From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ihuxk!djs55611
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Aaaaaargh!
Article-I.D.: ihuxk.149
Posted: Fri Aug 13 11:12:32 1982
Received: Sun Aug 15 07:15:33 1982


One mental hospital patient to another, pointing to the two 
psychiatrists doing ward rounds:

"Don't let that paranoia!"

There was once a fisherman in the Gulf of Mexico who caught an eel in
which he found a very large diamond ring.  

He sold the ring and retired on his eel gotten gains.


Did you know...

Centaurs were half hoarse because they lived in damp caves?


Eve was nigh Adam; Adam was naive?


Is it true that ballroom dancing is sometimes termed a navel
engagement?


Contrary to ancient belief, there is no fool like an owl fool.

Take that!