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Re: LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH [message #183227 is a reply to message #183226] Sun, 04 September 2011 02:57 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Stephen aka Old Man A is currently offline  Stephen aka Old Man A
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On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:50:11 -0700 (PDT), Doug Elrod <dre1@cornell.edu>
wrote:

> On Sep 1, 1:04 am, Stephen aka Old Man ASC <step...@trekiverse.us>
> wrote:
>> On Wed, 31 Aug 2011 14:31:26 -0700 (PDT), Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu>
>> wrote:
>>> Maybe the JOHN PHILLIP LAW REVIEW!  Hey, has anyone done that as an
>>> off-Broadway show?
>>
>> I don't think so, but if it was, the musical score would be a selection of
>> works by John Philip Sousa.
>
> Play the "Liberty Bell March" and pretend it's SPAMALOT! The extended
> "BARBARELLA" act will seem JUST NATURALLY SURREAL!

Just wait until it shifts into the "Washington Post March"

>>>> I respectfully request you send those ... students ... to Delta Tau Chi.
>>
>>> Or the SOUTHERN SUN!  Anywhere, as long as there are RAILINGS!
>>> Although, combining beer, ale, and railings might not be a good
>>> idea....  
>>
>> Railings are a good idea, reguardless.
>
> Ah, good for getting rid of guards, you mean. Good point!

Well, you see we had to do something. All those red shirts, you know. They
just don't stay around long enough for us to keep up with proper staffing,
and someplace has to suffer as a result.

>>> Challenge:  Remake Space Mutiny by redubbing its dialogue on
>>> selected clips from Animal House.  IT JUST MIGHT WORK!  With the final
>>> revelatory scene panning in on a wild-eyed JOHN BELUSHI, as Kalgan!
>>
>> I'll take inspired ideas for 200, Alex.
>
> It's DEATHMOBILE vs. DEATHMOBILE, in a battle to the DEATH! ;-)

Please tell me you didn't buy the Pinto or the Yugo. They're just not safe
....

>>>> Stephen Ratliff
>>>> Not on Double Secret Probation.
>>
>>> Hmmm, how do you know?  
>>
>> I have a double agent in the Dean's Office.
>
> Make it Dean Devlin's office, and we're at CITY LIMITS! I wonder how
> Robby Benson would fare against the DEATHMOBILE!

Given what certain students usually drive ... is there a difference?

>>> And does that level of secrecy imply that
>>> whoever puts them on it, doesn't know, either?
>>
>> Well, it really depends on how "secret" "Secret Probation" is.  You see, if
>> you're on Secret Probation, it's know by the entire Joint Select Committee
>> on Intelligence.
>
> Somewhere around here I would expect a visit from the OXYMORONIC
> SQUAD....

If you really want them, please contact the Department of Reduncancy
Department. Please note that we cleaned off the OXY in the name.

>>>   constructing a Super Secret Probation applying to only those who
>>> aren't on any probation at all!
>>
>> I want to know who told Justice Scalia about that probation type.
>>
>> Stephen Ratliff
>> who notes that the only real qualification for a Supreme Court Justice is
>> that the Senate is willing to confirm them.
>
> Thus establishing that Final Justice is just the last justice
> confirmed.

That would be Justice Kagan.

> That whole Malta thing was just a thinly disguised
> PROMOTIONAL project, produced by GOOSIO in cooperation with THE
> FELONIOUS MONK!

Promotional pictures are for example only. Your Maltese item may not look
exactly like those pictured. Only available in alabaster, white, blanco,
snow, ivory, and bleached. Currently sold out of all avian objects. Your
order may be substituted with another item of our choice. Batteries not
included. Void where prohibited by law. Residents of ND must add a 3.14%
sales tax.

Stephen Ratliff
Are Squared
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