From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!rpw3@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Lightbulbs
Article-I.D.: fortune.90
Posted: Mon Jun 28 02:26:04 1982
Received: Tue Jun 29 05:47:58 1982

Somebody just complained that "new" jokes were going into net.jokes.d
and not making it into net.jokes -- o.k., here's a copy:


LIGHTBULB JOKE #1:

	How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

	Just one. (???...) But you need 6000 Russian troops
	in case he goes on strike!


LIGHTBULB JOKE #2:

	How many Federal Government employees does it take
	to change a lightbulb?
	
	NONE! That item has been cut from the budget!


-- Rob Warnock