From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!ihps3!stolaf!knight
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: The Continuing Saga of Sam & Gladys Carrot
Article-I.D.: stolaf.365
Posted: Tue Jun 15 12:39:21 1982
Received: Thu Jun 17 01:01:36 1982


Sam and Gladys Carrot were walking down the street one day, when
Gladys happened to fall through a grate in the sidewalk, knocking her
unconscious.  An ambulance was summoned and Gladys was rushed to the
hospital, where a nervous Sam paced back and forth in the waiting room
while Gladys was in surgery.  At long last, the doctor came out of the
operating room.
	"Mr. Carrot?  I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad
news for you.  The good news is that Gladys will live.  The bad news
is that she'll be a vegetable all her life."

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