From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!mus275
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Washroom Graffiti
Article-I.D.: watarts.1425
Posted: Sun Aug  1 03:19:33 1982
Received: Sun Aug  1 06:31:20 1982
References: watarts.1424

Toilet paper is taxable as of June 14 under the Ontario budget.
To satisfy the government's 7% solution, please send 7% of your
used toilet paper to:
               The Honourable Frank M. Miller
               Minister of Finance
               Queen's Park,
               Toronto, Ontario

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Statisticians do it with deviates!
Computer Scientists do it with nybbles and bytes.
Topologists do it on rubber sheets.
Bagpipe players do it with amazing grace.
Differential Geometrists take the shortest route.
 
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There is no such thing as virgin wool within 100 miles of an engineering
student.
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A young gentleman named Rafferty
Was reading the walls in the lafferty.
     He screamed with delight,
     "Newton was right!
This must be the centre of graffiti!"
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