Classic Moments in MST3K (519 - Outlaw) [message #179070] |
Tue, 19 January 2010 16:50 |
Jonah Falcon
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om: Say, was this movie ever released in the theaters, do you think?
Mike: No, I don't think so. But it's a good bet it was on the USA Network!
Tom: On the USA? (hums theme music) I really like those original movies they
made especially for the USA Network! (hums theme music)
Mike: Yeah, I know. They're great! They all seem to have titles like "Malibu
Death Breast."
Crow: Yeah or (announcer voice) Jeff Conaway and Shari Belafonte-Harper play
a deadly game of cat-and-mouse in "Murder Most Moist."
Tom: Oh Hey! Hey! Hey! Let me play! I got one! I got one! Judy Landers is on
the trail of a devious killer in "Peekaboo Lace, P.I."
Crow: That's pretty good! Oh wait! How about: Jeff Conaway is a vigilante
who stalks by night in "Dark Underpants."
Tom: Oooh hooo! Alright!
Mike: How about this one: Lindsay Wagner is a sexy speech therapist held
hostage in "Tongue Lashing."
Crow: I like!
Tom: Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! I got it! I got it! How about: Jeff Conaway
is up to his mouth in murder in "French Pistol." Catch it! Ha ha ha! This is
fun!
Mike: Okay, here Try and top this one: Jeff Conaway is a college professor
whose secret life catches up with him in "Death Spank."
Tom: Ooooh good one! Death Spank!
Crow: Oh, I got a good one! How about: Chris Lemmon and Heather Locklear
form a crime-fighting unit in "The Lingerie Justice Files."
Tom: That's great! Wait! Wait! I got another! Jeff Conaway and Morgan
Fairchild are "The Crotchless Killers."
Crow: I like it! I like it! It's got verve! How about: Hart Bochner weaves a
web of suspicion between Richard Chamberlain and Ben Vereen in "Tap Pant
Desire."
Mike: Crow, I like the way you think! Try this one on: William Devane tracks
a killer on a tropical paradise in "The Hawaii Edible-Underwear Murders."
Tom: Mike, I love you for that one! Okay, get this: Lisa Hartman is a
streetwise cop who traps a killer in "Cheek Beat."
Crow: You know Servo, I'd marry you for that! But, I have one. Next one's
great! Jeff Conaway is a crazed cult leader in "The Waco Panty Raid."
Mike: Eric Roberts is a freaked-out artist who gets more than he bargained
for in "Naked Came The Nude."
Tom: Peter DeLuise and Tommy Tune are "Cod Police."
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