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Date: Fri, 22-Feb-85 23:52:40 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 22 23:52:40 1985
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From: Alan R. Katz 


Everyone is way off the mark on what the next Star Trek Movie will be
about.  This is what will happen:

	1.  They will team up with a mean looking Klingon who is really
	    an OK guy, but intimdates everyone (remember the Klingons
	    now have a bone down the top of their heads which sort
	    of resemble a Mohawk).

	2.  McCoy decides he LIKES being thought of as crazy, for one
	    thing he gets free room and board.  The others keep 
	    breaking him out of the Loony Bin whenever they need him
	    for something.

	3.  Sulu starts dressing up alot and becomes real good at
	    being your standard con man type.

	4.  Kirk starts smoking cigars, and keeps saying "I love it
	    when a plan comes together."

	5.  The whole Star Trek crew (except for Uhura, who's part
	    in stealing the Enterprise remains undiscovered) are 
	    all wanted men, and decide to hire themselves out
	    for protection and blowing things up, and...

	YES, ITS STAR TREK IV:   THE "B" (movie) TEAM

(a standard effect will be starships which hit an asteroid, flip over, and
 crash, then the crew all climb out and escape right before they blow up
 in a ball of fire...)



				Alan

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