From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!hao!hull@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
Article-I.D.: hao.237
Posted: Tue May 11 21:28:29 1982
Received: Thu May 13 05:21:11 1982

   How many Vampires does it take to change a light bulb?  Only one,
however, they don't really change them.  They just suck out all the juice.