From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!reid
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Mathematician
Article-I.D.: uwvax.507
Posted: Sun Jul 25 15:23:30 1982
Received: Wed Jul 28 06:19:02 1982


There was once a math major who could not land a job (can you believe it?), so
he joined the Navy.  The problem was, each time he was ordered to swab the 
decks or given other task, he would answer, "minus one, sir".