From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!schaefer
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: coping saw - (nf)
Article-I.D.: ucsfcgl.264
Posted: Fri Sep 17 00:21:43 1982
Received: Wed Sep 22 07:28:24 1982
References: cmcl2.12654 ucsfcgl.263


This is one of the best racial jokes I have ever heard.

There is this Chinaman and this Jewish guy at a bar.  They are at
different ends of the bar.  The Jewish guy walks over to where the 
Chinease guy is sitting, spins him around on his bar stool and 
socks him in the face, knocking him on the floor.

The Chinease guy picks him-self up and says to the Jewish guy,
  "What was that for??"
The Jewish guy says,
  "That is for Pearl Harbor!!"

  "Pearl Harbor!, that was the Japanease, I'm Chinease!!", says the
Chinaman.
  "Japanease, Chinease, all you orientals are alike!!", retorts the
Jewish guy.

They go back to there drinks.  Soon the Chinease guy walks down to where
the Jewish guy is sitting, spins him around on his stool, and floors
him.

The Jewish guy picks him-self up, shakes him-self off, and asks
  "What was that for??"
The Chinease guy says,
  "That's for the Titanic!"

  "The Titanic, why that was sunk by an iceberg."

  "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, all you Jews are alkike!", says the 
Chinaman.