From: utzoo!decvax!cca!hplabs!menlo70!sytek!zehntel!teklabs!tekmdp!azure!steveb@sri-unix Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Another Mohel Joke Article-I.D.: azure.1077 Posted: Tue Jul 27 18:17:58 1982 Received: Thu Jul 29 04:38:08 1982 Again, a mohel is the person (usually a rabbi) who performs circumcisions on Jewish babies. Rabbis Birnbaum and Fishman were talking. "Mo, my old friend, you know twenty years I've been a mohel. I have something to confess. Twenty years of snip snip here, cut cut there. Mo, throughout this twenty years -- I saved the pieces." "Sam, you . . . saved . . . the pieces? What could you want with . . . with pieces?" "I made a wallet." "A wallet? He made a wallet, from the pieces. But, Sam, twenty years a mohel; twenty years of 'snip snip cut cut' and all you get is a wallet?" "Ahhh, but it's no ordinary wallet. When you rub it, it becomes a suitcase."