From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!reid
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: It's short....
Article-I.D.: uwvax.497
Posted: Wed Jul 21 21:51:50 1982
Received: Sun Jul 25 10:33:17 1982


Did you hear about the moron who went into a jeweler to buy a watch? 
The jeweler showed him one and said, "This watch runs for thirty days
without winding....", to which the moron replied, "Well, how long will it run
if you wind it ???"