From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!wall@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Bumper Joke
Article-I.D.: fortune.280
Posted: Tue Aug 10 07:32:23 1982
Received: Fri Aug 13 05:29:49 1982

Seen on an old VW bus the other day:
"DON'T BLAME ME, JODIE FOSTER MADE ME DO IT."

This one takes a little more thought:

Seen on a little 4 cylinder pick-em-up truck:
"WOW, I COULD HAVE HAD A V-8!