From: utzoo!watmath!ajlill Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Sex Article-I.D.: watmath.3598 Posted: Wed Oct 6 15:34:11 1982 Received: Thu Oct 7 00:11:38 1982 Everyone who has a dog calls him either Rover or Spot. I called mine "Sex". Now Sex is a very embarrassing name. One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for the dog. A cop came over to me and said, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?". I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Thursday. One day I went to City Hall to get a dog licence and told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too". Then I said, "but this is a dog", and he said he didn't care how she looked. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was two years old". He said, "You must have been a very strong baby". I told him that when my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married", and the judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me and he said, "Me too". When I told him I had Sex on T.V. he said, "Show off". I told him that it was a contest and he told me I should have sold tickets. I also told the judge about the time my wife and I were on our Honeymoon and we took the dog. When I checked into the Motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel was for sex. Then I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night", and the clerk said, "Me too". I give up. My next dog will be Rover or Spot. (This was handed to me during a very boring C&O class)