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[MSTing] Harry Potter and the Senshi's Circle [SM/HP/Ronin Warriors/DBZ] - Part 6 [message #44447] Sat, 23 March 2013 10:08
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> Ch. 6

>

> Shadows of dark creatures,

>

> Steel clouds floating in the air.

>

> People run for shelter.

>

> What's going to happen to us?


JOSH : You die. Next?

> -Open your heart, Supersonic theme.


FRANK : "Play 'Freebird!'", Drunk redneck theme.

> "Very good, Sailormoon!" Angela called out as she made yet another

> very good save.


MARY JO: [Angela] But seriously; shouldn't we be calling you
"Usagi" at this point?
JOEL : We're not going to let that name thing go, are we?
TRACE : We will when Ms. Hoshiko does.

> "I think you have a natural talent for this game!"


FRANK : o/~ You'll play some quiddich! o/~
ALL : o/~ You'll play some quiddich! o/~
FRANK : o/~ You have a talent for all things inane! o/~

> she said as she landed. Sailormoon landed next to her and smiled a

> little sheepishly.

>

> "I'm not all that good," she said softly. Harry landed next to

> her.

>

> "But you are, Sailormoon," he said, thoroughly enthused. "With a

> little coaching, you could probably play for the national team!"


JOEL : [Harry] The Japanese national team, mind you. But still!

> "National?" Sailormoon's eyes widened. "I'm that good?"


JOEL : [Harry] Again - Japanese national team. There's levels to
"that good."

> "Of course you are!" Kate said from her position of hovering a few

> feet above them. Angela clapped her hands, bringing everyone to

> the ground.

>

> "I think this is all for today's practice. I'm no Oliver Wood, but

> I think I've trained you all hard enough."


MARY JO: [Usagi] I don't know what that means!

> Sailormoon had to agree. She was sweating very heavily as she left

> the stadium. She looked to her side. Chibiusa was running with

> Gohan towards the school. Wait. With Gohan???


JOSH : [Usagi] Chibiusa being happy? Not on my watch, buddy!

> Mounting her broom, she flew over to them.

>

> "So, wait. Mamo-chan is here?"


TRACE : [Usagi] Screw everything else - is Mama getting some
lovin' tonight?

> Gohan nodded. He was facing Professor Dumbledore, who was behind

> his desk in his office. He was also flanked by the Sailorsenshi.


FRANK : If they're out on the grounds, how is he nodding toward...
And how can they see... And OW MY BRAIN!

> "All the guys are, including Rajura-kun. They want to be nearby in

> case they're needed or in case-" he cut himself off quite abruptly

> and flushed slightly.

>

> "In case what?" Venus asked softly. Gohan sighed.


JOEL : [Gohan] In case of booty calls, alright?

> "There's no pattern to the attacks…" he murmured. Uranus' eyes

> widened a bit.

>

> "They're afraid one of the Senshi will become a victim." She said

> softly. Gohan nodded silently. Dumbledore gave a wry smile.


MARY JO: For that matter, why has the Whatever It Is not attacked
one of the faculty or the Senshi. If it can take down Peeves, one
thinks it could handle an adult wizard or a magical girl or two.
JOSH : Sticking with the previous answer: "Because."

> "While I appreciate your coming here to help, I, quite frankly, am

> at a loss as to what to do with you. I'd let you stay, however, we

> are into the school year at this point and I do not think the

> Sorting Hat would appreciate it," he gestured towards the faded

> wizard's hat sitting on the shelf behind him. Gohan sighed.


FRANK : So no guest housing? Temporary digs on the grounds, cots
in an unused classroom, just stuffing them in whatever dorm rooms
they have to spare, sorting be damned? None of those are options?
It's "get sorted" or "get stuffed?"

> "Well, the guys want to be closer, they say Diagon Alley's too far

> for them."


TRACE : If only they had some of magic that could move them from
place to place quickly!

> Dumbledore thought from behind his half-moon spectacles. He smiled

> and turned to the Senshi.


