From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekid!garey
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re Punk rock star and road
Article-I.D.: tekid.104
Posted: Tue Jun 22 15:50:52 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 01:30:36 1982

He crossed the road because he was stapled to the chicken.