From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!ihuxn!djmolny
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Re: from Benny Hill
Article-I.D.: ihuxn.143
Posted: Tue Jun 15 08:30:31 1982
Received: Wed Jun 16 04:16:51 1982

Well, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

(This joke is better when it's spoken.  Honest.)