From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!teklabs!tekid!wesw@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: How do you make an elephant fly? Article-I.D.: tekid.185 Posted: Mon Jul 19 10:58:42 1982 Received: Sun Jul 25 01:10:16 1982 Well, first you start with a BIG zipper . . .