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MIKE NELSON: And welcome back, folks, to another editon of Rifftext!
I'm Mike Nelson, and along side me is Kevin Murphy...
KEVIN MURPHY: Ready to get my fic on, yo!
MIKE : And the slightly-less down with the street, Bill Corbett.
BILL CORBETT: I, to, am ready to get... [sound of pages turning]
Umm... "Crunk?"
MIKE : Good enough. And today we're reading "Family Matters." And
before you ask: A) There is no Steve Urkel in this story and
B) There will be fines for any and all shoehorned Urkel
references. Double for any "Did I do thats."
BILL & KEVIN: Awwww!
MIKE : But it does contain the casts of Twilight, Buffy the Vampire
Slayer and Harry Potter thrown together so slapdash you can
smell the duct tape from here.
BILL & KEVIN: YAY!
> A/N: I do not own any of the characters. They belong to Stephanie
> Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Disney, and the WB network.
MIKE : That kind of role call doesn't always mean "train wreck," but
you can hear the screeching brakes.
> I only own the plot.
BILL : [Author] Which I'm hoping to spruce up and flip for big
bucks!
KEVIN: "Fifty Shades of 'Nay!'"
> This takes place after Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and
> after he kills all of the horcruxes, except for the 7th one.
KEVIN: So... Right in the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts, then?
> This takes place after Eclispe
MIKE : Meaning "Bella's not a vampire, thus still completely
uninteresting."
> and after Buffy has saved Angel's soul. I don't know if the Buffy's
> part is right because I haven't watched that many episodes.
BILL : And the sound of the oncoming train gets louder.
> If I am wrong in anything, please tell me and I'll correct it. And
> yes, I purposely spelled Swan with one "n" because even though
> Elizabeth Swann has two "n's."
MIKE : Wait, wait... Harry Potter, Twilight, Buffy AND Pirates of
the Carribean?
KEVIN: We can now consider that train crashed!
> I hope you like.
BILL : [cheerfully] Doubt it!
> The Phone Call- Bella's POV
MIKE : You have four universes to choose from... And you choose
*Bella* as your POV character?
KEVIN: The train has crashed and sank into a nearby lake.
BILL : Maybe she's going with the Japanese dating
sim model and making her lead as bland as possible?
MIKE : And you know a lot about Japanese dating sims, Bill?
BILL : A man's allowed to have hobbies!
> Today has been the best day of my life.
KEVIN: [Bella] I grew my hair stupid long and ran around the wood
all day!
> I have married the man I loved and am in complete bliss.
MIKE : [sarcastically] And boy did it show!
> The wedding ceremony was magnificent. Alice has done an amazing
> job. It was held in the Cullen's backyard and everyone in town
> attended.
BILL : [Bella] Burglars picked the rest of the town clean, but it was
worth it!
> Everything was done over the top, but I didn't care. Today was my
> special day. Charlie had given me away
ALL: ALL HAIL MUSTACHE DAD!
> and the vows were said in a blur. The only parts that I can recall
> were the "I do's" and our kiss, but other than that, all I remember
> is starring into those warm pools of topaz.
MIKE : Aaaand puke!
ALL : *BLECCCH!*
> Right now I am dancing in Edward's arms. Everyone has cleared off
> the dance floor for our first dance. I can honestly say that being
> Mrs. Edward Cullen isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
KEVIN: [Bella] Getting married to the man of my dreams? Meh.
S'alright.
> My arms are currently around Edward's neck as he twirled us around.
> I just wished that this happiness could last forever. But sadly, it
> didn't.
MIKE : I see this version of Bella's a bit bipolar.
> I felt a shiver of cold run down my spine and I shuddered. But this
> shudder wasn't of cold, no. It was something different and it left
> an eerie feeling in me. I guess Edward noticed the shiver because
> he chuckled.
BILL : Yes, your new bride shivering in your arms is something that
calls for a chuckle.
> "Are you cold, love?" he asked with an amused smile.
BILL : [Edward] Of course, once I drain you of life and turn you into
an immortal affront to all that is good - just like you wanted
me to - you'll never be warm again. So consider this
practice!
> "No, not really. How strange," I answered, pondering over the
> feeling that the shiver left behind as Edward guided us off the
> dance floor and to a table. "Edward? Can you get me some water?"
>
> "Of course," he mumbled as he kissed my forehead and left.
