From: utzoo!utcsrgv!utcsstat!ian
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Falklands Islands
Article-I.D.: utcsstat.169
Posted: Wed Jun  9 15:32:15 1982
Received: Wed Jun  9 16:33:02 1982

Did you hear that the Canadian navy was
planning to send three destroyers to
the Falklands?

Trudeau, Clark & Broadbent.

(sorry to U.S. readers if this joke doesn't work for you - 
it works well with Canadian political leaders' names plugged in
because our leaders don't change every four/eight years (perhaps that's 
a joke in itself!) but I don't have access to a local.jokes newsgroup.)