From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!G:ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!keithe
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: a true ethnic joke
Article-I.D.: teklabs.1215
Posted: Tue Jun  8 09:34:28 1982
Received: Wed Jun  9 01:55:12 1982

(First of all, my apologies to those who see this joke twice -
I tried to cancel the first version but may not have succeeded.)

Ethnic#1 was spoiling for a fight, so s/he dropped into
a bar to see if s/he could rile someone into a ruckus. After
downing a double s/he stood up and announced:
	"My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I'm Ethnic#1 from the
	top of my head to the tips of my toes. And by  I hate those low-down good-for-nothing Ethnic#2's!"
Well, the few Ethnic#2's in the bar decided they didn't want to
tangle with this guy/gal, so they either headed for the restrooms
(pun intended) or remained quiet. Seeing s/he was getting no response, 
the Ethnic#1 gulped down another double and stood up to announce:
	"My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I'm Ethnic#1 from the
	top of my head to the tips of my toes. And by  I hate those low-down good-for-nothing Ethnic#3's!"
The Ethnic#3s in the crowd were no more anxious to fight this guy/gal
than the Ethnic#2's were, and they similarly managed to make themselves
inconspicuous. So, the guy/gal chugged another double and stood up 
to announce:
	"My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I'm Ethnic#1 from the
	top of my head to the tips of my toes. And by  I hate those low-down good-for-nothing Ethnic#4's!"
And, you guessed it, the Ethnic#4's in the bar ALSO managed to find ways
to hide - either under the table or out the door. Getting somewhat
frustrated the Ethnic#1 tossed down another double (none of this 
alcoholic intake seemed to be affecting him/her in the least, by the
way) and stood up to announce:
	"My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I'm Ethnic#1 from the
	top of my head to the tips of my toes. And by  I hate those low-down good-for-nothing Ethnic#5's!"
To his/her surprise a little Ethnic#5 stood up at the back of the bar
and announced:
	"My name is ______, _-_-_-_-_, and I'm Ethnic#5 from the top 
	of my head to the crack of my ass, where I'm brown, B-R-O-W-N.

(I guess the only ethnic group I've managed to specifically offend
is those persons with the name of Brown. To them, and them alone,
I apologize. - KDE)