From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!schaefer Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: coping saw - (nf) Article-I.D.: ucsfcgl.264 Posted: Fri Sep 17 00:21:43 1982 Received: Wed Sep 22 07:28:24 1982 References: cmcl2.12654 ucsfcgl.263 This is one of the best racial jokes I have ever heard. There is this Chinaman and this Jewish guy at a bar. They are at different ends of the bar. The Jewish guy walks over to where the Chinease guy is sitting, spins him around on his bar stool and socks him in the face, knocking him on the floor. The Chinease guy picks him-self up and says to the Jewish guy, "What was that for??" The Jewish guy says, "That is for Pearl Harbor!!" "Pearl Harbor!, that was the Japanease, I'm Chinease!!", says the Chinaman. "Japanease, Chinease, all you orientals are alike!!", retorts the Jewish guy. They go back to there drinks. Soon the Chinease guy walks down to where the Jewish guy is sitting, spins him around on his stool, and floors him. The Jewish guy picks him-self up, shakes him-self off, and asks "What was that for??" The Chinease guy says, "That's for the Titanic!" "The Titanic, why that was sunk by an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, all you Jews are alkike!", says the Chinaman.