From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!presley Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Philosophy Article-I.D.: mhuxt.462 Posted: Sat May 15 20:37:08 1982 Received: Sun May 16 00:40:01 1982 A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it. Joe Presley