From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!wsp Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: DEC repairman joke Article-I.D.: dcdwest.128 Posted: Wed Sep 15 15:45:23 1982 Received: Fri Sep 17 06:39:19 1982 How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ? Ans: Five, four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. How long does it take ? It's indeterminate. It will depend uponhow many flats they've broughtwith them. What happens if you 've got TWO flats ? They replace your generator.