From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: light bulb Article-I.D.: watmath.2817 Posted: Wed Jun 23 15:13:47 1982 Received: Sun Jun 27 04:49:38 1982 How many Zen followers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to *not* screw in the light bulb. Ralph.