From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!megatest!fen@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: still more lightbulb jokes Article-I.D.: megatest.123 Posted: Fri Jul 2 17:35:42 1982 Received: Sun Jul 4 00:55:16 1982 OK, OK...I've been trying to hold back on some of these, but I see that you guys out there in net-land want punishment so badly that I've just got to let you have it. Apologies in advance.... How many.... ....does it take to change a light bulb ? Psychiatrists ....Only one, but the light bulb REALLY has to want to change. Folk Singers ....Six: one to change it and five to reminisce about how good the old one was. Californians ....Six: one to change it and five to share in the experience.....Five: one to hold the light bulb and 4 to turn the chair. Software Engineers ....None: who cares? -- its a hardware problem. How many Marin County Housewives does it take to screw in a light bulb? ....Marin County Housewives don't screw in light bulbs -- they screw in hot tubs. Speaking of light things.... Do you know what a lightyear is? Answer: One third less calories.