From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Lightbulb jokes
Article-I.D.: mi-cec.167
Posted: Mon Sep 27 09:01:41 1982
Received: Thu Sep 30 10:21:48 1982


I have a compendium of lightbulb jokes. I'll be posting one or two a day
until my list (and imagination) run out.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three
	One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder he's standing on.
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How many Bhuddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two
	One to change the bulb, and one *not* to change the bulb.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One
	But the bulb has to *want* to change first.