From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!houxi!houxa!3255fah
Newsgroups: net.trivia
Title: Knickknames
Article-I.D.: houxa.134
Posted: Fri Sep 17 12:37:55 1982
Received: Tue Sep 21 09:10:01 1982

Way back in your childhood someone has probably made a 
bad joke about your name ..... this is your chance to
get even.  The object of the game is to create a name
which COULD be legitimate, but at the same time provides
a second meaning.  For example, Billy Gote or Mac O'Roany.
These admittedly are only fair examples, the ideal example
is one that you stare at, read aloud, and then emit a
groan when the meaning hits you.  Some of these might be:
Cole Dindanoze      Cyril N. Mylk      Everett A. Sandwich
Frank Leemideer     Johann Saccold     Maurice Terbunnies
Vera Lonau          Wayne B. Fordafite

Surely you can top these! - only rule is that the first name
or initial must be legitimate.   Reply via mail and I will
post - along with some more samples from my collection!
Fred Hicinbothem (no pun intended)