From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: cricket match
Article-I.D.: watmath.2525
Posted: Thu Jun  3 12:19:56 1982
Received: Sat Jun  5 04:33:16 1982


There was a prestigious english lord who played on a cricket team.
One season his son also made the team, but before a certain game
the lord was rather worried about this, because his son was a rather
excitable chap. Sure enough the referee makes a very questionable
call, and the lords son stomps over to the man and starts ranting
and raving. The referee maintains stoic silence which outrages the
lords offspring even more, so he heaves the ref into the air, throws
him down, SITS on him and proceeds to forcefully scream his point
across to the man. The lord meanwhile is purple with shame so he
musters his dignity, walks over to this situation and says to his
progeny: "Don't you know that the son never sits on the British
Umpire?"