From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!ihnss!lbo
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Structured COBOL Programming
Article-I.D.: ihnss.3687
Posted: Tue Jun  8 08:29:51 1982
Received: Wed Jun  9 01:02:01 1982


My thesis advisor back in graduate school used to say that structured
COBOL is like junk sculpture.  He would also say that FORTRAN is the
language of the streets, and ought to be learned there.