From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: new baby Article-I.D.: watmath.2824 Posted: Thu Jun 24 10:19:12 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 06:36:33 1982 The girl observed her mother who was six months or so into her pregnancy, and asked what was going on. The mother replied that her father had given her a baby. So the girl retreats to ponder this information, then goes up to her father and asks whether he had indeed done so. The father, much taken aback by the forthrightness of the question, stutters and mumbles but finally answers,"Er, Yes". "Well", said the girl, "she ate it". Ralph.