What's harder to do than getting a pregnant elephant into a volkswagon? Getting an elephant pregnant in a volkswagon! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches isn't enough! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep!