From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!utah-cs!utah-gr!thomas
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: YALBJ
Article-I.D.: utah-gr.416
Posted: Mon May 17 21:48:37 1982
Received: Tue May 18 01:57:33 1982


How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the Universe spins the bulb and the Zen Master gets out of its way.

(Originally by R.A. Wilson in "Schroedinger's Cat II")