From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!whuxlb!ech
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Animal Joke
Article-I.D.: whuxlb.424
Posted: Fri Aug 20 14:21:35 1982
Received: Sat Aug 21 05:00:31 1982
References: fortune.336

Actually, you call your dog with no legs 'cigarette'.  He may not
come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag...

=Ned=