From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!becker Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: little willie - (nf) Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.314 Posted: Thu Aug 5 03:25:47 1982 Received: Sun Aug 8 03:27:59 1982 #N:uiucdcs:9900021:000:353 uiucdcs!becker Aug 5 03:17:00 1982 little willie, feeling swell, threw his sister down the well. said their mother, pulling water, "it's mighty tough to raise a daughter." little willie, feeling bright, stole a stick of dynamite. curiousity never pays; it rained willie for seven days. i don't remember where i read these, but there's lots more of them out there somewhere.