From: utzoo!watmath!wcreelman
Newsgroups: ug.jokes
Title: one-liners
Article-I.D.: watmath.3092
Posted: Mon Jul 26 18:26:39 1982
Received: Mon Jul 26 23:19:43 1982

What is better than four roses on a piano?

		Two lips on an organ.

What do you call a truck load of vibrators?

		Toys for twats.