From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!teklabs!tekmdp!azure!steveb@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Another Mohel Joke
Article-I.D.: azure.1077
Posted: Tue Jul 27 18:17:58 1982
Received: Thu Jul 29 04:38:08 1982

	Again, a mohel is the person (usually a rabbi) who performs
circumcisions on Jewish babies.
	Rabbis Birnbaum and Fishman were talking.  
	"Mo, my old friend, you know twenty years I've been a mohel.
I have something to confess.  Twenty years of snip snip here, cut cut
there.  Mo, throughout this twenty years -- I saved the pieces."
	"Sam, you . . . saved . . . the pieces?  What could you want
with . . . with pieces?"
	"I made a wallet."
	"A wallet? He made a wallet, from the pieces.  But, Sam,
twenty years a mohel; twenty years of 'snip snip cut cut' and all you
get is a wallet?"
	"Ahhh, but it's no ordinary wallet.  When you rub it, it becomes 
a suitcase."