From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!fluke!vax1:kurt
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Amputee Jokes
Article-I.D.: vax1.169
Posted: Wed Aug 11 08:31:23 1982
Received: Sun Aug 15 05:48:57 1982

WARNING!!!  These jokes make fun of the handicapped and a perhaps people
of a certain Asian nationality.  If you are a member of either of these
groups and do not have a sense of humor about it, please type 'q' and 
DO NOT READ THIS JOKE!














Ok you sickies, I warned you, here it is:


Q: What do you call a one-legged woman?
A: Ilene

Q: What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
A: Irene

Q: What do you say when you stop to pick up a one-legged hitch hiker?
A: Hop in!

Q: What do you call a man with both legs amputated at the knee?
A: Neil

Q: What do you call a swimmer with both arms and legs amputated?
A: Bob.