From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: A couple Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2161 Posted: Thu Jul 1 19:16:36 1982 Received: Sat Jul 3 01:36:09 1982 How do you tell a lady from a diplomat? if a diplomat says 'Yes' he means 'Maybe'; if a diplomat says 'Maybe' he means 'No'; if a diplomat says 'No' he is no diplomat. if a lady says 'No' she means 'Maybe'; if a lady says 'Maybe' she means 'Yes'; if a lady says 'Yes' she is no lady. ---------------------------------------------------- How do you know a gentleman? he pulls the skirt from a ladys ass after he gooses her. david barto (sdcsvax!deb)