From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!cbosgd!nscs!rmas70!cly
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: RE: ugly
Article-I.D.: rmas70.145
Posted: Fri Jun 18 08:25:53 1982
Received: Sun Jun 20 04:43:24 1982

There is yet another category of ugly that is even uglier
than the two-bagger category: it is the "Coyote" level.
That is a person that is so ugly that if you should wake
up in the morning with this person's head resting on your
arm (possibly you met the night before whilst imbibing),
you will have an irresistable urge to chew your arm off at
the shoulder to escape without waking him/her.