From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!ihnss!ihuxr!jhillis
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: and where are you going this year
Article-I.D.: ihuxr.115
Posted: Mon Jun 21 13:50:52 1982
Received: Thu Jun 24 02:19:53 1982


God had been working very hard lately, so St. Peter suggested he take
a vacation.  They were discussing various spots, none of which God liked,
so finally St. Peter recommended earth.

"Heavens no," said God "last time I was there I knocked up this woman
and they're still talking about me!"