From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!hp-pcd!dan@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: mellon balls Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.176 Posted: Fri Jun 18 16:40:52 1982 Received: Sun Jun 20 00:57:32 1982 I guess I hang around with a classless bunch of friends. One friend especially embarrasses me. We were traveling on an expense account once and went to a fancy restaurant. I ordered the mellon balls for an appetizer and he did likewise. When the waiter came to pick up the empty bowls, he asked, "Are any other parts of the mellon edible?"