Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #159785] |
Wed, 16 April 2008 02:05 |
nebusj-
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> ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
witch-burning.
TOM: [ Dreamily ] Burn the witch.
CROW: Say, you guys, uh, burning witches? Can I come?
TOM: Gee, Hoss has lost some weight.
MIKE: Uh, we wuz out burning, uh, the, the, uh ... uh, *you* tell 'em.
CROW: Um. Seems kinda silly now.
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Joseph Nebus
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CROW: I meant to ask him in for pie ... I don't know what happened!
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #159905 is a reply to message #159785] |
Wed, 16 April 2008 14:23 |
Kate Halleron
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On Apr 15, 11:05 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>> ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
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> MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
> witch-burning.
> TOM: [ Dreamily ] Burn the witch.
> CROW: Say, you guys, uh, burning witches? Can I come?
> TOM: Gee, Hoss has lost some weight.
> MIKE: Uh, we wuz out burning, uh, the, the, uh ... uh, *you* tell 'em.
> CROW: Um. Seems kinda silly now.
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> --
> Joseph Nebus
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> CROW: I meant to ask him in for pie ... I don't know what happened!
This is where the fish lives.
Kate
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #159906 is a reply to message #159785] |
Wed, 16 April 2008 14:49 |
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Originally posted by: jb000002
In <nebusj.1208325382@vcmr-86.server.rpi.edu>,
Joseph Nebus <nebusj-@-rpi-.edu> shouted to everyone in earshot,
>> ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
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> MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
> witch-burning.
> TOM: [ Dreamily ] Burn the witch.
> CROW: Say, you guys, uh, burning witches? Can I come?
> TOM: Gee, Hoss has lost some weight.
> MIKE: Uh, we wuz out burning, uh, the, the, uh ... uh, *you* tell 'em.
> CROW: Um. Seems kinda silly now.
Jody, this is my unbelievably sweaty dad.
- [walnut ranch]
oh, how many head of walnut do you have?
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #159907 is a reply to message #159905] |
Wed, 16 April 2008 16:45 |
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Originally posted by: Derek Janssen
Kate Halleron wrote:
> On Apr 15, 11:05 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
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>>> ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
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>> MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
>> witch-burning.
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> This is where the fish lives.
<flashback in mirror>
"Yes, you, too, can look years younger, with Touch O' Satan!"
(Oops, sorry, that was "Commander USA's Groovy Movies"...
Oh, well, one birth-of-cable cult-series ref is as good as another.) ^_^
Derek Janssen (Legion of Justice - Retired...heh)
ejanss1@verizon.net
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #159909 is a reply to message #159907] |
Thu, 17 April 2008 00:27 |
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Originally posted by: billfl
Previously on "Torchwood", Derek Janssen wrote:
> Kate Halleron wrote:
>> On Apr 15, 11:05 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>>>> ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
>>>
>>> MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
>>> witch-burning.
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>> This is where the fish lives.
>
> <flashback in mirror>
> "Yes, you, too, can look years younger, with Touch O' Satan!"
>
> (Oops, sorry, that was "Commander USA's Groovy Movies"...
> Oh, well, one birth-of-cable cult-series ref is as good as another.) ^_^
"ZAH!"
"Ooh! Yuo made me go burpies!"
Bill L.
Ready for some CARNATION ICE CREAM
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billfl@hiwaay.net http://home.hiwaay.net/~billfl
"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart,
surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
Isaac Jaffee (Robert Guillaume), "Sports Night"
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #160025 is a reply to message #159914] |
Thu, 17 April 2008 11:30 |
Kate Halleron
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On Apr 17, 7:47 am, "George Johnson" <matri...@charter.net> wrote:
> "Kate Halleron" <khalle...@netzero.com> wrote in message
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> news:fe2bcbf2-09d5-43d6-b486-326a8ccc2a5d@a5g2000prg.googlegroups.com
> | On Apr 15, 11:05 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
> | | | ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
> | |
> | | MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
> | | witch-burning.
> | | TOM: [ Dreamily ] Burn the witch.
> | | CROW: Say, you guys, uh, burning witches? Can I come?
