From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: light bulb
Article-I.D.: watmath.2817
Posted: Wed Jun 23 15:13:47 1982
Received: Sun Jun 27 04:49:38 1982


How many Zen followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to *not* screw in the light bulb.

                                             Ralph.