From: utzoo!decvax!floyd!rjs
Newsgroups: ug.jokes
Title: toilet humor
Article-I.D.: floyd.521
Posted: Wed Sep  8 09:32:25 1982
Received: Thu Sep  9 03:18:12 1982


The parish commission at Roylett
Bought their pastor a handsome new toilet
   but he voided his bowels
   on a heap of old towels
Because he was frightened he'd soil it.