From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!johnk Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: another one Article-I.D.: azure.972 Posted: Fri Jun 18 13:16:09 1982 Received: Tue Jun 22 03:01:39 1982 One day St. Peter decided to do a survey of morality in the U.S. so he sent the angel Gabriel back down to earth to investigate. Gabriel came back one day later and said, "St. Peter, I've got terrible news for you. I found that 20% of the people in the U.S. engage in oral sex". "WHAT?!!!", St. Peter said. "You go back and check that again. You'd better be wrong". Gabriel returned to earth, conducted the survey again and returned a day later. "I've got some good news and some bad news for you St. Peter", Gabriel said. "The good news is that the first survey was wrong- the bad news is that 20% of the people DON'T engage in oral sex- 80% DO". "WHAT?!!!!!!", St. Peter said,"...Why those terrible people...Why, I'll destroy them all....I'll burn their cities...I'll...I'll..". "Wait, St. Peter", said Gabriel. "Don't do those awful things. The wicked will pay eventually for their deeds. Please calm down". St. Peter said, "Well, I guess you're right. They'll pay eventually.....but, we ought to reward the good people now. Nothing big, but at least some small reward.....a plaque. That's it we'll give a commendation plaque to the good people who don't practice oral sex". And, so that's what happened. ------- Narrator's note: Do you know what the plaque said?........................... I don't know either. I didn't get one.