From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!unc!wm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: 3 jokes
Article-I.D.: unc.3442
Posted: Tue May 18 04:00:45 1982
Received: Wed May 19 03:42:45 1982


[I tell these as Aggie jokes, cause I'm from Texas, but if you can't
understand them that way, substitute your own favorite group]

One day two Aggies were walking in a park when one of them heard the
call of nature.  As luck would have it, there was only an outhouse
nearby, so he went in, and as he was lowering his pants his wallet fell
open and a dollar bill fluttered down into the pit.  He could see the
dollar, but he couldn't reach it, even with the help of his friend.  So
he took out his wallet again, removed a twenty, and threw it down there
too.  "Now, why'd you go and do that for?" his friend asked.  "You
don't think I'd go down there for no dollar bill, do ya?"

Do you know what it says on the bottom of the special coke bottles they
make especially for Texas A&M?
...
Open Other End

Two people, who had just met, were talking...  "Hey, I heard the
funniest Aggie joke the other day, you wanna hear it?"  The other
replied icily "I have to inform you that I am a graduate of Texas A&M
University!"  "Oh, that's ok, I'll tell it REAL slow."

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