From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!geo
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: a recurring dream
Article-I.D.: watarts.1266
Posted: Thu May 27 05:39:21 1982
Received: Sun May 30 01:20:40 1982

Once upon a time, our hero had a recurring dream
that was really bothering him.  He went to see
his doctor.  "Doctor, I keep dreaming I am falling
from an airplane, getting closer and closer to the
Earth.  Just when I am about to land, and certainly
die, my alarm rings, and I wake up.  Doctor, what 
should I do?"
    "Well," said our hero's doctor, "make sure
you *always* set your alarm..."

(I pinched this from last saturday's Toronto Globe and Mail)