From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!johnk Newsgroups: net.jokes.q Title: another one Article-I.D.: azure.950 Posted: Mon Jun 14 15:43:32 1982 Received: Thu Jun 17 00:54:54 1982 A guy returns home from work and finds his wife looking out the window. The wife says, "DEAR, DEAR, COME QUICK, THERE'S A GORILLA IN OUR TREE. The husband says, "OK, OK calm down. We'll just call the gorilla exterminator". So they call the gorilla exterminator. The gorilla exterminator arrives: Husband: Why, that's interesting equipment you've got there Mr. Exterminator- a big stick, a dog and a gun. What's the stick for? Exterminator: Well, I take this big stick here, I climb up in the tree and poke at the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. Husband : Hmm. What's the dog for? Exterminator: Well, when the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog disables him by biting his ---- off. Wife : Oh. So what's the gun for? Exterminator: If the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, SHOOT THE DOG. JK