From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: illegal Article-I.D.: watmath.2645 Posted: Tue Jun 15 14:28:02 1982 Received: Fri Jun 18 03:19:47 1982 Well two people from Chelm (you've all heard about the Chelmers by now I hope) are driving an enormous truck. They are toodling down the highway when they see a round sign with a red border indicating that trucks higher than 3 meters shouldn't go under the bridge up ahead. Their truck is 4 meters high at least, so the one looks at the other and says:" What'll we do?". "Well", the other replies, looking furtively around, in his mirrors and through the windows," I don't see a cop anywhere........" Ralph.