| Cinematic Titanic: The Alien Factor (spoilers) [message #179477] |
Sun, 07 March 2010 15:47 |
Doug Elrod
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Like all the recent episodes, I found this one well worth the money.
I didn't have any particular rib-aching laughs this time (the last
time they achieved that, for me, was "Legacy of Blood"), but the riffs
were consistently good, IMHO, YMMV.
Some of the lines I found funny are transcribed below (there were some
that defied description, too! :-)):
"If this was YOUR point of view, your face would hurt right now" -Josh
"Glug Glug Glug" -[deep voiced Joel as guy drinks from bottle]
"Glug Glug Glug" -[high voiced Mary Jo as gal drinks from bottle]
"In this movie, safe sex means rolling the car windows up!" -Frank
"Has there ever in history been a two-door cop car?" -Trace
"Does anyone else smell BURNING CLOWN?" -Frank
'I'll be back later, to slow down the film EVEN MORE" -Joel
"This portion of tonight's movie brought to you by LIGHT. LIGHT:
Just try exposing your film without it!" -Josh
"How many basements could one house have???" -Frank
"YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED MINI-MOOG NATIONAL FOREST" -Josh
"We now return to DANGER ON FORCED-PERSPECTIVE MOUNTAIN" -Frank
"They melted Phyllis Diller!" -Frank
"It's telling me to be the lead singer of *BOSTON*" -Trace
"Action so tense, you can almost SEE it" -Joel
"I hope they clear these woods and put up a GOOD movie" -Mary Jo
"This might be the safest movie EVER to go to the bathroom during!" -
Josh
"OK, OK, I'll switch to GEICO!" -Mary Jo, as TRANSLUCENT LIZARD-
MONSTER attacks
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-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
P.S. I think Mary Jo had some of her best lines yet! (Yay!)
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