Posted: Mon Jan 20 17:18:43 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 22-Jan-86 05:33:55 EST
Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA
Xref: watmath net.micro.atari:2484 net.micro.amiga:1645 net.micro.mac:4218
I have had enough of the wimpy arguments of which 68000 personal computer
is best. I decided after seeing what was available, I bought the new
Cray-6000 personal computer. Read and weep suckers!
The NEW and terrific/exciting/awesome Cray-6000, designed by that famed
bit-brained Johannes Livingston Cray himself will not only make you a believer
of the personal computer craze it will change your entire reality frame.
Unlike all 'other' PC's before it the Cray-6000 uses high density marble
based solid state electronics. Marble is MUCH denser than silicon. Data has
less distance to travel due to the extremely dense nature of the hardware, and
subsequently results in the fastest processing available anywhere. This speed
is guaranteed to process any precision of pi in under two seconds, and it will
automatically spool the digits to your Cray Osmosis (tm) printer at the same
time! Why count stones, Whet or Dhry, when you can calculate the circumference
of the known universe to 1 million places?
How 'user-friendly' is it? Well, you can toss away your windows and menus
folks. The new Cray-6000 personal computer uses Suggestive EXpressions as
the most widely common form of communication between human beings for
understanding the exact meaning of your command. Not only will your every
wish be fulfilled, but any possible legal hassals will be resolved before
the command is executed! Just imagine yourself on the road for days, not
having made that important vacumn cleaner sale which will put you on the
saleman of the week list, when suddenly you grasp the Cray-6000 from your
briefcase (its portable too folks) and in response to your frustrated grip
the Cray-6000 builds an entire farm, the gulible farmer and his beautiful
daughter before you can recite Newton's third law of motion. Creation is
far superior to bit-mapped graphics, and you can stop fondling that stupid
cigarette box with a tail too.
The styling of the Cray-6000 is superb. Inspired by the craftsman D'Milo,
the Cray-6000 is lithsome and smooth. All features of the case are as
authentic as the law allows and every Cray-6000 is guaranteed not to
cause RF polution or double your money back. Multiple ports are available
for third party add ons which can only be described by your imagination, and
every conceivable pin-up (make that pin-out folks) is accessible.
All of the power and ease and beauty of the NEW Cray-6000 can be yours for
only twice the national debt. (We didn't say is was cheap folks, but our
floating credit line is just as amazing as the USA's.) You can't afford not
to get one, and one for your loved ones as well.
THE industry has a long way to go folks.