From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!pyuxcc!djj Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Re: A Limerick Article-I.D.: pyuxcc.277 Posted: Thu Jun 24 09:03:28 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 04:32:36 1982 A slightly different version is: There was a young man from Moline Who invented a fucking machine Concave or convex It could fit either sex, But, Oh, what a bastard to clean!