From: utzoo!nonh
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Willie-style doggerel 
Article-I.D.: utzoo.2378
Posted: Sat Aug 14 18:15:00 1982
Received: Sat Aug 14 18:15:00 1982

The version I know of one of the "Willie" verses is:

Making toast by the fireside,
Nurse fell in the grate and died.
And, what makes it ten times worse --
All the toast was burned with Nurse!


and in the same vein --

Eating more than he was able,
Georgie died at the breakfast table.
"Please, Mama," said little Meg,
"May I have his other egg?"


"Sir!  Your butler's cut in half!"
"Oh.  Then, can you tell me, please,
Which is the half that has my keys?"

and I don't want any flames that these should be in ug.jokes -- they
are rather ghoulish fantasies, schoolboy-style.