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| Woolly Mammoth, Siberia & Hairloss [message #184408] |
Wed, 08 February 2012 20:17  |
Dr. Ernest J. Primeau
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Registered: October 2012
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What does the recent discovery of the existence of the Woolly Mammoth in
Siberia have to do with regrowing our hair?
Everything and nothing.
Oh, haven't you heard? Look at this link:
http://www.wtam.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html ?feed=104673&article=9732206
First, a history lesson. The soviet communists sent their political enemies
to Siberia. (Bare with me). Nancy Luft, this does not have anyting to do
with Sputniks (what do you think I'm a kook?)
The Woolly Mammoth is simply an elephent, but a very special elephant of a
high intelligence. This is nature at work, proving that we bald men can
regrow our hair!
How, you may say? Go back to the cradle of civilization: Africa. Way back
millions of years ago elephants were all Woolly. In the bible they were
called "the hairy ones."
But elephants began going bald--probably because of global warming. But a
certain group of elephants discovered the truth: by removing their pubic
and anal hair these elephants regrew their hair! For this heresey they were
sent to Siberia by the bald elephants.
Remember, elephants are very smart. This proves my method works. Ernie
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