JOEL : [Dumbledore] Yeah, I got nothing.

> "I do believe that Hogsmeade has a nice inn, and it is far enough

> from Hogwarts so as not to interfere with any Muggle electrical

> equipment."


JOSH : [Dumbledore] Powering said equipment, however? You're on
your own, Bucko!

> Mercury brightened. "That's a great idea, Professor!"


MARY JO: [Dumbledore] Damn right it is!

> "Then it's settled," he said, standing. He turned to Gohan. "I

> will send an owl to the keeper of the Three Broomsticks to arrange

> for some rooms. I'll leave Hagrid to show you the way this

> weekend. And you girls will want to get ready for dinner, won't

> you?"

>

> Shou whistled. "Nice place. I'm hungry."


FRANK : One of these times, they're gonna change scenes
mid-sentence.

> "So what else is new?" Touma asked teasingly as he set his bags

> down. It was Friday evening, two days since they'd received

> Gohan's message from Professor Dumbledore. Touma began to set up

> the computer equipment as Seiji unpacked their things. He knew

> Ami-chan would want to look over the data when she came with the

> rest of the Hogwarts students the next day. Ami-chan…only a month

> and already he was going stir crazy without her.


JOSH : Yeah... Dial back the blue ballage, Humbert.

> If this youma hadn't shown up,


TRACE : Because calling it "that thing" doesn't sound exotic
enough.

> he didn't know what he'd have done without her. Still…it had to be

> disheartening for the Senshi, not to have even a normal year as

> witches.

>

> He shook his head. It couldn't be helped. All he could hope for

> now was a quick resolve so Ami-chan could get back to her studies.


JOEL : [Touma] And I can get back to cradle-robbing! Aw, yeah!

> Hermione gasped as Sailorvenus-no, not Sailorvenus, Minako came

> down the stairs in her Hogwarts robes. She looked up, startled at

> her expression.


MARY JO: [Calling out] Hey; can we get a load of cervical collars
down here? The scene changes are giving us actual whiplash!

> "What?"

>

> "You're not transformed!" she squeaked. Minako grinned.


FRANK : ...And?

> "Oh, that. Well, my fiancé is at Hogsmeade. As much as he loves

> me, I'm sure he'd rather see Aino Minako instead of Sailorvenus

> given the circumstances."

>

> Hermione opened her mouth to respond, but cut herself off when she

> heard a series of loud thuds come from the girl's dormitory, then

> a sort of rumbling descending down the stairs. It culminated in

> Usagi landing in the commonroom, tangled in her own hair. As the

> commonroom exploded with laughter, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Minako

> helped untangle Usagi. Usagi gave them a grateful smile.

>

> "When we get to Hogsmeade, this never happened."


TRACE : We now return you to "What The Actual Fuck Theater,"
already in progress.

> "Tou-chan!"

>

> Although Ami had resolved during the trip to be the calm,

> collected one, she, in fact, ended up being the first one to jump

> into her fiancé's arms. Touma chuckled and kissed her.


JOSH : The subsequent display of raw sexuality got them banned
from Europe for life.

> "Gee, I didn't think you had noticed I was gone."

>

> Ami giggled and kissed him again. "I missed you, even your

> cooking."

>

> Shin, who was on the verge of being swamped by Makoto,


ALL : SNU SNU!

> managed a grin between kisses. "We're all lucky that Bertie-sama

> likes to cook, I can't do everything."

>

> Throughout this, Harry, Hermione and Ron stood by, silently

> waiting. Finally the guys turned the girls loose and they were

> able to introduce themselves. Touma smiled.


JOEL : [Touma] Oh, yeah... You're still here.

> "Harry," he said. "That was your owl, wasn't it?"

>

> "Hedwig," he said, smiling. "She's really great, isn't she?"

>

> Ami and Hermione both turned to business. "I want to see the

> data," they said in unison. Touma blinked.

