From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!markp
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Yet another Dolly Parton joke
Article-I.D.: azure.920
Posted: Wed Jun  9 11:40:48 1982
Received: Thu Jun 10 00:47:10 1982

It seems that Mel Tilles was doing a show in Nashville one night,
when he suddenly peered out into the crowd and said, "I see that
we have Dolly Parton in the audience tonight!"  He then looked
more closely, frowned, and said, "No, it's just two bald guys
sittin' together."
					Mark R. Paulin