From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!mhuxm!pyuxjj!rlr Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: jokes Article-I.D.: pyuxjj.279 Posted: Wed Sep 15 16:56:11 1982 Received: Thu Sep 16 01:53:03 1982 References: uwvax.584 ....so then Senator Glup went home and told this story to his wife and all of his friends. Pretty soon, they were all telling "jokes-by-numbers". One day he and his wife were at a cocktail party amongst other people telling jokes. So his wife starts to say "Three hundred and..." "No, no, no, you've got it all wrong," said the Senator. "Let ME tell it..."