From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!becker
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: little willie - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.314
Posted: Thu Aug  5 03:25:47 1982
Received: Sun Aug  8 03:27:59 1982

#N:uiucdcs:9900021:000:353
uiucdcs!becker    Aug  5 03:17:00 1982

 little willie, feeling swell,
 threw his sister down the well.
 said their mother, pulling water,
 "it's mighty tough to raise a daughter."
 
 little willie, feeling bright,
 stole a stick of dynamite.
 curiousity never pays;
 it rained willie for seven days.
 
 i don't remember where i read these, but there's
 lots more of them out there somewhere.