May your New Year be relatively Evil Humunculus-Free! [message #178685] |
Tue, 29 December 2009 10:34 |
Doug Elrod
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Seeing the recent U.S. Postal Service commercial featuring the EVIL
CLOWN DOLL THAT MUST BE RETURNED, I thought of how often one must get
rid of such an abomination. For instance, in "Merlin's Shop of
Mystical Wonders", there is a Homicidal Evil Toy Monkey. And on the
Satellite of Love itself, Timmy, the Dark Spectre, turned out to be
pretty bad, too!
Any tips on how to rid oneself of such a being? (Just in case one
comes calling....)
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
Evil Humunculus: NOT found at better toy shops! :-)
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May your New Year be relatively Evil Humunculus-Free! [message #178793 is a reply to message #178685] |
Tue, 29 December 2009 10:39 |
Doug Elrod
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Seeing the recent U.S. Postal Service commercial featuring the EVIL
CLOWN DOLL THAT MUST BE RETURNED, I thought of how often one must get
rid of such an abomination. For instance, in "Merlin's Shop of
Mystical Wonders", there is a Homicidal Evil Toy Monkey. And on the
Satellite of Love itself, Timmy, the Dark Spectre, turned out to be
pretty bad, too!
Any tips on how to rid oneself of such a being? (Just in case one
comes calling....)
-Doug "maybe if I wore garlic?" Elrod (d...@cornell.edu)
Evil Humunculus: NOT found at better toy shops! :-)
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May your New Year be relatively Evil Homunculus-Free! [message #178794 is a reply to message #178685] |
Tue, 29 December 2009 11:15 |
Doug Elrod
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Seeing the recent U.S. Postal Service commercial featuring the EVIL
CLOWN DOLL THAT MUST BE RETURNED, I thought of how often one must get
rid of such an abomination. For instance, in "Merlin's Shop of
Mystical Wonders", there is a Homicidal Evil Toy Monkey. And on the
Satellite of Love itself, Timmy, the Dark Spectre, turned out to be
pretty bad, too!
Any tips on how to rid oneself of such a being? (Just in case one
comes calling....)
-Doug "maybe if I wore garlic?" Elrod (d...@cornell.edu)
Evil Homunculus: NOT found at better toy shops! :-)
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Re: May your New Year be relatively Evil Humunculus-Free! [message #178798 is a reply to message #178793] |
Thu, 31 December 2009 22:48 |
nebusj-
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Doug Elrod <dre1@cornell.edu> writes:
> Seeing the recent U.S. Postal Service commercial featuring the EVIL
> CLOWN DOLL THAT MUST BE RETURNED, I thought of how often one must get
> rid of such an abomination. For instance, in "Merlin's Shop of
> Mystical Wonders", there is a Homicidal Evil Toy Monkey. And on the
> Satellite of Love itself, Timmy, the Dark Spectre, turned out to be
> pretty bad, too!
> Any tips on how to rid oneself of such a being? (Just in case one
> comes calling....)
Well, hold on now. Are we necessarily agreed that evil
homonculi are always and in all circumstances a bad thing? We should
take a big-picture view of the situation, after all.
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Joseph Nebus
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Re: May your New Year be relatively Evil Humunculus-Free! [message #178799 is a reply to message #178798] |
Thu, 31 December 2009 23:19 |
Doug Elrod
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On Dec 31, 9:48 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
> Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu> writes:
>> Seeing the recent U.S. Postal Service commercial featuring the EVIL
>> CLOWN DOLL THAT MUST BE RETURNED, I thought of how often one must get
>> rid of such an abomination. For instance, in "Merlin's Shop of
>> Mystical Wonders", there is a Homicidal Evil Toy Monkey. And on the
>> Satellite of Love itself, Timmy, the Dark Spectre, turned out to be
>> pretty bad, too!
>> Any tips on how to rid oneself of such a being? (Just in case one
>> comes calling....)
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> Well, hold on now. Are we necessarily agreed that evil
> homonculi are always and in all circumstances a bad thing? We should
> take a big-picture view of the situation, after all.
Well, I guess that we were supposed to root for the "Hobgoblins",
given the people whose lives they were destroying. Maybe if they're
LESSER-EVIL Homunculi it's OK....
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
Hugo just really wants some HAM. Is that so wrong? ;-)
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Re: May your New Year be relatively Evil Humunculus-Free! [message #178801 is a reply to message #178799] |
Sat, 02 January 2010 06:43 |
George Johnson
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"Doug Elrod" <dre1@cornell.edu> wrote in message
news:d5c94824-8f85-469b-8b30-a3cecdacaea3@m26g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 31, 9:48 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>> Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu> writes:
>>> Seeing the recent U.S. Postal Service commercial featuring the EVIL
>>> CLOWN DOLL THAT MUST BE RETURNED, I thought of how often one must get
>>> rid of such an abomination. For instance, in "Merlin's Shop of
>>> Mystical Wonders", there is a Homicidal Evil Toy Monkey. And on the
>>> Satellite of Love itself, Timmy, the Dark Spectre, turned out to be
>>> pretty bad, too!
>>> Any tips on how to rid oneself of such a being? (Just in case one
>>> comes calling....)
>>
>> Well, hold on now. Are we necessarily agreed that evil
>> homonculi are always and in all circumstances a bad thing? We should
>> take a big-picture view of the situation, after all.
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> Well, I guess that we were supposed to root for the "Hobgoblins",
> given the people whose lives they were destroying. Maybe if they're
> LESSER-EVIL Homunculi it's OK....
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> -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
> Hugo just really wants some HAM. Is that so wrong? ;-)
But ham will rot your insides Hugo.
Don't be silly Hugo. You cannot have some ham.
Lady (in audience whispering to her husband sitting next to her): "Worst
show I've ever seen. We really had to see this over some musical?"
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