From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!ittapp!elmer Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Dirty Joke Article-I.D.: ittapp.186 Posted: Mon Jun 21 14:58:13 1982 Received: Thu Jun 24 02:17:20 1982 There was a preacher in a small town known as the venable Rev. Bones. Now the reverand had a somewhat peculiar appetite for nubile young women. One night he took one of his charges for a ride in the woods which terminated at the local lover's leap. He immediately went to work on her and just about the time they both were coupled in a heated frenzy, the local constable drove up. "Out of her and come along" yelled the constable with which the reverand replied "I don't think you understand ... I'm Pastor bones". The quick thinking law officer replied "I don't care if you're past her liver, get out and let's go!".