KEVIN: THRILL as our heroine feels VAGUE UNEASE!
> I sat down on a chair and noticed the full moon and gazed at its
> beauty in awe until I noticed a flicker of black. I examined the
> sky more carefully and found some cloaked figures making their way
> across the sky. It couldn't be.
MIKE : [Bella] I thought you didn't get Nazgul this far west.
> Something is wrong. I should call him, just to make sure.
>
> "Here you are, love." Edward had returned with the water.
BILL : [Bella] I took a sip. It was cool and refreshing. So I took
another. It was just as good.
> "Thanks," I murmured as I absent mindedly took a sip and placed it
> on the table. I examined the sky again just to make sure what I saw
> was correct. My eyes had just caught the last cloaked figure hide
> behind a cloud when I looked up.
KEVIN: [Bella] Did that guy just flip me off?
> "Is there something wrong, love?" Edward asked as he knelt in front
> of me.
>
> "Nothing to worry about," I said, looking into his concerned face.
MIKE : [Bella] Though I think we might have poltergeists.
> "Are you sure I can't do anything?" he asked.
>
> "Uhmm, can you go and get my mom?" I asked.
>
> "Sure," he answered a little uncertain and confused,
BILL : Never a good sign when your bride is calling for Mommy on your
wedding day.
MIKE : So can I assume that's an even worse sign when she spends five
minutes in the bathroom sobbing "I want my mommy?"
KEVIN: Your wedding night was a horror show, wasn't it, Mike?
MIKE : I thought it was great. Apparently I'm in the minority.
> but left to get Renee. About five minutes, he had come back with
> her.
>
> "Hey, sweetie. Edward told me you wanted to see me?" Renee asked
> happily, but also confused.
BILL : Not a good idea having none of your characters know what's
happening in a story... at the beginning of your story.
> "Yes, I did. But first, Edward can you get Charlie for me?" I
> asked. He looked even more puzzled than before, but nodded and
> left.
KEVIN: [Edward] But... But... Consummation!
> "Mom, do you still have the Weasley's phone number? I think Mr.
> Weasley still has that muggle phone."
MIKE : Even though we were told up front this had Harry Potter in it,
that still makes me go "Wait, WHAT?"
BILL : Don't forget we have yet to reach the Buffy and Pirates
sections!
KEVIN: I'm just wondering why the Weasleys have a working telephone?
Who the hell are they gonna call?
BILL : GHOST...
MIKE : NO!
BILL : Aww...
> "Yeah, here you go, sweetie. But why do you have to call them?" She
> handed me her cell phone.
>
> "Because I need to speak with him," I stated simply as I pressed
> the 'send' button.
KEVIN: ...She said in her best "Do not question me" voice.
> The telephone on the other end rang three times before someone
> finally picked up.
BILL: [Mr. Weasley] AAAAH DEMON! I-I-I-I mean, "Hello?"
> "Hello?" asked an uncertain, male voice.
>
> "Yes, hello. Is this the Weasley residence?" I asked.
MIKE: [Bella] Is this the party to which I am speaking?
> Just then, Edward had returned with Charlie.
>
> "Yes, it is. And may I ask whom am I speaking to?"
>
> "Isabella," I replied simply.
>
> "Oh my! Isabella Marie Potter Summers Swan Turner?!
KEVIN: ...He said, unnaturally!
> Is this really you?!" shrieked the voice.
BILL : Arthur Weasley. Shrieking. Sure. Whatever, fic.
> "Yes, it is. But now it's Isabella Cullen. I just got married
> today," I giggled.
>
> "Oh! Well, congratulations!"
MIKE : [Mr. Weasley] I guess. Who are you, again?
> "Why thank you, Mr. Weasley. But the actual reason why I called is
> to ask if Ron and Ginny have left for school yet?" I asked.
>
> "No, school doesn't start 'till five more days."
BILL : And English teachers everywhere suddenly feel the need to
weep.
KEVIN: It's like that sentence switched directions in the
middle.
> "Is Harry with your family at the moment?" I looked over to see
> that Renee was smiling; Charlie was surprised that I would call,
> and Edward just looked completely confused.
MIKE: How can you tell?
> "Yes, would you like to speak to him?"
>
> "Yes, if he isn't busy." I heard him put down the phone and his
> footsteps up some stairs.
>
> "Hello?" a motherly female voice said.
BILL : [Bella] Harry!? Something you want to tell me about?
