From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!ihuxv!ihuxv!moe Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Another pun Article-I.D.: ihuxv.156 Posted: Thu Jun 17 16:06:48 1982 Received: Sun Jun 20 04:25:29 1982 Another pun - here it comes ..... There were once a race of clams living on the ocean bed. Two of these clams were Sam and Joe. Sam was a wild and swinging clam who owned a disco. Joe was a clean upright clam who never did anything wrong. Finally, Joe died and went to heaven where he met St. Peter at the gate. St. Peter told Joe that for having lived a good life that Joe could have one request before being admitted to heaven. Joe requested to go back to earth for one day to raise some hell with Sam. St. Peter said that was fine, but that Joe had to be sure to bring his harp and halo back in order to be admitted into heaven. Joe agreed to this and went back to earth for a day and had a great time. When his time was up, he went to St. Peter to get back into heaven. St. Peter asked Joe where his harp was and Joe replied: "Oh no, I left my harp in Sam clam's disco"