From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!upstill
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: You're SOOOO ugly...
Article-I.D.: ucbvax.7701
Posted: Fri Jun 18 08:26:02 1982
Received: Mon Jun 21 05:19:56 1982

...that when you were born, the doctor didn't slap you, 
he slapped your mother!