From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!alice!mhtsa!ihnss!ihuxk!vhm55611 Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: The Adventures of Micro and Milli Article-I.D.: ihuxk.105 Posted: Tue May 11 14:17:52 1982 Received: Wed May 12 01:37:43 1982 THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON or "Watt A Night" One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try and get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around by the Sine Wave and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Milli's characteristic curves, soon had his resistance at a minimum and his field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel and began to short circuit her shunt. Fully excited, Millie Amp said, "Mho, mho, mho, give me mho!" With his tube operating at maximum peak and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her peak voltage. The excess current flow had gotten her hot, and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron. They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Milli Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his generator, so they ended by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.