From: utzoo!decvax!erewhon!defunct Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: filthy? Article-I.D.: erewhon.3 Posted: Wed Jun 30 12:49:47 1982 Received: Fri Jul 2 01:00:03 1982 Q. What goes in stiff and hard and comes out soft, limp, and sticky? A. Chewing gum.