From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ixn5c!inuxc!rrm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Real women
Article-I.D.: inuxc.407
Posted: Wed Sep 22 11:13:02 1982
Received: Thu Sep 23 04:45:21 1982


In keeping up with the current line of jokes about, Real men don't eat
quiche, lets get some contributions for Real Women...

Here are some to start the ball rolling (from an article in the Chicago
Tribune)

Real women can change a tire.
Real women don't enter beauty contests.
Real women are always 10 minutes late.
and last but not least,
Real women check their own oil.


					Ron Meyer
					Bell labs - Indianapolis
					inuxc!rrm