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From: Mark Crispin 

     I'm sort of an authority in the subject of bad movies (I'm
well on the way towards acquiring the definitive Edward D. Wood
collection).  Here's my list of bad SF:

 . Plan Nine From Outer Space - the King of bad SF
 . Rocky Horror Picture Show - the Queen of bad SF
 . Bride of the Monster - Ed Wood does it again
 . Revenge of the Dead - newly-released Ed Wood flick, sequel to Bride
			 of the Monster and Plan Nine
 . Star Trek: The Motion Picture - dull, unoriginal, and stupid!
 . Fire Maidens from Outer Space - you haven't lived if you haven't
			seen the Fire-Maidens dancing to "Stranger in
			Paradise"
 . Robot Monster - guy in a monkey suit wearing a diving helmet
 . Battlestar Galactica - remember Cobol, the mother planet of humanity?
 . Buck Rogers - Battlestar regurgitated
 . Superman III - painfully dull, boring, and omnipresent
 . TRON - video games gone beserk
 . Day of the Dolphin - we want to save these???
 . Wargames - public understanding of computers set back 20 years
 . Queen of Outer Space - Zsa Zsa leads a bunch of man-hungry Amazons on Venus
 . Red Planet Mars - God lives on Mars, and beats them nasty Commies
 . The Brain that Wouldn't Die - surgeon keeps decapitated sweetie alive
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