From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!wheps!ihnss!inuxc!nwuxc!crom
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Greetings from Santa
Article-I.D.: nwuxc.108
Posted: Fri Jun 25 11:15:26 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 05:07:26 1982

		GREETINGS

	I am sending this card to tell you
	That high taxes have taken away
	The things that I really needed,
	My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.
	Now I'm making my rounds on a donkey,
	He's old and crippled and slow.
	So you'll know if II don't see you this Xmas,
	I'll be out on my ass in the snow.


				SANTA CLAUS