From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!essick Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Here Fido! - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.178 Posted: Wed Jun 9 12:29:15 1982 Received: Thu Jun 10 02:46:54 1982 Reply-To: ,s #N:uiucdcs:18000002:000:108 uiucdcs!essick Jun 2 11:48:00 1982 What do you call your dog if he has no legs? It doesn't matter, he still won't come when you call him!