From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!pyuxcc!rjr
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Texan joke
Article-I.D.: pyuxcc.308
Posted: Fri Jul 16 10:32:02 1982
Received: Sat Jul 17 01:54:56 1982

A Texan is sitting in a bar bragging about his real estate:

TEXAN: My ranch is so big you could get in a car and drive all day and
       still not reach the other end.

UNIMPRESSED LISTENER: I used to have a car like that.....