Classic Moments in MST3K (512 - Mitchell) [message #178676] |
Mon, 21 December 2009 22:45 |
Jonah Falcon
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Kid: Hi.
Mitchell: Hi.
Kid: Are you the man from the insurance?
Mitchell: Nope.
Kid: He came last night.
Mitchell: Yeah?
Kid: My mother doesn't like you.
Mitchell: I don't like your mother.
Kid: Why not?
Mitchell: Why not?
Kid: No, why not?
Mitchell: No, why not?
Kid: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
Tom: Tonight on "Crossfire".
Mitchell: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
Kid: I'm not.
Mitchell: Well, I'm not.
Kid: You are.
(Joel groans.)
Mitchell: Buzz off.
Kid: What?
Mitchell: What?
Kid: What did you say?
Mitchell: What you say?
Kid: Did you say something?
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitchell: You say something?
Kid: You said buzz off.
Mitchell: You're lying through your teeth.
Kid: You're lying through your teeth.
Mitchell: Buzz off, huh?
Kid: Buzz off!
Mitchell: Buzz off, kid!!
Crow: The inspiration for Cop and a Half..
Tom: I'm gonna give him a lead then I'm gonna run him over.
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Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (512 - Mitchell) [message #178677 is a reply to message #178676] |
Tue, 22 December 2009 16:29 |
Doug Elrod
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On Dec 21, 9:45 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> Kid: Hi.
>
> Mitchell: Hi.
>
> Kid: Are you the man from the insurance?
>
> Mitchell: Nope.
>
> Kid: He came last night.
>
> Mitchell: Yeah?
>
> Kid: My mother doesn't like you.
>
> Mitchell: I don't like your mother.
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> Kid: Why not?
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> Mitchell: Why not?
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> Kid: No, why not?
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> Mitchell: No, why not?
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> Kid: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
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> Tom: Tonight on "Crossfire".
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> Mitchell: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
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> Kid: I'm not.
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> Mitchell: Well, I'm not.
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> Kid: You are.
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> (Joel groans.)
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> Mitchell: Buzz off.
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> Kid: What?
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> Mitchell: What?
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> Kid: What did you say?
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> Mitchell: What you say?
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> Kid: Did you say something?
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> Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Mitchell: You say something?
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> Kid: You said buzz off.
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> Mitchell: You're lying through your teeth.
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> Kid: You're lying through your teeth.
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> Mitchell: Buzz off, huh?
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> Kid: Buzz off!
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> Mitchell: Buzz off, kid!!
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> Crow: The inspiration for Cop and a Half..
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> Tom: I'm gonna give him a lead then I'm gonna run him over.
I guess the screenwriter was supplying "Mitchell" with whatever
justification he needed to be a "Cop on the Edge"! (or else he/she
*really* hated movie audiences :-))
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
betting that "The Man from the Insurance" Story would be a lot more
entertaining than "Mitchell" :-)
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