From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!npois!harpo!duke!unc!wm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: AS^2 jokes
Article-I.D.: unc.3614
Posted: Sat Jun 26 02:05:26 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 07:18:27 1982


AS useless AS
	a screen door on a submarine.

AS funny AS
	stale bread, and twice as crummy.

			Wm Leler
		University of N Carolina