From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: 2 jokes
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2056
Posted: Sat Jun  5 23:19:50 1982
Received: Tue Jun  8 01:17:49 1982

Billie Jean King Drowns...

Found face down in Joan Rivers.

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A man is sitting at a bar, having a drink.  The waitress, who also
works for the whore house upstairs, is serving and overhears the man
telling the barkeep about his frog.  '...and this frog can eat pussy
better than anyone I've ever known.'.

Well the waitress can't believe this, and after a few more drinks going
both ways, tells the gentleman that he should come upstairs and prove
the story about this frog.

Upstairs, the woman makes herself ready and the man produces the frog.
He sets the frog in place but the frog does nothing.  The man grabs the
frog and says, ''You're embarassing me'' and replaces the frog.  Still
the frog does nothing.  Again he picks up the frog and YELLS, ''You're
making a fool of me!'' and replaces the frog.  Still the frog does
nothing.  Finally the man picks up the frog and says:  ''All right, but
this is the very last time I'm going to show you.''