From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: light bulb
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2133
Posted: Thu Jun 24 08:52:24 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 01:10:53 1982
References: watmath.2817

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.