From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!reid Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: It's short.... Article-I.D.: uwvax.497 Posted: Wed Jul 21 21:51:50 1982 Received: Sun Jul 25 10:33:17 1982 Did you hear about the moron who went into a jeweler to buy a watch? The jeweler showed him one and said, "This watch runs for thirty days without winding....", to which the moron replied, "Well, how long will it run if you wind it ???"