From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!teklabs!tekid!wesw@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: How do you make an elephant fly?
Article-I.D.: tekid.185
Posted: Mon Jul 19 10:58:42 1982
Received: Sun Jul 25 01:10:16 1982

  Well, first you start with a BIG zipper . . .