From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!hao!hull@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax Article-I.D.: hao.237 Posted: Tue May 11 21:28:29 1982 Received: Thu May 13 05:21:11 1982 How many Vampires does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, however, they don't really change them. They just suck out all the juice.