From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!alice!mhtsa!ihnss!ihuxk!vhm55611
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: The Adventures of Micro and Milli
Article-I.D.: ihuxk.105
Posted: Tue May 11 14:17:52 1982
Received: Wed May 12 01:37:43 1982

		THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON
	  		or
		"Watt A Night"

	One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided
to try and get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up
Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the
Wheatstone Bridge, around by the Sine Wave and stopped in a magnetic
field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Milli's
characteristic curves, soon had his resistance at a minimum and his
field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her
frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage
probe. He inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel and
began to short circuit her shunt. Fully excited, Millie Amp said,
"Mho, mho, mho, give me mho!" With his tube operating at maximum peak
and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her
peak voltage. The excess current flow had gotten her hot, and Micro
Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron. They
fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar
magnet had lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Milli Amp
tried self-induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully
discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his generator, so they
ended by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.