From: utzoo!watmath!ajlill
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Sex
Article-I.D.: watmath.3598
Posted: Wed Oct  6 15:34:11 1982
Received: Thu Oct  7 00:11:38 1982

Everyone who has a dog calls him either Rover or Spot. I
called mine "Sex". Now Sex is a very embarrassing name. One
day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent
hours looking for the dog.  A cop came over to me and said,
"What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?".
I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a dog licence and told the 
clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He said, "I would like
to have one too".  Then I said, "but this is a dog", and he
said he didn't care how she looked.  Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was two years old".  He said,
"You must have been a very strong baby".

I told him that when my wife and I separated, we went to court
to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honour, I had
Sex before I was married", and the judge said, "Me too".  Then
I told him that after I was married, Sex left me and he said,
"Me too".  When I told him I had Sex on T.V. he said,
"Show off".  I told him that it was a contest and he told me I 
should have sold tickets.

I also told the judge about the time my wife and I were on our
Honeymoon and we took the dog.  When I checked into the 
Motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me
and a special room for Sex.  The clerk said that every room 
in the Motel was for sex.  Then I said, "You don't
understand, Sex keeps me awake at night", and the clerk 
said, "Me too".

I give up.  My next dog will be Rover or Spot.

(This was handed to me during a very boring C&O class)