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| Re: MST3K Opening Clips Question [message #166950 is a reply to message #166948] |
Sat, 27 September 2008 17:17   |
George Johnson
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"bkcrump" <bkcrump@bellsouth.> wrote in message
news:Xns9B2666BE188F2bkcrumpbellsouthnet@216.77.188.18...
> In the opening clips, there is a scene where a dinosaur is scooting down
> the road on its tail. Does anyone know which movie that is from?
MST3K - Godzilla vs Megalon Battle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXWsha-NmAQ
(Drop kick flying attack starts at 00:01:36.00 minutes in)
Godzilla vs Benny Hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nLCuS2q5Fo
(A little quicker version of the same bit)
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http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/Song213.html
Song: GODZILLA'S GENEALOGY BOP
Episode: 213- Godzilla vs. Sea Monster
Crow: I'm confused. Just who IS this Godzilla guy?
Tom: Yes, wise one, please, teach us!
Joel: I'm not sure if you're ready for this...
Both: Oh please! Mr. Joel...Please! Please! Please!
Joel: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is
called "The Godzilla Genealogy Bop" Will you hit it, Professor Cambot??
(Music starts)...
Joel: In order to know Godzilla, we've gotta look into his past.
Crow: You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast!
Joel: Ahh, you've got it, little robot pal, we're swinging into high.
Tom: C'mon - let's cut to the chase, ya couple of geeks, and get to the
family tree!
Joel: Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released.
Both: Oh, like baby alligators and other nasty beasts?
Joel: Right! The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their
size.
Crow: Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs!
Joel: Right! Now you're getting it little buddy, but now we must move on.
Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-Bomb.
Tom: Yeah, look! There's Auntie Ness of Scotland's loch! They were married
in the spring. And their first born was Godzookie, and now we begin to
sing...
(Tom starts singing scat improvisations in background...)
Crow: Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair
with Lorna Luft and smoked those big cigars!
Tom: And out of the lusty Luft affair Ron Pearlman resulted. Hmm.
Joel: You know surgery was considered for him but-nobody was consulted. Oh,
I did it again.
(All laugh and Tom continues with his scat improvs in background.)
Crow: Then Ron met Yoko Ono and they began to spawn. A couple of hundred
horrible things as green as Forest Lawn.
Tom: There they are: There's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing, Hulk and
Ernest Borgnine, too!
Crow: But Ernest Borgnine isn't green!!
Tom: Oh, you put him on a boat, he is!
Joel and Crow: Whaaaatttt?!
Tom: Hey! Who's that down at the bottom, a'wallowing in his shame?
Crow: Oh that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Acedemy fame!
Tom: Huh!
Joel: To wrap it up, the worst mutation--
Crow: No! You don't suppose?
Tom: Oh yes it is! The horror of horrors--!
All: KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!!!
Joel: (Speaking) Commercial sign on top (reaches for commercial button)...
Crow: Dig it!!! (Cut To Commercial)...
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| Re: MST3K Opening Clips Question [message #166951 is a reply to message #166950] |
Sat, 27 September 2008 19:20 |
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Originally posted by: bkcrump
Thanks!
"George Johnson" <matrix29@charter.net> wrote in
news:QpxDk.6427$e82.5637@newsfe10.iad:
> "bkcrump" <bkcrump@bellsouth.> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B2666BE188F2bkcrumpbellsouthnet@216.77.188.18...
>> In the opening clips, there is a scene where a dinosaur is scooting
>> down the road on its tail. Does anyone know which movie that is
>> from?
>
> MST3K - Godzilla vs Megalon Battle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXWsha-NmAQ
> (Drop kick flying attack starts at 00:01:36.00 minutes in)
>
> Godzilla vs Benny Hill
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nLCuS2q5Fo
> (A little quicker version of the same bit)
>
> =============
>
> http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/Song213.html
> Song: GODZILLA'S GENEALOGY BOP
> Episode: 213- Godzilla vs. Sea Monster
>
> Crow: I'm confused. Just who IS this Godzilla guy?
> Tom: Yes, wise one, please, teach us!
> Joel: I'm not sure if you're ready for this...
> Both: Oh please! Mr. Joel...Please! Please! Please!
> Joel: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once.
> This is called "The Godzilla Genealogy Bop" Will you hit it, Professor
> Cambot?? (Music starts)...
>
> Joel: In order to know Godzilla, we've gotta look into his past.
> Crow: You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast!
> Joel: Ahh, you've got it, little robot pal, we're swinging into high.
> Tom: C'mon - let's cut to the chase, ya couple of geeks, and get to
> the family tree!
> Joel: Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were
> released. Both: Oh, like baby alligators and other nasty beasts?
> Joel: Right! The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times
> their size.
> Crow: Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous
> thighs! Joel: Right! Now you're getting it little buddy, but now we
> must move on. Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-Bomb.
> Tom: Yeah, look! There's Auntie Ness of Scotland's loch! They were
> married in the spring. And their first born was Godzookie, and now we
> begin to sing...
>
> (Tom starts singing scat improvisations in background...)
>
> Crow: Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an
> affair with Lorna Luft and smoked those big cigars!
> Tom: And out of the lusty Luft affair Ron Pearlman resulted. Hmm.
> Joel: You know surgery was considered for him but-nobody was
> consulted. Oh, I did it again.
> (All laugh and Tom continues with his scat improvs in background.)
>
> Crow: Then Ron met Yoko Ono and they began to spawn. A couple of
> hundred horrible things as green as Forest Lawn.
> Tom: There they are: There's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing, Hulk
> and Ernest Borgnine, too!
> Crow: But Ernest Borgnine isn't green!!
> Tom: Oh, you put him on a boat, he is!
> Joel and Crow: Whaaaatttt?!
> Tom: Hey! Who's that down at the bottom, a'wallowing in his shame?
> Crow: Oh that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Acedemy fame!
> Tom: Huh!
> Joel: To wrap it up, the worst mutation--
> Crow: No! You don't suppose?
> Tom: Oh yes it is! The horror of horrors--!
> All: KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!!!
> Joel: (Speaking) Commercial sign on top (reaches for commercial
> button)... Crow: Dig it!!! (Cut To Commercial)...
>
>
>
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