From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!inuxc!bossi
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: mafia
Article-I.D.: inuxc.261
Posted: Tue Jul 27 08:30:37 1982
Received: Sat Jul 31 08:17:01 1982


	There was a young good looking Italian about to marry into
	a mafia family when his father-in-law to be asked him what
	he wanted as a wedding gift. The young man thought about it
	for a while before he said, "I'd like a watch."
		The father-in-law jumped in and said, "Wouldn't you
	rather have a gun?" The boy thought about a gun as a gift
	and asked, "What in the world am I going to do with a gun,
	especially since I hate violence in the first place!"
		The father-in-law yelled at the boy asking..."If you
	come home from work one day and find some stranger in bed
	with my daughter, are you going to shoot him or tell him
	his time is up!!!"