From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!rpw3@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Lightbulbs Article-I.D.: fortune.90 Posted: Mon Jun 28 02:26:04 1982 Received: Tue Jun 29 05:47:58 1982 Somebody just complained that "new" jokes were going into net.jokes.d and not making it into net.jokes -- o.k., here's a copy: LIGHTBULB JOKE #1: How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. (???...) But you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike! LIGHTBULB JOKE #2: How many Federal Government employees does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE! That item has been cut from the budget! -- Rob Warnock