From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!inuxc!inuxb!adstone Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: mop n'n' glo... Article-I.D.: inuxb.138 Posted: Thu Jul 22 07:56:47 1982 Received: Sun Jul 25 10:56:33 1982 Why are a floor and UNIX similar ? Because they're both VAXed frequently.......