From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!cox
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Double As Jokes
Article-I.D.: ittvax.366
Posted: Fri Jun 25 22:49:35 1982
Received: Mon Jun 28 06:29:35 1982

Does anyone out there share my addiction for double as jokes? As in:

AS ugly AS:
	the north end of a south-bound mule

As nervous AS:
	a long-tail cat in a room-full of rocking chairs

AS slick AS:
	deer guts on a door knob

AS fine AS
	frog hair (and twice as slick)

AS useless AS
	tits on a nun

etc, etc