From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!cbosg!cbosgd!bdd Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Buccaneers Article-I.D.: cbosgd.2360 Posted: Tue Jun 15 11:39:29 1982 Received: Thu Jun 17 04:04:23 1982 Joe was handing out candy at his house on halloween night when a little boy walks up to his door and exclaims "bick or beat!!". Confused, Joe looks at the little boy and replies, "Don't you mean 'trick or treat?'. The little boy just looks at him and shakes his head yes. Being friendly, Joe asks the little boy, "What do you want"?, to which the boy replied, "bandy". Joe said "Bandy, Don't you mean candy"? The little boy just looked at Joe and shook his head 'yes' again. The little boy was dressed as a pirate so Joe being friendly still inquires, "What are you supposed to be"? The little boy replies, "A birate". "A birate!" Joe said, "Don't you mean pirate"? Again the little boy looked up and just shook his head 'yes'. "If your a pirate, then where are your buccaneers" Joe asked. Startled, the little boy looked at Joe, pointed straight to his ears and said, "Right here, where's your buckin' eyes!!"