| Re: LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH (SUBSTANDARD COLA FORK) [message #183610 is a reply to message #183489] |
Sat, 24 September 2011 02:12   |
Stephen aka Old Man A
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On Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:32:12 -0700 (PDT), Doug Elrod <dre1@cornell.edu>
wrote:
> On Sep 20, 10:45 pm, Stephen aka Old Man ASC <step...@trekiverse.us>
> wrote:
>> On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:24:47 -0700 (PDT), Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu>
>> wrote:
>>> On Sep 11, 4:25 pm, Stephen aka Old Man ASC <step...@trekiverse.us>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 9 Sep 2011 11:38:58 -0700 (PDT), Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu>
>>>> wrote:
>>>> >But can I drink MALTED MILK out my souvenir Maltese Mug?
>>
>>>> Souvenir Maltese Mugs are for display only. Do not drink out of your
>>>> Maltese Mug. Drinking milk out of a Maltese Mug may cause severe
>>>> gastro-intestinal distress. In rare cases, three out of two, milk poured
>>>> out of Maltese Mugs has caused chemical burns. Do not inhale the vapors
>>>> from your malted milk filled Maltese Mug. Vapors have been known to
>>>> vaporize synthetic cloth. Do not poor cola in your Maltese Mug, as it has
>>>> resulted in orbital misplacement.
>>
>>> I almost suffered orbital misplacement when I saw the poor cola! If I
>>> had a drinkworthy Maltese Mug, you can bet that I'd only consume
>>> AVERAGE-OR-ABOVE-AVERAGE COLAS out of it. Or Dr Pepper ;-)
>>
>> I'm sorry to say but you will not be getting an AVERAGE-OR-ABOVE-AVERAGE
>> COLA this year ... or even next year. The Social Security Administration
>> beleives that we are currently living under low inflationary to
>> deflationary presures.
>
> Who knew that carbonated beverages were the key to INFLATION?
Well, judging from the price of them in the vending machine...
>> Stephen
>> will you still feed me when I'm 64?
>
> Wait a couple of years, and you can have some Route 66 Root Beer!
And wear the pants.
> -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
> Currently enjoying Triple XXX Root Beer (see <http://
> www.triplexxxrootbeer.com/>)
Stephen Ratliff
enjoying some IBC Root Beer. It was on special.
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