From: utzoo!utcsrgv!utcsstat!wagner Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: What kind of government are you guys running up there? Article-I.D.: utcsstat.179 Posted: Fri Jun 11 12:43:24 1982 Received: Sat Jun 12 02:19:38 1982 References: ucbarpa.1569 Sorry to say, but us Canadians (pas moi!) have funny ideas about liquor laws. Like closing early, buying in little government- sponsored ripoff-joints scattered sparsly through the realm rather than in the corner grocery store, etc. Topless waitresses are a continual issue here in Ontariariario. I think the law here currently requires them to keep their armpits covered if they are serving food with the liquor, although their breasts can still show. This has led to a rather odd-looking garment sort of like abody stocking with the front missing but the shoulders still there. Sorry to say its no joke. By the way, what is the difference to you between bar and pub? I always thought they were interchangable words. Michael Wagner, University of Toronto Computing Services