| Mike and Kevin at Exoticon, pt. 8 - The Ocho [message #168348] |
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Originally posted by: eichlerNOSPAM2
Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy's Exoticon I presentation, pt. 8
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Mike: Uh, I think we'll probably have just one more question, right?
Kevin: Oh really? Are we out of time? Oh, we're gonna have to get
out of here, aren't we?
Mike: I think so, yes.
Kevin: Where's the man in charge?
Mike: Yes, yes, your question please?
Woman from audience (Zoe?): You just have a few more minutes. I
know we don't have a piano or any kind of instruments here, but
could you please, if you have a second, is there anything you could
regale us with, song-wise?
Mike: A song. She requests a song.
Audience members: Sing! [some suggestions are shouted out]
Kevin [noticing that Zoe was wearing horns]: Can you, can you come
up here please?
Zoe: No.
[audience laughs]
Kevin: I just want to know, because I think, you know, we have
something in common here... [pulls out that caricature of himself
with horns] This was me after season nine, when I was sick. This
is what I felt like. You see? I think, actually, I drew this
caricature knowing you were coming. So here you go. May I?
[reaching to touch one of Zoe's horns] May I? Just...
Mike: I wasn't afraid, until now.
Kevin [touching horn]: Arrgghhh!!!! Arrgghhh!!! [does a back flip
off his chair, possibly off the entire platform]
Someone in the audience: You killed Tom Servo!
Mike: You killed him!
Kevin [getting back up]: Sing something? Sing something...we didn't
do a whole lot of a cappella, do we?
Mike [noticing Zoe's whip]: Ah, could you...what else do you have
there? Just a little whip thing?
Kevin: A whip?
Mike: Someone's been naughty? [cries a little as audience laughs]
Kevin: What should we sing that everybody can sing along with here?
Audience members: Forklift! Forklift! Gamera! Sodium! A Patrick
Swaze Christmas!
Kevin: Sodium's easy...
Mike: No, I don't [trails off into mumbling]...
Kevin: No, Mike says no. He's gonna make me do this solo.
Mike: Kevin is the ham.
Audience, still shouting requests: Patrick Swaze Christmas! Creepy
Girl! Where O Werewolf!
Kevin: He's gonna make me do this solo. Well, the simplest thing
to do is "Oh Sweet Mother of Mine". Everybody know "Oh Sweet Mother
of Mine"?
Audience: No.
Kevin: Servo sang it to calm down a gorilla that visited the ship.
It was a little Irish air* that he had learned from his own mother.
It goes:
[* = I originally had "aria" instead of "air" above,
but Laurelyn Smith suggested that he might be saying air,
which can be used to mean music or song (as in the piece
"Air on a G String"). Since it sounds more logical than
what I had, I'm going with that.]
Kevin: [singing]
Oh, sweet mother of mine,
'tis only for you I pine,
I'll try to get bail then
I'll drive down to jail and
I'll spring that sweet mother of mine!
[applause and cheers]
Kevin: So, I'm not gonna get a spanking then?
Guy in audience: Too bad.
Zoe: Not after that performance, no.
Kevin: OK. Well, you know, some people might *prefer* a spanking
for that kind of performance. Are we done? Do we have a few...you
said we have a few more minutes, but...you have horns on your head.
Zoe: I don't control EVERYTHING.
Kevin: Oh, OK, she doesn't control...OK.
Mike: When someone's kicking us out...we'll do no more questions.
Kevin: OK, a couple...we'll answer questions until people kick us
out. Who *hasn't* answered a question...er, asked a question so far?
Lets...everybody else put your hands down.
[a woman in the audience says "Jess, Jess"]
Kevin: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jess: I'm going to...a hat party. The hat party reference. What's
it from?
Mike: He's asking about the hat party reference and what it's from.
Someone in the audience: ...and mine will be the grandest of all!
Kevin: I'm going to a hat party, and mine is the grandest of all.
