From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!utah-cs!utah-gr!thomas Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: YALBJ Article-I.D.: utah-gr.416 Posted: Mon May 17 21:48:37 1982 Received: Tue May 18 01:57:33 1982 How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb? None, the Universe spins the bulb and the Zen Master gets out of its way. (Originally by R.A. Wilson in "Schroedinger's Cat II")