From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!mus275 Newsgroups: ug.jokes Title: Kings Castration... Article-I.D.: watarts.1423 Posted: Sun Aug 1 02:27:30 1982 Received: Sun Aug 1 03:40:40 1982 References: watarts.1422 'Twas the thirtieth anniversary of the King's Castration. All the counts, half-counts, discounts and no-accounts were seated 'round the square table shooting camel dungs, for craps had not yet been invented. "Ho," said the King. "What ho?" said Daniel. "Asshole," said the King. "Oh. And where is the Fairy Princess?" "She's in bed with Lumbago." "Is that dirty bastard still around here?" At about this time, Daniel was approaching his third and last Lion. "Roarrrrr!" said the Lion. "Gee, that was a mighty 'Roarrrrr!'" said Daniel. "That was nothing," said the Lion as he let out a mighty Shit. Shit flew at Random. Random ducked; Shit hit the King. The King, forgetting his Royal Word of Decree, cried, "Shit!" Fifty thousand iron drawers hit the floor at once. There was a massive movement all throughout the land. When the shit finally cleared, Daniel suggested that they go out to the courtyard and ball maidens. The King, tiring of this folly, decided to see the Queen. The Queen was in the counting-house, eating out her honey. "Roll over, Queen," commanded the King. "Be fucked if I do," replied the Queen. "Be bum-fucked if you don't," declared the King. The King, once again forgetting his Royal Word of Decree, cried, "Fuck the Queen!" The King, Daniel, and all of the Lions were trampled in the rush.