From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mek
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Dinner AT Jane\'s.
Article-I.D.: mhuxt.1061
Posted: Tue Sep  7 09:18:50 1982
Received: Wed Sep  8 04:33:32 1982

Tarzan and Jane, after a hard day chasing Orangutans* through the wilds
of Kenya, decide to sit down to dinner in their tree house. Jane, after
a quick perusal of their larder, sends Tarzan out to catch some live dinner
(the cupboard was bare.)

Tarzan, after several hours, comes back with one teeny little bird, a
sparrow. Jane is incensed. "Go out and catch us some real dinner!," she
admonishes him. Tarzan sets out again, and comes back with 2 chimpanzees.
Jane, exasperated, sighs
.....
"Oh well, it looks like Finch and Chimps again!"

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							Matt

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*: Did you notice the Orangutan in the Movie "Tarzan the Ape Man" with
Blow Derek? I thought Orangs were natives of Borneo! The ape was the
only cast member with any talent, anyway.