From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Lightbulb jokes Article-I.D.: mi-cec.167 Posted: Mon Sep 27 09:01:41 1982 Received: Thu Sep 30 10:21:48 1982 I have a compendium of lightbulb jokes. I'll be posting one or two a day until my list (and imagination) run out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder he's standing on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many Bhuddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two One to change the bulb, and one *not* to change the bulb. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One But the bulb has to *want* to change first.