From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!inuxc!nwuxc!otuxa!we13!plw
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Light Bulbs and Programmers
Article-I.D.: we13.287
Posted: Thu Jun 17 16:29:53 1982
Received: Sun Jun 20 05:32:27 1982

	Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?


	A. Five -
		A group leader to coordinate the project,
		One to design a new language to describe the methodology used,
		One to write the man pages,
		One to actually change the bulb, and
		One to bring the system back up because of line voltage changes.



						...we13!plw