From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!fluke!vax1!dan
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Three engineers
Article-I.D.: vax1.129
Posted: Fri Jun 18 08:11:22 1982
Received: Tue Jun 29 07:16:24 1982

One day, three engineers were discussing religion.  (They were, by the
way, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil
engineer.)  Specifically, they were discussing the nature of God.

"It is obvious to me," declared the electrical engineer, "that God is
an electrical engineer.  Just look at the human brain.  You'll never
find a more intricate and compact computer anywhere!  Obviously God
MUST be an electrical engineer."

"I disagree completely."  stated the mechanical engineer.  "God must be
a mechanical engineer.  Take one look at the human skeleton, the
intricacies of the joints, the efficient structure of the muscle
system.  And if that's not enough to convince you, consider the
circulatory system with its complex pumps and valves...  it's apparent
that God MUST be a mechanical engineer."

"I think you're both wrong!"  piped up the civil engineer.  "I think
that God must be a civil engineer.  After all... who else would put a
sewer system right through the middle of a recreation area?"


(Sorry if you already saw this-- I don't think it went over the net
the first time.)