> | | TOM: Gee, Hoss has lost some weight.
> | | MIKE: Uh, we wuz out burning, uh, the, the, uh ... uh, *you* tell
> | | 'em. CROW: Um. Seems kinda silly now.
> | |
> | | --
> | | Joseph Nebus
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> | ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------
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> | | CROW: I meant to ask him in for pie ... I don't know what happened!
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> | This is where the fish lives.
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> | Kate
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> The grammar of that line always bugged me.
> "This is where the fish lives."
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> Proper form would be at minimum:
> "This is where a fish lives."
> "The lake is where the fish live."
> "This is where the fish live."
> "This is where the fishes live."
Unless there's only one fish.
Kate
Who wonders why the *grammar* is the thing that bugged you about it
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #160026 is a reply to message #160025] |
Thu, 17 April 2008 18:15 |
Doug Elrod
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On Apr 17, 11:30 am, Kate Halleron <khalle...@netzero.com> wrote:
> On Apr 17, 7:47 am, "George Johnson" <matri...@charter.net> wrote:
>> The grammar of that line always bugged me.
>> "This is where the fish lives."
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>> Proper form would be at minimum:
>> "This is where a fish lives."
>> "The lake is where the fish live."
>> "This is where the fish live."
>> "This is where the fishes live."
Or maybe when she says "fish", she means "devil". It would explain so
much!
> Unless there's only one fish.
Well, there IS only one "Fish". I'd just like to see anyone besides
Abe Vigoda play that part!
> Kate
> Who wonders why the *grammar* is the thing that bugged you about it
There was that one scene where the guy was _killed_ by the *grammar*.
That could bug anybody!
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu) ;-)
She was carrying a dangling participle, as I recall....
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #160030 is a reply to message #159785] |
Sat, 19 April 2008 02:55 |
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Originally posted by: Charles Whitney
On Apr 16, 2:05 am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>> ``Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!''
>
> MIKE: It's pretty casual, it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon
> witch-burning.
> TOM: [ Dreamily ] Burn the witch.
> CROW: Say, you guys, uh, burning witches? Can I come?
> TOM: Gee, Hoss has lost some weight.
> MIKE: Uh, we wuz out burning, uh, the, the, uh ... uh, *you* tell 'em.
> CROW: Um. Seems kinda silly now.
>
> --
> Joseph Nebus
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> CROW: I meant to ask him in for pie ... I don't know what happened!
Tom: (as old grocery store cashier) Anyway, I will shake the paint
from your walls, honey.
Mike: I've said "Zah" in better towns than this.
Mike: You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?
C
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #160152 is a reply to message #160033] |
Mon, 21 April 2008 16:50 |
Doug Elrod
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On Apr 20, 10:51 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
> See, what bothers me, now that I know about it, is that it
> turns out fish make noises, and a variety of noises at that. Enough
> noises that many of them aren't categorized, and for some of them
> nobody except the fish knows how they *make* noise. That can't be a
> good thing.
And if you're going the direction I think you are, do they even *have*
rectums?
Mr. "Fish": "WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE OF... ah pardon me. What have you
been putting in that fish-food, woman?"
Woman: "Um, mainly walnuts, I guess"
Mr. "Fish": "Of course. Well, where was I? Oh yes, about to claim
your boyfriend's immortal soul...."
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
On the next exciting episode of Bass-Masters! :-)
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Re: Wednesday Riff: The Touch of Satan [message #160501 is a reply to message #160500] |
Fri, 02 May 2008 16:58 |
Doug Elrod
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On May 2, 1:33 am, Jonah Falcon <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> Touch of Satan is one of two MST3K's I have not yet seen in its
> entirety. I've never seen Gorgo (with Leonard Maltin guest-starring).
I'm sorry to hear that! I don't remember much of Gorgo, but ToS is
one of my favorites. Funny stuff all the way through! It's on DVD
set #5, along with Time Chasers, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders,
and Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues. It's hard to find a
better comedy bargain, IMHO!
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
"Good, so we're both in the clutches of the Devil because *you*
wanted seconds" -Mike (:-))
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