From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!fluke!vax1:kurt Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Amputee Jokes Article-I.D.: vax1.169 Posted: Wed Aug 11 08:31:23 1982 Received: Sun Aug 15 05:48:57 1982 WARNING!!! These jokes make fun of the handicapped and a perhaps people of a certain Asian nationality. If you are a member of either of these groups and do not have a sense of humor about it, please type 'q' and DO NOT READ THIS JOKE! Ok you sickies, I warned you, here it is: Q: What do you call a one-legged woman? A: Ilene Q: What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman? A: Irene Q: What do you say when you stop to pick up a one-legged hitch hiker? A: Hop in! Q: What do you call a man with both legs amputated at the knee? A: Neil Q: What do you call a swimmer with both arms and legs amputated? A: Bob.