From: utzoo!watmath!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!ihnss!caf
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: science
Article-I.D.: ihnss.3964
Posted: Wed Jun 30 12:22:48 1982
Received: Thu Jul  1 00:26:15 1982

Through extensive research, scientists have found the cause of diarrhea.
It is hereditary, it runs in your genes.