From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!esquire!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!sdcattb!sdcsla!wargo
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: ...a funny thing happend on the way to work
Article-I.D.: sdcsla.131
Posted: Fri Sep  3 10:05:24 1982
Received: Sun Sep  5 05:03:32 1982

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.... a funny thing happend on the way to work

Hi out there.  This is my first attempt at postnews, so if I mess
this up and it ends up in net.???? please let me know.

I would have contributed sooner but the stranges thing happened to me
on the way here today.  I stoped in at the local health food hangout
and ordered up a tall O.J. as Im accustomed to do now and then.
Well I put a 20$ on the table to pay for the juice and lo and behold
along comes a goat!!! (Honest a real live goat...) Well this goat up
and eats my TWENTY DOLLARS! so I say to the waiter, "hay buddy your
goat just ate my 20$ and I would like to know what you plan to do
about it." He replys "sorry pal nothin I can do about it the animal
belongs to the piano player over there."  So by now I pretty well
steamed up.  I tromp over to the piano player grab him by the 
arm whirl him around and say "Do you know your goat just ate my money?"
To which he replys "No but if you hum a few bars I'll try to fake it."


I'll tell you I get no respect.  My folks sent me to a child         
psychologist, the little brat could'nt do a thing for me.

So I go to another Doctor.  He tells me I'M crazy.  So I tell
him I want second opinion to which he replys "OK your ugly too!"