From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!unc!wm Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: 3 jokes Article-I.D.: unc.3442 Posted: Tue May 18 04:00:45 1982 Received: Wed May 19 03:42:45 1982 [I tell these as Aggie jokes, cause I'm from Texas, but if you can't understand them that way, substitute your own favorite group] One day two Aggies were walking in a park when one of them heard the call of nature. As luck would have it, there was only an outhouse nearby, so he went in, and as he was lowering his pants his wallet fell open and a dollar bill fluttered down into the pit. He could see the dollar, but he couldn't reach it, even with the help of his friend. So he took out his wallet again, removed a twenty, and threw it down there too. "Now, why'd you go and do that for?" his friend asked. "You don't think I'd go down there for no dollar bill, do ya?" Do you know what it says on the bottom of the special coke bottles they make especially for Texas A&M? ... Open Other End Two people, who had just met, were talking... "Hey, I heard the funniest Aggie joke the other day, you wanna hear it?" The other replied icily "I have to inform you that I am a graduate of Texas A&M University!" "Oh, that's ok, I'll tell it REAL slow." unc!wm