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> Lil' Sis- Buffy's POV
KEVIN: o/~ Hey hey hey Mama /Look at litle sis/ Out in the backyard/
Stakin' like this! o/~
MIKE : You made it fit. Nicely done.
KEVIN: Thank you!
> I just came back home from a tiring night of killing vampires and
> demons when I burst through the doors of my house.
MIKE : [Buffy] WILMA! I'M HOOOOOME!
> I guess everyone is already in their rooms or have gone out. I
> walked into the kitchen and grabbed a water bottle out of the
> fridge and chugged it down.
BILL: Grab the gusto, Buffy!
> Just then, the phone rang. I let it ring three more times before I
> picked it up.
>
> "Hello?" I asked.
>
> "Hello? Is this Buffy Summers?" asked a timid female voice.
>
> "Yes, it is. And who is this?" I asked, suspicious. Just then,
> Spike, Willow, Oz, Cordelia, Xander, and the others had joined me
> in the kitchen.
KEVIN: The Scoobies travel in packs.
MIKE : What? Were they all in another room hiding from the phone
BILL : [Gollum] The ringing! It frightensss usss!
> "Oh! Hey, sis. Long time no see. It's me, Bella."
>
> "Holy shit! Bella is this really you?!" I shrieked, surprised.
BILL : It's been so long you don't recognize your "beloved" sibling's
voice?
> "Hey! Is that Bella?! Put her on speaker!" Willow demanded. I
> nodded.
MIKE : [Willow] Hey - it's the sister we like!
BILL : [Dawn] HEY!
> "Hey, Bella. Everyone is here with me. I'm going to put you on
> speaker, kay?"
>
> "Mmkay."
ALL : [Mr. Mackey] M'kaaay!
> I clicked the speaker button and put the phone back on the stand.
>
> "Kay, Bella. The phone is on speaker now."
>
> "Hey, everyone! It's been awhile since I last saw you guys," Bella
> said enthusiastically.
>
> "Hey, Bella!" everyone chorused.
KEVIN: [Spike] Wait, which one is she again?
MIKE : [Willow] You know how Buffy has this brother in England who's
like this magical super hero? She's the other triplet.
KEVIN: [Spike] Oh, yeah - Little Miss "And The Rest."
BILL : [Bella] I can hear you, you know!
KEVIN: [Spike] I know.
> "Yeah, it's nice to talk to you guys again. Anyway, I'm on my way
> down there. You better start packing because I just called Harry
> and he said that it's time. I'm in Oregon right now."
>
> "Really? So the ministry has already gone crazy? Is Dumbledore with
> Harry?" I asked.
BILL : [Buffy] And why am I hearing this from you and not Harry?
KEVIN: [Bella] Because I'm awesome! Duh!
> "Buffy, Dumbledore is gone. He's gone just like Aunt Lily and Uncle
> James," she murmured.
>
> "No! What the Fuck! This can't be happening!
MIKE : [Buffy] Wait... Which ones were they again?
> Who did this?!" I could feel the tears pooling up but I held them
> in.
>
> "I saw it. Harry showed me. He was there. And it was Snape." Angel
> had pulled me into a hug as Bella sent me the image she got from
> Harry. It was awful.
BILL : [Buffy] Again - why am I getting this from you instead of
Harry?
KEVIN: [Bella] Because then I'm as superfluous as the real, canon me.
BILL : [Buffy] Oh, right.
> "Okay, when are you going to be here?" I asked, determined more
> than ever to finally be able to kill that son of a bitch.
>
> "I'll be there by six in the morning,
MIKE : [Bella] With cops on my tail!
> but we can't leave until night again," she explained.
>
> "Wait, why can't we leave right after you arrive? We can't waste
> any time!"
BILL : [Buffy] In fact, why am I even waiting on you? I should fly
out there myself and meet you there!
KEVIN: [Bella] You're waiting on me because SHUT THE HELL UP!
