From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!inuxc!bossi Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: mafia Article-I.D.: inuxc.261 Posted: Tue Jul 27 08:30:37 1982 Received: Sat Jul 31 08:17:01 1982 There was a young good looking Italian about to marry into a mafia family when his father-in-law to be asked him what he wanted as a wedding gift. The young man thought about it for a while before he said, "I'd like a watch." The father-in-law jumped in and said, "Wouldn't you rather have a gun?" The boy thought about a gun as a gift and asked, "What in the world am I going to do with a gun, especially since I hate violence in the first place!" The father-in-law yelled at the boy asking..."If you come home from work one day and find some stranger in bed with my daughter, are you going to shoot him or tell him his time is up!!!"