From: utzoo!watmath!lcarroll
Newsgroups: net.poems
Title: Pork and Pepper
Article-I.D.: watmath.3276
Posted: Wed Aug 11 17:28:46 1982
Received: Wed Aug 11 23:57:20 1982

Speak roughly to your little boy,
    And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy
    Because he knows it teases.

	Wow! wow! wow!

I speak severely to my boy,
    And beat him when he sneezes:
For he can thoroughly enjoy
    The pepper when he pleases!

	Wow! wow! wow!