From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!reid
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Dumb, as usual
Article-I.D.: uwvax.525
Posted: Sun Aug  1 19:30:35 1982
Received: Mon Aug  2 03:49:12 1982


Teacher:  If there were 11 sheep in the field and 6 jumped the fence, how
	  many would be left?

Johnny:   None.

Teacher:  Why, yes there would.

Johnny:   No, ma'am, there wouldn't.  You may know arithmetic, but you sure
	  don't know sheep.