From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!npois!harpo!duke!unc!wm Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: AS^2 jokes Article-I.D.: unc.3614 Posted: Sat Jun 26 02:05:26 1982 Received: Mon Jun 28 07:18:27 1982 AS useless AS a screen door on a submarine. AS funny AS stale bread, and twice as crummy. Wm Leler University of N Carolina