From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: 2 bad ones
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2142
Posted: Fri Jun 25 19:39:57 1982
Received: Wed Jun 30 02:31:27 1982

How do you stop frizzy haired ethnics from jumping on the furniture?

Put velcro on the ceiling.
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How do you get them dowm?

Give e.ethnic2 a stick and say that they're pinatas.


david barto(sdcsvax!barto)