From: utzoo!decvax!genradbo!marc
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: stupid joke
Article-I.D.: genradbo.178
Posted: Fri Jun 11 08:13:27 1982
Received: Sun Jun 13 01:58:54 1982

Deep in the heart of a southern metropolis,
two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.

Sorry if this offends any peanut growers (or southerns) if so try
Deep in the heart of a typical city or town
two vegetables were walking down the street and one was assaulted
ah hell, be offended!