From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!wsp
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: DEC repairman joke
Article-I.D.: dcdwest.128
Posted: Wed Sep 15 15:45:23 1982
Received: Fri Sep 17 06:39:19 1982




How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?









Ans: Five, four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.




How long does it take ?









It's indeterminate.  It will depend uponhow many flats
they've broughtwith them.




What happens if you 've got TWO flats ?









They replace your generator.