From: utzoo!decvax!cca!csin!cjh Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re engineers Article-I.D.: csin.156 Posted: Mon Jul 5 16:30:31 1982 Received: Tue Jul 6 00:57:57 1982 Some of you may have seen the "modern" version of this in net.jokes.q (R.I.P.) but this is a much older and staider form. Three professionals were discussing the nature of God. The doctor said "The Bible states that God made Woman by taking a rib out of Man; God is obviously a surgeon." The engineer replied "But before God made man he created Heaven and Earth out of chaos; this is obviously the work of a master engineer." The lawyer just smiled and said, "But who do you think created the chaos?"