From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!reid Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: kids... Article-I.D.: uwvax.493 Posted: Sat Jul 17 19:38:47 1982 Received: Sun Jul 18 05:11:02 1982 Teacher: Johnny, if you reached into your left pocket and found 75 cents, and then reached into your right pocket and found 25 cents, what would you have? Johnny: I'd have somebody else's pants.