From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!johnk
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: another one
Article-I.D.: azure.972
Posted: Fri Jun 18 13:16:09 1982
Received: Tue Jun 22 03:01:39 1982


  One day St. Peter decided to do a survey of morality in the U.S.
so he sent the angel Gabriel back down to earth to investigate.
Gabriel came back one day later and said, "St. Peter, I've got
terrible news for you. I found that 20% of the people in the U.S.
engage in oral sex".
	"WHAT?!!!", St. Peter said. "You go back and check that again.
You'd better be wrong".
	Gabriel returned to earth, conducted the survey again and 
returned a day later. "I've got some good news and some bad news
for you St. Peter", Gabriel said.  "The good news is that the first
survey was wrong- the bad news is that 20% of the people DON'T
engage in oral sex- 80% DO".
	"WHAT?!!!!!!", St. Peter said,"...Why those terrible 
people...Why, I'll destroy them all....I'll burn their 
cities...I'll...I'll..".
	"Wait, St. Peter", said Gabriel. "Don't do those awful
things. The wicked will pay eventually for their deeds. Please
calm down".
	St. Peter said, "Well, I guess you're right. They'll
pay eventually.....but, we ought to reward the good people
now. Nothing big, but at least some small reward.....a plaque. That's it
we'll give a commendation plaque to the good people who don't
practice oral sex". 
	And, so that's what happened.

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Narrator's note:

Do you know what the plaque said?...........................
I don't know either. I didn't get one.