From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!pyuxcc!rjr Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Texan joke Article-I.D.: pyuxcc.308 Posted: Fri Jul 16 10:32:02 1982 Received: Sat Jul 17 01:54:56 1982 A Texan is sitting in a bar bragging about his real estate: TEXAN: My ranch is so big you could get in a car and drive all day and still not reach the other end. UNIMPRESSED LISTENER: I used to have a car like that.....