From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: shaggy, very shaggy Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2071 Posted: Thu Jun 10 23:11:00 1982 Received: Sat Jun 12 00:52:25 1982 At the bank, there is this teller, and her name is Miss Paddiwak. Now Miss Paddiwak does everything ''by the book''. One day this frog comes up to Miss Paddiwak and says, ''I would like to take out a loan.'' Well Miss Paddiwak looks down and says, ''We don''t just give loans away, you have to apply. And the frog produces the correct form. To which Miss Paddiwak says, ''You need collateral.'' And the frog pulls a ceramic whale out of his pocket and places it on the counter. Well Miss Paddiwak, a little uncertian, says, ''I''ll have to ask the manager.'' So she walks over to the manager and places the ceramic whale on his desk. The manager looks up and Miss Paddiwak says, ''There is a frog at my counter, asking for a loan and offering this as collateral. To which the manager replys without hesitation : ''It''s a nick-nack Miss Paddiwak give the frog a loan.''