From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!phonlab!sdcatta!sdcattb!wa125 Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Yet Another Amusing Excerpt Article-I.D.: sdcattb.620 Posted: Thu Jun 24 19:43:25 1982 Received: Wed Jun 30 02:52:02 1982 >From WRD/JBP, a little something to sing offstage in the morning. ------------------------------------------- *Lots of Anguished Sighs as We Factor Analyze (in the Morning)* (to the tune of Carolina in the Morning) Nothing could be finer than to find a principal minor In the morning. Things look oh so great as we start to iterate In the morning. When diagonals vanish, or go to unity, We reach down for our formulas, to pull out Spearman's G. Just like apple pie when we matrix multiply In the morning. Shake the institution with our centroid solution At the dawning. If I owned a [VAX] for only a week, I'd rotate it and make it oblique, Cause: Nothing could be cuter than to have your own computer, In the morning. ------------------------------------------------ --Steve ms () --sdcattb!wa125