From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ihuxv!lew
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Maine seasons
Article-I.D.: ihuxv.306
Posted: Thu Sep  9 16:32:53 1982
Received: Fri Sep 10 05:22:07 1982

It's supposed to be - "winter and the fourth of July"
(this has better meter, and is funnier)