From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!alice!rabbit!ark
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: golfers
Article-I.D.: rabbit.741
Posted: Tue Sep  7 17:32:07 1982
Received: Wed Sep  8 06:15:20 1982

A golfer was out playing golf one fine day when a particularly
long drive hit another golfer in the back of his head and knocked
him down.  The first golfer and his caddy hurried to the scene
and found the poor fellow face down in the fairway with the golf
ball imbedded in his skull.  The caddy turned white.  "This is
horrible!  What are you going to do?"

Said the golfer:  "I think I'll take my wedge."