From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: shaggy, very shaggy
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2071
Posted: Thu Jun 10 23:11:00 1982
Received: Sat Jun 12 00:52:25 1982

At the bank, there is this teller, and her name is Miss Paddiwak.
Now Miss Paddiwak does everything ''by the book''.  One day this frog
comes up to Miss Paddiwak and says, ''I would like to take out a loan.''
Well Miss Paddiwak looks down and says, ''We don''t just give loans away,
you have to apply.  And the frog produces the correct form.  To which
Miss Paddiwak says, ''You need collateral.''  And the frog pulls a
ceramic whale out of his pocket and places it on the counter.  Well
Miss Paddiwak, a little uncertian, says, ''I''ll have to ask the manager.''
So she walks over to the manager and places the ceramic whale on his
desk.  The manager looks up and Miss Paddiwak says, ''There is a frog
at my counter, asking for a loan and offering this as collateral.
To which the manager replys without hesitation :
''It''s a nick-nack Miss Paddiwak give the frog a loan.''