>

> "Lo siento, pero solamente hablo espanol," he joked. Ami took out

> her wand.


FRANK : [Ami] "Yo quiero Taco Bell" back at you!

> "I may not be Sailormercury right now, but I still know quite a

> few spells. Tell me, how would you like to be a cat?" she asked

> menacingly. Ryo grinned.


JOEL : If they can do magic in their normal forms, why bother
transforming at all?
JOSH : A) Showing off... or B)...
ALL : "Because!"

> "Better give them what they want, Touma."

>

> Touma chuckled and led the way upstairs for Ami and Hermione.


JOEL : Oh *WOW!*
MARY JO: Rulethirtyfourus Noexecptus.

> Ron grabbed hold of Harry's sleeve.


FRANK : [Ron] Think they're up for a fivesome?

> "Come on, Harry. You promised to go buy some Dungbombs with me!"

>

> "Dungbombs?" Gohan asked. "What are those?"


TRACE : Juvenile. Next question?

> "You'd never want to smell one, that's for sure," Harry said with

> a laugh. "We're going to Zonko's Joke Shop. Care to come?"

>

> Gohan grinned. A wizard joke shop! And maybe something he could

> use on Krillin once he got back.

>

> He grabbed Chibiusa's hand and laughed. "Let's go!"


JOEL : It's time for wacky hijinks, guys!

> "That's him?" Zabini Blaise asked. "She chose that kid over you?"


JOEL : Or another abrupt scene change.
JOSH : "Zabini Blaze?" Really?
FRANK : "Maybe Miss Hoshiko is stuck in Japanese grammar mode?" he
said, trying hard to give benefit of the doubt.

> Draco nodded sullenly. "I just don't get it," he muttered. "I

> mean, he has to be thirteen at the most! I'm sixteen, I should

> have the advantage."


MARY JO: This quickly losing its creep factor and gaining "just
plain sad" factor.

> "There must be something we're not taking into account," Zabini

> said. Draco grinned.


TRACE : The fact that he could blow up Hogwarts as a light
warm-up?

> "Well, I know what I'm going to do to tip the scales in my favour.

> Doesn't Weasley still have some of his brother's toffees?"

>

> Zabini was confused. "What would you want with a-" he cut himself

> off, realising what Malfoy was talking about. He grinned. "If

> having a tongue the size of a Quidditch club doesn't turn her off,

> nothing will," he laughed. Draco grinned. "Come on! We can go up

> to the castle real quick and do a summoning spell for them!"


JOSH : These aren't ruthless potential dark wizards, they're the
friggin’ Little Rascals!

> Gohan sat with Chibiusa in the Three Broomsticks. She had just

> ordered them two glasses of Butterbeer.

>

> "Trust me," she said, smiling. "They're well worth the wait."


MARY JO: [Gohan] We are still talking about the drinks, right?

> Gohan grinned. "I believe you. I'm just not sure they measure up

> to mom's cooking, though."

>

> Chibiusa smiled and shrugged. "What can I say? They try."


JOEL : Banter banter banter banter scene change scene change!
TRACE : IT'S THE PLOT! HEY IT'S THE PLOT!

> The two laughed. It had been so very long since they'd been able

> to just sit by themselves and enjoy each other's company. Lately

> it seemed as if the only time they'd ever gotten to see each other

> was during times of crisis. Not that this wasn't one, but it had

> it's rewards, Chibiusa decided. She smiled.

>

> "How's Diana?" she asked. Gohan grinned.

>

> "She misses you, but is looking forward to the spells you'll show

> her when you get back."

>

> "Speaking of cats," Chibimoon said. "Why didn't Luna and Artemis

> come with the guys?"


FRANK : And we're right back to "Why didn't the cats come with
them in the first place?"

> "We needed someone in Japan," Gohan shrugged.


MARY JO: So you left the cats?
ALL : LOGIC!

> "I, personally, think it's a waste. Everyone should come and

> fight, but it wasn't my decision."

