From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!cbosgd!nscs!rmas70!cly Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: RE: ugly Article-I.D.: rmas70.145 Posted: Fri Jun 18 08:25:53 1982 Received: Sun Jun 20 04:43:24 1982 There is yet another category of ugly that is even uglier than the two-bagger category: it is the "Coyote" level. That is a person that is so ugly that if you should wake up in the morning with this person's head resting on your arm (possibly you met the night before whilst imbibing), you will have an irresistable urge to chew your arm off at the shoulder to escape without waking him/her.