Mike: Uh, It's actually from...we were talking about how Kiwanis
would meet and then they'd send the women off to do things like, you
know, make baskets and have a hat party. And it's simply that. We
sort of invented a...thing. And we became enamored of hat parties.
Kevin: We pulled it out of the thin air, in other words. And the
hat, as I've discovered, actually Mike has taught me this, is one of
the funniest words and funniest objects. Well, we have an example in
the back of the room please - Eliza Doolittle, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman with frilly hat: No, this is Agatha.
Kevin: Agatha?
Woman with frilly hat: The former Mrs. Lupan?
Kevin: Ahhh... Very nice. [Lets out long breath] Let's go to this
side of the room, now. Ah, in the lovely hat there, speaking of
hats, this is a very nice hat...
Guy in lovely hat: Actually, I was...I read something about season
ten starting off with Joel and Frank...
Kevin: Did you say "aboot"? Are you from Canada? Is he from Canada?
Does anybody know? Come on, let's out him! He's from Canada, I know
it! He said "aboot"! He's a Canadian!! Yes, the question was, is
there any truth to the rumor that Joel and Frank are coming back for
the premier episode of season ten, and...yes they are!
Audience: Woooo!!!!!
Kevin: Joel will return to the Satellite of Love, and we won't tell
you anything else about it except it that it WAS a lot of fun to have
them both back, and it was just very...
[Woman in audience lets out a loud, wistful sigh]
Kevin: Everybody hear that sigh of contentment back there?
[The woman's friend yells "It's Crystal!"]
Kevin: Crystal? Come on, stand up, honey. Come on.
[audience applauds Crystal]
Kevin: Was that sigh for Joel or for Frank or for both?
Crystal: Joel.
Kevin: Oh, OK.
Mike: Joel. We had a good time because Joel and I had a hard time
getting through our scene because we were both on the Satellite and
he kept looking at me going "What are you *doing* here?".
[Audience laughs]
Mike: And I said the same to him. "There's another guy up here!
Who are you?"
Kevin: It was very bizarre.
Mike: So, it was a lot of fun.
Someone (Crystal?): Cool.
Mike: And it was good to see Frank again. So, they'll be the
premier season of...
Kevin: Frank, the big Hollywood hot-shot now, you know, writing for
that Sabrina, he just has lunches and goes to script meetings and
has a great time.
Mike: Frank, who used to demand that we all go to lunch and be AT
the restaurant at 11:30. That was Frank's demand, while he worked
there. Now he writes for this big show and I think he goes at like
eight or something, for lunch.
Kevin: But it was great fun and I'm looking forward to seeing it.
Yes, madam?
Madam: Do you know when season ten is going to premier?
Kevin: I don't know *precisely* when season ten is going to premier,
but the last I heard it'll be sometime either in February or in
March, when they premier it. This is...
Mike: I have fresh, updated news.
Kevin: You do?
Mike: March or April.
[audience groans their disappointment, and one woman says "Y'all are
just trying to depress us"]
Kevin: March or April. These are the vicissitudes of network
programming. And this is the one area where we never have any say
or any control.
Mike: And a bunch of people just got fired at Sci-Fi, so...
Kevin: A whole lot of...the entire management structure has changed
at USA network and at Sci-Fi channel.
Someone in the audience: Uh oh.
Kevin: There's a whole lot of people saying "Uh oh". You never know
what's going to happen...
Someone in the audience: At least Herzog is gonna screw up Fox now...
Kevin: That's true, we're all happy to know...did he get sacked?
Do you know, Doug Herzog? He's just...
Someone in the audience: He's failing upward.
Kevin: Sounds like he's...failing upward is...the Peter principle at
play here. That's right. If the Daily Show had been his idea then
he'd be...well, anyway. Um, yes, the man in the glasses there.
(to be continued...)
