From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ihnss!inuxc!nwuxc!otuxa!we13!plw Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Light Bulbs and Programmers Article-I.D.: we13.287 Posted: Thu Jun 17 16:29:53 1982 Received: Sun Jun 20 05:32:27 1982 Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five - A group leader to coordinate the project, One to design a new language to describe the methodology used, One to write the man pages, One to actually change the bulb, and One to bring the system back up because of line voltage changes. ...we13!plw