> "Because my family is coming along and they can't go into the sun
> without…err, complications."
>
> "I don't understand. So what is Uncle Charlie and Aunt Renee are
> coming along," I said.
MIKE : I think this fic has some sort of Tourette's, but instead of
cursing, there's just random grammar goofs.
> "It's not them that is coming. I mean, Edward's family."
>
> "Who's Edward?" I exaggerated the word out.
>
> "My husband," she murmured. It was barely audible, but I heard it.
>
> "Your What?! You never told me you were married?! Why didn't you
> tell me?!"
BILL : So when, exactly, was she going to tell her two siblings about
Edward? When she sent out anniversary notices?
KEVIN: As far as I see here, at Mustache Dad's funeral.
> "Congratulations!" everyone else chorused.
MIKE : They're just trolling Buffy now, aren't they?
> "Thanks, guys. And I just got married today."
BILL : [Bella] I did mention that, right?
> "Well, I am happy for you. Is there anything else I should know?" I
> was mentally tapping my foot on the ground while waiting for her
> reply.
KEVIN: [Buffy] Mom and Dad showed up? Godzilla attack? We're
crossing over with Percy Jackson?
> "Do you promise you won't freak? Harry freaked a bit, but he said
> that you would go over board and attack Edward when we got there."
> She sounded worried.
>
> "What? It sounds like your saying that you married a vampire," I
> laughed.
BILL : [Bella] Awww... You spoiled the surprise!
> "Yes," she whispered.
>
> "WHAT?! How could you? He could have hurt you! That is some very
> dangerous shit you got yourself into. Do you know how to defend
> yourself against them? I think I have taught you well enough. Do
> you still have that stake? And-"
MIKE : [Buffy] I mean - sex with a vamp is fine! But marriage?
> "Stop! I knew you would freak. And yes I know how to defend myself.
KEVIN: [Bella] My every portrayed action to the contrary...
> No, I didn't bring the stake with me when I moved to Washington.
> These vampires are way different from the vampires in California. I
> think that Spike could explain later.
BILL: [Spike] No, I can't!
> And please don't attack my husband or family when we get there."
>
> "Fine," I grumbled.
MIKE : [Buffy] My sister has her own nest of vampires. Groovy.
> I could faintly hear a struggle on the other line and someone
> yelling at a person named Alice to stop doing something.
>
> "Hey, Buffy. My very bouncy and energetic sister-in-law wants to
> talk to you. " Bella sounded annoyed and amused at the same time.
KEVIN: [Buffy] Wow! She sounds like someone I *never* want to talk
to!
> "Fine, put her through."
>
> "Hi! My name is Alice Cullen! I can't wait to meet you! We could go
> shopping and hang out and talk about-" she was cut off then.
BILL : [Buffy] Crap... Cordelia has a vampire evil twin.
> "Sorry about Alice,sis. I got to go, see you later."
>
> "Okay. See you soon. Bye, Bella," I said with a background of
> people bidding her a fair well and safe journey. Then I hung up.
> Wow. What a phone call.
MIKE : [Buffy] Still don't know why she couldn't have told me all
this
telepathically...
> I just hope that I can keep myself from attacking her husband and
> my….brother-in-law.I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
KEVIN: Because you've shown so little self-control when it comes to
vampire violence...
> So what do you guys think?!
BILL : [Cheerfully] I think you should delete this thing and
re-evaluate your life!
> Why is it that I got like 15 hits, and 14 people read it, but only
> ONE person reviewed?!
MIKE: It's called "The Internet", dear. That's the way it works.
> I am not going to continue until I get 5 more reviews,
KEVIN: Because ransoming your fanfiction always goes over big!
> so click the review button and just tell me if you like it or not.
> It doesn't take that long. At most only about a minute.
BILL : Again - The Internet. Ten seconds is too long for some
people.
> SSSOOO PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
ALL : NO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE US!
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