From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!lute Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Two REALLY BAD computer jokes Article-I.D.: mhuxh.1031 Posted: Fri Jul 23 16:11:08 1982 Received: Mon Jul 26 05:07:52 1982 I tested these two jokes on my office-mate and she advised against it, but I decided, "What the hell." Two computers are talking to each other and one says: "Tell me everything you know." And the other computer says: "Sure, gotta second?" AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP YOU... One computer says to another: "I can't read my I/O and my user won't get off my case to get to it. How am I supposed to get to it!?!" Whereby the other computer responds: "I don't know, you wanna drive?" (I am soooooo embarrassed to have posted these jokes, though I must admit the second one is an original. So what do you think? Can I make it as a stand up comic?) Hanging my head in shame, Jim Collymore mhuxh!lute