From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ihldt!viv
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Soap Joke
Article-I.D.: ihldt.831
Posted: Fri Aug 13 16:51:30 1982
Received: Tue Aug 17 06:33:12 1982



	Miss Jones, the kindergarten teacher, was giving her
	class an art lesson one day.  She drew the following
	on the black board and asked little Mary to add some-
	thing to the picture and make a story about it.







			 ____
			|_S_O_A_P|

	






	So little Mary produced the following and said, 
	"This is the house that the soap is inside of!"

                              /\			
			    /    \
			  /	   \
			/	     \
			|	     |
			|	     |
			|	     |
			|    ____    |
			|   |_S_O_A_P|   |
 










	Miss Jones was very pleased and said, "Very good! Now
	Johnny, you add something."  So Johnny walked up to
	the board and added the following saying,  "This is
	is the sun shining on the house that the soap is in!"


			     \ /
			    - o -
			     / \

                              /\			
			    /    \
			  /	   \
			/	     \
			|	     |
			|	     |
			|	     |
			|    ____    |
			|   |_S_O_A_P|   |




    	"Wonderfull!" Miss Jones cried, "Can you add something
	Susie?"  Little Susie hurried up to the board and
	made her addition saying, "This is the melting snow on
	the roof of the house with the soap in it!"

			     \ /
			    - o -
			     / \

                              /\			
			    / UU \
			  /	   \
			/	     \
			|	     |
			|	     |
			|	     |
			|    ____    |
			|   |_S_O_A_P|   |

	By now Miss Jones was ecstatic and said "Fantastic! Herman
	come and add something!"  Well Herman was rather bored with
	the whole situation and slowly walked up to the board.  He
	made his addition and sat back down in his chair.

			 _----_----_
		       -	     -
	  	     -	     \ /       -
		   -	    - o -        -
		  -	     / \          -
		  |			  |
                  |           /\	  |
		  |	    / UU \  	  |
		  |	  /	   \	  |
                  |	/	     \    |
		  |	|	     |    |
		  |	|	     |    |
		  |	|	     |    |
		  |	|    ____    |    |
		 /______|   |_S_O_A_P|   |______\

	Miss Jones looked at the picture for a minute, then 
	looked at Herman and said "I don't understand, Herman,
	What is this?"  Herman looked up and said, "This is
	my dad picking up the soap in the shower."