From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!hpda!fc@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: FLASH!!   ARGENTINA TO WITHDRAW FROM FALKLANDS!!!
Article-I.D.: hpda.166
Posted: Sun Jun  6 22:50:34 1982
Received: Sun Jun 13 02:31:18 1982

We have just learned, in this late-breaking report, that Argentina has
agreed to withdraw all its troops from the Falkland Islands.  The
Argentines agreed to this unexpected move on one condition: ...


that each evacuating soldier be allowed to take with him as a warbride...

one sheep.