From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: 2 bad ones Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2140 Posted: Fri Jun 25 19:37:56 1982 Received: Wed Jun 30 02:30:39 1982 How do you stop frizzy haired ethnics from jumping on the furniture? Put velcro on the ceiling. ------------------------------ How do you get them dowm? Give an ethnic2 a stick and say that they're pinatas.