From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!whuxlb!ech Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: Animal Joke Article-I.D.: whuxlb.424 Posted: Fri Aug 20 14:21:35 1982 Received: Sat Aug 21 05:00:31 1982 References: fortune.336 Actually, you call your dog with no legs 'cigarette'. He may not come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag... =Ned=