From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!kgdykes
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Tissue Company Gone Bankrupt...???
Article-I.D.: watmath.2490
Posted: Fri May 28 16:41:57 1982
Received: Sun May 30 01:22:22 1982

It seems that there was this tissue company that went bankrupt after
investing everything it had in their new product
   "John Wayne Toilet Paper"
it seems the problem was that it:
  1) was to tough
  2) too rough
  3) and would take no shit from anyone