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| Mike and Kevin at Exoticon, pt. 8 - The Ocho [message #168349 is a reply to message #168348] |
Thu, 06 November 2008 20:35  |
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Originally posted by: eichlerNOSPAM2
Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy's Exoticon I presentation, pt. 8
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Mike: Uh, I think we'll probably have just one more question, right?
Kevin: Oh really? Are we out of time? Oh, we're gonna have to get
out of here, aren't we?
Mike: I think so, yes.
Kevin: Where's the man in charge?
Mike: Yes, yes, your question please?
Woman from audience (Zoe?): You just have a few more minutes. I
know we don't have a piano or any kind of instruments here, but
could you please, if you have a second, is there anything you could
regale us with, song-wise?
Mike: A song. She requests a song.
Audience members: Sing! [some suggestions are shouted out]
Kevin [noticing that Zoe was wearing horns]: Can you, can you come
up here please?
Zoe: No.
[audience laughs]
Kevin: I just want to know, because I think, you know, we have
something in common here... [pulls out that caricature of himself
with horns] This was me after season nine, when I was sick. This
is what I felt like. You see? I think, actually, I drew this
caricature knowing you were coming. So here you go. May I?
[reaching to touch one of Zoe's horns] May I? Just...
Mike: I wasn't afraid, until now.
Kevin [touching horn]: Arrgghhh!!!! Arrgghhh!!! [does a back flip
off his chair, possibly off the entire platform]
Someone in the audience: You killed Tom Servo!
Mike: You killed him!
Kevin [getting back up]: Sing something? Sing something...we didn't
do a whole lot of a cappella, do we?
Mike [noticing Zoe's whip]: Ah, could you...what else do you have
there? Just a little whip thing?
Kevin: A whip?
Mike: Someone's been naughty? [cries a little as audience laughs]
Kevin: What should we sing that everybody can sing along with here?
Audience members: Forklift! Forklift! Gamera! Sodium! A Patrick
Swaze Christmas!
Kevin: Sodium's easy...
Mike: No, I don't [trails off into mumbling]...
Kevin: No, Mike says no. He's gonna make me do this solo.
Mike: Kevin is the ham.
Audience, still shouting requests: Patrick Swaze Christmas! Creepy
Girl! Where O Werewolf!
Kevin: He's gonna make me do this solo. Well, the simplest thing
to do is "Oh Sweet Mother of Mine". Everybody know "Oh Sweet Mother
of Mine"?
Audience: No.
Kevin: Servo sang it to calm down a gorilla that visited the ship.
It was a little Irish air* that he had learned from his own mother.
It goes:
[* = I originally had "aria" instead of "air" above,
but Laurelyn Smith suggested that he might be saying air,
which can be used to mean music or song (as in the piece
"Air on a G String"). Since it sounds more logical than
what I had, I'm going with that.]
Kevin: [singing]
Oh, sweet mother of mine,
'tis only for you I pine,
I'll try to get bail then
I'll drive down to jail and
I'll spring that sweet mother of mine!
[applause and cheers]
Kevin: So, I'm not gonna get a spanking then?
Guy in audience: Too bad.
Zoe: Not after that performance, no.
Kevin: OK. Well, you know, some people might *prefer* a spanking
for that kind of performance. Are we done? Do we have a few...you
said we have a few more minutes, but...you have horns on your head.
Zoe: I don't control EVERYTHING.
Kevin: Oh, OK, she doesn't control...OK.
Mike: When someone's kicking us out...we'll do no more questions.
Kevin: OK, a couple...we'll answer questions until people kick us
out. Who *hasn't* answered a question...er, asked a question so far?
Lets...everybody else put your hands down.
[a woman in the audience says "Jess, Jess"]
Kevin: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jess: I'm going to...a hat party. The hat party reference. What's
it from?
Mike: He's asking about the hat party reference and what it's from.
Someone in the audience: ...and mine will be the grandest of all!