> "Hello. You must be Mrs. Weasley. It's been a while since I have
> last seen you. I'm Isabella."
>
> "Oh! Dear, how are you?!"
MIKE : [Bella] Tired of repeating myself!
> "Happy and married. My last name is Cullen now." I had an amused
> smile on.
MIKE : [Bella] But I'm going to keep doing it, anyway, I suppose.
> "Oh my! I can remember that you were just an infant and now you are
> married! When did you marry?!"
>
> "Just today, actually."
>
> "Oh! I wish you the best of wishes for you and your husband! Here
> comes Harry now. Bye, dear."
>
> "Bye, Mrs. Weasley."
KEVIN: So, what was the point of that?
BILL : The answer to that is "Hey, look! It's Harry!"
> "Hello?" said a deep boy voice.
>
> "Hey, Harry. It's me, Bella," I said with a smile. I missed my
> brother.
MIKE : Insert Needle Scratch of Confusion here.
> "Hey. How are you? And how is America?"
>
> "I'm perfectly fine. The only thing has changed is that I'm
> married," I said and looked back up to the sky.
>
> "What?! You're married?! Bloody hell, my baby sister is married
> before I am," he said, surprised.
BILL : [Harry] By the way, just how the hell are we related, let
alone siblings? Aren't we both only children?
MIKE : You realize you just cursed the answer to that into existence,
right?
BILL : As soon as I said it!
> "Yeah, I know. Sorry I didn't invite you. But I actually called
> because there is a problem and just wanted to know if it is major."
>
> "Yeah? What is it?"
KEVIN: [Bella] Is it a bad thing when you're literally repulsed by
the thought of sex with your husband?
MIKE : [Harry] Er... As soon as I get one, I'll let you know.
> "Is there a problem going on with the ministry over there? Because
> when I looked at the sky I saw some dementors. Is there something
> wrong? What does Dumbledore think about this?" I asked, worried.
> Harry was silent for a moment before answering.
BILL : The silence is sibling code for "Shut up and let me answer."
> "Dumbledore is dead, Bella," he murmured so softly that I barley
> heard it.
KEVIN: [Bella] Yeah, I know. Some asshole spoiled it on MySpace.
> I gasped. Dumbledore can't be dead! He just can't! This is
> impossible! I felt some tears already spilling over and down my
> cheek. I looked over to see Renee's, Charlie's, and Edward's
> worried eyes.
ALL : Duuuuuuuh...
> "Harry, are you serious?" I could hear soft murmured "yes." I let a
> sob escape my lips and wiped the tear stains away with my hand
> before continuing. "When? How come no one over knows?"
BILL: [Bella, sobbing] Flag on the moon! How did it get there!
> "I don't know, Bella. And he died just last year." His voice
> sounded like he was in pain. Just as he said that, he sent me an
> image of Dumbledore's last moments. It was horrifying. Dumbledore
> was standing in his office and then he was struck with a spell
> from....Snape!
MIKE : It was then that we discovered Harry is a big fat liar.
KEVIN: Hey - if they could do that telepathic thing, what the hell
did
they need the phone for?
BILL : The answer, of course, is HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
> Then Dumbledore collapsed to the ground, out cold. How in the world
> could Snape do that?! Dumbledore trusted him and our parents
> trusted him because Dumbledore trusted him.
MIKE : [Bella] Of course, I didn't trust him, cuz I'm awesome!
> "Oh My God!" I began to sob more. I felt a hand gently rubbing my
> back. I looked over to see Renee. I stopped the sobbing for a
> moment and said, "Harry said that Dumbledore died last year." Renee
> stared at me
KEVIN: ...In confusion, as she had no idea what a "Dumbledore" was.
> in horror
KEVIN: Oh.
> and looked at me. I just nodded to confirm the news and she too
> began to cry. Charlie looked even sadder than when Harry Clearwater
> had died and was trying to hold back tears.
BILL : Should we know who that is?
MIKE : And would we be disappointed once we found out?
> "Bella? Are you still there? Everything is going to be fine," Harry
> said from the other line, trying to be brave.
KEVIN: [Harry] Just keep saying random sentences and eveything will
be fine! You still like pie, right?
> "Just cut the crap already, Harry! You don't have to be brave for
> me! Dumbledore is dead because Snape killed him! And I am also
> going to bet that the Ministry is going haywire over there," I said
> this all in one breath, letting a final tear graze upon my cheek. I
> looked around the yard and saw that everyone was having a great
> time and decided that I shouldn't be the one to ruin their fun.
