From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!harpo!npois!alice!rabbit!ark
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: How busy is Kennedy airport?
Article-I.D.: rabbit.483
Posted: Wed May 26 17:37:07 1982
Received: Sat May 29 08:40:38 1982

A (hypothetical) dialogue between a TWA 747 and Kennedy control tower:

	"Kennedy tower, TWA 709; we just lost our number three
	engine and there's an electrical fire in the cockpit."

	"TWA 709, Kennedy tower, roger.  Enter emergency holding
	pattern two; you're number six to land."