From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!wall@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Bumper Joke Article-I.D.: fortune.280 Posted: Tue Aug 10 07:32:23 1982 Received: Fri Aug 13 05:29:49 1982 Seen on an old VW bus the other day: "DON'T BLAME ME, JODIE FOSTER MADE ME DO IT." This one takes a little more thought: Seen on a little 4 cylinder pick-em-up truck: "WOW, I COULD HAVE HAD A V-8!