From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!norskog@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Falklands Article-I.D.: fortune.279 Posted: Mon Aug 9 15:26:00 1982 Received: Thu Aug 12 05:28:11 1982 Why did the the Argentines invade the Falkland Islands? To impress Jodie Foster!