From: utzoo!utcsrgv!elf Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Little Willie Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.521 Posted: Fri Aug 13 10:46:18 1982 Received: Fri Aug 13 11:29:35 1982 References: rabbit.686 I believe I remember this from a little book entitled "Beastly Boys and Ghastly Girls" that I read when I was just a tot: Willie with a thirst for gore Nailed his sister to the door. Mother said, with humour quaint "Now Willie dear, you'll scratch the paint." Eugene Fiume (...utzoo!utcsrgv!elf)