From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mek Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Dinner AT Jane\'s. Article-I.D.: mhuxt.1061 Posted: Tue Sep 7 09:18:50 1982 Received: Wed Sep 8 04:33:32 1982 Tarzan and Jane, after a hard day chasing Orangutans* through the wilds of Kenya, decide to sit down to dinner in their tree house. Jane, after a quick perusal of their larder, sends Tarzan out to catch some live dinner (the cupboard was bare.) Tarzan, after several hours, comes back with one teeny little bird, a sparrow. Jane is incensed. "Go out and catch us some real dinner!," she admonishes him. Tarzan sets out again, and comes back with 2 chimpanzees. Jane, exasperated, sighs ..... "Oh well, it looks like Finch and Chimps again!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Matt =============================================================================== *: Did you notice the Orangutan in the Movie "Tarzan the Ape Man" with Blow Derek? I thought Orangs were natives of Borneo! The ape was the only cast member with any talent, anyway.