From: utzoo!watmath!rtris Newsgroups: ug.jokes Title: prostitute Article-I.D.: watmath.3372 Posted: Mon Aug 23 11:15:23 1982 Received: Mon Aug 23 23:20:35 1982 A prostitute fell ill, once upon a time, and she went to the doctor. His advice consisted of handing her a bottle of tablets and saying: "Take these three times a day and stay out of bed for a while". Ralph.