From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!npois!houxi!ihps3!ixn5c!inuxc!wheatley
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Burma Shave
Article-I.D.: inuxc.443
Posted: Wed Oct  6 16:33:26 1982
Received: Thu Oct  7 02:54:45 1982

This cream		Tempted to try it?
is like			follow your hunch
a parachute		be "top banana"
there isn't		not one
any substitute		of the bunch

The draftee		Men
tried a tube		with whiskers
and purred		'neath their noses
well whaddya know	oughta have to kiss
I've been defurred	like eskimoses

This cooling shave	Said farmer Brown
will never fail		who's bald
to stamp		on top
its user		wish I could
first class male	rotate the crop

Drinking drivers-	Don't
nothing worse		try passing
they put		on a slope
the quart		unless you have
before the hearse	a periscope