From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekid!rogerw Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Bachelor party Article-I.D.: tekid.79 Posted: Tue Jun 15 13:38:09 1982 Received: Thu Jun 17 04:31:55 1982 It was the night before the wedding. The party was in full swing; the champagne was flowing freely. As midnight approached, the groom raised his glass and attempted to speak: ``Yoush know, es-sept for mah ... belov'd bride here, ..., and, ah, ah, ah coursh, my sister, ..., I have had ehs ... ehs ... eh-very girl in thish room to bed!'' ``Well, hot dog!'' remarked his somewhat more sober best man. ``Between us, we've had 'em all!''