From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!donnelly Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: catholic joke - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.191 Posted: Fri Jun 18 06:25:42 1982 Received: Sat Jun 19 04:46:17 1982 Reply-To: ,s #N:uiucdcs:9900005:000:702 uiucdcs!donnelly Jun 18 05:38:00 1982 One day at an all female catholic school one of the more devout nuns asked the girls in her class wanted to be when they grew up. One girl replied, "I want to be an actress" Another said, "I want to be housewife" And the others said more or less the standard responses except for one girl. She said, "I wanna be a prostitute" Well, the nun was so shocked that she fainted right on the spot. After several hours, the nun revived only to see that same girl again. In desperation the nun asked, "what did you say you wanted to be?" And the girl again responed with, "I wanna be a prostitute" The nun then gave a sigh of relief and said.... "Oh thank God. I thought you said protestant"