From: utzoo!utcsrgv!elf
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Little Willie
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.521
Posted: Fri Aug 13 10:46:18 1982
Received: Fri Aug 13 11:29:35 1982
References: rabbit.686

I believe I remember this from a little book entitled "Beastly Boys and
Ghastly Girls" that I read when I was just a tot:

Willie with a thirst for gore
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said, with humour quaint
"Now Willie dear, you'll scratch the paint."

Eugene Fiume (...utzoo!utcsrgv!elf)