From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!lute
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Two REALLY BAD computer jokes
Article-I.D.: mhuxh.1031
Posted: Fri Jul 23 16:11:08 1982
Received: Mon Jul 26 05:07:52 1982


I tested these two jokes on my office-mate and she advised against it, but
I decided, "What the hell."

Two computers are talking to each other and one says:  "Tell me everything
you know."  And the other computer says:  "Sure, gotta second?"


AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP YOU...

One computer says to another:  "I can't read my I/O and my user won't get
off my case to get to it.  How am I supposed to get to it!?!"  Whereby the
other computer responds:  "I don't know, you wanna drive?"


(I am soooooo embarrassed to have posted these jokes, though I must admit
the second one is an original.  So what do you think?  Can I make it as
a stand up comic?)


					Hanging my head in shame,
					Jim Collymore
					mhuxh!lute