From: utzoo!utcsrgv!jrc Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Unemployment Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.423 Posted: Fri Jun 25 13:35:43 1982 Received: Fri Jun 25 14:28:37 1982 Jack and Mary McGillicuddy, both unemployed, walk into a factory. Luckily, there just happen to be two openings available. Both are given jobs and begin work on the line. Two weeks later, the payroll supervisor notices that both of his new employees have the same last name and informs the foreman that it is against company policy to employ two members of the same immediate family, so one of them will have to be layed off. The foreman calls Mary from the line and takes her aside. "Mary," he says, "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Replies Mary, "For goodness' sake, jack off! I've got a terrible headache."