From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!reid
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: kids...
Article-I.D.: uwvax.493
Posted: Sat Jul 17 19:38:47 1982
Received: Sun Jul 18 05:11:02 1982

Teacher:  Johnny, if you reached into your left pocket and found 75 cents,
		and then reached into your right pocket and found 25 cents,
		what would you have?

Johnny:  I'd have somebody else's pants.