From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!ittapp!elmer
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: Dirty Joke
Article-I.D.: ittapp.186
Posted: Mon Jun 21 14:58:13 1982
Received: Thu Jun 24 02:17:20 1982

There was a preacher in a small town known as the venable Rev. Bones. Now
the reverand had a somewhat peculiar appetite for nubile young women. One
night he took one of his charges for a ride in the woods which terminated
at the local lover's leap. He immediately went to work on her and just
about the time they both were coupled in a heated frenzy, the local
constable drove up. "Out of her and come along" yelled the constable with
which the reverand replied "I don't think you understand ... I'm Pastor
bones". The quick thinking law officer replied "I don't care if you're
past her liver, get out and let's go!".