From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!npois!houxi!ihps3!ixn5c!inuxc!wheatley Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Burma Shave Article-I.D.: inuxc.443 Posted: Wed Oct 6 16:33:26 1982 Received: Thu Oct 7 02:54:45 1982 This cream Tempted to try it? is like follow your hunch a parachute be "top banana" there isn't not one any substitute of the bunch The draftee Men tried a tube with whiskers and purred 'neath their noses well whaddya know oughta have to kiss I've been defurred like eskimoses This cooling shave Said farmer Brown will never fail who's bald to stamp on top its user wish I could first class male rotate the crop Drinking drivers- Don't nothing worse try passing they put on a slope the quart unless you have before the hearse a periscope