From: utzoo!nonh Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Willie-style doggerel Article-I.D.: utzoo.2378 Posted: Sat Aug 14 18:15:00 1982 Received: Sat Aug 14 18:15:00 1982 The version I know of one of the "Willie" verses is: Making toast by the fireside, Nurse fell in the grate and died. And, what makes it ten times worse -- All the toast was burned with Nurse! and in the same vein -- Eating more than he was able, Georgie died at the breakfast table. "Please, Mama," said little Meg, "May I have his other egg?" "Sir! Your butler's cut in half!" "Oh. Then, can you tell me, please, Which is the half that has my keys?" and I don't want any flames that these should be in ug.jokes -- they are rather ghoulish fantasies, schoolboy-style.