From: utzoo!utcsrgv!utcsstat!wagner
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: What kind of government are you guys running up there?
Article-I.D.: utcsstat.179
Posted: Fri Jun 11 12:43:24 1982
Received: Sat Jun 12 02:19:38 1982
References: ucbarpa.1569

Sorry to say, but us Canadians (pas moi!) have funny ideas about
liquor laws.  Like closing early, buying in little government-
sponsored ripoff-joints scattered sparsly through the realm
rather than in the corner grocery store, etc.  Topless
waitresses are a continual issue here in Ontariariario.  I
think the law here currently requires them to keep their
armpits covered if they are serving food with the liquor,
although their breasts can still show.  This has led to a
rather odd-looking garment sort of like abody stocking with
the front missing but the shoulders still there.
Sorry to say its no joke.  By the way, what is the difference
to you between bar and pub?  I always thought they were 
interchangable words.

Michael Wagner, University of Toronto Computing Services