>

> Chibiusa sighed and smiled. "Well, if this youma is anything like

> the Shogun, then it shouldn't be too hard taking care of it."

>

> "And if it's anything like Princess Snow Kaguya?" Gohan asked.

> Chibiusa paled a bit.

>

> "Let's hope it's not."


TRACE : You guys gonna let us in on what the hell you're talking
about?

> Their Butterbeer arrived and Gohan, eager to taste his, downed the

> entire thing in one gulp. Chibiusa stared.

>

> "Did you even taste it?"

>

> "Yep! It's good! I want more."

>

> Chibiusa giggled. "I don't have any more money on me, but you're

> welcome to share mine," she offered shyly. Gohan smiled and,

> moving his chair over beside Chibiusa's, took two straws and the

> two of them began to drink the glass together slowly. At length,

> Chibiusa left off drinking and laid her head against Gohan's

> shoulder. Gohan smiled and held her, the Butterbeer entirely

> forgotten. After a moment, the two looked up simultaneously,

> flushed and began to lean in towards each other, their lips coming

> closer…

>

> "Ginny!!"

>

> A shout jerked the young couple apart and they both turned.


ALL : WAH WAH WAAAAAAH!

> Ginny's eyes were filling with the same eerie blue light that had

> filled the other two victims. As she tipped backward, she was

> caught by her older brother, who was looking decidedly shaken.

> Chibiusa and Gohan looked at each other. Another attack.


JOEL : Again, right under your noses. Only now there's twice as
many of you.
MARY JO: Our heroes: World's greatest bystanders!

> "This is getting altogether too serious."


FRANK : [Chibiusa] It was bad enough before. Now it's someone we
actually care about!

> The Troopers, Senshi and Gohan were gathered in the Three

> Broomsticks .Ron was back at Hogwarts, in the hospital wing

> sitting by his sister's bedside.

>

> Rei now continued. "The attacks seem to be coming faster now.

> We're beginning to run out of time."


JOSH : [Rei] They've run through the redshirts and now their
hitting our b-teamers!

> "Yes, but what can we do?" Ami said, exasperated. "We still

> haven't been able to pinpoint the source, the attacks are

> happening too quickly and are, I'm sorry to say, too low on the

> scale. Whoever this is will have to attack a larger quantity of

> people simultaneously in order for us to get a lock."


TRACE : Didn't you already say you had its signature and you knew
where it was?
MARY JO: So "we know where it is" is code for "we got jack?"

> Usagi and Makoto paled.

>

> "What is it?" Shin asked.

>

> "We've got a Quidditch match next Saturday," Makoto whispered.

> Usagi nodded.


FRANK : Nice priorities.

> "The entire school will be there."

>

> "The entire school? This may be the break we've been looking for,"

> Seiji said slowly.

>

> "We'll try to get a lock on it if it attacks," Touma said. "If it

> does, we'll pinpoint it's base and do a Sailor Teleport."

>

> "There's no other option?" Minako asked dejectedly.

>

> "None that will allow us to finish this off quickly," Ryo said.

> Makoto sighed.


TRACE : Our heroes - using an entire school as bait!

> "Then I guess it's settled. Let a lot of people be drained, find

> the youma that's doing this, then defeat them before the students

> know they've been drained."

>

> "Let's hope," Seiji muttered.

>

> Hermione wandered over to the group.


JOSH : [Seiji] Crap... A witness.

> "We're going to be leaving in about a half hour," she told the

> Senshi. "Will you guys be ready by then?"

>

> "I'm not sure," Ami said. Hermione nodded.

>

> "That's what I thought. Here," she said, thrusting the map into

> Minako's hands. "She knows how to use it. You'll find a trap door

> in the basement of the candy shop. It'll lead you back to

> Hogwarts."

>

> "Really?" Chibiusa said in awe. Hermione nodded.


FRANK : [Chibiusa] Secret passages? I have literally never heard
of such a thing! GET OUT! GET OUT!

