From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npoiv!npois!houxi!ihps3!ihldt!ll1!sb1!mb2b!Jim Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: burma shave Article-I.D.: mb2b.109 Posted: Wed Sep 22 09:17:52 1982 Received: Thu Sep 23 04:29:17 1982 In "THE COMPLETE UNABRIDGED SUPER TRIVIA ENCYCLOPEDIA" by Fred L. Worth is the following information Burma-Shave signs. I doubt if it is a complete list. Roadside advertisements appearing (1925-1963) on small boards spaced so they could be read sequentially by motorists driving by: A peach Does your husband Don't take a curve looks good misbehave at 60 per with lots of fuzz grunt and grumble we hate to lose but a man's no peach rant and rave? a customer and never was shoot the brute some Burma-Shave Burma-Shave Burma-Shave Every shaver He played Henry the Eighth now can snore a sax Prince of Friskers six more minutes had no B. O. lost five wives then before but his whiskers scratched but kept by using so she let him go his whiskers Burma-Shave Burma-Shave Burma-Shave Listen birds My man Past schoolhouses those signs cost won't shave take it slow money sez Hazel Huz let the little so roost a while but but I should worry shavers don't get funny Dora's does grow Burma-Shave Burma-Shave Burma-Shave Rip a fender off your car send it in for a half-pound jar Burma-Shave Begun on Minnesota Highway 65. Only four states never had the signs (out of 48) New Mexico, Arizona, Massachusetts, Nevada.