From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!cbosg!cbosgd!bdd
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Buccaneers
Article-I.D.: cbosgd.2360
Posted: Tue Jun 15 11:39:29 1982
Received: Thu Jun 17 04:04:23 1982

	Joe was handing out candy at his house on halloween night when a
little boy walks up to his door and exclaims "bick or beat!!".  Confused,
Joe looks at the little boy and replies, "Don't you mean 'trick or treat?'.
The little boy just looks at him and shakes his head yes.  Being friendly,
Joe asks the little boy, "What do you want"?, to which the boy replied,
"bandy".  Joe said "Bandy, Don't you mean candy"?  The little boy just looked
at Joe and shook his head 'yes' again.
	The little boy was dressed as a pirate so Joe being friendly still
inquires, "What are you supposed to be"?  The little boy replies, "A birate".
"A birate!" Joe said, "Don't you mean pirate"?  Again the little boy looked
up and just shook his head 'yes'.  "If your a pirate, then where are your
buccaneers" Joe asked.  Startled, the little boy looked at Joe, pointed
straight to his ears and said, "Right here, where's your buckin' eyes!!"