From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: water skiing
Article-I.D.: watmath.2553
Posted: Tue Jun  8 15:31:34 1982
Received: Thu Jun 10 00:53:36 1982


Since I prefer jokes to flames, I will not flame but tell a joke!
This joke originally involved an unspecified ethnic (you'll never guess
what kind!) but we will here refer to him as Tim. Tim is not very bright.

Tim won a pair of waterski's in a lottery that he had entered.
To this day he is looking for a sloping water surface.