> "Edward, can you take me inside?" I asked looking at him. He didn't
> say a thing, but helped me up and led me into his living room.
MIKE : At which point, I can only throw up my hands and go "I have no
idea what just happened."
> "You have no idea how right you are, Bella," Harry finally replied.
>
> "It's time, isn't it? We have to take care of this problem now," I
> said, my voice determined.
>
> "Yes, it is," he sighed sadly.
BILL : [Harry] The Quickening has begun.
> "How soon can you get over here? I didn't even tell Buffy."
KEVIN: And another hard right towards "Wait What?"
> "I can get over there in about three days. I'll pick up Buffy. Meet
> you at London's airport?"
BILL : 'Cuz London's only got the one airport, you know.
MIKE : Or pehaps you can call Buffy and tell her to meet you there,
saving yourself a trunkload of time?
> "Okay. Sounds good. I need to update you with all the news. Still
> have your wand?"
>
> "Yeah. I can't believe that we have to do this now. I mean, I
> didn't think we would have to do this until a while longer."
>
> "I know, Bella. Don't worry. You, Isabella Marie Potter Summers
> Swan,
ALL : ...Turner.
> were always the calm and rational one."
BILL : That's code for "flat and emotionless," right?
> "Yes, I know. And you can add Cullen at the end of my name now," I
> said with a smile. Harry always tried to cheer me up, even if it
> was at a bad time.
KEVIN: Are they speaking in some sort of non-sequitur code?
> "Oh, that's right. You're married now. I should meet your husband
> sometime."
MIKE : [Bella] Well just take a store mannequin, dust it with a bit
of sparkle then imagine it whining aobut how much it hates
itself. That's my Edward.
> "You can meet him at the airport. Don't worry, I'm going to tell
> him and he's a mythical creature so don't give me all this nonsense
> about to not bring in innocent people."
>
> "Sure, but what is he?"
BILL : Boring. ALL : BA DUM BUM!
> "A vampire."
>
> "A WHAT?! How can you do this, Isabella?! I'm not really mad,
> surprised. If he makes you happy then I am happy for you. But Buffy
> is going to have you head! You know what her job is and all!"
KEVIN: These guys could give Jody from Kitten With A Whip a run for
her money in the "mid-speech mood swing" department.
> "Yeah, but don't you remember she loves Angel? And he is a vampire,
> too. And besides, these vampires are different from the ones that
> we're used to."
MIKE : [Bella] For one thing, they're X-Men...
> "Fine. Just don't blame me when Buffy attacks your husband."
BILL : [Bella] Actually, I'm counting on it.
KEVIN: [Edward] What!
BILL : [Bella] What?
> "Okay. I got to go and pack. I'll see you soon," I said.
>
> "Yes, okay. Love you, Bella. And be careful."
>
> "I will. I love you, too." I hung up then and gave Renee back her
> phone. "Renee? Can you and Charlie handle the guests while the
> Cullens and I talk?" She nodded and dragged Charlie out the room
> with her. I sighed a heavy sigh and got up.
MIKE : [Bella] Damn! He never did answer about the Nazgul!
KEVIN: [Harry] Dementors.
MIKE : [Bella] Whatever! My butt itches!
> "Who's Harry and Buffy? Why do you have to go to London? What are
> you keeping from me?" Edward asked. I jumped. I forgot he was with
> me.
BILL: [Bella] Oh. You're still here.
> "I'll tell you while we're in your room. Can you get everyone? It
> would be better if I told you all at once," I said while making my
> way towards the stairs. Before I even touched the first step,
> Edward had scooped me up bridal style and started up the stairs.
KEVIN: Unless you're inviting everyone to your consummation, I think
you can hold off on that.
> I sighed and said, "Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper,
> Alice,
> I need to talk to you guys in Edward's room as soon as possible."
>
> When we got to Edward's room, he sat me down on his leather couch.
> It only took about a few seconds after I had called them and all of
> the Cullens were before me. I sighed.
MIKE : [Bella] Gotta warn you - this is gonna get stupid.
> "Okay, before I start, can someone close the door?" I waited until
> Emmett closed the door and I heard the click. "Renee and Charlie
> aren't my real parents. They are actually my aunt and uncle from my
> mom's side.
