From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!pyuxjj!pyuxcc!xdxs Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: Jesus sees Article-I.D.: pyuxcc.255 Posted: Fri Jun 18 14:52:49 1982 Received: Tue Jun 22 01:17:51 1982 Jesus had been on the cross for nearly a day. The apostiles were all nearby as well as many others praying for Jesus. Then there came from the cross a whisper, "Peter, Peter". Peter looked up towards Jesus. "Peter, Peter", came the voice. "Yes Lord?", said Peter. The voice from the cross could barely be heard, "Peter, come here. Peter!". "Yes, Lord, yes". Peter sprang foward only to be beaten back by the Roman guard. "I'm coming Lord", he cried as he made another advance to the cross. The guards mercilessly beat Peter back. Finally after crawling from behind, through brambles and thorns, a torn and bleeding Peter reached the base of the cross. "Peter, Peter", the voice murmered from the cross. "Lord, Jesus, I am here! It's Peter! I'm here!". "Peter, Peter. I... I can see your house from up here".