From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!teklabs!tekmdp!azure!michaels@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: a humorous anecdote with sexual content (you may need a dictionary) Article-I.D.: azure.1086 Posted: Wed Jul 28 16:04:35 1982 Received: Mon Aug 2 01:04:46 1982 A man walks into a bar with an aligator. The bartender tells the man to "Get that aligator out of here!" Wait, says the man, this is no ordinary aligator, it can perform tricks. "Oh, yeah?" says the bartender, let's see! So the man puts the aligator on the bar, and the aligator starts to sing, Yankee Doodle Dandee in a clear voice. Then the man takes out a soup spoon and thwacks the aligator soundly between the eyes. Standing in front of the aligator it begins to perform fellatio on him. After a suitable period, the man yells out to the bar: O.K. is there anyone else? A small fellow in the back stands up and says: "Me! But don't hit me with the spoon."