From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!norskog@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Falklands
Article-I.D.: fortune.279
Posted: Mon Aug  9 15:26:00 1982
Received: Thu Aug 12 05:28:11 1982

Why did the the Argentines invade the Falkland Islands?

To impress Jodie Foster!