From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihps3!ixn5c!inuxc!wheatley
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Burma-Shave Jingles
Article-I.D.: inuxc.416
Posted: Mon Sep 27 16:17:21 1982
Received: Thu Sep 30 10:38:25 1982

Don't lose              Film protects            If a gift
your head               your neck                you must choose
to gain a minute        and chin                 give him one
you need your head      so your razor            he'll like
your brains are in it   won't dig in             to use

A shave                 Pedro                    If hugging
that's real             walked                   on highways
no cuts to heal         back home, by golly      is your sport
a soothing              his bristly chin         trade in your car
velvet after-feel       was hot-to-molly      for a davenport

If our road signs       when the stork           a guy
catch your eye          delivers a boy        who wants
smile                   our whole                to middle-aisle it
but don't forget        darn factory             must never scratch
to buy                  jumps for joy          his little violet

Every day               If you want              Thrifty jars for
we do                   a hearty squeeze         stay at homes
our part                get our                  handy tubes
to make your face       female                   for him  
a work of art           anti-freeze              who roams

Can't shave daily?      The chick                Our fortune
Tender Hide?            he wed                   is your
Now be honest           let out a whoop          shaven face
have you                felt his chin and        it's our best
tried                   flew the coop            advertising space


As always, the last line is Burma-Shave!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the comments, Ill enter more soon