From: utzoo!decvax!floyd!rjs Newsgroups: ug.jokes Title: toilet humor Article-I.D.: floyd.521 Posted: Wed Sep 8 09:32:25 1982 Received: Thu Sep 9 03:18:12 1982 The parish commission at Roylett Bought their pastor a handsome new toilet but he voided his bowels on a heap of old towels Because he was frightened he'd soil it.