From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!ihnss!caf
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Reagan
Article-I.D.: ihnss.3878
Posted: Thu Jun 24 13:28:10 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 01:40:34 1982

President Reagan has a new plan to reduce the size of big government.  Borrowing
an idea from California's fight against the dreaded fruit fly, he says he's going 
to release a huge sworm of sterile bureaucrats in Washington.  He says this idea
beats spraying because spraying has some difinite political negatives attached.
Spraying the entire city of Washington, D.C. would result in a lot of visible
dead people laying around the streets of our capital city.  That'd be a real
political netative.  The President said he'd rather have'em laying dead in the
streets of the inner cities where they wouldn't be seen.