BILL : [Jasper] Does that make them brother and sister? Because ew!
> My real name isn't just Isabella Marie Swan, but Isabella Marie
> Potter Summers Swan Turner.
ALL : o/~ His name is my name too! o/~
> I am actually seventeen and will forever be seventeen unless I wish
> to grow. My mother is Elizabeth Swan and my father is William
> Turner. I have two older siblings, Harry James Potter Summer Swan
> Turner and Buffy Potter Summers Swan Turner. We are triplets.
MIKE : [Carlisle] So they're older by, what? An hour?
KEVIN: [Bella] Shut up and let me explain my awesomeness!
> My father is a pirate/blacksmith. My mother was alady of high
> society. They lived in London until they fell in love and began on
> their journey to find my grandfather who has been held captive on
> the Flying Dutchmen. On their final journey, they rescued my Uncle
> Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' Locker. There was a big fight between
> the British and pirates from all over the world. They fought on
> board. My mother and father even married right then and there while
> they fought. My father sacrificed himself by stabbing Davy Jones'
> heart that he kept in a chest, but he also ripped out his own and
> replaced it in the chest. My father saved everyone, but he couldn't
> live with my mother afterwards because he had to follow the ship.
> On their honeymoon, which was the night right after the battle, my
> parents conceived me and my siblings. She only ever got to see dad
> once a year. After we were about six months old I believe, when she
> sent us to live with relatives because she missed dad so much."
MIKE : [Esme] You lost me after "my father."
BILL : Someone saw a different version of "At World's End" than we
did.
> "That's why our names are so long. We had our godparents name with
> them.
KEVIN: One - that's not how godparenting works. Two - you have long
names because your parents were pretentious a-holes.
> My brother went with the Potters and my sister went with the
> Summers, while I went with the Swans. But really, our family is
> quite big. I have aunts and uncles and cousins that are pirates,
> wizards, witches, werewolves, vampires, demons, angels and every
> other mythical creature that is out there.
BILL : So your family is basically Sabrina and The Groovy Ghoulies?
> As a result, my siblings and I are witches.
MIKE : [Alice] That's not how genetics works.
KEVIN: [Bella] Magic. Shut up.
BILL : [Edward] That's not how magic works, either.
KEVIN: [Bella] That's not how your face works!
> I haven't seen them since I about four years ago when Dumbledore
> told me everything about our family.
MIKE : You've been a teenager for three hundred years, and you just
learned why four years ago?
KEVIN: You must admit; it's totally in character for Bella not to
ask. MIKE : True.
> Harry lives in London with our most hated muggle aunt and uncle and
> their spoiled brat of a son.
BILL : [Rosalie] Why would he get sent there when you have such a
vast family network to choose from?
MIKE : [Bella] Harry's a bit of a masocist.
> And he is the only one that goes to Hogwarts, a school where they
> teach you how to use spells and such. Buffy lives in Summerdale,
> California. She is actually, a vampire slayer.
KEVIN: [Bella] While I came here to bask in undeserved adulation.
> She fell in love with one, too. His name is Angel. Her demon
> friends
> are also with her and their really nice. The vampires that she
> hunts are different from the vampires that you know. And that is my
> life I guess. Do you guys have any questions because I have to go
> get Buffy.
BILL : Lauren Kyanka wrote this, didn't she?
MIKE : [Lauren] And then my cousin Doctor Who came to visit and
brought my cousin Wolverine with him, cuz' I'm a mutant Time
Lord and then we all went to Ponyville!
> I looked around the room at all their
> faces. Carlisle looked interested, Esme looked happy because I
> guess she is just glad to have a few more daughters and sons,
> Jasper looked like he was going to explode with all these emotions,
> Alice looked excited, probably because she has another shopping
> buddy, Edward looked thoughtful, Rosalie looked confused, and
> Emmett looked....well, like Emmett.
>
> "Can someone say something?" I asked, the silence was killing me.
MIKE : [Carlisle] How come your siblings are doing all these amazing
things, while you're... You?
KEVIN: [Emmett] You mean all those times we put our necks on the line
to save your ass, you had all these abilities and allies to
call on?
BILL : [Edward] So you're actually older than me?
MIKE : [Carlisle] No, seriously: why are you sitting around here
being
The Least Interesting Girl In The World?
> "That is so COOL!" Emmett boomed.
>
> "That is so sad, about you parents," Rosalie said.
