From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!esquire!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!sdcattb!wa125
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: nothing to sneeze at
Article-I.D.: sdcattb.1776
Posted: Mon Sep  6 01:57:35 1982
Received: Tue Sep  7 04:13:38 1982

On first meeting Lisa I knew directly that she was different;
not different in the way of Cathy, who always wore her purple
hair cut short in the mohawk fashion, or Heather, who would
pull away at the touch of men, or Jeanne, who habitually spat
over her left shoulder after breakfast every day:  It was Lisa's
nose which set her apart from any woman I have ever met.  Her nose
was sensitively shaped, of course, and set in the center of her
face between her eyes, where it emerged gently and then
proceeded downwards ending in a sharp curve like a baleing hook.
At night when I slept, I would dream of her nose on the Great
Pyramid of Cheops; twenty million cubic feet of ivory white flesh
crowning the eastern wall, inhabited by fifteen thousand wall eyed
morning jacks, two thousand cave bats and myself.  I dreamed of  
living there in alone in halcyon rapture, until one day when two
cats moved in, and I discovered, to my doom, her allergy.

	Steve m s
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