> "Yes. Harry, Ron and I will be waiting up in the commonroom for

> our Senshi, so we know that everyone got back all right."

>

> "We'll be back before midnight," Rei assured her and Hermione

> walked away. Rei sighed.

>

> "So what do we do now?"


MARY JO: Same thing you've been doing: Sit around with your
collective thumbs up your multi-colored asses and bask in
undeserved adulation.

> "I think," Ryo said, dragging Rei onto his lap. "That we should

> get some down time in right now and just enjoy each other's

> company."


TRACE : [Shouting to the back] Fair warning: If this turns into
an orgy, we're leaving!

> Rei grinned. "Why I do believe that's the best idea I've heard all

> day."

>

> "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," Minako said, and the

> map of Hogwarts traced its way onto the parchment. Makoto's eyes

> widened.

>

> "Whoa," she whispered. Minako nodded.

>

> "Since we're off the Hogwarts campus right now, we're not showing

> up. But once we are, we'll show up again."

>

> "Okay," Uranus muttered. "Let's go." They set off along the

> passageway.

>

> "Lumos," was whispered by half a dozen voices at once and the

> passageway was filled with a soft glow. Minako led the way,

> monitoring by the glow of Chibiusa's wand if they had shown up on

> the map. After about forty-five minutes of walking, she smiled.

>

> "We're almost there, we're on the map!"


JOSH : o/~ Pad pad pad the fic, yawning all the way o/~

> Chibiusa peered at the piece of parchment. Sure enough, nine dots

> labelled "Tsukino Usagi", "Aino Minako", "Hino Rei", "Chiba

> Usagi", "Kino Makoto", "Mizuno Ami", "Sailoruranus",

> "Sailorneptune" and "Sailorpluto" were inching their way across

> what looked like the lake and towards Hogwarts.


MARY JO: So, what? The Marauder's Map has to get to know you
before it'll show your real name?
FRANK : I find it odder that the British map is showing names with
Japanese grammar rules.
TRACE : Wasn't Chibiusa's name just "Usagi?"

> After another ten minutes, the passageway began to curve upwards.

> A quick glance at the map told them that they were in Hogwarts.

> Minako wiped the map clean, stuffed it into her robes, and climbed

> out of the entrance. She turned around, helping each Senshi out in

> turn. After helping out Usagi, everyone turned around-and found

> themselves face to face with Severus Snape. He grinned nastily.


JOSH : [Snape] Time to get my jerkass on!
JOEL : We never did find out why Snape wasn't being a dick that
last time, did we?

> "Well, isn't this a surprise."

>

> The girls sat in Snape's office, seeming quite dejected. Who knew

> what Snape was going to do to them now that he'd caught them

> sneaking into the school. He might expel them! And then how would

> they stop the attacks?


MARY JO: You wouldn't. Just like you haven't been up to this
point.
FRANK : And why isn't Hogwarts crawling with Aurors after three
students and a poltergeist have been zapped by an unknown entity?
TRACE : Because they might catch the damn thing. Then were would
the story be?
JOEL : Shorter.
JOSH : ZING!

> He paced his office, glaring at them. Finally he stopped and

> spoke.

>

> "Sneaking into Hogwarts after hours. Staying behind in Hogsmeade.

> You've broken quite a few rules." He stopped to see what effect he

> was having on the girls. They seemed scared enough. He drew

> himself up to his full eyes, his cold black eyes staring at them.


JOEL : Is this fic really trying to imply that Snape is just a
softie who puts on an evil teacher act?
MARY JO: Yeah... I'm gonna go laugh myself sick. Be right back.

> "Thirty points from each house," he announced finally.

>

> "But Professor Snape, that's not fair!" Usagi suddenly burst out.

> "We only stayed behind trying to find out something about these

> attacks! What if it's a teacher that's attacked next?"


FRANK : Shut up, girl; you're getting off light!

> Snape's cold stare silenced her, but he sighed.

>

> "Did you find out anything?" he finally asked. Ami sighed.

