From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CSVAX:npois!cbosgd!djb
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Paging
Article-I.D.: cbosgd.2536
Posted: Tue Aug 17 13:24:02 1982
Received: Fri Aug 20 01:58:35 1982

Here's two:

	Did you hear they're no longer using bookmarks in Congress?
	Seems they've taken to bending over the pages.

	Did you hear about the page that was born in Idaho and reared
	in Washington D.C.?


						David Bryant
						 cbosg!djb