>
> "Does Buffy like shopping?!" Alice shrieked.
>
> "How interesting," Carlisle said.
KEVIN: We're weren't supposed to read those as anticipated FF.net
reviews, right?
MIKE : Too bad; doing it anyway.
> "Yeah, uhmm. I don't know if Buffy has time to go shopping because
> of her, err, job," I responded.
>
> "Bella? Why didn't you tell us this sooner?" Edward finally said.
BILL : [Edward] And by "us," I mean "me."
> "Because. I didn't think it was necessary until I have to go. And
> now that I have to go, which isn't supposed to happen until later,"
KEVIN: Wouldn't "Time to go" have been right after Dumbledore died,
not a year after?
MIKE : And why didn't Harry contact Bella and Buffy as soon as it
happened, if Dumbledore's death was the signal for the final
showdown?
BILL : AND for that matter, why are Harry and co. still at The Burrow
and not out hunting the Horcruxes?
KEVIN: You guys realize we put more thought into this than the author
did, right?
MIKE : Meh. It's what we do.
> I sighed. Then I looked to Alice. "Alice. I'm sorry but I don't
> think that I can make the honeymoon. Can you help me pack?" She
> looked sad for a moment, but then perked up when I mentioned
> packing.
BILL : Being bi-polar fixes everything!
> "Where are you going?" Edward asked.
KEVIN: [Bella] I'm going to go get my sister. Where the hell have
you been these last five minutes?
MIKE : [Edward] In my defense, your ridiculous origin story kicked
everything else out of my brain.
KEVIN: [Bella] Fair enough.
> "I'm going to go get Buffy. Then we're going to fly to London to
> meet up with Harry and then we're going to hopefully be able to
> kill Voldemort and I'll be back home before you know it," I said,
> making my way to the closet.
BILL : She makes going after Wizard Hitler sound like she's going to
pick up a package at British Customs.
KEVIN: Sad thing is, I think she believes it.
MIKE : "She" meaning "Bella" or "The Author?"
KEVIN: Yes.
> "Who's Voldemort and why do you have to kill him?" Carlisle asked.
BILL : This is starting to have a distinct Shyamalan Exposition feel
to it.
> "Voldemort is the most feared dark wizard in the world.
KEVIN: [Edward] Never heard of him.
MIKE : [Carslile] Ditto.
BILL : [Alice] Same here.
> He killed thousands of people. While I was little and stayed at the
> Potters with my brother and sister, Voldemort busted in and killed
> my Aunt Lily and Uncle James Potter because they were in his way
> because they were protecting us from him.
KEVIN: [Edward] So were they your actual aunt and uncle or just
relatives you called your aunt and uncle?
MIKE : [Bella] Focus, man!
KEVIN: [Edward] You started it!
> He used a killing curse on us, but then something backfired and he
> managed to have the curse reflect off us and on to him. Now, we are
> the only known living survivors to have survived the killing the
> curse and it's a prophecy that we kill him once and for all.
BILL : One: that's not how prophecies work - let alone THAT prophecy.
Two: Nice job crapping on Lily Potter's sacrifice.
MIKE : We went from "A mother's love so strong it blocked death" to
"We were protected by Awesome."
> That is why I am going to London." Carlisle nodded and I
> continued.
> I lifted the hair over my shoulder to show them the lightning bolt
> scar on the back of my neck. "You see this scare? Harry and Buffy
> have the exact same scar. Harry has his scar on his forehead and
> Buffy has her scar on her shoulder. We got these scars from
> Voldemort's curse.
KEVIN: How did one AK-666 spell hit all three of you?
MIKE : Voldemort set his wand to wide spray?
> It shows that we are all bound together and are cursed to do great
> things. Because of these scars, I can talk to my brother and sister
> through our minds."
BILL : [Edward] So you're going to mind call your sister so she'll be
ready when we get there, right?
KEVIN: [Bella] ...I don't understand the question.
> I watched as Alice packed some stuff into a suitcase. "You guys
> better go pack if you are coming. Harry almost exploded when I told
> him I'm married, let alone to a vampire. He wants to meet you
> guys." I said looking over my shoulder at them.
MIKE : [Harry] No I don't!
KEVIN: [Bella] Get out of my head, bro!
> So what do you guys think? Should I continue? Please review! This
> is my first fan fiction , so please no flames.
BILL : Does "Rethink your life choices" count as a flame?
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