>

> "We're almost there, Professor."

>

> He sighed again.


TRACE : [Snape] So all those rules broken and you've still got
nothing to show for it? At least Potter would come back with a
clue stuck to him or something.

> "You're showing a tremendous loyalty to this school…fifty points

> to each house. Now go!"

>

> The girls hastened to leave his office. Makoto blinked.


MARY JO: [Makoto] Da' hell just happened?
JOSH : She speaks for us all.

> "Did we just escape the office of the meanest teacher in the

> school with twenty points added to each house?"

>

> "I think we did…" Ami said slowly. "But I'm not entirely sure…"


FRANK : The smart one, folks.

> "Let's just get back to our commonrooms before we get caught by

> someone who may not be so forgiving, like


JOEL : The real Snape.

> Professor McGonagall," Minako recommended and everyone dispersed.

>

> Minako, Usagi and Chibiusa entered an unusually quiet Gryffindor

> commonroom. Hermione ran up to them.

>

> "You got back alright?"


TRACE : [Usagi] No, we got lost and eaten by a grue. Of course we
got back alright!

> "Yeah," Minako said. "We were fine until we got caught by Snape…"

>

> Hermione gasped. "How many points have we lost?" she asked after a

> moment. Chibiusa smiled.

>

> "See, that's the strange thing, we're up twenty points."

>

> A collective gasp went up from the other Gryffindors.


JOSH : Overreactus Notfunnythefirstimeus.

> "You mean," Ron said slowly. "That Gryffindor is up twenty points

> after you got caught…by Snape???"


MARY JO: [Chibiusa] Did I stutter, you ginger dolt?

> "Don't ask us to explain it," Minako said. "It doesn't make sense

> to us either. If you'll excuse us, now, we've got to go over what

> we've learned."

>

> Minako, Usagi and Chibiusa retreated to a corner of the commonroom

> and began talking things over in Japanese.


JOEL : [Usagi] If we huddle up long enough, maybe they'll think
I've actually done something useful.

> "So we're really going to sacrifice all those people?" Usagi

> whispered. Minako sighed.

>

> "I don't like it anymore than you do, but what else can we do?"

>

> "It took Mamoru to get us to notice the Kisennian flower. It took

> Luna's love, Kakeru for us to do something about Princess Snow

> Kaguya. It took Chibiusa for us to act on Badianyu!" Usagi said

> fiercely. "Is it going to take an entire school of innocent people

> for us to take care of this youma??"


FRANK : Yes, because you're not very good at super heroing.

> "What else can we do?" Minako repeated.


MARY JO: Have Mars do her Shinto fire-reading thing? Have Neptune
search the school with her magic, truth-seeking mirror?
Co-ordinate with the Wizarding authorities? Admit you've got jack
and get out of the way of said authorities?
JOSH : That's a lot of "what else."

> Usagi sighed and stood.

>

> "We can leave now and do something about this youma ourselves. If

> it's centred above Hogwarts, we can still do a Sailor Teleport and

> look around until we find it," she stood, suddenly very

> senshi-like.


JOEL : So you're just going to go "up?"
TRACE : If you're going to do something, do it in the vaguest,
most useless way possible.

> "And I'm going, whether you all come or not!" She ran up the

> stairs to her dormitory. Minako and Chibiusa sighed.

>

> "We go?" Minako asked, though she already knew the answer.

>

> "We go," Chibiusa confirmed. They ran up to the dormitory as well.


ALL : WE GO!

> Harry, Hermione and Ron had listened to the argument.


TRACE : [Harry] There's a lot less sweat dropping and
limb-flailing falling over than I was led to expect.

> Although they could not understand it, they could tell Usagi was

> agitated. However, it alarmed them when Supersailormoon-not in

> Hogwarts Robes- came down the stairs followed by Supersailorvenus

> and Supersailorchibimoon, neither wearing their robes, though they

> all had their wands. Ron stood.


JOSH : And saying something stupidly obvious in three.... Two...
One...

