From: utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!npoiv!npois!cbosgd!nscs!rmas70!cly Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Puna-Puna Article-I.D.: rmas70.165 Posted: Tue Aug 3 08:14:20 1982 Received: Wed Aug 4 03:04:19 1982 While exploring the South Pacific island of Puna-Puna, the adventurers came upon the camp of a Japanese soldier who had been there since WW2. The poor fellow didn't know the war was over, etc., etc. They discovered that his only source of sustenance was a case of wine and several cattle. Since one person in the party spoke fluent Japanese (what a fortunate coincidence!), they were able to ask him how in the world he was able to survive on such meager rations. He repiled, "Well, I always say, 'Cow and Saki, let the good times roll!'"