From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CSVAX:npois!cbosgd!djb Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Paging Article-I.D.: cbosgd.2536 Posted: Tue Aug 17 13:24:02 1982 Received: Fri Aug 20 01:58:35 1982 Here's two: Did you hear they're no longer using bookmarks in Congress? Seems they've taken to bending over the pages. Did you hear about the page that was born in Idaho and reared in Washington D.C.? David Bryant cbosg!djb