> "You're doing something about the attacks?"

>

> Chibimoon nodded. Ron drew himself up.


JOSH : And brave, but useless follow-up...

> "I'm going with you," he said with such a tone of finality that it

> didn't occur to any of the Senshi to argue.


JOEL : [Ron] I don't know what you're doing, where you're going
to do it, or how you're getting there. But I'm going!

> They climbed out of the portrait hole and stood, finally noticing

> that Harry and Hermione were with them. Supersailormoon sighed.

>

> "You all can't come."

>

> "Why not?" Hermione huffed. "You may need our help!"


MARY JO: [Hermione] I mean, you're on our turf, technically. By
all rights, you should be asking us to go with us!

> Venus sighed and smiled warily.

>

> "She's right, you know."

>

> "Fine," Sailormoon said. "Follow me."

>

> "Where are we going?" Chibimoon asked.


FRANK : As long as you're for going *somewhere!*

> "We're going to the highest tower in this school," Sailormoon

> said, still walking. Harry tugged on her fuku.

>

> "That would be that way," he said, pointing in another direction.

> Sailormoon laughed shrilly before letting Harry take the lead.


JOSH : Ha ha ha it's funny.

> Moving quickly, they made it to the tower in about ten minutes.

> They were quite startled to see the other Senshi there. Mercury

> smiled ruefully.

>

> "None of us could stand the thought either," she said softly.

>

> "We can't let all those people be drained," Jupiter said. "We've

> got to do something now."


JOEL : Should we do something?
TRACE : We should do something!
MARY JO: Should we do something?
FRANK : We should do something!

> "So it's a Sailor Teleport, then?" Uranus said. Everyone nodded.

>

> "Harry. Ron. Hermione, stand in the middle and for goodness' sake,

> hold hands and don't let go," Mars told them. They did so and the

> Senshi joined hands around them.

>

> "Sailor Teleport!" they all yelled at the same time and in a

> moment, they had teleported from the top of the Hogwarts tower.


TRACE : Well, they're dead. Lunch, everybody?

> "Shimatta!"


TRACE : "Crap!" Exactly!

> Touma leapt from his seat and ran to the lounge of the Three

> Broomsticks. Rajura looked up.

>

> "What is it?" he asked, seeing the look on Touma's face.


JOSH : [Touma] We're nearly six chapters gone and I still have no
idea what the hell is going on!

> "They've teleported."

>

> Rajura cursed and quickly got to his feet.

>

> "Let's go."


JOEL : [Rajura] There's confusing crap afoot and I want in!

> "You guys can look up now," Mars said a little amusedly. Harry,

> Hermione and Ron looked up and gasped. They were flying!


MARY JO: [Ron, deadpan] Wow. Flying. We've never done this
before.

> She looked around at the Senshi, all of whom were focused on the

> space in front of them. Mercury activated her visor and smiled.

>

> "I'm getting readings. We need to go off to the left…"

>

> She trailed off as a reading caught her eye. She gasped and opened

> her mouth,


FRANK : [Mercury] We got an unknown whozits off yonder way!

but before she could warn them, a blast of energy hit them, making
> them stagger. She gasped.

>

> "Our shield is being drained! We need to land!"

>

> "Ami-chan!" Venus said. "Is there any chance we can hit them with

> a Sailor Planet Attack from here?"


TRACE : Hit *WHAT?*
JOSH : Disabling shots are for sissies! Go straight for the Wave
Motion Guns!

> "We can try," Mercury responded. Venus nodded.

>

> "Right. Harry, Ron, Hermione, once we do the attack, grab hold of

> a Senshi. Ready!"

>

> "OK!" Everyone chorused.


ALL : OK!

> "Sailor Planet," Venus started, increasing their speed. A vast

> plain of glittering crystal stretched out before them.

>

> "Attack!" all the Senshi chorused


ALL : CARE BEAR STARE!

> and they hit the crystal dead on.


