From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!cox Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Double As Jokes Article-I.D.: ittvax.366 Posted: Fri Jun 25 22:49:35 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 06:29:35 1982 Does anyone out there share my addiction for double as jokes? As in: AS ugly AS: the north end of a south-bound mule As nervous AS: a long-tail cat in a room-full of rocking chairs AS slick AS: deer guts on a door knob AS fine AS frog hair (and twice as slick) AS useless AS tits on a nun etc, etc