From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!ihps3!stolaf!knight Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: The Continuing Saga of Sam & Gladys Carrot Article-I.D.: stolaf.365 Posted: Tue Jun 15 12:39:21 1982 Received: Thu Jun 17 01:01:36 1982 Sam and Gladys Carrot were walking down the street one day, when Gladys happened to fall through a grate in the sidewalk, knocking her unconscious. An ambulance was summoned and Gladys was rushed to the hospital, where a nervous Sam paced back and forth in the waiting room while Gladys was in surgery. At long last, the doctor came out of the operating room. "Mr. Carrot? I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that Gladys will live. The bad news is that she'll be a vegetable all her life." If you think I'm going to sign this...