Re: LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH [message #183226 is a reply to message #183225] |
Thu, 01 September 2011 14:50 |
Doug Elrod
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On Sep 1, 1:04 am, Stephen aka Old Man ASC <step...@trekiverse.us>
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> On Wed, 31 Aug 2011 14:31:26 -0700 (PDT), Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu>
> wrote:
>> Maybe the JOHN PHILLIP LAW REVIEW! Hey, has anyone done that as an
>> off-Broadway show?
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> I don't think so, but if it was, the musical score would be a selection of
> works by John Philip Sousa.
Play the "Liberty Bell March" and pretend it's SPAMALOT! The extended
"BARBARELLA" act will seem JUST NATURALLY SURREAL!
>>> I respectfully request you send those ... students ... to Delta Tau Chi.
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>> Or the SOUTHERN SUN! Anywhere, as long as there are RAILINGS!
>> Although, combining beer, ale, and railings might not be a good
>> idea....
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> Railings are a good idea, reguardless.
Ah, good for getting rid of guards, you mean. Good point!
>> Challenge: Remake Space Mutiny by redubbing its dialogue on
>> selected clips from Animal House. IT JUST MIGHT WORK! With the final
>> revelatory scene panning in on a wild-eyed JOHN BELUSHI, as Kalgan!
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> I'll take inspired ideas for 200, Alex.
It's DEATHMOBILE vs. DEATHMOBILE, in a battle to the DEATH! ;-)
>>> Stephen Ratliff
>>> Not on Double Secret Probation.
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>> Hmmm, how do you know?
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> I have a double agent in the Dean's Office.
Make it Dean Devlin's office, and we're at CITY LIMITS! I wonder how
Robby Benson would fare against the DEATHMOBILE!
>> And does that level of secrecy imply that
>> whoever puts them on it, doesn't know, either?
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> Well, it really depends on how "secret" "Secret Probation" is. You see, if
> you're on Secret Probation, it's know by the entire Joint Select Committee
> on Intelligence.
Somewhere around here I would expect a visit from the OXYMORONIC
SQUAD....
>> constructing a Super Secret Probation applying to only those who
>> aren't on any probation at all!
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> I want to know who told Justice Scalia about that probation type.
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> Stephen Ratliff
> who notes that the only real qualification for a Supreme Court Justice is
> that the Senate is willing to confirm them.
Thus establishing that Final Justice is just the last justice
confirmed. That whole Malta thing was just a thinly disguised
PROMOTIONAL project, produced by GOOSIO in cooperation with THE
FELONIOUS MONK!
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu) :-)
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