From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!mus275
Newsgroups: ug.jokes
Title: Elephant jokes...
Article-I.D.: watarts.1422
Posted: Sun Aug  1 02:17:24 1982
Received: Sun Aug  1 03:39:23 1982
References: watmath.3094

  
What's harder to do than getting a pregnant elephant into a volkswagon?
  
  
      Getting an elephant pregnant in a volkswagon!
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
  
  
      An elephant!
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Why do elephants have four feet?
  
  
      Because six inches isn't enough!
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What do elephants use for tampons?
  
  
      Sheep!