FRANK : [Venus] That was the bad guy, right? Eh - close enough.

> Their shield broke and the Senshi landed, Uranus, Pluto and

> Jupiter each with a Hogwarts student in their arms. Jupiter set

> Harry down


JOSH : [Harry] Don't rush on my account!
JOEL : [Ron] Mine, either!

> and looked around.

>

> It was eerily beautiful. They could see a crystalline structure

> rising into the black sky off in the distance. Mercury scanned her

> readings.


MARY JO: [Mercury] According to this, there's a boss battle up
ahead.

> "I'm getting magical energy signatures from there," she announced.


JOSH : Your apparently non-magical computer is now picking up
magical energy. How does that work.
JOEL : It's magic; they don't have to explain it.
JOSH : Oh, well that's HUH?

> Jupiter smiled grimly. "Then that's the way we go," she said.

>

> "First rule of defence," a harsh voice called out behind them.


FRANK : "Never be afraid to blitz on first down!"

> "Watch your back!"

>

> They turned to see Rajura, fully transformed into his armour of

> illusion, standing there. Beside him were the Samurai Troopers and

> Gohan, all looking very grim. Seiji grinned ruefully.


TRACE : [Seiji] Yeah, I don't know how we got here, either.

> "So much for our plan."

>

> "You know good as well as we do that we can't let all those people

> get hurt!" Sailormoon called out. They could almost see Rajura's

> grin.


MARY JO: [Rajura] Maybe *you* can't...

> "Of course not," he said, amusement highly evident in his voice.

> He may have defected, but he was as much Shogun as ever.


JOSH : Whatever that means...

> "Since we're here, we might as well get this done and over with

> before someone else gets hurt."


JOEL : [Rajura] Someone besides us, that is.

> No amusement this time. Mercury nodded and turned to the Crystal

> Tower.

>

> "There! That's where we need to go."

>

> They set off towards the tower, each alone with their own

> thoughts. There was no time for conversation now. Mercury had out

> her computer as well and was analysing the readings she was

> receiving, Touma looking over her shoulder. The two of them gasped

> and each dived for a different student as two blasts of energy

> came crashing down. Touma had gotten Ron and Hermione, Mercury

> Harry.


FRANK : You've actually forgotten that they can use magic, haven't
you?

> Gohan ran over to Mercury, who was now wincing in pain.

>

> "Daijoubu ka?" he asked worriedly.


TRACE : Well, up yours too, pal!

> "My ankle," she gasped. Touma bent over her and examined it. It

> was a bad twist, it was already starting to swell.

>

> "There's no way you're fighting on this," he announced.

>

> "I'm staying here with her. You guys go on ahead."

>

> "But-" Shou started to protest,


JOSH : [Shou] Sailor Moon can probably fix her right up. And I'm
pretty sure the wizarding kids have a healing spell or two
memorized.

> but a hard look from Touma quieted him. It wasn't good to cross

> Touma when he was being protective of Ami. Rajura understood and

> nodded.


MARY JO: [Rajura] You know you don't have to take EVERY excuse for
a booty call. Time and place, man! Time and place!

> "We'll be back," he said softly and nodded to the others who

> hesitantly followed him.

>

> This was trouble. Already down one Trooper and Senshi With three

> innocents to protect


JOEL : Three innocents packing magic weapons, but don't let that
stop you.

> and an entire school riding on their success with a youma they

> knew nothing about. Things were definitely looking grim.

>

> A/N


FRANK : Just in time; something was about to *happen!*

> I'm not sure how many chapters there will be,


TRACE : Nine. Yes I read ahead. Bite me.

> but they're going to be very fast moving. Don't worry, everything

> will be resolved, I have a habit of tying up loose ends…and in the

> process creating all new ones, only to be answered in the next fic!

> Hee Hee!


MARY JO: [Deadpan] Hee hee hee hee hee. [normal] I wanna smack you
so hard right now.

> Read on, I'll have the next chapter up soon!


JOSH : Hey, no rush!

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