From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!trb Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: pathetic jokes (n.f. / flame) Article-I.D.: floyd.261 Posted: Thu Jun 10 09:53:23 1982 Received: Fri Jun 11 01:28:19 1982 References: watmath.2563 Re COBOL- When you need a sledgehammer, the finest scalpel just won't do. Andy Tannenbaum Bell Labs Whippany, NJ (201) 386-6491