From: utzoo!miles
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: The worlds funniest joke. 
Article-I.D.: utzoo.2320
Posted: Fri Jul 30 13:51:51 1982
Received: Fri Jul 30 13:51:51 1982


		During WW2, Winston Churchill came up with a great secret
		weapon to help destroy the German Army. It was a joke.
		 The joke was first tested on a few dispensible british
		officers. Upon hearing the joke, they all broke out laughing,
		and died. (The joke was so funny, youd die laughing.)
		 So, by and by , the joke was finally sent through the ranks,
		into the hands of the German high command. It worked.
		 Upon decorating Churchill, the Queen of England asked him
		what the joke was. It was,

			    " My dog has no nose "
			     ' Oh, how does he smell? '
			    " TERRIBLE ".

			(note: this is not the worlds funniest joke)