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Originally posted by: mst3kluv
Hey, this my first MSTIng and even though it's not complete yet, I
would like some feedback on it so far,
DUFFMAN
Original post by BigBumblebeeManFan
<A fine Mahok to you all.
SERVO: Mahok? Sounds like a really bad Sci-fi movie phrase.
CROW: Maybe it’s a word of another language used by some remote island
colony.
<Duff Man may be no house hold name.
MIKE: They tried marketing Duffman action figures with the Kleenex and
the Aspirin, but it just didn’t seem to go over well with the general
public.
<But his philosophy makes me laugh evrytime.
SERVO(philosopher): Only by referring to yourself in third person and
saying “Oh Yeah” at the end of every sentence, can you achieve true
enlightenment.
<These are some good ones:
<Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh,
yeah!
CROW: (ala Radar Secret Service), We can solve any problems by
THRUSTING!
<Duffman: Are you ready to get DUFFED?
<(I think getting Duffed sounds horrible)
MIKE: I got Duffed once. From what I can remember, it involves a
plastic shovel, a volleyball net and a chicken.
BOTS: Huh?
<I think Simpsons neglected Duff Mans abilities.
<His powers.
SERVO: For crying out loud!! He’s just a freaking spokesman for Duff
Beer!! Since when did he have “powers”!!
CROW: I think Ratliff and this guy would get along well together.
SERVO, MIKE: How so?
CROW: Well, they both seem to elevate obscure-bit characters to God-
like status.
<He's now some boring drunk.
SERVO: Well actually, that’s not true. The only time he remotely
matched that description was when Santa’s Little Helper replaced him
as the spokesman for Duff Beer, and even then, he was helping the
homeless.
MIKE,CROW: FAANBOY!
<I want to make the Simpsons star Duff Man in a new episode. I will
think of
<fantastic Duff Man lines and show them to people.
CROW(dully): Whee.
<Has anyone thought of any funny Duff Man lines?
<Mine will ultimately be better.
SERVO: Quite, a conceited fellow, isn’t he?
CROW: ( as BumbleBeeManFan): Of, course it doesn’t matter what YOU
come up with, It’ll all be worthless! Your so called knowledge of
Duffman doesn’t compare to mine!! I know all that is Duffman!! Bow
before me, mortals!!
MIKE: (random member) Okay, if you know all that is Duffman, than why
is your username BigBumbleBeeManFan?
CROW:(BumbleBeeManFan) SILENCE!!!
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