From: utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!ihps3!stolaf!hesterj
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: paranoid
Article-I.D.: stolaf.557
Posted: Wed Sep  1 19:20:27 1982
Received: Mon Sep  6 01:31:32 1982

I think I heard this on MASH:

When everyones out to get you,
paranoid is just good thinking.