From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Re: bad.joke Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2073 Posted: Fri Jun 11 08:00:13 1982 Received: Sun Jun 13 01:19:07 1982 References: harpo.737 The great joke about the woman in church vs. in her bath reminded me of these: 1. Whats the difference between a bar maid in the morning and a bar maid in the evening? Ans: A bar maid in the morning is fussy and buxom. 2. Whats the difference between a rooster and a shyster lawyer? Ans: A rooster clucks defiance! (and slightly different:) 3. Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? Ans: A pickpocket snatches watches.