From: utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!uiucdcs!donnelly
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: catholic joke - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.191
Posted: Fri Jun 18 06:25:42 1982
Received: Sat Jun 19 04:46:17 1982
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#N:uiucdcs:9900005:000:702
uiucdcs!donnelly    Jun 18 05:38:00 1982


One day at an all female catholic school one of the more devout nuns 
asked the girls in her class wanted to be when they grew up.  

One girl replied, "I want to be an actress"

Another said, "I want to be housewife"

And the others said more or less the standard responses except for one
girl.  She said, "I wanna be a prostitute"

Well, the nun was so shocked that she fainted right on the spot.

After several hours, the nun revived only to see that same girl again.  In
desperation the nun asked, "what did you say you wanted to be?"

And the girl again responed with, "I wanna be a prostitute"

The nun then gave a sigh of relief and said....





"Oh thank God.  I thought you said protestant"