From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!esquire!cmcl2!philabs!ajl Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: b-b joke Article-I.D.: philabs.4482 Posted: Thu Jun 24 13:16:56 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 01:18:57 1982 Everyone knows how little kids like to terrorize their mothers when they're home for the summer. Well, one summer these three little kids (all of ascending ages, 4, 9, 16 yrs.) decide to be particularly bad. They terrorize the kitchen. They put sugar in the salt, salt in the sugar etc., and the 'piece de resistance' is putting b-b's in the chocolate chips. Well a couple of weeks go by and Mom has discovered all these little tricks except the b-b's in the chocolate chips. Meanwhile, the kids have been really good lately, so mom decides to make them some chocolate chip cookies. She goes to get the chips, discovers the b-b's, realizes exactly who's responsible for them and decides she's going to fix the little bastards by baking the cookies with the chips as they are. The kids come in, eat all the cookies, forgetting , of course, that they put the b-b's in, and then go back outside to play. Twenty minutes later the youngest comes in and says "Mommy, I just went p-p's (no. 1) on the front lawn and b-b's came out!", to which the mother replys, "That's o.k. mother knows all about it, don't worry. Now go back outside and play." A few minutes later the next oldest comes in and says, "Mommy, I just went p-p's (opcit) on the front lawn and b-b's came out," to which the mother responds, "Don't worry, I know all about it. It'll pass. You go back outside and play." Then, after a little while, the oldest comes in saying, "Mom, I think I have a problem." "Yes," said the mother, "I know all about it. You went p-p's on the front lawn and b-b's came out." "No Mom," said the oldest, "I think it's a little more serious then that. I was jerking-off in the garage and I think I shot the dog."