Kevin: I'm going to a hat party, and mine is the grandest of all.
Mike: Uh, It's actually from...we were talking about how Kiwanis
would meet and then they'd send the women off to do things like, you
know, make baskets and have a hat party. And it's simply that. We
sort of invented a...thing. And we became enamored of hat parties.
Kevin: We pulled it out of the thin air, in other words. And the
hat, as I've discovered, actually Mike has taught me this, is one of
the funniest words and funniest objects. Well, we have an example in
the back of the room please - Eliza Doolittle, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman with frilly hat: No, this is Agatha.
Kevin: Agatha?
Woman with frilly hat: The former Mrs. Lupan?
Kevin: Ahhh... Very nice. [Lets out long breath] Let's go to this
side of the room, now. Ah, in the lovely hat there, speaking of
hats, this is a very nice hat...
Guy in lovely hat: Actually, I was...I read something about season
ten starting off with Joel and Frank...
Kevin: Did you say "aboot"? Are you from Canada? Is he from Canada?
Does anybody know? Come on, let's out him! He's from Canada, I know
it! He said "aboot"! He's a Canadian!! Yes, the question was, is
there any truth to the rumor that Joel and Frank are coming back for
the premier episode of season ten, and...yes they are!
Audience: Woooo!!!!!
Kevin: Joel will return to the Satellite of Love, and we won't tell
you anything else about it except it that it WAS a lot of fun to have
them both back, and it was just very...
[Woman in audience lets out a loud, wistful sigh]
Kevin: Everybody hear that sigh of contentment back there?
[The woman's friend yells "It's Crystal!"]
Kevin: Crystal? Come on, stand up, honey. Come on.
[audience applauds Crystal]
Kevin: Was that sigh for Joel or for Frank or for both?
Crystal: Joel.
Kevin: Oh, OK.
Mike: Joel. We had a good time because Joel and I had a hard time
getting through our scene because we were both on the Satellite and
he kept looking at me going "What are you *doing* here?".
[Audience laughs]
Mike: And I said the same to him. "There's another guy up here!
Who are you?"
Kevin: It was very bizarre.
Mike: So, it was a lot of fun.
Someone (Crystal?): Cool.
Mike: And it was good to see Frank again. So, they'll be the
premier season of...
Kevin: Frank, the big Hollywood hot-shot now, you know, writing for
that Sabrina, he just has lunches and goes to script meetings and
has a great time.
Mike: Frank, who used to demand that we all go to lunch and be AT
the restaurant at 11:30. That was Frank's demand, while he worked
there. Now he writes for this big show and I think he goes at like
eight or something, for lunch.
Kevin: But it was great fun and I'm looking forward to seeing it.
Yes, madam?
Madam: Do you know when season ten is going to premier?
Kevin: I don't know *precisely* when season ten is going to premier,
but the last I heard it'll be sometime either in February or in
March, when they premier it. This is...
Mike: I have fresh, updated news.
Kevin: You do?
Mike: March or April.
[audience groans their disappointment, and one woman says "Y'all are
just trying to depress us"]
Kevin: March or April. These are the vicissitudes of network
programming. And this is the one area where we never have any say
or any control.
Mike: And a bunch of people just got fired at Sci-Fi, so...
Kevin: A whole lot of...the entire management structure has changed
at USA network and at Sci-Fi channel.
Someone in the audience: Uh oh.
Kevin: There's a whole lot of people saying "Uh oh". You never know
what's going to happen...
Someone in the audience: At least Herzog is gonna screw up Fox now...
Kevin: That's true, we're all happy to know...did he get sacked?
Do you know, Doug Herzog? He's just...
Someone in the audience: He's failing upward.
Kevin: Sounds like he's...failing upward is...the Peter principle at
play here. That's right. If the Daily Show had been his idea then
he'd be...well, anyway. Um, yes, the man in the glasses there.
(to be continued...)
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