From: utzoo!decvax!watmath!dssg Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: cricket match Article-I.D.: watmath.2525 Posted: Thu Jun 3 12:19:56 1982 Received: Sat Jun 5 04:33:16 1982 There was a prestigious english lord who played on a cricket team. One season his son also made the team, but before a certain game the lord was rather worried about this, because his son was a rather excitable chap. Sure enough the referee makes a very questionable call, and the lords son stomps over to the man and starts ranting and raving. The referee maintains stoic silence which outrages the lords offspring even more, so he heaves the ref into the air, throws him down, SITS on him and proceeds to forcefully scream his point across to the man. The lord meanwhile is purple with shame so he musters his dignity, walks over to this situation and says to his progeny: "Don't you know that the son never sits on the British Umpire?"