From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: light bulb Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2133 Posted: Thu Jun 24 08:52:24 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 01:10:53 1982 References: watmath.2817 How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? None: The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.